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kobe ded
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www.theplayerstribune.com/dear-basketball/
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>philly
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WIZARDS WIN AGAIN TONIGHT!
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>0 posts early
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>SCOLA
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Sixers L
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>detoilet
didn't they start the season like 6-1? LMAOOOOOOO they have went like 2-7 since then
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5th game in a row where the Sixers lost a lead at the end of the 4th baka
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>Detroit losing to Nets
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>>63899076
Forever shook
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thank you based kobr. You beat my favorite team in your prime so I hated you. But in reality, you entertained us on court and made dank memes off court. God bless.

I'll save the alpaca gasol pic for the game thread.
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Let me tell you how much the Cockshits fucking suck.

First off, their GM is a fat fucking autistic hack. And not even the flattering for of autistic like Rain Man. At least served a purpose and could count fucking toothpicks and win his brother money by counting cards. THIS GUY IS MAKING DECISONS AND ROCKETS FANS DEFEND HIS IGNORANCE AND STUPIDITY.

Second off, Houston has built a "core" for their team, aka James Harden and Dwight Howard. This "core" is probably the worst in the league, not even kidding. Yeah, Howard was good, what, five years ago? And Harden literally makes 100% of his points from the stripe. YEAH FAGGOT TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND GET THE CALL YOU LITTLE BITCH.

Third, their supporting cast is fucking atrocious. It all started when (see second paragraph) decided to let their best player go, and replace said handsome man with fucking TREVOR ARIZA. Yeah, remember him? Neither do I.

Fourth, the head fucking coach. Kevin Mchale just might be medically retarded. He walks like a retard, so maybe his mental capacity shares the same trait.
And lastly, Houston itself. Houston is full of minorities and fucking smells. Nice "major city" you got there, while I'm breathing in fucking 100% carbon dioxide.

Fuck this team, fuck the fans, fuck the "fans" on this board, I hope all of you rot in hell
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>>63899117
they have no depth
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>>63899141
RAPTORS LOSE LOL!!!! WIZARDS WIN!
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"Bryant will finish his career as the third leading scorer in NBA history, a 17 or 18-time All-Star, and a five-time champion." via NBA.com
THEY'RE ALREADY CONFIRMING HES NOT GOING TO SAY FAREWELL WITH A RING? BE CAREFUL NBA.COM
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>>63899220
If Kobe somehow makes it to the All-star game as a starter the voting system is a joke. He should be there so people can pay respect to his legacy but his stats this season aren't all-star level at all.

The thing is it can actually happen.
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Holy shit Kobe just got traded to the Warriors!!! 6th championship confirmed!
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When would be the best time to start advertising a signed kobr replica?
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Houston might not make the playoffs
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>>63899304
It's a popularity contest.
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tim duncan is next spursfags!
this is his last season if the spurms dont make it!
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>>63899348
Good.
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>>63899304
Its either him or doorstopper peepeeman. Be a real nigga and vote kobr
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Wtf was that play
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>>63899348
they look absolutely terrible this year lmao
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>>63899395
Cant wait for Curry to put his crusty ass into retirement with a 5 game sweep in the conference finals
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execution
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>>63899471
>meme team with the easiest run in playoffs history thinking they're gonna repeat

keke, thunder, cavs, spurs, even clippers when they get it together will shit on the warriors in the playoffs. they've also been unusually healthy, they're due for a severe injury soon
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Do you guys think Kobe will take coaching roles or buy into franchises when he is fully ded
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>>63899631
Curry out for the season. What's the Warriors record if that happens?
>18-64
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>>63899150
all accurate, except McHale got canned already lmao
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>0-18

The process, ladies and gentlemen
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rick fox is literally holding back tears right now
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>>63899631

He will own a sporta team
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im going to miss kobe honestly
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>>63899631
I can see him being a GM one day, but not any time within the next 8 years or so.
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>>63899304
yao ming's career was the same thing, at least Kobe has earned some appreciation over the years
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>>63899816
why the heck would he be a GM
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i'm sad bros
kobr was my favorite growing up. Lived in BC at the time btw, and they played way more lakers games on TV than raptors games in case you're wondering. fave moment was when he hit that buzzer beater against the suns. It was so based.
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>Melo not there to stagnate offense and be liable on defense
>Knicks up by double digits

