Tottenham v Chelsea
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lots of goals edition
>Begovic; Ivanovic, Zouma, Cahill, Azpilicueta; Fabregas, Matic; Willian, Oscar, Pedro; Hazard.
>Lloris, Walker, Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Rose, Dier, Mason, Dembele, Son, Eriksen, Kane.
kick off in 15mins
This should be good
who /KANE/ here
Inb4 0-0 snoozefest
>>63875912
post yfw chelsea wins
please win Spurs, I need the teams at the bottom to have as few points as possible
>>63875932
>>63875935
It's over m8
Is this at the lane or the bridge?
>>63875932
LGTSS
>Mouyes
>>63875932
Is there a phrase as meaningless as "london derby"?
>>63875949
N17
>>63875949
White Hart Lane
dubs and Chelsea win
>>63875932
Spurs win 4-0
obviously
This is too early for football
>>63875912
streams lads?
>>63875990
http://firstrowsportes.eu/
>>63875932
>all those niggers in the sainsburys advert
JUST FUCK MY COUNTRY UP
>>63875990
https://www.reddit.com/r/soccerstreams/
>>63876006
They aren't that bad
>>63876006
They were being racist saying black people can't afford enough cake for everyone.
>>63875990
>asking for streams in a /sp/ thread
they
always
get
reported
get
it
through
your
skull
I always forget that the spurs play duel of the fates as their entry music. Cringeworthy desu
>>63875998
fuck finland you fucking cunt, say it to me st8 out see what happens bro ill make swiss cheese outta ya pussy ole
>>63875912
I BELIEVE THAT WE
>>63876006
As-salamu alaykum
>>63876023
Why is that cringe?
>>63876002
>>63876012
thanks lads love you
>>63876021
Why was the dad even there though?
Why did it look like they owned their own home too, rather than living in a council property courtesy of the British taxpayer?
>>63876019
Disgusting
>>63876025
ARE GAY
YID ARMY
going to need some hazard goals la
who will win lads?
>>63876019
>this is on bt despite being on sunday
what the fuck
>tfw forced myself awake to watch this
This better not be a 0-0.
>>63875988
for latinos maybe
>>63876034
Mate, at least buy him a drink before you ask him out.
>>63876019
real life benjamin buton?
>>63876037
Especially when he doesn't need to track back now that he's playing in the most advance position.
>having to wake up at 6 45 for a bus parking affair
Is Mou a celebrity or something?
Every match they have 60 photographers in front of him in the build up to every match.
>Mou
>not even playing a striker
Will the bus meme be revived today?
>>63876050
Kek
How old is Diego Costa?
why won't the stadium just collapse
lmao
>>63876055
I hope it's worth it. I know it's Chelsea and all but I'm still watching.
3-0 and mouyes out tbqh
>>63876019
Top kek, except for the mindless childbirthing.
>>63876055
Maybe you should start caring about the scottish league instead. They seem to be bending over backwards for americans
Spurs clean sheet incoming
Get ready for >MOUYES
>>63876050
Ayyy
3rd string GK incoming.
AMELIA TIME
How's the match been so far?
>>63876006
It all bugs me a bit because there's no blacks at all in the country outside of London
As much as I hate to admit it having muslims would be more representative than that
Begovic ded
bring on literally who
wew lads, it's tottenham
Two knees in the head
HEEM SLEEPY
If Chelsea lose i might kill myself this week.
DEADovic
>If Chelsea win it's the first time they've won consecutive league games this season
JUST
Who is chelsea's sub keeper?
>>63876100
Begovic ded
begovic got kaned
>yfw you're not sure if you want spurs to lose or the mourinho misery to continue
>>63876079
childfree kike detected
BEGO HEEEEMED
>Mong killing a keeper
disgusting
let's all beg for begovic
lol
>Amelia is the sub
top fucking kek
>>63876023
What do other teams play?
Sunderland plays Dance of the Knights which is decent.
F
HEEM
Begovic dead reserve keeper time lol
Who is this shit trainer?
>>63876114
The choice is clear m8
>>63876113
ayy
7.5/10
>Eriksen is seen as a set piece specialist
>can't hit a corner to save his life
>eriksen from corners
fuck sake
>>63876114
MISERY
I
S
E
R
Y
>>63876120
Would be funny to see Blackman play for Chelsea, he's also sometimes on the bench
Willian's afro grows an inch every time he scores a free kick
what is it with Chelsea and them killing RW's careers ?
>>63876153
and strikers
>>63876149
what
Is Hazard playing up top?
