TOR:Leo Komarov scores two more in Leafs' victory
TOR:Garret Sparks sparks Leafs; shuts out Oilers
NYR:G Henrik Lundqvist marvelous in Rangers' win
NYR:Kevin Klein (muscle strain) exits game
TB:Tyler Johnson likely to play this week
SJ:Logan Couture skates Monday, still not ready
EDM:Connor McDavid happy to be ahead of schedule
COL:Roy expects Duchene (illness) to play Monday
NYI:Isles will use Thomas Greiss against Colorado
NYR:Rangers lose Derek Stepan for 4-6 weeks
MON:Carey Price out for six weeks due to LBI
MON:Report: Carey Price to have knee scoped Mon.
Boltys will win the cup!
nth for smuk and Serbian zoophilic sexual frustration
Make /hoc/ smuk again
>>63928119
people hit hard as fuck their growing brains and teeth are just more protected from flying pucks and getting boarded
>>63928085
rangers
who /caniac/ here
>>63928172
Good God, why don't they just play in giant inflatable balls then
Man up
>>63928172
What position does your son play and do you sit with all the other moms?
>>63928162
>>63928172
>full cages protect the brain
>this is a genuine americaitlyn hockey post
>ponek samefagging like a mad man itt
>crysbaby
>>63928232
why not just go full Lowe retard and not have a helmet at all they impede vision.
>>63928258
they protect better than normal helmets
>>63928238
I wear a cage because I value my teeth when I play rec league.
>canaCTEs are this triggered about safety advancements
Are the Devils elite?
Fun fact: The Metro division is the only division that has three teams will at least 30 points.
>>63928319
You're advocating for birdcages in the NHL?
>>63928374
yes since I care about player safety.
>>63928341
yes
>>63928391
>mfw I've been rused
God damn I'm so fucking gullible
>>63928341
go to sleep brian
>>63928394
What do you guys listen to when you're going to bed?
I listen to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuaaO35sP0A
>>63928341
go to sleeep bryan
>>63928319
>cages protect the brain
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA what the fuck man use your head
>>63928319
>I wear a cage because I value my teeth when I play rec league.
Have you noticed many people laughing at you
>>63928459
He can't, he never wore a cage
>>63928462
sorry I have seen too many guys get their grill or nose all fucked up to not want to wear a cage
>>63928423
you first ryan
>>63928462
Rec league tillys are the best.
>>63928492
>avoids answering the question
jej
confirmed for 10-ply soft
>>63928458
you first rian
>full cage at a rec league
WEW LAD
SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A NECK PROTECTOR
HE WANTS TO GO FULL DUSTER
>>63928462
He probably hasn't noticed shit except metal bars and the other team celebrating
>>63928547
>>63928529
>>63928462
>>63928459
I don't know what it's like in Canadia, but in Wisconsin pretty much everyone wears cages.
>>63928623
>Bill is from WI
>is already the 2nd-highest-scoring WI player of all time
lel this explains a great deal
>>63928605
>canakeks dont practice with cages
>wonder why they play worse when they are not used to them
all the top USHL draft picks do just fine playing with them
>getting hurt is cool guys!!!! we all do it in a nonsense league nobody cares about!!
>>63928685
>proud of Special Olympics-tier junior hockey
wew
>>63928605
#BTFO
But then, what can we expect from a country whose most iconic athlete now goes by Caitlyn
>>63928691
Why don't you just play NHL 16 bro
Then you can have hockey action without any of those scary guys bumping into you
>>63928712
Pretty sure Michael Phelps still goes by Michael
>>63928680
No wonder an americaitlyn has never won a scoring trophy, they grew up unable to see the puck
>>63928765
>cantpucks fan
>shilling for Jew a hongcouver games
Not surprised desu
>>63928796
>yfw he's Michelle by the end of next year
>>63928847
>said no american playing hockey.jpg
>>63928544
thats not even a name
why do we trigger Canadians so much?
>>63928685
>>63928691
>I am scared of the puck
Just sit in the stands and clap then, you fat shits
>>63928872
It was actually intended as an insult, bro
>>63928895
>>63928895
Jealous of those beautiful green sweaters.
Don't worry, there's a new product for our American friends ITT
>>63928796
Ironically, Michael phelps has sex with trannies
>>63928712
Pretty sure Michael Jordan still goes by Michael.