I know its against the Rockshits but still. Melo should just take the Lamar Odom role instead of the Kobe role.
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>>63899616
>they've also been unusually healthy, they're due for a severe injury soon
They just lost Barnes for several weeks, but the Dubs just keep rolling.
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I aint buying the sixers are complete dogshit terrible meme. These niggas are being told to lose games in the 4th. I refuse to believe that they suddenly forget how to play in the last minutes. The sixers could have had like 6 wins if they were playing for real.
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>"Coach Bryant, when does your 65-17 Lakers team plan on losing? i mean you even beat the Warriors team with Stephen curry's son as the starting PG"

>"I don't know, we're pretty dank right now, Thank god Drussell wasn't traded, who knew he would average 15/4/18/3 a game?"
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>>63899952
he loves the game and wants to prove that not only was he a great mind on the court, but one off the court as well and could recognize and build greatness.
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>>63899982
btw anyone else on the west coast remember waking up early to watch those doubleheaders on ABC in the morning? max comfy t bh
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im so fucking happy kobe is finally gone

i grew up a diehard warriors fan (still am) and you have no idea how awful it was to see him get every single foul call possible

good riddance, one of the most inefficient chuckers of our time
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>>63900051
triggered to be frank
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>>63900022
>son
>implying the league won't become soft as fuck and ever so reliant on the 3 that Riley Curry is the reigning MVP
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>>63900051
BC anon here, my bro was a huge warriors fan because of their exciting style of basketball and whenever the lakers lost to them I'd get really salty and he'd rub in in my face. Warriors were really fucking cool in the mid 2000s and their fans were rapid, especially in the playoffs. Glad to see their doing their thing again.
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>>63900253
rabid*
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>>63900253
yeah, those were the days. baron, j-rich, monta, hell even biedrins in his prime

don't be confused to the fans you see now, the prices are the highest in the NBA in terms of tickets so all the true fans in the east bay got kicked out to all the rich ass white people who can guy buy tickets for tons of cash then leave at halftime because who cares

kind of annoying, but i guess when your team is 18-0 you shouldn't be complaining much
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>>63900349
same shit happened to the Heat crowd, that's just how it is in a big market
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>>63900349
>don't be confused to the fans you see now
oh yeah I was talking about the team doing their 3's and dunks thing again, but yeah teams in cali would seem very susceptible to rich asshat bandwagoners.
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>kobr the rapist retiring.
>duncan will surpass him if he wins one more chip
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>>63900648
>carried his whole career
>still being carried by LMA and leonard

over rated senpaai.
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I'm sorry, but did Chris Paul already choke? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only just started. Does losing to the Jazz with DeAndre Jordan as a teammate really count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the season is still going? The games are still being played right now and Paul has been ELITE for how many years now? They had one of the toughest playoff runs in history and just happened to only play teams while not having any depth. But you know what? Chris Paul is still the best PG in the league. Lakers are one of the worst franchises in the NBA right now, they lucked out with Shaq and couldn’t even beat the fucking Pistons with Gary Payton and Karl Malone. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Chris Paul wins a ring and Kobe gets exposed and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the memes just came in and they're saying Kobe is the best shooting guard, just like before. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these Choke Paul memes cause you're secretly an inch shorter than him and you're not a millionaire Olympian who lives in Los Angeles and has his own shoes with the Jordan brand. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking conservatives on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
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>>63900648
I'd rather be a rapist than get c ucked by a manlet yoga instructor lel
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>>63900711
The spurs play like an actual team and thats why they will retire with glory instead of a bum ass loser like kobe
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>>63900711
just like Kobe was carried by Shaq and Pau and Bynum rebounding all of his misses right?
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>>63900786

>loser
>comes home to a milf mexican wife
>multiple homes worth millions
>takes a private helicopter to Laker games
>6'6", could be pulling 10/10 pussy even if he wasn't famous

while you shitpost on a Peruvian poplocking forum
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>>63900757
>implying he cared

