>My Little Soccer
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>My Little Soccer
>>63938631
That's the worst goal i've ever seen
and now you realise this is their semifinal two of the best teams in the league
lol
just
l
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Even the MLS pundits were calling out how embarrassing for the league it was while it happened. We all know already.
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>I "support" an MLELS "club"
beautiful goal
joga bonito
As a non-soccer fan (and non-troll), I honestly thought that that was a really cool goal. Why isn't it?
>>63938862
because the goalkeeper has dementia
>>63938862
The defending/goalkeeping is fucking atrocious and the goal could easily have been stopped
>>63938862
the defence was very bad. they all gave up
>>63938862
The defenders and the goalkeeper weren't even trying and they are supposed to be professional players who earn millions of dollars to kick a ball
>>63938906
He is a rookie goalkeeper
>>63938923
>millions
Not these guys
Come post in /mls/ lads we have comfy discussions
>>63938923
that's not Pelé you dumbfuck
>>63938631
>>63938702
Messi vs. Boateng. CL semi final
>>63938923
>that webm
Now that's what I call a meme
>>63938923
Y vos de que parte de Avellaneda sos
>>63938967
Most people in the MLS earn millions, believe it or not
>>63938906
He's like a 20 year old rookie keeper dude
>>63939017
That's objectively false.
I thought it was all about supporting NASL?
This shit happens every week in the premier league. Scott Dann last week, Joe Hart the week before.
how many times have Barcelona fucked up at the back in the last few years?
Why does this board have to be one giant shitpost?
DUDE MLS IS SHIT LMAO
>>63939015
good one, nest
>>63939036
better than the Irish Prem. Shamrock Rovers couldn't even make the bench for MLS Reserve Side.
>MLS
kek, nope
>>63939017
>most
kek, maybe if you said most Designated Players, it'd be a true statement
>>63939036
This tbqh
It was a nice goal, back heel to set up an good run into the box. What are we talking about?
>>63939017
There are 21 players in the mls who make over 1 million
>>63938912
Everybody loves shit defense, that just means more goals. America did it smart, spend the money on the front lines if your league is a babby.
Fuck rounded out clubs
>>63938631
>This webm
And I thought it was just memes...
>>63939017
That game had none
The only one on either roster was out
>>63939097
That's not even true
>deep into added time
>Dallas obviously needs a goal and commits men forward
>hurr durr MLS
Why is /sp/ so dumb bros?
>>63938862
the whole defense is a joke, the striker fucked up and had a second chance to score only because the keeper fucked up even harder
>>63939017
average salary in mls is $225k. median is $90k.
>>63939061
Nobody was saying the Irish league was better, but if you're going to attack the standard of football for the poster's flag then at least make sure you aren't fucking Canadian first.
>>63938631
THIS IS SOCCER
>>63938862
guys are just being edgy. If Messi did that they'd be cumming nonstop.
>>63943863
This, 100%. It was a pretty cool goal.
Nice hesitation to fake the defender, made the keeper go the wrong way, then had the ball control to get it in the net.
This is amateur goalkeeping mistake, not a mere blunder that "happens". Kid has awful position, wasn't taught 1v1, looks like a regular player put into GK position. 14yo futsal gks don't do this.
Pretty cracking goal, not sure why its being criticized. Why are euros so afraid of the US growing into a futbol powerhouse?
>>63938631
non-americans do you understand why we don't watch this sport now?
>>63938862
The defense was embarrassingly lazy and the goalkeeper was slow and stupid
>we don't care about mls
>i-i'm serious guys look at how shit it is and how much we don't care
typical insecure-obsessive behavior from people worried their spot in the soccer world is being threatened
>>63939020
>>63938927
tell me the #1 goal tender broke his leg or something and they never wanted to play this guy right?
>>63939036
Americans who dont like soccer look and say lol this semen slurping sport sucks.