>>63928887
>mfw 2 trans "women" are better athletes than any Canadian ever
>>63928966
Sweaters are pretty based to be honest, so is Jamie "the motherfucker" Benn
I wear a cage in adult league because I took a puck to the mouth and almost lost a tooth like 3 weeks ago.
>and no, people don't laugh at me because I'm actually good at hockey
>rec league is worth fucking up your face to be "manly"
Canadumbs everybody
>>63929078
I stopped reading at because, but congrats on coming out of the closet, which is the only logical way that sentence can end.
>>63929117
>ameriblobs are scared of the puck
Just wear a visor like a normal adult you autists
irl scrim canada vs usa?
>>63928894
>>63929022
>mfw Americaitlyns unironically glorify mentally ill homosexuals
>>63929117
>afraid of getting his makeup messed
kek lord alone knows how you deal with runs in your pantyhose
>>63929145
I'm pretty sure destroying Asians and Arabs is a hate crime in Canada
Guys I want to get into hockey but I'm overweight and too shy to talk to people to join a rec league.
I mean I can skate, and I can shoot the puck, but I'll probably get tired easily and will suck and basically make everyone on the team hate me.
What do I do?
>>63929145
Just give us the trophy now senpai
>>63929202
Get fit you fat fuck. also, do you wear a cage? This is important to the thread.
>>63929158
>mfw mentally ill homosexuals are better athletes than Canada will ever produce
How's it feel being lower than degenerates?
If I wore a cage with no reasoning I would get laughed at in the dressing room to be honest
Man up, Caitlyns, jesus
>>63929225
I probably would, because I'm not a retard who wants to break his jaw playing a childrens' game.
>>63929256
That's not very tolerant of your country men gordo
>>63929230
>running slightly faster than a housecat
>swimming slightly worse than a retarded sea otter with gout
>athletes
jej I see where your confusion stems from
Well, your sports-related confusing, not the gender identity issues
>Americaitlyns
>>63929256
It's weird how pussies always think they're "smarter" than everybody
I hope it helps them hold back the tears
>>63928085
horse fucker
>>63929141
No it's fine, I too thought I was a tough guy for playing with nothing over my face, but your sister won't kiss me if I lose any teeth :/
>>63929297
But you're not into girls, hence the birdcage to keep your dick sucking lips pristine
>>63929256
No, you get laughed at because you suck at hockey. If you weren't a complete dust bag you wouldn't have to worry about what equipment you are wearing
>>63929324
dont be mean to your sister
>>63929280
>canaslows
>cannotswims
sounds to me like you just can't produce athletes that don't participate in meme sports
>>63929280
>Sorry guys I can't play hockey today, I have to get my surgically removed because I got hit in the face with a slapshot.
>>63929340
>Get my eye surgically removed
FUCK
Pls don't bully.
>>63929324
>you're not into girls
Wew lad you sure got me. All this talk about safety reminds me of playing Canadian teams as a kid
>stop signs on your back because canadians are too stupid to understand that checking from behind is dangerous
>required neck guards
>>63929328
>he thinks he can compete with a cage
It's like handicapping yourself, and letting me know you're a fucking pussy
You would get rekt m8
>>63929340
>>63929360
>worried about losing an eye to a rec league slapshot
nigga could you BE any softer
>>63929367
Ok, apparently it's possible
leo komorov for a 2016 2nd round draft pick + Jake Virtanen
leafs/canucks trade
>>63929367
>Not allowing checking from behind
What are you some sort of pussy? Fucking man the fuck up. Why even wear a helmet at all? Shit slows you down.
>mfw I started this whole derail and triggered canaconcussions
>>63929393
>derail
from what exactly
>>63929367
Exactly
Only children are dumb and fragile enough to necessitate neck guards stop signs and birdcages
Children and americaitlyns, apparently
>>63929386
Daily reminder that Sid "the kid" Crosby wore a cage and he's one of the best players in the league
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9o4VJk3YQ
>>63929390
Jake Vartanen is shit
>mfw my school plays canadian schools every year
>mfw they get fucking destroyed like their sisters' vaginas
>mfw our guys wear cages and they wear visors
>mfw every game somebody from canada gets a slapper in the face
>>63929386
I've worn a cage, a visor and nothing. I like wearing nothing because I can see everything clearly, but when I have a cage on I literally have no fear. So I'd say that gives me an advantage ;)
>>63929405
>Crysby
jej
>>63929410
>things that never happened: the post
>>63929400
qts
no things that never happened the post would be:
>The Vancouver canucks are Stanley cup champions
>>63929416
>being afraid when you don't have your head encased in armor
>>63929403
American hockey does not require neck guards, friend
>>63929416
So like I said
>scared of the puck.
