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CLM:Signs of life: Foligno records 2G, A in win
OTT:Turris has no broken bones; more tests on way
NAS:Shea Weber is first Preds Dman with hat trick
TOR:Nazem Kadri leads Leafs past Blues with 2G
OTT:Karlsson caps Sens' comeback with OT goal
MIN:Dubnyk leaves in 2nd with undisclosed injury
WPG:Report: Trouba, Jets table contract talks
LA:Lucic scores two goals in win
CLM:Hartnell draws back into lineup on Saturday
PIT:Kris Letang out Saturday vs Kings
PIT:Kris Letang misses practice Friday
BUF:Rasmus Ristolainen having a breakout season
desu
Cup comes back to Canada 2016
>>64008158
>Getting mad at pictures of clip art pigs
I meme
Therefore i am
>>64022463
o-our year
This Sharks/Bolts game has 0 energy.
Bolts are gonna be nice and well rested for tomorrow.
Which team is the most EXPOSED this season, the Ducks or the Bolts?
>>64023035
Bolts
>>64023035
Ducks
>>64023035
oilers 2bh
>>64023191
>>64023381
can't expose teams everyone knew were bad already senpai
>>64022443
Mad at Swedish twink?
>flyers
tonight was a fucking disaster
>>64023517
>there are people who still think Doughty or Weber are a better defensemen than Karlsson
top fucking kek
>"B-B-UT E-EASTERN CONFERENCE BIAS!!!!!!!!!!"
>>64023805
>look at all them points
>quality defender imo
>cantada
>>64022443
So I just got back from my first hockey game in 10 years.
I haven't watched in that time but it seems like it was less physical and less happened. What changed?
>>64023970
actually games were much less physical coming right out of the lockout, so it's probably just nostalgia clouding your judgment
>HONGOOKVER CHINKPUCKS
>PRUST SOON TO BE SUSPENDED
>CANTPUCKS ABSOLUTELY BTFO
LOL
GET KEKED YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS
Prust gonna get hard with a suspension or there is no jsutice in the NHL.
Poor Brad Marchand. That couldn't have happened to a more respectable player.
HA!
>>64024091
I think the last time someone was punished for a spear it was just a fine, but Prust is kind of expendable so maybe they'll make an example of him
What do you think bros?
Suspension?
Fine?
Gold Medal?
>>64024232
It'll be a fine but Canucks fans are praying for a suspension.
>>64024232
Gold Medal. Most of the Bruins players I'm cool with, but Marchand is a fucking goof.
>Prust saves the game for all the disappointed fans at Rogers Arena
>by gratuitously spearing Marchand in the balls in the final couple minutes of the game
>then further aids the team by getting suspended, allowing someone who actually can play hockey to take his place for a while
Best offseason pickup of all time
>>64024232
>Marchand'sMarbles
LEL
Daily query: who can stop him?
>>64024320
Brandon "Ball Bust" Prust
>>64023805
I'd say Weber is right there with him, he gets over shadowed a lot because the Preds don't rely as heavily on him to do scoring as they do with the Senators.
Karlsson is amazing, but I'd say Weber is right there with him as best defenseman
Why does Rinne have to suck so much fucking dick though? I'm seriously tired of the Predators fans telling me Rinne is good, he's like above average at best, where yeah he does a good job, but then again he is playing with Josi, Weber, Ellis, Jackman, and a rising Jones and Eckholm. Plus all our forwards are more defensive oriented than offensive so it's not like there's a reason a team should ever be getting scored on more than 3 goals a game.
Just make the season end already
>>64024331
pls no, he's a young lad and he needs those for test production so he can become a big guy
>>64024232
That's it, I'm saving this and making a Simpsons joke out of it.
"Brad Marchand Productions presents: Man getting hit by hockey stick.webm"
Chocolate chip cookie for the first who gets it.
>>64024333
>Weber is right there with him
Isn't Josi the one with the better defense/possession?
>>64024320
No one.
>leads NHL in plus/minus
>11 goals already, McClavicle doesn't stand a chance
>doesn't even bother scoring goals unless it is 5v5
>carrying the team with Pavel to a 7-0-3 record
>takes a big heaping shit on Weber right after he gets a hat trick
Don't forget he already had to leave a game because his skate got caught in a rut on this ice and he was back by the time it was his next shift.
