>mouyes
>>64013033
1st for klopp
CHAT
What kind of tea is everyone having?
>Bournemouth getting ref decisions again
>>64013089
mr t
based glenn murray
still dont get why pardiola sold him
>>64013089
Normal tea
Stannislav
>there's only cahill between him and the goal
>he's marginally offside
wat? Do I not understand offside or something? He's not the last man...
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>64013089
Hoji-cha here senpai
>Chelshit
>>64013089
Better yet, what kind of crumpets?
>>64013109
gay
>>64013110
Same reason he treated Tevez and Mascherano like shit
>>64013110
because Pardew thinks Connor fucking Wickham is better
Wickham's utter shit
>>64013089
I'm so happy that I was right about Mouyes, he's such a fucking fraud. All of my mates thought I was talking shit.
>>64013119
it's two players. the keeper is normally one of them
fuck this season just fuck off
>>64013129
Warburtons
>>64013033
>starting a new thread just as the goal goes in
>>64013119
He's behind the goalkeeper so there needs to be 2 players between him and the goal and there is only Cahill. I might be talking shit though.
>>64013089
Mulled Wine. I had some yorkshire gold, too
HOLY SHIT MOU STOP BLAMING THE REFEREE. THE REFEREE WASN'T AT FAULT FOR CHELSEA BEING UNABLE TO SCORE A FUCKING GOAL AGAINST A LEAGUE 2 SIDE
>>64013119
2 players need to be between the attacker & the goal line, usually the keeper & 1 defender
Even after that Eddie Meme is boring as fuck.
>tfw too many (You)'s to sort through and reply to
sorry lads, i appreciate every one of you
Even with that view and the line drawn he still looks offisde in every camera shot
>>64013150
>>64013149
Oh, I always thought the rule was at least 1 outfield player. Huh, the more you know.
>>64013154
nah that's right m8
watch the ceiling la
>>64013150
You're a big lad
>mfw today exposed how many people don't actually understand the offside rule
>pundits forgetting small clubs have these sorts of wins all the time and then get relegated
>>64013203
>>64013193
How do I greentext?
>>64013203
First promoted team to win against champions in over 10 years
>>64013203
chelsea lost though
>>64013150
>Walking towards the cliff
>>64013203
>these sorts of wins
relegation six-pointer?
>>64013213
kek
"The ref made an important mistake, but that's part of the game."
"Obviously Chelsea won't be fighting for relegation. There's no chance."
"I think it was a clear penalty."
"In the first half we were not aggressive enough. In the second half we were much more aggressive."
Business as usual, folks. Carry on.
>>64013193
Yeah, I always assumed it was 1 outfield player, and the rule didn't include the GK.
>>64013213
You select green in the 'text colour' option
Have the BBC relaxed their rule on everyone on MOTD wearing identical shirts?
>Maureen LITERALLY turning the team into how Moyes played half way through his term
>tfw it's not just a blip and chelsea are genuinely shit now
>>64013213
it's called memetexting you fucking newfag
>ruddy dropped for rudd
>>64013242
>watford vs norwich
just get this championship shit off my screen
>Rudd and Ruddy
[color=green]test[/color]
>having the same colours for your home and away kits
>narrich inbreds
>>64013270
Chelsea could be 18th in 8 days. I wouldn't bet on it because Newcastle would have to win 2 games but it's possible. 18th after 16 games.
>these kits
who thought this was a good idea?
>>64013303
>>64013213
You type "reddit.com/r/faggots" and you stay there.
>>64013213
I use the "Tomorrow" board style so it's yellow text for me =^)
>>64013303
did it work lad?
>All 3 of Norwich's kits are yellow and green
>Someone got paid to design them
you put your christmas tree up yet, lads? The missus has been going crazy with christmas decorations...
>>64013270
I just want them to stay this shit so >we can actually scrape a win against them later on, and get a win at stamford bridge too
[spoiler]Test
[/spoiler]
>>64013294
>>64013151
jolly good brand desu
DAT NIGGA DEAD
>>64013315
>being tricked by memes
think you're the one who belongs in reddit m8
>>64013270
>Chelsea are so shit they're getting beat by promoted clubs
>Arsenal still lose against them
>>64013327
nodge kits are based tbf though
>>64013329
She get her bf to put it up for you?
>>64013329
I live in a shared house, we haven't had a christmas tree for 3 years cos no one can be fucked. Sad but true
>>64013294
>performing capoeira on the pitch
>>64013329
We put ours up last week. I've already bought presents for everyone except my wife's kids. What do eight year olds like these days?
