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old thread >>63966571
news in old thread
1st for I'm going to 194
Second for me
>>63970119
what's your seat like?
>>63970118
Generals are a terrible idea. It was better back when we just had game threads
>>63970130
It straight up says the section I'm sitting in.
can't block Rock's cock
>>63970138
heem isn't a general, winterfag
>>63970121
lol last time its was $70k a year. Guess you got a salary bump, eh anon? lmao.
>>63970157
>heem isn't a general
Uh yeah it is
>it's a let's be nostalgic for our wasted youth on 4chan thread
>>63970140
post the layout senpai Im not looking it up
>>63970141
She was so spoiled. His genetic stock is so much superior to hers. She should have spent the entire episode kissing his feet.
>>63970165
/heem/ is love
/heem/ is life
>>63970171
Yes sir
post good mma moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d05POYJwNAc
anyone got the fatherless bastard tuf video?
You have 10 seconds to explain why you haven't accepted JBJ into your heart as your lord and savior.
>>63970184
Over 1000 monies!
>>63970191
The one where El Cucuy says "Where's your kid at??" ?
>>63970184
bretty gud but they would want to be for the price
>>63970205
El C-ucky is a douche
>>63970184
Rogan says these are the best seats
>>63970193
he is a lowlife junkie who ran away after hitting a pregnant woman.
ego of a thousand cats and still not entertaining
I do not want to see him fight again, he is irrelevant
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5f0DAsis1w
>>63970222
>the best seats are the ones where you can actually see the fight
Rogan is a fucking genius I swear
>>63970193
I'll accept him as soon as I see the beast mode JBJ fight. He looks scary since he lifts heavy weight
FREAH MMA DIGEST UPDATE: https://youtu.be/-tNe_aMs8zA
>ufc 194 starts at 2pm here
>have work at 5pm
what are my chances of seeing the main event lads?
Beneil Dariush out of fight with Taisumov for UFC Boston card on Jan 17th
Chris Wade steps in to replace Dariush
>>63970238
what is the context of this?
>>63970248
Dank
>>63970270
Take work off. Problem solved.
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Gd1UbZHGNQ
>>63970278
Afraid of getting keked
>>63970279
diego is drunk af and koscheck is being his normal asshole self and trolling him while kenny florian is babysitting diego
just wait til u see the fatherless bastard video
>>63970193
Because Rener would take him to the ground and tap him in 15 seconds flat
It's actually silly how much Rener would just dominate the LHW division
>>63970318
trolling won't stop the inevitable killing of DC
>>63970191
this is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb_oiZPyFyg
also this for sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRq9XVmWNTs
>>63970270
Close to zero. Maybe if every fight ends in 10 second stoppage...
UFC production usually budgets about 30 minutes per 3 rounder.
Introduction package, walkouts, Bufferisms, fight, post-fight chat.
It all adds up.
>>63970285
i can't, im getting sunday rates that day
>>63970335
DC's gonna win the rematch but JBJ will win to finish the trilogy
F R E E M O N E Y
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QorLzZg5enc
>>63970304
lel i loved kos/southworth messing with leben
>>63970236
>ego of a thousand cats
Ola, nå ble du velidig melodramatisk
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTj9SyPM0UY
>heem me bro
>just heem me out!
>>63970361
I don't think DC can unless he switches his gameplan. And he's a stubborn dude. JJ has everything to gain
>>63970285
Leave it to the english bastard to trivialize the importance of work
>>63970400
>Not literally taking the whole month off for the stacked events
Not a real fight fan.
Updated
Main Card:
Frankie Edgar vs. Chad Mendes
Edson Barboza vs. Tony Ferguson
Joe Lauzon vs. Evan Dunham
Ryan LaFlare vs. Mike Pierce
>>63970419
Should swap the middle and left column tbqh
>>63970270
Ignore this goof >>63970355
UFC PPV rarely goes past the 3 hour mark. When A UFC PPV starts, its already 10 pm on the east coast. The Ronda vs Bethe card went over 3 hours because they had SEVEN fights on the main card.
I reckon Conor and Aldo will square off around 4:30 your time.
What happened to Alexandra Albu?
>>63970419
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
Pierce
bonus pick: Erosa :)
>>63970164
A bump and a company car, Mercedes. Stay financially ignorant moron.
>>63970384
Han er stortt set riktig, uguu.