>>64024320
How did he drop to 15 in his draft year? He's been a top-3 player all year for the Wings
>>64024232
Only Lucic deserves that more. Vancouver is all right by me.
>>64024376
>Simpsons
Why dont you support the BEST TEAM IN HACKEY?
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>64024381
They're both really good to be honest, Josi is a better skater, and a bit better at possession, but Weber is a lot more physical and has an amazing shot and all around great offensive capabilities.
I'd give him the edge over Josi, but I think Josi and Weber are 2 of the top 5 defensemen in the NHL in my humble opinion. I just wish there was a better goaltender to make the Predators work, that loss tonight really boiled me over when I have to think they lost to the fucking Panthers also
Bishop just got a blade in the face/eye and had to walk off the ice... I hope his beautiful face isn't scarred.
>>64024446
Why is his mask so shit
>>64024446
#pray4bish
>>64024369
He'd better not give Nutcracker no lip, then, and just concentrate on scoring dozens of goals on the Nucks' current popsicle-stick defense and AHL goaltending
>>64024438
Who's the rest of your top 5?
>>64024376
Don't cry for the Nucks
They're already dead
OFFICIAL Canadian Teams Rankings
>1. Habs
>2. Snes
>3. Leafs
>4. Jest
>5. CucKs
>6. Flams
>7. Oilels
discuss
>>64024430
>mfw
>>64024429
Love you too, babe.
>>64024473
Gotta love those rebuild seasons, eh?
>shorks
NORCAL is rolling in his grave desu
will portland ever get a hockey team?
>>64024493
Enjoy your delicious cookie, friend. You've earned it.
>>64024495
>less wins than Calgary and Edmonton
>Canucks ahead of them
Negro, please.
>>64024499
>rebuild season
>still make playoffs because Pacific is so fucking awful
>>64024482
Karlsson, Ekman- Larsson, and Hedman in my opinion.
>>64024465
I think it's p cool desu
>>64024466
ayy
>>64024576
>No Doughty or Keith.
Opinion disregarded.
last 2 digits of this post is how many years until a canadian team wins the cup
>>64024705
>you
>>64024688
Doughty is only out on the ice a lot because his team is always dead, doesn't mean he's really all that good. Plus Quick can get like 50 shots on goal and still make Doughty good. He's a good defenseman, just a bit over rated in my opinion. Keith, well he's on a stacked team with a shitty goalie. He's good though, top 10 in my opinion
>>64024705
>tfw the Sedins retire Cup champions
>>64024727
>Doughty
>Not all that good.
The fuck are you smoking?
>>64024705
ty man I can see it already
>"Marner has it, to Nylander, back to Marner, SHOOTS SCORES!"
>"LEAFS WIN! LEAFS WIN!"
>that fucking game
double digits for flyers stanley cup dynasty 2017-2023
>>64024762
You mean:
>"Laine has it, to Nylander, back to Laine, SHOOTS SCORES!"
>>"LEAFS WIN! LEAFS WIN!"
>>64024778
I hope those taco lovers didn't kill Bishop
>>64024866
me too
if post ends with triple digits then oilers will be moved to montana
>7-0-3
>leaving a consistent playoff contender to coach the Laffs
>unsurprisingly, the Laffs are in last place
how long until Babcock kills himself?
>>64024730
>Sedins
>Cup champions
>>64024955
Pretty sure he knew what he was signing on for
>>64024955
why would he kill himself he got fucking paid
>>64024955
you forgot
>$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
>>64024955
>>64024800
B A S E D F L O Y E R S
I think it'll be more like 2018-2022.
2019 SCF Flyers v. Jets calling it now
>you will never sit with mickey Redmond while he bantz about the good ole days of hockey
>you will never sing Piano Man with him
Is there any reason for me to live anymore
when will /hoc/ go back to being fun
>>64024955
he knew the leafs were going to be bad, they traded every player they could for picks
now he's just waiting for the statues they'll build of him in this city
What was with the canucks game?
how the fuck do people fall for marchands pest game every time...
