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15th machday
>friday
FC Schalke 04 - Hannover 96 (20:30)
>saturday
Borussia Mönchengladbach - Bayern München (15:30)
Hamburger SV - FSV Mainz 05
1. FC Köln - FC Augsburg
Hertha BSC Berlin - Bayer 04 Leverkusen
FC Ingolstadt 04 - TSG 1899 Hoffenheim
VfL Wolfsburg - Borussia Dortmund (18:30)
>sunday
VfB Stuttgart - Werder Bremen (15:30)
>Eintracht Frankfurt - SV Darmstadt 98 (17:30)
>top 4 showdown on Saturday
>Draxler fit for the matchday
>Stranzl and Ribery back in training
>verbal agreement by Müller to extend contract until 2021 making him the highest earning Bayern player
>'sexist' footballer Kerem Demirbay made to referee girls' match
>St. Pauli rescinds request for TV-money redistribution
>Javier Hernandez now has 10 goals in his last 7 games across all competitions for Bayer Leverkusen
>Ribery caught up in party/prostitution scandal
>Schalke finally terminate Boateng's contract
>Hummels lashes out in light of recent criticism
>de gay
>de gay
Good OP. Could have done with some anime.
>title picture includes Bayern and Wolfsburg
No sorry, I won't be posting in this thread.
>>63964611
>>63964665
I'm sorry.
I tried my best.
>this op
HGU
>>63964611
Kill sweden
>>63964549
Bayern is not allowed in bundes
make a new thread
>>63965076
This is /bundesliga/
>>63965084
>This is /bundesliga/
make a new thread
is this the official /bundes/ thread?
so since this is obviously a fake thread, where is the real bundes thread?
>>63965857
on /r/germansp
Bayern über alles
>>63965862
stop posting this fat cunt
stop posting
start posting
Why are you guys bullying my OP?
;_;
>>63966313
coz it's shit
>that one guy who prefers anime shit over the current OP
>one
>guy
>OP getting snarky
You already crossed one line, don't cross another one!
>>63966477
This was not me!
>>63966420
Why not both?
>>63966591
Amine isn't soccer related, are you really that mentally deficient?
>>63966591
I don't care for anime, but someones autism got severely triggered by the OP.
>/a/ needs to go out of my bundes
>>63966651
fuck off, fatty
Ugh... Anime made football popular!!!
>>63966651
>>63966749
no
>>63966651
you're not soccer related
>>63966785
>Muschida
fuck off /a/
you guys can't into sports
>>63966785
>>63966756
>>63966749
triggered
>>63966785
>get the fuck away from neuer
thats goat territory
>red star 93 is unironically 5th of Ligue 2
>>63966785
>>63966928
>>63966986
>being a neuer fag
kahn will always be superior
>>63967115
Is Sliti elite?
>>63967196
maybe the best one
keep in mind these guys were amateurs/part timers 2 or 3 years ago
feels weird that the club I spent most of my youth playing in gets so much bandwagon today
also Palun is good but he already had professional experience (was a recurrent player at Nice last year)
>unironically liking Neuer
Absolutely disgusting.
>>63967151
He looked like a man when he was 12
>>63967404
Supporting Schalke does that to you.
>>63967410
>Schalke
>>63967471
DELETE THIS
>>63967624
>>63967254
>>63967297
Do you still go to some games?
Played with any of the guys that are in the team today?
night
>>63967997
sweet dreams neinhold
>>63967997
sleep tight
>>63967883
sometimes when they're playing at home against the top tier of Ligue 2
I stopped playing club football at 14 or so, but no I never saw any of my old teammates at any games I went to
>>63966475
what did he mean by that?
Good night.
>>63968772
Alright.
/bundesliga/ - My personal chatroom
>>63969314
Hey, mine too. :)
>>63966475
>the cheeky little grin that says I'm laughing now but if you don't fix it I will punish you
>>63967471
UNA VELA
>>63969847
What's done is done.
>>63969847
ever see an uncircumcised dick? its fucking disgusting.
maybe we should all stop severing our umbilical cords? or go back to running 8 hours a day in order to track down a deer..
>>63969847
Wew, that's pretty rude. Why did he do this and why didn't you stop him?
>>63969905
Thanks for looking out mr jew
>>63969916
They did it so i wouldnt re produce
>>63966475
taktical genius
>>63969905
>its fucking disgusting.
>caring about the aesthetics of dicks
All dicks look weird. Why try and polish a turd?
>>63970319
>uncircumcised beta male confirmed
Bavaria is not Germany
>>63966475
Me on the danceflor.
>>63970982
>those schnellficker asihosen
German bros, what do you guys think of Volland?
