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Almost UFC 194 edition
Here's a link to the previous thread >>63977441
>>63984269
Do cocaine and nearly kill someone?
>>63984276
Repost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1J-lGwHlJc
Its pretty fucking ironic considering
>>63984303
that one is blocked too
what a laugh
>>63984316
youre not missing out on anything
its not funny at all
>>63984316
Jesus christ its a british show
THE SABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>63984339
/thred
>>63984339
is she hurt? what is of her career now in the future?
8th for Gabi
>>63984374
losing to holly again and then retiring
>>63984376
them natty gains
>>63984376
>like /fit/ Martial Arts grills
>Most of them have small tits
who literally buying ufc 194 here? i think its about time i support the ufc for once
>>63984406
I got UFC fightpass but I am poor and thats all I can afford
>he doesn't have black books on his SSD
>>63984431
mah nigga
Dylan Moran is hilarious
>>63984432
>not liking tits
faggot
Fuck Dana White is insufferable on TUF
he doesnt know what the fuck hes talking about as a commentator.
He is like if the JUST BLEED guy owned the UFC
>>63984406
fuck that
>>63984461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tKgWRwgERU
>Someone wins and then thanks god
why do Americans do this?
>>63984515
You mean brazilians, right?
McGregor is looking tired and uncertain in his latest interviews, the steel persona is breaking.
Like Mourinho.
He's gonna get heemed in round 2, 100%
>>63984515
Ahd laak to fank gawd
>>63984432
>being an as s guy
This website is for whites only, My friend.
>>63984520
personally I thought he looked absolutely knackered in his build up to 189 but now looks revitalised
>>63984406
I recently started buying didn't buy rousy holly fight who is that? Is that holms?
>>63984520
Do you really believe that?
Aldo is the one getting heemed in round 2, 100%.
You can screenshot this.
It's all going to come down to range, and McGregors big Irish head.
>>63984520
Idk mcgregors pretty insane I think he'll pull out the win if he can play it right and keep the fight on his feet
>>63984547
in that staredown mcgregor broke eye contact
>>63984515
Because G-d helped them win the fight you fucking retard. Duh.
>>63984532
>picking one or the other
a woman should have both
shopping just arrived lads
r8 out of 10
(this is mma related as most of it will be eaten during the 3 cards next week)
>>63984515
is it shallow that I support Frank Murr because hes an athiest?
>>63984406
Is that Ronda rousy
>>63984595
Fat fuck
>>63984595
>buying groceries online
are you americain by any chance
>tfw when you will never get your own month
>>63984515
Why do Brits talk about UFC when they have 0 good fighters?
>>63984520
He is cutting weight you goof people say this every time
>>63984595
motherfucker your making me hungry
>>63984617
>implying this hard
>>63984617
T O M
" S T I F F "
B R E E S E
>>63984635
Well..? Name 5 good Brit fighters...You can even include Bisping in there if you want.
>>63984605
I'm fine m8
>>63984609
I do light shopping when I need things like cleaning stuff etc, but cause I live high up in an apartment with no elevator, it's pretty glorious to see some poor cunt lug my shopping up the stairs
>>63984644
Bisping, Breese, Allen, Entwistle, Wilkinson, Hathaway, Manuwa, Page, Daley, Mcgregor
there's 10
>>63984644
Bisping
Conor
Overeem
Ross Pearson
Andy Ogle
>>63984667
>Overeem
hes dutch
>>63984666
Hitman Hathaway is my boy. Fucking love that dude ever since his debut
>>63984611
THAT'S RIGHT YOU LITTLE BITCHES
NOVEMBER IS HOLLY HOLM MONTH
FOR NOW AND FOR ALWAYS
FUCK WHAT YOU THOUGHT
>>63984677
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Overeem
>Born Hounslow, England
>>63984677
I miss him like fuck m8, had such high hope for him but whatever disease he has (can't remember what it's called), has pretty much ruined him
>>63984395
low body fat often means bood shrinkage
it's the double edged curse of Eyjafjallajökull as written by the old norse
name 5 good american fighters
So will Sage have test issues when he's older?
>>63984431
His tattoos are fucking atrocious.
Why do people say the UK doesn't have any good fighters?
Joe Duffy and tom Breese are both young, very well rounded prospects. Wouldn't be surprised to see either of them crack the top 5 sometime in the future.
