FIRST GAME OF THE DAY GET HYPE HOW MANY WILL BOJAN SCORE?
Stoke XI: Butland, Pieters, Johnson, Shawcross, Wollscheid, Whelan, Cameron, Shaqiri, Arnautovic, Afellay, Bojan
Man City XI: Hart, Sagna, Otamendi, Demichelis, Kolarov, De Bruyne, Fernando, Fernandinho, Silva, Sterling, Bony
reminder that manchester is RED
fucking hell de bruyne sounds like a mong
who /stoke/ here
even after spending like £400m that city team sure looks shite
>dropping charlie adam for this game
for what purpose
>Glenn Whelan remains a PL starter for Stoke
I genuinely don't understand how that's possible.
>>63997413
go stoke!
I hope Stoke win. ISIS BTFO.
We're gonna do it on a cold rainy afternoon at stoke
Owen looks like he's really cold
what time does it start?
>>63997451
10 minutes
>>63997443
what part of manchester are you from mate
/topoftheleague/ innit
Stream pls
Do you belieeeeeve in life after love?
>>63997456
thanks brit bro you're a top lad
This is the british equivalent of Jets vs. Jaguars.
>2nd best club in a city vs. club nobody cares about
>>63997458
the relevant part of course
watching prison break lads
>>63997469
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/comments/3vj653/match_thread_stoke_city_vs_manchester_city/
where my burger bro at?
>>63997477
Port Vale aren't really better though
>>63997423
>all those fancy euro players
>and glen whelan
Bit like when city had tevez. robinho etc and were still playing Onahoua
>>63997492
As an american you're supposed to think port vale is actually a town
Stop ruining it for us
>>63997423
he's literally been >our player of the season
every time someone is brought in as an upgrade he manages to outplay them and keep his starting spot
Bony to bag a brace
don't screencap this, it's just wishing out loud
>>63997505
it's the only game on right now so more people will post in it
F Citeh to be honest.
Swede with the flu reporting in for saturday footy lads
>watching stoke city
European League of Champions when?
>>63997423
Reminder that Glenn Wheland was a city youth player
We helped create that quality
>a britbonger will never call you lad
>>63997393
>Shaqiri, Arnautovic, Afellay, Bojan
yet Shawcross is their best player
oh what could have been
>>63997526
fuck off lad
>>63997502
>every time someone is brought in as an upgrade he manages to outplay them and keep his starting spot
It's truly bewildering.
>>63997525
That's not even true. Fuck off Poleaboo.
>>63997517
just get yerself a nice big tin of surstromming
itll fix you right up
Who /Dodd/ here?
>>63997517
/flu/ here as well. Got me some chamomile tea with honey in it
Butland is so much better than Hart right now
forget Whelan, Demichelis is the real shocker starter
>ALL LADS INVITED TO VOTE IF YOU HAVE NOT ALREADY
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>>63997544
I've got some sort of flu here too, it wasn't the full on shit flu. That's pretty bad
Got Man Shitty to win and both teams to score for this game as part of my accumulator but I'd throw it all away to see Stoke win this one.
Fuck off, Man City.
hi where are the meme
man i love the EPL, best leauge without a doubt
Come on City!
COME ON CITY
>first offside after 15 secs
FUCK OFF CITY
>Spastics vs Plastics
i'm already bored desu
>>63997578
don't do it lad
What's it like living in a post-industrial city in the North of England?
>>63997578
Then more people will come if that happens
>>63997594
yes
>>63997597
not in the mood for it right now
sorry mate
>>63997590
No one knows. Poortherners can't afford internet.
>>63997541
cancerfu best fargofu
is stoke nice? ive never been
>yfw man city lose and dutch bandwagoner goes into hiding for another week
would be a good feel
i hate demichelis so much
>>63997590
It's bleak. They're cutting jobs at the steel works in my town.
>mfw city concede
Came in the mail yesterday lads.
