>patrishits in shambles
>buncos peyton dead, now starting a meme qb
>steelshits are out of it
>ravens mia the entire season (now ded)
>clots and luck are terrible
>literally the best AND healthiest roster in the entire league
who else is there? the chiefs? if there ever were a year where the stars lined up for andy, it's got to be this year. can he finally do it bros?
>Bengals fans disappear completely after choking away primetime games as usual
>win over the shitty Rams and suddenly think they're owl bound again
lmao this delusion your shit team already got exposed
>it's a Bengals think they're legit again thread
BENGALS ARE E L I T E
THIS IS OUR YEAR BABY
WHO DEY
>>63918386
Carson Palmer will win 5 owls before Dalton wins one playoff game
>>63918455
I just realized Carson Palmer also has zero playoff wins
>>63918386
Cant even beat the Texans dude, theyre gonna get knocked out before the AFCCG
>>63918386
i'm not even a broncos fan but how the fuck is brock osweiler a meme qb? he's a pocket passer, he's not even especially mobile or anything like that
>>63918516
no one could in the month of november :^)
>>63918487
career derailed after knee exploded
>>63918487
So
Cards Bengals Superbowl then
>>63918386
>0 playoff wins in 4 tries
>"elite" according to Bungles fans
Too bad Red Ryder will have to face the Texans again in the playoffs or maybe he'd get his first.
>>63918562
Bengals will lose to whoever wins the AFC South more than likely.
>>63918639
So
Cards Jaguars Superbowl then
>>63918408
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>>63918639
>relying on 4 year old memes as the backbone of your "argument"
why is sp so bad at sports? dalton has proven he can perform in the clutch and has graduated to elite status. there's literally no stopping this team with the talent they have. it's our fuckin year and there's nothing any of you shut-in autist lardlords can do about it
>>63918741
>Dalton has proved he can perform in the clutch
Is that why he could win the game for his team against the Texans and Cardinals?
>>63918794
texans game was a bad game but they still should have won if eifert could catch that night
as for the cards, that game could have gone either way. they went toe to toe with easily the best team in the nfc on the road
>>63918794
Idk about the Texans senpai. Andy didn't play bad that game, but eifert did.
The cards game is not anything to be ashamed of. Andy played well, and the team put 31 points on one of the best teams in the AFC. No choking involved there. Just a good game.
>Bengals break all tv cameras in the stadium
>become unstoppable
Tell me how this strategy isn't a 100% success
>>63919026
It's the moon that needs to be destroyed anon.
>>63918386
>Red Ryder BB Gun
>Good
He always chokes in the playoffs and during prime time games. He's Matt Ryan status.
>>63919140
not the OP but just wanted to say that's a nice meme you got there, anon ; )
>>63918741
>"dalton has proven he can perform in the clutch"
>0 playoff wins
>4-8 overall on Primetime
He hasn't proven shit because he doesn't win when it counts or when people are watching.
>suddenly bungal fans are back
Holy kek
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>>63918408
>"B-but... they lost two in a row, they m-must still suck right, daddy? They were never good except for 88', r-right daddy?"
Please form a valid argument
>>63918562
The NFL would try their hardest to make sure that doesnt happen. You need at least one big team in the owl. Maximize profits and such.
>>63921788
>this delusion
people will watch anything and everything NFL. that's why one of the most memorable owls is rams/titans, despite being two "smaller market" teams
>>63918386
The Arizona Cardinals are uinironically the best team in the NFL at the moment.
I'll take a meme QB over whatever the fuck dalton is
Bungles winning the afc
>>63918386
Give em hell
>>63919102
That's no moon
>>63921896
This season, one could argue the cards have been the best team, but as of this moment, the Texans are the best team in the nfl.
They just broke the most consistent offense in nfl history (for 10 years, they have scored an offensive touchdown in every game), not to mention they have allowed an average of 8.5ppg the last 4 weeks
>>63918386
and yet they still can't win the games that matter
Time to lose to TJ Yates in the wild card game
>>63918741
>dalton
>clutch
What is this meme
>>63921363
How many playoff wins does that ginger cunt have?
>>63922088
Idk if it's better or worse than the Browns curse of not winning any fucking games. At least they don't get set up for disappointment.
>>63922146
Except that one year they went 9-7 with Derek Anderson
>>63922099
https://youtu.be/RAubWDTsjyI
welcome to football, anon! glad to have ya on board
>>63922190
How many playoff games has he won
How many had he lost?
>>63918845
>Easily the best team in the NFC
But they didn't play the Panthers?
>>63922190
>against the Ravens
wow he dumped if off to a wide open AJ Green and Green did the hard part so impressive
>>63922216
this is literally the only thing the dalton doubters have to fall back on. what a terribly flawed meme. it's sad really.
>>63922238
How is your QB being incapable of stepping up when it matters a meme? Sure he can in enough locally broadcasted afternoon home games a year to make the playoffs but it doesn't matter if he always implodes in the playoffs
>>63922270
>a young QB can't ever improve
>>63922238
Come talk to me when Red Ryder Babby Gun has more playoff wins than Tim fucking Tebow.
I think the Bengals are the most boring team in the league
>>63922503
>being a stoolers fan
CATBOWL CONFIRMED?
CATBOWL CONFIRMED
>>63922565
Would be perfect if they both beat bird teams in the Conference round too
>>63922519
Anon is right, anon
Bengals are pretty fuckin boring. Dalton isn't uber athletic, nor does he uncork many 40+ yard bombs. They don't have a freak of nature at a skill position, and their defense plays solid, not spectacular.
>>63922708
>tf
>tt
Judging from your "insight", you clearly have no idea what you're talking about
>>63919140
>matt ryan status
Atleast someone else feels this pain :/
>mfw they lose to TJ Yates and the Texans again in the first round of the playoffs
>>63922708
Defense is big and fast
Andy Dalton has a cannon, and can run when he needs to without being a meme.
AJ Green is an animal and the rest of the WR core would probably start on most teams
Jeremy Hill+Gio B is a great thunder/lightning combo.
Not even a Bengals fan, but your arguments are made of nothing.
>>63918794
Remember Seattle you stupid fucking nigger I hate you you smell and are ugly
>>63922708
>canada in charge of knowing football
>>63922708
>uber
/v/ is leaking again
> mfw bunguls lose ANOTHER playoff game after a stellar season.
>>63919140
I remember when they were 6-0 and saying they would lose their primetime games and got shit for it. Fuck all those people. Never forget Andrew 8:25:
"And the ginger sayeth, 'How do I win?'. There was no response."