Americans who "like" soccer and bandwagon a euro team on another continent are mad that their small domestic leagues does not have world class talent yet
>>63944317
>judges a player based on 5 seconds of play
please educate us with your bountiful knowledge of soccer
>>63939206
>>63944363
This 2bh
>>63944377
I like soccer but this entire play seems like it could happen in a D3 womens game. Nobody seemed fast or coordinated and they all looked like baby deer skating on ice
>>63944317
he may be good at medium and long distance shot-stopping, just doesn't have all the fundamentals down.
>>63944408
then he needs to be playing in a lower tier of soccer
we actually have that now in the US
Anyone watching this goal live thought it was hype as fuck, especially since it sent the Western Conference team with the best regular season record to the grave, allowing a team that joined the league just 4 years ago to make it to the championship game.
That keeper is a 20 year old rookie who will be signed for millions one day, just like his teammate, Fabian Castillo. The kid also singlehandedly dominated the penalty shootout that allowed his team to even be in this semifinal.
All in all, this year's MLS playoffs have been exciting as fuck. So many yuro tears ITT wish they could be a part of something as unpredictable and batshit crazy.
>>63938631
>Portland
>Dallas
As a Houston fan this makes me laugh.
Never knew Dallas had such a shitty defense.
You know for sure that I was drinking all these tears that have been shed from this year's playoffs.
Nitpicking bad goals is easy to do in the MLS, but if any proper soccer fan followed the Columbus Crew this year you would have seen some really good passing play and nice goals.
Columbus Crew is a legit decent team. They would honestly be competitive in League 1.
>>63938631
https://streamable.com/g7jq
>JUST
>>63944428
>That keeper is a 20 year old rookie who will be signed for millions one day
lol no. Those skills at 20 are shit tier, he will not make millions anywhere. No other league would have a player like that, he is just not competent enough,
>>63944428
football can be quite fun even when technically bad.
criticizing (or even laughing at) the goalkeeping is not the same as saying you should stop watching and rooting for >your team.
>>63944526
And this is why New York will never win the MLS Cup and will only have their sissy shield.
>>63944526
the jew york monster energy drinks
>>63944526
>those empty seats
wew
>ESPN/FS1 forcing this shit down our collective throats
Fuck, just start a spring football league instead.
>>63939112
I would have looked nice if the defenders didnt just stood and watched
>>63944275
>sleazybet
>not a fucking chinese sponsor
>>63944526
>https://streamable.com/g7jq
why are there so many empty seats for a conference final?
>>63949193
Rain and cold
>>63944275
breddy good and accurate desu senpai
>>63939061
we have our own sports to care about
and the current top three teams in the rugby pro 12 are all irish
>>63949503
I don't know what that means
>>63949523
the rugby pro 12, the ultimate pantheon of sport
>>63949530
I can name like 30 more important sporting events that involve females
>>63949503
>Northern Hemisphere rugby
TOP KEK
>>63944363
>this is a 10/10 in northern wisconsin
>>63949530
it includes more countries than the shite sports you play
we've also been the most dominant country in the rugby equivalent of the champions league this century
>>63949572
When you have as many people as we do, you don't need other countries
>>63949572
>I-I'll defend rugbys honour!
>>63949193
"football" in the US is really coming up ;^)
MLS is fucking terrible.
>>63943863
If Messi did this they'd be saying the same thing about terrible the defending and goalkeeping is.
>>63938923
he looks so awkward handling the ball
literally a beta version of robinho
how is this guy regarded as the best ever i will never understand
>>63943863
look how slow is all the damn play, defenders are lazy AF and the forward is also moving really slow too.
this would have been a nice goal if the defenders were really trying, if he tries to do that in any european league with that speed, he couldnt have done that
>>63951776
There have been some really clutch plays in MLS playoffs this year, but sometimes they fuck up and make mistakes. Happens m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5JbMCrQeA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9e4l6zw_JA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rHcIKqDM1E
Cherrypick bad plays all you want but this has been the best MLS playoffs ever easily
>>63951367
typical croatian dishonesty