Guess which player I ordered and which one came. (Hint: I ain't even mad)
>>63997608
literally never gone into hiding sometimes im just busy a lot with work or university
fucking hell
> the manchester of city
>citeh
>Plastichester Shitty
BASED MANLET
>>63997608
kek you are obsessed as fuck with city and dutch city poster
>SHITTY
hahahaha
>plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics >plastics
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>>63997597
>tfw no nice piece of land in australia
>tfw ill never make an ad looking for uneducated people to shoot dingos off my land for minimum wages
>>63997607
Most depressing fucking place in the world
and everyone calls you duck
SHAQIRI IS A FLOP THEY SAID
HAHAHAHAHAH
FUCK OFF PLASTICS
fernando is so shit
LE MIDGET BODYBUILDER MAN
neat
Shaw
>this is the way the future 2015/16 eplel champions are defending
>shitty btfo
leleleleel
>SHITTY
>SHITTY
>SHITTY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ARNAUTOVIC
fuck Demichellis is shit!!!
>that defence
top kek
>conceding to le stockily built albanian midget
>man shitty
HOLY SHIT
>>63997646
Defending is ez
BASED STOKE
>City's 'defense'
What the fuck am I watching
>shitty
>city with demicheles
AND THE POSTS COME FLOOOOOOODING IN
>>63997618
ordered: Agüero
arrived: KdB
>people genuinely thought city would run away with the league
ahahahahaha
>Shitty
whoever those defenders were, they made Shaquiri look like 2010 Messi
>>63997670
tip toppitty m8
you realize that right now pellegrini is thinking "when can i put on navas"
>>63997670
And when you get out of the basement you can tell your mum about it
I miss Sagna's meme hair.
>>63997670
but he didn't score
>>63997660
that's because Rodge didn't have Demichelis
he only had Glen Johnson
>>63997673
Memechellis of course.
>>63997670
>shaq didn't score
nice try ausfag
>>63997670
shaqiri didnt score m8
This fucking defense, jesus christ lads... Kompany looks like a GOAT compared to this.
Is Man City elite?
>>63997667
good switch up desu
>>63997692
hah
ahaha
AHAHAHAHAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA
NO!!!
Stoke already looking to seal out the win
oh boy
>>63997667
Ordered Yaya Toure got this.
>'premier' league
How many people do you think Otamendi has killed?
>>63997684
can't even tell him apart from other glets any more
>this wind
>>63997700
top shirt
>>63997700
Treb dubs
City win
>>63997700
>ordering yaya toure
>>63997702
takbir
>>63997700
>die bräune
Should've kept denayer over demicheles desu
Is Otamendi the biggest flop of the year?
>>63997700
De Bruyne is literally the next GOAT
That shirt will be worth it in a decade
>>63997700
>wanting a 42 year old who is way past his best and chooses to wear 42 rather than city's best player
>>63997711
>mfw dub dubs on a treb dubs get post
Nice la
>>63997727
Or even Nastasić hbt
>Liverpool will actually win the league
>>63997730
Probably
Don't City have 2 of the most expensive defenders in the league or something?
Yet their defence is still total shit
Amazing
>Leicester will be top of the league again this week
chat
>>63997720
You talking shit about Yaya
>de gayner
>>63997730
nah he's been good
daily reminder that stoke lost to blunderland
>the brown one
>>63997730
hes the best defender in the world atm, and you CANT prove me wrong
>suddenly city is 4 against 1
>it doesn't even result in a good chance
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
STOKE
>SHITTY
>>63997734
Actually it was another treb dubs on a treb dub post
MY FUCKING SIDES
Y
S
I
D
E
S
>de bruy ner
>MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY
IT'S LIVERPOOLS YEAR
>>63997746
Thats Godin mate
Literally GOAT
LIQUID FOOTBALL
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>>63997739
Just shows how fucked both their transfer policy and depth are.
its habbening
BASED MAD MARKO
>MANCHINKSTER SHITTY
>Arabic writing on the ads
ALSO HOLY FUCK SHITTY
BASED SHAQIRI
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn shaq is goat
PFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Muh fantasy football! Pls stoke!
>man shit
>>63997738
Nigga do you even lester?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
LEEEEL
DAT PASS
>>63997764
lol no
lel pellers is gone at the end of the season
>>63997730
He's city's second best defender, unfortunately for him he's always playing alongside demicheles or mangala
>making le kosovar dwarf look like messi
>city
omg this team is unstoppable, city BTFO
d-did bojan do that on purpose?