He was having tons of gay sex with his bf while she whored it up. He could probably have gotten that yoga instructor if he wanted too.

http://atlantadailyworld.com/2014/10/04/tim-duncan-is-gay-says-estranged-wife/
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>>63900945

>trusting what a money hungry whore says

dont trust what woman say anon, when you start dating, you will understand
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>>63900945
>trusting slander from a pissed off woman

I thought trinidad james got pussy ?
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MJ cockroaches about as delusional as Spuredditors and Kobe fags. Bow down to your fucking master.
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>>63900945
>Danny Green, in an interview with New York based radio station 105.1, said “Timmy is Tim. I’m not going to look at him any differently. He’s my teammate regardless of his sexual preferences.”
idk why but kek
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>>63901157
What does that '><' tattoo on his bicep mean /nba/?
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>>63901327
AIDS vaccine mark only 666 illuminati members are permitted to get it desu senpai
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>>63901327
they're meme arrows to represent what a meme he is
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>>63901327
He's saving up to get the fishe tattoo.
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>>63901060
>>63901118
Y'all can't be serious. Duncan is obviously a homo. The only question is how many of his teammates' ass cheeks has he banked it in off of.
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>chuckbe retiring


and nothing of value was lost
good fucking riddance
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>>63901552
kobe>lebron tbhh
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LAKERS VS PACERS GAME THREAD!
>>63901601
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>>63900945
Didn't Duncan move on to her? Might be why she's mad?

Also he was just smart enough to take the bait as he would be judged no matter what he said. Look at Aaron Rodgers.
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How would you feel if your team traded for Dwight Howard this season?
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>that Seraphin Dream Shake on Dwight
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I'd be really pissed, guy is trash
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>>63900253
That's because Don Nelson was the fucking coach.

run and gun but don't play any damn defense
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>>63901832
if he came off the bench instead of verajao i would be ecstatic. but thompson would lose out on rebounding numbers
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>>63901060
>>63901118
>some nig stripper says James Harden's pee pee is small on some gossip site
>Haha le door stop pee pee man XD

>Ex wife says Duncan is gay
>surely she's mistaken, Duncan is playing chess while the NBA is playing checkers, he's totally straight

I want reddit to FUCK OFF
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>>63901898
>if he came off the bench i
Cavs center position isn't stacked.
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>>63901899
Maybe if Harden actually won something he'd get more respect
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>>63901899
this

idk why anybody is honestly trusting what some prostitute says about a player she fucked. the dude has to be huge otherwise amazonian woman kardashian would have nothing to do with him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no4PF9M3N24
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>>63901749
damn yo
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>>63901959
the kardashian thing does lend credence to james having a monster BBC..they're notorious BBC fiends..
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>Warriors go down a man with Harrison Barnes injured could be out weeks.
OH SHIT NIGGAS WHAT WE GOING TO DO!
>Brandon Rush
Well, never mind just blow my shit up then!
Rush scored 16 pts, 14 of which he scored in 5 minutes.
Barnes usually scores 13 pts a game.
So can anything stop the DUBS train?!
Do they actually have a chance of getting close to 33-0 or what?
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>>63901985
aye
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>>63901959
I don't think most people really believe Harden has some micropenis.
It's just that le doorstopper peepee man is such a great meme.
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>>63902020
>those thighs
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>>63901749
>>63901985
>>63902020
>bitch gets mad a husband
>husband starts dating a younger, hotter woman
>bitch gets pissed off and calls husband gay
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>>63902146
I would call him gay too
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dwight howard is fucking done. dude's getting shut down by kevin seraphin
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>>63902181
7/10 best i can give ya
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>>63902199
When did he start being shit?
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>>63902199
ayyyy looks like the rockets will be BTFO on christmas then
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>>63902208
i can give you deez nuts
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So will they retire 8 or 24
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>>63902235
HHNNNGGGGGGG
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>>63901552
80s were a different era. Everybody was running. Scoring was inflated back then.
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>>63902245
Both in order to one up shaq.
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>>63898991
>Westbrook goes over to the Lakers and is mentored by Kobe Bryant
>Durant goes to Wizards with John Wall

