>The AP’s first published results were based on samples taken along the shores of the lagoon where rowing and canoeing events will be held. Other samples were drawn from the marina where sailors enter the water and in the Copacabana Beach surf, where marathon and triathlon swimming will take place. Ipanema Beach, popular with tourists and where many of the expected 350,000 foreign visitors will take a dip during the games, was also tested.
>Since then, the AP expanded its testing to include offshore sampling sites inside Olympic sailing courses in Guanabara Bay and in the middle of the lagoon where rowing and canoeing lanes were located during recent test events.
>The tests found the lagoon and bay to be consistently virus-laden throughout, but it also captured a spike in the bacterial fecal coliforms in the lagoon — to over 16 times the amount permitted under Brazilian law.
>An expert tells the news outlet athletes “who ingest three teaspoons of water” during their events have a 99 percent chance of catching a virus.
Why are the Olympics being held there?
Why hold the olympics anywhere other than the US, Canada, or a Western Yuro country?
>>63951629
>>An expert tells the news outlet athletes “who ingest three teaspoons of water” during their events have a 99 percent chance of catching a virus.
Wow. You literally have a higher chance at getting a virus swimming I'm Brazil than getting creampied in the ass by an HIV positive dude.
>>63951649
Because those countries won't pay IOC officials bribes anymore. For example the 2022 winter olympics only had two bids: Beijing and Almaty (lel) because of their ridiculous demands
>>63951649
because australia exists
>>63951690
How do we know Australia actually exists? I've never been there or seen it with my own eyes.
>>63951713
All the shitposts have to come from somewhere, anon
>>63951713
>I've never been there or seen it with my own eyes.
So o guess you don't believe vaginas exist either.
>>63951629
There is more than one kind of shit.
What the fuck are they even going to do about things like security?! Are they literally gonna have to open their checkbooks for PMCs since their own security apparatus is a joke?
>>63951673
I would imagine getting creampied in the ass by a HIV positive dude would result in getting the package 100% of the time.
>>63951731
FATALITY
>>63951731
lmao
>>63951731
stop the black on black crime
>>63951746
I think it's actually around ten percent.
I'm patiently waiting for some Brazilians to claim this is all lies.
>>63951731
topkek
>>63951629
>An expert tells the news outlet athletes “who ingest three teaspoons of water” during their events have a 99 percent chance of catching a virus.
kek.
train all your life for no money, be an unpaid performer for the rich and huge corporations.
catch one of almost 20 diseases available in the water.
>>63951649
We've learned, m8. I've lived in 3 "olympic cities" and the games are a complete scam. It's truly outrageous when you look closely. Like it is 500 years ago in the days of serfs and kings.
Any city the WANTS to host the Olympics needs a very gullible population to approve it.
>>63951731
Ahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahaha
Brazil is ahead of the curve. They have adopted the latest trends from India.
>>63951731
Merciless
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
>>63951788
What was it about 84 in L.A. that made it actually profitable? Was in cold war theatrics? A decent infrastructure? Dick Ebersol?
STREAMS
>>63951731
BTFO
T
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>>63951867
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>>63951753
Fuck off. It wasn't even funny and doesn't even make any sense.
>>63951893
BUTTHURT
>>63951893
Lol it's true then?
>>63951731
>>63951731
ITT: Post things that Brazil is competent at in 2015
Rio is going to be a trainwreck
Also Brazil are going to to dreadful even with home advantage
DESIGNATED SHITTING STREAMS
>>63951985
burglary
>>63951985
A close second to america for being shot (t b h)
DESIGNATED SEWAGE BAYS
>>63951731
BRUTAL
