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CHC: Sign Lackey 2yr/$32mil
ARI: Have agreed to a deal with Greinke pending physical

O'Day to sign soon
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literally the biggest ruse of all time
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1st for dbags master trolls
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can't ruse la russa
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DADDY KEKY ON SUICIDE WATCH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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RIP in peace Sandy Alderson
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which team is desperate enough to sign Cueto
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>Doyers
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>Greinke keked both the Giants and the Dodgers

lmao
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Doyers BTFO
Jints BTFO
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Greinke like that one girl who won't fuck you or your best friend and decides to fuck the loser no one knows
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DADDY GREINKE ON SUICIDE WATCH
DIAMONDBACKS FANS SHOULD AVOID THE DODGER STADIUM PARKING LOT
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post yfw it was the new uniforms
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>finding a way to kek the giants and the doyers at the same time

I tip my sides to him
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everyone ragging on the dbacks for their new uniforms earlier please kill yourself

grienke quoted saying the darker grey road alternates were a "more pleasing aesthetic for me" and the biggest factor in his decision
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>>63991777
dem trips
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ITS ON
ITS ON
ITS FUCKEN ON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938oWfsIyIc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938oWfsIyIc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=938oWfsIyIc


HOLY SHIT

DAHDEE DBACK
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holy shit

HOLY SHIT

i'm actually stoked for this. thank god he didn't go to the giants. but is this enough to make goldie & co. relevant?
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inb4 greinke gets $200 mil
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this is obviously happening now
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>>63991779
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>>63991786
Autism jerseys for an autism pitcher, how fitting
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>>63991802
cueto to cubbies f a m
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Fuck you Dodgers and Giants you wouldn't stop annoying me on my phone I'll go to nice small team that sent me a box of chocolate
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>>63991732

what the fuck?

at least the dodgers still dont get him

>signing with the diamondbacks
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>dude if you sign with us we'll let you design our new uniforms
>you sure you want me to, I'm a little aut...
>just sign the damn contract
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Guy probably just wants to raise his family in a state that isn't a meme.
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>yfw he went to the dbacks because they let him organize his toy dinosaurs
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grienke.....why
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FUCKING KEK DADDY GREINKE BTFO
DOYERS BTFO FUCKNG KEKMAO
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>if you sign with us we'll let you design our uniforms
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DAILY

REMINDER

THE NEW YORK YANKEES ARE *******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR TO MAKE ANY FREE AGENT SIGNINGS THIS YEAR

*******LITERALLY******* TOO POOR

THE NEW YORK YANKEES LEGITIMATELY CANNOT AFFORD TO SIGN ANY FREE AGENTS
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>>63991829
Arizona is a shit tier state. I guess it's a little nicer when making hundreds of millions though.
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>>63991829
he lives in florida
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1. GREINKE
2. CORBIN
3. BRADLEY
4. ANDERSON
5. RUBBY/RAY
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DUDE
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not even mad
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What the fuck
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Greinke was obviously just looking for the biggest paycheck, he can't expect to win jack shit with the Dbacks.
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Are the Diamondbacks now more competitive than the Dodgers?
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>>63991861
You will be when the Dbacks run a train on the NLW :^)
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Dodgers wouldn't give him 6 years. Giant's must not have either
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the biggest boos known to baseball is coming this year
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Dbags newest meme team?
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>>63991866
nothing wrong with going with the money. these people have to retire before they even turn 40, and a lot of them have no way to make money after baseball. greinke is autistic and probably doesn't give a shit about winning and all that.
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MAKE SOME FUCKING MOVES ALREADY GUYS
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>Kershaw
>Ryu
>Maeda
>McCarthy
>Anderson

i could dig
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>DAHDEE MEMEKY COME OUT TO PLAYYYYYAYYY
>DAHDEEEE MEMEKKKY COME TO PLAYYYAYAYYYYYYYYYY
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>>63991873
Hell fuck no
If anything from a scale on 1-5 , 1 being the best
They're a solid 3
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>>63991888
Can't wait for Dbacks """"fans"""" to come out the woodwork and shit up our threads
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Have Dodger fans started back pedaling yet now that they didn't get Grienke?
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>>63991888
Will they be this year's offseason Padres
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>>63991898
Already old news.
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>>63991916
probably
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>>63991873
nope, does improve them though
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>>63991916
nah, they'll be .500
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>>63991916
No because 1) Signing Greinke is better than any move Preller ever made, and 2) They already have a good team to build around

Expect them to be division competitors for real
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>>63991890
you guys are cubs 2.0
sit on your farm and with for muh prospects
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@Ken_Rosenthal 3m3 minutes ago
Greinke, one of the game’s most astute players, liked the #DBacks’ young talent. And obviously, he got monster dollars as well.
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>>63991895
Possibly Cueto too

Eh I guess I can accept it
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Ahahaha what?

