>after 70 minutes
Mönchengladbach vs Bayern 3-0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berlin vs Leverkusen 2-1
Hamburg vs Mainz 0-2
Köln vs Augsburg 0-1
Ingolstadt vs Hoffenheim 1-0
>18:30
Wolfsburg vs Dortmund
BAYERN GETTING RAPED HARD UNIRONICALLY
>Buyern
>Bauern
Keep calmn and DÖP DÖP DÖP
>bauern
>Buyern
>Neuer above average keeper
>poop
>buyern
>Bauern
>20m/year for a hipster coach
>Note 2+
Just Buyern
>buyern customers
>can meme against Bayern now
>can meme against Dortmund later
what a good day
schubert confirmed GOAT?
>>64002027
this
DÖP DÖP DÖP
>buyern
>hamburgers
back to the relegation zone you go, fishheads
LGTSS
>buyern
>poop guardiolel
Maybe Hamburg will have to settle for EL this season
Where can I guy that green hoodie?
>inb4 bandwagoner
My grandfather was born 5 minutes outside of Borussia
>poop guardioyes
>pepsi madiola
>Der FC Bayern kann sich nur selbst schlagen
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HIV is gonna play CL next season.
quality posts lads
>gustavo rambazolla
>>64002077
They're sold out
>>63998582
>>63998582
I TOLD YOU SO
>>64002070
>trying to fit in this fucking hard
May as well kill yourself.
>>64002077
Shut up you dumb bandwagoner.
How many prostitutes is Ribbery gonna buy later?
How many of them underage?
Is Sommer the most underrated keeper in the world?
>>64002102
mad Bauer detected
BTFO
T
F
O
>>64002087
it doenst matter. the only thing they need to do is to stay in the bundesliga
Remember when Buyern was good? Yeah me neither.
>>64002128
'Choking in finals' is missing
bauern are so fucking mad right now
>>64002117
Do you think Zajia has a younger sister?
>Bayern paid money for Vidal
will bayern at least manage to qualify for the EL?
>buyern
>buyern
get rekt fgts
SCHUBERT CAN'T LOSERT
>>64002171
They will be relegated to /2bundes/. There they will become the new recordmaster
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIBBBBBBBBBERRRYYY
Bayern is even worse at keeping balls out of their goal than they are at keeping terrorists out of their state.
Only 10 minutes left, don't fuck this up now.
>>64002185
Shut up you underage fag.
>>64002170
>(You)
ALLAHU AKBAR
>that Pep supersub
Here we go
RIBERYYYYYYYYYYYYY
too late tho
Bauern trying to make a comeback
Guardiola is a poor man's Klinsmann.
3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD 3-0 IS THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>64002192
>recordmaster
>>64002120
I'd say he's pretty accurately rated. Occasional god tier games, pretty consistent apart from that.
Manlets, when will they learn?
Can't Scoobert the Schubert.
Can't shank the Franck.
My wife's son has a 150 word essay due to monday and i should help him, but i want to watch the game
What do i do
>>64002233
what
>>64002166
i really hope so
stream pls
>>64002266
kill him and fuck his body
post pics
>>64002275
Fuck off retard.
>>64002275
it's illegal to stream rape
>>64002166
not even blind people would want a girl with a face like that
>Rafinha again
>>64002293
pls? just help me out pls
>>64002327
fuck off newfag
>neverkusen
LA CHICHARITO, LA CHICHARITO,
YA NO PUEDE CAMINAR
PORQUE NO TIENE, PORQUE LE FALTA
MARIHUANA QUE FUMAR!!!
>>64002323
He's an absolute cunt.
I don't think anyone would be sad if that faggot died.
>>64002077
>My grandfather was born 5 minutes outside of Borussia
>>64002360
edgy
>>64002318
:^/
fuck off, johannes
>>64002371
Not really.