>>63970438
Calling me a goof, bro? I'll drop your arse on the grarse.
>>63970419
Mendes - UD
Ferguson - UD
Lauzon - sub
LaFlare - UD
>>63970458
>a company Mercedes for an 80k a year job
m8 if you're gonna lie at least make it believable
>>63970191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybqrxyFSKs
classic nick diaz
fuck the fucking nsac
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QybqrxyFSKs
gotta havve some chael as well
>>63970450
Artem wins.
UFC 194: Aldo vs. McGregor Dec 12, 2015 MGM Grand Garden Arena Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S
The Ultimate Fighter: Team McGregor vs. Team Faber Finale Dec 11, 2015 The Chelsea at The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S
UFC Fight Night: Namajunas vs. VanZant Dec 10, 2015 The Chelsea at The Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, Nevada, U.S
>mfw 3 cards in 3 days
>>63970489
>>63970450
>These two autists who spam picks all the time
>>63970494
oops mean this one for chael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHAGXlIyprQ
>>63970419
Mendes
Ferguson
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63970516
>mythical creature
will wanderlei and chael ever fight?
>>63970498
Don't know what's going to happen to my sleep schedule but I hope I'm up for it and don't heem myself
first for conor heeming aldo and me becoming rich
why the fuck does Conor bang on about his cage warriors belts? His UFC interim belt is far more impressive
>>63970419
Frankie
Ferguson
Lauzon
Pierce
>>63970528
Give me your digits I'll keep you on quick ring make sure you're awake for the big ones
>>63970419
Mendes
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63970527
Yes... In Rizin. John Cena will be guest ref.
>>63970547
+44 7984 526842
>>63970540
because he's dumb
he acted like it was on the same level as Aldo's WEC title lel
>>63970419
>Chad Mendes
>Tony Ferguson
>Joe Lauzon
>Mike Pearce
>>63970573
kek
>>63970573
I know, it's worth so much more
>>63970419
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63970570
gimme your mobile for some cheeky whatsapp banter, la
How many of the picks do you think are samefag?
>tfw i could heem every here
>tfw i could heem every here
>>63970613
around half
>>63970612
>tfw refugees on an inflatable dingy and dying of thirst have iphones and I have a nokia e65
>>63970613
Not too many actually, last thread has around 75 posters and there aren't too many predictions
I haven't made a prediction desu
How many GOATs do you see?.
>>63970640
>owning a literal tracking and monitoring device
>>63970514
I haven't even done picks before, man
>>63970672
zero
>>63970672
3
goat lhw
goat wbw
goat striking coach
>>63970672
4 humans 0 goats silly straya
>>63970690
Nervous ya little virgin?
>>63970672
I see stiffness
>>63970700
Please dont heem me
>>63970665
Waiting until the weigh-ins before you render your verdict?
>>63970700
hey leave him alone
>>63970443
It looks like she's still in the gym, who knows.
Wait a second, we are only supposed to submit one set of picks? Since when has that been a rule?
>>63970710
Nah actually, sometimes I just don't bother because I don't really know shit desu
Only started proper watching a few months ago
>>63970248
wait a second
is the tryhard american OP/predictionbro actually the mma digest guy?
>>63970722
its the unspoken rule
hypothetically speaking, what would be the best way to get into the pants of a british slag?
webm is MMA related
>>63970443
USADA happened.
>>63970626
>>63970632
what about me eh
I'm TUF
Who /dontjointheteam/ here?
>>63970722
because predictions are meaningless when you throw a bunch of them out there
>>63970741
Buy them a McFlurry
>>63970741
alcohol
>>63970400
>being a wagekek
>>63970718
So she made what, $20,000 this year? 1 fight? lol
>>63970467
Sant.
>>63970141
Is that his mom? Looks like his mom.
>MILF
she is
>>63970498
How natty is Hafthor?
>>63970248
That cut from DJ talking nonsense about PVZ vs JJ to him skipping on that child's interactive dance game thingy nearly killed me.
>>63970734
How do you figure that?
>>63970419
Edgar via UD
Ferguson via HEEM
Lauzon via SUB
Laflare via DEC
>>63970786
100% Natty
>>63970741
My 14 year old sister is a chav. If you have questions, ask. I can answer.
Brazilian Sledgehammerjitsu
Muay Sledgehammer
>>63970809
what is a chav?
