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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II
January 2nd - UFC 195: Lawler vs Condit
> UFC 194 extended preview
https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y
>TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call
https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY
>UFC 194 conference call
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs
>Bisping vs Mousasi added to FN 83
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night
>rogan confirmed scared of cyborg
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma
>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news
>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
MMADigest update: http://youtu.be/Ji4E4mWz3E4
Legal free fights
>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
GET HYPE
Press F
First for qt.314 Joanna
mewvment is medicine
>>63957689
UFC should have a weekly YouTube video showing what Joanna's up to
Who wins and how?
remember this is a /teamgoof/ thread
>>63957679
The weigh ins will be bigger than any UFC event that has been held.
>>63957712
>>63957710
I'd watch.
>>63957711
Jacare
Sub
>>63957711
Jacare
3rd round submission
>>63957711
yoel via flying memekick
>>63957740
>that Goldie face twitching
Somebody better tell him where the fucking pills have been stashed.
>>63957711
Romero via athleticism.
>>63957778
you'll never get me lucky charms
>>63957711
>discount The Rock and John Cena
>>63957711
Romero through regular, non-gay jaysus
>>63957712
EDGYBRAH
When is Rener going to shit all over the LHW division and make JBJ tap?
>one of the shooters was a muslim
But le refugees
>>63957711
i feel like i'm the only one looking forward to this fight more than weidman/rockhold fight, i already know the chris will win. Yoel and Jacare are bigger threats
>>63957822
T.. THIS FIGHT BROUGHT TO YOU BY... BROUGHT... IT TAKES A LOT OF.. ENERGY JOE...
Joe.... IT ALL TAKES A LOT OF ENERGY
>>63957842
b-but what if Jacare hits Romero so hard that Romero forgets Jesus?
Would the mountain become HW champ if he really wanted to?
Rose Namajunas vs. Paige VanZant
Jim Miller vs. Michael Chiesa
Sage Northcutt vs. Cody Pfister
Elias Theodorou vs. Thiago Santos
>>63957903
He would die making 265
>>63957891
AUSTRAYLIA, WHY YOU FOR GAY JEESHUS
>>63957884
Goldie knows a lot about the kind of energy required to be a true rockstar
>>63957903
No, he still would need to make 265.
>>63957903
Conor broke him
>>63957924
Are my and my flatmates the only ones who cheer everytime Goldie shows his pirly whites?
He fucking loves teasing that smile.
Then when the women's fights come on he can't stop smiling.
>>63957915
PVZ
Miller
Northc-uck
Thiago Santos
>>63957891
>Romero forgets Jesus
JBJ immediately goes to HW just to get away from him
A 'YES MAN' comes up to you and says this, what do you do?
>>63957943
i don't know why the term flat bothers me so much
>>63958024
Call him a faggot and then heem him a few times
>>63957943
I cheer whenever he speaks
>>63958024
Punch him in the throat and then remove his testicles. He doesn't deserve them.
>>63958024
my days pham I would kill him
Reminder that Northcück's dad couldnt stand to be away from his fuccboi for too long and pulled him back from Tristar mid camp.
>>63958075
Career suicide.
>>63957915
PVZ
Miller
Sage
Theodorou
>>63958075
not true, source?
>>63958075
i think he just realized who the coach is
>>63958075
Sage's dad making the smart call. Avoiding injuries should be the number 1 priority for young fighters. All the major camps have had notable injury issues in the past, and everyone will practice hard with Sage to prove a point.
>>63958075
but then again, why stay in canada whole camp if fight is in states, wouldn't that throw your whole body off?
>>63958106
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/12/2/9836576/ufc-fight-night-80-sage-northcutt-pulled-from-tristar-ahead-cody-pfister-fight-dec-10-mma
>paige is -200
rose is literally free money
>>63958024
KO him stiff.
>>63958185
>went to check SkyBet
>they're already taking bets an a Ronda vs Holm rematch
>Ronda is still fave at 4/9
>Holm 13/8
May put this month's wage son Holm
>>63958185
#istandwithzant
>Terrorist attack in California
>14 confirmed dead
If these ISIS faggots mess up UFC 194 I swear I'm going to lose my motherfucking mind.
