>he owns a Broncos Peyton Manning jersey
Whenever my bf puts his on I immediately tell him to take it off, and I'm not even ashamed to admit this. Usually I'll have him put his Tom Brady jersey on since that's my favorite player.
>he owns a Lebron jersey
>he doesn't own any defensive player jerseys
>>63993132
>>63993172
>mfw I wear my Kuechly jersey every week
>>63993172
>owning anything besides a team name/logo t-shirt
>>63993113
>>63993132
>>63993141
>>63993172
>>63993192
>wearing a jersey with another man's name on it
top cųck
Who is this semen demon?
>>63993192
HOT DAMN NIGGA
Broncos Peypey >>> Colts Peypey
>>63993227
That's the fakest shit I've ever seen
>>63993235
Bought it for like $20
I don't care
>>63993113
>he owns a Broncos Peyton Manning jersey with a Super Bowl 48 patch on it.
>>63993250
Just buy a t-shirt then nigga
Even a child would immediately know that shit is fake
>>63993113
My wife made me buy her son a Manning jersey. Worst decision I ever made, but the missus gets what the missus wants.
>>63993280
poor bair mate, a rate of eight would be too great
>he owns the jersey of the most popular player
>Work at Best Buy
>customer comes in with Superbowl 48 Peyton Manning Jersey
Why would you buy that?
>>63993313
sure, they got raped but at least they made it to the supeb owl
a lot of teams would kill for something like that
>>63993327
As a Broncos fan, anyone that buys that jersey is definitely a casual. You should be embarrassed, not proud
>>63993270
>he lives in commiecųckia and bandwagons the NEW ENGLAND patriots
toppest of cųcks
>>63993343
That's BS.
REAL Broncos fan here. As in Broncos fan who had 9ers vs Broncos SB on VHS and watched it til it beoke Broncos fan.
Seattles thrashing wasn't even a little embarrassing. Our first and second string RBs didnt play, Our defense didnt play. Practice squad all over the field I give no fucks
>>63993374
>REAL Broncos fan here
>I give no fucks
ok
>fat balding white guy
>brady jersey
every time
> not buying franchise player jerseys
Why do you people do this?
I only buy jerseys of players I am 95% certain will not leave the team. Thats why I got a Von Miller over Peyton Parmesian.
>>63993310
>he own the jesrsey of a bench-warmer
>>63993113
I have never laughed harder in my entire life. My face muscles have begun to have spasms. My lungs feel as though they are on fire. My tear ducts have run completely dry. I hear a dripping noise at my feet. I now realize that I had lost control of both my bladder and my bowels, but had not noticed due to the overbearing sound of my own howling laughter.
My God, OP, you've done it again. I don't know how you keep doing it. Even the greatest comedians of our time have been lucky to strike this level of purity of comedy gold maybe once or twice in their careers, but it seems you have an endless supply. Please continue making these threads. You're an inspiration to us all.
>not having a kyle orton jersey
>>63995200
Which team senpai?
>>63993374
I don't know, I think it's more acceptable to wear a Panthers jersey with a super bowl patch than a Broncos super bowl 48 jersey
Maybe any team that didn't lose in an embarrassing blowout. I'm a giants fan and I liked the 2000 season but I probably wouldnt own a Kerry Collins, Sehorn, or Tiki super bowl patch jersey
>>63993173
Can somebody PLEASE explain what a trout is? I loved 3pac may he RIP but when he called people a hoot ass "trout" I never understood what he meant, I even tried to look it up on urban dictionary and there was nothing idk if it's just a California thing or what, what is a trout?!
I've recently bought a Julian Edelman jersey. The first day I wore it he got injured.
The next time I wore it Amendola got injured and the time after that Gronk got injured.
Should I just burn this jersey?
>>63995346
Amendola is a meme. Why would you ever buy his jersey?
>>63995289
>tfw you remember his death
>tfw you find out through Anthony Fagtano video and thought it was a joke
RIP Golden Child. I'm from Cali. It's made up shit.
>>63995374
I think he meant he wore his Julian jersey again and Amendola got hurt
Unrelated but is it acceptable to wear a Favre vikings jersey. The retro ones they wore. If it wasn't for bounty saints and Favre being Favre it ruined a otherwise great season. I just watched that Favre NFL special and I forgot how great he was In 09
>>63995414
Vikings? No
Jets yes
>>63995427
JUST yes
>>63993141
>mfw some chink in high school owned four or five different lebron cavs jerseys
>first day of school after he went to miami
>new lebron heat jersey
top kek
>>63995289
Man I can't believe he left us so soon. he probably gives no hoots even in Heaven
>>63993113
>tfw I still have my Tim Tebow Broncos jersey.
i think it's well-established that NFL fans are some of the most retarded people on the planet
>he doesn't own a jersey of the greatest player to ever grace the NFL
>>63996076
He would have been the GOAT under Harbaugh.