>fucking coldplay and football should not even be in the same sentence
>English rock band
>not using the current sweetheart of America Taylor Swift
Good job Goodell
>>63967620
... I used to rule the world...
>caring about the halftime show
i'm glad it's always shit. gives me a chance to piss and get more food
>>63967601
London team confirmed
I hope they play Creep
I see this as being for the refs to troll the Browns. After all they were hoping for flags that were all YELLOW...
just be glad it's not some trash nigga rap artist only 16-20 year olds care about like that detroit lions rapper on thanksgiving
>>63967881
the music will be better with Coldplay than the other acts they could've chosen though.
It just doesn't make sense that they go with an English band over Taylor Swift or Maroon 5
The fuck, is this band still relevant?
Music is good, Chris Martin/their activism is insufferable. Could be worse.
>>63967938
In America apparently.
>>63967938
If their next album hits #1 they'll tie the Beatles for most consecutive #1 albums in the UK. Pretty big imo
>>63967601
People like Coldplay
Should have got Radiohead or Kanye tbqfh
h..hey Rodger you know how I know youre gay?
...you like cold play
>>63967938
Yeah. I still see people talking about their music a lot still
>>63967938
The halftime show hasn't featured a relevant act since 1986
>>63967915
They've literally had The Who, The Rolling Stones and Paul McCartney in the last decade. The NFL gives no fucks
>>63967989
>Bruno Mars
>irrelevant in 2014
pick one
>>63967993
I guess it's an all ages approach. Makes sense but coldplay won't exactly get my dad's attention the same way the stones would
>>63967993
Well ever since the JTim/Janet Jackson fiasco they kind of have to play it extremely safe.
>>63967993
The bands were fine but I still didn't like that something that is wholeheartedly America used English acts.
Should been the Baha Men
they pick the half time show to draw the attention of all the people not watching the game in hopes they will tune in and catch a few commercials.
>>63968034
Coldplay are Scottish.
>>63968012
He had one good year where shills had him win a Grammy and that was like 2010, he was nothing since
>>63967914
holy shit wasnt that the worst thing you ever seen?
>>63968034
Who cares? Loving British bands is as American as the blues.
>>63968050
Either way, they're from the UK
>Grimes will never do the halftime show
>>63967993
>literally The Who
I chuckled
>>63968050
Bass player is, rest is English
link? not seeing it on NFL or other news sites.
>>63968111
Just Google coldplay ya idiot
Clocks
Charlie Brown
Yellow
Viva La Vida
>coldplay
is this fucking 2004?
>>63968076
He's stuck in Alexandria mate.
>>63968111
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/12/03/report-coldplay-to-perform-at-super-bowl-halftime/
Guaranteed anti-gun, pro refugee slogans mid-performance
If they play PARA PARA PARADISE I might break my TV
worst coldplay song
GIVE US TAY TAY
>>63968136
>Tom Brady in Superbowl 50
>losing by one score at half time
>vivia la vida plays durinng half time
>Patriots get blown out second half
>Brady retires
>>63968136
>mfw Scioli used a mix of Viva La Vida for political ads during Argie elections this year
>and he lost
Viva La Vida indeed
>>63967601
>Gay ass music for a patriotic show
>metallica was literally available and in the city and as shitty as they are it would be an alpha show
Liberals killed USA. Now what the us air force will display a rainbow instead of blue white and red ? A transexual nigglet will sing the national anthem ?
How the mighty have fallen...
>>63968178
GIVE US TAY TAY
REALLY!?!?!
FUCK YES! Coldplay is the fucking shit!!!
Fucking love that band man. Thanks for making my day OP!!!!
>>63967601
>half time shows literally make or break the superbowl for americans
>>63968136
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
Shiver
Speed of Sound
Sky Full of Stars
>>63968200
>implying Metallica isn't the gayest music
>>63968213
to be fair, Super Bowl 48's half time show was better than the travesty Chicken Parm gave us
tfw you will never see Rick and Morty perform "Get Swifty" for the half time show.
>>63968220
It's ass but at least it's not gay
>>63968230
>not "head bent over"
2pleb4me
>>63968220
>not liking kill them all through and justice for all
Where my country gone?
>>63968257
C'mon man its the essential faux machismo homoerotic metal shit
>>63968259
>muh napster
very unamerican economic values
>>63968269
Viva la vida with a muslim, a christian a gay and others degenerate holding their hands and doing back chorals
You can already expect that shit
>>63968259
Raise the posterior!