>>63958262
Don't do it. That fight may never happen.
>>63958290
Then I get my money back
>>63958265
Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani 4m4 minutes ago
Comfirmed reports coming in that both Weidman and Aldo have been killed by ISIS
>>63958265
Will you join the Air Force and help bomb them? Or travel to Syria and fight with the Kurds?
>>63958296
How would you do that? The bookies would still be holding it.
>>63958312
OMG IT'S REAL
>>63958265
this past week has been literal shit (personally), if any of these fights get cancelled i'm going to have to increase my complaining on this anonymous board
>>63958324
ill join the team and heem them
>>63958169
>"His father is worried about allowing Sage to go to Canada without being there to monitor him."
Is it safe to say that Basil is as good as cut?
>>63958265
>Aldo gets shot by ISIS on the way to the MGM
>Hes wearing the vest that Lorenzo bought him
>Bullet ricochets and hits terrorist
>The fight goes on
>>63958360
>Fighting them from the inside
American education isn't so bad after all.
>>63958334
It's listed for December 31 2016 so if it didn't happen by that day, they would have to refund anything laid down
You MUST train with a gi AT LEAST 3 times a week
i'm actually going to purchase this PPV mcgregor is very good for your sport
>>63958379
So you're willing to let bookies have your money for a year?
>>63958406
Thanks Dana. I would too, but I get it for free on BT Sports.
Connor and Wyman picked Rockhold to win on Heavy Hands
Do you respect their opinions?
>>63958415
Of course, this is the money game, ya little american pussy.
>>63958418
I would heem myself forever if BT didn't give us them for free.
>>63958448
>Do you respect their opinions?
Not really. But they're right.
I wonder what does Robin Black think.
>>63958448
Connor yes
Wyman 50/50
Dallas Winston big yes
>>63958505
I don't even pay for mine, I use my mate's dad's account, and his Sky
We get it in return for hosting events
>>63958448
STOP DOUBTING ME
STOP DOUBTING ME
>>63958527
I pay £10/month for BT and BT internet. Pretty good deal I'd say.
>>63958169
>Zahabi gassed a u20 bodybuilder
The fuck he's been doing?
>>63958448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4Pyr73R1i8
1:15:47
>>63958265
>>63958312
>>63958338
WHAT KINDA FACIAL HAIR U WANT FÄM?
>7 qualityUFC cards in 2 months
Is there such a thing as too much MMA?
>>63958578
>>63958578
you mean like the rest of the year when there is a shit card every single Saturday
>>63958578
not when you're american and every card is on at a comfortable time
>>63958578
due to the immense oversaturation of pretty much every sport in bongland, one ufc card per week is not enough imo
>>63958612
Your opinion = W.G.A.F.
If ISIS disrupts 194 would you join the marines and heem every of them?
Sage Northcutt's daddy is a DEA snitch
>>63958637
Or if you're a NEET and time doesn't mean shit.
>>63958711
can't understand the mentality of someone who is willing to submit an application to work for an organization like the DEA
Who else is looking forward to this UFC MMA Fight card?
>>63958578
Embrace it, friend
>>63958711
More here
>http://openjurist.org/972/f2d/590/united-states-v-white
>>63958653
i feel like this is true for america too. people are used to the NFL where games are on every week and the ufc takes 3 week breaks with no events sometimes
>>63958781
Is she a strawweight or bantamweight mma fighter?
>>63957915
PVZ
Chiesa
Sage via All Fields
Theodorou
>>63958799
Bundaweight
TUF TIME LADS
>>63958711
TOP FUCKING KEK
No wonder the little goof is an epitomization of a labrador retriever. The guy is topped to the tits with laughers.
Oh, lawd this just got a whole 'nother aspect of strange.
TUF time lads
TUF time, lads
TUF time, lads.
Lads, anybody have the time?
Nice and flowy time lads
TUF time, lads.
