>Too early for North America, just in time for Europe edition
5mins in, score 0-0
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>Red Wings game
>9pm start
LETS GO BANTLELS
>>63887242
>european gamethread
Let's do this Wings
>>63887354
>/comfy/ guarenteed
Jagr is going to be like 60 still putting up 35 point seasons
>>63887446
No doubt
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The year is 2031
Jaromir Jagr is finally put on the panthers second line
They win the Stan Lee Cup
Jagr dies of a heart attack while hoisting the cup.
Good End.
>>63887464
Chelios has nothing on him
>tfw Barkov and Huberdeau retire before Jagr
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referee pre-game snack
>4v3
>one broken stick
>that's the best they could do against 2.5 defensemen
>>63887842
I blame it on that Pulcannon isn't on the lineup tonight
He would've shot one in through Jokinen's leg
>>63887913
Oh, didn't know about that. Healthy or injured?
Who's in?
Why call Jurco up? Why not just let him have a huge season in the AHL then bring him up? Now someone's getting waived
barkovbarkovbarkovbarkov
GOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
fuckin lmao, mexican soccer announcer working on hockey? I KIND OF DIG THAT.
>Luongo is still this fucking good at this sport
>Ryan Miller is .913.
Join me in a hardy lol, senpai.
>>63887947
Healthy I think, haven't heard anything about injury
And Jurco is in his place at 2nd line
>>63887769
>mfw I took two tabs yesterday
>>63888122
Huh, how about that. Interesting for that to happen now.
Reminder that Pulkkinen has scored as many goals in the NHL in 56 career regular season games as Jurco has in 103. 11 goals each.
>Pulkkinen is 0.34 PPG
>Jurco is 0.33 PPG
Pretty close tbqh
>>63888245
Really is, I thought that that line was pretty good for a couple of games now.
And didn't see anything more from Jurco in the 1st, so let's just see how many games this is gonna last or is it just one time thing
>>63888479
Wow, didn't realise Jurco had so few goals. But he's not as pure goal scorer than Pulky is so...
>>63888511
>>63888584
To pair him with Datsyuk and Richards, whom aren't pure goalscorers either does seem I little weird.
Will be interesting to see what he can do in a couple of games. I don't think he will get much more than that to prove himself.
>>63888479
Frankly I don't think Jurco has been utilized well at all since he became a Red Wing. Babcock never used him right, hopefully Blashill does.
>>63888776
Perhaps not. He does deserve a fair chance to prove he's worth it. We'll just have to wait and see
>the Red Wings will never be good again
le shit nigger
>>63888886
>had a chance for six
>fucked it up
baka desu senpai
>>63888776
Frankly he needed a lot more time reaffirming his goal scoring in the AHL to shake off the grinding mindset
How do wongs fans feel about Rafalski? As a debbies fan I still had love for him even after he left, I'm glad he had continued success in Detroit
>>63889245
Game 5, 2008, 3rd period.
Don't care that we lost that one, I get an erection thinking about it.
>>63889245
Hate Wisconsin hate rafalski
SCAAAAARRRRRR!!!!
LARKID!!!!!!!
How can one rookie be so based?
>>63889245
He was really fucking good
Also,
LARKIN
A
R
K
I
N
Is Larkin elite
Larkin would be in fucking Grand Rapids or on the 4th line if we still had Babcock.
>tyler @TheTripleDeke 22s22 seconds ago
>With his 10th goal, Dylan Larkin passes Ville Leino on the all time Red Wings scoring list.
Finally.
>>63889588
God I hated Leino
Should Blashill start chewing big red like Babcock did whenever he gets angry?
top kek this PP
who has a shittier PP, detroit or florida?
Is it autistic that I bought a bunch of shit I didn't even want or need when I was at the store because all I wanted was ramen noodles and I was afraid the qt cashier would think I was poor?
>>63889708
Florida, Detroit only had 4on3
>>63889746
yeah but they're like 2/14 lately
guarantee detroits 5 on 3 would be a whole lot of passing and not much shooting
>>63889716
>Thinking about what random people think about you
Pretty autistic, even in finnish standards
>>63889777
Well they don't have Pulkkinen to shoot tonight so yeah
>>63889822
I meant shots on goal, not just shots
>>63889785
Fug..
I hope she didn't notice.
Am I misremembering or has Larkin still not scored twice in a game yet?
>Matt Hoeppner @matthoeppner
>Matt Millen just said he made a tactical error in leaving the bcast booth because he thought he could run a team, then apologized to Detroit
gee, thanks.
CAN'T ZAZZ THE MRAZ
>>63889961
An apology from anyone related to the Lions is actually pretty unprecidented.
