Okafor's revenge and the Sixers first win coming tonight
>>63938231
Jahlil was pretty motivated against the Wolves, so I'm sure he's going to go off tonight.
>2 hours early
Is Kobe playing?
>>63939471
I'm anxious, senpai
And yes, he is
We /tankbowl/ now
Forgot this is also Kobe's last game in his hometown
Kobe drops 80 but misses the game winner
>>63939471
Hopefully. I want the Sixers to win tonight.
Is it possible for both teams to lose?
Most importantly the Sixers are honoring the second greatest center of all time tonight. 1st is of course Wilt.
What happens when 2 tanks collide
>>63940371
Bricks.
this is a bit embarassing desu
>>63940427
Its just because he's a local player. He's from Philly.
>>63940447
Yes, I understood that because only mentioned it like a dozen times. Still a bit too OTT
3s everywhere
KOBE DROPPING 82 TONIGHT
THIS FUCKING GAME!
WHAT THE SHIT IS HAPPENING?
And the Kobe misses begin.
HOLY FUCK VINTAGE MAMBA PREPARE YOUR ANUS PHILLY
Haha that was a cool start.
Curry will still be a great player when he is 37
Not much of an NBA fan, but I figured I'd tune in tnite. That was a pretty sweet start.
>mfw Kobe drops 101 tonight and the Lakers lose by 7
show's over, let's go home
>>63940537
He won't be able to keep up his speed, though. And there's always the risk his glass ankles come back.
>>63940554
BUT KOBE IS ALREADY HOME
>>63940537
He can't be worse than Kobe. And probably so since Ray Allen was able to last long. He should be able to sit in the corner and make threes for a long time.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THE FUCKING START I AM SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW
>>63940569
Depends on injuries.
Holy fuck he's going to attempt 100 shots tonight.
>>63940588
You missed all Kobe's makes. Bricks the rest of the night.
>>63938231
>needing a babysitter when you're 19
KOBE IS GIVING US ONE LAST SHOW
This is like watching an all-star game kek
>>63940588
KOBE LITERALLY WHIPPED HIS DICKED OUT AND FUCKED EVERYONE'S GIRL!
>>63940605
This neo NBA isn't ready for a realest nigga like Jah, senpai
please lakers, don't lose to the 76ers...PLEASE!!!
let them go down as the shittiest team in NBA history. fuck hinkie! fuck the process!
>White family
>KFC
>>63940654
Don't be mad the Sixers own your pick.
what the fuck is kobe doing
Kobe crashing the offensive glass. He's hungry. Playing loose now that he's made the announcement.
That three lmfaoooooo
Kobe is determined to shoot
Anyone got a stream? Sixers can win this.
>>63940671
philly fan spotting!
>>63940717
He certainly is, no matter how much it hurts his team.
>>63940734
http://ducking.xyz/quack/
kobe goin for the 81
Philadelphia has been pretty competitive in their games but they keep blowing 4th quarter leads. Lakers have just been outright awful getting btfo
>>63940745
>kobe goin for the 81 shot attempts
Fixed
>>63940756
thanks familia
>>63938231
this is why kobe is the greatest.
keep shooting it you magnificent bastard
>>63940755
protip: the lakers have won a game
Nerlens is looking good so far.
Nice double clutch jumper...
Staukas is the tank's driver
holy shit this guy is bad
Do you think anyone has ever mentioned to Ron Artest that Metta World Peace is a fucking retarded name?
if they cant beat the lakers they literally wont win a single game this season
we gonna win tonight senpai?
>>63940839
>doesnt like Metta World Peace as a name
nigel plz.
>>63940839
No one's that dumb.
i know artest has always been a bit goofy dribbling and such, but he looks drunk out there right now. you guys think he's hitting the sauce? henny in the locker room?
>>63940905
Some people are just better after a few drinks Compare Lawson last season to this season
>mfw i have okafor over 18.5
how fucked am i
How can a team be this bad?
Can Nick Young announce he's retiring at the end of the season?
These refs are getting out of hand.
Will Swaggy P assist Kobe before Kobe retires?
This has to be one of the saddest fucking NBA games i've ever watched..Holy shit these guys are bad at what they do.
Jah, please
>>63941015
Meh, it's actually pretty entertaining, even though both teams suck. At least both teams are scoring and it's pretty close.
Worst game I've ever watched was Knicks-Nets on Christmas like two years ago.
>>63941015
Not even remotely true. Even the shittiest of players, Kobe, is still in the 99 percentile of all current basketball players.
>>63941043
:^) I agree my fine Los Angeles Cholo!
>the futility of this matchup
>these whistles every possession
Not watching the game but looked at stats and kobes are impressive for being ded.
Are they letting him win?
>>63941119
You got to keep the Lakers in it somehow.
>this game
>these officials
>>63941142
Nah, he actually hit some big shots at the very beginning.
>>63941142
>Letting
He made 3/4 3 points in like 2 minutos in the start of the game, done shit after that
>>63941142
If you shoot 100 times and shot at 30%, you still wind up with 30 points.
