last thread dieded edition
Did we move to another board?
Do generals have no place on /sp/?
Find out on /f1/ tonight with special guests: the driver who dies next year because we let the thread die and retired '''''''''''''professional'''''''''''' racedriver Susie Wolff who tells us the secret of her marriage with Mercedes c.uck Toto Wolff.
Thred ded literally the day after the season is over.
Bravo Jean.
Reminder that 1960s Grand Prix racing will never happen again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaYZQi8wtQA
>go asleep
>thread dies
thanks whoever is in charge of keeping it alive at night. might as well go to the track and throw bricks if we keep killing drivers like this.
>>63913754
You should have thought of that before tying my wrists so I can't post.
Stop fucking bullying me.
There's no way the thread will be able to live through the off season without the WAGposting.
GUYS I HAVE A CHALLENGE T-THAT WILL KEEP THE THREAD A-ALIVE
IF IT DIES NEXT SEASON IT WILL BE MWL ALL OVER AGAIN IF NOT IT'S GOING TO BE A FANTASTIC SPLENDID SEASON
All we can do is pray for a USF1 type failure from Haas, nothing else will keep us alive. It isn't very likely unfortunately, they seem to be much more private with information and hype than Petey Windsor's boys were.
>>63913960
What should we do to stop this lads?
There's got to be something. Someone go find WAGfag and beg him to return.
>Blancpain GT series
>26th-28th August Budapest (HUN) - Sprint
/F1/ required watching
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2j7huj
Let's have a thread where we rewatch f1 related videos, let's find about the flying finn.
>>63913706
the cars today are so safe and easy to drive that even a 17 can drive it without worries.
>>63914338
>17 year old
>>63914181
thanks, m80
Just watched the race lads
God I hate Verstappen the little lizard cunt
>>63914389
'NO'
>>63914389
toro rosso has been the best of the season
>>63914389
MAD
>>63914389
don't be a cunt m8
>>63914508
The Honda has some form of power, but the more stunning thing is that Rosberg didn't even need raw speed to beat Hamilton.
I haven't watched the race yet lads, should I?
Friendly reminder that only literal autists and Dorftrottel follow F1.
:)
>>63914389
>>63914551
wtf poopeelia do you have alzheimer's?
>>63914551
Only if you have nothing else to do. It's good as backround noise.
This thread only died yesterday bc the cheatriots lost and the board got spammed hard as fuck
>>63914492
hey max
neck yourself poofter
>>63914564
>>63914568
I was watching the Chelsea game last night and recorded F1.
I played too much runescape yesterday and after just a few minutes of being in front of the computer screen today I vomit (srs) so I'll watch the race instead. Cheers
>>63913960
Why don't we build the ideal f1 car?
>>63914702
Caterham Nose
>>63914702
Lotus 97t
>>63914732
>>63914746
Because of this
>>63914702
dragster body
>>63914508
>Alonso
You can do it when you try, you lazy bastard.
>>63914789
w/ Fresh Tires, and the engine turned up as high as it could possibly go. Still, I feel that they should have just done that through the year at places like Monaco and Singapore, where track position is key. Take new engines the race before and just go for broke.
>>63914796
At least that's A strategy, it seems like the whole team gave up in preseason testing.
http://strawpoll.me/6140901
http://strawpoll.me/6140901
http://strawpoll.me/6140901
http://strawpoll.me/6140901
http://strawpoll.me/6140901
http://strawpoll.me/6140901
http://strawpoll.me/6140901
>>63914181
A bit cheesy this one but always hits me right in the fucking feels even though not a big Schumi fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioDkPTBJTIQ
>>63914181
Something on the humourous side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auvmljhAWok
>>63913706
those engines sound pure sex
>>63914846
I hated the notion that he failed. Yes he didn't win, but I feel it showed the power of the man, never giving up regardless of the way it looks. He still is my hero, I cried when he took pole in Monaco, I just couldn't hold it together.
