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TOR:Garret Sparks to make NHL debut Mon vs Oilers
FLA:Jaromir Jagr will play Sunday vs. Red Wings
EDM:Oilers may not rush Connor McDavid back
LA:Gaborik comes up huge with two goals in win
CHI:Kane sets record with point in 19 in a row
ARI:Mikkel Boedker's trick powers Coyotes' win
BUF:Sam Reinhart scores twice in Sabres' win
DAL:Seguin, two others get G, A in DAL comeback
PIT:Evgeni Malkin stays white hot with two goals
WAS:Braden Holtby wins seventh game in a row
MON:Report: Price will have more tests this week
NAS:Juuse Saros to make NHL debut vs. Buffalo
is dat u smuk_anok
>>63912131
i wish
4th for Kings winning the cup
>>63912154
kek
did you do that or someone else?
>>63912181
>shit captains
>>63912153
>Why cant a 20 year old who is not good enough for the NHL be forced to play against 16 year olds (which you left out) and hamper his development?
20 year olds are eligible for the AHL. Making the 16 year old play against the 19 year old improves the 16 year old. This "too good for the CHL, too young for the NHL meme" needs to die. Who was the last player to be actually be affected by it?
>>63912181
>Mfw this actually happens
>>63912181
>sparkle dogs BTFO
That was a great day 2bh famm
>>63912259
>implying you'll beat the Hawks
>>63912249
>implying brown is shit
The man is a legend m8. His clutch goals, hits, tempo and presence in those two cup runs were outstanding to say the least
>>63912331
Already did, m8 ;)
>>63912340
"no"
>>63912251
Not even him, but McMeme was. He was shit to start the season and when he finally turned it on, the CHL ban on milk (contains hormones, also served in bags) blew him the fuck out.
>>63912374
Confirmed a faggot that has never played hockey or skated in your life. Fuck off faggot
>>63912389
I'll bet that bear drank a lot of milk.
>>63912405
>a kongs fan has played hockey
post pic of skates
>inb4 wheels
>>63912389
>oilels
>doing what's best for players they draft
That said, literally any team that drafted McMeme was going to play him in the NHL this year.
So with McDavid out for the rest of the season is it save to say Larkin will be winning the calder?
>>63912405
>this coming from a kings beaner who thinks brown is good
Top kek
>>63912452
Panarin has a shot
>>63912464
>teenager
>good production
>plays in a major market
good chance desu
>>63912181
>Sparkle Dog "fans" got so mad after losing they threw garbage on the ice
Is Larkin a jew
>>63912515
Throwing garbage on the play field is the appropriate reaction to being screwed desu. Canadians do it no matter the sport
>>63912551
Nope, 100% goy though
>>63912072
>>63912131
>>63912441
From last night. A real hockey player will know what skates I am wearing
>>63912181
Duthtin Bwown is the worst captain in the NHL. His only competition is Dion Phaneuf.
>>63912781
come on m8 don't talk shit about 2-time Stanley Cup winning captain Dustin Brown
![hqdefault[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ma2fgw.jpg "hqdefault[2].jpg")
>>63912781
literally this
>>63912736
CCM "super fasts"
>>63912835
reminder that CCM stands for Connor Connor McMeme
>>63912736
nice white laces, loser
>>63912781
>loyalty
>2 cups
>american
>sticks up for his team,
>clutch as fuck in the playoffs
>hits like a truck
>literally kills players and gets away with it (based as fuck)
>creates the tempo of important games
>great in the locker room
I can only think of one other current captain with a similar resume.
Brown will have a statue outside of Staples Center. What will you have?
>>63912852
New skates and they are the laces that came with them. I don't really care for how I look though. I skate for the fun and love of the game
>>63912893
tfw i gotta pick up some new skates. What should I get?
>>63912867
>Brown will have a statue outside of Staples Center. What will you have?
Integrity.
>>63912835
Very close. Ccm jetspeeds
You probably play hockey but your family is at the bottom of middle class
>>63912926
difference between ccm jets and ccm rbz?
>>63912905
Don't be a fag, buy Grafs
>>63912736
>brings iphone on the ice
>stands like a fag
>white laces
>nigga idk why but your legs look weird too
>is that a quadruple knot you retard?
