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LA:Gaborik comes up huge with two goals in win
CHI:Kane sets record with point in 19 in a row
ARI:Mikkel Boedker's trick powers Coyotes' win
COL:Landeskog, Duchene each tally G, 2A in win
BUF:Sam Reinhart scores twice in Sabres' win
DAL:Seguin, two others get G, A in DAL comeback
PIT:Evgeni Malkin stays white hot with two goals
WAS:Braden Holtby wins seventh game in a row
MON:Report: Price will have more tests this week
NAS:Juuse Saros to make NHL debut vs. Buffalo
PIT:Jeff Zatkoff will face Oilers on Saturday
PHI:Wayne Simmonds has three pts in win over NYR
>>63874698
Roy is a shitty coach though. He belongs in the QMJHL.
>tfw early game start today
>>63875177
Sure. Had some this morning made of dark rye like pic.
who /skatingholocaust/ here?
>>63875312
How does it feel to get keked by arabs in the only sport that you manages to be slightly above par in?
>>63875825
>he doesn't know about pesäpallo
>>63876073
>The commie norhtlander mongol-same is back posting to defend his steppes
>>63876140
You could not be more wrong.
>being this bad at inductive reasoning
I lel in your general direction
>>63876140
Stay jelly Muhammad
>>63876276
>>63876277
Mongols not allowed
>>63876349
>being this jelly
saw a guy take a right turn from the left lane today at an intersection today lmao
How good of a driver are you /hoc/?
>>63876824
People in North America can't drive.
Literally automatic 10+ meter road babbies.
>>63876824
I can drive with no handlebars
>>63877334
But can you drive without a steering wheel?
just fapped to shemale porn
"Girls" were pretty hot but after this post-fap disgust I'm feeling i'm never doing it again senpai
>>63877597
>just fapped to shemale porn
I do that all the time, or I used to. I haven't done it in a month and feel better than ever.
I'm sure if McDavid did No Fap his collarbone would heal faster.
>>63877597
First time is always hard but after that you will always return back to shemales.
>>63877895
Don't think so, had to keep clicking related videos like 15 times to find guys that actually passed for hot girls in my head
too much effort to trick my mind senpai
>>63878002
Also
>that moment when the shemale is sucking and in a certain angle you can REALLY tell it's a guy
boner gone
>Canada
>Finland
>>63878056
Fucking normies. I only fap to cartoon porn and that shit is great. (search 'almerias' on tpb, he uploads loads of great stuff, also check out fansadox)
>>63878002
That's true i dont watch random videos. Just actors that i know.
>>63878201
>
>>63878163
wtf are you implying? fite me fucking faggot
>>63878350
I'm so sorry for you.
I know you guys had it rough but shemales.. shemales
>>63878502
im not him->>>63878201
>>63878502
You better get used to shemales since Abdul is taking all your actual women
>>63878528
A simple redirect on a pictureboards for confirmed sodomists wont hold up in court my yellow friend.
We are looking at a minimum of 2 days ban. If you are lucky and behaves well maybe I can reduce it to 1 day and an ip-reset.
>>63877597
>Post fap disgust
>never doing it again
In due time friend. In due time.
>>63878603
>getting banned on the internet
Lmao
>>63878201
>not browsing >>/aco/
Smh desu
>>63878748
Stealing original swedish memes is a crime
>>63878804
Uppo-Nalle is older than Björne my intolerant muslim friend.
>>63879005
>Thinking that is our oldest bear
>"""nordic""" people
>>63879124
Bear is literally an official religion in Finland.
There is no way you can win this Calle.
http://karhunkansa.fi/
>>63879135
Fight me irl motherfucker
Only bear that matters tbqh family
Binland is going to dominate WJC
>>63879674
Correct
>>63879674
>implying
>>63879674
Literally who can stop Laine?
>>63879822
Literally no one
Yes, what are the fans looking at?
>I know he's done some acting on the side, but it doesn't need to be on the ice
>CJ in charge of not being an elite bantermaster
>>63879852
Is Sebastian Aho (The Finn) going to be the next Eric Staal for Carolina?
Mikko Rantanen 11g 4+9 in AHL
Absolute madman
>finnish prospects
I think the kings might win the cup lads
>>63880419
You could be right :^)
>>63880388
>says the guy whose country has only had one great soccer team and that team got its only champions league victory when carried by a Finn
>>63880468
>implying I'm not Finnish
Opettele vähä nauraa ittelles
Can we ban Europeans from /hoc/? Most don't know what they're talking about and Finns smell like shit. Sweden can stay though.
>>63880683
Without Europeans /hoc/ would be literal shit tbqhwyf
>>63880468
> soccer
> relevant in hockey bantz
Finland desperate as fuck to deflect attention away from their zero gold meals
>>63880683
nobody likes you
>>63880683
>Finns smell like shit
Just like yur mum
Kek
>>63880683
Sweden just baitposts and Finland just gets BTFO.
They are literal garbage posters
>>63880788
this is false
>>63880788
Agreed. They are not very good posters. We should talk to Hiroshima about banning them.
