>This will trigger johnny foreigners
>>63921918
i dont get it
"Knorr's chicken Stock Pot makes your pasta taste better than salt."
>>63921918
And refball was born
>one world cup
>two world wars (worth at least 3 world cups each)
when will the eternal aryan learn to obey his anglo master?
>still obsessed with one refball win 50 years ago
it's pathetic really
>>63921980
Get shot, frog.
>>63921957
>>63921980
>Triggered this early
>>63921980
kind of like your 1 (one) refball'd CL trophy lol
>unironically having less world cups than uruguay
>invent the goddamn sport
>win just 1 out of 20 World Cups (5%)
>at home
>thanks to refball
>>63922058
>>63922074
[JF TRIGGERING INTENSIFIES]
Post yfw England fails to win a trophy in any competition for another 40+ years
Post yfw USA is literally and unironically a stronger football nation than England
>>63922054
good for you if you're proud of trophies won by JFs for "english" teams
>inb4 muh utd british core
>>63922058
Uruguay are the best team in SA m8, most copas.
>>63922130
Your NT was/is literally JFs though
>>63922137
Why is Uruguay so much better than Paraguay? They are pretty much the same.
>>63922121
>mfw Only one English team can even complete the CL RO16 and that team has literally one (1) English player
>>63921957
>>63921980
>>63922058
>>63922074
this 2bh
>>63922180
Cracking lads, would go for a few bevvys with.
>>63922121
reminder that Englel is literally incapable of surpassing us at divegrass on the international stage, and we're completely mediocre
>All these triggered Johnny foreigners
>>63922245
>b-but we have Wonder Kid Wayne who will become King and lead us to glory
>>63922245
>not even top 30 in the world
tragic
>>63922058
[/thread]
Supporting England is like having an abusive boyfriend, no matter how much they hurt you, you always go back to them
>>63922315
the tragedy is that is true and you still can't even come close to our skill, or lack thereof.
>>63922500
>>>/myspace/
>>63922265
>proof to the contrary
>triggered
>>63922121
England may be shit, but jozy altidore starts for the USA. Case closed
There are people in this thread right now, right fucking now, that don't think....scratch that, know, that England will win the EUROs before going into Russia in 2018 and securing yet another World Cup victory behind EBJV.
I hope you aren't one of these people
>>63922521
let me know when you stop losing to great footballing powerhouses such as jamaica
>All these obsessed JFs
Bet you can't name a better WC final player than Sir Bobby.
>>63922545
And that Jozy Altidore-led squad still outperforms England any chance they get. Why is this?
>>63922645
lets look at recent history
>england qualifies top of their Euro 2016 group, winning every game
>meanwhile USA loses to fucking Jamaica, a team ranked 61st in the world, in the semi-final of the gold cup, arguably the easiest trophy to win in international football
ayy lmao
>>63922572
let me know when you stop losing to great footballing powerhouses such as sweden and costa rica
>>63922157
Paraguay is best guay desu senpai
>>63922688
...with resounding and dramatic success against the likes of san marino, lithuania, and slovenia.
you will be promptly knocked out of the tournament by a mid-tier UEFA squad like Portugal or Sweden and we will all point and laugh at you like the pathetic nation you are. Keep guzzling that American cum.
>>63922785
>portugal
>mid tier uefa team
>sweden
>knocking england out
tf tt od
>>63922785
>england is top 10 in both the FIFA and ELO rankings
>USA is now minnow-tier and losing to tiny caribbean islands
It's over. The US is finished. Your golden generation is gone, and you have nothing that even resembles talent coming through your ranks. Even meme players like Kane and Vardy would walk into your team in a heartbeat, yet no American would even make the bench of the England squad.
>>63922315
and what does it say when england is incapable of beating a sub-30 team?
unlike you lads, we don't gloat about how great our (actually mediocre) national team is, maybe it's time you guys lowered your expectations as well.
maybe pride is an issue? because divegrass is like our 7th sport at best, while it is your first? pretty embarrassing m8
>this triggers the britbongs
>mfw all those threads asking for klinsmann to be sacked and donovan to be hired as manager
yank footy truly is a joke
>>63922831
they drew with >us, they are mid-table. also need I really remind you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq9CoZCJH3I
>>63922842
>FIFA RANKINGS
winning friendlies against Faroe Islands and San Marino doesn't mean fucking anything
yes I am aware that the USA team is shit. My point is that England is somehow even shittier and there are nearly 10 years of international results to prove it.
