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SUMMER OF CRICKET EDITION

West Indies 243 & 7/125
Cricket Australia XI 444
West Indies trail by 76 runs with 3 wickets remaining

IND vs SAF
1st Innings
India 334
South Africa 0/27
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>>63981722
>West Indies trail by 76 runs with 3 wickets remaining

>they're going to lose by an innings to lads who do it for >free

wew this series is going to be fun
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Got an email from Home Timber and Hardware today
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>>63981741
What about?
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gf snapped this cheeky pic of me today at the beach aha
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lads everytime i try and open fallout 4 my foxtel go stream ends and i cant listen to the cricket in the background

this is giving me the shits
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>>63981737
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>>63981747
Just keeping me up to date on whats in stock
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Garold Reporting in
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what can we do to make cricket popular in the US?

having some street shitters attract more street shitters at a few baseball stads didn't help
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>>63981799
based ESM spotted
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>>63981799

kill babe ruth
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>>63981799
Domestic T20 comp with actual young players
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>>63981799
showing big, important matches on TV and having commentators explain what the fuck is happening and what everything means
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>>63981799
Literally nothing, cricket is the ultimate expression of colonialism, which BSAs despise. It's also too cerebral for the masses, and uprooting sports as ingrained as American Football is virtually impossible impossible

Developing nations like Afghanistan and Nepal or countries with a more recent British legacy like Ireland are the only places where it will grow
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>>63981826
>>63981817
how are you gonna get Fox or anyone to show it though

maybe i should try to become rich and buy a few hours of primetime ABC (should cost like $50 million?) , get those Tendulkar Warney teams together and have a T20 match
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reminder every time Reality Check stops posting follows a period of mass bans from mods
reminder Reality Check claims to own a dynamic IP, but it's clear he runs out of unbanned proxies on a regular basis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKCpPWEvZJ0

>ywn live in the Gong
>ywn surf everyday without worries
>ywn get to watch the world's greatest cricket team do it's thing

why fucking live
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>>63981867
I live in the /gong/ and its pretty much heaven. Heading out for a pissup now
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who /freo/ here lads?

going to Cicerellos with the blokes before we head over to the Newport Hotel
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>>63981899
That's what it looks like, man. Great weather, no pretentiously rich people, beach, not too far from big city, etc.

I wish I was Australian
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>>63981917

grass is always greener

there's probably half a dozen places like that in commiefornia
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>>63981839
I believe NBC showed the Rugby World Cup, so I don't think it'd be out of the realm of possibility they would show cricket.
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>>63981938
I live in pic related in Commiefornia, but there's a lot of overly rich douches
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>>63981941
It did, I watched the RWC final on NBC

But that was on very early in the morning (like 7-8AM Cali time), not prime viewing hours.
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>>63981941
Apparently they used to show fucking AFL of all things back in the day too
Still, I can't see cricket getting any viewership though.
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>>63981941
>>63981950
Why did the USA have to be special snowflakes and break away from Cricket/Rugby? Imagine the shitposting in an AUS/USA test match
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>>63981955
I get the AFL and NRL but it's always on obscure channels

I also get a 24/7 cricket channel that's showing the test right now, but I have to pay extra every month for it

My neighbors are recent transplants from Melbourne, I should go ask them how they're watching shit (if they are)
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>>63981957
Anti-English sentiment from the revolution
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>>63981957

if USA played cricket instead of baseball there wouldn't be an international cricket scene like there is now. it would still exist but it'd be second fiddle to the cricket version of the MLB

and honestly America would smash us in kucket just because of their nogs.

The Windies are a 3rd world shithole, only have 4 million nogs and they were virtually untouchable for a decade and a half. America has 10x that many nogs, has money and is organised enough not to constantly chimp out like the Windies do.
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>>63981955

t20 could work

but America doesn't have any suitable grounds.

