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Upcoming MMA events
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale: Mendes vs Edgar
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
December 19 - UFC on Fox 17: RDA vs Cerrone II

194 extended preview: https://youtu.be/5-dKGd67g0Y

TUF 22:Edgar vs Mendes/PVZ vs Namajunas conference call: https://youtu.be/trS7baRO7lY

>Bisping vs Mousasi added to FN 83
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9826218/michael-bisping-vs-gegard-mousasi-among-additions-to-ufc-fight-night

>rogan confirmed scared of cyborg
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/1/9826226/joe-rogan-takes-full-responsibility-for-cris-cyborg-joke-formally-dana-white-ufc-wmma

>Faber open to a fight with Silly Dilly
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/30/9816790/morning-report-ufc-194-mcgregor-aldo-urijah-faber-dillashaw-rousey-mma-news

>A look into the mind of a fighter facing Aldo
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/27/9798748/the-night-we-faced-jose-aldo-ufc-194-conor-mcgregor

MMADigest update: http://youtu.be/Ji4E4mWz3E4

Legal free fights

>Weidman vs Silva I
https://youtu.be/RHRaUqAs9C4
>Rockhold vs Machida
https://youtu.be/8oMOrY1vnk8
>McGregor vs Peahead
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>rose vs Kathina Catron
https://youtu.be/A4S3ELRNlL0
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oo look at me I'm a big ponsey American poof who puts effort into ops
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This thread is better desu
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>>63949890
It's literally the same OP I used yesterday tbqhwy
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xth for Genki

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGdyaDnnrLM
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>>63949890

>Being this autistic.
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>>63950117

>Posting World Order
>not the INFINITELY superior song and video Mind Shift

SVEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

https://youtu.be/LBRo8ErJh-M
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>>63949875
dumb mobileposter
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Rose or Vanzant??
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>>63950218
Tugjob Rose
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Who's excited for McGregor vs Aldo?
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>>63950241
Literally who vs who?
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>>63950235
KO, DEC or Sub?
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>>63950241
Aldo will win by flying knee if not submission
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>>63950246
Split decision
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>>63950235
>Tugjob Rose
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>>63950170
when I make you tap I'll say 'being this heemed'
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Saul Rodgers
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>>63950314

U VA MOHERRR
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>>63945306
miesha would be champ if she didn't get implants
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Wow Anderson Silva was clowning hard in that Weidman fight.
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>>63950424
w8 those r fake? :(
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>>63950424
if she believed in herself she wouldn't get implants
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>>63950443
>Anderson didn't touch gloves in the first fight
>got knocked out
>Anderson touched gloves in the second fight
>got knocked out (then woken up when the Chris was smashing his face)
>lost again
>Ronda didn't touch gloves
>got knocked out
>mfw Ronda touches gloves
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Just got BT Sports lads, now I can come here and report all the streams :^)
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Who /BEYONDIMAGINATION/ here?
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>>63950509
>Anderson touched gloves in the second fight
>got knocked out (then woken up when the Chris was smashing his face)
Right in the 1R. Ultimately he succumbed to ref stoppage due to leg break in the 2R.

Just noticed both the Rousey and Silva losses are so evocative because of their KTFO losses, and they both happened early in the second round after a disheartening pasting in the first.
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2594909-the-cost-mmas-injury-epidemic-and-how-the-ufc-is-seeking-to-fix-it

Northkek leaves Tristar because his daddy didn't like it
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>>63950580
I think his father may be a serious detriment to his development as a fighter.
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>>63950538


5 days until Aldo pulls out.
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http://youtu.be/gRP8x32xEWE
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>>63950611

Well it's his dad who trained him all these years.
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>>63950580
>one that saw the entire Pistons team—including superstar Andre Drummond—travel to Las Vegas for a week of training at the Ultimate Fighter Gym with women’s strawweight champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk and others.

oh well, on to the next sheemwaifu i guess...
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>>63950580
wasn't he flying there yesterday?
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>>63950657
>7:20
Chris Weidman: All around good guy
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>>63950736
dunno pham, just saw it on sherdog
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>>63950677

His dad will probably disown him if he goes against his orders
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>>63950611
>>63950677
>>63950786

his dad seems like the kind of guy that will be accused of molesting kids in about 10 years
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>>63950736
somebody posted an old picture.
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>tfw when you join an awesome guild with great perks but they want you to leave your party to carry some scrubs

what do?
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>>63950829
Stop playing WoW/whatever shit MMORPG that you are currently playing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLXetQXrJnc
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The fix is in
http://www.ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/Mens_Conor_McGregor_Black_UFC_189_Champions_Long_Sleeve_T-Shirt
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>>63950652
Daily reminder.
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>>63950458
YOU CANT BRUISE SILICONE FAMILY
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lads please take a moment and downvote this hack slack article