He seems pretty solid every time I watch him and can't see why a bigger team hasn't bought him yet desu
>>63970530
Who else thinks Muller's banter is overrated?
>>63978571
here
Jara is the banter king of the bundes
>>63969277
Nobody goes to bed like this.
>>63979738
i do
Hey so chicharito was named player of the month. Was it really deserved? I dont watch the bundaleague so I wouldnt know. Whats the average german fan's opinion on him?
>>63980450
They're trying to milk his presence like crazy to draw Mexican fans, desu. No fucking way he's player of the month unless you're trying to push some agenda
>>63981181
he scored 10 games in the last 7 games (not only bundes though) and overall he's been consistent you imbecile
>>63981340
10 goals*
Good morning.
>>63981340
>>63981419
>tf
>tt
Why even bother responding?
why is he so perf
>>63971629
Good post.
>>63976944
He enjoys playing at Hoffenheim and that's why I don't like him.
>>63980450
They benched Fießling, so Leverkusen must be happy with him. But hands down, he also missed 2 or 3 sitters which cost Leverkusen some points.
>>63981717
what a plain looking guy
>>63981830
I want him in the EPL.
I think he's so wasted at Hoffenheim.
Then again, given how much Firmino went for I can imagine he'd go for a stupid amount and putting other teams off him.
>>63981902
If he wants to stay in the Bundesliga, some club is going to pay €10-20m for him. If he wants to move to the PL, they can ask for more, but not as much as for Firminho. Firminho was an upcoming Selecao player, that puts him in a different price category for foreign clubs.
The Superliga head coaches have named AaB's Lukas Spalvis as the best player of the Hinrunde.
I would not be surprised in the slightest if we see him playing in Germany already from January.
>>63981972
True.
I'd be surprised if he doesn't want to get off the sinking ship of HMS Hoffenheim desu.
He's still only like 22 right?
1992:
Denmark fails to qualify for the Euros behind Yugoslavia and the referendum on EU membership ends up with a 'no' majority.
2016: ???
>>63982000
He's 23.
Also, nice trips.
Apparently Yakin and Tami are both candidates to take over at Stuttgart, with Yakin being one of the preferred candidates.
>>63982798
Who's Tami?
>>63982831
Pierluigi Tami. He's the current manager of Grasshoppers/ former manager of the Swiss U21s that came second in the 2011 U21 Euros.
>>63967254
Red star paris is the unofficial club of /trb/
Where is my post about snacking the v-ching chong?
>>63983154
que?
Who is the best player in the Bundesliga?
Wolfsburg will DESTROY Dortmund
>>63983283
I am.
>>63983283
Thiago Alcantara
>>63983283
Robben
>>63983283
Hint: He plays for Bayern München.
>>63983293
I actually agree and I hate Bayern with all my heart. When he's fit and in good form he's one of the most complete players out there.
>Für David Alaba (23) ist die Bundesliga-Hinrunde vorerst gelaufen. Dies bestätigte FCB-Coach Pep Guardiola: „Die Verletzung ist doch groß. Wir sind ein bisschen sauer!“ Alaba fällt mit einer Kapselverletzung im Sprunggelenk mindestens bis Januar aus.
>>63983286
Get the fuck out of here you drunk slut.
>>63983335
Mind translating that senpai?
>>63983371
>For David Alaba (23), the Bundesliga season so far has gone for the time being. This was confirmed by FCB coach Pep Guardiola: "The injury is still large. We are a bit sour! "Alaba falls with a capsule injury in the ankle at least until January from.
>>63983371
'David Alaba has the potential to become the best centre back in the world' says Pep Guardiola
>>63983371
For David Alaba (23) is the Bundesliga-Toround beforefirst run. This confirmed FCB-Coach Pep Guardiola: „The injury is though big. We are a little bit sour!“ Alaba falls with a capsuleinjury in the jumpjoint atleast until January out.
>>63983377
>>63983400
Thanks brahs
>>63983377
The google translator is weird.
>Für David Alaba (23), die Bundesliga-Saison bisher für den Augenblick verschwunden. Dies wurde von FCB-Trainer Pep Guardiola bestätigt: ".! Die Verletzung ist immer noch groß Wir sind ein bisschen sauer" Alaba fällt mit einer Kapselverletzung im Sprunggelenk mindestens bis Januar aus.
>Far gone for David Alaba (23), the Bundesliga season for the moment. This was confirmed by FCB coach Pep Guardiola: Alaba falls with a capsule injury in the ankle at least until January of "The injury is still large, we are a bit sour.".
etc.
>>63983406
Wew lad, I tried to be funny and did a word-by-word translation and you just say "Thanks".... Is our /bundes/ English really so bad?
Why are they so perfect?