If two real teams played in those baseball "stadiums" it would be a joke
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>>63981965
>My neighbors are recent transplants from Melbourne

I'm so sorry
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>>63981799
1. Get a florida team in the CPL
2. Get some b-tier baseball wannabes to learn the game
3. NO FUCKING INDIANS
4. Name the team "THE AMERICAN AMERICANS" or something (as in it represents america not just florida)
5. Rape up in that comp because CPL a shit
6. Everyone bandwagons because they're winning

done desu fuck I'm a genius
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>>63982009
I don't really talk to them ever, they're accountants of some sort

The dad of the family seems like a pretty cool guy, he's a bit chubby but seems outgoing. Only interaction I've had with them is when he asked me to get their mail for them for a few days when they went out to the desert to go dune buggying
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>>63981957
because we are special snowflakes
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Is Kyle Abbott related to notorious murderer Sean Abbott?
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>>63982037
Nah just friends
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Got an email from Woolworths today
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>>63982051
What about?
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LITERALLY BSA: THE THREAD
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just oiled my bat lads
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>>63981722
Who is this Cement Dement?
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racial quotas seem to be working out for South Africa
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>>63982057
Just keeping me updated on Woolworths rewards and specials
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>>63982051
I like this meme
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>>63982059

You should be happy we are interested in this sport mate.

Everyone in the world watches it. You're not a secret club or anything
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>Curries losing their minds in the stands because ABDV is coming in

Makes me laugh every time, the Indian team are literally being kucked by their own fans
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>>63982065
Oiled my bat 3 times today already. Might need an extra oiling tonight
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ok sorry for talking too much about America, I am an Aussieboo and wish the whole world could be Australia

sorry

god bless
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>>63982081
I'm sorry if I don't believe you but I refuse to believe you're not a curry

post timestamp and I will pander as hard and as fast as anyone else

But like seriously if you're a real american how did you even get into cricket that seems impossible
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Got an email from Cricket Australia today
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>>63982083
Be sure to work it into the splice lad, that dries out the fastest
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Dear Walkgod, I am a autist just like you.
I like to shitpost, and you are my favourite shitposter.
When I grow up, I want to be just like you.
My question for you is, I am a good kid, and I like to play, and I like to go to school, but sometimes I get sad.
What do you do when you get sad? How do you not be sad?
Sincerely, BoJack.
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>>63982100
what about?
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>>63982094
Shut the fuck up cunt and don't post in this thread anymore.
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>>63982097
I am not that guy but another American into cricket

Here is my hand
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>>63982104
Just welcoming me to the Cricket Australia family after signing up for an account
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>>63982100
lmao I get those, I used a fake name so you cunts can't trace me, and it's all "Thanks, Dank MayMay, for being a member of Australia's Cricket Familyâ„¢"
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>>63982116
looks a little fat lads
he checks out
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>>63982116
>that wrist
put down the fork, porky
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Friendly reminder to sign up & join the /cric/ BBL Fantast group

http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/?p=register&group_code=284177
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>>63982132
>>63982133
yeah I am a bit chubby, 6'5" (1.95 meters) 180 lb (81 kg)
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>>63982134
should i join with facebook?
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>>63982135
Your wrist doesn't get that bloated at that weight and height, m8.
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i'd fuck the shit out of nicole kidman lads
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Ireland > Murrica

Discuss
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>>63982137
It doesnt post anything and no one can dox you, so iot doesnt matter
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>>63982139
Maybe 20 years ago
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>>63982138
are my wrists really that big? im not lying on my height/weight
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>>63982097

>Cricket is a sekret club

I watched this game when I was living in Europe. Moved back to Burgerland.

No, I don't poo in the streets and I'm not a god damned Paki.

I just enjoy this comfy sport, and plan on seeing the local CC match in My Town USA this Sunday. I'll try not to converse with the local Pakis if I can.
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>>63982152
Look pretty Indian tbqh lad
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>>63982152
>12/4/2015

Its not April anymore you sped
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>>63982164
agreed, he looks like a north Indian
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>>63982152
>StreetFoodM8.jpg
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>>63982152
Nah dude it's cool I actually really want americans that aren't brown to get into cricket because it's seriously repetitive with just us, the brown people, brits and ausfailians

It's just a bit hard to believe at times. I do know a bunch of americans who moved here that are big into it, and honestly (and I'm not joking), the guy who was a big part of getting me into cricket when I was small was american.