>>63984682
That doesn't make him british. He has no british genetics, ergo, none of his accomplishments can be accredited to Great Britain. Moreover, he moved to the netherlands when he was a kid, far before he started his martial arts career.
>british people grasping at straws
>>63984679
It's not for every year is it?
Something like that could easily come back to bite you in the ass
>>63984688
The way he ragdolled Egan in his first fight blew me away. I did not know he had a disease though. He only has 2 loses against really good guys so he still has good fights in him.
>>63984682
eh thats stretching it I think. I mean thats like saying Brian Stann is Japanese because he was born in Japan.
>>63984691
Ah well. There are still some qts and hot grills though.
>>63984721
>being born in England with English parents doesn't make you English
top kek lad
http://strawpoll.me/6175200
http://strawpoll.me/6175200
http://strawpoll.me/6175200
brits are not white confirmed by /heem/
>>63984728
>dutch mom
>dads from nigeria
>niggers are english now
kek'd
>>63984728
>with english parents
his dad was Jamaican and his mum was Dutch. I am agreeing with you that the UK has good fighters but your grasping at straws with Reem
>>63984706
>only having two fighters who MIGHT be gatekeepers
>>63984744
>Nigeria
>>63984745
>Jamacia
WHICH IS IT LADS
YOUR STORY IS FALLING APART REAL QUICK
>being this mad you arn't English
>>63984737
dude it has to be Sapp
I mean this alone means hes the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceCRgf5tf0g
>>63984759
his dad was a nigger and niggers are from nigeria, hence the name
>>63984759
Just stop.
TOP FIVE AMERICAN FIGHTERS OF ALL TIME
1. BRENDAN SCHAUB
2. CATHAL PENDRED
3. PHILLIP BROOKS
4. JON JONES
5. KIMBO SLICE
>>63984722
for what year couldn't it be?
I don't care if it's 1978, November is Holly Holm month.
>>63984779
>getting BTFO this hard
kek m8
Not my fault the only thing your country has ever done is produce Chokabitch
>>63984794
>Chokabitch
What?
>tfw always try my hardest to shitpost but keep getting outclassed by that other brit
>>63984809
Novak
http://youtu.be/JeML8tmk-k0
>British "celebrities"
Are we unironically supposed to recognize these people?
>>63984700
If he remembers not to forget Jesus, he'll be fine. Romero is 53 years old and still banging.
>>63984813
You actually watch that shit sport? Jesus fuck.
And no, that homosexual is not the biggest thing Serbia has produced. That would be Nikola Tesla and WW1.
>>63984815
i wonder how much they get paid to say they like mma
>>63984833
>he doesn't rate Tennis
Shit taste desu lad
>>63984833
>nikola tesla
>serbian
K E K
>>63984848
>Nikola Tesla (Serbian Cyrillic: Hикoлa Tecлa; 10 July 1856 – 7 January 1943) was a Serbian American[3][4][5][6]
Now hush, don't make me come over there again. Remember what happened last time.
>>63984866
you ran away on a tractor?
>>63984866
>Serbian American
So American
>>63984871
Maјкa Cpбијa paђa јyнaкe, a "лијeпa вaшa" ce јoш нијe oкoтилa.
so Bisping/Mousasi is the co-main?
>>63984919
What's the main event?
>>63984928
saying it's still to be announced
>>63984866
did he punch a horse?
>>63984928
Calderwood vs TBA
>>63984376
Would you let her put her 7" clit in your ass, fampire?
>>63984866
>>63984871
>>63984918
Don't start that shit again, I'm going on vacation in your parts next summer and I'd rather not get permaheemed because of some obscure ethnic guerilla war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0
>>63984956
>implying we wont all be dead by next summer
>>63984956
>bože šta mi je, pale mi se džamije.
Dental tourism?
Werdum has a strange smile
>this post is MMA related
>"I just started a new show, the pilot is on YouTube, it's called 'Dana White Looking for a Fight' and I'm actually out looking for opponents for CM Punk right now," White told TSN (via FOX Sports). "He will fight next year, 100 percent."
That is the program the used to introduce Northcuttv
>>63984918
>јyнaкe
litteraly a drug dealer
>>63984928
heard rumours about Rory vs Lombard being the main
>>63984962
I'm not sure I'll survive the next weekend, it's gonna be cwazy! I'm giddy even about the first Embedded for 194
>>63984515
Like Tyson Fury?
