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Reminder that the red wings are goons
>>63987494
I would find if hard to believe intelligent Canadians don't get triggered by him
>>63987400
This thread is better and more in tune with the spirit of the sport.
This shitty thread wasn't deleted? The other one had news though! What in the fuck?
>slant eyed janitor deleting the other thread
FUK U
>Watercooler talk about how shit the Oilers are at work
>Hate to see them go but it's time to trade Nuge or Ebs for a solid defender who can start breakouts and shut down cycles
>"Nah. >we gotta have some experience down the middle, trade away Dry-saut-el for Seth Jones or Travis Hamonic
>He's under 6''
>He's an intern
>He buys timbits on Timmy runs
>He hates Leon "Zyklon B will set you free" Draisaitl
GAS
>>63987400
OP IS SUCH A PUSSY ASS NIGGER UPSET ABOUT HIS PUSSY ASS NIGGER THREAD THAT HE HAD TO REPORT THE GOOD THREAD
>>63987921
Do you work at Retard Inc.?
>>63987921
Draisaitl is a meme forward and Hamilton is a based Warriors alumni. Defense actually helps a team win.
Also, Nugget Hoopkins is a better player than Draisaitl and can actually get shots on net.
>You now realize binland wins the wjc again
time for yulia posting fuck you OP
>>63988075
Braydon Point is going to steamroll the competition fugboi and Walman is going to lead defensemen in scoring. The goaltending is good this year too. Euros got no chance.
>>63988108
>>63988124
>posting some irrelevant slav shit
>>63988075
>>63988038
Nobody mentioned Hamilton and he played for the ice dogs dummy
>>63988164
Top kek
>>63988164
pls i stay away from f1 threads because of this and now you bring it on here.
>tfw Karlsson KEKED KEITHSHIT and KANESHIT and set up the winning goal
>>63988250
it's an ancient /hoc/ meme you fucking turbonigger.
>John Klingberg Jokerit FEL 20 games 3 points
>John Klingberg Skellefteå SHL 16 games 4 points
>Jogn Klingberg Dallas NHL 26 games 27 points
>NHL
>>63988306
Based Karlsson cannot be stopped
>>63988340
>telling the guy who made the pic where it originated
lel, i first posted it in F1 general.
>>63988075
To be Garth, after all the hyping, I want to see Pullju and Laine win.
>>63988409
I made it you lying cuntbag.
>>63988455
Shut the fuck up
>>63988455
that would be a nightmare for canada
>>63988555
can someone please post the comic where the finn father is disappointed at the son for not being a good hockey player?
>caring about hockey
tip top
>>63988379
>Finnish goaltending
tell me, why does he do this pose?
>mfw I realize the Hawks have been keked multiple times now
>>63988669
Haha look at that silly primate
>>63988669
hahahahahahahahahahaha check out this gosh darned ape
>op of the shitty thread going full autismo posting some uggo grill
Top plop
>>63988669
lol fiest your eyes on that dim witted antropoid!
>>63988688
>tfw you face up against Keith "le do nothing except fuck up" Kiethshit
FLYERS ARE SO FUCKIN BASED DEVLELS GONNA GET BLOWN OUT TONIGHT
>>63988669
kek marvel that jester animal
>>63988932
>flyers got blown out of Sunrise 7-1
Toronto bringing in Syrians in hopes of icing a first line
>>63989001
>mad
>at a fucking monkey
>ameripedos
Absolutely disgusting
>ameripedophiles
Gross
>>63988038
>calling ArbeitMachFreisaitl a meme forward
gas yourself
>>63989182
Jared pls go
>Americhildmolesters get sexual aroused by this
What's next? The best American hockey player being a rapist?
>>63989073
Ready for a beatdown tonight?
THIS THREAD IS NOW A JOHN SCOTT THREAD
JOHN SCOTT FOR ALL STAR
>>63989272
Better then that cry baby in the pits
>>63989211
are you ready to get memed
>>63988124
You have good taste anon.