>>63889840
Oh, then there's no difference, though some shots that are going away from the net will be deflected to it.
He knows what he's doing, what a genius
>>63889935
pretty sure he has not
he contributes to the goals none-the-less
actually, besides that one hat trick from abby, not many people have scored twice this season
>>63889999
>I'll hit the backboards to score on this net. I am a genius!
nah. guy just misses a lot. He got worse this year, it seems
Larkin is the next GOAT
Mrazek is Hasek incarnate
Miller and Glendenning are fucking amazing on the PK
I really fucking love this team
>put the red wings on the pp the rest of the game
How long before someone tries this as a tactic?
>>63889961
what sport is that
>>63890074
Do the rest of Ontarian hockey fans hate you guys who live in Windsor and Sarnia?
Laffs fan seem to be really bitter people.
>>63889961
Heh
ERE WE GO LADS
>>63890057
Meant that one goal this season that was going wide but bounced from defenders leg
>>63890174
laffs fans are just terrible people all around
>>63890111
Concussion egg
>>63890212
I'm aware but it seems you guys would be especially hated as you're the only ones in the entire province who were not doomed to endless suffering.
>green
Nice recovery though.
>>63887242
OP have you got the whole set of those?
>>63890219
who cares
>>63890331
Detroit's flag is pretty based desu.
This has been a weird game
Weird and boring
>>63890331
>not liking the Pistons
>>63890331
>sheeps
yes
>vs. head to head
no, I make them from the fly if there isn't game thread already when I come here
>>63890380
If only pulk was in the game.
>>63890424
my mom was a huge Pistons mark, but I never really cared for basketball all that much.
>>63890331
>caring about any sport but hockey
fuck off, m8
>>63890424
>liking any basketball team that's not the space jam team
>>63890542
>being this donkey brained
>>63890374
you dont like our swirly circle?
>>63890436
>sheep
any chance they are hosted someplace or would you have to do them one at a time
>>63890542
Shut up faggot
Would you sign Larkin to a 20 year 100-120 million dollar contract if he would take it?
>>63890565
every sport is boring compared to hockey. They don't flow, they aren't quick, they aren't rough.
in every aspect, all other sports pale in comparison
>>63890616
>le I just like hockey fan
>>63890575
What mayor's drunk five year old daughter made this unholy abomination?
>>63890651
sorry commercial ball, boreball, and ape hoop aren't interesting
>>63890616
Grow up
>>63890601
Yes: http://hocmemedatabase.imgur.com/
And you can also find all other /hoc/ based memes from there
>>63890615
>5M caphit a year
Fug yes
>>63890696
>no argument
name one sport with the speed, agility, skill, and violence of hockey
>>63890706
thank you sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar
>>63890807
Not him but every sport requires skill. I like them all differently
If abby gets 4.5 million a year, then Larkin is getting over 10 million a year easily
However we should sign him now, how could a 19 year old pass down a 100 million dollar contract? no way he would hold out.
>>63890807
soccer
>>63890956
>speed
>violence
you missed a few
>>63890984
How old are you
>>63891032
24
now tell me how soccer is fast and/or violent so I can laugh at you
>>63890984
> speed
you what m8?
most strikers are world class sprinters. much faster than hockey players thats for sure
also
> violence
hurr durr muh big hits muh concussions
soccer is the patricians sport because it is predicated on skill rather than violence, I wouldn't expect your simple mind to understand
>>63891095
You've obviously never played or watched a game soccer.
Holy shit!
Tigers got Jordan Zimmerman?
>>63891095
I wasn't that guy but
>violence
lel are you sure you're 24?
>>63891168
>>63891095
Don't listen to that faggot
Bitch-kick is stupid
American football however, Is pretty much all of those things
>>63891200
Now they just need to sign Fister and my dick will be diamonds.
>>63891129
Holy shit lol
> soccer players are not fast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiMXhiWS33o
>>63891204
>10 second action
>5 min waiting
Lel no
>>63891129
>most strikers are world class sprinters
prove this statement
> much faster than hockey players thats for sure
not even true
brett hull sprints at 30 mph. Usain bolt does 28.
>>63891141
have watched many. My dad grew up in brasil, whole family is obsessed
>brasi7
> soccer players are weak
lmao tbhfam
CAN'T ZAZZ THE MRAZ!!
>>63891384
no one said that, faggot
>>63890610
LSHIASAERUMN
>>63891384
Who is this little girl?