soon
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>>63902430
>Durant to the Wizards
Both him and his agent is smart enough to avoid that nuclear dumpster fire.
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>>63902261
Try not to rape her this time, ok kobe
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Can someone post the "laws regarding rape" kobe pic?
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>>63902577
this one?
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>6 minutes in
>Lakers 0/10
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Steph Curry so good he made Kobe retire. Real talk.
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At this point Kobe is the worst player in the NBA. I'm fucking loving it.
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>>63902598
Yes ty anon
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>>63898991

Daily Reminder:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMKavKEKX2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SDiQQRa6OE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J7XX0TGfsQ

>This guy was 2nd in the MVP race last year
>2nd best player in the league
>SECOND BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA
>implying Mchale didn't lose his job because he told this shitter ro play some D
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>>63902708
same britbro
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>poopoo pee pee man misssing the shot at the buzzer

LMAO

BRRRRRIICK
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RIP PORZINGOD
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>>63902886
Fucking kek Harden is shit
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>>63902677
>mfw Curry causes Duncan, Garnett, Kobe, Pierce, Nowitzki, and Carter all to retire this year.
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>mfw I just now noticed Dwight's hairline running away from Dwight's face as fast as it can
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I'll cry when Duncan leaves
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>>63903113
>crying for a man that doesnt know you exist
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>>63903113
from laughter?
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Afflalo > Melo
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>lakers shooting 8%
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ7rtfeHelc

who along with Curry will take the place of these greats?
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THE LAKERS ARE 3-26 LMFAO
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>>63903266
Mcdermott
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Here's Dwight dunking on /nba/'s favorite white boy

https://youtu.be/j_Chf5qBQPY
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>Brandon Bass 2-2
bench him pls. Put Kobr at center.
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ROCKETS ON A WIN STREAK
LEAGUE FUCKED
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>>63903266
kyrie, lebron, AD, wall, harden
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>>63903340
this
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THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS ARE OFFICIALLY THE SHITTIEST TEAM OF ALL TIME IN THE HISTORY IF THE NBA
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>announce retirement
>go 2-15
fuck off kobe
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>>63898991
https://twitter.com/youngwhiteside/status/671167877165268992
>this guy
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Way to go out with a bang!
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>>63900051
I love Warriors fans. They're one of the best fans in the NBA, you guys deserve everything you are cheering for now after waiting for so long. But to be honest you guys are assholes to some extent.

I remember that one game where they introduced Joe Lacob as the new owner and you guys have nothing but boos from him.
When you completely turned the franchise around, you didn't even apologize to him.
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>>63903266

Confirmed Greats:
Curry (GOAT)
LeBron
Durant
westbrook
PG
Griffin
CP3
LMA
Melo

Upcoming Greats:
Wiggins (probably the next goat after Curry)
AD
kyrie (if he stays healthy)
Nikola Mirotić
Cousins
Wall
Drummond
Leonard
PorzinGOD
Okafor (if he gets traded to a decent team desu)
KAT
Lillard (kind of a stretch)

Potential Greats:
Greek Freak
Beal
Draymond Green
Mudiay

Bust:
DRust


>Implying:
Harden
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>>63904892
Dirk where?
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>>63904892
>melo
>aldridge
>griffin
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>>63904950
dirk is 2000s era m8. he's with kobe's batch but he has longevity
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>>63904892
>Kawhi "DPOY and FMVP" Leonard
>Not already a great
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damn paul george really used his injury time to work on his game unless debrick rose

his 3 point shooting pretty crazy now
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>>63904892
>porzingas
>melo
>great

they fucking got shut down by winslow
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>>63904892
Why is Wiggins the next when AD's era is about to begin? All he needs now is actual good roleplayers.
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>>63904892
>Durant's always injured
>CP3 is king of choking
>Aldridge has literally never done anything without a superior star on his team
>Melo
>implying
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>MWP chucking once Kobe sits
These old men really hindering the youngins
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>>63904839
i addressed this in the last thread