Honestly, I wish to god that for his family he comes back to some form of capable state. I don't care if I never hear from him again, he shared so much of his life with me, giving me so much joy, I am so heartbroken for his family, it's not fair.
>>63914872
>Bourdais
Oh sweet jesus had forgotten about him
>>63914880
>>63914846
The team radio is something to behold, you can almost feel the emotion years later. It seems like it was so long ago.
We miss you Michael
https://youtu.be/YyH2M1eyT00?t=1m52s
>>63914631
>and recorded F1.
hope you didn't record bbc1 like me
>>63914901
We only get the sky stream here, what was with the bbc1 stream?
>>63915064
they changed the davis cup to bbc1 and had the race on bbc2 so i recorded the davis cup labeled formula 1
C U C K E D
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>>63914895
>shit i can't believe it
>fucking hell
back when profanity was still allowed on team radio
>>63915139
"Apologies for that fruity language"
I want to throw something at the tv when I hear that, stop trying to be so politically correct you fucks.
>>63913960
>wanting to keep a thread alive during offseason
generals are cancer enough, just let it go
If some actual news occurs by all means go ahead and make a thread but there is just no reason to keep /f1/ alive when there is nothing to talk about, you lonely autists.
>>63915294
This is the kind of attitude that killed Jules, Belgium
>>63915294
>stoffel trying to create empty seats
>>63915294
Just die will you?
>>63915294
>Belgium
>>63915281
Meanwhile...
inb4 supreme gentlemen can't win WDC.
>>63915400
>no qt aerodynamicist
>she must have gone to change her wet tshirt
>and her wet panties
>>63915419
God, I need to find the HD version of that. Gotta wait for plebit to post it first.
>>63915419
Also where was the feminist oppression backlash?
>>63915128
third place ez gg you fucking shitstains
The cancer is real
>>63915555
http://www.grandprix247.com/2015/11/30/horner-ron-dennis-wont-be-very-happy-with-our-engine/
RED BULL MUGEN WHEN?
RED BULL ACURA WHEN?
>>63915583
>Red Bull Spectrum
>Red Bull BlanketFort
>Red Bull BaldAutist
>Red Bull RememberWhenMcLarenHadRaceWinsAndSponsors
goat track pics go
>>63914895
Compared to this. Schumi why are you gone?
https://youtu.be/Zl_3WhEWbI4?t=32s
So Christian Horny said Ron Benis will not be happy with Red Bull engine for next season. What could that possibly mean besides Honda?
>>63916188
Rumor is that Red Bull licensed the IP for the engine from Renault and are hiring a private firm to build and develop it on their own. The guys on Sky refer to it as the "Super Renault".
Ron Dennis is probably just being an autist saying this is cheating.
>>63916352
autosport says that it will be rebranded as a "Nissan F1" engine
That's why it will bother dennis, because this brings competition to McLaren in Japan with the Nissan name
>>63916352
If it was that Ron wouldn't be the only one to get mad. I think it's something that affects mclaren more than any other team.
>>63916504
That makes a lot of sense. Its a big name and its part of the Renault brand isn't it? But why Nissan specifically?
Hey guys.. Any good F1 Podcasts for offseason?
Just for good discussions, not some youtube tier 240p teenager talking in silly voices...
>>63916527
Maybe to split the markets.. Renault gets Europe/America with the factory team and Nissan gets the Asian maket with RedBull..
Also this would probably pull up the Nissan brand worldwide.. since they haven't been doing much in the WEC
>>63916527
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renault%E2%80%93Nissan_Alliance
U P D A T E D
in case people missed it in the last thread that died before 500 posts, rip /f1/. think I got all the good stuff. thanks to that hungary bro who started it. few people gave me shit for image sizing, ie. ayy lmao, but at least you have a finished product after the op stopped updating it.
see you guys at winter testing. save and repost as you please ;^)
>>63915281
the way it's shot makes the guy in the middle look like an ultra manlet
>>63917244
>44
He is an ultra manlet
>>63917244
>>63917324
>5'4''
ayyy
>>63916538
they are mostly all shit to be honest. motor sport magazine do good interview ones - but they are mainly with older drivers (60s-90s). they do an end of season f1 podcast review, but i haven't listened to it. don't know when this year's one will be available.