>>64002318
>implying you wouldn't
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/60897227/#60915268
>>64002360
people would be celebrating in the streets
>>64002366
>not being from Borussia
You some southern cow fucker?
>>64002266
>le epic c.uck bait post
>>64001947
i love this photo
The worst result today is Ingolstadt winning.
They need to fuck off. Same with Darmstadt.
Such shit teams.
no Costa, no win 2bh
Bayern were due, why is everyone so surprised?
>4min extra
Typical Bauern Ref
>>64002405
I was born in werder mate
>>64002420
fuck off newfag
>>64002431
Agree, i'd rather have a decent team like Hoffenheim in the BL than shit-tier one-year-wonder-2.bundes-teams
I'm surprised they got that far without getting btfo. They would be a midtable team in a world without refball.
>>64002439
Pep should have subbed Coman for Ribery, not Lewandowski
terrible sub decision
>tfw better coach than Pep
>>64002474
>not having been made and born in a bayer laboratory
it's like you aren't even a superhuman
>>64002473
2001 never forget
>>64002474
>being born inside a river island
weird fucker, go die
LOL! xD
>not being born in Hertha
lemko
ZIEHT DEN BAYERN DIE LEDERHOSEN AUS
>+7
LEDERHOSEN AUS
>HSV lost
>Bayern lost
Now Dortmund have to lose for a glorious day
>tfw if Dortmund wins later on, the championship race will become exciting again
>tfw Dortmund will choke
bayernloseslol
>>64002555
>>64002592
LEDERHOSEN AUS
UTH UTH UTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Od71e3geCx8
Bürki, Subotic, Bender, Gündogan, Mkhitaryan, Reus, Aubameyang, Piszczek, Castro, Ginter, Schmelzer
dortmund has to win and the day is perfect
HEY HEY
SUPERBAYERN SUPERBAYERN
HEY HEY
>>64002668
see here
>>64002609
WIR WÜRDEN NIE ZUM FC BAYERN MÜNCHEN GEHN
>>64002716
WAS FÜR ELTERN MUSS MAN HABEN, UM SO VERDORBEN ZU SEIN
>>64002704
i respect your opinion even though it's wrong
>>64002758
EINEN VERTRAG ZU UNTERSCHREIBEN, BEI DIESEM SCHEISSVEREIN
>celebrating a due Bayern loss
???
Gladbach can beat anyone at home and have done so in the past, Bayern had a lot of injuries too
>muh injuries
>>64002800
woa there buddy keep it easy on the salt
>>64002800
ok quiz
thanks based prussia
Is there anything in the rules about messing with the field, like Hitz did? The keeper in the team I used to play in did it all the time, until he got a red, because he interpreted it as unsportsmanlike conduct.
>bayern
lol
>>64002908
I'm wondering the same thing
is Augsburg the scummiest club in the Bundesliga right now?
>>64002908
good question
>>64002658
>Subotic
Game is already lost.
>>64002535
this.
>>64002963
No, that's still Darmstadt, Ingolstadt and HIV.
>>64002979
You wish. These 11 men are going to hit VW harder than the emission scandal.
As much as I love to see Bayern lose, there's just no way Dortmund will win tomorrow. Maybe they can get a lucky draw
who is the next buyern coach?
>ginter in midfield
What is going on?
>>64003025
>tomorrow
Tonight.
>>64002963
stop dissin mah nigs senpai.ily
>Ingolfstadt stealing another point
They are so shit, shouldn't never ever been promoted in the first place
>>64003025
I agree they won't win tomorrow, but what about today mate?
>>64003053
>Tonight.
this morning
>>64003053
oh my mistake
>>64003052
>bender cb
>ginter cdm
he did it again the absolute madman
>>64003093
Guten Morgen, honduranesischer Anon.
>>64003132
Buenos dias, amigo alemán
Schubert still hasn't lost a BL game yet.