>>63912905
Jet speeds are comfy as fuck. Cost like $700 though. Get them if you can afford it. I love what CCM makes. Great skates. Even the lower end stuff
>>63912926
>CCM
>family is at the bottom of middle class
>mfw CCMs are the cheapest skates you can own
>mfw These are most likely your first ever skates so you're proud of them
>mfw I'm too nice to try and hurt your feelings by talking shit about you and your skates
>>63912956
disinclined to buy a thing because "if you don't you're a fag". Sounds like something a faggot would say. Instead tell me what's good about grafs.
>>63912983
what the fuck isnt that the leader of the kkk in missouri thats on the run right now?
>>63912989
They are the best built skate, so best quality for your money.
If you have wide feet then Grafs are your only option.
And If you're lucky you can find all white Grafs and be a badass.
I've owned every skate out there and Grafs were by far the best for me.
>>63913008
there you go my nigga. that's how you sell something. Any specific model i should look out for? I'm just going to be playing pickup with mates so nothing above 300 dollars pls.
>>63912983
>this faggot is pretending to know anything
>even pros don't wear skates worth more than $800
>mfw jetspeeds are top of the line
>mfw you're a fagit
Ccms are based and have been around for a long time and played by pros for a reason
>>63913027
keep telling white people about hockey jose we will believe you one day
>>63913027
>buying gear from a bicycle company
literally the black guy on my team wears grafs. Hahahahahaha
>>63913053
not figuratively?
>>63913021
I think I owned Graf Supra 502s. Great skate but if you have narrow feet then you have more options
Bauer Vapors are pretty slick too. Great skate. Pro level though just like jetspeeds
>>63913097
>Pro level though
What is this autist talking about, "pro level".. is this American hockey terms?
>>63913114
"Pro level" translates to "prepare to spend $800+ on some great skates"
A lot of poor fags on here will never be able to afford pro level skates.
>>63913114
RIP Mr Hockey
>hey its after 3am lets go look for the late night /sp/ thread
>there isn't one
>make it
>gets deleted right away
fuck this board is dead and shit. t-thank you mod for not banning me for the thread I'll go back to my general now I wouldnt want to have any fun
>>63913293
the greatest moment of my entire sports life, senpai
that was too fucking much for me to handle
>>63913293
The leastern conference is such a disgrace
>>63913271
I've been banned for making a /sports/ general before. Everyone names every thing topic general now this is shit
>>63913293
pic related
>>63913310
hurr this one thing will get 5 posts a day. lets make a general for it
>>63913158
Did he finally die?
>>63912736
dem weak ankles
>being a lightning fan
>>63912181
He looks kind off retarded in that pic
>>63913302
Fuck you faggot
>>63913551
>11-11-3
>stanley cup contenders
Can someone explain to me how the USNTDP works? That setup seems weird and ineffective.
>>63913053
>black guy able to afford and play hockey
That's a unicorn right there
>>63912340
>paying a 25 point thug $6M for seven more years
What a brutal contract
goodnight /hoc/
>>63913913
good day m'lady
>>63912736
So you took a picture of your bender ass ankles and quadruple knotted skates that are poorly tied
True hockey player
>>63913148
I think you should pay attention to people who actually play hockey telling you you're wasting money
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAm
>>63914552
Please Robin Williams, you are dead
>>63914569
>>63912072
>a tribe called Franks
>>63912396
>>63914849
Damn it feels good to be a francophone
>know gril that likes hockey
>want to ask her to go to a game with me but too beta and afraid she'll say no
JUST
>>63914869
she won't say no if you provide the night (i.e. transportation, tickets, good mood)
but fucking is not guaranteed.
>>63914869
>you will never smash this
>>63914869
Pussy
>>63914888
She is probably lesbian like all gurls who play hockey
>>63914933
So am I desu
>>63915074
Get the fuck out of here fucking normie stacy
>>63915074
GRILL? GRILL? TITS OR GTFO
REEEEEEEEEE
>>63915074
>>63915122
>>63915144
>grills
>intrawebz
pick eins
Good morning, /hoc/
>>63915269
Can black Americans skate and play hockey?
>>63915317
No because your dad is supposed to teach you to skate
>>63915341
Are you saying they can't skate because their dads left their moms to raise the brats alone?
>>63915341
lel'd
>>63915341
>not sneaking off/skipping school to go to the eishalle and rent skates for an hour with your lunch money while you dream of playing in the pee-wee league while your father thinks it's expensive
so how does it feel being a suburbian softie?
>>63915406
>>63915406
>Being so poor you have to rent skates
>>63912491
thumbnail
>>63914888
>liking womanlets
nice trips
>>63914933
>you wil never have a qt fin gf who makes dank memes
I don't want Detroit to miss the playoffs.