>>63929417
Pretty sure it's some dude that played house teams and thinks that makes him good.
I've blown him the fuck out before.
>>63929439
Most guys with no cage won't block shots, or hold their hand over they're face if they do. I'll eat a clapper with no hesitation
Sup lads, check out my new warrior gear.
It will definitely give me and advantage because I will have no fear of the puck
>>63929443
>defending murder ice
>>63929481
I bet you wear shoulder pads to pickup hockey
>>63929481
MacT pls go
>>63929465
>only blocking shots if you've got a cage
>in a rec league
>>63929515
Shut the fuck up chink I doubt you even played travel
>>63929481
TOP HEH
>Americaitlyns
>mfw that anon gets a sex change so he doesn't take a hit in his tiny shrivelled balls
This thread really made me aware of how different Americans view hockey. Pretty cool
>>63929532
It's a meme sport nobody really cares about desu
Lol this guy has never played hockey
>laying out flat to block shots in a beer league
we movin up
>>63929529
>this anal ravagement
Maybe you should wear an ass guard before you post on /hoc/!
>>63929547
I know it's crazy. Kind of sucks it only attracts autists and homosexuals down there but ah well.
>>63929553
>he doesn't block shots
Fucking hoser I'll tell yeah
>>63929532
There are americans who literally only watch American Football and no other sport.
>>63929532
Right O, eh. Yeah those fag yankees and their cages really are gay. Getting hit in the face with a puck ain't too bad. Looking like me forever unless you have money is a good thing.
>>63929547
>"N..nobody r.. really cares about this sport"
Caitlyns.
>>63929573
You forget that we have healthcare, caitlyn
Shit is free my nigga
>>63929561
Maybe you should learn to skate before you start talking about hockey
>>63929579
Check the views Gordo
>>63929573
I wasn't even being insulting, just thought a different perspective was interesting. Go fuck yourself before I feed your intestines to your mother you fucking joke of a human
>>63929589
Free orthodontia?
No wonder Canada is a shit hole.
>>63929589
Good point desu. I'd be ok with losing a couple teeth if I didn't have to worry about buying new ones. Also I'm really enjoying this banter canadafriends, I'd still dust you all in a scrimmage
>>63929593
Did you wrap yourself in protective foam before you learned?
>>63929554
kys
>>63929614
>>63929589
>>63929621
>free
>11k a year
lol
>>63929630
Nope, I also didn't wrap my cock before entering your mother
>>63929614
>"Let's live in a country where I can either die from something small or pay $150,000"
Yeah, such a shithole
>>63929641
Damn sliced and diced.
This mother fucker right here
SHiiiiiiiieeeeet
Sometimes I forget how truly awful tripfags/Canadians really are
Then I visit /hoc/
>>63929641
>mfw I got absolutely bleeeown the fuck out
Well played
>>63929648
>not having insurance
Lmao at this pleb
100% covered get on my level nigga.
Top bantz lads
>>63929671
That's crazy your insurance is free
>>63929641
Riggedy rekt
>>63929595
>tfw hockii would have been huge if ESPN had not stopped broadcasting games.
>>63929694
And if Americans gave a fuck about it
>>63928895
Because when we see your shirts we think:
DUDE WEED
U
D
E
W
E
E
D
>>63929683
It's nice working for a big drug company
>>63929671
>"Get health insurance"
No need Caitlyn, no need.
>>63929707
Sinaloa or Los zetas?
>>63929694
I've been saying this for the past five years.
NBC is literally killing the NHL in the US. They have ridiculous no compete clauses, yet they barely show any games.
Unless you're in a hockey market, or you already care about the sport, you might hear about four or five games a year. If you're into the sport but don't want to pay extra to see all of your teams' games, you might catch 10 a year.
>>63929694
And if anybody cared, at all
>>63929711
It's nice of you to pay out for all the immigrants coming, they'll use a lot more than you ever will!
Nice fucking discussion, amerifats and canacuks
Euros are thehe cog of /hoc/
>>63929727
Yeah all 180 dodgers games are shown on TV here but I think I can only watch ~30 kings games with basic cable
>>63929723
I'm assuming those are cartels?
>>63929683
>muh "free" everything
Must be nice being poor and not paying taxes
>>63929733
Do you wear a cage Finn?