Not mad just disappointed I won't get to see him anymore..

Who do we buy next lads?
Kenta tomorrow?
Strasburg next season?

Ethier+40m for Kluber?
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>>63991942
>astute

Damn autocorrect always fucking up. I'm sure he meant "autistic."
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>>63991912
We needed him this year with all our sudden injuries but we did fine before him
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>>63991954
>won't get to see him anymore
?
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>Madbum
>resigned Leake
>cheap ching chong chen contract
>Heston
>Peavy

Literally who can stop them?
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Over/Under $217 million?
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O'Day to the Nast
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that baby contract with lackey for cubs means incoming cueto. screen cap this shit.
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>>63991954
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>>63991954
>Not mad
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>>63991955
dude I'm rich and have Chad good looks but I live in a van like a dirty hipster look how cool and down to earth I am lmfao
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Who /emotionallydevastated/ here?
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>>63991968
6 year deal vs 7, so under. Average salary could be higher though
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>>63991968
probably $32m/year so $192m
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fuck greinke
you should stay in LA and win world series next year
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>>63991968
under
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This pleases me maybe the Doyers or Jints will give up more to get Miller
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>>63991993
>LA
>win world series
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>>63991942
>implying the gints don't have better young talent than the dbags
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I want to see them go full retard and offer $300m
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>>63991997
as long as it's not Joc I'm fine with it
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Bob Nightengale @BNightengale now
Zack Greinke receives about $195 million on six year deal from #Dbacks
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>>63992004
Jelly to be honest
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anyone else anxiously awaiting the daddy greinke reaction?
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>>63991954
>Not mad
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>>63992017
wew lad that's more per year than Price
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>>63991954
After the Doyers finish 3rd in the west this year they will go to shit and stop spending. Literally Bankees 2.0.
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>>63991905
funniest thing about this year's AL West annual end of the season thread was that Dbags fans had a bigger presence than rags fans
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>Arizona out of fucking nowhere
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>>63992021
Nigga TRYING to play it cool
>>63991954
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>>63992030
The yankees at least won a world series something the doyers will never do again tbqhwy
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>>63992047
True enough. They need to roid up and buy multiple entries a set of balls in case they ever make the playoffs again.
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>>63992036
At least they can use that money to sign a couple of decently solid pitchers to go behind Bumgarner instead of blowing it all on one guy. May even get a bullpen guy for super cheap
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>yfw DBACKS Padres 2.0

>Dbacks thinking they hot shit because they just raped the free agent market and are all of a sudden contenders only to replicate the Padres 2015 season
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>>63991832
>>63991843
https://twitter.com/DHuddy41/status/672947761306722305
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Why is /mlb/ so obsessed with Daddy Grienke?
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>Gints
>Doyers
>NL Worst

Why is the west so horrible?
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>>63991954
>ace has best season in 20 years
>thinking the eternal chokers can ever recover
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>>63992030
Literally no chance the Dodgers finish even below 1st place.
Had Greinke signed with SF that'd be freightning, but he chose to go with ARZ who won't be a threat until 3 or 4 more seasons.

You guys are still forgetting that Greinke is still just one guy. One guy is a pitching staff of absolute trash especially after looking hellickson. Greinke's brilliance will unfortunately not make an impact enough to squeeze the division.

:(

Funny seeing this SF reactions happy to see him gone. You guys really are a bunch of pussies
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>>63992080
B.G. @Itsbradytbh 22m22 minutes ago

@DHuddy41 wow you have 2 good players on your team now congrats.

