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>comfy winter training camps SOON edition
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>>63936699
not soon enough edition
Finland sub edition
FUCKING FINLAND.
WIPED OUT MY BANKROLL WITH YOUR "TIP"
Euan hate thread sub-edition
>>63936725
>putting your whole roll on one bet
missing everton to put your baby to sleep sub-sub edition
You have 10 seconds to explain to me why you aren't treating you and your bird to a winter sun holiday this month to get away from such a dire skedge
Need 2 more goals in the At. Mad match desu
>>63936774
I hate hot weather.
>>63936774
I don't own a bird
>>63936774
its dece
>tfw bovada took away betting on bookings cuz they fucked up that one time
Going to have to take away handicaps too now :)
>>63936774
Small time better. More of a hobby for me
Bonus reason: getting cosy by the fire eating comfy foods is better than a sun holiday
>>63936774
holidays are overated
>>63936774
Be up at heathrow tomorrow lid
>>63936774
Birds are -ev. Treating myself though
>>63936837
so is your mum
>>63936837
Nothing better than a holiday week before christmas when the skedge is just arab shite lid
>>63936774
i might take off but im leaving my tinder bitch here, im not rich yet
>>63936774
No gf
Skedge is ok, just need to stay disciplined, still good bets but have to accept some days will be quiet
I've been on a decent streak right now, but I don't see anything good today. prob gonna take a 2-3 day break senpai
Forfar U20 -0.75 an insane price with the team they have out compared to Berwick
>>63936774
Would rather get half cokes desu
>>63936868
>Treating myself though
Tonight is the last match of the first round, and places on both super league and relegation playoffs will be decided
Larre Borges - Atenas: if home team wins they'll go into superleague, Atenas is in relegation already and has only won 1 match out of 10. Despite this Atenas is not likely to get btfo, they've also exchanged foreigners. A small minus Larre-big plus Atenas are good. If you can get a +20ish atenas or +3ish Larre go for it. Atenas is really erratic so it's likely to get some good handicaps.
Bigua - Aguada: Bigua has lost its best foreigner and the other one is shit, and is already qualified to superleague, while Aguada has changed coaches and needs to win and await for other results, if they lose they're auto-relegation. I see a tight score despite Bigua being favorite. A +7 Aguada is good, maybe even less, depends on the flow. Aguada also has very erratic performances so it will provide good windows. Bigua on the other hand are extreme chokers.
Urunday - Goes: Goes already at superleague, but in great form and a candidate. Urunday has their best player back and he scored like 20 points in a quarter last match. They need to win to get into superleague, if they lose it's auto-relegation. A big plus in Urunday is good, I can't see Goes losing, but also I can't see Urunday losing by like 15 or something. They'll try to catch up and Goes will defend and let time run.
Welcome - Bohemios: Both teams need to win to get into superleague, expect it to be close. Welcome is the favorite by a good margin but I don't expect a blowout, a good plus on Bohemios is nice, and if they take advantage at any point pluses on Welcome are good.
Defensor - Trouville: Defensor will be hosting it at a neutral venue, Trouville is the better team, can't really say much because there's chances of b teams as they're both in superleague. Don't expect big differences.
Don't trust first quarters as teams almost always underperform. Be wary if the favorite destroys the underdog.
>>63936941
Oh wait also don't trust Atenas, they may also play like shit to prevent Aguada from going into the next round, same as Goes against Urunday.
Tips are what I'll be monitoring the matches to bet on. Avoid totals like the plague
Down
Down
Down
Concerned
These bets are driving me crazy,
I'm so so shrewd but very very lazy.
Need a tip like AIR,
which sport? I dont CARE!
>>63936941
what sport?
Need atleti goal like air
>>63936993
>Tfw didnt put 2mill on Everton, city and stoke
Stirling v Coles home team to score o3.5 goals
>>63936993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amsqeYOk--w
>>63937050
V Cumbernauld colts even
>>63937020
basketball, starts in 3 bongs and half
>>63936900
Had a quick look at teams, didn't look that special?
