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>poop edition
GLADBACH DEFEATED BAYERN 3:1
HAMBURG LOST TO MAINZ 1:3
KÖLN LOST TO AUGSBURG 0:1
HERTHA WON AGAINST BAYER 2:1
INGOLSTADT DREW HOFFENHEIM 1:1
SCHALKE WON AGAINST HANNOVER 3:1
>BENDER
>de gay
>>64006245
alright but i would still like to see all the action and goals
>it's an Ausländer thread
>irish making a /bundesliga/ thread
well, a new low point has been reached for this community
>Trash
>POOP FARTIOLA
SVEN BENDER FUSSBALLGOTT
>MOUYES
>chelshit
Wolfsburg choking so fucking hard.
>refs always close to the border of manipulation and being bad against dortmund
>chicharito unironically shitting all over bundesliga
is he legitimately good or is /bundes/ a joke meme league?
>>64006260
you had your chance at sportschau, alle spiele alle tore and bild bundesliga.
this is not a question of "what you want", as your opinions and desires are meaningless in the great whole of the universe.
would have liked to see Hofmann as striker desu
>>64006224
>irish OP
>faggy anime pic
>no results posted
this is unacceptable
>>64006375
nobody rates him
>>64006375
Both
>>64006398
make a new thread
this thread will soon 404
>>64006375
maybe
>He told Sky Sport Austria : "He is doing well and his style of football works for teams like Bayern Munich and Barca, but I'd like to see him work at a mid-table side.
>>64006430
i'll wait until it does
I'll 404 your life
>CHELSHIT
HAHA this is becoming really hilarious
>>64006505
in an autistic way? Maybe you have a shot then afterall.
>>64006350
I really want to dance with tuchel
where is everyone?
>>64006580
I wouldn't say autistic, but she's uncommon. She's not the type you come across everyday
>>64006591
could you keep up?
ERA PENAL
This ref...
>>64006350
What did he mean by this?
LEL
REFBALL
FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB
FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB
FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB
FUSSBALLMAFIA DFB
buyernliga tbqhwyf
fucking great
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>64006451
David Alaba?
Ayy Can't let the BVB catch up on the Buyern
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I WAS 2ND IN MY TIPPSPIEL
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUCK THIS JOKE OF A LEAGUE
>>64006630
>>64006645
>>64006650
>>64006657
>>64006658
>>64006673
that was a clear pen
dumb holding by Pisscheck
>BORUSSIA CHOKEMUND
STILL 7 POINTS FUCKERS
>that one american putting his boat on over 2.5
this is glorious
thanks for the laugh dortmund
>>64006611
How? Are you sure she isn't married
>>64006675
2ND AGAIN
AHJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHDHASDHASJKDHASKDA*PSDJA*'SJD AS
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES HAHAHAHAHSDASJDHAOSDHASOÜDHAHHAHAHA WUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
KAGODWA
KAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA
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KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA
KAGAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TE AMO KAWAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Best match in a while.
>>64006701
>YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA KAGAWA
>>64006710
WHERE IS HE
>Chokeburg
BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA BASED KAGAWA
KAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHINJI !
EAT SHIT SCHALKER
EAT SHIT BAUERN
EAT SHIT SCHALKER
EAT SHIT BAUERN
EAT SHIT SCHALKER
EAT SHIT BAUERN
EAT SHIT SCHALKER
EAT SHIT BAUERN
Kagaaawaaa shinjiiiiiiiiiiii
>HE
>this game
>this ref
>this salt
>buyern
epic
>>64006701
>>64006710
>THE CITIES OF (YOU)
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
KAGAWA SHINJI
KAGAWA SHINJI
has Draxler been any good this season? Don't watch much Bundesliga
>CHOKESBURG
>CHELSHIT
>CHOKESBURG
>CHELSHIT
>CHOKESBURG
>CHELSHIT
>CHOKESBURG
>CHELSHIT
>CHOKESBURG
>CHELSHIT
>CHOKESBURG
>CHELSHIT
>>64006845
he has been mediocre
>>64006845
not really
How do you lose against fucking Bournemouth at home?
>>64006701
>(You)
>>64006845
Not really. A few patches in certain games but not shown enough.