>>63929733
Shut your fucking pie hole you mongoloid cunt, answer the mandatory question before trying to shit up our glorious thread
>CAGED CUNT
>VISOR BIG GUY
>HELMET ONLY MASTER RACE
>OLD TIMEY HOCKEY GOD NO HELMET
CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY YOU FUCKING KEK
>>63929764
I saw the Mexican flag and just assumed
>>63929781
Helmet only or old timey
>>63929788
Go to the optometrist, get your eyes checked
>for free
>>63929798
You fucking liar you don't even play hockey go back to bed
>>63929769
>Land of the free
>get a puck to the face in canada, don't pay anything and receive immediate care
>get a puck to the face in USA, 8,000$ to replace each tooth
Well no shit you guys want to look like a space marine while you play hockey
>>63929855
>receive immediate care
Lmao
>>63929855
This is accurate to be honest :/
how do I cure my sweater fetish hoc?
>>63929855
That must be why Canadians line up at the border to see American dentists
>>63929855
>walking down street in Canada
>moose rips a slapshot off your face
>trip on a native passed out on maple syrup and booze
>go to hospital
>DUDE WEED man denies you treatment because you aren't a muslim
>>63929910
noone does that for dentists you pay for dentists here
the american system benefits the wealthy but our system is better for the common person
theres no reason why the healthcare system should be left fully privatized and subject to the profit motive
>>63929865
No shit you'll get a dry socket before you can see a dentist in Chinada
>>63929924
This is accurate to be honest :/
>>63929924
>Unironically live in a country where they Trump is a front runner
>Making fun of another country
Pick one Caitlyn
>>63929934
desu if you have 300 million niggers your system would break too just like it will break under the "refugees" that truedoe is bringing in
>Post on /hoc/ with the trip "lol i trol u"
>Play beginner adult rec league hockey
>Team goes 0-12
>I have a -54 for the season with zero goals and zero assists
>I'm a man though because I don't wear a cage, in a league where pucks don't go higher than the shins
>Fucking Amerigods....
>>63929953
>unironically electing DUDE WEED: the candidate
>>63929953
At least Trump isn't a kuck
>>63929953
>being a vassal state of your more powerful neighbor
>1980
So which big name Oiler is going to be traded by the end of this season?
>yfw hoc dies because only swekucks and kanakucks speak arabic
>>63929659
There is currently a thread breaking /pol/
It's shitposting showdown between canada and australigaroo
I swear on my poutine we'll fucking rekt them
>>63929990
Go away were talking about hockey
>cantpucks getting shitted on by the c ucks
this is not your year at all.
>>63929999
>>63930000
>hoc almost found away again
>>63929953
>implying Trump is bad
>unironically supporting DUDE WEED LMAO man
kill yourself tbqf
>>63929963
Iet me introduce, Canada's new Prime Minister
DUDE WEED
Lads I drive a zamboni for a living ask me anything
>>63930002
>Nucks Year 2015-16
>being wrong about things
This is the yeariest of all our years
>>63930025
Wasn't that some "trick" he could do?
>>63929973
>mfw that girl in the webm went to my old school
thats some fucked up shit
>>63930036
is it hard to drive the zamboni? Could you fuck up the wood if you steered into the boards?
>>63930046
so some guy is lifting her up by the ass right?
>>63930050
Hard to learn, easy as fuck once you've been doing it for a while. I've hit the boards pretty hard a couple times, but never bad enough to damage anything. Also, I work at a practice rink for a NHL team so it's not just some shitty barn
>>63930068
the guy driving the Z at my AHL team looks stoned as fuck all the time and he waves to the kids and shit while driving
>>63930036
Are you ever tempted to leave the rink and go on a rampage through the streets?
>>63929990
Nuge for Seth Jones
Draft Chychrun
Buyout Ference & move Fayne
Recall Big Bo, Slipnslide, LaLegs
Re-sign Davidson, Pak, Nilsson & Brossoit
Hall - Draisaitl - Eberle
Pouliot - McDavid - Yakupov
Korpikoski - Lander - Pakarinen
Hendricks - Yakimov - Letestu
Slepyshev
Nurse - Sekera
Klefbom - Jones
Reinhart - Schultz
Davidson - LaLeggia
Nilsson
Brossoit
>>63930046
With the billions of webms of girls on the internet, it was bound to happen to somebody, friend.