>>63970741
I think you already know that my brown friend
>>63970823
you're not clever dude, just letting you know.
those names you came up with, not clever. now delete that post before I heem you to next sunday
>>63970836
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDpAVlvPQHw
>>63970809
chavs still exist? i thought they morphed into chinowankers and #lads
>>63970809
why is she a chav? What does her make a chav? Is it true that there is a trend in the UK (especially Liverpool) amongst young girls to fluff their lips?
>>63970839
Oh yeah? You're lucky we're not in the same weight class, or you'd find yourself in snapdown city, bitch, you bitch, bitch.
>>63970248
>rogan may leave ufc
please be true for the love of god
>>63970854
They still exist. It's great on one hand because her friends are attracted to me the little slags.
>>63970863
She lives in a chav ridden area with chavy schools. It's only natural she become one.
She's a slag, dresses in tight tracksuits, big hair and wears those pathetic 3D glasses without the lenses. Will literally have sex with you for a cig.
>>63970853
People like this get buried in the sand.
>>63970896
Who would you want to replace Joseph James Rogan?
>>63969887
well the fact that mcgregor didn't even fight top 10 before he got title shot makes me think this was setup for publicity reasons
>>63970749
reporting
>>63970853
i'm literally rock hard right now
>>63970939
>Mendes
>Dustin
>Siver
>not top 10
>>63970953
I'd let you fuck my sister lad.
>>63970939
>jews in charge of facts
>>63970741
just don't approach them in groups...or they'll banter you!!
>>63970954
>no olivera
>no stephans
>no bermudez
ill give you max holloway
>>63970939
McGregor is the only featherwight in UFC history to get a title shot with 1 top 5 win, let alone 2
(Mendes interim 2 week bollocks doesn't count)
>>63970839
Hey bitch check out these bits of solid quality 7/10 wordplay
>twitchpage
>twitchon jackson
>training under juanito twitchbarra
>
S O L I D
>>63970899
nice! so hows being an uncle? teaching the bastard some sweet heems?
>>63971011
but Mendes, Dustin and Max are better than those guys
>>63970954
>dem ranking shenanigans
>dem standup cherrypicks
>dat smokescreen marketing
Look, McG can fight, but the PR and hype was very obvious faggotry
>>63971040
Where's the Irishlad that likes shemales?
>>63971040
Mendes gassed quick... he wasn't nearly in fighting shape
that was not the Mendes that fought Aldo a second time
Robin Black and Dan Hardy would be a pretty based commentator duo.
>>63971056
He gassed because of Conors meme kicks
>mfw europeans take over heem and fill it to the absolute brim with shitposts
where's a mod when u need one?
>>63971056
Those body kicks were tearing up Chad's insides
>>63970938
brian stann definitely
>>63971040
>getting title shot after beating siver
ok
featherweight is stacked as fuck, no reason to do that
>>63971056
And why did they choose Mendes over Edgar? Edgar would have a much easier weight cut
>>63970749
here
Have you heard how delusional conor was during that media scrum? He said if he manages to win the FW title then he would instantly fight for the LW title next but only if Cerrone wins against RDA because RDA wouldn't provide the numbers...
>>63971072
>>63971072
didnt mendez say he always stays in shape?? fucking excuses man
>>63971106
i think think it matters that much, they were both on 2 week notice
>>63971106
i'm sure conor got to pick who he wanted
>>63971097
except it wasn't
there was Mendes, Frankie, Lamas and Conor. which of those guys hadn't already lost to Aldo?
>>63971106
They still wanted to make it a title fight and so they had to go with the number one contender which was still Chad at the time
I agree with you though
Interim Titles are bullshit anyways
its a fucking toy not a title
>>63971126
Falls in line with his 4 motivations
>mauovement
>money
>gold
>numbers
I'd love to see Champ McGregor vs Champ Cerrone
>>63971019
Was at an afterparty with some twitch folks a couple years ago during Dreamhack. They're total bros and smuggled free whisky into the hotel bar for everyone.
>>63971155
why does it matter?
usually top 3 fight for top contender
>>63971126
RDA would also shrek him
>>63970419
Edgar
Barboza
Lauzon
LaFlare
>>63971136
Edgar is is known for good cardio because he doesn't cut much weight. But sure, he wouldn't get a proper camp neither.