>>64013373
all of them are ruined by that fuckhuge area around the aviva sponsor
>>64013303
wtf how do you post in green?
> never saw there was a new thread
> was still arguing about the guardian in the last thread
Chelsea are shit
Yes sir. It is the only thing giving me joy these days.
fucking hating this shit season
>>64013386
8 year old boy or girl?
>>64013356
Go to bed, you've got homework to do tomorrow lad
>>64013352
I prefer Hovis or Kingsmill for bread but Warburtons do best crumpets
>>64013344
>>64013371
Arsenal beat them in the Charity Shield, it's worth something.
>>64013386
memes
>>64013386
Knives
>>64013386
Idk man. Frozen shit right?
>>64013376
m8 if you want a tree, just do it. They're cheap as shit from wilkos.
>>64013419
They'd be top if they'd had beaten Chelsea in the league
>>64013431
Filtered
>>64013416
>>64013386
Micro-transactions
>>64013386
gameboy
>muh alex neil attacking football
Anyone going to watch the black oz? Or the black bond? Or maybe the black jedi?
This guy sounds like the kid out of Beasts with no Nation
>STRYKAH
>>64013402
That is one slaggy swimsuit
> that black Watford players six pack through the tight vest he was wearing under his shirt
Hnnng, I think I just went gay for BBC lads , what do ?
>>64013454
Chelsea are relegation candidates
-no striker
-ageing defenders
-physically weak CMs who don't fight for the ball
>>64013483
Fucking hell I want to bite it.
Is Capoue actually good?
>>64013454
I can't get no sleep
>>64013483
Why is she walking like she's shit herself?
>>64013449
>arsenal will lose the league because of that game
It's nice to know that evil wins even when Chelsea are involved in a relegation battle.
>>64013523
The Man U - West Ham match will help
>>64013454
what the fuck
>pulis getting out pulised
I think Spurs should sell Eriksen & Lamela who agrees
Goys like Alli are the future, pacey
>>64013483
Literally had a gf with an arse just like that. I insisted on doggystyle most of the time for obvious reasons.
la's i don't think swansea are a top 4 team or will win a trophy this year.
just saying.
>>64013523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wq-ku3AwTA
>West Brom will never cease to exist
>>64013528
Her bum cheeks are just so big and full of joy that she can't help it jiggling like that
>>64013586
I think they might be the most boring club ever to exist
AWAY AWAY
>>64013490
It's amazing how Costa completely forgot how to play in a summer
>>64013523
>open the fridge
>nothing but a cold potato
>tfw
Brunt the only one who will celebrate with McClean o the irony
>What a save
>Hit directly at him
?????
>>64013586
I wish West Brom Norwich etc would fuck off and Leeds & Forest come up
>>64013569
My gf has an arse like that, maybe a bit smaller
Her favourite position is doggy style, so I'm always happy to oblige
>>64013631
Most keepers would have dived on this one and he managed to keep standing and stopped it.
I've got a feeling that something really fucked up is going to surface about what's happening at Chelsea after Mou gets sacked. You can just tell that something happened behind the scenes that they're keeping from the public.
>tony pulis player getting away with murder
what a fucking surprise
>>64013631
Was a good save
Lloris is the best shot stopper in England
>>64013689
>>64013665
They are cursed
why did pulis sound like he was about to burst into tears
>>64013624
> open the fridge
Rate it
>>64013717
>>64013727
>celtic/10
Only literal whos playing boring games now lads, turning off
>>64013727
le working class priorities
>>64013615
>implying he hasn't been total shit since last Christmas
>>64013755
Bottom left next to judge
Villa have too many niggers players for them, that's why they've been shit so far. Am I being edgy or is it the truth?
>>64013294
watford are a better run club than your shitehole of a swansea
>>64013615
More interested in an MMA career by the looks of it..... at least he already has the face for it
>>64013665
I said it before, Mourinho was lucky that media decided to go with the sexism angle in the Carneiro story. That was an easy story that no one really believed but was a good enough explanation, much better for him than people actually asking questions.
>Southampton vs Aston Villa
both clubs with no personality
yawn
>>64013727
>urge for Guinness, rising
Is Garde wearing a gillet under that jacket?
>all these absolutely shite southampton shots
>>64013764
Casual, go back to /b/
>>64013454
>walking with 190saurs
>>64013760
> tfw I literally have a celtic season ticket
>>64013778
Lol. To be fair it's a mini/ drinks fridge not a food one
Is there an uglier footballer in the league than lescott?
If you still want Mouyes as manager then you're a deluded plastic.