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/3v62q2/edgar_versus_mendes_precision_meets_power/
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>>63950891
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>>63950911
Do you try to censor his posts for free?
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>>63950891

LUMP ON CONOR
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>>63950911

don't you have enough scrub accounts to do it yourself?
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>>63950900
If Aldo pulls out again he is getting stripped, and rightfully so
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>>63950941
No, he isn't.
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>>63950891
Maybe they pre-recorded UFC 194 and this is the first leak of the results. Sort of like how TUF results leak out.
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>>63950900
>tells others to believe and cap his post
>caps it himself
>reposts it himself

Seriously, Serbia?
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When was the last time Aldo injured himself to pull out if his own fight twice?

I honestly just want both guys to fight and settle this hypetrain once and for all desu senpai
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>>63950958
Seriously, I am not a man of high morals I can stoop lower.
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>>63950982
pls m8

when Conor wins there'll still be people saying he's all hype
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>>63950998
>h-he is too b-big for featherweight
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>>63950900
no humour or truth to it, stop trying so hard
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>>63951028
enjoy the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAGSk7XgzA
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>>63951012

If he wants to see them so much then maybe he should get a fight pass subscription :DDD
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>>63951012

The fact these strong wymyn aren't headlining 194 is an insult to wymyn everywhere
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>>63950891
Don't they just do this for both fighters? Like in the NFL they have Superbowl Champion shirts and hats made up for both teams, and then the losing team's merchandise just ends up going to Africa or some shit.
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>>63951012
>le divas revolution man
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>>63951120
>even reebok keks gus
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>>63951130
How is this a keking?
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>>63951139
The "Mauler" Gus's nickname. Pettis is "Showtime". The Swede got keked, yet again lel
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>>63951012
a technically terrible 21 year old girl headlining a card in a non title fight isn't enough
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dude came in the gym this morning claiming to be advanced and tried to do some light sparring. declined head gear and started trying too hard during warm ups to impress everyone.

i got paired up with him and he gave me a warning that he 'goes hard.' he then charged in with some some decent combos and got me walking back a little bit but then i just planted my feet and practiced dodging/blocking after he gassed out.

next round i light him up with cheeky high/low combos and mix in some jabs when he drops his hands. next round he asked to sit out and i give him a nice pat on the back.

gotta be humble when you come into someone else's gym, lads.
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>>63951251
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>>63951251
Nice blog faggot.
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>>63951251
Dude, I get enough mma fiction from Kingdom.
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>>63951287
>>63951311
This is not some unbelivable story, everyone is actualy not a total failure.
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>>63951251

Keep it nice and flowy, light on your feet, let them shots go, be peshent. These are the tings that you need to succeed.
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>>63950528
Mobdro on android, can't do shit about that you potato fucker
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Sometimes I wonder if based nephew is still amongst us. And based boobs bro. And the guy who hit on Ariel via tinder.
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Lads, Conor is going to be jimmy kümmel tonight also
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>>63951251
I had this happen once to me too, but the guy I went against didn't warn me about going hard or anything.

>light sparring session
>this dude shows up looking 110% serious like he's about to fight Cormier for the LHW title
>I basically just circle and jab in the beginning
>dude starts throwing haymakers and leg kicking me as hard as he can
>I fire back with body kicks and front kicks for days until he's gasping and panting and completely gassed then resume circling and jabbing lightly

>next round he goes up against a dude who's smaller than him, but competes seriously and often
>he does the same thing he did against me
>competition guy gets angry and starts really hitting back, can hear the thuds ringing out through the room
>coach steps in and warns the new guy that the guy he's hitting could seriously hurt him if he keeps pushing him
>new guy meekly backs down
>never see him back on sparring days after that
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>>63951391

MEDIA OBLEEGAYSHONS
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Tried out this new gym earlier today, I've been training for a long time so I was quite honest with the guys there and let them know I'm pretty experienced so no need to take baby steps with me. They really didn't seem to like this, despite how polite I was about it, and the owner demanded I get in their cage for some heavy sparring with their top student, without head gear.

This guy gets in the cage, out of shape, wheezing, full on neckbeard, quietly asks me to go easy on him as it's been a hard day. I sense a sad story here so I let him touch me up a bit in the first round, figure I'll just use some technique and point score throughout.

