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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2nd - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
> UFC 194 extended preview
https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
>TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call
https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
>UFC 194 conference call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
>Bisping vs Mousasi added to FN 83
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night
>rogan confirmed scared of cyborg
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma
>Jews did 9/11 proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcPB9rpt45Q
>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
MMADigest update: http://youtu.be/Ji4E4mWz3E4
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
VAN BUREN DESU
less than 10 days left of Weidman's title "reign"
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
>63966480
I cannot believe UFC took down the Rule The Wolrd 189 trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY_xD58kJhA
>>63966597
good, fuck any cunt who tries to cover based British 80s tunage
>Card is still intact
THANK YOU BASED MMA GODS
>>63966583
Why do you think Rockhold will win?
>>63966583
Chris will put his hands on rockhold and it will be like DC Jones again.
>>63966606
>event is next week
Why do I feel like I'm still holding my breath?
>>63966610
check the archive, cba to tell every casual who asks this because they only just turned up
>>63966559
>>63966551
She had a completely different gameplan against Pennington and Reneau, and won those fights EASILY.
Would you want his life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcWh9MHF8SQ
>>63966590
>tfw you'll never make passionate love to a sweaty Valerie
Reminder that Conrad will knock Aldo in the first
>>63966627
I would up until Dec 12th, then his life is gonna get real shit real quick
I reckon I'd take MacGregor lads.
>>63966641
Reporting for posting non Reebok brands
>>63966647
>>63966627
>"white"
>>63966620
In other words, you've got nothing.
It's too late for you to join the team, but you can still save your soul.
>>63966658
yawn, you're in 3 months ago mode m8 keep up
>>63966649
Pls post Jessica Eye
>>63966627
wait they've been together since she was 9?
>>63966681
Since she was in 9th grade
Where was The Chris' retarded son? The one that wore a cycling helmet all the time
>>63966669
>>63966647
fightsisfu
I used to read though every /heem/ thread but now they go so fast. I'll be reading along and reply to a comment but then I get to the bottom and realized everyone left the thread an hour ago and the person I replied to will never even see the (You).
>>63966571
>>Jews did 9/11 proof
Thanks for including this in the OP, OP. People need to know.
>>63966701
Threads will be slower once 194 is over and half the posters permaheem themselves
>>63966710
Also, "I'll delete you chin" is hilarious. I actually went and ctrl-fd through the previous threads to find it.
>>63966701
I know this feel too well. It sucks. Should pass once 194 is over.
>>63966701
fucking this
after the RDA/Cerrone fight we will have a quiet few weeks like last time though. Will have some based heembro posting for a few weeks until the next casual draw card comes along
I only watch cute fighters :3
>>63966730
It's going to be a giant feels thread after RDA/Cowboy since it's the holidays and people will be here fawning over the newest JJ post where she has some kooky Christmas hat or other fighters enjoying their lives
>>63966766
>tfw no friends or family but won't be alone at Christmas thanks to heem
>Aldo vs McGregor is for the EA UFC cover picture with Ronda
>>63966802
So stupid. I thought it was going to be a vote?
Reply to this post to confess /heem/ related opinions you normally wouldn't admit:
>I honestly hespec McGregor but I would never admit it to these irish shitposters
>Dockbro was on the way to demask lmaobud but got the wrong person in the end. Some poor mudslim had to be fed to the masses.
>>63966621
All these lefts in webm related are basically completely absent in Holly's other fights.
>>63966588
Should have one for the WHOLE weekend.
>>63966588
Paige
Chiesa
Sage
Theodorou
>>63966826
I like wmma
>>63966826
>i couldn't heem every here
>i don't train in a gi 3 times a week minimum
>>63966832
Become the change you want to see in the world.
>>63966817
Yeah but Honda lost so they need to put a champion ONNIT.com
>>63966826
How have I never seen that picture before?!
wouldwallpaper/10 if I didn't have normie people at my place occasionally.
>>63966826
>>Dockbro was on the way to demask lmaobud but got the wrong person in the end. Some poor mudslim had to be fed to the masses.
Then why did all those accounts with the muslim get deleted? I dont think it was the wrong person. I think you think its fucked that someone here got doxxed and youre trying to help him save face.