SHAQIRA SHAQIRA
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> the city of sagna and hart
How often do they have to be embarrassed this season....this is ridiculous.
>losing to a team that lost to Sunderland
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY >MAN SHITTY
>THE CITY OF MAN SHITTY
LMAO
STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE STOKE
captcha select all limousines baby
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
is shaqiri, dare i say it, back?
>SHAQIRI'S A FLOP THEY SAY
SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA SHAKIRA
wtf is Hart doing?
Brodgers to Citeh when?
either shaqiri or arnautovic gonna get an ultimate team inform desu
my stoke based side gonna be even better now
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
lel shitty
stoke unironically have better playmakers than city
City are an absolute joke
>This team lost to Blunderland
>shitty
>best team in England
>getting rekt by Shaqiri and Arnautovic
fäm ...
THE ALPINE MESSI
Our year la
>the caliphate of Manchester
>>63997808
nah, he's mediocre
Assist of the season?
You have 10 seconds to explain why a team as rich as City not only starts Demichelis, but have Pellegrini as its manager.
>>63997808
lmao
shitposting aside, that bus parking and effective counter attack of stoke is paying well in big games
>>63997808
He's definitely not Swiss if he's anything
>Got top
>Fuck up
Every time, fucking shitty
How much did Sterling cost, again?
City? More like Poopee.
>>63997823
sorry but when did man united get rekt by shaqiri and arnautovic?
>sterling
Does any of the big teams actually want to win the league? At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if Leicester pull it of.
Have, dare I say it, Liverpool already won the league?
>yfw no one wins the league this year
Everyone is gonna finish in 6th lads.
>>63997775
I know what you're prodding at, but the truth is worse.
The PL is broadcast live in so many nations, that the advertising boards will display text from fucked up oilnations like saudi arabia.
The irony being that the PL's UK broadcast is extremely limited and draconian. There are no (none, zero) 3pm Saturday broadcasts on UK. Ever.
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
THE FUCKING SHITTY OF SHITTY
>>63997829
Can's to Sturridge against Southampton was better. And I fucking hate Liverpool.
>>63997830
kompany ded
mangala suspended
denayer in turkey
>Stoke have no black players on the pitch.
>>63997780
called it desu
>>63997846
CHAT
>>63997838
More than all if the Stoke players combined
>>63997844
It really is a battle of who's the least shit.
>>63997846
kekk
>>63997846
This. I love this season it's fucking mental
>People say the EPL isn't the most exciting league
>>63997808
city are shite la
>Demichelis
>Fernando
>Sagna
wealth is temporary, shit is permanent
>>63997854
what is glen johnson
It's over shakira's limping
>>63997840
German humor lads
>>63997393
Wheres Dutch fag gone
>City is atrocious
>Chelsea is dead
>Arsenal is unstable/injury prone
>United is meme
I'm starting to believe Liverpool might actually have a chance of stealing the league.
manchester shitty
>>63997854
>british people
>white
The best thing about City losing is that this fag will be quiet for a while
>>63997846
>yfw Big Sam blunders his way to the league title
Is shaqiri natty?
>"English" ""defending""
How many goals would Messi score in this league? 60+ is my guess.
>>63997875
top banter
>>63997876
fuck off alberto
>>63997830
He's the David Luiz of the EPL....its fucked.
>>63997874
They'd have to beat the mighty foxes
>>63997874
Spuds are winning the league senpai
>commentator legit calling shaqiri wider than he is tall
lel. god bless non-pc cunts. same guy once called kolo toure 'physically fast but mentally slow, like all africans'
>>63997854
LADS UKIP LMAO
>City getting BTFO
This is beautiful. Merry Christmas, /sp/artans
>>63997844
Lineker would shit himself
Lend Shaqiri your power m8s
\o/
>>63997856
Yeah, should have took him off... Need De Bruyne to get some points for me though.
>>63997878
litrullly who
>>63997875
hahaha fuck
>>63997874
It will still be United. At least they can defend.
They'll steal the title the same way France has stolen 1998 World Cup.
>>63997867
an english lad
>>63997891
>Flopp'n'Draw Hotsperm
>>63997854
Well obviously. Why would an EPL team have English players? :^)
>>63997881
>english defending
literally no english players in the back 4
there are more serbian players in city's back 4