>>64013832
The fuck is a gilet?
>Lescott looks like this
HOW IS HE THAT UGLY?
>>64013806
watford are a team full of mercenaries fuck off.
>>64013855
Wasn't there a Stoke player that looked like a LotR orc?
>>64013727
brb gonna go beat ma wife
>>64013872
He was in a car accident or something when he was younger and it disfigured him
>>64013855
Troy Deeney
>>64013488
There is a Lizard in this picture. Many people miss it. I point this out every time I see this picture.
>>64013454
Has anybody done an edit of the "HA HA HA HA I JUST BLEW UP ALL OF DOWN TIME LA NOW IMMA GONNA FREEWHEEL IT OUT OF HERE" or whatever that meme is.
>tfw Liverpool put double figures past Poocastle tomorrow
>>64013855
That ugly fuck on Stoke
>>64013855
yes
>>64013882
unlike your spanish era ;)
>watford will be more succesful in the long run, play better football and won't fade back in irrelevance soon
>>64013889
>23 attempts
>5 on target
fucking hell memehampton
>>64013898
>>64013935
man utd had 21 attempts and 1 on target today
>>64013872
His wife looks filthy. Like she would love a bukkake after a gangbang with all of Lescott's brothers and cousins BBCs
>>64013921
Alan Hutton is the definition of a journeyman premier league player
>>64013624
let him out for christs sake!!
>>64013958
Fucking hell Scotland
>>64013954
Yeah but that's contineal philosophy, you just don't get it.
>>64013855
Now or in history?
If latter, I vote Luke Chadwick, but 99.9% of people on this board won't know who he is/was.
>>64013921
Somebody on a football forum shagged his sister- her pants were stinking/ dirty. Not a joke look it up
Remi Garde looks like a less chubby Gary Speed
>>64013980
unfortunately i'll never get it
>>64013923
Watford trophy cabinet =
FA Cup
Finalists: 1983–84
League Cup
Semi-finalists: 1978–79, 2004–05
essentially non-existent
swansea's trophy cabinet =
Football League Cup
Winners (1): 2012–13
Football League Trophy
Winners (2): 1993–94, 2005–06
Welsh Cup
Winners (10): 1912–13, 1931–32, 1949–50, 1960–61, 1965–66, 1980–81, 1981–82, 1982–83, 1988–89, 1990–91
FAW Premier Cup
Winners (2): 2004–05, 2005–06
>>64013956
>God/Genetics: So Lescott, how do you want your forehead Senpai?
>Lescott: JUST FUCK MY SHIT RIGHT UP!
>>64014004
Oh you'd get it bby
>>64013951
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/news-and-comment/joleon-lescott-the-accident-made-me-more-determined-to-make-the-most-of-what-i-have-but-my-brother-425701.html
>>64013958
All the girls look like this as well
>>64013956
That's not a forehead, that's a fivehead.
>>64013958
>Hello Darkness My Old Friend
>>64013992
I believe you
>>64014018
see>>64014024
>>64014018
if I where that rich I would really not give a fuck, I would take being rich and ugly than being working class and the 7-8/10 I am.
>>64013958
He's premier league quality desu.
>>64013987
>luke chadwick
dat nigga ugly
>>64014066
You have to use salt and club soda to get that out
>>64014008
>Welsh Cup
>FAW Premier Cup
my sides
>>64013956
> you will never gangbang joke on Lescott's wife with a load of black guys
Why even live
Chelsea players who are currently doing better out on loan than Chelsea
>Moses
>Aké
>Christiansen
>Kalas
>Kane
>Baker
>Solanke
>Pasalic
>Cuadrado
>Van Ginkel
>Salah
>>64013987
of course we know who he was
no idea who he currently is
>>64014008
So essentially the same, nobody gives a flying fuck about the welsh trophies, yet the watford owners are rich and have such a good history of success and ridiculous scouting network+army of players that watford are basically guaranteed mid table at minimum forever if they stay up this season, and swansea are looking very very shakey and have regressed significantly
>>64014104
>gangbang joke
>>64014096
>watford having literally no trophy cabinet
>>64014008
>supporting a meme team
>>64013995
or a less ratty Gary Neville
>>64013586
I usually forget they do. They seem to have nothing of note. The club without a character.
>>64014067
Trip on 190cmfaggot.
>>64014024
Fuck off. Part of that is genetically ugliness. Your forehead doesn't become a fivehead cause of a car injury.
>chelsea fc unironically have a player named Islam Feruz
Fellas, I need some advice.