Also we have some decent emerging talent here like Cyle Larin, Tommy Thompson, and Bobby Wood, you just don't ever see them on the int'l stage because Klinsmann is fucking retarded.
>>63921918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFwgUVyvkCU
>>63922842
US had a golden generation?
>>63922917
By their standards, yeah.
>>63922917
Howard
Donovan
Altidore
Demspey
all past it now though.
>>63922910
It is pretty evident you do not watch the sport. I'll nip this in the bud here.
>>63922917
i guess 2002 is the closest we've had with Donovan, Keller, McBride, Heyduk, Reina, and Mastroeni where a lot of our squad was playing in PL, Bundesliga, Eredivisie, etc
>>63922882
based af
>>63922958
i've literally been watching longer than you've been alive m8.
>>63922910
>"f-friendlies dont matter!"
>"b-but sweden drew with us in a friendly and beat you in a friendly years ago!"
Reminder you lose to fucking JAMAICA in a tournament hosted in America in the weakest confederation on the planet LMAO.
>>63922958
nice argument. where was i wrong there? Or does it just bother you that i don't suck off England's 50 year old accomplishments and pretend that a win in '66 still means you're world class ?
It's the Americans try to act knowledgeable about a sport they don't watch thread
>>63923039
did you literally just see something negative about england then lose your shit without actually reading it?
>sweden drew with us in a friendly
literally nowhere did I say or imply that. I said Portugal drew with us in the actual WC.
>Reminder you lose to fucking JAMAICA
>USA IS SHITTIER THAN ENGLAND LOL!
you're a fucking broken record. I've said at least 5 times ITT that USA is shit but that ACTUAL RESULTS have proven that England is shittier. Being tougher than the weakest kid in the play yard is not something to be proud of you rotten tooth-ed inbred.
>>63923091
Actual results being our undefeated record in european qualifying while you're busy losing to tiny caribbean islands in your own tournament? ok.
this triggers the demolition
>>63923042
>where was i wrong
Your wrote off Portugal off of one result. You thought friendlies mattered. You thought friendlies against minnows contributed to the fifa rankings. You thought you were more knowledgeable than a manager.
>>63923116
when compared to top sides like Germany, Spain, Italy, and France they do not compare, hence mid-table. They're not bad they're just not top class.
>You thought friendlies mattered
Only because you brought them and FIFA rankings up in the first place
>You thought friendlies against minnows contributed to the fifa rankings.
they do though, just not as much as bigger ones.
>You thought you were more knowledgeable than a manager.
How so?
again I have been watching this sport before you were that drink your mother shouldn't have had.
>invent sport
>don't dominate it
what a bunch of c u c k s
>>63923109
Absolute barbarians
>>63923358
>invent sport
>nobody plays it
quite surprising considering american culture is global, yet even the plebiest of plebs have rejected your shite sports
>>63923383
many countries around the world enjoy baseball and basketball. Football is inferior to rugby anyway so that doesn't matter.
>>63923383
>america
>culture
>>63923411
mate, you cant deny the US is a juggernaut when it comes to entertainment, music and technology
>>63923425
I can and I will
>Two world wars
>one cold one
We beat you, again
>>63923436
name your favorite 3 musical artists and 3 favorite movies.
>>63923481
loc
suspekt
jokeren
blinkende lygter
klovn
adams æbler
>>63923481
I think you are mistaking entertainment for culture m8.
>>63923499
bullshit detected
SUSPEKT is dope though
>>63923514
still falls under popular culture
>>63922557
this t b h
sick of all the ABE hate, it's a mental illness
good to see you're on the right side of history though lad
>>63923481
The Beatles
Radiohead
Daft Punk
Memories of Murder
A Matter of Life and Death
M
>>63923521
yeah ok
suspekt and loc (old shit only) and klovn and blinkende lygter are unironically among my favorites
>>63923535
good goy
>>63923538
radiohead and daft punk are both signed to American labels.
>>63921918
>jules rimet trophy equivalent to world cup
is this an ancient pictograph
>>63923601
Moving the goalposts there senpai
>>63923271
they're not "mid table" because they're not better than 5 or so countries, that makes them a top side when only that many are better. Portugal had quality players.
>>63922688
The OFC Nations cup is much easier, its so easy that Tahiti are current champions.