>>63936823
Didn't get to take advantage, but they never changed the prices on the handicaps for the Madrid game. Obviously they only offered -1 and +1. The game ended 1-2 for atleti. :/
>>63937056
Help me Estonia.
>>63937097
Not him but must be something cos the line fairly quickly went out to -1.25 even though they have come back in since. Might have just been rball twitchers though since Forfar were pretty on top early doors.
Lewis Thomas
@LewisTAFC
Zambia U23 No Clean Sheet. 4/6 medium to high stake. Good luck
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
So large on Shamrock U19 -0.25 from here
need a goal from the everton game and one from citeh pls
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>>63937158
why are you posting this nearly 6 hours after it happened
Gloucester DC @ 1.83. Chelmsford had a man sent off and Gloucester have looked the better team in the second half
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>>63937270
Please have sex
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>>63937277
Was celebrating Pembroke Athleta's 4th you donkey. tears if you weren't on.
Need a Man City goal like A I R
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zzzzz too easy, December world so far
>>63937293
zzzzzzz
Pmsl at this Venezuela to score price, Brazil defence looked dodgy as fuck vs Colombia and Venezuela been scoring for fun this tournament.
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Dulwich Hamlet to win desu
pls score another Chesham ;_;
Next city goal when?
miss BT desu
>>63937156
Ah right. Yeah fair enough it looks quality, must've missed something.
>>63937376
U have a stream?
>>63937473
http://tvbrasil.ebc.com.br/webtv
W O R L D
UCD FOUR!
Rball army blown the fuck out.
>>63937549
>tfw you win $8 from Man City-Man City Half Time/Full Time
During today i questioned this game in the daily post. I cant understand the odds behind this game, the First Classified before the game was at 2.45. At half time they lead 1-2, but in the second half Gornik Z scores 3 goals in 5 minutes. I only beteed 10 €, but this is a clear fixed game in my opinion.
>>63937581
>beteed
>>63937376
can't bet on that in 365 :(
In what world does O2.5 in the slags game lose?
>>63937652
Not in this one friend
>>63937652
are slut games high scoring?
>>63937673
Myth
man city -3 was THE bet to be honest with you guys
>>63937652
>>63937673
>misogyny
>>63937689
5-0 Stirling should have lumped the wages
>>63937700
>hindsight
>>63937700
>not -3.5
>>63937700
Was on 4-0 cs senpai
>>63937737
magic
>>63937754
tears buddy
>>63937764
Just checked was actually on 4-1
>>63937754
Nice one la
>>63937664
Shaking at the thought of the sums I will have on O2.0 if it comes up soon enough
>>63937776
Post slip
>that goal kick
>that free kick
>slags
>>63937797
no
Brazil goal when
goal line isnt gonna drop lower than 2.5 is it
>continue watching the videos that play automatically after the thread theme
>hit me baby one more time comes on
fap or go to work /sp/?
>>63937824
Why not?
need to win my next 8 bets @1.7
might literally an hero if i don't
is there really gonna be 3 goalless ligue 1 games tonight?
need a goal in the nantes - lyon game like aaiiirrr
>>63937907
entire french league is rampant with 0-0s
Smh thats like 3 posts
LOADING UP on O.2 goals boys
What is wrong with this lineswoman
Lads, lads, lads. Let me just drop a nice accy on you for tonight's NBA games.
>>63937995
76ers win tonight lid
imagine if this game actually ends with fewer than 2 goals
Fucking hell, throwing more on over 2 goals. wins.
>>63937991
>lineswoman
>woman
>Go away from Forfar game for 15 minutes
>Come back to currently only on a half win potential full loss if they concede again
What is this bullshit?
>>63937991
linesWOMAN
>>63938015
>>63938030
I don't get it
I want to impregnate #20 :/
>>63938046
kill yourself
>>63938029
Holy fuck I just saw that too.
Didn't even have a good cash out at 5-1. Maybe the bookies know something...
>>63938087
>Didn't even have a good cash out at 5-1.
It did, was probably 90% profit but obviously why the fuck would you and fuck cashing out.
>Maybe the bookies know something...