>>63968276
That was late era Metallica and spearheaded by the non-American member. Suing for money over intellectual property is fairly American though desu. It just happens to be a really shit aspect of our culture.
>implying Viva la Vida wasn't a genuinely great album
>>63968301
They had new kids on the block perform one year, and in the 80s a liberal hippy organization called "up with people" organized the show for several years. it really doesn't matter.
>>63968259
raise the posterior
>>63968351
loving ever laugh
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>>63967958
>they'll tie the Beatles for most consecutive #1 albums in the UK
It's like people keep buying their albums, expecting it to be the next Parachutes. But it never will be.
What the fuck is this guy talking about
>>63968373
It is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIpUf2YhqRU
COLDPLAY?
>>63968403
Viva La Vida is easily one of the greatest singles of the 00's
Coldplay was the soundtrack for this great video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bra1AUxmKYM
>>63967620
this
cant believe how many times taytay has been overlooked
>>63968391
I dont even know anymkre. I'm far from tacist and I'm all for equality but this whiny shit has gone too far.
>>63968391
did he see big seans show on thanksgiving?? it was the worst thing Ive seen.
>>63968391
think its satire on the PC thing
Disappointing, I'm pretty sure all the other possibilities would have been as disappointing
>mfw cold play
Coldplay are still around?
>>63968442
I don't think so, looking at his page. He's a progressive radio guy
>Not wanting Muse to play the half time show
HAHA, BRITS KEKING AMERICA AT THEIR BIGGEST SPORTING EVENT!
in all serious though, why not TAYLOR SWIFT? still not washed up enough?
I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS A-RINGING
ROMAN CAVALRY CHOIRS ARE SINGING
>>63968419
I thought they were broken since they stole an Alizée song and satriani sued their asses and won
>>63968477
Americans love british music. aint no one mad here
>>63968477
The show is done >for free and since she's all about that $ she probably didn't want to do it
A rush of blood to the head is GOAT
Oh and anyone who listens to heavy metal, your mom is calling you for dinner
>>63968471
>Not wanting Muse to play the half time show
wanting the halftime show to be one long song with mumbled lyrics
Albums
1. A Rush of Blood to the Head
2. Parachutes
3. Viva la Vida
4. X&Y
901. irrelvant new shit
Songs
1. Politik
2. Amsterdam
3. Yellow
4. Clocks
5. Scientist
6. Charlie Brown
7. Violet Hill
109. Magic
9001. Paradise
off the top of my head.. feel free to add and change
>>63968554
What about Fix You
the easiest way to get pussy in high school was when you were driving your date home from a dance or whatever play that on the radio to show your "softer side"
Then you're definitely getting at least a blowey joey
>>63968477
tay is linked with coca cola while the superb owl is patrocinated by Pepsi
also shes only 25yo, theres a lot of years to to have her in the future
>>63968536
Modern metal bands are mostly trash.
Actually, most modern rock bands suck too. AND rap groups.
I blame piracy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v525UGbA448
Daily reminder that Willie Nelson's version of The Scientist is way better than Coldplay's
>tfw no thugger
Half a perc, half a xanny nigga, halftime...
>Taylor Swift
I understand being a faggot and liking malnourished young men but I don't understand being a faggot and having prepubescent girl tier taste in music
>>63968178
>>63968206
>>63968404
>>63968462
You seem kind of upset, if I'm being sincere. :-)
>>63968554
Forgot God Put a Smile Upon My Face
that's probably my favorite
In My Place, Trouble up there too
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall down down down
>>63968568
too sappy, yellow and trouble go soft without going too far
like the buildup in the end a bit
>>63968572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_RSIX1daUI
check this out, it's from 2013, definitely high quality even if you don't like it
>>63968178
>>63968206
>>63968404
>>63968426
>>63968462
>People actually worship this greedy bitch
LOVING EVERY LAUGH
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>>63968391
He is angry that his rap group isn't being played
>>63968572
Yeah what passes for metal in the last couple of decadea is gay as fuck, be glad you don't have people go on about jap metal bands, I wanted to kill myself
>>63968605
>we better use moonrunes in our titles so people now just how BRUTAL we are
>>63968385
they got another parachutes, and it was called A Rush of Blood to the Head
every single track there is good
all downhill from there
>>63968579
just heard it and lol no sorry
>>63968545
u wot m8?
