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>Canadian finishing edition
Puckers getting BTFO subedition
Previous thread: >>63962497
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Good edition.
I also made a thread but I think it cancelled in time.
MetaKnight surreal.
air god plz help me with 2 goals in the tigres - toluca game
>tfw no greek gf
>missed pen
why
who's hyped for tomorrow's philippines matches?
>>63976531
Sssshhhh if the daytime shitposters get word they may invade and ruin the comfy train
>>63976556
they have to sleep early, wageslaves muy obey their jewish overlords
>>63976573
TICK
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>>63976556
worms will be having -ev nights out on diluted club vodka , i am anticipating an incredibly comfy night, make sure to take a nap during the day to stay fresh xoxo
Just woke up, wtb?
LOL GREEN BAY
MetaKnight SURREAL
>>63977805
how much you up lad
>that Hail Mary to make the Packers cover
Surreal.
BETA KNIGHT SO SHREWD
MK does it again
the only time I could follow metaknight's tips was the infamous dota match of a couple weekends ago
why me
>>63978461
I only ever followed one dota tip but it won.
>>63978461
Don't think the packers ml can be considered a tip.
>>63979217
I don't follow endemyc american sports
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Nice, Canada. Was definitely sweaty.
sometimes when I'm bored I try to find the longest streak of different flags in those threads
last night we had a lot for the philippines match
I think it was me, canada, us, brits, denmark, dominican, straya, belgium and I don't remember if slovak was here too but we can pretend he did
the age of dank betposting with yuros (and co.) feels comfy as hell
>>63976531
Whats the bet in the Phillipines
>>63980381
overs
hopefully bookies are as clueless as yesterday
>>63980412
woke up from my drunken haze to bet on phillipines tfw
Lads, lads, lads. Let's just say Christmas came early this year with that miracle green bay TD.
For my next tip:
MVP @ 3.25 over 4CL in 2 hours (dota star series)
This MVP team is basically team Korea. They put together this team in a rush (combination of MVP.Hot6 and MVP.Pheonix), and they got off to a slow start in the tournament. They are starting to gel quite nicely, though, and could definitely upset these clover lads. They are coming off a big win against Vega 2-0. Main concern for them is their drafting strategy. If they get outdrafted by too much they will be goners.
I'm parlaying MVP with Secret @ 1.13 and Virtus Pro @ 1.41
Hopefully I've been a good lad, and Santa will continue to bless my bets despite posting them on /bet/.
Yours truly,
MetaKnight
>>63980665
you better be right nerdlinger
>shoot 45 % from the 3 all season
>go 0-9 from the 3 the one time theres actual value
>the absolute fucking state of paul george
>>63980665
how long do these matches last
>tfw jew365 forced a permanent self exclusion on me
>tfw it's the only instant live betting bookie in Aus because of our cuk phone betting only laws
>>63981200
>>tfw jew365 forced a permanent self exclusion on me
why?
>>63981223
got a bit greedy after a good winning streak
>>63981200
whats the justification for phone betting laws?
>>63981233
so what were your losses?
and why would they exclude you? are they obligated to do that by law or something?
Still looking for my head
>>63981256
chec me music out
>>63981241
i dont know for certain but match/spotfixxing live from the ground would be my guess
forcing people to call up wastes time and you'd lose any advantage from being at the ground
there is some indian cunt who got banned from the SCG because he was going to BBL games and betting on shit live before it updated on 365 and making a killing
>>63981254
went from $9000 to $1500, probably they are by law
>>63981309
was all of that $9k winnings from your earlier winning streak though or does that include money you deposited?
>tfw finished work for the week
>tfw time to bet on obscure sports and watch the play-by-play on bet365
>>63981282
what kind of stuff did he bet on live? corners and stuff like that or outright goals?