After a couple of rounds, he looks over at the owner, who doesn't look impressed at all and walks off. "sorry man I need a quick break" he said panting

I go over to pat him on the back, "hey man you did good out there, I've been training for years so don't be too hard yourself"

"yeah? well my dad doesn't think so" he said looking over in the direction of the owner

I realised at this point that this guy hadn't really trained ever and his Dad was obviously embarrassed by him and forced him to start at his gym.

He poured his heart out to me, told me about the abuse he received as a kid and how he never had any friends at school just enemies.

"But things have been getting better lately, sometimes you're lucky to stumble upon a community that shares your pain and interests"

That was pretty weird, I thought, as he stood up to leave. "man you really fucked me up" he said walking away "I hope this doesn't mess me up for work later"

"what's your job?" I said

he turned around, "oh I don't have a job. I'm a moderator for the /heem/ thread on 4chan"
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>>63951359
I wonder these things as well. The last guy you mentioned lives a couple towns over from me, but never came to any of our /heem/ chapter meetups.

I just hope all those guys are doing good. If theyre not on 4chan is probably good. Like in Good Will Hunting when Ben Affleck says he hopes Matt Damon isnt home.
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>>63951469
Wow, that was uncalled for man.
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>>63951209
Tbh I don't even hate PVZ but she really should not be headlining a card. She's a nice aggressive young fighter but her inexperience is pretty clear. Let her fight a bit more first, I think she could actually get mauled in her next fight
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>>63951391
Kimmel brings out the best in fighters. Remember this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKeVSZT8D5k
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>>63951469
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>>63951469
ayyy
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http://mmajunkie.com/2015/12/lorenzo-feritta-dana-white-respond-to-fighter-pay-backlash-in-wake-of-new-ufc-facility

I never realized how based Lorenzo is. Instead of outright denying that the fighter pay problem exists (like Dana), he just says that if you're good enough you'll make good money.
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>>63951548
you must be new, Dana says that all the fucking time
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Anyone know daddy Northcutt's full name? If its Mark Monroe Northcutt then he has been a naughty boy

>In the fall of 1989, a federal grand jury in the Southern District of Texas returned an indictment against Mark Monroe Northcutt (Northcutt) charging him with possession of cocaine with intent to distribute and conspiring to commit the same offense in violation of 21 U.S.C. §§ 841(a)(1) and 846. Northcutt was also facing state felony drug charges in San Marcos, Texas, as well as state forfeiture proceedings against his property. In January of 1990, Northcutt agreed to cooperate with the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and identified several targets for federal prosecution. One of those targets is a defendant in this case, John Michael Wilson (Wilson). Wilson was a criminal defense attorney practicing in Dallas who handled mostly drug cases.
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>>63951553
lingk blease :DDD

The few videos I've seen of Dana discussing fighter pay and the Reebok deal, he always defends it and says there is no problem.
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>>63951359
based nephew is definitely always with us, most of his OC was in Glory or Bellator threads with the fight fans
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>>63951568
He a fucking snitch ass nigga
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>>63951585
I'm sure there are millions of examples out there, here is the only one I know off the top of my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o15XI72gl_I
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>>63951548
The real issue with fighter pay these days is the lack of their own sponsorships. I forget exactly who, I think it might have been Benson Henderson, said he went from earning about 60k a fight from sponsorships to making 15k. That's a huge chunk of cash he's missing out on.

Granted, middling fighters wouldn't make nearly as much sponsorship money, but I can pretty much guarantee it's more than the 2.5k they'd get from Reebok.
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>>63951616
schaub was making literally 100k in sponsors a fight and he would only make like 10k now. he can make that in one podcast now
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>>63951605
thanks mang

>>63951616
>but I can pretty much guarantee it's more than the 2.5k they'd get from Reebok

From where?
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Does anyone know Lorenzo's arm routine?
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>>63951669
>>63951656
Samefag
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>>63951669
Stand next to some 5'4" gentlemans to failure
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>>63951669

Synthol injections
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>>63951669
20 reps chest flies
30 reps bicep curls on both arms
20 reps triceps extenders
1 rep steroid injection
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>>63951588
>most of his OC was in Glory or Bellator threads with the fight fans

It comforts me knowing youre out there, /heem/ historian.
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pretty much new to mma, what is the difference between all these organizations like pride, ufc, bellator, invicta and so on? are they like WBC/WBA/IBF?
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>>63951807
>T mac doesn't have a ring