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63989367
Flims are top meme chum, hope youre ready for a dougie hatty
>>63988623
>>63989568
KARI NO :DDDDDDD
>>63989568
when was that game?
>>63989599
that was niemi
>>63989619
nov 27
>>63989639
This is what you get for deleting the thread that had news you fat fuck
What happens if Stars win the sc?
>>63989831
Boston got fucked over in that trade then.
>>63989831
they won't because the Habs will
https://youtu.be/g4wbG6k9xXA
>wrasslin
>not a sport
>>63990068
>tumblr
>clearly a jared
>that americaitlyn flag
>>63988850
Keith has fucked up quite a bit, especially in bigger situations this year. We'll be good by the lay offs though
>>63990096
>using bateman incorrectly
>>63990096
just report and ignore all pedophile posts
van will come soon
My Tv has gone full meme
>>63990216
What are you doing watch the oilels?
>>63990233
I'm not, that's the Oilers TV channel
>/hoc/ suddenly hates Dallas
when did this happen?
>>63990257
>Sallad
thanks for not posting news op. You are shit.
>>63990264
success breeds jealousy
getting a nap before the game lads
Taylor Hall walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you", and Taylor replies "Wow, you have a drink named secret fag?"
>>63990525
sweet dreams
>shit OP
>no news
>>63988999
>3 months ago
>2nd game of season
>mentally scarred goalie
>backup goalie who didn't warm up
kill yourself
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
HEY DEVILS 3 HOURS TILL YOU GET BTFO IN YOUR SHITTY STADIUM IN IT'S SHITTY LOCATION IN ITS SHITTY STATE
FUCK YOU
YOUR MASCOT IS A FUCKING ANGRY ITALIAN MAN WHICH REPRESENT DEVILS FANS PERFECTLY EXCEPT THE MASCOT GOES TO THE GAMES
Go pongs
>>63990558
is this julia?
>>63990554
>wiener peg
>>63990353
the tights over the skates thing looks so weird, like shes got huge ankle tumors or something
>>63990617
>mad at captchas
>tfw bernier's first ahl game
pls
>>63990590
>3 HOURS
hm?
>>63990615
of course
>>63990655
the game will end 3 hours from now
>>63990672
oh.
Post draisaitl memes pls guys
New computer
>>63990653
So I'm kind of fuzzy on two way contracts, does this mean he's taken a pay cut, or does it mean he's still getting his contractual salary while everyone else is getting paid like 20K a year?
I hope they pelt that fucker with non stop pucks
>>63990590
>Philthy
>>63990735
lol
>>63990723
nothing, it has nothing to do with contracts or anything
it's a conditioning assignment, it's like a vacation to get yourself in working order.
they'd still get the money and benefits they would have gotten in the first place
he has a one way contract, anyways.
>>63990735
>bill nye came to do a talk at my college
>kids literally camped out 24 hours before
>line literally around campus
>>63990723
>>63990723
he's on a one-way contract so will make his nhl salary and be paid by his nhl team. 2 way contracts have 2 separate salaries though, yeah
>>63990728
and greece is the peter pan who wrecks the pirate and takes aaaaaaaaaal the bitches
>>63988669
rofl direct your vision towards this godforsaken simian
Is Canada an elite country? Keep in mind they contributed a grand total of three (3) aircraft to bomb ISIS before withdrawing them.
let's go home teem
>>63990870
Panthers at Blue Jackets
A Winnipeger walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, we have a drink named after you", and Prairie Nigger replies "Wow, you sell Listerine here?"
ahh, time for the best part of the day
>>63990927
a canadian walks into a bar. the bartender says, "how's it going, what can i get for you?" and the canadian says, "i think i'd like a beer please." and the bartender fills his order. the canadian says, "thank you." then tips the bartender. the bartender says, "you're welcome."