>>63981408
cricket lad, SCG=Sydney Cricket Ground
and fall of wicket
>go to game
>see dismissal
>bet on it occurring before x amount of runs before it updates
I don't know why you dumbcunts bet on soccer, that sport is so dependent on luck. Cricket (tests anyway) is far more predictable if you know what you're doing.
There is a game on atm, but it's too 50/50 to bet on atm but I'll have a look at it after India bring their spinners on. But it's only day 2 and the ball is already playing tricks. Day 4 will be a goldmine.
Does bet365 have an option to see everything starting soon? Centrebet has it but I can't find a next 6hours sort of thing on 365.
>>63981496
schedule tab between "multi view" and "my bets"
>>63981463
>p-please notice our sport Big Strong Foreigners
Pathetic
>>63981521
>implying /bet/ gives a shit what sport they are staking on
these cunts would bet on Papuan kabadi if they thought there was money in it
fuck off back to your containment general
how about panthers to keep winning but to rest everyone in week 17?
>>63981516
oh. cheers bro. The option only comes up in the Live Play screen. Was looking mostly on the main screen.
>>63981537
>t-there's money in it, I s-swear!
Know your sister lad
>>63981563
kick your socks, memespouter
>>63981537
>Papuan kabadi
sounds intriguing where can i bet on this
Is under in goals the bet for the Sydney match, aussie cunts?
>>63981766
>cunts
This is very rude, don't post thing like that if you want the help of a muscular AusGOD
>>63981795
I'm just trying to fit in and impress everybody, pls forgive me.
>>63981766
It's gonna end 3-0
>>63981815
newcastle is the value, A league casual
>>63981952
we'll see mate
>>63981960
>>63981952
Over 1.5 real value desu aussie friends
>>63981970
>$1.25
>>63981970
Both teams to score is the real VALUE
>>63981960
Draw no bet was 5.50 on Sportsbet. Jets have had some really strong showings this year. Sydney not in form at all. Not saying jets are a lock but 5.50 dnb is absolute value
Still can't believe how much money I've lost
>>63982240
how much you lost m80?
>>63982263
Thousands, heads gone
>>63982270
I think i know the feeling, once lost 11k on the poker table when i had the nuts on the flop. Chin up, you will feel better tomorrow
>tfw you tip -13 when in your head you wanted to tip +13 for the other team
Shit Efrica are collapsing lads
get money on Piedt being dismissed if you can
I fucking told you lads
>>63982656
Nice win, I couldn't be fuarked ringing up to bet live reeeee.
Got any other tips for the weekend?
Convince not to place a retirement bet on this
>>63982703
full bankroll
>>63982681
Wait till South Africa's second innings, they will collapse just as hard as this esxpecially with this pitch deteriorating and India's spinners turning it square.
You'll want money on Bavuma & Vilas in particular getting out for low scores. Elgar aswell once Ashwin comes on to bowl. I'd have got all of them this innings but I was out for 30 fucking minutes and missed it.
I'll be betting on it myself as long as I'm not working Sunday arvo (SA 2nd innings will prob be tomorrow night and go into Sunday depending on how much of a total India want to set) so I'll just post tips as I'm going.
>>63982703
GOOD bet.
Ipswich have lost once at home all season so I guess they are due another loss soon.
>>63982721
reckon the over might be better? NEED 3 bets (for today) in my accy for those tasty odds
Where can i see odds in Asia?
>>63982749
tears
>>63982764
helpful
>>63982772
ASIAN ODDS 88
>>63982776
>Scotland
need Maccabi Yafo Kabilio atleast to draw
took myjava-skalica o3.5 @2.75, mainly because i expected a nice match, home offense clicking atm, away side rock bottom, overs goldmine on the road, last match before the winter break etc.
10 minuts later bookies shit their pants and close the markets, coral still open @2.65, shaking for an overs fix
>>63983129
It's on 365 @2.75 at the moment
>>63983129
nevermind that, checked a few bookies manually and it seems like it's just oddsportal trolling me
FEASTING
>>63982776
>>63983182
How much was staked on the o1.5?