;_;
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so heem ive decided
im puttin 100 euros on gunnar and conor
rate my plan to become rich
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what
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>>63951359
>tfw i sometimes wonder if the original prediction kek and dock bro are still in here
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>>63951825
Pride used to be the big boy
now ufc is the big boy because pride crashed due to the it being revealed that pride worked with the japanese mafia, now ufc has monopoly on the fighters with some exceptions
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>>63951842
0/10

See pic related if you seek an easy path to riches.
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>>63951825
UFC is and always has been the orginazation with the best fighters. every other orginization is filled with memes
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>>63951825
Bellator is for Kinbo Spice, Pride is a girls fighting league like invicta and the ufc is like the ihf
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>>63951825
UFC is lawful good, the rest either neutral evil or chaotic evil
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I can't believe we're almost there /heem/. just 10 more days
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>>63951825
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>>63951894
>it's real
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>>63951894
this is Ali Express tier, it's like reading poorly translated chinese trying to sell you those fake nike shoes for $20
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>>63951825
pride is dead now, used to be ufc biggest rival.
ufc is the best/biggest organisation with all the top fighter
bellator is a meme organisation that has fighters that are too old/not good enough for the ufc (they still have some good fighters that would do well in the ufc)
invicta is for women who arent in the ufc
wsof is kind of like bellator, its where ufc fighters who got cut go
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>>63951911
Werdum is genuinely one of the best personalities in MMA
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>>63951865
Jesus fucking Christ. You're going to be left with BANK.

Share some of that?
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>>63951936

good, hope you get banned until Dec. 20th
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>>63951865
you are one sick cunt m89
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>>63951936
This post is NOT MMA related.
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>>63951912
>>63951936
Wtf is up with the mods, are they completely unaware of who that is?

I think Aldo will get lit up on the feat against boxing and he will go for some takedowns
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>>63951469
keke'd
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>>63951969
Nice save.

>Picture is related to MMA, thus meaning my post is too.
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>>63951969
conor survived chad's takedowns, he really wont struggle that much with aldo
aldo gets k.oed in the second
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>>63951993
Aldo is a negro colour belt on the ground. He won't just sit in Conor's guard and go for a half arsed choke every so often.
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>>63951894
Jesus christ
How can a company be so incompetent?

also what the fuck is up with pic related?
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/12/1/9831772/reebok-releases-statement-on-anderson-aldo-t-shirt

>Reebok in charge of getting just one piece of clothing right
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>>63952045
The cooldown timer?
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>>63952045
This goes way beyond just a few early hiccups. How can they keep fucking up? Accurate information is literally a google search away, how can you even make fuckups like Anderson Aldo or Anthony "The Mauler" Pettis in 2015?
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>>63951912
>>63951936
>/heem/ moderators are also reebok execs
it all fits
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>>63951993
i know it's you isl of men
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>>63952078
Probably some cunt doing it for the bants.
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>>63952060
no, the buttons look like some weird windows 2000 shit instead of the regular os x button icons

(i'm on a mac btw)
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>yfw you get banned on the 9th
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Fresh wideman
https://youtu.be/pcWh9MHF8SQ
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>>63952099
Some aussie sitting at a reebok designers desk in tiny shorts, a slouch hat with corks on strings, and a sleeveless vest going "That mexican bloke, whassis name, Giblert? Make 'im a shirt, m8"

I can buy it
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Rejoice!

>@joerogan
>Today at 1:30pm PT I'm sitting down with the great @MightyMouseUFC, the best pound for pound fighter on earth!
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>>63952129
>bad boy shirt
FUCKING ILLEGAL
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>>63952137
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>>63952154
>30 bings before the 194 conference call
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>>63952154
how many bongs/bings until then?
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>>63952184
1 Bong 40 bings
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>>63952197
neat, that's a decent time. Thanks.
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>>63951807
You just KNOW
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>Be American
>Get shot
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>>63952317
>be American
>shoot people
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>>63952326
>be brazilian
>submit people
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>>63952317
Good one, Muhammad
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>>63952370

>le ebin name meme

Don't worry you'll get shot soon enough
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>>63952393
I got shot of your mum after calling her a cab
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Condor McGregors first (and only?) amateur bout.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O67y6a_pVk8

>>63951469
Nice one.
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>>63952317
Did something happen?
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>>63952482

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mq5hrUDoYo
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>>63952351
>Be dutch
>knee people in the head
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>>63952317
>>63952482
>>63952495
i live in this city
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>>63952351
lel
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>>63952461
I understand why he got a beard.
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>>63952461
>DEY FEEL MY POWOO AND DEN DEY CROOMBUL
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>it's a mass shooting thread
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>>63952495
this is so depressing
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>>63951886
still thinking about gsp
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>>63952610
Doesn't Mayhem live there?
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>>63952495
Be american:

>be retarded: get shot
>go to the movies: get shot
>go to abortion clinic: get shot
>drink: get shot
>buy ice tea and skittles: get shot
>be black: get shot
>protest: get maced
>own a store: get shot
>wander into Texas: get shot
>go to work: get planed

Land of the free!