Why are the canucks so shit against physical teams?
Leafs > Canucks
>>64025420
>sens fans
lmao, the canes won the cup, we can do it
>>64025290
When Smuk comes back.
>>64025420
>gif
>not animated
I will destroy you in an autistic rage Canada, so help me God
>>64025449
>>64023805
>zero gold medals
>>64025489
seriously, nigger?
Hello Finland.
>>64025527
I gotta say, that's a pretty dank meme Canada.
>>64024376
Man gets hit by football now where's my cookie hoser
>>64024556
>habs
>losing to my shit carolina 'just blow it up' team
wew
If your team has lost in regulation in any of their last ten games, they're pretty much shit
>>64026250
yes, they all suck
Go Karpat; it's all I got atm
>>64026272
At least you chose a team from a city founded by swedes :)
I wonder what smuk_anok is up to right now
>>64026308
Probably shitposting on /hoc/ pretending that he's some guy who misses smuk_anok
>>64026328
This desu
>Couldn't handle being made fun of for being a brony
I'd respect him a lot more if he just dealt with it 2bh f@m
These threads went to shit after Master of Dubs left
>>64024808
You mean:
>"Nylander has it, to Nylander, back to Nylander, SHOOTS SCORES!"
>>"LEAFS WIN! LEAFS WIN!"
>>64026328
>>64026456
I'm pretty sure most of /hoc/ misses him. I constantly see people saying as much.
Reminder that Karlsson will win the Norris this year and it will be his third Norris trophy before the age of 25.
>>64026593
>B-but muh DOUUGGHYYY xD
>He skates around on a stacked team doing nothing xD Norris candidante!
>H even got shitty goalie behind him while Karlsson god AnderssonGOD xD
>Muh KIETHSHIT xD
>Le do nothing man on a SC wining team
>Gets raped by Karsson on the OT last night, must be a norris winner xD
Hey guys
I'm going to see the Stanley Cup tomorrow and take a picture with it. What should I do? What should I wear? Any tips? I'm stressing out 2bh. Im afraid I am going to blow my once in a lifetime chance
>>64026749
relax my man, you 're acting as if you were going to mecca or something. Just whip your dick out , take a photo and cross all the other teams except the devils with a marker. You don't need to be a professor to do that.
>>64026749
Give it to Karlsson
>>64026749
Post a pic of yourself touching it here. Watch the butthurt unfold.
Is this the Netherlands v India match thread?
Independence day
>>64026822
yes.post away
>>64026818
That just means he'll never win it I never touched it as a kid now look at me zero cups
>>64026965
HUOMENTA!!
(what does that mean?)
I 'm happy for my finnish bros!! Their humour changed the internet!
>>64026965
>tfw everyday is Finland Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdWQiVhZRZA
>tfw he'll die in my lifetime
>>64027292
>tfw you'll meet him in the afterlife in Nangijala, where he will live in a small country side cottage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDb9wUxo2_Q
Happy Birdday Binland :-DDDD
The leafs are going to make the playoffs lads
>>64028385
>>64028504
>Le finland is fine and everyone else is bad meme xD
Even though we import more sandniggers per day than you do in a year your economy is a fucking joke compared to ours.
Literally a eastern european tier country
The Snes are elite and there is nothing you faggots can do about it.
>>64028847
Don't bully binland today, they will do that enough when the rioting happens
>>64028877
They have one player that makes them elite and canadians still think he won't win the Norris
>>64029044
There's no way Cowen will win the Norris bud.
>>64029070
>>64024232
is this from last nights game?
>>64029110
yeah
>>64029218
i fell asleep somewhere in the second period. when did this happen? 3-0 made him do it. salty canucks
>>64029283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNlACB5gz30
>>64028385
Jesus fuck, what happened Sweden? Finland stronk
>>64029318
>THAT IS INTENTIONAL
>THAT IS CHEAP
>THAT IS OUTSIDE THE RULES OF THE GAME
Because the bruins NEVER do anything like that. I truly hate the Bruins broadcast team.
>>64029318
wonder if he provoked it or if nucks really were lame enough to do that. either way ref should have called that right on the spot imo
>>64029318
Poor Marchand, he's just an innocent victim.