A playoff without Detroit is literally a Christmas without snow ;___;
>>63912867
>literally kills players and gets away with it (based as fuck)
holy shit, you are kongs fan through and through. literally subhumans
>>63915978
CANADA PLEASE SEND CANADIAN HOCKEY WAIFU GF
>>63916021
DON'T FUCKING DARE TO POLLUTE PURE FINNISH GENES WITH CANADIAN CHINK GENES!!
>>63915978
>WINDSOR CUÇk
>Tampa will miss the ploffs and Florida will make it
>>63912736
>not wearing all jofa everything
Seriously bruv, that's the "black Skate with white laces" based on this photo, you're autistic.
>Watching NYI-Tampa highlights
>A ton of Islanders fans at the game
I wonder what it's like to be a Lightning "fan" and have all your home games invaded by fans of the visiting team.
Nobody commenting on the downfall of the hasb?
Price out six weeks
>>63916363
Habs are bust. Their meme start to the season was just a meme and now they are busting.
>>63916363
Nope, I'm sick of Price getting deified and I say that as a Habs fan.
who /kings/ here
>>63916126
Were old Jofa helmets comfy? I never owned one but always wanted one
>>63916318
>New Yorkers living in New York South
Who would have thought?
>>63916368
Hello Finland
>>63916419
It happens with every big market team they were outcheered at home the entire playoffs
>mfw >we have to play Literally Hitler 2.0
This might be the one game I don't watch
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SUCK IT CALGARY/OTTAWA
>>63916764
>Eskies won
>Pats lost
The good guys won
>>63916794
Damn right,
Fuck Ottawa,
Le Epic Weed City
Also, Fuck Calgary.
Darius Bowman is hilarious btw.
>>63916764
>>63916794
>>63916824
>mfw I checked /sp/ after the win
>mfw no thread about it
>mfw SJW PC police fags demanding the Esks to change their name
>mfw AB has gone full PC so they will most likely do it
>>63916824
When Stamps & Messam were out I didn't see them making the show but holy shit Bowman put the team on his back. Most targered receiver in the CFL by a kilometer
>>63916877
There was a 400 post thread.
>tfw 400 post thread is the best we can do.
>tfw got home at 3 am and have been wattching replays and interviews since then.
It's 10AM lol
>Carey Price out for 6 more weeks
>>63917004
Chillax nigga
>>63916877
this wasnt the canada superb owl was it? I usually try to watch that one
Woo an actual championship. What are the NHL Playoffs like again?
>>63917004
it's not like montreal are in danger of missing playoffs. price being out means condon gains more value meaning bergevin can rip off some dumb kike like the rangers did with cam talbot's trade
>>63917028
>>63917061
But I love Carey :(
>>63917057
Who the fuck are the RedBlacks? What kind of dumb team name is that?
>>63917074
Fuck your feelings cracker boy
>>63917087
Shut your mouth mongol. Even arabic sweden is cooler than you
>>63917085
some kind of soldiers. Like the Blue jackets.
Also, suck it, Calgary
>>63917085
Suck it Calgary
Is here another Devils fan who wants to surpass the Islanders in the standings? Do you feel the Islanders are a limit the Devils have to cross in the standings to have any chances, besides of course the point evaluation?
>>63917114
>>63917121
I'm actually from Edmonton, I just don't watch the CFL or even the NFL(anymore)
>>63917112
boy I ain't scared of you 'cause I'm the nigga, the nigga nigga, like how you figure, making figures and fucking bitches.
>>63917112
>mad
>at finns
Suck it, Calgary
>>63917140
You aren't fooling me that easily cowtown
>>63917214
>faggotland
>>63917214
Why would someone from Calgary own this? Trust me I'm from Edmonton
>they only play with three downs
>>63917291
>tfw used to work at Rexall Place/Skyreach Centre and met many rock stars and hockey players
>>63917383
>they watch 45 commercials in the first 7 minutes
>>63917268
>>63917291
>Laffs Lunch in charge of Mark Letestu
>>63917417
kek, I'm laughing my ass off, but pls go, Toronto/Calgary
>>63917383
>amerimanlets have to use smaller balls
Pathetic
>>63917383
It's no suprise Americans have more downs than Canadians
>>63917447
Do you remember "our balls are bigger" campaign slogan?