>>>/reddit/
Why are Real 1.33 to win against literally who?
-2 is at 3.50 ffs, tell me about Cadiz
HOW
>>63938129
>benitez
topping up on O1.5
>>63938125
Cash out was for around 60% profit. Usually with games like that if I see a cash out for full profit I do it, because why wait.
imagine actually being as incompetent as south american teenage girls
fuck milan
>>63937995
76ers are due m80
>>63938072
iktf bro
tfw cant find her FB
>>63938177
>trusting AC fucking Milan with your money
>>63937673
>slut
please don't be disrespectful, it's slag football not slut
>>63938177
>betting on italian games
>>63938222
>>63938072
I take it back
>>63938321
Looks a bit like you pmsl
>>63938321
disgusting
bet the roll on over 98.5 first half LA PHIL come sweat with me boys
>that header
It's going to be one of those games
>>63938321
looks alright on instagram imo
>>63938321
mackers?
>>63938466
Post it then you absolute degen
>>63938491
can't remember it famm. saw it after the original game.
>>63938529
>>63938491
https://www.instagram.com/jen_maria/
Brazil and Venezuela pls I need at least 2 goals
>>63938569
BLACKED
Winter is the worst.
>wanting to have to dress in huge puffy eskimo clothes
You must be fat and ugly.
>>63938615
Wait, is she Brazilian or American?
>>63938613
i am, i love winter
There's still going to be 2 goals right guys?!
>>63938615
So's she Brazilian or American? It makes a massive difference
Do I reback Over 1?
Does it look like someone is going to score at least?
>>63938626
Duel citizenship.
>>63938626
Probably has Brazilian parents.
https://www.instagram.com/p/-PjakzRqDk/
Qt
>>63938642
Nah family. It's over. 1 goal max.
>>63938626
>>63938635
She's american really, attends Notre Dame. Was in the u19 us squad as recently as this summer, bizarre to suddenly play for brazil though.
i cant believe this shit
>>63938707
ffs
So we bankrolling brazil?
>>63938232
>>63938279
At least I'm not betting finnish hockey
>>63938707
Is that a suicide thing?
Euan just can't beat asia can he?
>>63938853
Dont care
>>63938853
Joke's on you. I backed Man City -1.5 in Asia.
The three clear Azeri favs win tomorrow btw lads.
U0.75 a gift imo. Half loss min etc
>>63938888
Joke about it all you want, your accounts can't last for ever, nobody will pay you for tips, you have to start profiting in asia or your gambling career is over and let me tell you something buddy you won't be missed, not one bit
>>63938918
pmsl
Venezuela women +0.5 for the last 15 minutes.
Are any of these slags going to fucking score? I accidentally bet on Brazil or Venezuela double chance off my phone and now I'm shitting it
>>63938922
My accounts wont but my friends will last a while. And by then I'll have a real job and no time to gamble. It's only going to get harder so no idea how you think it is viable as a career. Compare now to 3 years ago.
Surely this can't end 0-0
>Former world number one Tiger Woods says he has "nothing to look forward to" in his recovery from back surgery.
>Asked about his return, he said: "I've no answer. Neither does my surgeon or physio. There's no timetable.
>"There's nothing I can look forward to, nothing I can build towards. Where's the light at the end of the tunnel? I don't know."
Where can I get odds on Tiger Woods suicide?
>>63938998
Matt Howard has made 196k in asia in 4 months from 4k, so possible.
>>63939028
What do you think the odds on anyone repeating that is?
>>63939011
Typical women's game mate
>Game with 10 shots total ends 10-0
>Game with 30 shots total ends 0-0
>>63939013
PP will probably price it up if you give them a ring
>>63938998
I make more now than when I have accounts, my roi is lower no doubt but my turnover is always increasing, still lots of value bets
>>63939056
Depends on the person
>>63939028
tears
>>63939080
Like telling me winning the Euromillions is a career because someone did it once. 50 fold increase in 4 months seems a heavy percentage of luck as well as skill.