S A L T Y
A
L
T
Y
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>>63992078
Chen and Leake, pls
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>>63992079
except the diamondbacks were already pretty decent prior to signing greinke
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>>63992079
Dbacks already had a far better team than the Padres going into this offseason. They're absolutely contenders for the division next year.
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>>63992083
Well daddy greinke it's because it's hilarious watching you get rekt
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>signing with the Dbacks after they revealed those ugly uniforms

smhtbhfam
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SIX YEARS 195 MILLION

32.5 AAV

>DOYERS
>KEKADO
ESCOJA LOS DOS
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any news about the Jays? kinda worried desu lads. sure, we hit a lot of dingers, but small ball and pitching is how you win and both of ours is mediocre
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Andrew Baggarly @extrabaggs 7m7 minutes ago
If Greinke indeed was chasing absolute top dollar, he escapes California's 13.3% top tax rate. Arizona at just 4.54%.
IS GREINKY ACOUSTIC?
HOLY SHIT NIGGA GOT THE MATH DOWN TO EVER FUCKEN PENNY
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>dbacks just doubled their yearly salary with one guy
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Dbacks fan. He's a great pitcher but they blew their wad on one player. They desperately need a bullpen. Starters were 11th in ERA last season. They could have bought a bullpen with the money they are giving him and maybe a quality starter. Will be interesting, family.
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>>63992115
>resigning Zack Greinke is the Dodger's top priority
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>Greinke and Goldschmidt on the same team
Autism maximus
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>>63992138
Oh shit what a SAVAGE move.
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>>63992138
More like he correctly followed the advice of his agent
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seriously? samardzija and leake? they're gonna suck so fucking much
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>>63992138
>ACOUSTIC

Some autists are good at playing instrumenta, so maybe
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>>63992133
Jays already have all their starters for 2016 like it or not
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>>63992138
They have people who calculate that for them
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>>63991940
They had some life in the second half, and aren't losing any big pieces to contracts. They'll be a fun watch this year. And they play interleague with the AL Beast. Should be good times on paper
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>>63991805
triggered
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>>63992079
Diamondbacks actually have a good team on the field, not like the Dads
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Is iwakuma signing with Seattle or not?
What the deal?
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>>63992095

Do you have any memes? I Will ship you David Price + cash for solid 2016 compliant memes.

Plus three years of soda.
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>>63992203
looking for contingency plans, dg?
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>>63992101
I'd like to see Chen on the Jints desu

Might just be the color scheme making the loss easier to bear.
But I get a feel he'd click well in SF
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>>63992203
he's signing with the Dbacks
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>>63992110
I'm not Daddy Grienke though. Didn't realize you were so obsessed that you think anyone is him though
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>>63991732
>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 48s48 seconds ago
>Sources: Greinke deal is six years, $206M. Deferrals expected.

34 MILLION

HOLY FUCK
O
L
Y

F
U
C
K
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Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 1m1 minute ago
Sources: Greinke deal is six years, $206M. Deferrals expected.

IS IT 195 OR 206
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>>63992240
Post feet to confirm dg
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>>63992247
Rosenthal is the right one. I like Nightengale, but Rosenthal is the most trustworthy
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>6 years, $206M

wow
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Greinke makes $93,000 a day.
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2 0 6
0
6
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How the fuck can the diamondbacks even afford that?
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>>63992247
I'm guessing $206M with $11M in deferrals
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>>63992227
Fly ball pitcher in a pitcher's park, senpai. I'm glad we have your blessings.
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>>63992264
Zack Greinke makes $64 a minute.
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>>63992266
from abolishing daylight savings day
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>>63992163
that's so fucking dumb then

Stroman is good but even then he's not an ace, not yet at least. Happ is shit and is just proof that the NL is easier to pitch in than the AL. Estrada will most likely revert to his 2014 form, plus Donuts left, but we'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Dickey is good to eat innings but he's not better than a 3rd or 4th. don't even know the beaner well

the offense is good, but there's no way Dolan is MVP again. that being said, a whole season of a hopefully in form Tulo may be enough. we went literally 40-18 since the allstar break. if we can be consistent throughout the year, we won't need meme-tier months to make the playoffs

EE and Bats are also pretty old
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Even if he never misses a turn in the rotation for six seasons Zack Greinke will make more than $1 million per start with the Diamondbacks.
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>34 million a fucking year

FUCK ME WHY DIDN'T I PRACTICE MORE I COULD HAVE BEEN RICH
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>>63992203
yankees
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>Ray Ratto @RattoCSN 15m15 minutes ago
>Giants last offer: $6, 195 years. Might have been a clerical error.

Kek
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>>63992266
Diamondbacks payroll was only around 100M before this deal.
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>>63992266
I think they got a new TV deal
They also been clearing cap since last year
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>>63992266
TV deal that gives them about 80 million per year prevously I think they were only receiving 30 million before that
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>>63992317
88M to be exact.