Is he a tactical mastermind or is it Favre's spirit that's still present in the squad?
more like hondurASS
lol
>>64003206
Well, this is /bundASSliga/, after all
>>64003261
it's called /bundASS/
>german humor
>>64003347
>7-1
>>64003347
How about /bundasliga/?
>>64003347
>7-1
http://mars.nasa.gov/mer/gallery/all/1/p/4073/1P489773398EFFCNK6P2413R1M1.JPG
I miss Neinhold
>>64003376
better
>>64003432
>that egg
wut
>>64003432
Looks like Ostdeutschland.
>>64003432
>that martian skull
>>64003195
>googling this picture just gives me a bunch of pictures of Jim Caviezel
Weird.
Have a video of an even younger Favre
https://youtu.be/KwR9ILMQ50A
>>64003477
egg?
>>64003550
where
>>64003556
yes the egg shell
bottom left
looks like a lizard egg
>It'll probably be a boring 15.30 clusterfuck
>better sleep through it, nightshift incoming
>wake up
>>64003556
Her name is Plant
>be Bayern Munich
>get shot
>everybody posting like gladbach just won the super bowl
>1st loss of the season
>vs arguably the 2nd best team in the bundesliga right now
>5 top players missing
Yeah i am kinda disappointed, especially because they just played like shit in the 2nd half, but the general reaction here just shows how fucking dominant bayern is and how butthurt everybody else is.
>>64003593
>nightshift
>on weekend
Put yourself out of your misery already.
>>64003629
shut the fuck up already, quiz
>>64003629
calm down, quiz
>>64003629
shows how bad your league is
ayy
>>64002908
Yeah, stuff like that is usually a yellow card.
Just like whoever kicked the cornerpost after his goal vs buyern should have seen a yellow.
These rules are rarely enforced though, which is understandable
>>64003667
same
>>64003667
>>64002955
>>64002977
Looked through the DFB rules. The only thing related I found was about deliberately making marks on the field, which would be a yellow. But this wasn't a mark, since it was clearly intended to fuck with the shooter. I wish they would dish out a few reds for shit like this. Just to make a little precedent, since apparently you can't trust players anymore not to behave like school boys.
what did Hitz do
describe it very precisely
CHIKORITA
>>64003629
>super bowl
handegg lel
how´s your winter going?
>>64003666
>>64003666
Evil trips of truth
hello
>>64003710
nothing wrong
>>64002908
>>64003700
>this mad as fuck Köln faggot
>m-muh goat
>m-muh Stöger
>m-muh Kölle Alaaaaaf
HAHAHAHAHA
>Bundasliga
>no bunda
What kind of wizadry is this?
>>64003638
it's all right, desk job at a hotel as non-minimum wageslave
>tfw only now you realize you're watching a repeated transmission
Feels embarassed desu.
>>64003837
auto or manual?
>>64003824
are u a prostitute?
>>64003784
is there anyone rivaling Ivanovics in the Bundesliga?
>>64003862
Auto, I think.
>>64003629
No one cares. Now go spend some €€€ at the FCB online shop, stupid customer.
>>64003629
get a load of this mad little shitter
why's the hsv guy constantly mad
is it constipation?
>>64003884
yes
>>64003961
Don't talk about him, don't respond to his posts
eating icecream while texting my bf
game needs to start
>>64004005
are u on ur period?
>>64003961
You'd be mad too if your club were in shambles.
>>64004005
Strange... I did not receive any texts on my mobile.
>>64004024
no?
It's almost time.
I BELIEVE THAT WE!
>>64004005
Now I don't even feel bad anymore you faggot will die on new years eve
>>64004043
are u sure?
>>64004060
I-I'm dying? WHAT?
>>64004063
ya
>have Ginter, the best crosser in the bundes
>play him in the mittel
I hope TT knows what he is doing.
>>64003629
I enjoy how upset you got on the internet again.
>>64004110
Pisczek played very good last week tho
>>64004134
KC, the main matches are over so please, it's time to leave
so Tuchel gonna relinquish possession style in this game?