>>63984962
I don't care desu. /justexisting/ or /justnotexisting/ it's all the same...
>tfw theres still 8 days for isis to get me
just leave me alone lads
https://twitter.com/mma_gifs_/status/672815488385359872
>>63984972
>dental tourism
lelwat, no more tourism of the being constantly drunk and sitting in the sun kind
>>63984962
does it ever worry you that there's literally nowhere on your tiny island that you can avoid nukes in?
>>63985018
>does it ever worry you that there's literally nowhere on your tiny island that you can avoid nukes in?
Not really, im ard lad a nuke wouldn't hurt me
Has anyone watched the Jacare born to fight episode on fight pass? I just noticed it was there, came out like a week ago. I'm bout to start it.
There is one coming out for Aldo tomorrow too.
http://youtu.be/6D_H5YfCPWk
>>63984976
>Croatia:6,788–8,784 soldiers and 4,508–7,186 civilians killed or missing[23][24]
>Serbia:4,177 soldiers and 2,650 civilians killed or missing[20]
>literally a drug dealer
He sure pushed your shit in.
>Alex makes bread
>this post is MMA related
>>63985028
Real fight fan spotted
So how is it that Weidman dominates strikers in stand up when he's a wrestler predominately, lads? Is he really just that good?
>>63985043
Well its a good thing he has an MMA coach and not just a wrestling coach aye?
>>63985043
The threat of the takedown is sometimes more powerful than the takedown's them self that's how he beat machida
>>63985043
He has some of the best footwork in the UFC, excellent feints, and it makes him extremely unpredictable. He can knock you out or take you down in a split second and he always keeps his opponents guessing.
>The state of heem the last few days
Whats your opinion of Ryan Hall?
His BJJ was pretty underwhelming on the show. Even this complete can was able to defend for like 20 seconds.
He pulled full guard several times in his last fight on the show and never got close to a submission. All his inverted guard shit and 50/50 in general just doesn't work as well in MMA.
but really though, how
>>63985069
Embrace the grind
>>63985058
Missing the point much? Decisive stand up domination over machida, silva and belfort is pretty fucking legit when it comes to someone coming from a wrestling base.
>>63985069
that recent thread that was like 25% miesha and 25% heem webms was so good
>>63985070
right
there is a big difference between Sport Jiu-Jitsu, MMA Jiu-Jitsu and Self Defense Jiu-Jitsu.
>>63985082
it was bantz bro calm down.
anyone got a link for m1 global?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
Who /PFISTER/ here?
>>63985086
>25% miesha
>good
There's only one heemfu and it isn't that hooknosed attention whore.
>>63985070
Its why Jacare has been so much more successful, than someone like Roger Gracie.
His MMA game was smoothering top control, kimuras, and RNC. Thats going to be translate a lot better than someone like Roger Gracie who is a guard player, or someone like Hall who is all about those crazy sport-BJJ stuff like octopus guard and shit.
>>63985074
What the fuck?
>>63985114
>Macedonia can't get a non-landwhale that has both
>>63985106
much less athletic guys in the division will beat him if he can't handle getting punched in the face
>>63985086
Eh fuck it gonna post heem webms
I love Maia. Its glorious seeing legit high level Jiu-Jitsu working.
Also when has anyone thrown Sonnen like that? holy fuck.
>>63985101
I need to watch more of that
>>63985123
I think guard game jiu jitsu can work. We have seen guys that are really dangerous from the bottem. The problem is too big of a focus on Sport style jiu jitsu and not on the self defense stuff.
>>63985155
Chael has such shit tier BJJ defence
Wake up Rockhold
It is all over
>>63985155
I love seeing BJJ in action
Anyone got the webm of Krause tossing and choking Cruickshank? It was super smooth work by Krausie Wausie.
>>63985154
>i have a thing for girls with big asses and small tits
literally my current gf and I love it. strong taste in female body types, FYROM.
>>63985123
What about based kron?
looks like it's RHT lads
Who ere the bets pro wrestlers in mma aside from shamrok an brock?
I know pride had a lot but i couldn't tell what were japanese cans aside from wrestlers
friendly Heeminder of today's schedule.