Great pass inside by Russell.
This is actually more entertaining than any Golden State game
he didn't even hit the fucking back board
this is so embarrassing
>>63941156
Really? No lazy "defense"? Or 76's are that shitty that they cant defend kobe?
damn druss
>>63941209
Sixers are 0-18
Sixers are like the bizarro Spurs, they move the ball well but still can't do shit
>>63941161
If he makes 30 shots, and they were all two pointers, he'd have 60 pts dumbass
>American education
>>63941274
kek
If the Philly can't beat the Lakers I see them going 0-82
>>63941274
absolute kek
>>63940741
wow this is great, thanks for that
the Sixers should be punished for being this awful
have there been two straight possessions without a turnover or foul?
>>63941335
they wont be getting ben simmons, that will be there ultimate punishment
>>63941335
Silver will fuck with >us in the lottery
>stauskas
>in charge of not being a token white stiff
Noel's high-top game is on fleek tbqfh
Where's my negro HUEHUEHUEHUErtas at?
Kobe getting buckets.
hahaha this isn't even a real game
>chucking
>>63941422
You right family
>>63941446
Sitting on the bench where he belongs.
Kobe Bryant.
>>63941335
No team can be this bad and still be trying. It's the black soxes shit all over again. The FO guys must be making illegal bets on the Sixers to lose so they can rake in all that Vegas money. It has to be the reason because no draft pick is worth this much embarrassment.
>>63941492
> Not trusting the process
Sixers, man. You niggas STINK.
Okafor hurt his soft touch hand punch that Celtcis fan desu
#tankathon
>LOSING TO THE LELKERS
0-82 CONFIRMED
>this fucking freethrow contest
C'mon Roy, get your shit together m8
Can the Lakers still get the 8th seed?
BYRON LAUGHING AT THIS SHITFEST LMAO
>>63941559
In theory. Kobe can still score 81 in theory.
>>63941492
>making illegal bets on the Sixers to lose
Those lines must be stupidly bad.
THE LAKE SHOW IS BACK BABY
This is just the win they need to spark their playoff push. The real season starts now.
>mfw the Lakers go 68-14 and win the Championship
>>63941587
they have been covering the spread lately so betting obscene amounts on the moneyline is the only good option
LETS GO SIXERS ITS IN THE BAG
that chinaman lol
>>63941698
Kobe is a god in China
>>63941698
Slant eyed niggers
>>63941559
>lakers "fans"
>>63941814
>"lakers" fans
>this okabust meme
Dude is a scrub.
>>63941820
>"lakers fans"
>>63941698
What's more funny is the punk ass nigga on his phone while everyone else is amused by the game. #sooverkobesshit.
>watching lakers game
>have to take shit
>b-but its kobe last season, must see every last game.
>stomach begins to tremble, pain begins.
>fuck
>run to bathroom
>suddenly, i open the door, DIRECT LINE OF SIGHT TO TELEVISION
>THANK THE BASKETBALL GODS!
>kobe chucking bricks, while im shitting bricks!
>feels good.
>end of first half, end of bathroom half.....
go lakers!
Just got home. Kobe killing it as usual.
>>63941836
i once used a mirror to watch a game from the toilet. can't get any more comfy than that.
>>63941836
>kobe chucking bricks, while im shitting bricks!
Kobe out here playin like he at Rucker Park
zero fucks given
>>63941836
>tfw your bathroom is behind a wall so there is absolutely no way you can see your tv from there
>>63941921
>not cutting a hole in your wall
>>63941907
Pretty glad we didn't draft Jahlel Okafor tbhonest
>>63941956
Yeah D'Angelo bustell is much better
>>63941956
>d'angeslow
>>63941956
The Lakers dumb , oakafor is better than that bench bust called Russell
Okafor is going to be fine, he has a dad to help him
>>63941935
Gay
>>63941978
>Okafraud
If Okafor was drafted by the Lakers, which Kardashian would be fucking him
>>63941980
Should've picked Mudiay if they wanted a guard
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8APTjOOblvI
>>63941968
>>63941978
>>63941980
>>63941998
sorry, >my team drafted the porzinGOD
>>63942001
Kylie
>>63941968
>>63941978
>>63941980
That doesn't mean I like D'angelo you clowns. I'm saying they're both shit
>>63941935
I feel like if I did that I'd be too tempted to fuck it
>>63942001
Mom Kardashian, he has a mom issue
>>63942007
This. He deserves a Kardashian
>>63942023
Feels good to be a Knicks fan right now.
>>63941968
He needs time, I understand that when you draft a player that high you expect him to be a instant starter but this guy have potential
I'm pretty sure if you put their stats side by side, MCconnel has better stats than Russlel
OKAFOR GETTING INTO MORE FIGHTS
CHIMPOUT
LMFAOOO CHIMPOUT
>two worst teams in the NBA fighting
HIBBERT CHIMPOUT
Oh look, Hibbert is being a beta again.