Snake in dee grass time lads
[Illegal] http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/team-mcgregor-vs-team-faber-live-streaming
>tfw only get to see one American btfo tonight
I don't have much hope for the last remaining American to win tonight
>>63957915
Namajunas
Miller
Cody Sister-Pfister
Santos
>>63958977
Did they forget to mix the audio on this episode?
>>63958966
My gf says I cant watch live cause shes not caught up on the episodes and shes in the kitchen cooking dinner :(
[Heavy breathing]
>>63959046
Go heem her and then drag her body into the bathroom.
>so quiet you can hear them breath
>>63958375
underrated post
>>63958471
>money game
>betting on fights
dat Dana face
Dana with the fuckin goof face
>9 days of Fury
ISIS Swede BTFO
>>63959234
great bunda with OK face
>>63959234
>great face with OK bunda
what's up with England's brave Marcin Held with the Union flag?
>>63959234
Massive cock with OK face.
kek
>>63959305
>babbys first tuf stream
>these GSP nos commercials
attaboiiii
Why the hell was the last fight so quite?
JAB RIGHT HOOK
how do you spell 'work' the way Conor pronounces it? It's like wolk
>>63959356
no corners
This is going to be 3 rounds desu
>>63959380
wook
Are you going to buy 194 or stream it illegally?
>Pearl Harbour invitational
>>63959409
The city of you.
>>63959409
Watch it legally on Bt Sport in HD senpai
>mcgoobz lifetime eyelid scar from mendes
checkmate ireland
>>63959409
I just might buy a PPV for the first time
>>63959425
Just saying, if you like what they've done with their product, you should compensate them for their effort.
>>63959427
This
Feels good being in the British Isles.
>>63959409
>not watching it with your gym-lads at a sports bar
kek
>>63959409
watch it legally using my proxy
>>63959442
Yes, I'm definitely going to bite into that pirate bay morality and allow myself to be emotionally blackmailed into giving out money for something I can get for free.
>>63959444
this desu, though Sky Might be getting UFC after February and they might be scum and stick it on PPV or even worse try do their own commentary and analysis.
>>63959442
>moar like just super saiyan amirite guies
srsly tho pirates r the worse.
>>63959453
My gym-lads are boxing fags who shit on MMA and claim X boxer would beat Y MMA fighter. I rather just watch alone and shitpost.
>>63959481
Would actually probably kill myself if that happened.
>>63959475
Where can you get it in HD live and reliably and not 5 minutes behind for free senpai?
>>63959436
So Rory the jab heems his knee
Mendes the takedown heems his eye
How many fights until he's Cerrone'd?
>>63958165
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor
lol
are you talking about time zones?
it would depend on which of our 6 times zones he's in, compared to the fight location, obviously.
But over the long term that's minimal jet lag and can easily be prepared for so that it makes no difference.
>>63959498
serbia doesnt watch events live
he literally sleeps through them and torrents them the next day
serbia is a FAKE fight fan
Does the Ameribro going to 194 have decent seats? Is he autistic enough to hold up a /heem/ sign?
>>63959508
If you don't watch sports LIVE you are not a sports fan, you should be over on
>>>/asp/
>>63959498
>what is acestream
It's like you've never done this before
>>63959549
Acestream is always behind the TV senpai
>>63959508
Its literally 4:44 am here and I'm fucking up my sleeping pattern so that I don't have to miss any one of the cards. Only 2 brits and a German are bigger FightFans than me tbqphwyf.
>>63958367
>"His father is worried about allowing Sage to go to Canada without being there to monitor him."
What's the old fellow afraid of, eh?
If you're not watching 194 with at least 2 friends you are not a fight fan
JUST
>>63959560
Big Canadian Cock. If he can't fuck Sage, then no one can.
>>63959528
What could go wrong.
>>63959567
>bitch fest when the meme dies
I would pay top dollar for a stream of you and your "friends" during 194.
>>63959567
I've got my buddies Left and Right with me and they'd fuck you up
>>63959567
Watching it with 2 brothers if that counts.
>>63958504
I took your idea and used my Paint skills.
