STOVE IS HOT AS FUCK
GREINKE GOING TO DODGERS OR GIANTS
Price to Boston 217mil/7yrs
Barry Bonds joins the Marlins
78 days until pitchers and catchers report
tigers
Royals
reposting for /mlb/'s opinions
http://strawpoll.me/6154387
Verlander > Zimmerman > Norris > Sanchez >Boyd
How do you score?
Fuck any Canadian who bitches about not getting Price. Anyone who followed the team before last year knew this wouldn't happen.
>>63938760
yanks royals broship
>>63938780
on your relievers
>>63938780
Swing the bat and walk around the bases
Will the first 400 million dollar contract go to Trout or to Harper?
>>63938792
Pitchers who will outperform David Overpriced next season:
Chris Archer
Jose Berrios
Zack Greinke
Madison Bumgarner
Clayton Kershaw
Jacob deGrom
Matt Harvey
Noah Syndergaard
Max Scherzer
Justin Verlander (believe it)
Dallas Keuchel
Shelby Miller
Tyson Ross
Patrick Corbin
Jose Fernandez
I'm not even finished
>tfw you will probably live to see a billion dollar contract
>>63938806
Harper when he comes to the Bronx
>>63938806
Mets will re-sign Bonilla for 50 years at 10 mil a year when his contract is up.
Blake Snell's issues compounded into one image
Why he will not be a starter (for long), and not because of lack of ability
Because poor poor dangerous mechanics that are leading him on a fast pace to injury
Poor timing in photo on right (seemingly utilizes tricks to help arm catch up to body, not entirely successful though)
Premature pronation in the first pic will get his elbow
>Blue Jays win AL east
>Red Sox win wild card
>game 5 in Rogers Centre
>Price starts and gives up 20 runs, Edwin hits 5 homeruns
>JA "ACE" Happ throws a shutout
>Price literally commits suicide
>/sp/ explodes
Screencap this.
>Price to Boston 217mil/7yrs
>>63938780
By bashing the fuck out of that shit rotation, that's how. Only one of those pitchers you listed is good.
finally spending money on pitching
>>63938819
Nice meme
>>63938851
You see, the problem with you argument is that Blake Snell is on the Rays, not the Orioles. So his arm isn't made of jello.
>>63938780
>Verlander
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ5xfO1nYMU
>>63938857
>Blue Jays win AL east
>>63938819
>David Overpriced
nice
that's a dank meme right there lad
A's
>>63938857
>Blue Jays win AL east
>Blue Jays in the playoffs
>>63938857
since the red sox broke the curse in the 2004 alcs, they have become dominant in the postseason
any confirmation on Gary returning to full time reporter and the terrible guerin Austin being dfa??
>>63938880
>>63938896
Just like last year right guise XD
>>63938865
Good thing CC and Price aren't similar
Where will the Red Sox find room for Price among their many aces?
>yfw the red sux get picked to win the AL east again but finish in last like every year
>>63938897
Since his first time starting in the playoffs Price has yet to win a game.
He gives multiple entries a run for his worst postseason pitcher title.
>>63938921
last year you had david price and the rest of the division was garbage :^)
>>63938873
Alex Cobb, Matt Moore, and Jeremy Hellickson to name a few say otherwise
>>63938828
Just in time for ten dollar bread and 20 dollar bagged chocolate milk! What inflation?
>>63938921
They memed their way in last year. Not enough prospects to do it again this year.
ITT: Name pitchers with more playoff wins as starters than David OverPrice(d)
>>63938969
Replace Price with a .500 pitcher and they still make the playoffs
>>63938990
edinson volquez
>217 million
kek
>>63938990
Marco Estrada
>>63938990
cliff lee
>Yankees too poor to sign anyone relevant
>muh farm
>>63938983
>paying for chocolate milk
>not just buying syrup and pouring a little in the carton
>>63938990
Cole Hamels
>>63939037
>Red Sox too poor to actually be as successful as the Yankees
>muh farm
>>63938990
Jacob deGrom
Davis Price's career post season record of 2-7 with a 5.12 ERA.
>>63938990
Barry Zito
>>63938990
Ryan Vogelsong
i'm excited to see how many errors sandoval and hanley make behind price
>>63938935
Who else /broors/ here?