basically warriors had probably some of the worst ownership for 10-20 years before lacob and they just traded their best player away for an injury prone big man, so needless to say they were pissed

not only that, they got dicked out of the 6th richest man in the world being their new owner because the bid came in "too late", making lacob & crew the owners

i was at the game and i did not boo, not because i wasn't pissed about the trade, but because the night was about mullin and his jersey retirement

tl;dr: warriors fans didn't know what good ownership looked like
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DID SOMEONE SAY BULLY BALL??????
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>>63906221
wew
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>Pacers needing refball to beat Kobe
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kawhi leonard and paul george are the only real superstars
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Should I trade Draymond for Wall?
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>>63907263
ayyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>63907324
Hell no.

Not after the shookening
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>porzingis
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>>63908179
ahahahah nintendo sent john wall to the /ethereal/ plane
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>>63908877
is this how black ppl go super saiyan
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so how about those pacers?
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>>63909240
HAHAHAHHA YOU MAD

PACERS BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WITH THE BEST SUPERSTAR IN THE LEAGUE

SUPERSTARS MUST BE ELITE ON BOTH ENDS OF THE COURT, IF YOU AIN'T ELITE ON BOTH ENDS YOU AIN'T A SUPERSTAR, YOU ARE A STAR
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>>63909074
thanks for helping us tank! we simmons now!
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Paul George looks like someone jizzed in his hair.
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>>63909327
interesting pattern desu
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>>63909327
sup OCD.
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What a month of excellence by Kobe Bryant.

20%
35%
7%
27%
38%
31%
46%
31%
31%
36%
20%
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well shit. i'll miss kobe, especially with how much more smart and mature older kobe has been the last few years.
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>>63909327
dam!!! u blew him the fuck out like i blow /nba/ the fuck out with my nba knowledge that is so much higher than the rest of /nba/'s it's literally above the ethereal plane!
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It's sad how Kobe hogs the limelight when Tim Duncan is going to retire by probably going to the western conference finals and finish with ultimately the better career.
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at least he's not a kek
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>>63910040
>tim duncan sittin here gettin 20 rebounds at 40 year old
>kobrick can't even make a shot
top kek its not even close who has had the better career
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>>63910040
duncan >>>>>>>>>>>>>> kobe

duncan had his time being the superstar of his team and he realizes he can no longer do that. so instead of putting up 30 shots a game he is instead being the perfect role player for the team and ensuring everyone works well together to win, not try to pad his stats like chuckbe
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Kobe gets traded to the Warriors gets his 6th ring
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>kobe on live tv
>"i'm playing like shit"
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>>63910261
>what is cap space
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>>63898991
it's a sad day for all Lakers fans...it's the end of the road for Kobe...but all good things must come to an end.
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>>63899705
so true bro!
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>kobe speaking spanglish
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>>63899816
be he probably buys into an expansion team or struggling NBA team that needs money/prestige boost from Kobe
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>>63900022
I love this!
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>>63910040
Nah. Kobe at his maximum was an unstoppable freak of nature, throwing circus shots that always went in. Albeit that was in the early 2000s, but people remember that
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>>63902531
hE did definitley rape that chick in Colorado. Does kinda make it hard to be a Kobe fan sometimes.
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The Washington Wizards have reached agreement on a deal with free agent center Ryan Hollins, league source tells Yahoo Sports.
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>>63899395
lel bro Except Duncan is still putting up monster stats for a 38-39 year old. Barring a major injury he will be back another year, regardless of 6th championship or not.
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>>63910873
The girl didn't give clear signs of not consenting and she was the one refusing to be questioned
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>>63909638
god man, those Lakers/Celtics games were the shit! I'm gonna miss Kobe vs Pierce!
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>>63900014
>They just lost a shit player thats irrelevant.
>We are still rolling
kek you dubs fans are hilarious, I'm waiting for Curry to biss of Lil B right before playoffs and break both ankles.
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>>63910873

well he defintely fucked her, but so did like 3 other guys that night according to the police

she was a golddigger
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>>63910817
he could just jump soooo high and make ridiculous shots!