>>63990965
kinda thought there was a no cup joke there
almost disappointed
>>63990903
would've had more and better if the yanks weren't such fucking pussies that they couldn't handle the aeronautical orgasm that was the Avro Arrow
>>63990927
Kek
>>63990880
Kek
>>63990728
Kek
are other players even trying?
> inb4 plus minus is a meme stat
Larkin is 12 points higher than any other player on the wings. That just goes to show how smart and impactful he is on both sides of the ice.
Future hart trophy candidate for sure
COYOTES vs SABRES
>>63991052
>>63991052
>>63991052
SPARKLEDOGS @ SWORDS
>>63991061
Actually it just shows how shitty the rest of the wongs are
>>63991061
Good for him!
>>63991075
if the wings were actually shitty then Larkin would have to be literally gretzky to have a +- of 17
> sweden
Will >we ever win a gold medal again
>>63990979
the seems like a joke more than a story
>>63991153
Next Olympics senpai
>>63991153
'no'
How come your team isn't as good as the Based Stars?
>>63991199
tyler seguin is going to break or fracture his ankle within the next week.
>>63991205
Fact tttt
>>63991212
You are so mad your team is shit compared to the Stars.
I feel sorry for you
>>63991199
apparently they're better
>no news
>>63991178
>
>implying you can beat this
Benn-Seguin-Giroux
Hall-McDavid-Stamkos
O'Reilly-Toews-Bergeron
Tavares-Crosby-Mackinnon
Duchene, Giroux
Keith-Weber
Muzzin-Doughty
Ekblad-Subban
Brodie, Burns
Price
Holtby
Luongo/Allen
>>63991312
Johnny T is better than Crosby.
>>63991346
Yes I paired Crosby with two players who are better than him ;-)
>>63991312
put bergeron on a line with seguin and stamkos and just tell seguin and stamkos to do whatever they want whenever they want and score
>>63991283
Uhh Canada is pretty shit at hockey and other American made sports
OP tongues nigger anus
>>63991312
Benn good-Seguin good-Giroux literal garbage
Hall who-McDavid bust and ded-Stamkos garbage
O'Reilly who-Toews american-Bergeron good
Tavares let can't skate or score man-Crosby washed up-Mackinnon bust
Duchene, Giroux
Keith meh-Weber good
Muzzin who-Doughty good
Ekblad meh-Subban nigger
Brodie who Burns le yeti forward man
>Price
Lel injured and shit
>Holtby
Decent
>Luongo/Allen
>washed up/newbie gonna get exposed
>>63991382
>Conne smythe winning defenseman
>meh
Lmao this caitlyn mad as fuck
Post team USA
just letting everyone know I am going out to take advantage of the multitude of hispanics in my state by getting some god tier mexican food for dinner.
enjoy the evenings games
>>63991413
>your 2018 gold medal winners
There :^)
>>63991413
He also seems to think Tavares can't skate, so I doubt he watches enough hockey to actually make USA lines.
>mfw Canada doesn't medal
>>63991205
New Jersey has a hockey team?
>>63991178
President Trump will make Team USA great again.
>>63991473
Yes, they do.
>>63991486
>mfw USA beats Russia in the gmg
>mfw trump blows a hole in the roof and slides down fast rope onto the ice
>mfw he hands each player a medal and a trusty m9
>mfw they shoot all the commie bastards right in the head
Has Chychrun defected? Seems like he's been called up to Canada's WJC camp.
>>63991427
Typical americasual
>>63991535
He's chosen to play for Canada internationally in other tournaments before too.
>>63991539
Cool. He's supposed to be pretty good no?
>>63991569
He was being hyped up last year as being further along in the development curve than Ekblad was at the same age, but so far this year he seems to be dropping a little in projections. Should still be a top 5 pick though and I think he'll be Pietrangelo-tier.