Haha, what an epic season! See you guys again next year for some EPIC racing! =)
a-are we going to survive the offseason?
;_;
>>63918261
Well today's the first day of the off season.
>>63918261
the threads will probably die quite often through december but will be busy again in January for testing
So how can we create a multcast stream? I have that giant torrent, and we could attempt to stream a few races so that we could have something to shitpost about in the general.
>>63916538
Thejudge13 is great
Requesting Mercedes engineer lady getting a faux-champagne bukkake.
>>63918261
we'll survive..
There's:
The Pirelli test tomorrow, testing the new compounds
The Renault deals, if it gets into formula 1 by buying Lotus or not
Then there's the cars presentation, wich I think might start this december
Then there's the winter testing in February, when we will see how things will balance (or not) for next year
>>63918482
Seconding this request.
Friendly reminder to keep this thread alive.
>>63918261
Thread death count since Abu Dhabi: 01
>>63918992
So who's going to be the biggest fuckup in 2016 lads? My money is on Sauber, I think they will end up at the bottom of the grid.
>>63919150
mclaren
F I S I C O
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>>63919150
Williams is done
Red Bull and Force India are going to finish ahead, wouldn't be surprised if Toro Rosso does, too (depends how much Verstappen and Sainz improve).
How well or poorly does /F1/ think Lotus/Renault and Haas will do? Wildcards, don't know what to think regarding them.
>>63919158
I have to think that at least they have some speed, seeing that they had a quickish laptime. The aero has been worked on a lot, and Honda actually hired people whom know something other than how to be a nippon.
>>63919428
Haas is going to be a B Spec Ferrari, so I'm going to put them at the head of the midfield, seeing as they won't have the experience yet.
I really hope Williams are able to do something, just because I want Felipe Baby to have one last race win before he goes.
>>63919428
>Red Bull
>Toro Rosso
Their engine situation is going to fuck them hard, my prediction anyway, especially if that mediocre Renault is going to be the base starting point
>>63919582
Didn't Toro Rosso secure a deal with Ferrari for a 15 Spec PU? Or were they given a current model because they aren't direct competitors.
>>63919600
as far as i know it was some news website putting those words into TR's mouth
>>63919654
Honestly I'm rather hyped to see what Red Bull can manage, if there's a proper Power Unit, I could see Adrain jumping back into a full time role, but to be honest, he never really left.
>>63919685
>Red Bull/Renault
>if there's a proper Power Unit,
>>63919702
>Proper
>sides.gif
Yeah, but if they can really develop the engine as a rebranded unit, after throwing money at it, I could see something happening, but the keyword is rebranded, they'd have to have a whole new unit, and then as the britbro said there's a risk it won't be homologated.
>>63919428
not expecting much from Renault desu, competing with McLaren and Haas as the best of the bottom half
1. McLaren (pls)
2. Haas
3. Renault
4. Sauber
5. Manor
>>63918482
>>63918574
>cars presentation, wich I think might start this december
whaaaaaat?
>>63920085
>DoublePenetration.webm
Unless that was cut off, I think you need to check that file name m8
>>63913706
>Leltus wins lel
>muh 0% downforce
>muh suspension
Truly a missed era
>>63920291
>muh weight distribution
>muh stress member
>>63920319
>muh stress member
your mum can stress my member m8
>>63920405
Is David Cameron going to come around now and block your internet now?
>>63919150
lotus, for sure
sauber will probably be as shit as they've been this season.
>>63915128
holy fuck I had completly forgot about Badger GP lel
>>63919654
>Sainz: "All I can say is that next year we'll be more italian"
>>63920568
So he'll start to talk like Vettel after he finishes?