>>63968545
The halftime would be hyped out with this song and its bassline:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWklAV_cwQ
Phil Collins should do it 2bh
>>63968424
RIP Lex
>>63968568
>>63968554
>they listen to Coldplay
>>63968676
In the Air Tonight would probably blind some people with its inevitable light explosion when the drums kick in
>>63968668
wud cum/10
>>63968633
this to be quite honest, familly
>>63968676
>straight white male
>actually good
His superiority would offend people.
What's the best superb owl food /sp/?
>>63968697
>Puerto Rico
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGKrc3A6HHM
>>63968736
wings
>>63968676
isnt he basically deaf now or some shit?
still a legend though
>>63968668
their setlist would be
Interlude
Hysteria
(Supermassive Blackhole)
Uprising
(Mercy)
Knights of Cydonia
>>63968736
Pizza
great to hold with your beer as you cheer for you team tbqhwyf
>>63968606
I like her songs that's all
>>63968736
you mom's vagina
>>63968702
That would be so fucking sick
They could have Mike Tyson and that tiger too
>>63968606
>mfw they get Ryan Adams to play Taylor Swift's songs
>>63968756
That's because you're a faggot, unless you're an eight year old girl in which case it's understandable
>>63967914
That was the most terrible thing ive ever seen
Not even hilariously terrible, fucking cringeworthy terrible
>>63968776
based tbhfam
out of the woods is neat
>>63968702
not as much as carless whisper, thats the jam right there.
>>63968784
dude just take your trip off so you dont look that obsessed about a popstar
>>63968784
I like more of her B side songs, they are not that gay desu senpai
>>63967914
I hope whoever thought that was in any way a good idea was fired
>watching the half time show
lel
>he actually watches the halftime show
Be grateful you're not German. They chose Rod Stewart to warm the crowd up for their biggest event of the year.
>>63968685
Hes getting shredded and learning at least. Even if he probably almost died missing black friday.
>>63968825
Maggie May is a good song tbqhwyf
>>63968626
What's wrong with Boris?
>>63968809
>I listen to music for prepubescent girls
>Y-y-you're obsessed
>>63968812
Is she popular there?
>watching the halftime show
>not switching to MTV for the Celebrity Deathmatch halftime special
>>63968854
>not watching puppie bowl
>>63968852
>literally asking if taytay is popular in brazil
>not knowing that brazil is literally the most taytayfag country of this planet
Disturbed should do the halftime show
Start with Down With The Sickness
that would be so fucking cool
OOO AH AH AH AH
>>63968896
Disappointing tbf, stop it if you want a sixth World Cup
>>63968854
Do they still do this?
Half kek
>>63968876
Puppy Bowl comes on like three times before the Super Bowl begins
>>63968949
Whoa looks like we got an expert here
>>63968896
usa, australia and japan are in front of us tb honest
>>63968949
Still better than the half time show, but
Dogs 101 >>>>>> puppy bowl
>>63968749
has a bad back, can't play the drums anymore.
also
>not the recently reunited Guns N' Roses
missed a chance there
Coldplay is shitty Radiohead
Give us Pantera with a holographic Dimebag
>>63968978
>not following puppybowl gamethreads on sp
No matter who they choose, half the retards are still going to be pissed.
>hurr, why not tool, why not pantera
Coldplay is super gay
>>63969027
>DUDE PANTERA, REAL METAL \m/ RIP DIMEBAG
nah fuck off ya absolute melt
>>63969039
I know you're not supporting it, but I would be worried that Tool would try to make some political statement, same reason I wouldn't want Radiohead
>>63969027
Hologram Jay Reatard would be better imotbqh
For shame...should have been Steel Panther
>>63969047
>that flag
Opinion on music discarded
I'd rather have a Ruben Studdard and Clay Aiken duet, where Ruben plows Clay's ass with his fat nigger cock live on stage instead of this bullshit.
>>63969085
Wat
>Patriots giants Superb owl
>Giants are up by 14 by halftime
>Viva La Vida starts playing as Brady starts fearing the third loss to the giants is closing on him
inb4 they bring out tay tay to do a duet
kinda like how katy perry brought out lenny kravitz and missy elliot last year
and how bruno mars brought out the RHCP the year before that (i actually thought that super bowl HTS was better than the katy perry one)
>>63969085
I don't mind Pantera but they are atrociously overhyped because of muh dimebag and only the supreme edgelords want somebody like Pantera or Rammstein to play the halftime show.