>''dortmund is bayern chaser again''
>''bundesliga is over, bayern won''
>''dortmund back in sight, you can definetly not say that bundesliga is already over!''
I want to murder all commentators and sport journalists
>>64006701
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64006919
Literally /sp/-tier
>>64006893
its chelsea
>>64006919
They have to create hype where there is none
>"English" "Premier" "League"
Ayy
>alec baldwin philosophy
>referee so mad at the last minute winner he sends Tuchel off
Dortmund 1
Fussball-Mafia DFB 0
Football won today, my friends!
we still rule the bayernliga
get rekt dirtmund fags
>>64007000
>employing overweight players
>>64006988
What was that about?
TIME FOR BARCELONA AGAINST VALENCIA
>>64006357
Nice 11:11:11
No shinji no winji
>>64007000
>we
You don't do shit. Don't be so self important, just because you're a Erfolgsfan.
>only 5 points left
Fear us. Expect us.
>>64007048
>american westcoast time
disgusting
>>64007026
what did you just say?
dortmund is garbage
stay irrelevant
Realistically speaking, who can stop us now?
>>64007107
At least he isn't from Alaska or Hawaii uguu~
>>64006701
>Buyern customers
>>64007000
is that (you)? >>64006701
>>64007048
are you a famous pornstar from LA?
>>64007039
Don't know. He was celebrating, then he got sent to the stands. I can only assume hevsaid something, because last time I checked there's no rule against coaches celebrating too hard.
>>64007140
Because Hawaii is full of brs?
>>64007188
>She's distant to everyone for no reason.
>for no reason.
She got emotionally attached to someone in the past and were disappointed in some way. She doesn't want to get hurt like that ever again so she keeps a distance.
Probably grew up without a father
>>64007188
>gives off a scary vibe
Grow balls before you ask her out ffs
>>64007181
N-no
>>64007248
Does Arnold Schwarzenegger have balls?
>>64006993
this
>>64007246
>t. degree in armchair psychology
>>64007248
>barely any caluses
never going to make it.
>>64007128
you know how this will end, right?
>tfw Buyern shall be chrushed by RaisenBall Leipzig in some years
>>64006718
No problem m8
>>64007274
Like oranges
>>64007339
I get that reference
>>64007318
I thanked Jesus for granting us this win
>>64007372
those Antennae are cute as fuck on her
They just announced Ni No Kuni 2
What are you eating right now?
This is good for buyern, he makes adjustments they improve
I'd rather have them coast through the league and face these adversities in the CL
>>64007442
ur dads pussy
>tfw bayern will buy Großkreutz, stopping the yellow menace
>>64007442
>eating after 20 Uhr
>>64007454
that's pretty arrogant damage control
>>64006591
>>64007372
>muh dick
please stop guys
>>64007484
It's the truth, I don't even want them to win the CL
>>64007248
I already ate lunch with her and she's like that even on a 1on1 situation. She's weird but cute and dress well so its ok
>>64007568
>ate lunch with her and she's like that even on a 1on1 situation
Clearly she want her autistic pussy filled just go for it you coward
>>64007568
you already failed the shit test
Who is Barcelona kidding.
>>64007568
Girls like that, just keep talking to her and treat her like if she was just a friend, worst mistake guys make is spilling spaghetti trying to be extreme chivalrous knights with them
>>64007568
You love her, it;s clear to me.
>>64007568
>She's weird
Weird how?
>>64007568
just follow the great philosophy of your fellow countryman rene descartes, ami
>>64007773
What are you sipping on?
Time for the last meal of the day.
>>64007859
Brandy and pepsi
>>64007889
Nice
>didn't win the 29 million
For fucks sake the cashier already promised to travel to Vegas with me if I had won
>>64007983
will you try again?
>>64007773
maybe
>>64007818
cold and distant, which is anormal for a female who works in a pretty creative and social environment
/sp/ makes it so difficult to feel any positive feeling towards dirtmund.
i honestly prefer buyern over this memelord bandwaggon club.
your weeb pictures arent cute, your club is no match for buyern. stop pretending.
>>64008001
Probably if nobody cracked the jackpot
>>64008027
>>64008069
hamburglar here who for the main part of his life thought one couldn't dislike a club more than buyern.