>kobr has career night, managing to shoot 30%
>-12 +/-
lel
I'm surprised it wasnt Okafor chimping out
>lakers are losing
Okafor boutta get another KO senpai
looooool
RBL v 7KT
Can't Fibber the Hibber
Kek fucking manlet canaan
>>63942007
Lakers wanted a guard that could chuck 3's
hibbeast is a fucking god HAHAHAHA
>>63942097
ahhahahahahahahaha
WE OUT HERE!!!!!
Why doesn't Hibbert bother trying to look tough? Everyone in the league knows he's a chump
HOLLLLLD ME BACK
Whats wrong with Roy Hibbert? Wasnt he an All Star?
>okafor choked his own player
my
fukin
sides
>>63942124
These niggas trying to get shot? Do they not know how ape philly fans can get?
>>63942124
Tbh i think its the media, they get these stories out and fuck with players minds. Look @ what happening with durant, everyone goes through it. Lebron got it hard.
Kek announcers talking about bowling
kek this review
>>63942154
Look at the crowd, there are only Lelkers fans
christ it was a little shoving match why all the time sitting here
>>63942124
lol no. he was a mediocre player that got overhyped because he was on a solid team that was mostly carried by Paul George.
>Jerami Grant getting a T
Kike Silver fixing the game
>SHITBERT
>>63942145
>>63942171
kobe's hometown and last game there so its a sellout
are 76ers good this year?
i used to watch IVERGOD when i was young
>>63942196
>"hometown"
>lakers
>>63942202
ya really good
Sixers literally have 4 people doing play by play
>>63942029
>>63942196
kobe is retiring tonight?
>>63942154
>philly
>fans
>>63942196
>"home"town
>>63942202
they literally haven't won a game since iverson retired
Who /canaanball/ here?
>>63942202
2nd worst team in the NBA next to the Lakers.
I hate kobe's new one motion jumper
>>63942235
he doesn't like it either but nigga can't jump anymore senpai
>>63942202
Just wait until next year, Sixers will draft the next NBA super star so you can get back and watch them, my white friend
>>63942219
>>63942206
He went to high school there and his dad was a legendary Sixer so shutup
>>63942202
lolno
they've won 0 (zero) games this season
1-18 now
kek
>>63942235
it's not a new jumper, he's just washed
>Nance
I like Noel, but god dammit he's too beta
>>63942262
what, Kobe's 3 pt shooting?
>drafting Okasoft and DAngeslow instead of WCS
covington seems like such a bro
>>63942267
Fucker he developed it to match his new jumping trajectory. Hes a basketball genius able to edit his game
>>63942281
>Kings always draft the ebst bigmen prospects and then ruin them with eternal losing
>>63942303
1/10
>>63942293
He is the oldest player in this team kek
So he act like the big bro
>>63942223
lol
>>63942251
>home"town"
Kobe must throw the game in support of Philly
2016-17 Lakers Sarting Lineup:
C: Hassan Whiteside
PF: Ben Simmons
SF: Kevin Durant
SG: Nick Young
PG: Deangelo Russel
who can stop them?
THE SAUCE
>>63942248
>>63942228
damm
I used to like the Celtics who lost in the final against lakers i think
that was some good to watch nba
Negros Bien Altos
>>63942322
Kobe still better than any person on your fucking EU island
>>63942355
that team would win like 40 games
>>63942364
hahaha kobe wouldn't even be top 20 in euroleague, probably not even top 50
>>63942366
in a row?
>>63942364
>>63942355
Half the league?
TJ Macdonald's, please shoot the damn ball
"Sweet" lou
>>63942366
>>63942384
are you kidding me? KD and Whiteside are both franchise players and Simmons is the best prospect since Lebron.
Russell will develop into an all star and Young is a decent starter
they will be a 60 win team easily
>>63942311
>Steinberg
Well looks like Cauley Stein is going to have a good career
the 76ers are not as bad as their record suggests, I feel bad for them. 2 of their better players have been injured (Wroten and Covington) and since Cov has been back (and gotten into the swing of things after a few rusty games) they've had a few close games
>>63942355
>implying Nick Young will be here by the end of the season
>>63942355
is this supposed to be a good team?
>>63942355
why start dangelel over an actually good player like clarkson?
>hand-egg
>concussion
LOL
NBA confirmed for GOAT sport.
when is the NBA going to get a new movie?
call it
>meme
starring some manlet as steph curry.
>>63942448
There is no way you can be 0-18 and not be complete garbage. They are just as bad as there record suggests.
>>63942355
Clarkson
Russell
Durant
Simmons
Whiteside
>>63942471
ahem
https://youtu.be/2MxnhBPoIx4?t=1m32s
KOBEEEEEEEE
Why do they let Kobe take so many shots? Don't they realize this is why they're terrible?
>tfw you got your obligatory laker tickets one day before kobe announced his retirement
50 dollars instead of 250 senpai
>>63942471
we gettin schooled by white bois baka
Nerlens is back lads