>>63969106
>I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listened as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead long live the king
One minute I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand
Kek. This would describe Brady losing to the giants for a 3rd time.
>>63969119
But duude it would totally be a big middle finger to the establishment maaaaan
Coldplay with their newest song for the Super Bowel: A Stadium Full of Faggots
>>63968373
It was popular, but that doesn't equate to bad you fuckboy
Why did they not pick Death Grips???
>>63969125
it's funny that they would play this in the stadium of the team with the former qb that literally portrays the words of that song perfectly
>>63969166
overrated meme garbage
>mfw Queens of the Stone Age would never play at an Owl
I would've been okay with Tay Tay, too...
>>63969197
no singles or catchy songs
Smh they should've given the halftime show to a real nigga like Chief Keef
>tfw no Ball and Biscuit half time show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fuuDg1HOoE
shake my head family
>>63969218
3s and 7s, No One Knows and Go For The Flow are pretty popular, maybe even My God Is The Sun from the latest album
>>63969218
>>63969301
Anon is kind of right. Those are great and all, but really No One Knows is the only really catchy one. Smooth Sailing deserves a mention.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QetvK6ldl2s
>>63969283
>a song filled with riffs stolen from bluesmen from the 50s
>worth listening to
>We'll never have a RHCP tube sock half time show.
>>63968351
This is in my top 10 greatest album ever list tbqhwyf
>>63968736
Fried Chicken/Chicken Wings, Pizza, Guac/Salsa.
>>63969218
>>63969330
Bullshit. No One Knows, Go with the Flow, Burn the Witch, I Sat By The Ocean, Little Sister would be a great set.
Jack White or Foo Fighters would also be decent broad rock choices. Surprised the Foos haven't done it already desu
>>63968462
Guys, how do I get her to marry me?
>>63969616
The Lost Art of Keeping A Secret too. QOTSA could have a GOAT greatest hits album.
>No The Smith's reunion
>No Death Grips
>No Grimes
>No Tame Impala
>No Travis Scott
>No Arcade Fire
>No Franz Ferdinand playing "Franz Ferdinand EP" in it's entirety
>No The Knife
>No The XX
>No Sparks
>No Mac Demarco
>No Spiritualized
>No Sunn O)))
>No Portishead
What is it about the NFL/Football fans and shit taste? They always seem to go hand in hand.
The Clash should've done a Super Bowl halftime show
Lost in the Supermarket would've been great, a song against consumerism at one of the world's biggest consumerist events
>>63969671
I could actually see Arcade Fire doing it, desu.
>>63969671
Could you imagine Wake Up being performed at the halftime show
That would be pretty cool
>>63969671
>>No Franz Ferdinand playing "Franz Ferdinand EP" in it's entirety
I like you anon. But Lucid Dreams would be nice, too.
>>63968568
>driving your date home from a dance
Do Americans really do this?
>>63969696
Depends on how you do it. If you go in a group you'll probably have a limo, but I went with my at the time gf to the prom in my car yeah
We didn't go straight home of course, went to after parties
>>63969696
What else would you do?
>>63969715
It's the dance part that interests me. Like a barn dance?
>>63969671
Sparks would be amazing
>>63969696
The best post prom activity is to drive your date to a vantage point over the town, put your hand on her thigh, start kissing and lose your virginity
>>63969724
No, it's like a high school homecoming or prom dance, more formalish
>>63969724
More like a formal dance, not quite ballroom but not a barn dance wtf.
>>63969687
YOU BETTER LOOK OUT BELOW
>>63969733
>make-out point
Oh god America is weird.
>>63969724
Yee haw cowboy, we Americans all mosey down to the old barn dance and dosey doe
*tips ten gallon hat*
>>63969751
No, a vantage point you mong
There are hills you can drive up that overlook a town and then there's a little parking lot at the top (or just a field) where you can sit and look at the town at night. Since it's out of the way and a beautiful view, lots of teens go there to fuggg
Also apparently Arcade Fire is Canadian, what the fuck?
>>63969762
>>*tips ten gallon hat*
>not even hats are in metric
fucking americans
>>63969751
It's not really an American only thing. I believe you are overreacting, they even do that shit in animus
>>63967620
Spuh would fucking explode during that performance
>>63969782
What's the big deal?