Until Dirtmund came along that is
ring ring
>>64008120
>Buyern fan pretending to be a HSV fan that hates Dortmund
>>64008159
welp, sure
not like i can convince you anyways
>>64008120
goatfucker here who for the main part of his life thought one couldn't dislike a club more than buyern.
Until HIV came along that is
>>64008179
really don't mind people hating on hamburglars, i feel sweet satisfaction when they sneakily buy cheeseburger at mcdonalds to peel the cheese of, because they are embarassed to be seen with a hamburglar
Who's more hated: HSV or RBL?
ring ring
>>64008234
on /sp1/ in general id say hsv
for me neither
>>64008300
moshi moshi?
>>64008340
desu desu
>>64008234
quality>leipzig
quantitiy>hamburg
>>64008300
>david moyes on at half time show
just
why is bundes so shit now?
>>64008499
your shit u pleb
>>64008381
top lel, i thought that's a muslim girl in a hijab from the thumbnail
>>64008499
It's lacking bundas
>>64008513
haha oh wow lol u must b stupid
Is Dortmund the ugliest city in all of /bundes/?
Put out your contenders for worst city in the first division
What's for breakfast tomorrow?
>>64008645
Gelsenkirchen
>>64008701
Joghurt with Banana
Can someone please explain the "bayern customer" meme to me
>>64008741
they don't have real fans, only people who buy the merchandise
>>64008741
It's like a tv licence only worse
>>64008741
nobody knows but they get mad at it so who cares
>>64008499
no more jeff
>>64008908
so? he is just another customer
what's so bad about him not being here?
>>64008499
Too many foreigners like the brazilian faggot. All of them are cancerous as fuck.
>>64008741
they have klatschpappen and are proud to be jews
>>64009021
partly agree with this
most of them, including many Germans, don't know how to post correctly
that may sound weird but it's true
>>64009040
But the club was total shit back then
>>64009073
because Saint Adolf arrested the jews and made Schalke the best club ever
>>64006701
>>64007000
>>64007118
customized hard
>>64008645
There's really no contest here if you've ever been to Gelsenkirchen
>>64009117
It was shit when the jews were in charge
Alright gonna create some fun threads on /fit/, I'm board.
>>64009152
>not /tv/
>>64009186
I don't really like to talk about /tv/ related stuff on /tv/. It's more fun talking about it on other boreds though I do like the occasional cinema food thread
>>64009152
>not /g/
>>64009136
it only existed for 30 years with the jews in charge. and there was a world war in between. couldnt do your jewing there unharmed. so they put their jew plans on ice, and started them in the 1970s again.
Some independent prosecutor should some day audit the finances and shady bribes and deals that happen in the Aufsichtsrat every day
>>64009230
The user base is too clever to fall for most things
>>64008499
Because /bundes/ is literally one big hive.
There's nobody to banter or meme against, only this HSV guy on matchdays.
The only one who would defend Buyern against my posts these days is fucking Numbers who isn't even a Buyern fan. But most of the times he doesn't because he doesn't like Poop I think.
>hate on >Schalke, Eintracht or Stuttgart for example
>no replies either
They all fled. I've tried to banter against Dortmund but gave up because it isn't how I actually feel like and just stupid. It's just so fucking boring. I miss old /bundesliga/ and /stammtisch/.
>Ein Herz für Kinder Jewathon
oh wow
>>64009233
what jew plans? to take over Germany?
>>64009276
>/g/
>clever
>>64009233
>Sex mit Minderjährigen
Pseudoverbrechen tbqh
>breno lit his own house on fire for insurance money
but why? he already was rich & famous
he was still making money playing in the reserve right
>>64009402
>shitskin
>logic
>>64009402
Nah, he was drinking all day, had beef with his wife and threw a fit.
>>64009402
roid rage
also we are talking about a team where lahm stands out as smart
>>64009311
I left /bundes/ about a year ago because the German facebook memes and how every single joke was torn apart by "ebin simply ebin"-posts or similar stuff became unbearable, just came back to check if there was someone getting mad after dortmund's 2-1. only that one customer.
>>64009381
to take over football. DFB, UEFA, FIFA, Bundesliga, all in jew pockets
Only brave Dortmund stands against the jewry and fights bribed refs and crooked teams every match trying to keep >us down.