Good to see that someone else recognizes the EUropeans are destroying /hoc/. Think about it, when's the last time they made a meme?
>>63880813
>being a finncùck
A new low
>>63880837
>>63880860
phone posters ruined this board
>>63880837
I agree Sweden should be banned but Finland should be kept around to laugh at when their prospects bust and they have to come up with ridiculous excuses for it
>>63880895
what the fuck is he even doing
>>63880928
Canada is shaped like a deformed penis.
>>63880895
Sorry guys, I woke up with a really bad hangover this morning.
Can someone tell me what year it is?
>>63881019
IT'S ALMOST 2016.
You may only reply to this post if your country is over 70% white.
>>63881019
its time to kill all niggers
Lads. Gabbo is coming
>>63881056
anglos dont count as white you subhuman
>mad at Sweden
>>63881056
Here here family member. Too bad neither Sweden nor US of A can reply.
>>63881056
You may only reply to this post if your country is over 96% white
>>63881107
We share the feel of living next to stinky smelly brown people.
>5 more years
You may only reply to this post if you have a Publix within 15 miles of your house AND you have never (unironically) gotten mad at a sandwich
>>63881135
Don't reply to my post filthy anglo
where's this pussy canadian at? dumb frog got bullied out just like the rest of the tripcunts
>>63881157
Sadly no publix here.
Only disgusting C-uckway.
>>63881176
I'm not an Anglo senpai ;^)
>>63881209
>giving him more attention
You're a dummy 2bh
>>63881241
I'd rekt that faggot any day
>>63881275
Wasn't that some laffs fan?
>>63881312
just your typical canadian tripfag getting doxxed like he deserves
>>63881331
I don't even remember his name
He wasn't super annoying like that max faggot
>>63881363
who cares. he put on his trip he got what was coming
>>63881390
Edgy
>>63881478
you think saying that I dont like tripfags is edgy? is canada really that big of a hugbox that being edgy just means you dont like someone? in your SJW opinion not liking anyone on the >rags is edgy
fuck off pussy
>>63881521
EDGY
D
G
Y
>>63881521
Canada is literally
Hugbox: the country
Stop memeing for a second and be honest here family. Do you think Patrik Laine will break Selanne's rookie goal record?
>>63881655
>FUCK THIS GUY WHO MADE AN ONLINE IDENTITY MAKES ME ANGRY
lol grow up losers
>>63881804
>stop memeing
>Finland
Fuck off you smelly mongol fuck. Literally nobody likes your meme country.
Hey /hoc/
My local hometeam lost to the team I really fucking hate with an everlasting passion today, so I rekt 2 of their fans.
Did I do good /hoc/?
>>63881953
How did you rekt them
>>63881969
Hi steve
>>63881825
These are lies.
Finns are noble people and basicly loved by everyone.
>>63881811
>steve
lmfaooo
>>63881969
Hi Steve.
>>63882028
>>63882087
Hey bros
I hope nobody gets mad at me for using a name here.
>rags
>>63881969
one physically (just nothing guy could sue me for)
the other was while driving
limit is 30mp/h (50 km/h for my binland friends)
there were 2 lanes and i drove in front of one visitors fans with about 12 mp/h (20km/h) and immediatly switched lanes when he intended to
we played this game for about 1,5 miles (2km)
Had to drive into other direction then but the guys face was red all over from anger when he passed me then
>>63881953
did they died?
>>63882167
unfortunately no
>>63882037
No, they're not. Finns are the original meme stealers and you will have to pay for it.
You know why you haven't won and never wil win olympic gold? Yes, your team just sucks, but it's the penalty for stealing memes.
>>63881953
Yes
North americans will never know real fan culture
>>63882248
thank you binland bro
THEY SEE ME ROLLING
>>63882466
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>63882461
nice tumblr filename
>>63882505
>Spaniards literally work 3 hours a day
Why the fuck are the jannies so bootyblasted at sandwiches all of the sudden?
Gookmoot literally gave us the OK
New York Islanders master race reporting in.
who can stop him?
>>63882553
>>63882571
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bocadillo
>>63882596
Patrik Laine tbqh
>0,00 finnish markkas
>>63876368
Anymore like this senpai holy shit
>>63882650
Fuck the euro bring back markka
I'm sorry that I threatened to murder you anon
>>63882606
>literal poverty food
>>63882745
You better apologize. Now, I'll admit Finns are the greatest people ever, and the meme kings if you admit Publix sandwiches are way better than Spain's nigger "sandwich."
Deal?
>>63880419
the kings maybe, the king never
>>63882752
Better that than a McCholesterol 2bh
>Spanish "cuisine"
>>63882596
Mark Messier
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
Hi Mild
>>63882843
Leon "Eispanzertruppen" Draisatl
>>63882824
Not really 2bh
>>63882831
>America
>culture
Tortilla de patatas is fucking GOAT, by the way
https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/3upev9/goalies_noora_r%C3%A4ty_and_meeri_r%C3%A4is%C3%A4nen_become_the/
i want to marry noora!
>>63882899
Not really senpai. I used to live in Barcelona and I'm so glad I left that shithole.
Literal meme food.