>Newnes
Looking forward to getting stuck into Sandown today
What are your thoughts on this?
>>63982288
>nce lost 11k on the poker table when i had the nuts on the flop
that's literally not possible though
>>63983418
i dont speak nazi
>>63983441
What if someone hits a flush of a suit you arnt holding
Upcoming large
>>63983491
>i'm sure he only got a total of 8 odds for that accy with stoke, agf, academica and lazio
fuck off, yeah?
>>63983523
Szeged U19 +3.25, don't really understand the price here given the mutuals, they might have the wrong Szeged. Home team won 3-0 earlier in the season but are missing a few from that game and with just 2 subs in this match.
>>63983553
Home team look pretty strong, all regulars + they had no subs for the 3-0.
>>63983553
>>63983603
Mutuals support a 4 goal win desu
tears
Is +3.5 a large or not?
Getting near impossible to find "soccerway" bets in these kinds of leagues. Much harder than compared to even a few months ago. Algorithm or the trader must have changed.
>>63983553
>drift
>>63983662
This league has always been priced up on league table as far as I know, the only bets have come from teamsheets
>>63983662
>Euan can't find bubblegum bets never mind beat asia
pmsl
>>63983665
twitchers.
>>63983683
Welcome back
>+3.75
Joke tbqh, home team have went downhill this season going off their last 4 results
>>63983671
There is a difference between being priced up from the table, and being priced up well. It used to be leagues like this would be from the table, but occasionally have glaring misprices to the people who could find the tables. Now, it is very rare.
>>63983677
One guy said +3.25 was a large, one guy said it was a 4 goal win, and now it is +3.75. If that doesnt show that the bets are harder to find than before, I dont know what does.
>>63983509
the nuts are the winning hand bY ddefinition. you can't have the nuts and lose
>>63983710
It shows that there is someone on who constantly tries to put people off bets for some reason, + is a clear bet here
>>63983710
>one game priced well means every game in this division is priced well
At this stage in the season games are priced well unless something extraordinary happens (u19 players promoted to first team, u17 players come in) barring team news games will be priced well. Early in the season games are priced poorly as teams with an easy start are overrated and vice versa. Don't see your point
>>63983748
Have to agree, I don't see how you can find value simply from looking at a table if that's how the games priced up, you'd need team news or a limited number of games having already been played
>>63983734
It's priced well, mutuals suggest 3/4 goal win and nothing in teams, 2 subs not an issue
>>63983748
This, Euan clueless
>>63983767
Please just have sex you dullard, you aren't fooling anyone. What do you get out of being a lying arse?
Twitchers SEETHING, shrewdies DREAMING
>>63983748
Literally the point I'm making. The original tip wasnt based on the team.
>>63983767
slip of you smacking -1.5?
baka desu senpai
West Ham @ 9 is THE mainstream bet of the weekend.
>Wayne Rooney, Marcos Rojo, Phil Jones and Ander Herrera all out injured
>West Ham have already beaten 4 of the big 5 (3 of which away from home like this game) this season and will want the clean sweep
>>63983821
>No payet
>Implying no Rooney is a bad thing
>No Rojo not a starter in ages.
>Herrera again sub
>>63983831
>>No Rojo not a starter in ages.
He started against PSV you numpty
>>63983182
stop posting this ugly creep
Where did people get on the +?
>>63983929
Supperlenny had +4EH @ 1.8
>>63983929
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>>63983962
Zzz
>>63983972
Cheers, just had a 365 limited need to open new accounts
>>63983993
He isn't lying tbf
Can't pass up a small on Mumbai SW @ 9.00 when they're dominating play and creating chances.
Before the bet wins, please tell me the mutuals which suggest this wouldn't be a 3 goal win. Thanks in advance.
>>63984033
surreal
>>63984033
Boom.
>>63984147
Pmsl at how much of a muppet you are, please have sex and stop putting people off world bets. Thanks in advance.