>>63969782
I know you're joking, but I think it's actually a corruption of a Spanish word that sounds like gallon but means nice
>>63969807
Brits are still salty over 1776
>>63969809
wtf are you doing to our language senpai?
>tfw you low key like a bunch of coldplay songs
JUST BECAUSE IM LOSING
DOESNT MEAN IVE LOST
>>63969824
Preserving it so your bastardized local dialects don't ruin it.
>>63969824
>Spanish
>British flag
>Our language
Que?
>there will never be a Fall Out Boy/Paramore double-header half time show
>>63969844
No, what he's saying is why are we adding words from Spanish to the English language, in effect degrading it
>>63969671
Travis preforming Quintana at Super Bowl L
>>63969841
Our "dialects" existed long before we murdered most of your country's natives m8y
>>63967914
Agreed. I'll take wholesome white people music over nignog trash any day.
>>63969870
That's a word sentiment, English is filled with all sorts of loan words from Latin and french
>>63969859
Good.
We should have Shia do an art performance
Coldplay and sports is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK-l0dEvfWg
>there are people in America who only watch the SB for the halftime shitshow and commercials
Makes me wanna puke tbph.
>>63969883
That really isn't true, most of your current dialects are very new. This is verifiable and researchable information, you shouldn't need to lie.
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG YOU WERE THE KING OF CARROT FLOWERS
Imagine that being the halftime show
>>63969895
*weird
>>63969915
>0:59
>mfw the Iggles will never have another corner as good as Sheldon Brown
>>63969922
Nah m8. Dialects existed in Shakespeare's time, that's why English spelling is so fucked, because it was formalised based on how different accents said shit. And don't repeat that "uhhhhh american accents represent how the British used to speak" bullshit based on fucking rhotic accent stuff, parts of the UK still have rhotic accents.
Its an easy, safe choice.
We should all be glad they went with them instead of an over 50 rock band again 2bh.
>>63969671
Mate as incredible as Portishead are they're barely headliners at offbeat festivals here anymore let alone globally.
>>63970000
Yeah, they should get Razorlight tbqfh
>>63969915
In tears familia
>>63970041
this
>>63969824
OH NO THE WORDS USED IN DIFFERENT AREAS ARE DIFFERENT FROM THE WORDS I USE HOW CAN I LIVE IN THIS WORLD I AM SO ANGRY
>>63969788
We don't drive Betty-sue to make out point to get to second base after the barn dance.
Just like in my American movies.
>>63970096
Good question desu.
>>63970097
Instead you molest your kid sister in the bathroom
>>63970181
That's just obscure anime shit. You actually really do all that movie stuff.
>>63969915
this desu
i cry everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhcM4WP2cTc
>>63970252
Maybe in the 80s but not now
LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR YOUUUUUU
>People still bitching about the SB halftime show after Katy fucking Perry performed last year
The halftime show is a meme show piss brake bro
yfw satch interupts them and plays viva la vida instead of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5lhzfrJhUk
does anyone else have a false memory of Green Day doing the Owl halftime show? I remember it as clearly as if it happened yesterday, but when I checked the list of former Owl halftime performers they weren't on it. I guess it's sort of like that "berenstAin bears" thing where you remember something that didn't actually exist
>>63970334
We should have an instrumental half time show, that would be dank as fuck
>>63970334
>meme guitarist
nah fuck off
>>63970309
At least with Katy there's a chance for a nip slip or some other lewd shit. Nobody wants to see a dudes nips desu.
>>63970357
You're probably just thinking of Woodstock 99
>>63970401
>meme guitarist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfEpaGTPCZY
>we wont get to see this AGAIN
>>63970524
Good
>>63970524
I want her to choke me with those thighs.
>>63970524
literally wouldn't. im not even picky.
>>63970524
She is just so fucking great
>>63970524
>>63970600
Lauren > TayTay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Eo84jDIMKI
>>63970617
Whatever you want to believe, friendo
>>63970617
nahhhhh but shes cute tho tbhfam
>>63970617
I want to be lauren's baby tampon boy
>>63968136
Adventure of a Lifetime (gotta shill their new album)
Viva La Vida
Fix You
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall
>all these faggots unironically saying taytay
the only reason i can think that tswift isnt at the owl is that she refuses to
>>63970784
Dem legs.