>2016
>unironically believing that an elite athlete that trains all year round and is capable of running up a mountain with PVZ on his back could turn into a no cardio slob because he did some fishing and drank a few beers
>>63971169
The Cowboy vs the Irishman... sounds like the setup to a joke
>>63971213
I wonder what it's like to look down at PVZ sucking your balls.
>>63971213
literally the one and only thing he was bragging about was how conor wouldn't have nearly as good cardio
>>63971232
i don't have the paige vanzant chimp picture
>>63971213
Don't take my word for it, hear what DJ has to say about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y703w9MQaFk
@ 0:21
>>63970741
Keith Peterson turned into an oompa loompa
>>63971193
can you post a link to the UFC matchmaking rulebook where it says a title shot must go to someone in the top 3, regardless of how many times they've already lost to the champion?
>>63971126
>Cerrone has less pressure, conditioning and more injuries
Damn, how many years does Conor think he has left?
>>63971097
he got the title shot for beating Dustin, why does everyone forget this? He fought Siver just to stay active cause Aldo pulled out of 176
fucking twat
>>63971294
I'd love to see Conor v Petis though.
>>63971287
ultimately the UFC sets those fights due to various things but its pretty common you have top contender gatekeeper like glover or JDS in their own weight divisions
i get the feeling its anderson vs weidmen all over again
>>63971345
>wheetes mexicunt
>>63971379
Wheaties vs Lucky Charms haha :D
>>63971363
I hope Jose knocks out Conor while hes doing his meme moves
>>63971393
what's a good australian cereal?
>>63971239
in his defense, Conor looked quite gassed at the end of the 2nd round, as well
McGregor claims he'd whoop Jesus Christ's ass.
>>63971260
You're not getting the point m8. A hunting trip and a few brews isn't going to turn a monster like Mendes into a fat cunt.
this pic >>63971213 was a few weeks before the fight, so he obviously took some time out from his travelling and fishing to run a marathon with his TAM bros
>>63971431
Somebody should ask Conor, to his face, on camera, how he'd fare versus Mohammad.
>>63971431
Jesus in rond 2 by crucifix
>>63971431
>beating up fictional characters
>tfw Haye deletes Fury and Joshua's chin
>>63971500
>>63971431
Then he should fight the henchmen first. Benson, Vitor and Romero before he fights for the Bibleweight championship.
Mendes vs Edgar is a beastly matchup, heem.
>>63971537
Do you life every here heem?
>>63970498
>The defining image of what a man beast should look like totally undone by the gayest looking pair of socks
>>63971587
>socks
>not the tattoos
>>63971414
N U T R I G R A I N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gI7q3TAAsc
MAKEMUMPROUD
>>63971553
I heem every life
>>63971500
tfw only watch mma to satisfy my secret bloodlust for heems
>>63971587
Don't hate on the Brazil socks
>>63971193
>usually top 3 fight for top contender
They've already lost emphatically to the champ, so someone new gets a chance. Top 10 guys get title shots all the time. It's always been that way, look at Frankie Edgar, he was ranked 8, when he beat BJ, or the bums who fought Anderson and GSP, like Irvin and Hardy.
>>63971626
>keeping it contained
>>63971626
heh... normans can't appreciate my violence and individuality...
>>63971626
tfw only watch mma for the sloppy memekicks
Reminder that no one has the right to beat Ronda Rousey.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8YxCkulyaw
>>63971693
haha Hardy had to fight Rumble
What happens if McGoober can delete Aldos meme kicks?
>>63971791
I hate her voice and her face.
>>63971800
what happens WHEN Goob eats consecutive leg kicks and then realizes how much his mowvement is affected?
>>63971848
He throws a left and deletes Aldos career
>>63971848
He'll shake his head and tell Aldo that those kicks didn't even tickle, probably.
Aldo literally doesn't have the power to stop Conor
>>63971931
Aldo >literally has better grappling/wrestling than Conor could hope for.
>>63971865
>>63971921
He'll purse his lips with a slight frown, quickly shake his head a bit in a condescending way, and then it will slowly become apparent that his priority quickly becomes over aggression in order to avoid more leg damage.
>>63971931
>Aldo literally doesn't have the power to stop Conor
His hands are way, way faster than Conor's lol
Volume will prevail in this case
Also, I mentioned this last week, but why is the Edgar/Mendes card STILL not on the UFC homepage?