*tips fedora* everything suggests a 4 goal win
>>63984168
Great response, idiot.
Let's look at Szeged's last three games shall we
W 2-0 v a side Homdez beat 6-1
W 6-1 v a side Homdez beat 10-0
L 7-0 v a side Homdez drew 0-0 with
Great mutuals for the +... not!
Wish people would trip
>>63984201
Conveniently missing out the last 3 Hodmez games there pal
>L 7-0 v a side Homdez drew 0-0 with
They won 3-0 you fucking melt, learn to read pmsl. The 7-0 was against the A team lmao, the same A team that beat Hodmez 9-3
>>63984156
>>63984160
awwww
>>63984239
Link?
>>63984147
pls post slip of you on the world value -1.5
>>63984239
>>63984201
Forgot to add Szeged beat Oroshazi 5-2 and Maros-Menti 4-0, tell me again why the line should have been 4 goals pmsl
>>63984245
cashed out thankfully
I need a German to tell me that it is safe to bet my bankroll on Nurenberg to beat Paderborn
>>63984291
Convenient
>>63983129
on tbqh
Wish you guys would stop bullying me, I asked for the mutuals which made the plus a good bet and the response I got was quite frankly abhorrent, looking for useful resources and tips on the betting front and I'm not getting any help, not nice, not nice at all.
>>63984322
fuck off you absolute knobhead
>>63984338
Point proven.
111111111
sums
What is THE footy bet for today. I desperately need to lose some money.
http://strawpoll.me/6175079
http://strawpoll.me/6175079
http://strawpoll.me/6175079
^This poll references this post> >>63983553
100 on Juventus to win against lazio @2.10
no info, no strategy, just good ol' fashion gambling
fuck it i just felt like doing some gambling
i didn't pay the last three rents, lawyers are getting involved, they want to kick me out.
you can't kill me lazio if i'm already dead
>>63984477
see this >>63984616
i only feel alive when i lose
>>63984641
I'm IN!
http://strawpoll.me/6175236
http://strawpoll.me/6175236
http://strawpoll.me/6175236
^This poll references this post> >>63984033
>>63984616
McDonalds not paying the rent lid?
Might become interesting inplay..
Also anxious to see if it's Al Hadds turn today, last h2h was a 2/1 with two penalties in minute 70 and 86.
>>63984825
i'll get payed tomorrow my first month.
but it ain't gonna cover shit, i'm gonna get a denbt from my bank 5000 and roll with it, life or death
>>63984817
trips have a reputation that they have earned whether that reputation is positive or negative so whilst I did not answer your question the answer would be yes if certain trips and no if certain other trips.
It makes sense though. I genuinely feel the people that complain about trips in /bet/ must be clinically retarded, it makes absolute sense when it comes to knowing the reliabilty of information provided by that poster.
>>63984865
Christ, you've taken bad bankroll management to a whole new level.
>>63984817
Trips get rep. Rep is important when Im expected to risk my money without finding stuff out myself. Hence why I wasnt on >>63983553 before trying to compare the team sheets.
>>63984847
Home team missing 7 first team players
Where would you guys say it is more difficult to profit: Asia or the land of the free?
Lads, I hope you are all paying close attention to the live in play dota match. I didn't realize it was on until it was too late. Would have special staked VP. Very sad. Oh well still another match to go.
>>63985009
LAND OF THE FREE
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>>63984980
The club is pretty much falling apart and i doubt players have been paid regularly, if Volyn can beat them 9-1, i doubt Kiev will do much worse desu, just hoping they won't start scoring too early, if i were playing for Metalurh I'd put my whole coin sack on a Dynamo blowout.
>>63984980
zaporozhiye? checking ukrainian sources atm but one english only talked of two absences
>find out an unpopular sleepy slovakian bookie that has dinamo -4.5 @ 1.93, was 2.43 an hour ago
>get an erection seeing that they actually accept skrill
>remember i have no money on mara or skrill and any other bookie would take an hour at best
Mackers with walls up on every betfair market ffs
>>63985187
What game?