>>63923425
>>63923408
One very significant fact is that American football and ice hockey require a significant amount of preparation and investment in materials to play them. This puts it out of reach of a lot of the poorer kids in the world who would not only need all the gear, but they'd need enough friends who can also afford the gear to play with and a large, maintained area to play it on. An ice hockey rink is a world away from a poor equatorial kid... and often just a decent playing surface is, too.
But a football (in the British sense) is cheap and can entertain a lot of kids in a dusty slum.
Basketball doesn't take much more prep - you just need enough resources for a flat concrete ground and a net or two in addition to the ball... so it's popular in plenty of not-rich countries like China, just not the very poorest ones like parts of Africa.
But I also reckon what you're raised with is what you usually care about. You may love Premier League but if you raise a kid in a Midwest city with some EPL fans but what everyone really loves is the NFL then it's probably going to be NFL that he grows up to really care about.
Generalising a bit here, but I think I'm on to something: Brits invented a lot of sports early on and then showed the rest of the world that playing sports is fun. (One of the many awesome achievements of the Empire.) Cultures picked what they liked best. So football went to Europe, South America and Africa, cricket went to the Indian subcontinent and rugby and cricket went to Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. By the time the US was able to export its culture, the only places left that were susceptible, not already having games that everyone loves, were in East Asia, where there was still no real sporting culture. Now China loves basketball and there is a lot of interest in baseball in Korea and Japan, I think (although those guys also love football too).
>>63923715
they are not equal or above the top sides. Which makes them directly below a top side aka mid table. Spurs are not a shit side but they're not a top side either. They are a mid table team, as are Portugal.
>>63923896
good post desu senpai
>>63921941
oh, you one of these turbo-retards that keep spamming marco pierre white's videos on youtube claiming he's a sell out for stating the obvious
any stock tastes richer than salt
>>63922753
my man what are you doing
I'd like >you to win the Euro next summer. The meme potential is absolutely huge and the shitposting would be glorious.
>>63923425
>Multiple keks
>>63921918
remember that time some random dude stole the world cup while it was in england?
>>63922917
We beat you in 2009 remember?
>>63921918
Nigga you on mootland...you the foreigner
>>63922882
>didn't qualify for Euros
>Yugoslavia collapses into war
>qualifies due to this
>wins the Euros
Based Danes.
>1(one) point
>>63923896
I'll agree with you on hockey but there's plenty of inner city minorities who play football at the D1 and pro level
the school provides them the gear, and most HS campuses have a grass field on which to practice
ice time costs money, hockey players own their own gear.
>100-year anniversary of Wembley coming up in my lifetime
It will glorious, like the Cubs curse of the Billy Goat
>>63921967
>implying England won those wars single handedly
>still nearly lost to based masterrace
>now Britain is full of kebabs and paedos
>tfw mein führer tried to prevent this
>>63926632
>fa cup
>world cup
>european cup
We dont have a good track record of keeping an eye on trophies
>cutting out the guy with the fucked up teeth on the left
You're inferiority complex is showing Ollie
>>63932689
DUDE PROJECTING LMAO
>>63923948
kek they are a top 5 teams in the world according to fifa rankings, generally if you're a top 15 team you're a quality side internationally. Also you're wrong about spurs, they consistently finish top 5 therefore not midtable you clueless cunt. Stick with NFL or some other simplistic babby sport.
>>63922153
Are you telling me this isn't a Frenchman ?
>>63921918
Triggered desu
>tfw neverlands
>>63922121
that was like 50 years ago?
sixty?
seventy?
NECROPHILIA PHOTO
reported
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9p0LEmFvuw
BRIGGER TRIGGER
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>>63932693
yea, people are cut out of historical pictures randomly, because yes
>>63922121
The best part is that, while English football delusion is just a cheeky bit of banter and we all know that we're and shit and won't win anything, but you actually think that USA is better than England.
I mean, you lost to Jamaica, which is effectively England's B team.
>>63935230
I recognize the place
EURO MANNSCHAFT
SIEGER
>>63935230
>german "rhythm"
wow this thread actually worked. look at all these angry JFs
>>63935730
chupa el conho
>>63935730
One day you'll come to know what a hangover is, my little Esteban.
>>63935798
german 'humour'
What do you call a german comedian?
An immigrant
>>63935865
>British "wit"
>Americans are getting mad again
>>63935865
>What do you call a german comedian?
> An immigrant
>>63921918
The only trophy win that triggers me is Greece back in the day because they played the most destructive brand of football I've ever seen.
I'd be perfectly fine with England winning euro 16, just to see the board explode in banter.