>>63939037
>Implying it's being poor and not learning from mistakes that has them not overpaying for 30+ year old players
Just wait until Harper hits the market fampai
>yankees and red sox fans arguing with each other like either of their teams are relevant
>>63938990
Colby Lewis
>>63938990
this one will blow your mind
...
Jeff Francis
>>63939076
this desu senpai
>>63939074
>>63938935
Didn't mean to include you in that family
>>63938990
John Lackey
>>63939076
>>63939092
>most famous team in sports and its little brother aren't relevant
Top c-uck
>>63939091
FUCKING KEK
WEW LAD
NICE SIGNING RED C.UCKS
>>63939075
>implying you didn't say the Yankees would be signing price
>implying you won't make the same excuse when neither Trout nor Harper go to New York
"Look forward to beating you every chance I get" - Marcus Stroman
Manlet gonna wreck the chokers shit
>>63939113
literally who
>>63938733
>Grienke on the giants
The boos would be louder than AGOD at Fenway
>>63939132
Your mother
>>63939091
woah
>>63939138
Dodgers fans don't give a shit about baseball
>price still in AL east
>will continued to get rekt by the rays but now by the jays as well
>>63939118
>Implying I did
>Implying Harper won't
>Implying so much money won't be freed up from old fucks leaving that he won't get $400 million
>>63939091
Remember when Francis was good?
Remember when the Rockies were relevant for 5 minutes and actually made the world series?
Me neither
>>63939163
And Giants fans do?
>NL west fans in general
>>63939131
based manlet
>yfw the gays sold the farm for a rental and a couple of playoff appearances
i'm going to enjoy not seeing all those canadian flags in here when they go back to being irrelevant
>>63939138
Nothing will ever be louder than AGOD getting boos at memeway
>>63939214
>sold the farm
I don't get this meme
tfw all these "aces" sign, this stud returns to form and becomes the best pitcher in the league again
>red c.ucks will deny this
>white c.ucks will deny this
pro-tip: it's happening.mp3
Soon...
WHY DIDN'T >WE JUST SIGN LESTER TWO YEARS AGO INSTEAD OF HAVING TO OVERPAY FOR A PLAYOFF CHOKER
>MUH REGULAR SEASON
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63939230
i guess you'd have to have been watching baseball for more than half a season to understand senpai
>>63939230
/mlb/ being willfully ignorant again
>>63939214
The gays could be the Tampa Bay Gays, The Chokeland Gays or The Toronto Blow Gays be sure to specify.
Almost mistook that for the Tampa Bay Gays.
>>63938936
By my count they have six. I guess Price is now the top paid reliever in all of baseball
>>63939234
>Detoilet fans have already forgotten his 2012 WS performance
>>63938977
>literally no response
kekmao
>>63939282
>Chokeland Gays
Its the Chokeland Pathetics of Brokeland
you guys are all just jealous we're confirmed World Series Champs next year
Lol get meme'd on by Trader Dave tbqh with you Joe
>>63939283
Price is actually ace #8 FYI Joe
>>63939214
>Matt "Actually not a good player not even memeing" Boyd and Dan "Hobo With Cancer" Norris
>sold the farm
>31 million AV
>>63939315
>tfw game threads next summer might not be comfy as fuck because neutrals will be trolling again instead of just letting us meme alone
>>63939317
>He forgot what they traded for Dickey and Tulo
>An old memeball pitcher and a glass shortstop
>>63939131
My body isnt ready for the fireworks, Price will definitely pitch in on Donaldson too. Bet on it.
>>63939327
Quite the sacrifice tbqh with you Joe but one im willing to take if we win the next 5 WS
>>63938819
Harvey, Syndergaard, kike, Corbin, and Ross will NOT outperform Price, otherwise I can agree.
But you know who will outperform Price?
China man.