>>63985250
Always wonder how people like you make it through life
>17:01
>Spartak hasn't kicked off
ffs Slovakia
>>63985066
Teams are out. http://uk.soccerway.com/matches/2015/12/04/ukraine/premier-league/fc-metalurh-zaporizhya/fc-dynamo-kyiv/2046373/?ICID=HP_MS_92_01
A penalty to be won was @ 1.42 on Marathon.
Over 9.5 corners a GIFT
>>63985276
it's st. nicolaus day, the lads are munching on the sweets that they found in the dressing room for them, the sugar rush will undoubtedly result in a goal fiesta
>>63985292
>whole squad but one is ukrainian
why can't english teams be like this ffs
>>63985262
Kiev? Not on 365
>>63985262
Please have sex, nerd. Some of us have just clocked off, we're not all le super shrewd professional gamblers xD
>>63985341
I was talking about engaging your brain and looking at the only game people were discussing above my post you shelf stacking slug, back to Tesco with you.
really gutted about missing out on kiev, should have noticed that game much earlier
even fucking called up this pub that the bookie used to have a terminal at but they no longer reside there
So much on o9 corners
Muks poznan handi is probably a basketball trap but I'm on -5.5
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>>63985353
I gathered that now, there's nothing cool about being short with people now, good manners cost nothing
Pls one more Al-Hadd
Virtus Pro simply TOO GOOD
10.5ft / 5 ht still an unreal corner line
How am I supposed to bet on a game that isnt on 365?
>all this wing play
Shaking at the mountains coming my way
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>>63985479
Betfair with the BIG BOYS
AL HAAAAAAAAAAAADDD
>>63985479
This is /bet/ nobody helps you and just assume you already know everything, bunch of pricks
>>63985505
Please have sex you pathetic boring little slug
Al Hadd wasn't fixed, just a case of the better side losing at ht and coming back well
>>63985494
Scared to get gobbled up by Rossy.
>>63985519
allahu akbar
>>63985515
Haha, great banter mate! Wish I was as cool as you and knew loads about betting, really useful in the real world! You're all toxic losers who take pride in knowing lots about betting, who would have thought that would be the case when it's all you do 24/7!
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>>63985519
Is he Amish?
>>63985535
Not sure if satire
>>63985535
Just need a balance desu senpai. That weirdo you're replying to is just better left ignored and he will be content posting shit thinking we all care and are impressed. However it is boring having to spoonfeed people the same answers to the same questions day in day out which would be easily answered if people engaged their brain just for a minute
>>63985560
Well maybe you should get off your computer once in a while and go outside
>>63985535
>>63985583
Please get a life you sad angry prick, I understand you're bitter about your minimum wage shelf stacking job but don't take it out on us
>>63985583
Whats wrong with you mate?
Also see >>63985574
There is one deranged freak in this thread who hasnt seen sunlight for months and hasnt spoke to a girl in years.
>>63985574
Cheers agree totally, the pride some people on here have about knowing where to find teamsheets or whatever is embarrassing.I thought you were talking about the Dynamo Kiev game but it wasn't on 365 which threw me a bit
>>63985605
Hate when I forget that any other betting or football site outside bet365 exists too
>>63985599
Yeah you got me good and proper. I hate having a job I enjoy working with friends I share a lot in common with. I wish I could stay at home all day betting in my bedroom, it seems to make people very happy, well rounded individuals!
Soooooooo many envious dullards on here pmsl, you know they're all wageslaves or sixth formers ready for some weekend accys
>>63985622
DUDE ASIA LMAO
>>63985622
Sorry I should have known bet365 wouldn't trade a Ukrainian top flight game, they rarely do...