>this post is MMA related
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>>63951865
don't know gambling - what are we looking at here?
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>>63952624
What is wrong with white culture? Every week or less now some small-dicked ofay in camo pulls this shit. This time it was 3 of them.
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>>63952694
sick goi
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Who /NiceNFlowy/ here?
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>>63951940
>bellator is a meme organisation
to be fair bellator is legit - they've had some stellar 10/10 fights.
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>>63952718
Here. I am also /playful/
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>>63952692
>Because every time we have intense saturation coverage of a mass murder we expect to see one or two more within a week.

;_;
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>>63952714
not even close to being a white phenomena senpai
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>>63952737
I am that and I am also /BEEEOOUUUUTIIFULARTEM/
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>>63952743
They already kinda toned down serial killer reporting after the zodiac, you'd think they'd learn
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>>63951982
Say, how tall are those fellows?
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>>63952776
but are you /patient/?
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>>63952786
>mfw supposedly tall conor mcgregor is 1.74 cm
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>>63951969
seriously, the janitors need a good heeming to be kept in check
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>>63952844
he is 175
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>>63952129
good guy
-but why do Americans wear their shoes inside their homes? that's kind of filthy
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Does Conor make such a big deal about height because he was bullied for being a manlet growing up and he feels like a regular person amongst flyweights?
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One down, one to go.
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>>63952875
adorable.
nice of Santa to give him time off so close to Christmas.
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>>63953039
hes 5'9. thats average height
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What would UFC 200 look like? will it ever match up with UFC 100?
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>>63953086
in the states maybe
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>>63953099
It'll be bigger
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>>63953099

UFC 200

>Conor vs RDA
>Jones vs DC
>Weedman/Rockhold vs Jacare/Yoel
>Anderson vs GSP
>Nick Diaz vs Lawler 2
>Honda vs Holmes 2
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when do the majority of injuries occur? is 194 safe yet?
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>>63953106
nordics and yugos are the only tall people, average height for them is 183cm, tallest being the montenegrins with 186cm average height

rest of the world, 175cm is average
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>>63953106
I'd heem you lanklet
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>>63953126
One can only imagine
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>>63953138
Most don't spar a week from the fight. So I'm guessing this week is still hazardous.
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>>63952564


Find the ones responsible and heem them.
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>>63950900
>Aldo gets injured
>Edgar steps up and fight McGregor
>he wins
>we will never EVER see Aldo vs McGregor
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>>63953099
UFC 100
PRIDE Grand Prix 2003
<<<power gap>>>>
others
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Frankie will still need to fight Holloway for the #1 contender spot while he waits for Aldo vs McGregor.

How do you see Frankie vs Holloway going?
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>>63952028
m8, just because he was content to be patient and let Mendes throw pussy elbows and gas himself doesn't mean he has a shit ground game

even Ryan Hall said it, you're going to be surprised
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conference call is on soon?
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>>63953234
wrestlerape
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>>63951851
original prediction kek still posts here, not sure about dockbro
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>>63953262
40 bings still
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>>63953234
Holloway will be the underdog and he'll upset.

im on the holloway hype train. frankie's train is ending soon cuz he old.
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>>63953262
1 Bong and 10 bings
DJ is on JRE in 40 bings
TUF is 6 bongs 10 bings
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>>63953251
It does mean that. Conor knew he hasn't got a ground game, hence the reason in the press conference call, Conor made a point to cover his arse and say "I'll butcher you from the bottom". He knew.
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>>63953289
cheers senpai, just enough time to watch izombie
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Link to conference call: https://youtu.be/GWZaqpLCLUs
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>>63953196
>no Pride/K1 Shockwave
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>>63952167
>canada's a woman

consider myself triggered
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>>63953365
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>>63953540
t-this is n-not mma r-related..
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>>63953540
>dropped by a 20% shot
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>>63953540
>tfw could easily heem the head of a state

feels good.
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Man im really not doing anything theese days, feels like im just waiting for 194
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>>63953099
194 is better than this card
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>>63953670
Same. Half the time I feel like I'm holding my breath.
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>>63953670