>inb4 spaghetti rigattzi pizza forza ferrari
>>63920442
ssshhh don't tell him
looks clean
>>63919150
Lotus/Renault
They will be shite I guarantee.
>>63921255
Dubs confirm the guarantee. The real question is what will their livery be? Yellow/Black/Red like 2010?
>>63921255
Well yeah; shit engine and shit chassis. At least this year they had a good engine.
>>63921300
combine the edams formula e livery with the lotus livery with thicker stripes
>>63921350
likely shit engine, shit chassis and shit drivers
Maldonado and Palmer is a GP2 monayyyy special
Literally begging for 9th in the constructors
lads, what if they let Schumacher do roborace and send his mind into the car like the matrix but he rams all the AIs off the road, gets black flagged and his spirit leaves this earth?
>>63921351
Pic?
>>63921697
I would cry. But this should happen.
inb4 Schumi overpoweres the FIA, and imposes his own rules.
>>63919403
>tfw no more alonso fisi lineup in that beautiful blue and yellow Renault
>>63921697
>>63921764
FIA trying to use tech to bring Schumi back to race. Bernie just using it to make himself the eternal ruler of F1 & just leaves Schumi's brain sat in a jar
>>63921775
You now remember the testing livery.
>>63921789
Could I then download Schumi into my body? Because I would do that in a heartbeat.
>tfw Driving God
>tfw Schumi is in you.
>/l e w d/
>>63921797
my fucking dick
>>63921806
>tfw Schumi is in you.
BAR 01 Testing Livery
Honda RA107 Testing Livery
>>63921764
basically >>63921797 (which is fucking beautiful might i add) with more black. edams livery is pic related
>>63921873
This photo makes me needlessly happy.
>>63916188
Toyota
Ron's autism can't cope with another jap engine on the grid
>>63921928
No way Toyota's going to ever look at F1 for at least a decade after they left.
>>63921928
well, toyota /are/ building a turbo v6 hybrid for wec next year...
and iirc that hybrid system is in the same vein used by f1
>>63916188
>>63921928
we /super formula/ now
>>63921990
i'd have no problem with that
>>63922031
That kind of looks like the Status GP cars in Gp2, wouldn't mind seeing an F1 car with those colours
>>63920960
>mfw this is real
Williams despite their spaghetti dropping beat fucking Red Bull in drivers/constructors championship!!!111
>>63922254
wasn't too difficult when in the first half of the season they always finished 4th/5th/6th desu
>>63921963
Toyota should buy sauber.
>be Mitch Evans
>one day test the Porsche 919
>next week be on podium in GP2
>then test for Audi in DTM
>>63914702
4 wheels
>>63922813
4 engines per wheel
>>63914702
Drag chute for maximum braking. Car has a container holding one chute for each lap.
>>63914702
cosworth engine
>>63922864
2 Cosworth Engines for when the first one blows up
top lel, the baku grand prix venue will only hold 28 thousand people.
>Azerbaijan's big debut on the Formula One calendar next June looks sure to be sold out because local organisers are planning on selling only 28,000 tickets for the race in Baku
>Race promoter and circuit CEO Arif Rahimov told reporters at the season-ending Abu Dhabi Grand Prix that Baku had only 9,500 hotel rooms with Formula One stakeholders taking up some 2,500
>So we are left with 7,000 rooms which is about 10,000 visitors that we can host
>We are not limiting sales to 10,000 but before people book their F1 ticket they need to make sure they have a place to stay
>Rahimov said there would be 20,000 seats in grandstands and the remainder general admission tickets
>>63923130
Lmao what
>>63923130
What the actual fuck.
>Bernie on Suicide Watch
>>63923130
One year wonder then?
>>63921300
>what will their livery be? Yellow/Black/Red like 2010?
hopefully Yellow/Black/White, like that of the GOAT car
>>63923130
top kek 2bh
Bernie gets what he deserves
>>63913706
>1960s
best cars overall
>>63924964
The F2004 and the 2004 era would like a moment.