>>63928623
I play beer league in Illinois Id say just a slight majority wear cages. I've been playing with a visor since I left hs hockey 4 years ago and only really been hit hard once with a helmate in the mouth
>>63930088
Pls respond, I need to go to sleep
>>63929924
>moose rips a slapshot
Underrated post lel
>>63930087
I've worked at a couple different rinks, and almost every driver I've met smokes on the job (including me ayyy lmao)
>>63928685
Ushl where 3 point visors senpai
>>63930088
Yes, but I value my job :(
>>63930102
>tfw had a crush in high school with freak tits who would jump up and down cheering
.tfw have yet to see a webm of her cheering at a college or laker game or something
>>63929999
Solid Gretzky dubs family
>Andrew 'I'd rather be c-uckold by Muslims than help out my team' Ference
>>63930200
Solid Minnesota dubs family
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Hey Mad Max, you up in Duluth rn? Wanna smoke a blunt?
>>63930042
He actually showed this trick to a famous Montreal journalist like 2-3 years ago and it never left him
He was talking about how his father used to goof around in official settings to make people laugh
I'm guessing his next party trick will be to pull out a blunt and light it up for the official closure picture of Paris summit
>>63930240
>mfw the Coyotes win the Stanley Cup
>yfw the tortorella jackets win the cup
>>63928173
Not even remotely true, the strawpoll had no, I don't want fuk_ponek to return as the winner
>>63930210
but he is already keked by Yak
>>63930344
>>63930346
>>63928173
http://strawpoll.me/5974962/r
>>63930251
Yo, can we do this weekend?
>>63930319
But I really want Auston Matthews to go to the Coyotes
Smuk was the best
>>63930416
Agreed, the memeconomy has suffered without him
>>63930416
>>63930426
>mfw fuk_ponek got bullied the fuck out and will never post again
FUCK YEAH
>>63930401
Tank this year, cup next year
>>63930443
>Canadians hate fun
Good thing you have shariah law I suppose
>>63930449
>Tank this year, cup next year
Careful, you may end up like the Oilers.
Sandwich
>>63930506
FUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
welcome to the first annual meeting of the friends of smuk_anok support group
I swear to god if Thomas Vanek's career were to have happened in the 70's he would have scored 400 points a year
>>63930542
Just put your name on you fuckin meme loving faggot
>>63930565
lol no, that faggot would've have been perpetually on injured reserve. He would not have handled battles in front of the net well.
>>63928085
Stars win the Cup this year.
>yfw
>>63930577
how many times do I have to say I'm not him? you seem obsessed tbqh f.a.m
>>63930602
Why you lyin
>>63930602
Smdhtbqhfamilia
>tfw can't even score on the laffs
FUCK
>>63930315
As a Canadian, I'm glad our Prime Minister understands the satisfaction watching a pretty boy with a french accent fall down some stairs
shit team
>>63930401
>yfw the Oilers bomb the season again and get Mathews
>>63930039
I Love how triggered you faggots get when your prove minister is mentioned
>>63930616
>>63930620
w-why doesn't anyone believe me
Can I put in a request for a mene?
>>63930380
Are 42% of us really mad at memes?
>>63930746
filter the tripfags
>>63930746
Hell, I didn't vote for him
And watching the slow creeping realization among my countrymen that this guy is actually, literally running the country is bitterly hilarious
It's like a real life version of this
>>63930848
I hope not senpai
>>63930542
kill yourself
>He lives in America
>He pays to live in America
>He willingly lives in America
>He chooses to be corporate livestock
>>63930993
>Being a faggot
/Hoc/ = Sheep + Smuk
>>63931024
if only, bro
those were the good times
>>63931029
shut up dubbs you faggot
>>63931017
>being a horse fucker
>>63931050
dont even bother
>>63931029
Why do you repeatedly post this?
>>63931050
Don't show this to the furries
>>63931088
i'm worried that the picture says _cisgender like it's some kind of rarity now
wew kid
>>63931029
>Kurri
Into the trash it goes.
>>63931111
>>63931111
holy shit
>>63931067
because everyone filtered his trip and continuing to post the same image is the only way stupid people like you respond
>>63930848
>>63931156
are you a computer babby? have you ever looked at strawpolls site and realized how open it leaves you to viruses? only underage fags open strawpolls its a pretty easy retard indicator
>>63931200
typing yes would have been quicker.
>>63931060
Thought this was from a movie or something at first then realized it was real, then kek'd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBvX5dNdMK8
>white people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7THpxqHp9lA
>mfw people non-ironically buy into these doomsday prophecies
>>63931481
>having cunts as friends