PS add to faces of /cric/ pls
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>>63982151
holy shit I hope that's your ankle
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>>63982165
solid banter

amerifats and their archaic date system btfo
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>>63982152
You can't avoid Indians and Pakis if you want to into cricket pal. Get with the times, cricket is >our sport now, we run this shit.
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>>63982152
Thought it was Shahid Afridi for a second
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>>63982152
Too bad that you will always be considered either a hipster or a total loser for following cricket.
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>>63982152
Failcons hat?
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>>63982152
>even the americlaps on here are skinnier than me
at least i'll never be lexplorer
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Guise add me on facebook

fb.com/aj.ax.121
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allah does not smile upon this man
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>>63982171
Going overboard with the pandering daniel

South Africa and Zimbabwe have plenty of Anglos too
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Wrote that Bradman was better than Tendulkar (which is fucking obvious to anyone with half a brain) on ICC Facebook page and got this message from multiple people
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>>63982195
There wasn't a single fucking word of pandering in that post you moronic fucknut, use your fucking brain and understand what words actually mean before you blurt them out like an autistic child.
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>AMLel
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>>63982204
SALTY: THE POST
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>>63982204
>daniel calling anyone an autistic child
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>>63982199
I saw some curry praise Sehwag and decry Smith for his poor technique in the same post
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>>63982195
Are Afrikaans people considered Anglo too?
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>>63982214
Sehwag's technique is literally flawless next to le flappy bat man
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>>63982199
It says God Bless You in Hindi.
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>>63982164
>>63982165
>>63982167

You're just Assblasted that a BSA actually enjoys your stick ball. Don't worry, I'll come and visit NZ next month and fuck your sister. We all know they love us ;^)

Also, Anglo master race.

>>63982171
Glad to see that cricket is at least recognized over here. It was rad when the CSA match played at dodgers stadium. Wish it would happen more.

>>63982176
I know, I think you guys are alright.

>>63982182
Everyone gives me shit for it. Oh well.

>>63982185
Chargers. SoCal native. I hate my life.
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>>63982219
At least Smith can use his feet properly instead of memeswell tier fishing
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>>63982231
>meme shot on 0 during a batting collapse
Literally memeswell tactics
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COLLAPSE
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>>63982239
Not meant to be a reply
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PLESSIS PLS
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>>63982229
What site does this?
Genuinely interested in tracing my family history
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Didn't get any emails today lads
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>>63982250
23 and meme mate
what /pol/ uses to prove they're pure aryan
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>>63982250
23andme

You spit into a bottle and it does it based on genetics (you mail it to em), costs 100 USD I think
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What language do the South Africans speak on the field?
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>>63982261
English

Afrikaans is used mostly for slang
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>>63981941
pretty sure that was just the final though. I think USAs matches might have been shown as well

>>63981955
I don't watch ESPN anymore, but they used to show afl pretty regularly a couple years ago, not sure if they still do

>>63981982
thanks for understanding your inferiority
but even our whites would wreck your shit
caribbean nig nogs, from the much larger population bases of DR and Cuba, are pretty good for their size, but they still don't even come close to competing with white Americans in MLB.
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>>63982261
They speak South African obviously
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>>63982259
>>63982260
Is it just me or does this sound like a total fucking scam

And anyway I can trace my family history just through books written about our family history? Oh what's that? Your family wasn't important enough to write books about themselves?

KEK
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statscunt on suicide watch
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>>63982250

23andme.com

It's a genetics lab out of Canada, pretty popular in the states. Not sure if they can ship overseas, but I don't see why not since it's a crowdsourced genetics testing site.

You input your medical history, family history etc and it consolidates it into the database.

Also tells you if you have a chance of cancer, diabetes, Parkinson etc. since they are genetically transferred diseases. Costs $200 burgerbucks. Not a bad investment IMO
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Got an email from Dick Smith today
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>>63982152
>12th of April

kek

KEK

K E K
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>>63982284
what about?
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>>63982279
>Canada

It's literally based a few miles from my house near San Francisco senpai
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>>63982284
Same here lad
The dickopolypse was the highlight of the retail year
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>>63982285
wait, do foreigners actually do this, say today is the 4th of december"?
when they can just say "today is december 4th"?
it saves 2 whole words
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>>63982297
We say both, 4th of December is the correct format but December 4 is faster
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>>63982303
ok, well we just write it the way that it's most conveniently spoken
not really a big deal desu

the imperial system is pretty retarded though tbf
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>south african cricket fans
JUST
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>>63982204
Hi Daniel
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>>63982297
4th December sounds fine

But like who cares how you say it out loud writing it down and putting month before day and then year after is OBJECTIVELY retarded
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SA BTFO

Fucking hell. India is killing it. Never really watch these guys, but this is just impressive.
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>>63982335
shut up NZee, no one cares what you think
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>five matches
>average: 7.20
>highest score: 15
>bats at 7

wew
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>>63982335

And driving on the left is not OBJECTIVELY retarded?
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>>63982347
No it's not. There is no legitimate argument for one or the other.