>>64029426
I think Marchand did it himself a couple of times one season. Might have done it this season too. Don't know. And yes, those commentators are terrible.
>>64029428
One only has too look at Marchand's face to feel provoked tbqh.
Refs would have called it it they would have seen it.
>>64029426
Well it was you fucking faggot, are they supposed to go over the entire history of cheap shots by the Bruins or something?
>>64029428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbbKhSKU3D0
They would never do something like that unprovoked.
>>64029497
I didn't say it wasn't, just pointing out the hypocrisy. They wouldn't even admit the bruins have any cheap shots. Calm your autism friend.
>>64029492
>And yes, those commentators are terrible
I'd rather have Jack than some other team's commentators. At least he actually bothers to do some research on the team the Bruins are playing and gets excited when they score. The Avs commentators are a pretty good example of shit, they act like there's only one team on the ice at all times.
>>64029492
Haha if so, I guess his face + the goals he made were enough to get him a groin shot. Which is lame if true.
>>64029510
Damn..
>>64029514
That's not hypocrisy, it would be if they claimed the Bruins never did anything wrong.
>>64028847
>>64029577
Jack isn't always terrible. Andy is the worst, and Jack usually just feed off of that. But yeah, the Avs do act like the other team doesn't exist.
>>64029318
God damn those announcers are trash
>>64029577
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
I'm not saying that they/he is the worst. I don't know enough about the leagues all commentators to make such a claim. And I'm sure he has some redeeming side to him.
>>64029632
I doubt it was that though. Marchand likes to talk trash, and from time to time act trashy too. It was probably something along those lines.
The reason he isn't liked by other teams (fans) isn't because he's "ugly" or because he scores some goals.
>>64029634
If Marchand did that to someone they wouldn't give two shits, and you know it.
>>64029708
Yup, you're probably right.
hi binland how was your holiday yesterday
>>64029726
Well they did criticize Lucic last year for his nut spearing campaign and said he was doing shit like that because he was frustrated that he was ineffective and other players no longer feared him.
>>64029683
I hate Andy, he just repeats what Jack says but with a Boston accent and he'll keep talking during play when Jack should be doing play by play.
Is /hoc/ the birthplace of all memes forever and ever?
there's some slut thats been walking around outside my apartment for like 30 minutes with no pants on and posing for pictures
So will the Hawks be able to make it into the playoffs this year is this the standard off year for the dynasty?
>>64030127
go down and talk to her
>>64030214
Don't be crazy
>>64030127
Go Patrick Kane her.
I figured i'd ask here, maybe there are other people who play hockey here.
For the last two months now on the inside of my right ankle, there's been a bit of swelling the longer I play, and i've been lightening the load every week but it doesn't seem to change.
I have no problem with walking, bending over, kneeling etc with it when i'm not skating, it's just when I play it starts to hurt on the inside ankle and it becomes weak and i'm unable to get much power and agility with it.
Aside from not playing for a few weeks (because fuck not playing hockey) what can I do to help it? Does anyone know what the issue could be? I thought maybe it could be my skates, but i've had them for over a year now without any problems. I've tried icing it afterwards but it doesn't reduce the lump there.
Time to relegate the Canucks to the AHL.
What players definitely browse /hoc/?
>>64030214
she's probably on drugs its cold out
>>64030417
New skates?
>>64024400
Because good scouts and luck. Larkin was over shadowed by eichel because he didn't score a shit load of points
I doubt the wings would've taken him if they had first pick though. The best choice isn't always obvious
>>64030489
it's what you do when you model
you go to places that fit the theme and wear what they ask you to
>>64030417
Check the other parts of your foot for tenderness, like the outside of your foot, and up both sides of your leg. It sounds like probably a strained muscle that's pulling on your tendons if it's not new skates, but i'm neither a doctor nor am i gonna examine you.
Source: I've had similar problems running in winter and from skating
>>64030550
Also because Larkin is small (6 feet, 180 lbs). And because he's a Michigan native, which I think affects the way he plays because there's some pride in playing for your home team since you were a kid
she put her pants back on last pic
>>64030462
I could see Seguin browsing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FINLAND
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVlOC0bpFq0
That was a hell of a game last night lads, and I had originally planned on going to it. Hope the New Year's Eve game is a good one against the pongs, because I'll be there.