>suspending every 5 seconds, giving me hope
>>63939126
You just don't believe enough. #staystrong #nevergiveup #theworldneedsyou #youhaveapurpose
Why is slag football so unnecessary shit
Genuinely blame Finland for this 0-0.
>+5'
>>63939182
literally the only way they score is when the defenders are more incompetent than the attackers and the ball just somehow ends up in the back of the goal
So...was that...really ....IT......
Really...
Complete the sentences
>Today should have been ____
>Today has been ____
95mins?.... Wtf is this fifa
Hopefully I'll wake up from this nightmare soon and it'll be 8am on Tuesday ready to bet with Euan and friends. :)
>>63939056
You doing that, i think theres more chance of winning the lottery 3 weeks in a row you scruffy little meff.
>>63938965
cheers
>>63938965
Won
And we move onto the next.
>>63938918
HUP
>>63938960
pmsl
Literally think /bet/ could put together a team that would beat these birds on a -4 HC, might even end up in double digits once our manager reminds us of all the cents we lost on these slags.
Ameribets, you got anything for cbb tonight?
>>63939300
Good
Marginally below average
So much air. Chased insane amounts on u0.5, never again, lost my head totally but up an ok amount for the day now, wow was shaking so much and couldn't see straight just had to pace around the room praying that I didn't hear that dreaded bet365 goal sounds. I'm so stupid always wanting more, it's because there was so many world bets today and I was only up a couple of hundred, now up insane, huge grin on my face, good night and god bless
>>63939300
>Today should have been as it could would have been
>>63939360
Haven't had time to look, been proctoring an exam for the past 2 hours. I'll check in half an hour or so
>>63939346
>betting on overs and unders
Sort of had to win really didn't you? Let me guess you had more on unders right?
>>63939300
>Today should have been world up 3k+
>Today has been good up 1.2k
>>63939391
Well O2.5/2.0 and U0.75 isnt exactly win-win, is it? And no, I lost on that game. We cant all be perfect like you.
>pelicants favourites over grizzlies
>>63939300
world
tez
>>63939391
Will never understand criticism of this sort of thing, its exactly what a smart gambler does if things don't go as planned.
I had stack on various Klitschko wins at the weekend but by round 7 I was smashing the fuck out of Fury win and Fury by decision and made a bunch of money despite calling it wrong to start with. Nothing wrong with it whatsoever.
>>63939423
Ok fair enough by the way you went HUP I thought you were trying to make out like you made money out of the game.
>>63939442
It's easy to say that when the unders bet has won. Don't mean to sound arrogant but I don't get things wrong that often and if I do so what? Bets loses, move on. You're not going to win every bet, you won't even win 65%+ most likely, if you're so worried about losing you feel the need to chase on the opposite side you're staking too much. Learn to lose money, it's more important than learning to win money.
>>63939508
Hedging and chasing m8. They're different things.
>>63939508
I would argue U0.75 at the time was a value bet, not a chase as such.. The best chances had been and gone for Brazil and they werent going to concede. They either got one lucky goal and it was a half loss, or it ends 0-0 and I win. If the line was 0.5 at the same time, I wouldnt have taken it.
>>63939508
I don't chase the otherside every time but there are times where the other side is clearly value as the side you were originally on has been smashed too far by peeople thinking similarly to yourself.
Using the same example you could get Fury at 2.5 to win by any method as late as about the start of round 11. Any one who watched that fight knew it was over by then, Fury pretty much didn't need to anything but not get knocked out which looked exceptionally unlikely.
brazil slags odd just dropped massively
the repetitive bollocks that goes on itt is boring as fuck
>>63939629
Do not fall for it. Yes Brazil the better side and most likely winners but NZ a very decent side that could easily grind out a 0-0 or low socring game that could go either way.
>>63939565
>>63939570
Maybe went a bit overboard but I see where you're coming from. Bet won so it worked out for you, I know from experience making similar bets which didn't work out, and ending up with two losses on opposite sides, not pretty. It's a good skill to be able to judge when you've got something wrong but accepting a loss is important too which was the point I was trying to make.
chasing on grizzlies
No idea why I'm not on unders, played in very hot conditions and think it goes u2.5 about 70% of the time. New Zealand created next to nothing in the world cup but were very solid at the back, Brazil are overrated and I don't see them scoring more than two here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4UiJD7ND14
>>63939760
lol
>>63939760
>fooking
>>63939733
a i r
>>63939760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0
>>63939905
Love a nice glass of water me.