>>63966858
Shame on you desu
http://youtu.be/IGFDhe2UJbA
Did Dana give her the goofballs?
>>63966895
absolutely
>>63966890
not that German, but the conclusion to adan who was found on reddit/twitter (and whose accounts were deleted) to the instagram muslim whose pictures ended up being spammed was nothing but the name Adan. That's pretty weak.
>>63966891
>he trains in a gi
Fresh McGregor on the brink
https://youtu.be/X7h_ih586_0
>>63966895
you don't unironically think she was the most qualified person for the job, do you?
>>63966847
>>63966571
Just got round to watching that 194 extended preview
THE HYPE IS LITERALLY BEYOND IMAGINATION
>>63966895
someone find her twitter/instagram
>JOE-SAY IS NUT TING TO ME
>I AM DA YEW EFF CEE
>HAVE I BEEN WRONG YET YEH?
>>63966995
>>63967018
https://www.instagram.com/mollyqerim/
https://twitter.com/mollyqerim?lang=de
wasn't that hard.
>>63967018
@mollyqerim
>>63966957
I love the slow trickle of videos like this we are getting.
That Demetrious Johnson episode was fucking great
>>63967054
Embedded soon too.
>>63966951
>implying
>>63967059
Haven't have it a listen yet, why do you say it's so good? Lots of useful insight?
![image4271[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J6k76Vi.jpg "image4271[1].jpg")
>>63966957
I tell you guys something. In all my years of sparring, I would hate to go against McGregor. A lot of people who never fought don't get just how awkward of a fighter he really is inside the Octagon. Aside from his off tempo punches, his psychological warfare must be daunting to his opponent. Just look at 2:02 for reference. That's the smile of a face who's completely comfortable with his abilities as a fighter and a troll one at that.
>>63967087
>his psychological warfare must be daunting to his opponent
Unless you don't speak English
>>63967040
>>63967043
>molly qerim
>qerim
I know a turk called kerim, does that make her a turk too
germany what do you think
Quick name as many fighters as you can with the initials RG
I'll give you one for free
>Royce Gracie
>>63967114
Royler Gracie
>>63967114
Richard Gracie
>>63967114
Roger Gracie
>>63967114
Roger Gracie
>>63967114
renzo gracie, ryan gracie
>>63967109
I trust wikipedia
Qerim is half Albanian[5] and also of Middle Eastern and Mediterranean descent.[6]
So she's not white.
>>63967114
Rener Gracie
>>63967114
Rashad Gracie
>>63966826
I find women's mma far more interesting than men's.
>>63967131
Fuccboi
>>63967114
>>63967114
Rory Gracie
>>63967114
Royler Gracie
>>63967142
its middle eastern because its a muslim name, but the way its spelled is mostly turkish except for the Q
so albanian it is, wood still bang her
So, you think Sexyama will have another fight ever again after being ROBBED last Fight Night?
>>63967114
Ronda Gracie
>>63966945
Nah. I went back and checked
user that stole a comment from heem/ and posted it on /r/mma and also had a comment history full of lmaobudspeak = delatriangle
youtube account called dela triangle had adanelmi in the channel URL
All accounts connected to adan elmi has rare pepe and other /sp/ memes.
The evidence is solid.
>>63967173
hes a big draw in korea, so yes
How far away does UFC 194 have to be before you're willing to accept we'll get to see the card injury-free?
>>63967114
Ronor Gregor
>>63967207
Next Saturday night desu
>>63967207
When Dana and Joe are screaming for me to watch it after the prelims
>>63967083
DJ is great to listen too and they talk about a lot of interessting topics. his training, why ronda fucked up, reebok, weightcutting
>>63967207
After weigh ins after what happened with Barao
Wake up Jose
It is all over
>>63967207
I accepted it like 2 months ago.
>>63967287
Remind me what happened with Barao.
>>63967374
Heemed in a bathtub
>>63967357
>>63967207
Day of
>>63967234
Then you remember Stefan pulled out on the night.