>>63959596
Fight Companion :^)
boys i can't wait
just a few more days
this is going to be the high point of my life
watching one ninety fooouuurrrr
>>63959554
The one I use is of BT Sport, and it's as up to date as I can find compared to any other stream for PPVs, and it's sometimes even a few seconds ahead of my paid cable broadcast for the fight nights. Doesn't stutter if your download speed isn't shit
Find a better stream ID
>>63959455
how?
I have a vpn
>>63959560
I wouldn't expect any practicing Christian to feel comfortable or even safe in the 'country' Canada is becoming.
Saul Rodgers is going to kuck this Polish fuccboi
europe wins if I'm going to be quite perfectly honest with you family members
Pretty good fight, honestly
ALDO? ALDO IS HERE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGp9bQzl1Wk&feature=youtu.be&a
>>63959596
"friends" what does that even mean? Why put it in quotes?
Do you find it that hard to believe that he, or anybody, can have friends?
That's that then.
Ariel Helwani Retweeted
MMAFighting.com @MMAFighting 7m47 minutes ago
UFC 194 co-headliner Chris Weidman appears to have suffered an ACL injury. X-ray scheduled, Updates soon.
>>63959690
Nooooo ;_;
>>63959661
USA USA USA
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>>63959690
Nice try senpai I have all of Helwani's tweets sent straight to my phone
>>63959688
Ireland doesn't have friends, lets be honest.
YUROS BTFO
>>63959567
First card since 167 where I'm having people over to watch the PPV.
>>63959690
I would literally kick you in the nuts right now.
I had some fucking fag tell me today that Rousey could beat Golovkin and Mayweather
>they brought in Aldo to bantz with McGregor
10 DAYS
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>>63959741
I-it's just a prank!
>tfw live an hour away from where the shit went down away
>could've been me (somehow)
>getting killed before UFC 193
I REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEfuse. After 193 I can go back to /just existing/ or ISIS can take me out. I cannot die before 193.
Conor kinda spoiled it that Artem won in an interview.
Reminder that there is literally 10 days for Aldo or to pull out (again) due to injury.
It was basically confirmed artem was in the final by the mcgregor media scrum,
Conor says something along the lines "gonna be three great fights dec 11 and 12th" when referring to himself, gunnar and artem
>there are goofs in this thread right now who think PVZ is just a meme and is going to get run over by Rose "couldnt even win TUF" Namawhonas
>>63959769
193 already happened senpai
>>63959769
194*. I agree. Britain agreed to partake in the air strikes today. England is absolutely a target now. After 194, kill me.
can someone update me on whats happening on tuf? I was in the gym and missed it.
>>63959762
I have high blood pressure, constipation and an erection while waiting for 194, I cannot handle pranks right now tbqph ;_;
>>63959813
Saul Rodgers won
>>63959777
I wish I was her shorts. Seems kumphy as fuck desu family.
>>63959787
I meant to do that. But I refuse to die before 194. But seeing Ronda get killed was incredible. I can actually die a happy man, maybe.
>>63959809
I heard because you guys are getting in on the action the place got shot up today. But that was something I heard someone say on the local news so it was probably some bullshit.
>>63959754
fuckk man Aldo is going to hurt him so bad
>>63959838
It's just a matter of time before England gets attacked. We've probably got tons of ISIS sleeper cells in London right now.
No makeup.
>>63959780
I imagine he will be in the final but he could also just be fighting on the card
>>63959881
literally my m8 Steve
>>63959881
Most women look bad without make up.
They are inferior beings
>>63959943
She looks good, though.
Some McGoat self-dick-riding
https://youtu.be/kAmmWOazboc
>>63959853
ISIS = Michael Bisping of the terrorist. No I'm not trying to be a dick and say Bisping = terrorist. They can't handle the banter, in this case bombs.
>Bisping talks mad shit
>ISIS kidnaps people and tortures them,blows people up
>Big ups lad
>ISIS get bombed
>OI M8 YOU CAN'T DO THAT YOU FOOK!