>>63925075
best cars are 1997, the most modern of the wide cars
>>63925107
I like the tight rear end of the modern day cars, it's such a nicer thing to look at, and it just feels so much more powerful and taut.
>inb4 I like the small tight ass of the F2004
>>63923185
What does bernie care, he gets that government money no matter what.
What 3rd world shithole will be next to pay stupid money to pretend they are 1st world for a weekend?
1991 had the best looking field of cars of all time desu lads
>"I hope my nipples are not showing" - Mercedes QT Engineer USA Spec
What a fucking legend
https://streamable.com/7j08
>>63926477
That's fucking gold.
Chocosenna goes for a sneaky check, too
>>63926477
gimi lol
>>63926477
Kimi is fucking gold in this hahahaha
>>63926477
You got the double Bukkake too?
I miss the webm spams
I will forever pray that WembAmeribro returns one day
>>63926477
>mfw leddit /f1/ mods take down the post
How much further will the SJW's go?
Literally what?
>>63929445
>Carlos and Max
What the fuck?
<3
>>63929570
>yfw you notice their username is peepsandpoops
leddit - not even once
>>63926477
>tfw no /f1/ gf
>>63926850
>>63927719
>arm servos engaged
>emotion circuits deactivated
>all systems nominal
>>63916582
fucking yes you finally put hulk in
>>63926477
>mfw Kimi looks down to make sure his nipples aren't showing either at the end
>>63915071
Had the same problem. Fucking tennis. "Luckily" I found a Sky recording I could watch yesterday.
Was the first time I watched a race broadcasted by Sky, and damn, Sky is really shit! I expected more from them.
>>63920960
This is beautiful
>>63915610
Red Bull TAG-Honda
>>63918574
>Then there's the cars presentation, wich I think might start this december
it usually starts late january, but it might start early february this time given testing only starts on february 22... and that's after it was brought forward from march 1.
>strictly a tyre test, they said
>no modifications to the car can be made, they said
>>63932061
>>no modifications to the car can be made, they said
If it's bodywork they've used even for one lap this season, technically it isn't a modification, I guess. So why not slap some flow-viz on? Well played McLaren..
>>63932061
Jesus did he hit a Predator
>>63932071
flo-viz isn't race or quali legal so they're not allowed to do it in the test
same as if williams decided to put on the illegal floor wing they had in the austria test
>>63925549
>What 3rd world shithole will be next to pay stupid money to pretend they are 1st world for a weekend?
That's the Formula 1 business model - whether those are shithole countries or shithole fans paying to get a glimpse of the rich and famous.
And the TV broadcast is for the poor who wish they could join in but instead just longingly watch that festival of analingus.
Gotta hand it to Bernie, though. Just like with Walmart, there's a lot more money in those shitholes than anyone else thought.
>>63932109
As you say, it's still a test, so I guess free practice rules apply + no new parts. But I know what you mean, it is a bit cheating-ish. But finding loopholes to profit from is what F1 is all about.
>>63926477
eww the way she pulls her nose when laughing
dropped
>>63932306
Nobodys perfect hungary. I'd just be happy with a f1 gf.
Has Haas said anything about sponsors for their F1 team? I know they're dealing with Ferrari, but I've been thinking about what livery they could have. Hopefully they don't pull a Toro Rosso and just go full on Ferrari 2.0. I want more different colours and different liveries.
>>63932364
the haas livery will probably be black and red like their logo. i assume gutierrez will bring sponsors (telmex/cel, claro ...).
haas are probably going to be fucked from 2017 onwards with the ferrari windtunnel sharing ban.
>>63932385
Ferrari is always going to find a way when it comes to ignoring rules
>>63932385
>New team comes in
>Seemingly component management
>Capable engine
>Taking their time and keeping expectations low for the beginning
>Mercedes complains to FIA before their first race
t-thanks...
>>63932420
and yet, keko wolff said ferrari were 'right' to get a windtunnel advantage, if they did. make up your fucking mind.
