Say something nice about Kobe or your mother dies tonight.
He's the GOAT
He has the skin of a nigger but not the bone structure
He tips well from what I hear.
He was the GOAT. #Teamcarflagandproud
He was raised in Italy far, far away from black people
He's almost as good as Jordan
he is one of the greatest basketball players ever
>>63994038
hes a big guy
He holds an infamous NBA record
he got away with raping a white woman
He'll never be Steph Curry
>>63994038
He was the best #8 AND #24 the game has ever seen
he's sickening
>>63994038
Kobr is a true competitor and I likes it.
He's a top 15 all timer
>>63994038
nice eyebrows
My wife finds him to be a big, strong black man so I do too
He is my favorite player.
nigga walked off the court after tearing his achillies tendon. that shit literally took down a half man/half god in the trojan war.
>>63994455
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C_U776PRCC0
tru goat
>>63994455
he also shot his free throws prior
>>63994485
real nigga
Call me Kobe
He is top 5 guard all time
He makes SJWs really fucking mad, which is a quality I like in anyone.
He has highly-developed basketball and raping skills.
everybody loves kobr
>>63994038
He's man enough to unironically like soccer
He has white teeth
>>63994038
He scored lots of points
If you know what I mean
I would let him impregnate my girlfriend and raise his child like a good whiteboi.
>>63994046
Woah that's pretty true
>>63994038
He seems like a genuinely nice guy off the court, I don't give a shit what anyone says.
hall of famer
i love you mommy
I want to see him play, but then again he's a laker. wish I could have seen him and shaq
In the HOF for sure
>>63994038
He's got a big black dick
>>63994038
He's one of the top 10 Robins of all time
he provides great entertainment as a player
when the warriors are recking the lakers asshole
man revenge is sweet, after all these eyars of getting annihilated
He always played his heart out, regardless of the situation as >>63994455
said, even if he was injured
>>63994038
hes breddy good
Kobe is a poor man's Jordan
kobe is probably a little better than lebron
He was pretty good.
>>63995130
Dumb
He won 5 rings good
5 rings
https://youtu.be/ujuQheviI7U
he's an all around GOAT and an example of how athletes should dress
fuck am I going to miss watching him play
;_;
he was a great basketball player
>>63994038
almost as good as Lerb
>>63995192
>Zangqueef knowing anything
He's one beautiful motherfucker
>>63995294
desu
kobe is the best basketball player of all time
oh did he manage to shoot over 10% again?
He's less of a nigger than Lebron
He's the GOAT
>>63994038
Pretty gud
>>63994038
gave me the best head 2bh
the GOAT of chucking
>most missed FGs in history
Last of his kind. True OG. NBA will never be the same without him
He's clutch
One of the best to ever play
>>63995456
Best answer, Kobe is truly the end of an era. His "successor" is a pathetic 2-4 in the finals, absolutely disgusting.jpg
he's kinda cute
>>63994038
bigger dick than lebron
>>63994038
If by GOAT you mean least efficient volume chucker of all time (non-AI category)
>>63996027
Curry shills please fuck off
Kobe is better than lebron
hes sexy
>>63994038
he speaks his mind
>>63994485
lmao
>>63995770
He has a python according to various hoes
>>63994038
Kobe>Lelbrown desu, a true GOAT senpai
>>63994038
most bricks in NBA history
He hasn't raped as many women as Bill Cosby.
>>63994038
He didn't drop the ball.
Held on to that shit like a motherfucker.
A GODDAMN CAREER BUILT ON SOLID ROCK HANDS.
>>63994038
He's the closest comparison to Michael Jordan.
he can speak italian and i admire that
Kobe is a cool guy
>>63994038
He has good taste in cars.
No stupid face piercings.
Nice teeth.
nice teeth
if he was 5 years younger he would be #1 in the league today
>>63994038
I would let him impregnate my gf
But only if I can watch
he is a nice guy
he can jump high which is cool
>>63994038
he's pretty good at getting away with rape
>>63994038
Best thing that can be said about kobe is he showed up to ball every single night, didnt matter the situation or who was on the other team.
He was a baller, and he could ball with the best. He is easily in the top 10 players ever. You could make a strong case for top 5.
>Jordan
>Magic
>West
>Shaq
>Kareem
Very dedicated.
>>63994038
He probably didn't do it.
He cost the Lakers franchise almost a billion dollars in wages over the past 3 years.
i'll miss him
>>63998685
How the fuck are they paying him 300 million a year?
he's a cool guy
>>63994038
he's alright
>>63998685
>Ireland
>economics
He's the GOAT of the 00's
>>63995637
>His "successor" is a pathetic 2-4 in the finals
Curry is 1-0 though
He's not a bitch like Lebron is
>>63994038
he's a good player, almost as good as lebron
he is based and the best player of his generation
>>63994038
I don't watch basketball, but I heard he's good.
>>63994038
He was declared not guilty for rape.
he seems like an ok guy
He's not as black as you would think.
>>63994038
he gives the best press conferences. Never gave a fuck. It's refreshing in a world of Durants and Lebrons who are always picking and choosing their words and want to be liked by everyone.
>>63994038
He's slightly less handsome than I am.