>Bisping releases interview where he is saying he is giving Nick Diaz the honor of fighting him (before Nick fought Anderson) and talked a bunch of other stuff
>ISIS release video of them doing shit
>Yeah bruv, I got em good m8
>they get video sent back (Tim Kennedy video where he made fun of Bisping)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK1a8ifYy7M
>OI YOU CAN'T DO THAT SHITE M8 NOT COOL
If you can't handle it then don't dish it out. Bisping/ISIS = that guy in high school who would crack jokes about people's mom when everyone was in a group making yo momma jokes but would get super ass hurt when someone made a joke about his mum
>>63959988
he's so boring when he's by himself
literally couldn't make it halfway through this
>>63959997
Agreed. Part of the appeal to his banter is watching people get rustled by it. When there's no reaction to his trash talk he gets pretty boring, repeatedly tooking about wot he tinks and wot dey dun tink
>>63959993
You actually took the time to type that post.
>>63959993
Nice Blog
>>63960080
You gonna do something about it? Sit down and delete your post before I delete your chin with my fist.
>>63959993
>>63960110
No, no. I'm good. Here's a (You)
>>63960107
>>63960110
no way i'd bet on a random american vs a random slav
>>63960107
she's hot
>>63959993
Here's your (you)
>>63960107
that fucking hairline
>>63960129
quit objectifying her, shitlord
>>63959683
This is actually pretty good. DJ is a very good analyst.
Jimmy Kimmel stream?
>>63960107
you kidding me?
>>63960110
>before I delete your chin with my fist.
jej
what channel is the jimmy kimmel show on?
>>63960107
>>63960187
>people you wish get career ending injuries
Pic very related. Also was Pettis a meme? Can he be champ again. This is serious question. Plz reply.
>>63960210
>was Pettis a meme?
yes
>>63958977
idktf
>>63959528
I'm in Section 1 and no I'm not bringing any sign cause people dont bring signs to UFC events.
>>63958312
made me lol
fuck i have to watch this kek till conor comes on
>>63960206
JESUS H CHRIST
![sage-northcutt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uWzGKQQ.jpg "sage-northcutt[1].jpg")
" The next morning, Mike returned to the hotel carrying a canvas bag. Moments after entering Room 909, he left again. As he walked toward the parking lot, a handful of armed DEA agents descended on him. Mike was arrested and booked on two federal drug charges. In the bag; twenty-one pounds of cocaine, with an estimated value of $242,000. A little later, DEA agents also arrested John White as he tried to enter the room. Mike was charged with taking the cocaine in lieu of legal fees to represent thirty-year-old Mark Monroe Northcutt. Known in gyms around the state as a steroid dealer, Northcutt was a body builder and power lifter who had been arrested six months before in Houston for possession of twenty-five kilos of cocaine. After his arrest, he had called a Dallas body builder named John Hoffman, whom Mike was representing on steroid charges, and asked his opinion of Wilson, apparently at the instigation of the DEA. "I loved Mike," Hoffman says. Northcutt agreed to set up Wilson. He made audio tapes of conversations with Mike, saying that he wanted the lawyer to represent him, but he had no money, only "product" that Mike could use. On one tape, Mike reportedly says, "I can’t do that; then I’d gel in trouble, too." During a phone call Northcutt taped with Hoffman, Northcutt complains that he can’t get Mike to come to Houston or answer his phone calls. Wilson, meanwhile, had asked another body builder friend. Keith Rowe, his opinion of Northcutt. Rowe told him: "A con from the word go." He warned Mike to be careful. "When [Wilson] was arrested, I knew instantly it was Northcutt, working his case off" Rowe says. Rowe says he can believe many things about Wilson, but not that he intended to sell the cocaine. "He wouldn’t deal drugs- never," Rowe says. "But he got screwed up on that shit."
tl;dr where were you when sage was busted for steroids?
>>63960335
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>>63960206
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>>63960322
next potato famine when?
>>63960350
when mcgoat loses
>>63960335
WEW
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Has someone actually reported on this or is this elite heem journalism?
>>63960356
>when mcgoob loses
10 days