>>63939865
>Not based Pereira
Still I'll take it
Does it always take 24 hours for withdrawal from bet365 to be completed? Or perhaps longer sometimes? Still waiting for me muney after 25 hours and counting.
>>63939941
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpPGE8NllUI
Prefer a pint of milk me like
William and Mary -3
Georgetown -25.5
East Carolina -5.5
>Betting on slag games
>>63940034
I do enjoy a glass of milk in the evening.
>>63940055
what's her snapchat lid?
>>63940055
All that flab
NZ bench pretty tez including a 16 year old so if they make a lot of changes at HT and you're on NZ win or NZ + handi it might be worth cashing out or hedging
>>63940055
Left = World
Right = Decent
Middle = Worst of the bunch but I'm not gonna pretend I wouldn't
>>63940204
>That round belly
>decent pair
>most likely to stay in the same position when naked
so 3 wins
>tfw spent hours creating a betting spreadsheet instead of doing uni work
This ECU game is laughable.
>>63940255
which one are you talking about
>>63940467
left to right
>>63940255
>>most likely to stay in the same position when naked
why is that a good thing
>>63940579
Looks better, lefts will look like two bald headed cunts in a headlock when she lies down, also >saggy liking saggy tits
>>63938435
tears if you weren't on this
>>63940396
post it i need a new one for 2016
>>63940716
It's rather basic, it took so long because I haven't used spreadsheet software for a while and I was working out a formula for returns on horses depending on whether you've backed it each way or not
>>63940637
>liking fake tits
Would I be correct in saying you're a virgin?
>>63940204
This desu lid
>>63940777
No, I'm actually in bed with the gf now lad.
>>63940777
>not liking big tits
ha! gaaaaay
>>63938321
Still would desu
Just had a MAJOR argument with the ex gf. What do now?
>>63940965
tell her she's gotten fat
>>63940965
Post pics
>>63940987
Nah shes hot as fuck.
>>63940998
No.
>>63940965
What was it about?
>>63940965
>pretending you have an ex
Saddo
Sorry to derail this thrilling fake story but would anyone be interested to contributing to making a guide to soft bookies.
A small database of what reasons, how quickly bookies limit, if it is only when you withdraw etc, if you get rebacks when limited, how you can make new accounts, mirrors/clones, if a weekend being a mug gets you bigger limits or account lasts longer, if they track cookies, iesnare, MAC address, starting limits, what they are good for, etc, etc.
I know some of the above for most bookies but not it all.
Or is this too much for bubblegum babies like myself and no one is interested?
>>63941122
I'd be interested to reading this guide, I don't know enough to contribute though I'm afraid
>>63941122
Start a Google doc and we can collaborate lad ;^)
>>63941122
I have never been limited :)
>>63941122
>implying I make enough money to draw a bookies attention
>implying I make any money all
>>63941122
Make a google doc. I've been limited on 50 different bookies, it's my topic on mastermind
http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=14261350
>you will never be a college bench player doing random celebrations after each made basket
Why live?
on large wizards @1.95 tears if you deliberately miss this
>>63941288
>he doesn't ball on scrubs with his m8s on an intramural team
>>63941288
>you will never perform the give me life
For proper shrewd gamblers on here, how many bets would you make a day?
I know it would obviously depend on schedule, but I definitely get on too many bets with small stakes. Win some, lose some, end up back at square one.
I see tip here or a half decent looking game in-play and just put a little bet on whatever looks good, often not doing much research.
I'm thinking I might just start putting 1 or 2 bets on a day and putting a larger stake on them rather than all this 'betting for the sake of it' crap I do right now
>>63941122
Sounds good even if no one will agree on what to put. Does anyone know if Joes method of stopping bookies catching onto you still works?