>>63967374
Passed out before making weight resulting in a one day replacement joe soto who did better than barao in his 2 attempts
>Beautiful champione
What did he mean by this?
why is ireland permitted to insult jews on this board?
>>63967413
Wasn't that amazing? Siti actually went all 5 rounds. What the fuck.
>>63967453
Conor is a Jew
Weidman is finished
>>63967457
Yeah Joe Soto's accurate striking managed to surprise dillashaw especially in the first. Barao's hook heavy striking just doesn't work against someone like dillashaw, or cruz
>>63967497
nice furry porn
>>63967497
Rockhold is 'ard as fuck. Not even scared to sexually assault a Tiger.
>>63967497
>keeping tigers in cages
fucking human scum
>>63967536
>implying that's not the cage Rockhold lives in and the tiger isn't there for him to eat
>>63967497
Wow grabbing some domesticated, probably drugged animal. So badass. Almost as badass as heeming a horse.
![85000000Jose7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0lRN24.jpg "85000000Jose7[1].jpg")
>>63967536
>keeping daughters in basements instead
>>63967497
>Grabbing a Tiger's balls
Chris will run a clinic on this pretender.
To everyone else, join the team now.
>>63967497
Poor tiger
>>63967497
That poor thing
>>63966588
>all of these people picking paige vanzant
rose should literally find a new career if she loses this fight
>>63966921
>absolutely
>>63966957
Conor needs to say 'fresh' more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45FGutgfhvs
>trying to make it out like these places are tough to grow up in
>>63967593
>3-2
>>63967114
Rickson Gracie
Reminder that Conor lost to this guy:
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Artemij-Sitenkov-10155
>>63967593
Plants Vs. Zombies is actually a pretty good fighter with good coaching. She's nowhere near Joanna or Claudia yet, but she has the potential for sure. I still think Rose will win, but it honestly wouldn't surprise me if PVZ pulls it off.
>>63967630
I know. Has Frankie ever been to the mean streets of West Lynn? I doubt it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_eO2QoeCM
>>63967660
>15-14 record
>tfw I could heem every here
>>63967672
how the fuck is he not in the WWE?
>>63967536
>>63967560
>>63967581
>>63967586
heem yourselves
>>63967672
Chael is a fuccboi
>>63967691
Hey frog don't steal my shit
>>63967660
and Aldo lost to this guy
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Luciano-Azevedo-7919
>>63967696
>being a animal abuser nigger
permanently heem yourself tbqh
>>63967630
that jersey shore wife
>>63967672
Man Chael is a great actor
>>63967682
>muh record
it's easy to get a squeaky clean record when you only take fights against soccer moms and frat boys
>>63967719
Way better than the other one tbqh.
>>63967760
Not the point, also you should really not talk when you're from argentina
>>63967800
Calm down Nasheem.
We don't even exist in this list.
You are 2nd.
http://www.wonderslist.com/top-10-countries-with-maximum-rape-crimes/
>>63967760
see the difference is that Conor had no jew jitz and tapped to a guy whose 15 wins are all by submissiom, while Jose was beat the fuck up and choked out
>>63967823
Yea because argentinian rape is probably reported at the same rate right.
>tfw all the fighters you support lose at 194
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVZioWXm0ZY
were you ever this thin?
>>63967833
no the difference is that were those two bouts happening today only Aldo's fight would have a different outcome
>>63967882
where are her organs supposed to be? There's literally no space for them.
>>63967846
It's really awful liking a fighter and then seeing them get their shit kicked in
Not a nice feel at all
>>63967846
>supporting Aldo, Rockhold, Jacare, Maia and Stephens
what kind of weirdo are you m8?
>>63967940
>Jacare
>Losing
>>63967926
obviously there is you faggot retard who doesn't know shit about anatomy
>>63967957
>you faggot retard
wew lad
>>63967957
Why are you so angry?
>>63966889
fresh OC by a burgerbro (about 3-4 days old)
>>63967953
>Romero
>Not heeming Jacare
Yoel can't be stopped
>>63967742
he is basicly jersey shore
>jersey shore haircut
>jersey shore face
>jersey shore height
>jersey shore genetics
>lives in jersey shore
>>63967953
>roidy cuban jesus man
>losing
>>63967184
Ok, thanks for clearing it up.