Just tacked on 35~% of last year's total payroll onto next year.
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>>63992308
>practice more
if it makes you feel better, for every MLB player, even the shitty ones who play for small market teams, there's 1000 minor leaguers trying to make it still

even a semi-pro player is still pretty fucking good. practice matters a lot, but so does natural talent
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glad to see the o's are wheelin' and dealin' as usual
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>>63992288
>32
>Pretty old for a DH

Stroman will be an ace and Happ will be this year's Estrada. Barring injuries Jays are still the best offensive team in the AL.

Only the bandwagon is freaking out about the offseason.
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>>63992339
HEY WE GOT TRUMBO AND A AAA CATCHER WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
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>>63992339
Shut up you little meme can't wait to kick you memelord's asses next season, over/under 23 K's per game for Price against you turds LMAO I pick the over
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What's it like being a fan of a team like the Brewers where they don't do shit in the offseason?
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>>63992338
>tfw wasn't born a 6'3 Dominican with god tier hand eye coordination, strength, and speed

Th-thanks a lot mom and dad
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>>63992330
>>63992317
Oh shit I was off a little

>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 31s32 seconds ago
>The Diamondbacks' entire payroll in 2015, per @spotrac, was $76.6M. They will pay Zack Greinke an average of $34.3 million for six seasons.>>63992317
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>>63992255
Don't be a fag. Dodgers are a shit team.

Go Rangers.

Stop Obsessing about Daddy Grienke
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>>63992339
Just wait til Hardy and Wieters are back. We'll be fine.
Like every year.
Works like a charm.
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Mfw the diamondbacks are legit contenders now. All of their top prospects are pitchers. Their fielding is top notch and they were like second in scoring
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>#DBacks met with Leake yesterday, still interested in him even after reaching agreement with Greinke, per sources.
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>>63992354
less than the number of missed fly balls by le hat-falling-off-man
More than Xand-
...you know what, that'd be mean
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>>63992343
Jays struggled to score in the playoffs. look at the last 5 teams to have won the world series; none had a player in the top 5 for homers

teams that can consistently get men on the bases is better than having a lineup of dingermen. I'm not implying that Bats, EE, Dolan, or 2lo can't get on base, but Jays won't win with sluggers
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>>63992367
Back to your eternally designated spot of 4th place, you memelord
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>>63992365
A little bootyblasted I see. Still hurting over being a fan of the biggest chokers in professional sports?
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>>63992391
leake was pretty shit desu. i wouldnt mind getting him but there are tons of leake-caliber pitchers out there this off season
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>>63992395
>More than Xand-

I MEAN ALCIDES FUCKING ESCOBAR GOT THE SPOT INSTEAD OF HIM

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOST GO DIE YOU LITERALLY PICKED A UTILITY PLAYER AS OUR REP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>63992391
>Dbacks sign Leake, Cueto, and Shark too
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>>63992405
4th place is still ahead of where the Red Sox finished the last two years Joe
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daniel nava sucks
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>>63992364
>With Greinke they will be around 110M
They will probably add a few more pieces and be very competitive next year.
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>>63992432
Can't wait for Price and Koji and Kimbrel to give you the ole 1-2 and clock you guys the f**k out omfg it will be great
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>>63992441
>koji
he still exists?
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>>63991846
Yankees aren't dumb enough to try to sign guys to awful contracts.

They're still on the hook for CC's and A-Rod

Probably will save up for Harper.
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>>63992441
>koji
i miss that boy
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>>63992432
who is this semen demon?
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>>63992400
You had to know we wouldn't be messing with a lineup that was the best in baseball.

They were an umpball inning away from beating Cueto in a game 7.
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>>63992449
not really
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>>63992449
He was still elite last year as a closer until that faggot Kinsler killed him at the end of July.

He's now the 8th inning setup man.
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>>63992461
>jays fans still crying umpball
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so, the a's are gonna sign that ko-rean, right?
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>>63992461
the fact is this: the jays didn't win this year yet the lineup is effectively weaker

they've lost their ace, their relievers, and depth

it makes no sense to waste the talent the team has on fucking bargain players. why aren't the jays going after top tier pitchers and relievers? the team isn't a contender right now and probably won't even retain the al east
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>>63991762
Are you implying that the Doyers and Jints are best friends?
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>>63992482
>shoulder height pitches in the batters box are called strikes
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>>63992492
Winter Meetings haven't even happened yet you canac.uck calm down.
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>>63992441
>Price
I do believe that was one of the three (3) Cy Youngs the Tigers employed, only to lose to Bud "Dude No Mexicans Allowed Lmao" Norris at home.