Glory prelims (online ppv) - 1:30 pm est
Glory 26 maincard (ESPN3) 4pm est
Training Day: A look inside Serra/Longo MMA (FS1) - 7pm est: https://youtu.be/Xcf8ZRmyr9o
Bellator Prelims (spike.com) - 7pm est
Bellator maincard (spike tv) - 9pm est
>>63985227
cm punk
>>63985209
I have the misfortune of living in a macedon community. Heem yourself anyways, Yugoslav.
>>63985227
Don't meme me please he doesn't even have any fights and may never
>>63985205
>>63985247
>>63985234
i'm a retard this for you senpai
>>63985167
still doesnt make that throw or triangle set up any less impressive.
>>63985188
I wish I saw more sweeps in MMA
Maybe its because its just super hard (which I get I hate playing guard) But idk It doesnt happen as much as you think. Everyone seems to focused on subs.
also we need more cutting armbars. Fuck I love Gi grappling.
>>63985205
Hunt looks like a big bully but hes super classy. The guy was only rocked and he could have kept hitting him but didnt
Also Captcha can go fuck itself
>>63985227
Sakuraba
A lot of the old Pancrase guys.
>>63985233
oh shit whats that in Aussie Time I might need to check that out.
>>63985260
It's 12:01 pm est right now. Glory prelims start in a bong and a half.
>>63985242
>white """"people"""""" consider that a big ass
>>63985205
Reporting in!
>>63985205
Error: You must wait 2 minutes 52 seconds before posting a duplicate reply
>>63985271
ooga booga
Translators note: this means "Sorry jamal"
>>63985271
>""""
>""""""
Here's Von Flue using his namesake choke
Would you be interested if Bellator put on fights with both fighters in a gi?
>>63985270
>Glory prelims start in a bong and a half.
fuuuuck
So do I stay up all night to watch glory with you cunts or do I take a quick nap and skip the prelims?
>>63985031
is he baker?
>>63985301
Lmao did I trigger you convict?
>>63985270
got a stream 4 that lad?
>>63985313
>Guy in the crowd telling the ref he's out for like 6 seconds
>>63985314
don't know why you aren't allowed to wear whatever clothing you like desu under a certain weight and with no sharp shit on it
>demetrious johnson thinks PVZ can beat joanna
>>63985313
my first time sparring BJJ I got tapped by von flue choke because I wouldn't let go of the guillotine
>>63985320
Not at all, lad. You have google image ass, I have photos I took.
>>63985340
>tapping
>>63985337
fortunately for her she is in a division where you can get away with having no defensive boxing
>>63985345
Calm down fampai. You can enjoy your girlfriend and her pancake ass all you want, just don't tell us it's big. Cause it sure isn't.
Post fav highlights
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHVQc3nva_M
>>63985340
I forget my first tap
>>63985340
Jesus did not tap.
https://twitter.com/danawhite/status/672824328535281664
literally whom
>>63985329
No, iirc it can be tricky to find one for the prelims. The maincard should be easy to get.
>>63985367
>he doesn't know Scott
>>63985367
Scott Weiland
>>63985293
Useless fucking ref.
>>63985381
>Grunge
good riddance tbqhwyf
>>63985360
Stay fapping, Americvck
>>63985361
>tfw I actually did the same thing as Maia did at 1 40
I was so hyped. I have fallen out of practice I cant wait to get that good again
Why did this former garbage man throw the company who made him a millionaire celebrity under the bus?
>>63984866
So... American? lol nice try
>>63985070
The difference between the level of sport BJJ competitors and top MMA fighters isn't really that great.
Ryan Hall did a grappling match against Hermes Franca for example. Hall barely won. Hermes passed his guard and defended all of his leg locks, almost took the back, etc...
>>63985397
Lmao this is pathetic
comfy M1 on TV
>>63985410
xhamster search intensifies
>>63985188
Have some BJJ
>>63985396
oh shit
I've pretty much been blocked by everyone except Dana, if that day arrives I'll be forced to make a new acc
This one's neat, I think.
aldo shook /sp/ you can see it in his eyes :^)
>>63985397
literally refrigerator mode
>>63985402
Because they're a bunch of greedy, corrupt wankers?
>>63985426
N O I C E
O
I
C
E
>>63985440
what is a wanker?
so we getting in heem chat for glory?
>>63985430
OH SHIT CUTTING ARMBAR!