PS fuck that Duminy ball was fire

>>63982343
bit rude lad
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>>63982337
Mostly homebabbism, no one can beat India on their strange pitches, but India suck overseas as a result
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>>63982347
mate its like the water going down the sink backwards in the southern hemisphere
it just works family
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>>63982358
> no one can beat India on their strange pitches
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Literally not a single poster in this thread was here before 2013
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>>63982358

That's hilarious that their shitty AF pitches actually affect the match, but makes total sense. For once their poverty actually helps something.

kek
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>>63982365
>being proud of being on 4chan for ages
>being proud of being a poster who was once underage
>being proud of being on 4chan over the age of 20
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>>63982365
based joshy
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>>63982370
They make them shitty on purpose, although I suppose it's easier for them
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>>63982372

>I've been here since 2005
>Never missed a year
>Started when I was 17
>Now 27
>What am I doing with my life? I'm sharing bantz with autists on /cric/ Need to reassess some things.

Also, what the fuck is up with this shitty Reliance Text-to-speech commercial?
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>>63982372
>wasting the supposed "best years" of your "life" pandering to big strong americans and pretending to be depressed on 4chan for attention
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>Using FourChan over the age of twenty
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>>63982398

fix that tie. That knot is so fucking big and red furries and ur mum are getting an erection.
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>>63982370
It's more the environment tbf

Subcontinent pitches age badly and crack easily, which makes it a spinners' paradise, while you'll only get turn on day 3 onwards on other pitches.
Meanwhile, Australian and South Afican pitches are naturally fast and bouncy, while Pee Pooland and England have greener pitches and damp air, causing lots of swing.

Teams are generally only used to playing on their own pitches, which is why Australia and South Africa have some of the fastest bowlers in the world but struggle against spin and swing, while England and New Zealand "fast" bowlers average 20 kph less and focus on ball movement. It makes cricket one of the biggest homebabbism sports of all time, but it's unavoidable for an international competition like this
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>>63982411
Lad, that's England's manlet
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>>63982398
I'm a fresh off the boat 16 year old newcunt from reddit who talks to Australian cricketers on twitter and calls them by their first names: the post.
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Notice me Daniel.
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>>63982419

Thanks for that family. I love inside sport info. And it makes perfect sense when you think about it.
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>>63982426
>he doesn't dnm with Davey
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>>63982435
Hi GOATistic Elitespouter
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>>63982419
Now THIS is pandering, for the gentleman earlier in the thread who didn't know what it was. Not necessarily a bad thing, but sometimes (like this) a touch unnecessarily
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>>63982441
Posted this in the last thread. Not your autistic Australian friend.
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>>63982442
this

Occasionally you'll get one of those newfriends who isn't aware that you get bullied for unironic pandering, who makes a multi-paragraph post in response to a Big Strong Foreigner. Reminds me of the days where every single American post in /cric/ was met with such posts, before pandering was laughed at.
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>>63982435
he died m8
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>>63982449
>he unironically lives in that muslim hellhole
my condolences family
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>>63982442
No Daniel, this is me flexing my muscular cricket brain to gain /cric/ e-cred for my deep knowledge of the game
Your begging for BSAs to watch and enjoy our sport IS pandering
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>>63981774
omg she is literally perfect
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>watching cricket unironically
why
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Got a text message from centrelink today
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>>63982451
Pandering isn't necessarily bad, if the BSAs are asking good questions, but posts like this >>63982419 are literally just spewing shit that anyone who has spent five minutes looking into cricket should know. Not once did the American ITT imply that he was a freshcunt who knew nothing, nor ask any questions, so that entire post was just uncalled for garbage.
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>>63982449
Its the 4th you sped
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>>63982458
>he considered that post to be "flexing his muscular cricket brain"
HOLY FUCKING KEK
You just confirmed yourself as a seething summer of cricket casual.

Literally E V E R Y O N E in cricketing nations is aware of the environmental factors you mentioned, it is now "deep knowledge". It is very much Fox Sports tier entry-level observations.

Stay casual.
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>>63982442
>>63982458
Both of your "poosts" were completely dripping with pandering

kiss your respective sisters
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Why are you fags so angry that Americans want to watch this game? Seriously honest.