I'll give you Kimbrel for now. But don't try to pretend Koji isn't weak vs Baltimore anymore.
I mean...a Walkoff to DAVID FUCKING LOUGH
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>Get 30+mil a year for 6 years. He will see pretty much all of that money no matter performance.
>After career is over will probably spend the rest of his life well into his 80's dealing with a fucked up arm but otherwise okay barring some non baseball related illness.

>NFL player gets 100+mil contract.
>But its really only about 20-30mil guaranteed.
>2 years into contract hes forced to take less money or get cut.
>Year and a half later he is cut and 60+million is just gone.
>Kills self at age 48 from massive head trauma caused while playing.

Seriously why would anybody play football holy shit.
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>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 12s13 seconds ago
>The exact number for Greinke is $206.5M, as @nickpiecoro said.

There it is. 206.5
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>D O Y E R S
>O
>Y
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>S
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>>63992513
>Seriously why would anybody play football holy shit.
because baseball is too intellectual for most niggers.
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>>63992524
you think an autist like Greinkie would have wanted a rounder number
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>>63992507
It was because Allen Fucking "Illegal Immigrant" Craig fucked up the last out of the game because he fucking sucks incredible dick.

And Price is a fucking ACE you moron we have like 13 of those now you should be f**king scared.
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>Goldschmidt
>Pollock
>Grienke

dbags are elite?!?
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>>63992539
I think specifically because he is an autist that he wanted it to be a specifically meme value
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>6 years, $206 million USD
>32-year-old pitcher
>bought by a team that isn't even in contention
Literally why? Why wouldn't one of the big boys buy him?
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>Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 56s57 seconds ago
>Source: Net present value of Greinke deal with #DBacks, even with deferrals, is nearly $200M. No opt-out clause, as @jcrasnick said.

>no opt-out
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>>63992492
Because they don't have the money to do it. Signing Price for that contract would be retarded. It's guaranteed to be a bad contract like every single long term contract given to a pitcher in his 30s. They are gonna blow up the team after this year so you can't sign big names to long term contracts.

The blue jays aren't a big market team. No one shows up to the games when they aren't first place. Enjoy these two division titles cause this shit won't last.
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GOD BLESS THE D-BAGS
BTFO
BTFO
>DOYERS
>JINTS

HOLY SHIT IM ACTUALLY MAD THAT IM PICKING MY GF UP AND FUCKING IN A MOTEL IN 10 MINUTES I WANT TO STAY HERE AND SHITPOST
BTFO
BTFO
BTFO
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>>63992513
Football has an awful players union.
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>>63992565
Arizona has great hitting
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Do the Dodgers get the Dbacks 1st round pick or just a comp pick?
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>>63992570
>NO OPT-OUT
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>>63992416
>biggest chokers In professional sports

I'm not a Patriot fan though
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>>63992572
>3rd largest city in the majors
>top 10 payroll
>not a big market
Sure thing, bandwagoner. You're the type of faggot that gives jays fans a bad rep.
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>>63992513
>>63992578
Fucking this. The NFLPA is legit horrible.
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>>63992572
not saying Price, but an established pitcher to fill the #1/2 spot is definitely needed

there's plenty of pitching on the market and Toronto is the biggest single market in the league. NY, LA, and Chi share their cities with multiple teams. Toronto has all of Canada

>>63992565
>doyers fan
>calling other teams small
protip: every team was bad before it was good
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>>63992541
Whoa, didn't you get Craig with Joe "Cy Young" Kelly? The Show 13 advises me to play deep vs him and the away crowd boos him. Figured he'd be gud.
To be fair to Koji, Trayvon Martin's extended family was having a tantrum at the time so I think he got.....spooked.

>>63992459
Official French Oriole Mascot. So official The Bird faces the wrong way.
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>>63992572
>the blue jays aren't a big market team
Their market is literally an entire country.
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>$206.5 million total
>$34.417 million a year
>$1.012 million a start (assuming 34 starts)
>$172,083 an inning (assuming 200 innings a year)
>$9,202.32 a pitch (assuming 110 pitches a start)
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>>63992591
Cheatriots had the greatest choke but the Rags had one strike away twice and the gong show of errors in the DS.
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>>63991762
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>>63992635
And?