>come to /hoc/ for serious hockey discussion
>canada is ranting about testicles and downs syndrome
>okay
>>63917483
lel no
Nfl is clearly superior to be honest
Daily reminder that William Nylander is a stud and still leads the AHL in scoring (10 goals, 24 points in 19 games) and is only 19 years old.
Future franchise center right here, especially once Babcock fully breaks his anal virginity.
>>63917535
>come to /hoc/ for serious hockey discussion
Found your problem my slope head friend. Are you triggered by Down's syndrome jokes because all Finnish people look like downies?
>>63917535
>serious hockey discussion
>sweden is known for only posting about their leftwinger "defenseman", how great is it is being a ragsfan and their new bull-dyke forward
>mfw they now want serious hockey discussion
>>63917291
rip blockbuster
>>63917564
Yeah, those non stop commercials and ridiculous pointless extremely slow motion replay are so much more entertaining.
Fuck off, Toronto.
>>63917678
I used to be like you
Watch the skill level and tactics of the nfl, it's clearly a superior product.
CFL is fucking trash
>8 team league
>the current year
>Canada
>>63917582
he looks like he slurps more semen than grease
>tfw you'll never go to a Roughriders home game and have sex with the farm girls in the stands while both wearing watermelons on your heads
>>63917704
I like the focus on passing plays rather than rushing in the CFL. I like the bigger field. it is far more entertaining.
Idiots focus on the downs, but they forget that with the other rule differences compensate for the 3downs.
that said my ideal would be nfl players playing cfl rules and fields.
>>63917822
>tfw went to the esks/stamps game last week.
So goddamn fun
>Connor McDavid recovering faster than expected, may return to Oilers mid-January
Brace yourselves, boys
>>63917870
Oilers really need that elite meat and potatoes player in the lineup
>>63917870
woo, we can get 12th
>>63917870
Who the fuck cares?
>>63917870
He will literally win the Calder
>>63917967
How's he going to catch up to Panarin if he's out till January?
>>63917967
I'm an Oilers fan and I have no idea what the fuck you're thinking
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63917976
Point per game for the rest of the season
Plus he wil get a nice bettman boost for coming back from injury because muh Cinderella story
>>63917535
this
this hockey general, take your other sports in those other threads. Do it now.
Oilers play Toronto on Monday, should pick up the W and some momentum going into a 5 game home stand. If they beat the bruins that would be a 3 game win streak after the first home game. The stars are going to be a tough team to beat but they play in van the night before so hopefully they can pick up a point out of that game. Beat the sabers and keep the streak going against the sharks who play Calgary the night before they play us. Home stand ends against the rangers if they can pull at least a point out of that our record would be 12-14-4. Should put us around 4th in the division halfway through December and they could be fighting for a playoff berth when McDavid returns.
Before you call me delusional look how shitty the Pacific is
>>63917600
where's that picture from?
>>63918066
>tfw actually have a day off to watch some Coilers hockey against the centre of the universe.
>>63918074
You can see the source on a 4chan debnts paid account. Sorry about your luck, smelly
>>63918074
>debnt to gdp ratio=165%
>by law it can't be above 60%
hmmm
>>63918086
>tfw School accepts Grey Cup hangover day as a thing
WEW lad here come the Laffs
>>63918134
West Edmonton Wew?
>>63918101
nevermind I just clicked on the image search option.
>>63918127
so? what do I care? I 'm not a dumb nationalist like you.
>mfw i woke up this morning and realized I am a Kings fan
Feels good man
>Literally zero interesting games today
Kill me
>>63918256
So do all the other fans.
>>63918280
BTFO
>>63917139
how can you win against Rangers, play head to head with the Canadiens, win against Blackhawks and lose to BJ... twice?
do you think the Devils "returned the favour" letting a team lower in the standings win against them?
>>63918280
ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>63918256
>kings
>fans
How can you think if you are not?
>>63918280
rekt
>>63918221
>he's a smelly, brown, beta, limp wristed liberal welfare queen
kekerino bruh
>>63918696
>eastern fucks literally voted for le weed man
>Crosby wins Art Ross
>Kessel wins Fart Boss
>>63918759
>>63918696
you spent 40 minutes to come back with that???
>>63918759
Hey that's my joke
>>63918919
The joke is whatever team you support
oilers gonna light up the laffs tonight senpai
>>63918759
binland please tell me pro scout is safe
http://www.iltalehti.fi/uutiset/2015113020755539_uu.shtml
>>63915921
Idk how it happened, I'm sorry familia
>giving up first round pick and early second round pick for an AHL defenseman
>oilels
>the incompetent hamlet of deadmonton
lMFAO
>>63919013
>tfw actually get to watch a game for once and it's against the Centre of the Universe
>>63919040
my nigga. You on thread duty or you want me to do it bro?