Every match is like Italy vs South Korea at the 2002 World Cup for our BVB.
>>64009461
>nobody liked my shitty jokes
go cry some more
>farca
>farca
>>64009462
>he actually took the time to type this rubbish
halt einfach die fresse
>>64009516
good goy
>>64009461
what facebook memes
>that shit valencian pass just now
schürrlesque
Tuchel looks like he tortures small animals for fun on the weekends
>>64009789
No he looks like he plays Monster Hunter excessively
>>64009855
you just KNOW
>>64009855
6 is the best one
>>64009984
KNOW what?
Does anyone have an idea of how football playerw and other famous people meet girls for pure love and not because she's pretty and is here by pure financial interest? Some football players got childhood love and that's completely understable, but what about football players who don't? I was checking out Weigl's instagram earlier today, and I wondered how did he met his american mulatto gf? did she reached out to him or vice versa? how could they meet anyway?
Will he be his own boss one day or forever be in the shadow of Gary?
>>64010359
Usually your club contacts a model agerncy for a beard.
Like they did for Schweinsteiger or Gündogan.
>>64010359
they met on a horse show most likely
>>64010428
>>64010391
>>64010359
http://www.spiegel.de/sport/fussball/schwule-fussballer-models-als-schutzschild-a-453801.html
this desu
>>64010367
Maybe he is a natural no.2
>>64009789
>>64009856
You're both wrong. He makes marionettes and stages small puppet theatres. There's never an audience for his shows, because that would ruin it
>>64008645
Customer City
>>64009381
The jews tried it before my bluepilled friend.
>>64010610
tried what?
>>64010359
Weigl is a homo desu.
>>64010391
so they don't share pure white intimate love between each other. pretty sad.
>>64010660
>those legs
alium confirmed
Do you think Brian married for love?
>>64010660
She is a 4
>>64010742
Who???
>>64010742
if Jogi did...
>>64010759
She is well above average and you know it
>>64010359
>Does anyone have an idea of how football playerw and other famous people meet girls for pure love and not because she's pretty and is here by pure financial interest?
Pure love doesn't exist. Financial interest will always play a part of a relationship, because people who do nothing with their lives turn out to be shitty people sooner or later. Don't watch American romcoms, they turn you into a dumb gullible idiot. Methods to protect your income from scammers are a different story.
>>64010790
in a country where lonely finns don't observe the sodomy laws after a bottle or two of Hedelmäviini that much maybe
>>64010759
>>64010821
dont say that
>>64010790
Hell no she is only more attractive than 40% of women her age. Barely.
>>64010788
She knows about his homosexuality and is fine with it, that's why he keeps her.
>>64010790
>no titties
>horseface
>no ass
>>64010788
she would look really good if she was thin. Even at her age, but they also say that cellulite keeps you younger so I don't know
who here loves lain?
>>64010875
>>64011037
>>64011130
I googled for a picture of 12th graders so that you can have a realistic comparison. Which one of these girls is hotter than Weigl's GF?
>>64011130
Ever noticed how some couples look like they're brother and sister? Same with these two, they share a very similar face. Maybe that's what he finds attractive.
>>64011239
middle: 1-6+9
bottom: 1-3
top: 2+5
>>64011239
Was this picture taken in the mid to late 90's or just in Germany
>>64011316
Pretty fucking rude f_a_m. They look like Berufsschüler, that's the bottom of the fashion barrel.
>MUH KLIMASCHUTZ
>>64011239
>2012-2013
>german "people"
>>64011316
According to my researches, it's from 2012
They're Berufsschüler tho, so basically plebs who are not allowed to study.
>>64011239
>Class have only one Turkish student.
This is not Germany is it?
>studying
enjoy your scam
http://www.zdf.de/ZDFmediathek#/beitrag/livevideo/1822600/Das-ZDF-im-Livestream
sportstudio gleich
>mfw Klaus Kleber spoilered the Gladbach vs Bayern match.
Is Vidal the cuntiest player in the world?
The shitty "unique" hair, the tattoos, the prisoner face, the way he acts and is easily angred, he just oozes cunt.
I wouldn't trust that fucker with a penny.
>>64011987
him or Rafinha or Subotic or Alves
>>64012060
>not Ibisevic