>>63939291
Funny how Tiger fans forget this. When not facing the A's Verlander is a playoff choker
imagine if price signed with the yankees
simmons would be laughing and talking about how he's never won a playoff game
kek
>>63939369
harvey probably will
ross might
reminder that bryce harper is 0-17 against matt harvey
>>63939345
The only good players theyve given up is Syndergaard. Not even memeing you. Every other player isnt that good, except for D'arnaud (who is injury prone) and Hoffman (who is unproven and has unperformed in fucking A ball)
>>63938819
if he goes to a pitchers park
>>63938990
Bud fucking Norris
>>63939359
i guess 5 is pretty good, one for each of our aces in my opinion
>>63939394
0-20 actually senpai
bryce herpes literally can't touch the Dark Knight
Jew York and blow gays on suicide watch
>>63939404
Shut up memelord
JD/Victor/Miggy/Kinsler/Iggy
How do you win?
>>63939402
Memes aside I think Dodgers should sing Chen. I really like him.
>>63938990
AJ Burnett
>>63939345
The dickey trade was shit but they hardly gave up anything for tulo, well except for the part where they eat his massive contract
>>63939449
How does one sing Chen?
>>63939402
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF-hBb4_1Ek&sns=em
A JustPitchers park, yes
God Chen is going to hurt the most. More than Davis. Maybe more than Cakes last year.
>>63938990
Ironically kershaw
>>63939445
>Zero (0) All-Star appearances
https://www.reddit.com/r/redsox/comments/3v275b/we_have_an_ace_upvote_party/
>red c.ucks
>unironically celebrating a "new ace"
holy shit, paying 31 million/yr for 7 years to a 30 year old whose entire resume is getting BTFO in the playoffs?
>>63939466
I would much prefer Chen over Davis. Too bad it's already been decided.
>>63939518
>literal redditor pretending to hate Reddit and posting stale memes
>>63939518
did you see the Red Sox pitching staff last year?
I think they way overpaid for Price but that's still worthy of celebrating
>>63939460
>giving up your second best prospect and two guys who throw 97+ for a broken shortstop who has a contract with negative value
>giving up your best prospect for 1/2 season of David Price
>all for the chance to get owned in the playoffs
>>63939488
IM ON MY PHONE SO NO PICTURES BUT SHUT THE FUCK UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HE DIDNT EVEN GET AN MVP VOTE
BUT BETTS DID AT LEAST
REEEEE
I like this picture and it relates to the David Price signing
>>63939518
first comment:
> Fuck the Yankees.
FOREVER OBSESSED
FOREVER C.UCKED
MY SIDES
>>63939540
>mfw price takes the year off after getting that massive contract
>4.50 ERA
>>63939522
>get to wild card
>start price
>lose
>>63939260
oh memesox friend
art thou triggered?
So the Red Sox now have six aces?
>>63938969
Yeah the division hasn't changed at all retard. It'll be between Boston and Toronto for the east title next year.
>>63939518
>First comment
OBSESS MUCH KEK
>>63939581
Would be great for the memes though tbqh with you Joe
WHERE'S
>>63939622
With the Yankees when you hit free agency famalam
>>63939642
MAY MAY
>>63939604
yes because i loved lester and he was perfect for the franchise but i'm not angry pepe guy so i don't have the frog pictures to spam
>>63939556
get the fuck home faggot i need you to post
>>63939642
SUPERSUIT
MY
>>63938990
Joe Blanton
>>63939518
imagine literally being this c-ucked
RING!?
>>63939653
But i have a night class i cant senpai
reminder rich hill is still the #1 ace
>>63939642
WIFE
>reading up on your favorite teams prospects
>look at their age
>one guy was born 3 days after me
why couldn't they be the ones shitposting here lads
>>63939604
>90 million for five years
>18 million per year
>-2 WAR
Reminder that the Red Sux are paying a morbidly obese man 9 million dollars per loss
But now where will Sale be traded to?
>>63939345
>He forgot what they traded for Dickey and Tulo
>Tulo
Jose Reyes?
To be honest brehs Rogers is really fucking up. They should have kept AA and let him go all in for the next few years
>sign price for a bazillion dollars
>make good use of their 30+ year old core before they shrivel up and die
>abuse sanchez, stroman, and osuna's young arms
>hopefully win a ring within 3 years
>become the new Phillies and deal with all their shit contracts later
It would've been a lot better than whatever they're doing now
>>63939709
>not having MLB starters that are years younger than you
>>63939743
And two pitchers that throw 97 MPH fastballs you dip. For a glass shortstop.
>>63939608
>It'll be between Boston and Toronto for the east title next year.