Still I Haram
Can anyone recommend to me what season to watch?
I need F1
>>63932650
2010
>>63932413
She is butch af
>>63932650
>>63932691
this
or 1999, cause based Eddie
>>63932650
2011, only for glorious sounds!
https://youtu.be/BmGgvHflXgc
>>63926477
Kimi shoving exactly the right amount of emotion for a 3rd place finish.
>>63932627
Dem J's tho
>>63915583
why is Mercedes so scared of red bull
>>63932699
shut your whore mouth. She was the best thing we could have had on that podium.
>>63932699
>>63932721
I remember this feel ;_;
>>63932926
kek, Moneytron, another proud moment in Belgian history
>>63932981
I feel sorry for the guy though, now he writes columns under different names so the government won't take 90% of his earnings, pic related is what he had in his private garage at the time
>>63932989
yeah, he's no idiot. Also, the money he lost back then supposedly isn't even that spectacular compared to what the banks did/are doing in recent years. But it was money from people with power, so you just don't get away with that as easily.
>>63932413
Is it wrong I hoped she'd lose grip of the bottle and accidentally Senna'ed Hamilton?
>>63933127
It kinda looks like she hits him on the back of the head with the bottle, tbph
>>63933233
Should have just finished him off, would have been the best QT ever.
SAUBER CONFIRMED FOR LAST IN 2016 WDC
http://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/dennis-targets-sauber-as-second-honda-team/
>>63933621
>Koby
Please Arai please.
>>63933621
it would be 2017.
why has kobayashi's management brokered this? i thought as he is a toyota driver, he cannot race for/part of another japanese manufacturer? muh japanese honour.
>>63933774
Didn't Davidson run as a Honda driver then went to Toyota in WEC?
>>63933791
he's not japanese though.
>>63933808
Oh, so it's a Japan only thing?
>theclusterfuckthatisjapan
>>63933842
i've seen it mentioned on here a few times. maybe it won't count as he hasn't gone directly from toyota to honda. i dunno.
>>63933774
Kamui's manufacturer allegiance to Toyota is wavered if it means he can drive in F1 again - his one and only goal in motorsport is to be an F1 driver, not a Super Formula or WEC driver.
Toyota weren't happy when he joined Caterham (powered by Renault who have an alliance with Nissan) but he still did it anyway just to be in F1, and Toyota let him because they knew what his goal was when they first signed him.
>>63913622
ecclestone al-shitposter
mclaren wcc 2016 confirmed
>>63934122
They don't broadcast the testing do they?
>bully the fuck out of me during the season
>apologize in off season
Too late. I won't accept the apology. Be fucking nice and loving to me during races so you don't have to apologize later
>>63932627
Stay fresh brother.
>>63934167
Happy Hanukkah Noam :3
USEFUL REMINDER THAT THROTTLING '"UNIQUE'" CAR MODELS ON '"CURVED'" TRACKS ISN'T SOPRTS AT ALL
OPPORTUNE REMINDER THAT MERCEDES, FERRARI AND OTHER JEWS SIMPLY PUT AS MANY SPONSORS AS POSSIBLE ON THESE '"UNIQUE'" CARS FOR YOU - Gullible Goym - TO SEE.
THAT'S NOT SPORTS, THAT'S ADS,
RUNNING ADS.
EZ to survive the off season just post more rare liveries and cars.
More testing liveries pls.
>>63934315
testing black is always nice
>>63934418
mfw you post the same thing right before me.
>>63934436
that's /f1/ magic for you
>>63934447
>that's /f1/ magic for you
Autismâ„¢
>>63934216
Fuck off kike cunt!
>>63934510
Geh flicken mit Oma, Jude
Will look for more F1 liveries and post. I'll try and name them and upload them a zip when finished.
>>63934167
Are you a girl by any chance?
>>63915281
Why doesn't Hamilton have any white friends? Is he a racist?
>>63934887
N-no