>it's a chelsea can't cope with tottenham's energy episode
>>63876167
predictably
Why is there so much rubbish on the pitch?
And the amount of plastic bags is odd too.
United fan
>tfw no result is bad from this game
>Tottenham win adds to the humilation of Chelski
>Draw both teams drop points.
>Chelsea win Tottenham drop points
Comfy as fuck desu.
>>63876153
Right wingers are, by their nature, shit
There is a reason most top clubs play a midfielder there
Any other arsenal fans rooting for sperms today?
>Son
Kek he's shit
Can Kane and Vardy play together up front for England?
>>63876167
>it's a Belgium lets terrorists escape episode
>There are people in this thread right now who think Chelsea will lose
>>63876165
an inch
>>63876166
False 9. Mou's lost it, thinks he's Pep now.
>>63876180
'no'
While I would like to see Chelsea lose again, Spurs are quite good and not far behind
why isnt lloris at psg?
>>63876189
>think
>be liverpool fan
>dont know who i want to win
>>63876189
0-0 borefest desu
>>63876178
>Messi and Robben are shit
wew lad
>>63876188
The question isn't can they, it's should they. The answer being no.
>>63876178
>There is a reason most top clubs play a midfielder there
They do?
>>63876189
Tottenham -1 lad reportan.
>Playing a woefully out of form winger as your central striker
>mouyes
>>63876177
failing to beat a team with >MARC ALBRIGHTON among their key players
Michael oliver was the catalyst for the Chelsea downfall
>>63876188
It will be the lampard-gerrard problem
>>63876194
Remember when schurrle played false 9 and it produced the most boring game of football ever witnessed?
>>63876194
>playing Hazard in Messi's role
Makes sense considering Hazard is better
>>63876203
Anything will do la, a draw be good desu
>>63876198
because he's not that good
bullshit foul
>>63876137
Imagine being Blackman in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Begovic, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally practice with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is play another game of football. Like seriously imagine having to be blackman and not only sit on that bench while begovic flaunts his disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing his stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, save after save, half after half, while he perfected that position. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking visage but his haughty attitude as everyone on set tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, BEGOVIC PLAYS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch him mannish fucking gremlin body contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been playing nothing but a hours and hours of matches for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Africa. And then the manager calls for another warmup, and you know you could kill every single person on that field before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking blackman. You're not going to lose your future professional career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>63876206
I meant in England.
What went wrong with hazard anyway?
can I watch yesterdays MOTD on iplayer? cant find it
AcePlayer says there are no active peers or streams wat do?
>>63876245
Mourinho ruins any attacking player with flair or skill
>chelshit not even had a single chance yet
>the actually look like a relegation candidate
i though it was just a meme and they would come good
>tfw watching on a weird russian betting stream
>>63876245
Mou trying to turn him into le track back and defend man instead of giving him all the attacking freedom he needs, same with Oscar.
>>63876252
Try again, working fine for me with Bloodzeed
>>63876065
At least 38
>>63876245
nothing
he was just typical over hyped epl babby
>>63876251
not yet
>>63876252
Acestream has been a bit dodgy recently for me too
>>63876245
mouyes turning him into a utility player because muh workrate
>>63876245
No more qt Eva to inspire him
you just know he's enough of a beta for it be to be true
>>63876251
Tuesday at 0.00
>>63876245
too much anime
>>63876234
"Pakistan is threatening my borders!"
>BT game
>Boring
Pick two every time
I know Tottenham's nickname is the "Spurs", but what is Chelsea's?
>>63876252
Arenavision 7 or 8 should work fine.
>>63876281
>>63876264
thanks m8s
>getting beat by hazard to the header
be ashamed
>>63876234
Blackman has the dream job desu, like richard wright.
Oi cunts
Is this a good game or nah
>>63876289
Abramovic's Blues.
>>63876289
the relegation candidates
>>63876288
Truly together as one
>>63876289
The Plastics
>>63876289
The Lions
>>63876298
Nah
>>63876289
"the rent boys"
>>63876288
Sky Internet defence force pls go. You're not getting my shekels Murdoch
>>63876289
RENT BOYS
>>63876298
Nah.
>>63876289
rent boys
>>63876289
pensioners
>>63876289
the syntethic boogaloos
>>63876289
male prostitutes
Wouldn't it make sense for Chelsea to have a striker on the pitch?
What is his problem?
>>63876215
>failing to beat a team joint top of the league almost halfway through the season
>chatting shit
>thinking you won't get banged
ffs dembele stop being made of glass
>>63876323
Mouyes needs an excuse when they lose, will say he had no fit strikers and blame Costa
>>63876310
I only have BT. I wish the games were good but they just aren't.