I love that stuff. Though I am surprised he couldn't get out of the headlock. Literally the first thing I learnt in BJJ is headlock defense.
>>63985421
>This mad his gf got called a pancake ass he's now posting pictures on an anonymous anime imageboard.
I hope she doesn't dump you cause you just might perma-heem yourself like the bitch you are.
>>63985447
You m8.
>>63985447
a jerk off
>>63985450
I have to return some videotapes
>>63985426
Is Rory MacDonald the official fighter of /heem/?
>>63985458
Sorry?
>>63985463
>>63985469
>Canadakek who get rekt by Lawler
no
When is CM Punk fighting?
>>63985451
You seem to operate in a world where girls matter. SanFran U?
>>63985469
Rockhold atm
>>63985454
Why does all British slang sound like something a 5 year old would come up with on the spot?
>>63985475
Scary squeeze. Fastest I've seen a man go out from an arm triangle.
>>63985475
>>63985272
Armbars like this are a joy to watch
>>63985482
>being shorter than a strawweight
>>63985480
I love Miller
shame he went crazy
>>63985480
>He's still responding
>>63985486
>>63985513
>tattoos
disgusting
>>63985513
have we seen a North South choke since in the UFC?
>>63985513
>>63985521
Rani Yahya got one
>>63985520
The only disgusting tatts he has are the anarchy and anti-capitalist ones.
Would you train at Team Alpha Male?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL33me6jGO4
>>63985529
every tattoo is disgusting
>>63985529
and the gook runes.
>>63985544
Whatever helps you sleep at night, John Smith.
>>63985528
I stand corrected
thats pretty neato
is there anything about subs you just cant handle? I cringe every time someone gets neck cranked.
>>63985544
>i've trained with rose before
>paige is going to kill her
>>63985563
>Shooting for a takedown without setting it up with a kick or punch
Why
>>63985562
>>63985562
pretty much had to bleach my eyes after Oliveira's calf slicer
>>63985571
its cool to see but also super fucked up
>>63985596
does that fuck up the knee or does it just hurt like a son of a bitch?
>>63985616
Fucks up the spine
Got that webm of that dude who got subbed in like 2 seconds of rd. 1 from a standing guillotine? I think it happened this year.
There are /heem/ regulars who died and we'll never know. Someone may die next week before the best mma weekend of the year.
Think about it.
>>63985623
The Calf Sliver?
>>63985616
goes straight to the ligaments pham, you can prob get away with it for a few seconds, but a Paul Harris tier duration would pretty much end your career
>>63985616
neck crank, spine twist, can fuck up the knee as well. Edgy Brah did em a lot
Honey!, I'm home!
>>63985637
What dude thats a twister
What time do the fights start?
>>63985411
link to stream pls
>>63985643
>>63985623
>>63985650
maybe you should actually watch the fucking webm he replied to
>>63985641
>>63985643
>>63985650
the guy posting mentioned the calf slicer. Which can fuck up your knee. I know leglocks and neck cranks fuck you up
>>63985655
Maybe i should heem you, you fucking kek
>>63985596
what sub is the most painful? kneebars and leglocks looks very hard
>>63985662
i don't speak autism does anyone know what time the fights start tonight?
>>63985669
anything to the knee if done right, not only severe agony at the time but it's long lasting as well
>>63985665
mmm yeah let's try that Abdul
>>63985669
Frankie Edgar did a horrible neck crank recently, i imagine that hurts
>>63985653
http://oklivetv.com/boec-tv-live/
fat grapplin
>>63985698
this.... is the power of MMA
>>63985636
i was literally thinking about this earlier.
what if your heart just stops before 194?
better pray there's a heaven and it gets ufc ppv's for free.
>>63985698
>being so fat you knock over the ref by bumping into him
>>63985707
>what if your heart just stops before 194?
people would probably blame Dana
>>63985694
thanks lad
have some bunda
>>63984956
Are these types of slavic countries really as dreadful as they seem in these videos?
Anyone ever learn random shit from watching fights or matches that instantlly clicks?
I learned this guard pass from watching Palhares, and its one of my highest percentage guard passes immediately.
>>63985735
that's terrifying. at 11sec the guy looks like his neck is broken
>>63985691
wew lad
>>63985735
I was waiting for them to declare him dead in the ring