Do you really hate us all that much? Because it's hilarious how salty you autists are.
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>ashwin no wickets

Is he, dare I say it, being exposed?
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>>63982475
BIG
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>>63982466
about what?
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>>63982475
>salty
Walkcunt detected
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>>63982471
That was LITERALLY the joke you dumb fuck
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>>63982453
rip Daniel
>>63982456
It's ok mate, I'll be off to Canada in a few months for University.
>>63982468
Posted it yesterday, can't bother taking another photo
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>>63982467

... I appreciated it. Casuals like me have a lot to learn. Never thought I know everything that's going on.
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>>63982483
No, he's an e-""""sports"""" fan who unironically refers to himself as a gamer.
That is why he used the term "salty", gamer kiddies who are literal losers who get abused at home and beat up at school LOVE using that word.
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>>63982475
It's anger at pandering to Big Strong Americans, not anger at americans
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>>63982481
Got an appointment in a few weeks
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>>63982493
I guess that's why Walkcunt had such an affinity for the word too.
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>>63982493
G O O S E
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S
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>>63982473
Pandering is when you explain shit to casuals when they don't really need anything explained to them.

Or, going needlessly out of your way to spoonfeed said casuals with shit.

I realise you're baiting but just wanted to make sure you understand what the word means in this context.

>>63982475
I'm not angry, as I said earlier I like the diversity. And, let's not forget, the fact that you're watching this game makes you less casual than 90% of the australians here.
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>>63982493

k
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>>63982475
Then watch it. Don't ask stupid and easily google'd questions purely as an attention-seeking mechanism.

This LITERALLY what attention-seeking women do. They will engage in something that is not popular among women, and ask stupid questions for attention from the men who will eagerly respond because "OMG ITS A GURL XD".
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>>63982501
Try opening a dictionary dan
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>>63982501
>I'm not angry, as I said earlier I like the diversity. And, let's not forget, the fact that you're watching this game makes you less casual than 90% of the australians here.
Literally pandering: the line
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>seppo americans in MY cricket thread
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>>63982510
>Then watch it. Don't ask stupid and easily google'd questions purely as an attention-seeking mechanism.
Literally point to a single time in the last week in which an american has done this. You're literally deluded mate, that hasn't happened in ages.
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Based Ishant Sharma gets a wicket.
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>less than 10,000 expected for the first test over the five days

I wonder why
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>>63982514
>MY

Fuck off you literal shitcunt you're a casual and you know if you can't claim ANY sort of ownership of this community. You fucking ruined a huge aspect of it and you should literally just fuck off and die please

And don't pretend it's not you you're the only kiwi ITT other than me, go fuck yourself cunt.
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>>63982526
>daniel saying this unironically
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>>63982526
>seppo daniel in MY cricket thread
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>>63982512
>>63982513
>FSCs in charge of education

>>63982530
>>63982531
>LE U ARE LE DANEL XDXDXXDX
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>>63982525
The capacity is only 16000 and its still a week away. Just talk-back radio tier complaining
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Got a email from Bunnings today
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Got an email from convict today
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>>63982541
What about?
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Got an inbox from Ivan today
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>>63982541
What about?

>>63982544
What about?
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>>63982541
>>63982544

What about?
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>>63982547
walkcunt detected
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Will Kohli enforce the follow on?
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>>63982550
>>63982556
I am employee of the month
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Who /dohohobigmarn/ here
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Read my first post again you angry little twat:
>>63982370

I didn't realize the pitch effects a match that much, but I looked into it and it's actually a conversation that's been had before.

http://www.economist.com/blogs/gametheory/2012/12/home-advantage-cricket

So yeah, you're right. I just never thought to research it before.

So thanks, but you're still kind of a cunt.
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>>63982558
William Kohli, also known as Bill, is a Managing Director and Co-Head of Fixed Income at Putnam Investment Management m9
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Got an email from Mitre10 today
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>>63982538
>over the five days
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>"Daddy, what was /cric/ like before New Zealand poasters started posted in droves?"
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>>63982572
>still hopelessly clinging onto the glory days

It's over m8

We run this shit now
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>>63982569
Going out of business email?
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>>63982556
>>63982550
he asked me not to post photos of his kids
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>>63982570
Implying anyone actually buys tickets to days 4 and 5 before knowing if it will go that long
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Got an email from reddit today
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Got an email today
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I was about to go into the A-league thread to congratulate them on their "crowds".