I've been a life-long Leicester fan. a few years ago, I had to relocate to Portsmouth for work. I really miss watching live football, should I buy a ticket to Fratton Park? I can probs get a ticket for their FA cup 2nd round game against Accrington Stanley.
>21 shots
>1 on target
FEE LOSS O FEE
>>64013987
>luke chadwick has more PL league medals than stevie g
>>64014111
Bollocks, most people in here have no fucking clue.
>tfw I found out today that utd have only conceded 1 goal at home all season which was benteke's wonder goal
shame we only scored 9 at home this season
>>64014163
Who is Accrington Stanley?
>>64014132
>football league cup
>football league trophies
watford would kill for the history Swansea have, fuck off you scrub, you're literally basing your argument on an 'if'. you're a shitty london club with no personality.
>>64014151
and he thinks he should be playing for the scottish NT despite being a crappy manlet
>>64014061
There was a song bout it
https://youtu.be/arfUwTWdGy0
>>64013966
>Forgetting his legendary stint at Mallorca.
>>64014203
Exactly
>>64014163
Find a non-league club near you to have fun with
>>64014136
>eating the trophy cabinet
>>64014111
Christiansen should deffo be playing for Chelsea, Aké on the bench. Salah will never be good, Ginko rip in piece and I haven't watched the others.
>>64014203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgYP1d5nN2o
FEELOSHOPHEE
>>64014211
>watford
>london
keep walking retard
>>64013987
>>64014080
>>64014111
>>64014184
I don't know it was possible.
>>64014150
>i'm 190cmfaggot
top kek, but if you don't think ugly and rich is superior to good looking and not rich you are painfully wrong. hell, you could even have surgery to look good with enough money (I think it's around 50K to actually look legit good, which is silly)
![$(KGrHqJ,!ogFC9-YtQUFBQw9-Pcvuw~~60_35[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zik8KBn.jpg "$(KGrHqJ,!ogFC9-YtQUFBQw9-Pcvuw~~60_35[1].jpg")
>Chadwick
Can't believe he's only 35
>>64014244
>>64014150
>Your forehead doesn't become a fivehead cause of a car injury.
I was just pointing out that he was in a car accident. I can think of far uglier players, such as pic related
>>64014281
>>64014285
Literal zombie
>>64014211
>Swansea fan trying to dish out the banter
My sides
>>64014163
>I can probs get a ticket for their FA cup 2nd round game against Accrington Stanley.
That was today.
>>64014111
>>64014263
>You know remember future Chelsea record scorer Bamford.
>>64014290
Please tell me you have the tipping fedora webm of him
>>64014281
>>64014285
Doesn't look so bad now desu
>that lineker bants
>>64014211
kek, you should write for the sun
>>64014290
preston's finest respresenting, he's one of the better looking ones
>>64013560
>I think Spurs should sell Eriksen & Lamela who agrees
Shame too because eriksen has been basically shite all season. Still wouldnt want to see him go though, he just needs a rest??
>>64014309
I prefer to not remember, at least not after 2 games with Hazard as striker.
>>64014309
of course I remember
no reason to put him on that list as he's not doing very well
would take him up front over costa atm tho
>>64013610
Doesnt help that Pulis is there either
>>64014323
No, just this
>>64014111
>Christiansen
>tfw if he moved back to Chelsea Elvedi would probably be getting more playing time and developing more
>>64014397
http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/5/19/8620455/how-to-defend-like-manchester-united-phil-jones
>>64014282
Maybe it's cause I'm both.
>>64014324
Odd how he's gotten better in age. I think it was his acne dimple craters caused by it, his poor teeth and tight skin.
>>64014323
here senpai
>>64014111
>who he currently is
He was with Cambridge last season wasn't he? Played against United in the FA Cup
>>64014453
lel thanks bro
>>64014426
>Yes, he collapses like an ancient civilisation. But he gets the job done.
Worth a smile.
>>64014453
He's not that ugly. Think of a player that's absolutely hideous to look at, even when not grimacing.
Ribery
>>64013284
>not calling it "meme arrowing"
Fake 4channarian detected
>>64013727
Fenian as fuck
>>64014522
Tevez
>>64014522
This desu senpai, he's just a bit gormless and tends to pull silly faces a lot
Ribery is just a mess
I want some cookies lads.
>>64014546
Now THAT is one ugly motherfucker.
LE MEME ONE LE MEME ONE LE MEME ONE
LE MEME ONE
LE MEME ONE
LE MEME ONE
>>64014522
Ribery was in a car accident as well though
So who's the best looking player in the league?
No homo