Pretty much. Waiting for new computer motherboard as well as convincing myself I'll get my life back on track come the new year
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>>63953670

I'm /just existing/ until 194 honestly family
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>>63953670
>>63953703

im used to just existing
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https://youtu.be/7ZBaFKZV8-Y
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>>63953777
Same here, brother ahmed
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>>63953779
>>>/hightest/
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>>63953779
It's funny because these guys won't live past 45.
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>>63951825
UFC is about the best fighters fighting the best fighters. There is a heavy value on fighters climbing up a ranking system. It emphasizes sport and competition over entertainment value.

Pride is more akin to professional wrestling. It emphasizes entertainment more than anything. The focus was more on building mythos and entertainment value around its top fighters. The superstars of the organization are the most entertaining ones. It was filled with fixed fights, ridiculous mismatches and freak show fights.

Other organizations are essentially just the "minor leagues" of MMA. The major exception being Bellator, which is a mixture of both minor league MMA and entertainment MMA. The meat of a typical Bellator card would be minor league MMA fights with the head lining fight being Kimbo or some other memer.

Hope this helps, welcome to /heem/ newfriend.
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>>63953893
Just until we introduce the Sharia Law to this hell hole then we will prosper. Inshallah!
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Media call in 35 bings?

Might have to miss it and catch it later, it'll be up on Youtube right?
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>>63953670
>mfw boss was shouting at someone today and pointed in my direction saying "you should be more focused on your work like anon"
>mfw all I was doing was staring at what was basically a blank screen completely zoned out thinking about 194
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>>63953779
Based halfthor
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>>63953779

I bet I could heem all of them at once
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>>63954053
>>mfw boss was shouting at someone today

Holy fuck, wagekeks are actually subjected to this? What the fuck.
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http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan
http://www.ustream.tv/joerogan


almost live - Joe Rogan and P4P #1 Mighty Mouse
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>>63954304
he's a complete cunt m8, long hair and beard, vegan, eats seeds all day, thinks he can play guitar, talks about how african kids struggle yet his parents pay for him to travel the world whenever he likes etc

this one young lad who boxes and always talks about how hard he is started getting picked on by wannabe jesus, threatened to bang him out and the guy actually begged him (literally on his knees) to punch him so he could get him fired and sue him.

Liberals, not even once
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>>63954330
Real link,

https://www.youtube.com/c/powerfuljre/live
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>>63954352
is he live on youtube already? If so, why doesn't he use ustream anymore?

>livestreaming on youtube isn't possible in Germany
>got memed on again
>thanks Merkel
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BUCKLE UP FREAKY BITCHES
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
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>>63954330
>still uses kekstream

>>63954352
based
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>>63954330
>>63954352
Why is he going on at the same time as the 194 Media Call?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWZaqpLCLUs

STARTS IN 8 BINGS FIGHTFANS
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>>63953540
The guy really shouldn't be boxing, he's stupid enough as it is.

BJJ would be perfect for him.
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>>63954394
>livestreaming on youtube isn't possible in Germany
What the hell? Why?
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MFW i used to train at AMC and met all these people
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>>63954344
>threatened to bang him out and the guy actually begged him (literally on his knees) to punch him so he could get him fired and sue him

that's actually pretty based lol

sounds like one of the best ways to get out of a fight

bryan callen told a story on jre about a smaller friend who randomly slapped his bigger friend in the face as hard as he could out of nowhere and ran to the next room, the other guy chasing him, and when he got to the room the guy who slapped him was on the ground in doggystyle with his pants pulled down saying "please fuck me, please god please" and the guy was so grossed out he didn't kick his ass

1/100 times that might go very badly though
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>>63954448
watch the media call, I predict there's going to be more memes.
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>>63954448
Happening news coverage also on jdims
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>>63954463
I don't even know.
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>>63954448
So it's actually happening?
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>>63954491
Going to have to catch up with it later and miss the memes,
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>>63954473
Bryan Callen is a liar.
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>>63954473
That was definitely a story about fallen and Schaub.
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>>63954448
Because he's a shithead and a narcissist. Pity Dana and Lorenzo are too pussy to fire him.

I'm waiting for the day he promotes an upcoming fight companion during live commentary
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>there are freaky bitches itt that are yet to buckle up
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