>>64030687
6' 180 isn't small for a player in the draft. A lot of guys start there and end up big guys.
>>64030127
why can't shit like this happen where I live? she looks pretty qt
if it does happen here, it's some 50-60 year old addict
op is a fag
>>64028847
>economy
>mattering at a time when hordes of mud people are invading europe
wew lad
>>64031019
It matters if your country is already a non-white one. (Finland).
Sweden got the heritage to be preserved
Does anyone have any new memes they'd like to share with the group?
You want to do what to me, anon?
>>64031373
>Sweden got the heritage to preserve
You're doing a pretty shitty job of it
>>64030932
Most of his peers, including ekbad, were two inches taller and 20 lbs heavier
>>64031373
that ship sailed long ago jamal
>>64031452
Take you to a griffins game and get you pregnant
>>64031373
>Sweden got the heritage to be preserved
top kek
> Europe
>>64031511
>school
I hope he gets shot.
Happy russia is shit day.
>>64031414
>>64031511
>gf
Ah haha well meme'd my friend!
>>64024521
They already have one
Post /hoc/ doge
>Edmonton
Being in last place
Hahahahahahjahaha
>>64032829
u wot m8 u 'avin a giggle?
What's more troubling /hoc/? The fact that Tampa Bay is shit, or that Toronto is in last place in the Atlantic?
Why do Wongs fans hate Leon?
>>64033312
Tampa Bay. Toronto is such a shitshow it will take time to fix. I think Babcock will fix it, but it'll take several years.
>>64033312
>implying people expected Toronto to be anywhere else
>>64033312
I think Babcock is a little overrated as a coach, but he's literally polishing turds right now, can't do much there.
>>64033312
The Leafs being shit hurts more, Babs was supposed to makes us at least fight for a wildcard. Not to mention he refuses to play Corrado.
>>64033546
Maybe because you guys keep posting anti-semitic pictures about him?
>>>/pol/
>>64033312
Tampa is back on the right track, they just started the season slow
>>64033601
It will take 2-3 years at most not half a decade.
>>64033666
I expected them to be holding a wildcard desu
>>64033723
Naz, JVR & Reilly are his #1 C, W & D going forward. That's three solid building blocks.
>>64034228
>>64033546
Forced meme desu
>>64034573
True! Forced memes that need to go:
>Clipart animal pictures
>Smukfrog
>Supermarket sandwiches/Publix
>Rangers/Rags
>Kings/Kongs
>Leafs/Laffs
>Leon Draisaitl nazi
>John Scott all star
>Patrick Kane rape jokes
Missing anything?
>>64034923
So basically you don't want memes? What kind of faggot gets mad at memes
>>64034965
I'm not mad at anything. All of those things are circlejerks with nothing new to discuss.
Reminder that Nashville lost yesterday's OT because they played two defensemen and those two defensemen fucked up the 3-1 situation just prior to the goal.
>>64034923
>mad at the reichsaitl
>>64034923
>mad
>at a fucking sandwich
>rags
>>64035084
>>64035108
I'm not mad at anything.
>>64035108
>He thinks vegetables only last for a day
>rags
>>64034923
>he hates >rags posting
Get the fuck out
>>64035181
>mad at vegetables
Shit team
>>64035203
I don't hate it, it just contributes nothing to discussion much like clipart, sandwhich; Nazi Germany Leon Draisaitil, rape allegations on Kane it's all talked to death
>>64035108
This is truly the most forced meme of them all.
Can't publix posters come up with anything else?
Shit fans
>>64035467
You are literally unironically mad at a sandwich, you have no one but yourself to blame when you get called out for it
>>64035461
Sometimes you just gotta have fun
>>64035108
>>64035517
They're not even good sammiches
>>64036075
>doesn't realize that publix is the master of sandwiches
Where the hell do you shop? Subway? Jimmy Johns?