Then I noticed there was no A-league thread

KEK, what an irrelevant "spoort"
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Got an email from Supre' today
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let's start circulating the term "summercunt" lads
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De GOATiers
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>>63982590
summercunt: the post
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>>63982582
>>63982583
>>63982585
What about lads?
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>>63982592

fair
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dragana will die
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>>63982594
Just keeping me updated on summer trends and specials
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>>63982590
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/daniel
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>>63982594
Congratulating me on reaching 100k reddit karma
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>>63982590
PANDERING TIME

>got an email
part of a REALLY REALLY FUNNY trend in which someone says something off topic, then repeats it every thread until it becomes a shitty joke for about an hour

See also
>oven grilled cheese
>big poo
>kek, where did all the poo peelanders go

>daniel
who cares he's dead now
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Got a letter in the mailbox today
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Just got an email from a Nigerian Prince
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>>>/v/318886346
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>>63982606
Let me try

>I got a telegram on my patio tonight.

Nevermind, that was fucking terrible. You're right, Americans suck.
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>>63982619
What did he say?
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>>63982615
What about?
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>>63982623
There's no point arguing that on /v/.
They are all literal nerd loser virgins who like to use the term e-""""""sports"""""" because it makes them feel less pathetic about their hobby of watching competitive video gaming.
Badmouthing it on there is pointless as it's just a giant hugbox and they'll come out and defend each other blindly.
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>>63982637
Im 2 months behind on rent
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>>63982629
My assistance is requested as a non-Nigerian citizen to assist the Nigerian National Petroleum Company. Seems on the level
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Is Shane Waughner related to World Waughner II?
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Is David Warner related to Candice Warner?
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Is Ivy Mae Warner related to Sonny Bill Williams?
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>>63982677
kek
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Anyone out there dumb enough not to have Meme Memeswell in their BBL Fantasy team??

Youre dreaming if so
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>>63982677
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>these fucking willow ads that have the exact same shot hit sample for every single clip in the montage
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>>63982686
>A meme player for a meme competition based around a meme tournament of a meme iteration of a meme sport

Perfection
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>>63982686
BBL?
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Whos next lads?
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rip sith iffica
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>>63982710
Is Matt Henjak related to failed NRL coach Ivan Henjak?
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>>63982710

Ainsley with the evoo
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Just so you know Adelaide Strikers are taking the Big Meme League seriously this year with the signing of Jake Mememan and getting not one, but two alcohol sponsors on board. I am pumped.

http://www.adelaidestrikers.com.au/news/lehmann-and-thirsty-camel-sign-on/2015-12-04
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>>63982770

Pollard is kill

Adelaide will finish 7th. Only Brismeme are worse
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>>63982770
Is Darren Lehmann related to his son, Jake Lehmann?
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Guess what it is
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>>63982777

The Bull didn't do jack shit for us last year. We'll do fine and then choke under the slightest hint of pressure. It's the way all team who's home ground is Adelaide oval play.

>>63982784

I think Charlemange got involved somewhere. Maybe.
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>>63982790

lol m8 you've got no batsman (what is Hodge now, 93?), your bowlers are extremely average aswell

you've lost Botha who was one of your more useful players last year

As I said, only Brismeme have a worse squad than you. Actually arguably Pisspain are better because they have a cpuple of decent internationals. >You only have ratshit
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>>63982790
>us
Are you 12th man?
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>>63982623

>>>/v/318887661
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Execute all muslims.
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execute all croatian asians living in queensland
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poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
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>>63982811

I'm Jason Gillespie m8

>>63982807

Yeah, losing Botha will fuck us in a variety of way, but that no-fun Christian fuck was no proper fit for the West End Draught™ Adelaide Strikers bought to you by Thirsty Camel® ...Thirsty? (drink responsibly). Still got Ludeman, Brad Hodge and a few others. Not that the traditional good qualities of batters has ever had any direct effect on the results of T20 games.
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Reminder that Serbs are the master race and if you are not Serb, you are literally a retarded subhuman piece of shit who should be executed.
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I'm glad that based Joshy Reynolds knows that 'Execute all muslims' is another elite meme courtesy of the brilliant mind of Ivan.

>LE SAXON XDXD

Fuck you and kill yourself.
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