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First for Hongcouver to lose by 1 point
>allowing the 2015-16 Anaheim C
first for nobody likes this team fuck off
>Henrik ded
oh god just kill me now
![[riots internally].png](https://i.imgur.com/CUdyLob.png "[riots internally].png")
>>63927045
>Virtanen also ded
>holding penalty
>camera pans to PIZZAMAN
hmmm
I see the ducks have already been chosen the victors in this game. Is that why this thread is so dead?
Does anyone have a Canucks pepe on hand
>>63927243
Nah, there just aren't any Ducks fans to banter with
Or any at all, really
>>63927223
There's no denying, he delivers every single game
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Fiddlesticks
what the fuck
who is the ref today devorski
>>63927028
what's the word he's blocking out?
tell me it's not actually hoc lmao
we're gonna get destroyed this game desu senpai
just has that BTFO feel to it already
>>63927285
>tfw no canucks pepe to post
>tfw a loss will almost be worth it to see Bieksa rek Dan Murphy again
>>63927511
As far as I'm concerned, it is
also checked
THEY CAN TAKE AWAY OUR PENALTY KILL BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE AWAY OUR SLOTHS
The Dooks always look like a good team every time I watch them, how do they keep losing?
Hello hongcouver fans
>>63927632
something something derogatory term for mexicans
>>63927654
>trump is elected
>75% of ducks fans are deported
Anyone have a sportsnet link?
quints for canucks win
>>63927695
>implying Trump would only deport 3 people
>>63927757
ya blew it
quints for ducks miss playoffs
>>63927763
That's pretty much what it'd take
We're just watching to see if this will be an ordinary OT loss or the monthly regulation loss
quints for ducks win the cup
>>63927759
Doesn't matter how few they are, they have to go back
YFW the ducks blow this 2 goal lead to go into OT and lose on a bad pass by getzlaugh
hey guys, let's watch the stream and chat at the link below. HD. thanks :)
cytu dot be/r/murricasync
>Burrows hi sticking Juice
What the hell
>>63927864
GOD EMPEROR
>>63927877
>Nucks
>win in OT
u funny guy
i liek you
>>63927968
>feel that the United States couldn't possibly be stupid enough to elect Donald Trump
>remember George W. Bush
>mfw
>Burrows knocked out all of Bieksa's teeth with his stick last game
>almost pokes Bieksa's eye out this game
bantermaster
>>63927991
its more of a ducks losing thing than a cantkek win
>>63927991
>Ducks
>win in OT
Don't think they've won yet senpai
Hawks fan here, what's going on in this game
>>63927949
i love you anon. I moved to Mississippi and dont get any of the games out here....
>>63928026
We elected a substitute drama teacher
I'd rather have Trump tbá Žh
>>63928049
>>63928056
>36-round shootout confirmed if the Nucks can push this to OT
>>63928049
Nigga, please. Nobody tries harder to lose in OT than the Canucks. Do your Ducks even have 7 OT Losses? Yeah, thought so.
>>63928084
>some teams may not get 7 OT Losses all season
>Canucks reach 7 OT Losses 24 games in
>>63928069
>We elected a substitute drama teacher
Why? Just because it's 2015?
why so many asian canucks?
>>63928343
>Vancouver
>Completely populated by chinks
Pick both.
>>63928280
Harper had gotten so unpopular with the hippies that they literally banded together in order to maximize the Anybody But Harper vote
Now everybody is slowly realizing Reddit: The Politician is actually in charge of the entire country. Watching peoples' FB posts slowly transition from delirious joy to increasing unease is fun stuff.
>>63928343
>>63928395
You fellas sure are trying hard. That must be the industrious Mexican in your.
>>63928395
Isn't that the guy from the Hangover
>>63928426
Salt: The post
:')
>>63928451
>tfw Trump gets elected and all of their flags switch to Mexico
>>63928481
You tell me, I can't tell you and kippers apart.
>>63928514
Few can, bro
>>63928489
>unironically being left wing/tumblr/reddit
mental retardation
>>63928514
Wew esé
>>63928637
>unironically having different opinions/beliefs than me
What nonsense
>>63928682
opinions can be wrong, and yours are
>>63928728
>unironically being right wing
you're a great example of objectively wrong opinions
>>63928682
>PM unironically used CURRENT YEAR meme
>in real life
>at a press conference
>>63928845
Left wingers are wrong about absolutely everything though lel
>>63928927
>>63928927
left wingers are your avg retard with good intentions
right wingers are smart bastards that are evil
They did it Duckbros! They made it through the 2nd!
>>63928927
so are right wingers lel. See
>the entire republican party
>the game has become so boring that we have been reduced to political arguments
>>63928996
Game still not over, let's not forget what happened last game.