>>63971957
One of two things happen in this fight tbhfamz, Conor hurts Aldo badly in the first round or Aldo mangles Conor with kicks/takedowns for the UD.
>>63971994
>card
They are just making them fight for shit and giggles
>>63971848
Movement = medication
>>63971994
Because we don't know who is in the finals yet. The TUF fighters need to be put on.
Are Irish americans considered below or above Italian americans?
>>63972104
Below. There's a reason why they were considered the niggers of Europe
>>63971957
I'm really curious to see how Conor fights against Aldo. He's often super heavy on the lead leg and in a fairly narrow and deep stance, which is great for throwing hands and power kicks off the back leg, and allows for better head movement for avoiding Aldo's hands; but man, if Aldo times a strong leg kick when Conor's totally planted on his lead, that's gonna be a critical hit.
Also, and I'll have to go back to the fight to make sure of this, but Conor was backing up in a straight line against Mendes a few times right? Could be a recipe for big trouble against Aldo.
>>63972104
roughly the same amount of irrelevancy
>>63972162
I'm just as curious, friend. It'll be interesting to see how both fighters go about their business, really. I kind of hope that they both run to the center of the octagon and Aldo throws a memeleg right away lol.
Honestly though, I think people are underestimating the speed difference between the two. Aldo is dominant because of his speed and agility. McGoob is great, don't get me wrong, but his hands aren't necessarily fast, and his footwork isn't necessarily good.
>>63971597
do you guys have any kangaroo themed snacks?
>>63972104
Irish-American Fighters
>Paul "The Irish Dragon" Felder
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Italian-American Fighters
>Matt "The Terror" Serra
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>>63972229
America = cinnamon
UK = honey
>>63972259
Canada = maple syrup
>tfw no mma mmo
>>63972230
>the terror
>terror
![0003000043769_A[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/naFOauz.jpg "0003000043769_A[1].jpg")
>>63972229
this reminds me. To all my Ameribros, is this the GOAT cereal?
GSP tapped to strikes
from Matt Serra
>>63972301
>>63972339
wtf is wrong with you
Harvest Crunch is the GOAT cereal
;_;
>CM Punk was signed 363 days ago
>>63972413
>>63972228
Additionally, Aldo doesn't have to worry about the takedowns; that's a whole lot less for Aldo to worry about. It would be funny though if Conor decided to be an absolute madman and go for the takedown on Aldo.
>>63972339
Top 3 imo. Cinnamon Toast Crush (the taste you can see) would probably be #1 for me.
>mfw people complain when cereal hurts the top of their mouth
>>63972339
TOP 5 CEREALS:
1. Rice Krispies
2. Honey Bunches of Oats
3. Lucky Charms
4. Reese's Puffs
5. Fruity Pebbles
>>63972524
>mfw finishing Creed
Damn that was good
>>63972560
Cam rip?
>>63972605
Yeah
It was decent enough
>>63972560
Why are boxing movies so GOAT
Why are MMA movies so WOAT
>>63972640
>Why are boxing movies so GOAT
Out side of the Rocky franchise literally only Raging Bull is good
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Ui6A6CvWE
>>63971957
McGOAT being a southpaw really takes legkicks mostly out of the equation
>>63972672
Million Dollar Baby was good. Although I suppose its not a conventional boxing movie.
time for roadwork cunts get running
no excuses
>>63970763
No idea - you realize that pay is pretty common for low level fighters, right?
>>63972560
Was it better than Southpaw?
>>63972640
>I didn't like Never Surrender, Never Back Down (1&2), John Wick, Circle of Death,Warrior, Brothers (Indian version of Warrior),Death Warrior, No Rules, Beatdown (w/Michael Bisping becoming the new Vinnie Jones)
Faggot
>>63972672
Million Dollar Baby and Cinderella Man were great imo. Diggstown and Gladiator are pretty fun.
>>63970797
>DJ talking nonsense about PVZ
I was just listening to Rogancast and that kind of threw me for a loop.
I think people are seeing something in Paige that I don't see. Any PVZ fans here that think she has what it takes to be champ?
pic not related
>>63972992
>Was it better than Southpaw?
Yeah it's probably (Since it's basically rocky 7) it's probably the 3rd best Rocky film in terms of quality
>>63972672
Crying Fist is quite good too, if you like depressing Korean movies about perennial fuckups
>tfw i could pickpocket every here
If Conor wins where does he go?
