What is their secret?
they work as a team
suarez puts the two scrubs on his back
Years of doping + Cash + Prestige/Culture to attract quality + Stadium
>>63892383
>Years of doping
introduced by Pep "convicted Nandrolon user" Guardiola
None of them thinks they're too good to be assisting the others, instead of scoring themselves.
They're three of the most talented footballers around who work incredibly well as a team
sprite and cheese pizza
>>63893299
this tb.h
They're all beta males and aren't attracted to clubbing and night life so they can spend all their efforts to their family and football
>>63894914
>clubbing and night life is "alpha" behaviour
spot the beta manlet
>>63891893
Willpower, fun, and autism.
>>63891893
They're all English really.
they are playing in the weakest league
>>63891893
Loads of skill and athleticism. Quite the secret.
>>63891893
They are just system babbies
>>63891893
literally poverty
>>63895642
and that's why the BTFO of europe last season right?
>>63891893
>>63896989
extend that line around the world to see what other players fall upon it.
Uruguay and Argentina are the same country.
Why don't we make a single national team already and let messi and suarez play together?
>>63897150
Because Uruguayans aren't black.
>>63897062
It goes to Nigeria, Egypt, Israel and Russia, I think
>>63897062
>>63897188
?
>>63891893
the less white players on their team the better they play
>>63897260
oh my god you've revealed why messi, suarez, and neymar are successful!
>>63896947
The bottom half teams in leliga are absolute trash though. They would struggle not to get relegated if they had to play in the EPL or even the Bundes.
>>63895642
>weakest league
>previous CL winner and finalist and EL winner
And they beat the champions of every major league in their winning CL run (Ajax, City, PSG, Bayern, Juve), including a final against another team going for the treble.
>>63897420
>le half table la liga teams are bad, Messi wouldn't score in a cold night in Berlin maymay
Are you seriously suggesting Sevilla (literally in the middle of the table right now) would struggle against Bournemouth or Hoffenheim?
>>63897420
>The bottom half teams in leliga are absolute trash though
As opposed to the other leagues in the world? kek
Steroids, blood transfusions, HGH, and a lot of bribes
>>63891893
Refball.
>>63897420
>This delusion
>>63897260
Cheers m8
The line just clips Alaska so perhaps there is hope for thee US.
>>63897260
>>63897753
It should be drawn on a globe, for actual reliability. Flat map projections are very inaccurate for geometric geography.
>>63897932
That's not flat though, look at the angular measurement lines
>>63897260
it all makes sense now