>>63929003
Well, no disagreement there from me, the republican party is pathetic for a variety of reasons
>>63929046
>>63928996
This one's in the bag for you bros
Nucks third periods are legendary for their ineptitude and implosion this year
Niggers tounge my anus
>>63929015
I think this thread is just pretty comfy, kind of lulls you into it like a nice winter night drinking with your bros.
>>63929046
>>63928996
Have you not seen the average Canucks 3rd period this season? You cannot possibly lose this. Literally just show up with a pair of skates on the ice and you'll win.
>>63929149
>>63929112
Has it been as bad as blowing a two goal lead in the last two minutes of the game?
>>63929149
Canucks third period vs Ducks ability to choke, it's going to be a 'good' one
>>63929149
>just show up with a pair of skates on the ice
Confirmed Ducks need to sit Lindholm and they win.
>>63929180
>Has it been as bad as blowing a two goal lead in the last two minutes of the game?
Yes
Also a 3-goal lead in 7 minutes
>>63929015
>>63929136
This thread has admittedly been comfy as fuck
Pacific division confirmed for most chill
Holy shit we didn't allow a second period goal?
Are last year's ducks finally back?
>>63929246
This is a question for if the Ducks manage to win more than a game before losing
>>63929258
im trying to restore my broken hopes....
>>63929196
Why does Lindholm suck so much this year? Also, when are they getting Despres back?
>>63929298
He would be fine if he could transition properly. I swear half the time he starts to go backwards he ends up with his ass on the ice.
>>63929357
Aside from Fowler and Vatenen the defense has looked god awful this year. I swear so many times goals are given up because Bieksa wanders out to nowhere and leaves his man wide open(Chicago game)
SCAARRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR SILF
oh god lol
>Miller
SCARRRRRRRRRRR OOOH AAAA SILFVERBERG
lol mille$6M
>>63929492
How bad is Marky Mark if they are running with Miller this much
>>63929576
Marky Mark has pics of Desjardin's naked wife
>>63929457
>>63929492
>>63929576
Miller sucks, but that was a beast of a shot though
>>63929596
>Marky Mark blackmailing Willie D to stay out of the net
oh god it's worse than we even imagined
The ducks are gunning for that Ritchie goal.
SCAAAARRRR PERRY
LEL OH GOD
MILLER CONFIRMED FOR BRAINFUCKED
WE 9-1 AGAIN
EXCEPT WITHOUT THE 1
lookat da flicka da wrist
What did we tell you, Duckbros? What did we fucking tell you?
Le scarrr
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR MVPERRY
>m1ll34
oh lawdy
>double minor
5-0 incoming
Still don't believe
I am a ducks fan
>>63929652
Sorry bro :(, but hey, you get 4 mins of pp now
>>63929695
>you get 4 mins of pp now
That's not a good thing for us bro
>>63929695
lmao
he actually thinks we can score on a 4 min PP haha
we had a 5-on-3 following a 4 min PP and we couldn't even score
Does this game really say anything about this team though? The Ducks aren't exactly beating quality opponents.
>>63929716
>>63929735
why do you two insist on reinforcing this meme
they score like 3 PPG's against chicago, I'd say they're average now
>>63929765
>Shitcagorapists
umm
>first shutout loss
>second loss by more than one goal
Why must Anaheim always rek us so badly once a year
Next Kesler will get a goal
Ducks aren't making the ploffs lmao
>>63929785
pls
>>63929795
Ok, that's not going to happen, but still
>>63929765
It's what the canucks do. They will have some games where they look competent and give fans some hope, but they will find a way to be shit again.
Wow look what happens when Gibson is in net, they win again.
Why the fuck is Dobby even on the team
>>63929762
>Ducks face Tampa on Wednesday
It's not even game day and I'm already disappointed.
Leafs looking like they will end in a better position than the canucks
Leafs > canucks
>>63929785
Beat the Kongs tomorrow plz
>Canucks look tired
didn't they have 2 days off
>>63929880
No chance in hell. Lord Gabbo has returned
>>63929845
>Canucks get a better pick than the Leafs with a higher chance at #1 overall
the moralest of victories
>>63929845
let's not get crazy here bro
>>63929880
Of course the Glorious Ones will crush the kongs, to continue this streak of infuriating inconsistency
>everyone on both teams killed
>Getzlaf uses McCann as a weapon to murder Maroon
Hope he's ok
Damn that looked like it hurt
GG Ducks
GG Canucks.
Please beat the kongs tomorrow.
Gg Vancouver
GG Canuckbros
Hope everyone on both teams are alright.
GG Nucksbros
great win senpai, any grills in the north oc area that want to play with my penis?
>>63929952
>push kid on the floor
>lay on top of the kid
thisshoulddothetrick.jpg
>>63929976
im grill
>>63929976
Paging Anteater to the thread