>>63939767
>implying the Yankees will overachieve 2 years in a row
can we finally agree tanaka is a bust?
>>63939804
>best rotation in the East
>best bullpen in the East (by a fucking mile)
>2nd best offense in the East
>implying that the team "overachieved" based on statistics you clearly don't understand
Fuck Price tbqh familia
Shoop away
>>63938733
Damn this nigga get's passed around in the al east. Congrats red sux you just paid for a huge choker.
>>63939518
>_upvote_party/
It took me a second to realize this wasn't shitposting (well, not that part) but rather something reddit actually does.
>>63939518
>Fuck the Yankees
>>63939851
>best rotation in the east
Other than Tanaka you have a bunch of AA retards and an alcoholic fatass that gets baited by toronto fans
>best bullpen
Other than Betances and Miller your bullpen is a bunch of literal whos
>2nd best offense in the east
Well at least you understand your place on this one
>inb4 muh 27 rings
>>63939860
>tfw no DJ Kitty mascot
>tfw based Skeeter instead
>>63939518
>all this asspain
>>63939837
>3.16 ERA over the last two years
>bust
Only thing he needs to do is stay healthy. Admittedly, that may be his downfall but he's been great when he's on the mound.
>>63939915
>implying tanaka is good
Jesus christ Mets, don't let this become the next Josh Hamilton copypasta.
http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york/mets/post/_/id/113476/mets-planning-to-bring-back-jenrry-mejia-in-2016
>>63939921
That's the idea, yeah.
>>63939918
>>63939902
>>63939675
>>63939609
>>63939567
>this much obsession and asspain from a fucking reddit comment
>Yanquis
>>63939851
The rays objectively have the best rotation in the east family
>>63939915
>That flag
>This post
It's truly like you started watching on August 1st
>>63939915
>he doesn't know who Pineda, Eovaldi, and Severino are
>implying that "only" having the two best relievers in the AL is a bad thing
JAYS SOX RIVALRY IS BACK BROS
BIG PAPI VS BIG PARROT
STROSHOW VS PRICE
KOJI VS KAWA
BATS VS BETTS
NAVA VS THE TURF
WE RUN THIS SHIT
hey the twins signed some Asian guy
>>63938819
Let's include Kluber and Carrasco for good measure.
>>63939977
>2 best relievers in the AL
Holy shit this much delusion. Betances got fucked in the wild card game.
>>63939915
>Other than Betances and Miller your bullpen is a bunch of literal whos
Yea that's exactly how bullpens work. 2 (maybe 3 if you're lucky) anchors followed by a bunch of interchangeable nobodies that probably won't be on the team next year.
>>63939915
>Other than Tanaka you have a bunch of AA retards and an alcoholic fatass that gets baited by toronto fans
Severino is gonna have a sub 3 era, Eovaldi and Pineda both have incredible potential and can easily pitch like a good number 2 next season
>Other than Betances and Miller your bullpen is a bunch of literal whos
Nah man, we have at least 3 capable relievers PLUS the AL reliever of the year PLUS another capable relievers. Oh and
>implying all bullpens aren't mostly literally whos
Not even the guy you responded too tbqhwyf
>>63940030
>1 bad game invalidates his entire season
epic
>>63940061
Holy fuck I need to check my posts beforehand when on mobile
>>63940064
If you want to claim to have the best relievers, you can't fuck up like that in an elimination game. But he fucked up because the Yankees have literally nobody other than him to pitch in the 7th and 8th. He was overworked as fuck.
>>63940102
They could've used Justin Wilson in the 7th like they normally do but Girardi pulled Tanaka after 5 and pitched Wilson in the 6th. Wilson, Betances, and Miller are better than most teams have for the 7th, 8th, and 9th. Not to mention Warren was great too and Shrieve was as well until he started getting too much innings.
>tfw /mlb/ is back to postseason shitposting levels and all it took was 1 meme free agent signing
Hyped for the winter meetings to be honest family
>>63940102
Betances didn't even have that terrible of an outing. It certainly wasn't his best work but 4k's with only 1 hit and 1 walk over 1.2 innings isn't atrocious. That game wasn't his or Tanaka's fault though, it was more of the then anemic offense continuing to shit the bed
You are the Giants. Here are your options:
A) Greinke and no other starting pitcher
B) Samardzija, Fister, and Leake
What option do you take?