>tfw the Lightning better beat the >kongs tonight
>>64036187
>He's about to lose his 1C
>>64036187
Founders, senpai
>>64036255
As shitty as he's been it's hard to even get upset at that possibility. He still most likely won't leave though
>>64036269
Never heard of it. Where are they at?
>>64036269
>this fag won't stop talking about the food at a brewery
>>64036388
>He still most likely won't leave though
You guys basically lose Steven, gut your depth, or hope you can unload some of your garbage ass contracts.
>>64036416
>this fag wont stop talking about basic sandwiches from a grocery store
step it up, dont settle for shitwiches
>>64036434
I don't think he wants to leave Tampa, however at the rate he's playing I don't think Yzerman will give him the contract he wants. It's a weird situation I don't know what they'll do.
>>64036522
Overrated PP meme player tbqh. Between his injury and no longer having an elite playmaker on his line ala Manlet St. Louis anymore, he's getting exposed as fuck tbqh.
tfw no kings gf
also fuck the /v/ mods
>>64036470
>implying I'm a publix fag
nobody cares about your stupid local brewery. You literally dont even go there you have one picture that you keep posting
>>64036642
>founders
>local brewery
plus, that picture is from google, senpai
Ben Scrivens is currently 0-5 in his starts with the Bakersfield Condors. How many losses will he get before the Oilers straight up release him?
>>64036578
Id like to see him play with drouin more, drouin seems to be a really good playmaker and sets up stammer pretty well
>>64036848
>Cooper
>Letting Drouin off the 4th line
lel
>>64036685
no shit weeb you posted the same picture so many times you had to start using a google one instead because you never fucking go there.
Are you also somehow trying to imply that a craft beer company in your town that only has one location is not local?
>>64036642
>not being a publix fag
>>64036899
I posted it twice, bud
plus, founders is rated as one of the best beers in the nation and is sold pretty much anywhere good beer is sold. Friendo.
>dogs
how do you fix this shit?
>>64036953
yeah just like every other fucking craft beer
>>64036903
>stars
>>64037296
>tfw you'll never play in the NHL
>>64037597
is mike smith elite?
>>64036584
a kings fan gf sounds like a bad idea
she'll drop you the moment someone better comes along and when you're doing well for yourself again she'll come join the bandwagon and suck yo dick again, she'll keep mistakingly call you by her old bf's name (gretkzy) though
https://streamable.com/axt4
>THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WOULD UNIRONICALLY RATHER WATCH A SHOOTOUT
>posting about hockey on football sunday. Get in line with a real sport.
>your ban will expire january 5th
kek fuck you mod you can use this as my appeal
>>64037691
>forgetting the kings were averaging 16k people a night even in 09 when they were bad
as much as hoc likes to meme on us. California has had a dedicated hockey culture a long time. We even have more pro hockey teams than pedosoda
>>64037758
what for?
>>64037702
3v3 is just a meme 4v4 in the AHL was GOAT since it still had the strategy from 4v4 coming up in normal games
>>64037854
Personally I'd rather have 4v4 -> 3v3 -> Shitout but the NHLPA will never let it fly in a million years so this is the best option, imo.
>>64037902
does the NHLPA think people would get injured or something?
>>64037941
That would most likely be their excuse, yeah. Extending the game = more chance for injuries, more strain on the body, etc.
>>64037941
it would be fucking exhausting and make games go too late at night. Hockey was the only sport that didnt go full fag and have 300 commercials and make the ending of games take forever and they're approaching slow as shit endings now.
Does nhl do a light zamboni before OT because i know ahl does but they might be testing it
>>64037767
>38 million people in California
>5 million people in Minnesota
Minnesota would poop all over your teams with a population as big as that. Until they took one or two of your teams that is.
t. not even a wild fan
>>64038104
>people dont want to live in a frozen hellhole
We are even having an outdoor game in fucking Sacramento Pedosoda BTFO
>>64038189
>we
>memeing wrong
>>64037767
>hoc
Get >>>/out/ faggot
>>64038189
>more than seven times the population but less than on third of the number of players Minneosta has
>hockey culture
Choose one
Meh, you get a game because it's a big potential market.
Things that need to go:
>tripfags
>kebab
:D
>>64038405
As a california tax payer I funded the baseball field in sacramento so I can say >we