>>63983467
Nah, just wasn't sure if yours happened to be a bit rusty and I got the gist of it.
>>63983488
no homo??
>>63983488
Bayern really is a "special" club.
>>63981340
>chicharito
>consistent
Doesn't mean much when Leverkusen's play results in 10 goals per side every matchday
>>63983283
Alex Meier
>>63983283
reus
Is Chicharito getting popular in Germany?
Is he hated for being Mexican?
>>63983554
Are you mad because Americans fail in Bundesliga and a Mexican doesn't? He delivers, he is likable and gives the league a popularity boost. What's your problem, it's not like he won the ballon d'or.
>>63983610
So long as he performs he will be liked. Being Mexican is irrelevant.
>>63983639
There are plenty of successful Yanks in the Bundes. Fabian Johnson is top tier.
>>63983610
>Is Chicharito getting popular in Germany?
Yes
>Is he hated for being Mexican?
Why should he? This isn't the US Pedro.
>>63983639
Not upset, just amused. All the Bundesliga's shit on Chicharito feels so forced.
Case in point, this article titled "Wow, Mexican player scores six goals!"
He's not bad at what he does, I simply think there were better candidates for player of the month
>>63983654
>Fabian Johnson is top tier.
He's good but calling him top tier is a bit exaggerated.
>>63983610
>Is he hated for being Mexican?
are you kidding? its Germany...
MIGRANTS WELCOME!
is this the designated feels thread
>>63983686
>being this mad that immigrants are coming to someone else's country
Time for all non DDACH+Scotland posters to go back to /int/
>>63983675
It's from Bundesliga.de. Give them a few statistics and they'll write you an article.
>>63983675
>Wow, Mexican player scores six goals!
Where does the title say this?
>>63983654
> Fabian Johnson
> 3 goals so far
Nobody cares
>>63983689
No this is the /animu+occasional posting about football/ thread.
Denmark
Deutschland
Albania
Chile
Hungary
Brazil
USA
Australia
Sweden
England
Algeria
Slovenia
Yanks
>>63983837
>>63983850
if you're not on this >>63983823 list, you have to leave
>>63983857
That's not what DDACH means.
>>63983857
>Wanting Albania and Hungary in here
You dun goofed
Yankland
America
New World
KKKapital
Stars and Stripes
DT⌀S
>>63983895
classic
>>63983870
yes it is
>>63983823
>>63983837
>>63983850
>>63983894
quality posts
do you even know what "⌀" is?
Hjulmainz is the bookies' favourite as next head coach of Malmö.
>>63983940
what's the difference between "ö" and "⌀"?
It's the 27th letter (not counting w)
>>63983952
One is a Swedish letter, the other is Danish and Norwegian.
i know
i know i've let you down
>>63983959
thanks
>Macht Sebastian Rode (25) im Winter den Abflug? Nach „Express“-Informationen steht der Mittelfeldspieler des FC Bayern München kurz vor einem Wechsel zu Ligakonkurrent Bayer Leverkusen. Demnach legt die Werkself für Rode 8 bis 10 Millionen Euro auf den Tisch, um den Defensivmann in der kommenden Transferperiode fest zu verpflichten.
Schmidts high pressing game should suit him perfectly.
>>63984034
Jurgen pls
Bomb: Admits matchfixing in Superligaen
Five Germans admitted on Friday to have manipulated two matches in Superligaen.
The Germans admit to have paid an FC Vestsjælland player 450.000 DKK to affect the results of FC Vestsjælland - Esbjerg on November 1st 2014 and FC Copenhagen - FC Vestsjælland on February 22nd 2015.
Vestsjælland lost the matches 1-4 and 2-0.
As those two instances of fraud took place outside of Germany, the prosecution didn't involve the FC Vestsjælland player, and he remains unnamed.
http://ekstrabladet.dk/sport/fodbold/dansk_fodbold/superligaen/bombe-tilstaar-matchfixing-i-superligaen/5858304
https://youtu.be/WPmDVRtxRVY?t=4m23s
rudi völler and calli are so based.
I close my eyes
Only for a moment
And that moments gone
>>63984141
There must have been some large bets placed. No wonder they got caught.
>>63983837
My greatest ally brazil
time for beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdVT_sicAaw
meme
>>63983719
both of those things are STRONGLY linked with feels
hannover will win today
>>63984487
A draw. Maybe.
Get a name so I can filter you, Bazischwein.
>>63984487
i won't be watching :)
>>63984534
Lazio-Juventus or Ipswich-Middlesbrough instead?
>>63984141
So you're saying there actually is money to be made in danish football?