>>63940197
Fister Leake Chen
Fuck shark
>>63940197
B. In a fucking heart beat.
>Jays
>no Price or Buerhle
>top pitcher is Stroman now
>obviously need top pitching
>don't even make an offer to Price
>Grienke likely staying in the NL
Shapiro is a fucking faggot who should be fired, AA should replace him and have LaCava be GM.
>>63940197
They should go option C) Cespedes and Samardzija.
>>63940236
m8 the Jays don't need price. If they can sign a middle rotation guy they'll be fine. Someone like Chen, somardzija, Leake would suffice. With an offense like this you can easily win games with a team era around 4 to 4.3
>>63939752
>maddy machimpo
>>63940316
Still the team needs to be solid for longated playoff runs, although I felt like KC is still the only team that could have ever beat us this year. It was their year.
>>63939743
Who since the trade has come out saying that he doesn't want to be on the Rockies and also beat the shit out of his wife at a resort
good times
>>63940360
Preparing for the post season is naive as fuck. Get through the season first and then worry about it.
>>63940316
>we don't need pitching, we have 4 30 year olds on offence to carry us again
>>63940398
>implying 30 is old for position players
That's prime for most players you fucking retard.
>>63940360
>It was their year.
Stop crying already you baby bitch faggot. Jays performed really good.
At least the AL was FLUKE-FREE in the post season. Every year some NL faggot gets hot at JUST the right TIME.
>tfw already missing the pete rose a-rod pregame show
>red sux signing pitcher known for beaning your most popular player all the time
So how long till Big Poopie clocks this motherfucker out?
>>63940197
That's some shitty straw-maning right there.
A)Should be Greinke plus what the Giants already have locked.
Bumgarner, Heston, Cain, Peavy and maybe Petit
So with that line up, A all the motherfucking way and then I can laugh at all the doyers fans bitch tears too.
>>63940453
I would cum literal buckets if that ever happened
>>63940458
>Heston, Cain, Peavy
>>63940489
even as a soxfag i would too tbqh with you
>>63940425
I'm not crying, I just thought that the baseball gods favored KC.
Their lineup was solid and Davis and the starters stepped it up a little bit more then ours.
I'm still very optimistic for this season, but we'll need a replacement for Dickey soon and our farm isn't that good.
If the Yankees trade for this guy and he wins the CYA, how buttblasted will Red Sox fans be?
>>63940512
>2010, 2012, 2014
>>63940458
I would rather take the B option because it will provide more depth for the future. Cain is probably done at this point, Peavy is extremely close, Heston was a bit flukey and is a 4-5 starter at best, and Petit is not a starter. Even if Giants only get 2/3 when it comes to Fister, Leake, Samardzija, I find it still better than signing just Greinke. Plus, with the B option or a variation of it, Giants could still get outfield help as well.
>>63940519
Red Sox fans don't need a reason to be buttblasted by the Yankees to be candid with you, kindred.
>>63940424
You have no idea what you're talking about. Here is a graphical representation of what happens to great players at the plate as they get older. This decline is even more pronounced when it comes to defense or offense from average players.
>>63938733
>Barry Bonds joins the Marlins
>yfw Dee Gordon 'bulks up' and hits 40 home runs
>>63940519
Unless they could fleece them as bad as the Dodgers did for Wood, it won't happen.
>>63940586
>everyone look at my fake made up chart
Sure thing. I guess that's why Cespedes and Chris Davis will get massive contracts.
>>63940352
epic meme family
>>63940586
how do I even read this chart
>>63940512
So how many perfect games of your pitchers get doyers senpai? And no hitter don't count, oh that's right your team only gets BTFO in PERFECT GAMES SORRY.
>>63940621
>made up
http://www.fangraphs.com/blogs/how-do-star-hitters-age/
>not understanding how free agency works at all
I should probably just ignore all Canadian posts in /mlb/
>>63940519
Kershaw will win the Cy Young in 2016. This is the year for the 0.99 ERA
>>63940543
Fluke, super fluke, super meme fluke.
>>63940635
Is this a serious post? Lol
This is an actual fucking reddit reply.