>>63966571
First post in a heem thread
Who /irishmasterrace/ here?
Moynalty,IRL checking in
>>63968014
>smoking
>>63967957
It's pretty clear to see that she's way to skinny. That can't be healthy, I don't need to be an expert on anatomy to see that.
>>63967846
feels good being a Rockhold fan desu he won't let me down like Machida
>>63968014
>using a bic
enjoy that slow and painful death with an oxygen canister
>>63968041
>implying
I may smoke a pinch of weed out a an apple a few times a month but no cigarettes for me. Bears lighter is carried in my day pack for hiking.
part of me hates that Kingdom is yet another tv show wtih a femme fatale who looks like a total weakling, especially for an mma fighter
but then when you see the hips and the bunda I'm kinda ok with it
>>63968014
armagh here senpai
>>63968059
Enjoy getting BTFO by the IRA so hard you're forced to give them independence. just like you did to USA by losing to farmers with rifles. TOP Lel ahmed
>>63968124
enjoy getting shot
>>63968103
Her ass in those booty shorts looked great.
>>63968103
This thread is for mixed martial arts discussion. Not actresses.
I'm unfamiliar with the whole IRA things. The IRA are terrorists right? And it has to do with them being Catholics and hating Protestants?
>>63968147
so no Conor discussion allowed?
>>63968158
IRA are nasty cunts who bomb children in the name of religion and politics
protestantism is best ism
>>63967650
how come rickson didnt fight sakuraba, scared desu
>>63968138
>come to America
>hear about all the gun violence in Chicago and everywhere else
>realize it's only black crack dealers killing each other and the police don't even bother to investigate perpetuating the cycle
>now the occasional muslim shooter kills some autistic kids that will sure up our borders
Wew. Feels good to live in the greatest land on this earth desu. My father has already invested in several firearms and we go shooting in rural IL with our neighbors. People are much more friendly here.
>>63968193
>he doesn't live by the coast
>>63968185
aren't they the reason there aren't are so few trash cans in London particularly by the Tube?
>>63968158
it has very little to do with religion
>>63968191
I like Rickson but he was a bit of a pussy intent on keeping his record perfect. Even these days he refers to himself as the best ever
btw you're the first person other than me I've seen mention him in heem, <3
>>63968185
Meh killing any non-Irish catholic is a win in my book. Take a few minutes to read how shitty England treated Ireland over the course of their domination. They had it coming.
>>63968246
yh m8 they bombed their own people as well, and their leaders deliberately stalled peace talks and negotiations just to keep the killings up
>>63968224
Manchester too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_biPEdthlk
this trailer is so good
>>63968103
>not posting said bunda
>>63968246
>murdering english children is a win
>>63968222
>living by a coast
Sadly this is European "education" at its finest. Chicago is pretty much the GOAT city. The suburbs provide a perfect blend of city life and rural county. I love it tbhfam. Trust me my parents (both in medical field) didn't research every aspect of life before moving here..
>>63968282
Guess you'll just have to watch the entire series from start to finish :)
>>63968274
i like this one desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCFF_KnhOB4
>please show up december 12
>>63968246
>Meh killing any non-muslims is a win in my book. Take a few minutes to read how shitty America treated the middle east over the course of their domination. They had it coming.
>>63968289
nice blog
>>63968288
>murdering Irish children is ok
>>63968289
>he doesn't live 30 minutes away from both a mountain range and the ocean
heem urself
>>63968272
Keep spewing your lies. The English had what's coming to them. Your country is worse than israel. Passive shit government and let minorities take over their native population. Socialism at it's finest
>>63968326
>this has anything to do with my post
>>63968318
>it's ok to murder english children because their grandparents murdered irish children
>>63968045
yes you do because you're wrong
>>63968326
So IRA are similar to the PLO in that theyre brave freedom fighters fighting an oppressive empire? I can support that cause.
When I'm in Vegas for 194, should I causally mention to Irish people that Im pro IRA? Will that win my some friends?
Why does Joanna eat so many eggs?