Plus he transitioned from a dribble penetrator/dunker to an amazing jump shooter.
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>The Washington Wizards have reached agreement on a deal with free agent center Ryan Hollins, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

Wizards are so shook by Nintendo they are signing shitty free agents left and right to salvage their season hahaha
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>>63911070
>so did like 3 other guys that night according to the police

uhhh that's impossible.... after a certain amount of sexual activity in one day the vagina clamps shut and doesn't allow any further penetration
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>>63910994
Sorry dude, but that's all bullshit. He raped her in the ass because Kobe saw that as not "cheating".

She got murdered by his investigators/media/fans and broke down in the end.

He was lucky that she backed out at the last minute.

If you read his statement after charges were droped, you'll see that he cleverly uses the idea of "consent" being unclear.

Just a clever way to deflect his responsiblitly.

He did it.
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>>63911110
is this what your wife tells you after she fucks niggers all day?
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>>63911110
Virgins,when will they ever learn.
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>>63911110
bahahahahahaha
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>>63910817
>>63911091
>muh Prime Kobe

You fuckers realize Prime Duncan was better, right? He was unstoppable in the paint and was the best defender in the league. Prime Duncan could probably beat some NBA teams 1-on-5.
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>>63911070
Naw dude, she had some hairs they found in her underwear that didn't match Kobe.

But that doesn't mean she wasn't raped. So what? Hairs. Like hairs from other men excuse rape? Bullshit
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>>63911232
>It's bullshit.
Anyways what fuck do we know. It's not we witness it or were even on the jury. All this implying yo.
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PORTLAND BENCH BTFO BY KOBE AT HIS POST GAME CONFERENCE LOL
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>>63911053
lmao the based god reps the bay you fukin sausage
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>>63911349
what did he say?
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yoooo... i just blew that canadian out at mario tennis ultra smash again! he stay losin!
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miss you
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>>63911314
that's true bro, in the end only the 2 of them know what happened.

But let's just say I don't wear any more Kobe gear. Won't do it. Can't do it.
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>If you weren't born when I started playing, you can't talk trash to me

Damn.
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>>63911378
Some youngin on the portland bench was trying to talk trash to kobes and kobe was like (something like this) "if you werent born or playing when i was you have no right to talk trash"
young portland guy "y-yes sir"
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>>63911421
/nba/ btfo hahahahhahahha 95% of this thread wasn't born when he started playing hahahhahaahhahah you aint allowed to talk trash about kobe
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>>63911464
hahaha!
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Magic Johnson said Kobe is the second best scorer of all time.

Also those Pacers jerseys are hideous family
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>>63911421
>>63911444
kek that was probably Luis Montero
He's quite possibly the biggest scrub in the league but he loves to ride the bench and talk trash to other teams while never actually playing a game.
I seriously don't even know why he's on the team. It's like Portland decided they just needed one IRL shitposter.
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>>63911623
Definitely looks like the kind of talentless negro who is constantly talking shit and never shutting his fucking mouth
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>>63911690
That's an ugly fucking nigga
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>>63911690
>mfw the Blazers are saving him to put in against the Warriors and give Curry a career ending knee injury
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>>63911610
Second only to the GOAT.
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>>63911760
Johnson put Jordan above Kobe and Kobe second, he played with Kareem so I don't think he forgot about him.
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>>63911222
>this post
yeah nah you're just being a little nigger now arent you
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>>63911760
while only being 4th behind the GOATS OF ALL TIME

lebron
jordan
wilt
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duncan is going to retire in irrelevancy!
AHAHAHHAAH!
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Kobe was never good
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>>63911760
>you now remember the seattle super sonics
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lakers FO using kobe's retirement season to cover for the stealth tank! they are just going to let kobe chuck the night away!

mitch you clever dog you!
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>>63911923
>you now realize Sonics championship banners are hung in OKC's arena
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>>63911790
Johnson is a salty fag, then.
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does anyone have the links to the vocaroos from the finals when /sp/ btfo that radio station?
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>>63911760
He also fought Bruce Lee. Kobe never did that.
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>>63911969
That was the ugliest nigga to play the game but I know he'd whoop my ass
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>>63899631
he's probably going to focus on making Kobe, Inc. a successful business venture for the next few years.
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>>63911995
>losing to a 5'6 chink manlet in a fight
Kobe never did that, you're right. Didn't Wilt the Stilt get BTFO by manlet Arnold as well?