>>64003629
*tips Filzhut*
>>64004160
>not DL on infi
pls
Which Bundesliga player earns the least? And how much is it?
>people are actually falling for this retard
Denmark must be jealous at how easy he got those replies
Reminder that poop has never been fired from his his job.
Barcelona b
>promoted to senior team
Barcelona
>resigned
Bayern Munich
>will resign at the end of 15/16 season
>all this fucking near misses
>>64004238
R A R E
A
R
E
>>64004206
One of these 18 year olds who just made the squad to comply with the homegrown player rules.
>>64004238
Arriba Arriba
>>64004262
Well shit
>>64004262
>bundes
>homegrown player rule
why is park never playing?
what the fuck did tuchel get him for then?
Holy fuck
Should be 3:0 now. Anyone getting DFB-Pokal flash backs?
>why can't i hold all these chances.jpg
>it's a 'Dortmund can't aim just a few more centimetres in the right direction' match
Naldo!
>>64004312
because he's parked on the bench
PARKED :DDDDD
>>64004332
ROFLMAO LITERALLY DYING HERE XDDD
>>64004312
To play when Schmelzer is ded. So far Schmelzer hasn't been ded much.
>>64004312
>what the fuck did tuchel get him for then?
To take care of the bus
Put my entire roll on dortmund/wolfsburg o2.5. Should I be freaking out?
>>64004325
I don't like those.
>>64004232
It helps that he's right. People are incredibly butthurt about buyern all the time and it feeds the superiority complex the average buyern fan has. That's why they are so obnoxious about their club and go out of their way to annoy everyone. I also don't get why you still watch those games in the first place. I'd rather watch Kreisliga matches than another boring buyern sweep.
>>64004265
>>64004255
Quality memes
>>64004309
Every club needs 4 local players, neger.
>>64004360
No, that's a good bet, you're probably gonna win
Although there's never a guarantee of course
>gündogans back dead again
oh jeez not this shit again
>>64004453
is that kagawa?
>>64004465
yes
>>64004360
Isn't betting illegal in the US outside of Nevada?
Are you from Nevada?
Literally handball on the four biggest Danish tv stations right now
>>64004505
they should get booked for that
Andreas Christensen vs Bayern:
4 tackles (most w/Vidal)
5 interceptions (most)
3 blocks (most)
6 clearances (2nd most)
7 aerial duels (most)
>>64004480
there are a handful of gambling websites that cater to americans. gambling is illegal here but I'm not quite sure if it's illegal for me to place bets technically. It would be illegal to offer odds to me but I don't think it's illegal for me to take the bet itself.
>>64004528
too bad he's danish and won't play at the euros
>>64004480
I'm always surprised at how states have certain gambling illegal. I was raised in Vegas, and it's just part of life. But yeah, sports betting is legal here only.
>>64004480
oh and there are technically 4 states where sports betting is legal. nevada, Oregon, and 2 more I can't remember.
>>64004528
>BMG have two CBs younger than 20 starting
>Bayern can only score one goal
Did Dortmund only get Januzaj as a fucktoy for Reus?
>>64004541
It's mind boggling to me that a country that reminds - what feels like every 5 seconds - everyone how supposedly star spangled free it is, doesn't allow gambling and also prostitution
denmark, please keep me updated on the chelsea-bournemouth match
>>64004560
dont take this the wrong way, no offense meant, but what the actual fuck?
how are firearms more widely accepted and legal in more states than fucking sports gambling?
>>64004578
>Reus will never touch your private parts
>>64004598
I am not watching, but will be following twitter as per
>>64004632
Sometimes is dream of having Sex with you
is sports gambling (with the exception of oddset) even legal in germany?
>>64004606
>yfw Überraschungseier are banned in USA but full-automatic guns aren't
Rate my christmas house.
>>64004643
BACK THE FUCK OFF