>>63990720
>ugly holiday sweatshirt pack
wut
NYI black unis are ugggly
>>63991486
Torts=Trump tbqh
>>63991740
fuck Brooklyn
>>63991413
>Asking Americaitlyns hockey knowledge based questions
Parise - Pavelski - Kane
Saad - Eichel - Bjugstad
Matthews - Stepan - Kessel
Pacioretty - Galchenyuk - Wheeler
McDonaugh - Faulk
Suter - Carlson
Trouba - Jones
Schneider
Bishop
>>63991962
I feel they'll get JVR.
THE LAFFS JUST SIGNED THEIR AHL ZAMBONI DRIVER TO A CONTRACT TO BACK UP BERNIER
https://twitter.com/TorontoMarlies/status/672917333548093443
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST >laffs MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>63992099
He's gonna suit up? Post pic then.
>>63991713
it's actually a very nice sweatshirt
>>63991511
Lmao look at that fuckin kiwi
>>63992099
probly an improvement desu. toronto goaltending sucks. so do their forwards.
>>63992099
>marlies sign a guy for a tryout
>HES ON THE LEAFS LMAOOOOOOO
??
>spamming the thread with figure skaters for five hours on a Friday night
Today America reached a new low
>>63992099
DUDE WEED
>>63992184
Top Kek Iad, water boy on the first line!!!
>>63992217
Still part of the Laffs org LMAO!!!
>4-0 marlies
I think they're going to be fine
>Bernshit
>>63991962
>Saad - Eichel - Bjugstad
Third line at best. Also...
>Schneider over Bishop
No.
>>63991061
Based Kings tho. Butt fuckin the league in corsi too
>>63990653
Rip Bernier
BERNIER ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>63992331
>>63992374
>>63992388
>0 GAA
what
I give props to Neuwirth.
I already like John Hynes.
Someone make Broons Flames, I'm lazy
How the mighty have fallen :(
>>63992420
>In the AHL
LGD
>>63992542
They should have shipped him and Dion the goof off for some pucks.
>>63992555
nice trips
how is that the Devils are losing to the FLyers?
anyone watching the stars oilers game
>the janitor thinks he has a real job
>the janitor thinks he can moderate /sp/
>>63992622
Of course
>mfw people in /hoc/ report posts
What went wrong?
>>63992670
The maple laughs resigning him.
![alvis[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MMdTO4k.png "alvis[1].png")
>>63992583
No Idea I tuned in at 2-1. Alvis Give us a PP Goal
do you get double hot pockets for tonight's work
>>63992692
pls Alvis
>>63992670
>trading for a kongs backup
works for a while, then it comes crashing down
also Parayko's ankle murdered. that's a shame
>>63992692
my.man.
MY
MAN
shouldn't be such a struggle though
>>63992670
He's on the Laffs
>>63992708
Parayko is back on the ice.
>>63991153
Sometime in the next 40 years, because Canada will have no white people by then.
>gamecentre blacks out the commercials
>they play the same shitty GM commercial three times every commercial break
FUCK ROGERS
>>63992658
should i make a thread
>>63992740
pretty good
people tear ligaments like that all the time
>>63991962
>no larkin
I don't like you as a person
>ctrl+f delted
>1 of 64
good job fag mod. stop deleting the good thread
>>63992753
no you'll get banned too. just shit up this thread until its at bump limit. encourage OP to kill himself
OP has sex with monkeys
>>63992753
If you want, but there will be no one there.
>>63992789
shit nigga sometimes i hate being a stars fan, no one wants to bantz
>>63992799
>double Bennetration.
>>63992799
Specially now since they are in the central and not the pacific, those were the days m8
gg devlels
>>63992831
Can someone make a kings version?
>>63992869
why don't you faggot
>shitty op
>janny BTFO
fuck all you niggers this is great
>>63992831
you have a decent team to be honest. I was expecting the game to be lost at the 3v3, your offense seemed to have faster reflexes and better coordination.
>>63992887
Because I suck at using gimp
>Yotes BTFO again
>more refpuck
FUCK
at least i made this logo
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY
DEVLELS BTFO AT THEIR "HOME"
>having most of the crowd be from another team
>get BTFO
if you're a devils fan, pick two
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT MY SIDES HAVE BECOME GREENHOUSE GASES AND WENT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE TO CAUSE THE ENTIRE ROSEN ICE SHEET TO MELT HAHAHAHA
"Boy, I sure do love getting my shit pushed in."