I only have money in my bet365 account so that's the site I check
>>63985375
SUMS
>>63985624
Pmsl tell me more about how many sugars Gaz likes in his tea, errand boy
Lads, lads, lads. You're both losers, please stop this argument it's embarrassing, expecting everyone to have your knowledge of betting is stupid,and so is not knowing to check more than one betting site for a game. You both come across as autistic as each other.
>>63985654
>Ukrainian top flight game
Ukrainian top flight game that had a huge pregame odds drop in Asia involving a team that hasnt been paid their wages and lost 9-1 last game with 3 penalties.
Yeah mate, no idea why
>>63985519
GAYDADDY
>find out al hadd won thanks to the wonderful people here
>withdraw from mara, deposit on tipsport.sk and lump it on kiev -4.5 @2.75 at 30 mins in about 35 seconds
i don't even care if it's -ev at this point, i'm just happy that the hole in my soul has been filled
>>63985672
>regurgitating "funny" situations already posted on here as your creativity is slowly dying after spending every minute on your computer betting and not leaving the house
>>63985681
>Taking pride in knowing these facts which have no importance in the real world
pmsl
lads lads lads ;)
lets all chill out, its friday! any plans for tonight mates? ;)
>>63985701
>implying false implications
Ok, enjoy spending every minute of your day stacking shelves while I make several times your wage and have the freedom to do whatever I want with my time pmsl
>>63985714
>no importance in the real world
m8 if people don't get paid they don't get fed which means we can't use these meatpuppets in the upcoming global war
It could be the difference between a red planet and a red white and blue one
>>63985730
rare flag lads if anyone collects them still
Small amounts of oxygen in my lungs after the Spartak goal
>>63985719
Date, Gym, Filipino Tech Students.
Living the dream.
>>63985727
>have the freedom to do whatever I want with my time pmsl
You don't seem happy. I can't bet on this game as it's not on 365, have a good weekend, so I'm going to the pub. I urge you to leave the house and maybe spend a day not betting, all the best
>>63985714
>no importance in the real world
Do the thousands of pounds I make per month by knowing and finding these things out have any importance in the real world?
>>63985766
They're warmed out with that first one so expect goals to fly in from here on in m8
>>63985785
Depends how much you value money, I find it hard to believe you make that much based on your tips alone
>>63985805
lel, even wage slaves having digs at Euan
Goody motherfucking gumdrops.
>>63985789
air
>2 injury time corners
Sometimes there is a god
>>63985805
Post your wake slip and I'll post my profit for the month too.
>>63985826
Hardly surprising, he doesn't have a clue about stuff like Hungarian U19s and South American slags judging by his posts, just stuff he sees on blogabet.
>>63985789
>>63985852
>warmed out
What the fuck. Warmed up I meant of course.
>>63985862
Euan m8. Give us a new Rossy pic.
>>63985805
I imagine it's not hard to make 4 figures a month if you have a 5 figure roll. He literally only needs to make and win 3 small bets
>>63985899
Agree. But unless it's 2k+ it's barely worth it
Bookies shrewd ffs
>>63985873
Yeah and the fact that he thinks it's hard to even find value on bubblegum sites is laughable, not to mention his comments on the austrian friendly yesterday
>>63985879
the lads are having rum and tea in the dressing room as we speak, gonna be a comfy second half, can't imagine a world where i'll produce a single drop of sweat for these overs to hit
WTB
>>63986027
you reading the thread @4.05
NEED corners like AIR
>>63986183
What was line at KO?
>>63986189
9.5
Galatasaray
Copenhagen U19
ON
>>63986218
There's a storm in Denmark atm, find out who got the wind against and lay them
>>63986283
kek
>>63986218
>gala's defense
>that rball
overs is THE bet
i weep as my pores excrete first droplets of sweat, need goals in the myjava and kiev matches like A I R
TEARS if you are missing the Metalurg Z over 4.5 fix, biggest fix in years.
>>63986466
Fuck off Ross.
>0 goals in 2nd half
not my favourite meme tbqh with you lids.
Goal when