>>63919068
no, i'll hopefully be up when the game starts. I work really late hours, so it's like midnight right now,
Also, fuck yeah Esks!
>>63915406
>rent skates
Oh, you're from Greece, no wonder you can't afford your own skates
>>63918549
>be swedish
>love watching your wife get fucked by muslims and niggers
Top kuck
>>63919015
probably just some gypsies having their negotiations, nothing to see here
>>63919103
here's your (You)
>>63919103
>tfw my parents only bought me two pairs of skates ever because my feet grew a size and a half every year
>>63918999
I support the American national team, you?
>>63919177
Go Toronto
What happened to my friend the penguins anon
>>63919194
I'm the other one thats not gay and does not want to come and have buttsex with you. but I will be in ft meyers in 2 weeks
>>63919224
Did the other one? I don't want butt stuff
>>63919234
idk you guys were gettin pretty chummy I thought you had the gay
Most notable things to come out of the small town of Arborg, Manitoba:
1. World's largest curling rock
2. James Reimer
>>63919251
>tfw can't make friends on 4chan without being gay
>>63919295
yes you can. look at me!
>>63919317
>>63919317
Does this mean I'm barking up the wrong tree, Greece? I thought we had a thing going.
>>63919286
>Winnipeg was the first city in the world to develop the 911 emergency number.
thats about the only other thing I found
>>63919368
>not using 112
anyone have larkin's goal webm?
>>63919367
why are you saying that? I like you my man, you thought good. Wait, are you implying we had a gay thing?
>>63912736
CNT "Stealth": The skate
>>63919436
it's Malkin.
>>63919479
I'm only interested in all-american players like Patrick "No means yes" Kane and Dylan "the motherfucker" Larkin.
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
Wingsbros: Who do >we trade for a competent defenseman?
specifically, >we need to replace ericsson and smith
My money is on helm. His speed means nothing when he can't carry the puck and he hasnt scored a goal in 20 games (and only 3 assists)
honorable mention: Pulcannon. He can't even hit the net and we're just not set up to take advantage of a slapper. (or at least, green is good at it)
>>63919513
is this your tattoo? is it the logo of a team?
>>63919584
its the pittsburgh superb owlers
>>63919565
Kronwall for Nurse+Eberle
>>63919584
that's the omaha nighthawks logo
>>63919565
Zetterberg-Larkin-Abdelkader
Tatar-Datsyuk-Eberle
Helm-Sheahan-Nyquist
Miller-Glendening-Pulkinnen
Nurse-Byfuglien
Dekeyser-Goligoski
Smith-Marchenko
Kronwall for Eberle+Nurse+pick
Sign Goligoski and Byfuglien
>>63919629
>holland letting kronwall go
fans wouldn't allow it. he's only got like 3-5 more years
>we got 7,908 bears
that is pretty good for an amerifat team. attendance was like 8000 so that is almost a bear per person
>>63919032
le cant skate or score man just got send down
>>63919630
it's not. is it your tattoo?
>>63919692
>kronwall for eberle and nurse and a pick
Is this hfboards?
>>63916363
>habs
>downfall
nope, they can play at .500 (which they've been exceeding with Condon so far) and be fine til Price comes back.
>>63919853
im honestly never sure.
>>63918002
Honestly Mexibro, that frog is just a little too smuk. I think it's the hat.
>>63920054
>frog
>rog
>og
>g
REEEEE
http://nhl.nbcsports.com/2015/11/30/video-ryan-suter-doesnt-seem-very-happy-with-his-coach/
>mild
i wish smuk_anok was here
>>63920106
Can't neuter the suter
>>63920106
Don't worry, only 11 more years at 7.5 million per, and they can get rid of him.
>state
>of
>hockey
>>63920122
me2
True GOAT coming through.
Mcmeme MOVE
>tfw McMeme's collar bone is a bust
>>63920336
oh yeah that's my man randy rantanen. who are those other two?
>>63920566
Just some old busts, still trying to cling onto fame that they don't deserve. Nothing to care about tbqh
>>63920644
This, couple of kucks
>>63919137
>tfw still wear the same skates I wore as a bantam
>rivets falling out, toe cap literally held together with tape
>too poor to buy new skates
At least I don't suck so I can get away with having shitty equipment