-New Jersey Devils, 2015
NOW, LGTSS
>THE CITY OF NEW JERSEY
>>63992898
>gimp
>>63992908
that's fucking amazing, send it in seriously
>>63992898
maybe reddit can teach you how to use a computer
Taylor versus Tyler night is always entertaining
>>63992894
It's an addition by subtraction thing. The team is playing without Vinny, Streit or Umberger and they've replaced them with some of their faster AHL players and, of course, Ghost Bear, who is shifty as hell
>ctrl+f deleted
>64
janny you are my bitch
dammit islels
>tfw no Blues Isles SCF
>>63992975
>fag makes a thread
>doesnt say what its for
>posts it 6 times
>fag is fag
Fuck you fuck OP fuck janny
>>63993008
kek both teams have to figure out how to win a playoff series first
>where you want your team?
>just put my team in a very small, polluted undesirable area surrounded by 3 major hockey markets that also bleed inot the state my franchise is named after FAMM.
>d(umbasses)evils
>>63993036
funny how many more cups they have recently won then canada
>>63993058
SHARKS@DUCKS GAMETHREAD
>>63993058
>>63993058
>>63993058
>>63993068
fuck off horse fucker
>Finally watching an Oilers game this year
>Finally know how to pronounce Draisaitl
Even though I'm watching an Oilers game, at least I'll learn something.
>>63993057
they have more stanley cups than fans
>fuk_ponek won't stop posting as anon
go back into your filter you faggot
>>63993083
>not enjoying the act of lovemaking with a horse
>>63992911
simmonds is a fucking nigger.
>oooga booga im going to talk shit and act tough right in front of my team's bench
fucking monkey.
Just made this little gem, here you go /hoc/, especially my Boston Bros (no thread for whatever reason idk)
AND MARCHAND TO TIE IT
BASED
A
S
E
D
Just another W for the Isles
We comming for you Ottowa
outmemed
>leliot
>rags
>>63993127
>broons
yulia anons killing it tonight
>>63993127
>>63993127
I wonder how many times a day his nose gets stuck on something. Also, Chara is one of the most asymmetric people I've ever seen
>>63993121
you mean, how hockey has always been played?
I bet you're that fucking pussy who doesn't like fighting in hockey and want more "muh fundamentals".
>swedish goaltending
literally finnish goalie have to save your guys asses
>>63993168
i love fighting you fucking nigger. but you aren't tough when you chimp out right next to all of your boys. you're a fucking pussy, which is what simmonds is. a monkey nigger pussy.
>>63993156
>>63993168
are you ond of those philthy fans that doesnt watch the games but talks about his team? Your nigger doesn't fight
>>63993127
absolutely based
>there are people ITT RIGHT NOW that don't think subban, marchand, etc are funny
![daniel-bryan-yes-movement-new-york-islanders[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RoxXPwQ.png "daniel-bryan-yes-movement-new-york-islanders[1].png")
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
>finnish goaltending
>>63993127
this would be more funny if manlet didn't say this. I just can't take them seriously.
>>63993127
the reason the is no thread is because youre such a bitch you didn't make one.
Fuck you why are you such a bitch
>>63993249
lol
>>63993163
he's not very naturally proportioned in any way
look at his gum-teeth as well
what a save by ramo and what a meme of a game so far. i want a manlet line of marchand-deschairnes-gaudreau
>>63993276
Both teams playing to see who's defense is worse tbqh with you Joe
>>63993127
here you go bitch this is how you make a thread >>63993249
You could make a save of the year highlight real of just Ramo. For such a mediocre goalie, he certainly can make a lot of fucking flash.
Damn we looked good today
>>63993297
I MEANT THIS ONE
Try to ban me a 65th time tonight janny its fun