>>63940519
>Severino
fuck right off
>>63940655
You're only supposed to meme with them not try to actually discuss baseball
>>63940662
I wonder if we could work a deal centered around Judge. He's great but Miller is only 25.
>>63940655
>claims 25 is prime
What the fuck? Most mlb players don't even play a full season until 25. Some even later. These "statistics" are fucking retarded and so are you.
So had Kershaw gone into free agency in 2015 would he have gotten more than 230m/7?
>>63940706
They should do it if it's centered around Judge. He has a lot of power and a high ceiling but it would be worth it for Miller.
>>63940725
Yes
>>63938935
Just the comparison I was thinking of.
>>63938935
You're right, CC doesn't choke in the playoffs
How much is Greinke going to cost the Giants now?
>>63940660
>Fluke, super fluke, super meme fluke.
Well, even you have to admit that's better than just showing up in the playoffs more often. And then shitting the bed when you're there since they don't give out awards for just showing up. Since this isn't little league senpai.
>>63940847
Gonna be worth it, signing a great pitcher and taking away division competion.
Honestly we have the best catcher in the game, a great offense, and a manager who knows what the fuck hes doing, dodger money is the only reason it's a debate to be honest family.
>>63939851
Tampa's triple-A rotation is better than the Yankees.
>>63939466
>>63939449
>choosing not to sign a guy who has basically been the only consistent arm in the rotation for them over the last 4 years
>mfw doyers trade away Puig to tempt Greinke to stay and he signs with the giants anyways
>>63940952
The one that hates Puig is >Shaw though
YANKEEFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH
NO MONEY LEFT IN THE BANK
NO PROSPECTS IN THE FARM
CANT EVEN AFFORD TO FIX THEIR BROKEN NIP
THEY WONT MAKE IT THROUGH THE WINTER
>>63940991
Maybe publicly, but I don't see how anyone can not hate the guy privately, he's an absolute cancer of a person.
>Yankees dumping Miller
Kek
>>63941032
>Believing anything michael kay says
Ace: Price
C: Vazquez/Swigoat
1st: Shaw
2nd: laser show
SS: Bogaerts
3rd: Sandofat
LF: Rookie Mookie
CF: BBJBJ
RF: Allstar Castillo
Literally try and name a better team
>>63940912
Yeah surely the Orioles front office wouldn't do anything that retarded
>>63941162
Ace: Nava
C: Nava
1B: Nava
2B: Nava
SS: Nava
3B: Nava
LF: Nava
CF: Nava
RF: Nava
DH: Nava
>>63941162
Tbqh with you Joe i dont think I can that is literally the best team in the league if you ask me
>>63941162
>Implying Hanley isn't the 1st Baseman
>Implying that alone won't cause the team 10 games
>>63938781
It's not getting price, ita the fact they grabbed a guy who made the Cleveland Indians one of the best franchises of the past 10 years and decided to be cheap cunts. Fuck them, they ruined hockey and baseball now
>>63941238
*Cause the team to lose 10 games
>>63941162
P: Bumgarner
C: Posey
1st: Blet
2nd: Panik
SS: Crawford
3rd: Duffy
LF: Cespedes
CF: Upton
RF: Pence
>>63940711
Fuck off gramps
>>63938990
I honestly think I could get more wins in the playoffs than Price and I've literally never played a game of baseball in my life.
>David Overpriced
Bob Dutton
@TNT_Mariners
#Mariners closing in on deal to trade 1B/OF Mark Trumbo to Orioles for C/1B Steve Clevenger.
>>63941337
>the city of mike zunino
Oh shit, we're in the running for Trumbo?
>price hates boston so much that he wants to add himself as a cancerous contract to their franchise plagued with cancerous contracts
devilish
>>63941337
RIP Mikey Z
nice L33T Digits
>>63941362
How serviceable is Clevenger?
>>63941362
nigga we GOT trumbo
for a backup catcher
>>63941225
who?
>>63941380
>How serviceable is Clevenger?
he's not very good defensively
he had a good bat last year but i wouldn't expect it to hold up
he's a good guy though
Fuck off oriolels what the fuck are you thinking
>>63941380
Pretty sure you would've been better off with Trumbomb. I always forgot he was there because Joseph became THE backup/main C
>>63941388
Dank af