>>63876289
the citizens
>Kane's hairline at 22
>>63876326
Arsenal fucked them m8, don't give me that bollocks
>>63876324
he got carried at barca
even I would look good playing in a team with messi and iniesta and xavi
>>63876289
Jew Puppets
>Smallzard
was hazard ever good? or just a glorified beat-your-man-then-fall-down kinda player
>>63876338
English genetics
>>63876323
moyesrinho is copying his idol based klopp
>hazard winning a second aerial duel
what the fuck spurs? he's a midget
>Azard winning a header
>sperms defence
>>63876324
Bet he is wishing he took that chance at going to united
>>63876338
Mine's worse
>>63876340
Arsenal also fucked United
>>63876309
>>63876314
wtf is a rent boy?
Dangerous
>>63876293
What's that?
>>63876338
If you had the choice between a million dollar career and a receding hairline would you go for the latter
I'm watching this with my mum and sister and they keep saying how cute Zouma is...
BOOOORING
>>63876364
Another word for a merc player. You rent his time on the pitch, if you get what that means.
near-blooter
>>63876362
Yes? I can only assume I'm replying to a different guy each time but my point was United are shit. So yes. They did.
>>63876364
It's one of the phrases that will get you put in jail in Britain if you post it on twitter.
>>63876324
He's literally left a team where he could watch Messi destroy literally who teams, and then go out to the beach for some tapas, to join a soul destroying mouyes relegation team, and go to shitholes like Stoke.
>>63876356
Despite having two giants in defence Spurs are noticeably weak in the air
getting better from chelsea
time to concede
>>63876350
He was better than he is in this moment. Just how he was on the ball.
WHY IS MY ACEPLAYER SHITTING ITSELF
>>63876364
ask your dad
>>63876364
cheaper than a mortgage boy
>blindsman
>COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA COME ON CHELSEA
Is this what the famous english football fans have become?
Is there a better chant than CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA?
>>63876364
a male whose anus and/or mouth you hire tbH
Come on Spuds what are you doing
>>63876370
I'd rather have a million dollar career than a receding hairline lad
>that qt asian
Anyone cap it?
>>63876371
Kys roosterman
>>63876377
Surely you can be reported, but will the police go to the trouble of locking someone up for being an online nuisance?
>>63876102
>no blacks at all in the country outside of London
HAHAHAHA
Whats your favourite Chelsea chant?
>>63876404
Aside from in nightclub toilets there really aren't
>>63876398
>asians
>all hideous
pick two
>>63876371
Why is Fabregas so shit?
>>63876406
CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA
How do chinks always get such good seats?
>>63876406
We're racist, were racist
>>63876406
JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO JOSE MOURINHO
Really inventive that one.
Who Tottenh/a/m here?
>>63876403
I can't be bothered to find sources but yes that's what Britain is famous for now
>>63876406
CHELSEACHELSEACHELSEACHRLADEA
Webm of dem Asian QTs sat behind the lino when
>>63876391
>Chelsea fans
>English fans
pick one and only one
chelsea fans keked into liking mourinho
same with arse fans and wenger
>>63876406
I find CHELSEA, CHELSEA, CHELSEA quite amusing and catchy
>>63876415
ugh that bitch
>>63876418
is he on the pitch?
>>63876406
You can make her cum if you tickle her bum with a stick of celery
Neutrals, who do you want to win?
>dat cross
Wew lad
>>63876435
I know where this is going....
>>63876406
Jose mourinho etc
Spurs should do a mocking one with "poch e tino"
CHANCE
>>63876439
Harry kane
>>63876439
it doesnt matter, because we're neutral :')
>>63876435
I hope she doesn't plan on fingerblasting anyone with those nails
>>63876435
what is going on here?
Great cross from Kane.
>>63876439
Tottenham.
>>63876443
They finish putting on makeup?
>>63876406
THERE'S ONLY ONE JAMAL BLACKMAN
Kane is already the best footballer ever to play
>pedro
more like dedro am i right guys
>>63876439
I support Liverpool, I can't decide. I want the >mouyes to continue, but spurs are above Liverpool
>>63876418
He knows he never should've left Arsenal.
How do you pronounce Eric Dier?
>>63876439
Chelsea.
that hazard defending
come on son
>>63876439
>win
I wan't Chelsea to lose
Liverpool
Arsenal
City
Leicester
United
Tottenham
Chelsea
2bh
Is aceplayer down or something?
>Son is a great player
keking all the way to the loo lads