>>63891384
he's pretty small desu
>>63891436
>poster is 5'2
>>63891239
Fister's not exactly that good anymore. Ride Green/Lobstein as a 5th guy, focus on fixing the bullpen and outfield.
>>63890820
was robocop firstly a comic?
>>63891286
> brett hull sprints at 30 mph
ummmmm
>>63891546
Psst, he compares skating to sprinting.
Should I bang Miranda or Jack in the ME2 game I'm playing right now?
I've never not hooked up with Tali.
>>63891568
thought that was pretty obvious, but sometimes you need a helping hand I guess
>>63891250
I knew this would be the robben goal before opening it lol.
>>63891506
You still need a 4th starter regardless of the 5th spot.
Fister can probably be had dirt cheap on a 1 or 2 year deal and he's always done well here. He just had a bad season last year.
>>63891611
you should try playing a good video game, like Legend of Grimrock 2
>>63891532
nah, that comic is pretty recent, found it here actually.
>>63891622
I didnt think that someone would be stupid enough to compare running speed to skating speed
by your logic Jimmie Johnson is the best athlete because he sprints in his car at 200mph :^)
>>63891666
Maybe.
Right now, it looks like JV > Zim Zam > Sanchez > Norris > Lobstein/Greene
I guess picking up Fister as a reclamation project for when Anibal inevitably winds up on the DL isn't a bad idea.
>>63891748
Exactly. Sanchez WILL break for at least a month.
Plus I'd rather have Norris, Green, and Jew compete for the fifth spot.
>>63891701
well, when you're comparing how fast sports are, you have to compare how hockey players can skate 30 mph across 200 feet versus "world class sprinters" running less than 28 mph across 360
>>63891701
lel
NOTHING matches the SPEED and VIOLENCE of NASCAR
>Detroit power play
>>63891809
I think Norris is solid for a 3/4 spot this year.
Still, I want them to focus on the bullpen and the outfield. Going with some funky ass Collins/Gose/Maybin rotation in left and center ain't gonna cut it.
I want Avila to blow everybody away and steal Gordon, basically.
>>63891843
>human beings are the same as cars
nice comparison, bro
Panthers already won on Thursday
oh wait this is furpuck
>>63891899
Too speedy for you?
Sorry you can't handle it and have to watch this baby sport on ice
>>63891930
pretty desperate with no argument, are we?
>>63890542
>being so casual you only follow one sport
>>63891869
I want Gordon too but I wouldn't hand Norris a job just yet. Fister won't cost shit and it leaves money around for Gordon.
Well played Miller, well played..
Fug
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WE GOT A GAME LADS
Are we going to overtime once again? I know the wings love overtime since they go there every game
I see the wings are back in playoff form again :^)
>dead wings in charge of keeping the lead
GOOSE THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU'RE PAID TO DO!!
that would have been such a sexy snipe
Larkin's a pretty electric player.
Larkin, Domi, and McDavid have been absolutely riveting to watch this season.
Who /clenchedasshole/ here?
>>63892191
Lots of chances in this last couple of minutes - im pulling for flurrida but i won't be too butthurt if the wongs win.
If there's one thing I love, it's losing in OT to teams in the division.
I would like to know how many goals Detroit have let in with 5 minutes or less left this season.
Jurco game winner calling it
>>63892286
hube win
Fuck this team loves giving up late leads and going to OT
Can't wait to see Jagr score in OT
>>63892286
Ive got 20 on larkin double goal game
Will Detroit ever go to the shootout?
FUCKING USELESS SHITT ASS POOP DETROIT POOPMEISTERS
>>63892262
Never accuse me of not knowing my team.
wow what a surprise
>detoilet
>HUBE DIDNT SCORE BUT GOT THE PRIMARY ASSIST
yeah i'm ok with this. that was a hell of a shot.
typical detroit game lol
next time, boys
Damn
When will Red Wings learn to keep their lead in third?
:3
Guys is that 5 or 6 blown leads in the 3rd in a row for the Red Wings now?
I hate this team
Real talk I think teams need to figure out a new meta for line changes in meme v meme overmeme.
most goals happen on the change... i'll never forget fuckin hossa's goal on edmonton. ;_;
>>63892392
Nah, next is Buffalo. Detroit stands no chance in a game against an opponent like that.
>Prashanth Iyer @iyer_prashanth 1m1 minute ago
>That is now 7 out of 13 starts where Petr Mrazek has received just 1 goal of goal support. Wings score 1.92 goals/game when Mrazek starts
>>63892435
Damn, feel bad for the guy
>>63892435
>"how can you win with the cards like this"
Seriously? Why do they make their better goaltender look bad?
A-at least Larkin was good, r-right lads?