>>63968289
Chicago sucks. Probably the worst "big city" in the US and also the most boring "big city" in the midwest. Others have some sort of gritty character that slaps you in the face. Chicago is... nothing.
>>63966588
Paige VZ
Chiesa
Northcutt
Elias
>we din do nuffin
>>63968347
wear camo and a ski mask and carry some pipe bombs too, will win u loads of friends
>The state of this thread
Heem yourselves
>>63968341
no u. I think she most likely has like half a stomach like Cerrone, there's literally not enough space for a healthy womens organs to fit into that tiny tummy.
>>63968319
We have plenty of lakes. Including a great lake. :-) all minutes away. That and the most fertile soil on planet earth. Garnering is great . brb checking out my veritable garden during this mild elnino inspired winter
>>63968313
Just replying to your obsessive comments :-/
>>63968360
>NEET kek in charge of tell people who's city is shit
Keep telling yourself Illinois is shit. NOT my first time in the states and IL BTFO any state I've ever visited
>>63968347
Yes. Americans love Irish people. I get laid all the time and grills want to husband me because I'm cute and loaded which helps.
>>63968335
Calm down, Muhammad.
/HEEM/
MMA DISCUSSION
FIGHTAN
POST TOP HEEMS
>>63968410
>>63968410
>>63968410
>>63968367
you sound like a fat middle aged woman in the comments section of facebook
>>63968434
>not hands of heem sleepy
>>63968289
>Chicago is pretty much the GOAT city
My sides. Stop reading after that
>>63968457
he wasn't even out, he was a bit rocked nothing more
>>63968434
>>63968457
post him heeming yves edwards tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_pTy7OVxWE
brendan and bryan tell more of their awesome and entertaining stories
>>63968480
>he wasn't even out,
>>63968410
>>63968480
>>63968124
You clearly do not know your history.
So, who is the second toughest person on /heem/?
>>63968441
great, now you resort to fatshaming.
>>63968326
>Literally America talking about morals right now
My sides are in overdrive
>>63968410
who is /heem/enov fighting at 195?
is there a card on December 31th?
I'd like to watch mma since I'll be alone
>>63968583
December 31st is New Year's Eve, that big Rizin card is that night
The angry swede
His hissy fits alone would scare the shit out of me
>tfw there are people posting right now who don't even have gifs
>>63968603
Oops meant for >>63968524
>>63968524
Well i'm the first so
>i'm a big black man
>can heem every here
>especially little pale white bois
>>63968524
You.
>>63968630
> I'm a traveller
> Can heem every here
> I'll bring my 4 brothers to the fight with knives
> Gives me the mental edge
>>63968609
>>63968524
1. me
2. krang
POWER GAP
99999. you
>>63968649
I've got 5 older brothers. We're all 6'5 big black men. We'll heem you all and then rape your tight little white boipussi
Redpill me on Luke Cvckhold
>>63968672
yes
>>63968672
maybe
>>63968672
Handsome chap with the best physical and mental attributes in the division on top of the most well rounded skillset (which are all at a top level so we aren't talking jack of all trades master of none here, more like master of all)
>>63968672
i dont know
>>63968663
I'll John Fury you and rip your eyeball from your socket.
>>63968410
all these heems no lawler...
ther's lineland, adlan, manhoef, macdonald, he has about 8 highlight reel KOs out of all his tko finishes
>this is tomorrow
http://youtu.be/Xcf8ZRmyr9o
>>63968704
>anyone in mma
>a master of anything
>anyone even close to being a good boxer
>>63968663
look lad
Chat shit and you'll get banged
>>63968663
Only 6'2 here and I would rip your head off and shit down ur neck
>>63968729
Fuck off you 5'2 little frog. I'll literally murder you.
>>63968672
redpill on him? it's hard to say what is the truth of his skill level, same with rockhold. he beat kennedy and jacare in 5 rounders and went to decision, the two inferior versions of weidman with t-rex arms which is the closest we can get to how this fight will go down. better kicks versus better punching with both being fairly elite on the ground. weidman quit drinking so he will easily make weight and have energy, no need for a coasting round
>>63968724
> Khabib
> not a master wrestler
Come back when you've studied more UFC.
>>63968724
>there are no good boxers in mma