Kobe confirmed best Laker
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>>63911995
Kareem really has had a pretty interesting life. I mean, fuck, compare him to Jordan, who seems to get lamer and lamer with every year that passes since his retirement.
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>>63902318
Then explain the higher shooting percentage
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>>63900648
he was carried to that first championship and it was a shortened season, he only has 4 legit titles.
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So... why was the 3 point shot so rare to shoot back in the day?
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Will lakers beat the philly tankers on tuesday?
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>>63912160
Would you have wanted Kareem to shoot 3s as a center?

Are you a retard?
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>>63912046
mj owns a chimpinship winning motorcycle racing team and a team that plays basketball he has tgrown a hitler mustche which he kept for a national commerical, and he let some kid who beat him out for a spot on his high school team introduce him into the hall of fame so he could shit on the man again on a national stage,

mj is intresting as fuck kareem is lame as shit breh
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Kobe will get both #8 and 24 retired
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>>63912209
he should also get 32 and 16 retired out of respect
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>>63912160
it wasn't introduced until 79-80 in the nba so kareem who was already a vet by that time, had no intention of developing a shot from that distance.
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>>63912199
>and he let some kid who beat him out for a spot on his high school team introduce him into the hall of fame so he could shit on the man again on a national stage
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>>63912209
Kobe should've wore that #8 for his last season
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>>63912209
it would be nice to get both retired, but i think kobr has specifically stated that he prefers 24 to get retired (obviously with a nonofficial retiring of 8 so no one in the lakers uses it out of respect).
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>>63912179
Everybody forgets that Kareem was a big man and that he played elite defense. The fact that he was an amazing shooter on top of it all is what makes him such a legend.
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>>63912160
back in mj and larry bird's day it was considered not a manly thing to shoot a 3, larry bird was teh best shooter of his generation but even he didn't make that many 3s because he got tired of getting called a pussy ass bitch times have changed now and it's kinda the opposite
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>>63912179
I didnt know. I figured that in his 1,560 games he would have made some more.

>>63912250
Thanks for that m8
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>>63912273
that was the craziest thing ever, I figured it would be phil jackson or maybe pippen would introduce him instead it's some nigga no one ever heard of and then mj

>Worst of all, he flew his old high school teammate, Leroy Smith, to Springfield for the induction. Remember, Smith was the upperclassman his coach, Pop Herring, kept on varsity over him as a high school sophomore. He waggled to the old coach, "I wanted to make sure you understood: You made a mistake, dude."
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>>63912274
maybe his last game? or maybe 248.
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anyone know if kobe decided on 24 because he is litterally mj but better?
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>>63912327
It's actually pretty pathetic. It's not lulzy at all, it's a little depressing.

Who else read the profile that ESPN wrote about Jordan when he turned 50? It was painful in parts. You get the sense that he really hasn't gotten past his days as the GOAT basketball player, and the fact that he can't still smoke people on the court burns him up inside. It made me wonder if at some point he's going to kill himself.
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>>63912426
It is pathetic but I doubt he's all that bummed out about not being able to ball anymore, but he's a terrible person.
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>>63912426
He's hyper competitive say what you will about kobe but he's the same kind of person, imo I think nike and the nba did a great job in shielding the public from mj's dick side but kobe could never escape that.

I wonder what kobe at 50 will be like
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>>63912498
3 Things forever gave MJ sympathy from the media during his NBA career...

Gettin his ass kicked by Zeke and the Boys early for a couple years
Crying hugging the O'Brien we won his 1st chip
Crying in the Locker Room on Father Day when he won the 4th ring
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>Slowbe Cryant

lol, what a fucking quitter
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>>63912734
>past your bed time
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmoHGwARFiM

he a real one
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