>>63984564
Uh yeah, the top top players earn around five million a year. Not too shabby eh
When it comes to Danish football I really like the scientific aproach of Midtjylland
>Fr 04.12. 20:30 FC Schalke 04 - Hannover 96
>>63984797
04+96=100
Nice round number
Going to listen to AGF - FC Midtjylland from 18:00.
>>63984870
CUTE
@BSchweinsteiger Thank you all for voting me player of the month. Your support means a lot to me!
>>63985400
Kiss me.
>>63985465
BACK OFF
haha time for 60
>>63985166
Badstuber to Liverpool?
I want to have sexual intercourse with most of you.
>>63985166
Degenerates + Badstuber.
>>63985678
i'm fat desu
>>63985733
>most
>>63985678
ugh, no thanks
>>63985841
oh yes
>pad3rdbundes
is the club elite now?
>>63986198
which one?
Still a while to go before Schalke - Hannover, but already a fitness blow for the visitors. Forward Uffe Bech has nerve inflammation and is OUT.
>>63986231
THE club
nürnberg
>>63986231
dä Glubb
>>63985678
Are you cute?
>>63986272
never heard of it
Schalke: Fährmann, Riether, Höwedes, Matip, Aogo, Geis, Goretzka, Meyer, Sané, Choupo-Moting, Huntelaar
Hannover: Zieler, Sorg, Marcelo, Schulz, Albornoz, Sané, Schmiedebach, Gülselam, Karaman, Andreasen, Sobiech
AGF won 2-1
>>63986697
most likely a fixed result
>>63986764
That's the smart assumption about any game that involves Kim Aabech
>>63986262
There goes the one reason to watch the match
vaginas are disgusting
>>63986879
true assholes are more visually pleasing
>>63986879
Homosexual detected
>>63986851
Looks like a baboon's ass
the girl is pretty ugly. But that might just be because of the angle
>>63987081
pretty sure it's jessie andrews
>ex porn star
>house music
hah...
>>63987107
damn she's really ugly
>>63986320
stream?
i would use firstrow but i don't want to turn off adblock
>>63987166
it's already over
>>63987166
google "sky go"
hello I am home now
where are the posts about the bundes?
>>63987208
>Schalke
>>63987208
helloooooooooooooo!!!!
Why did Tobi stop posting?
Was he just Herman on a proxy?
>>63987208
>>63987234
Hello
>>63987208
My best friend, Johannes' brother, died in a car accident four years ago. He's dead and gone. /bundes/ is his favourite place. I'm gonna build him a stadium.
You don't have to be a memer to be an Earth Rocker. Neinhold's an Earth Rocker.
My other best friend, Denmark, is drinking again; she's back in rehab for her sixteenth time. Good luck with that one.
I'm sick of the bullshit, sick of all the shit. I don't go out anymore, because I hate every motherfucker; I don't care what they're up to. Four years, I wasted, sipping on drinks at the bar, chit-chattin' with fuckin' nobodies. Now I stay at home, like a fucking hermit, not gonna take any shit from anybody.
I know what's going on. I got set up. I got jumped. Thank God Emily wasn't there to watch me get my fucking ass kicked - she would've spouted some memes and probably gone to jail. She's got a big mouth.
I live for this shit. I love it. Bring it the fuck on.
Payback's a bitch, motherfucWOOOAAHH OOOAAAAHHH CAN YOU HEAR THE CALL FOR THE WASTED AND WOUNDED
WOOOAAHH OOOAAAAHHH WASTED AND WOUNDED
WASTED AND WOUNDED!
>>63987243
heyy!!
>>63987238
Why did Herman stop posting?
Was he just Johannes on a proxy?
Where is Scotland?
>>63987238
He did not. He has his German flag back.
>>63987246
You've had a roof time of it.
>>63987280
Quote a post of him ITT.
tobi hat computer-verbot
>>63987199
oh ?
>>63987204
doesn't support google chrome :(
>>63987293
I cannot. He posted in the previous thread
>>63987336
rojadirecta.me
>>63987293
see here
>>63987293
>>63987279
A small town in northern England
>no Denmark
>no Scotland
>barely any France
Might as well go to bed.
Meyer should learn from Geis how to take a hit
>>63987411
You forgot
>no jeff
>>63987411
I'm not watching
>>63987427
>jeff
i'm glad my bullying made that fucker leave desu
>>63987477
Kill youself.
Sahne is improving all the time
>>63987477
He should come back. Being bullied was only bad thing he did
>dat pass to Huntelaar
>Huntelaar
>>63987558
>0-0
>>63987640
You're looking good, Tobi
>>63987748
h-hi
>>63987411
>schalke v hannover
>>63987786
So how was your day?
>>63987829
what's up?
Do we know why all these Johannes Ausländer are shitting up our German thread? Are they actually interested in the league or do they just want to be the special snowflake once in their life?