Nothing will ever top 18-1 and the butthurt those bandwagon Patriot fans feel because of it
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>>63992614
There are 11 metropolitan areas in the US larger than Toronto's though
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>>63992602
>>3rd largest city
>toronto metro population: 5.6 million
>smaller than Philly, Houston, Dallas, Chicago, Los Angeles and New York and about the same size as DC and Miami
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>Jeff Passan @JeffPassan 30s30 seconds ago
>Seven starting pitchers (Price, Greinke, Zim, Happ, Estrada, Anderson, Hill) have signed this winter. Total value of their deals: $607.3M.

Reminder that the total combined value of all MLB player contracts doesnt even reach near 50% of the total revenue of the MLB.

And NFL is even worse.
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>>63992614
and even split in half NY and LA are larger
so you're 11th place canada, you small market shit
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>>63992614
>>63992635
That's like saying the Dallas Stars are the biggest market in hockey because they own texas. If the team is below average attendance for 20 years it's not a big market team.
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>>63992695
>small market team is arguably the 2nd best team in the league and at least the 3rd best
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Post yfw Greinke homers off Kershaw
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>>63992705
a small market team is inarguably the best team in the majors right now senpai
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>>63992655
It's a comparison of the greatest single choke job vs the greatest consistent chokers
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>>63992716
You must be new to sports if that is your comparison

But you are Canadian so I guess you can't help it
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>>63992676
Where the fuck are you getting this information from? LA and New York are the only ones. Chicago last I checked was smaller.
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>>63992711
also the even year dynasty giants are also small market shits, the bay area split in half is smaller than toronto, though tbf it's probably more of an 80:20 split pro giants for those faggots
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>>63992707
>MFW GREINKE NO-HITS THE DODGERS
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>>63992707
I'd pay like $4K or $5K for that ball tbhh
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>>63992707
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>>63992726
Tell me about another franchise who was one play away twice and had 3 infield errors in one inning in an elimination game.

If the Rags were remotely relevant they would be a laughingstock but people just feel bad for those chokers.
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>>63992735
Look up metropolitan area
It's a much better metric than base population because it includes people who live in nearby satellite cities and shit
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>>63992822
I'm not sure about 3 errors in an inning but there have been plenty of bigger chokers than the Rangers.

2007 Mets
2011 Redsox
2011 Braves
2002 Giants
2004 Yankees
2009 Tigers

Just off the top of my head. Don't worry, you'll get more educated once you've watched baseball longer than two years
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>>63992864
If you google largest cities in North America, Toronto is number 4 behind Mexico City, LA and New York
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fucking hell friedman is so fucking overrated

SPEND THE MONEY YOU JEW FUCK

fucking letting the guy who had the lowest era in 20 years walk over probably a 20 mil difference...

should just let magics gay son be gm
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>>63992907
That's based off of people who live in the city limits not people who live in the city and the area around the city, which is a better metric for measuring how large and important a city is. Dallas has a metro population higher than Houston's but Houston's city proper population is much higher because more people live within the city limits.
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SUCK

A

DICK

DOYERS

AND

JINTS

FUCK YES
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>>63991895
>McCarthy
>Anderson
kill me

Zack Lee got BTFO and traumatised and Urias hasnt pitched AAA yet

kill me
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>>63992906
>trying this hard to defend the Rangers
I thought all of you faggots left /sp/.
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>>63992906
>thinking missing the playoffs is a bigger choke than having the world series in hand and giving it away multiple times

Trying to get a Texan to use logic is painful. You illegals literally get exponentially dumber every year.

http://kxan.com/2014/12/20/list-of-worst-texas-schools-increases/
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>>63992907

Toronto is in Canada, not North America. The White Sox are in North America.
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>>63992981
This has to be bait
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>>63992735
ok senpai
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>>63992944
Urias HAS pitched AAA retard. He got btfo and gave up a grandslam in 4 innings but he's been otherwise brilliant in the K's and LOB%.

McCarthy isn't bad man, he's a good pitcher, Andy was a big mistake tho, could have signed Estrada for just 10M more....
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>>63992981
Canada is north of america so shouldn't that make us north america instead of you guys?
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>>63992981
omg
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>>63992981
>Toronto is in Canada, not North America.
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Even ironic replies are still replies
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>>63992981
...
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>>63992981
damn...
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jints BTFO

no even year win for you fags this year
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>>63992741
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