>>63882831
>American cuisine
Truly disgusting
>>63882900
>reddit posting american is back
we dont like you
>>63882917
sloppy joes are a jewish stain removal shill plot
>>63882917
this looks like the apex of food, I want
>>63882920
>>63882917
>Canadian "cuisine"
Embarassing, famalamawambam.
>>63882913
>Barcelona
That's your problem m8
>>63883008
>Canautists unironically call mac n' cheese "dinner"
WEW
E
W
>mfw this year is our year
BEST MEME IN HOCKEY MI FAMILIA
How much they pay him again?
Finland how do I get a new account on HF boards I got permanent banned for linking the McFinland guy to Finnish Heritage disease Wikipedia page
>>63883008
>this is an American """"""""""Athlete"""""""""""
>>63883382
You don't.
It's impossible.
>>63883506
Damn... I loved making shit proposals and watching all of them sperg out
Kadri + Frattin for a 2nd and Fowler
>>63882297
>tfw no filthy whore bloos gf
>>63883505
>front leg pocket
those pants are elite 2bh
>>63882297
10/10
>>63876368
Do you think they fucked though?
If I were him, I'd definitely make it a trade. You touch mine I touch yours.
>>63884698
virgin spotted
>tfw you have accepted dog as your lord and savior
>>63885154
What would you do in that situation? Just let her do that?
>Kings come back and beat Hawks
>Nobody cares
>Kane sets record
>HOLY SHITTTTT
Man Kongs, does anyone care about you?
>>63882980
wut anime
>>63886487
Well people are pretty fucking stupid considering Kane is literally not even halfway to the real record. There are also more Hawks fans than Kings fans, and people seem to equally hate both teams arounf here.
Also its 4chan and edgy kids like to support non acheivements by rapists
>>63886715
Boku no Pico
Marlies @ IceCaps stream if you wanna watch some prospects
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IvltUwrnjg
>laffs
Game thread or not?
>>63886039
Wow these incompetent fucking refs @detroit.
"offside"
>>63886986
>>63887214
Now there is
Florida @ Detroit
>>63887242
>>63887242
>>63887242
Get in there, or whatever, I'm not your boss
>come home
>still no gamethread
rrrreeeeee
How bad was the >Mild greentexting last night?
>>63887311
Swedebro, check one post up
>>63887392
Had already hit post before it showed up on my screen. Thanks bruh
>>63875185
>Mfw I woke up this morning and realized it wasn't all a dream and the Kings really did beat the Blackhawks in OT.
I can't wait for the playoffs. If you don't like Kings versus Hawks hockey than youre a fuckin commie piece of scum
>>63887476
calm down miguel just a matter of time before trump ships you back to mexico
>>63886487
Doesn't matter. I prefer when no one cares. That game last night was the best of the season so far. Amazing saves by Quick and Kopi/Gabo in playoff mode.
Kings are going deep this year and Im hyped
>>63887662
>this newfag doesn't know that Ducks "fans" are the beaners and Kings fans are Armenian
>canada
>""""""""""""""stanley""""""""""""""""
>>63887679
>Gaborik is actually considered clutch in the playoffs
Damn, guess all he needed was to get the fuck away from Minnesota and the >Rags
Reminder to ignore all faggotarm posts
Guys, there's this place in Illinois called the Hoagie Hut. It's a hole in the wall that makes enormous sandwiches with whatever the fuck you want on it. It's freaking amazing.
I live in Wisconsin and all we have is shitty subways and other dumb chains, but no hole in the wall that will put whatever the fuck I want between two pieces of bread. What do I do?
>>63887716
whatever you say pedro
>>63881110
sweet puuko
If you don't chew big red then fuck you
>>63887799
This.
>durr I'm a self-hating Minnesota fan that nobody likes, please look at me.
>>63887855
Move to florida 2bh famalam.
>>63887930
He's from Ohio iirc
>>63887960
this is a good idea imo
These threads went to shit after Master of Dubs left 2bhonest
>>63888024
after smuk_anok left*
>>63888024
>>63888035
agreed 2b truthful
>you now remember Vancouver's miracle run of 2011
>>63888172
>you know remember them burning their city down and literally murdering their fellow countrymen over a game
>>63888172
>Miracle Run
>Presidents Trophy Winners
>Re8oundo 7uon60
Daily reminder that they almost blew a 3-0 series lead against the 8th seed Blackhawks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgxVPoJYFeA
Why are the Wings so bad now? ;_;
>>63889148
>no lidstrom
>no babbycock
>meme goalers
why the fuck do you think?
>>63889148
Babcock leaving was the final blow, the wings are now kill
I have no idea why they went out and signed mike green, that was fucking stupid
>>63889148
i really didn't expect them to be carried by, of all things, goaltending
>cleaned room
>lungs are burning
did the dust kill my lungs?
>>63890428
No, capitalism/economy did
>>63890499
are you mocking me?
>>63891257
Trying to be funny, but I didn't realise this is the serious side of this mongolian lambskinart discussion area
>>63891483
my fear for my life is no laughing matter.
anyway, how you pronounce it?
PANTHERS
A
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T
H
E
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>>63891586
>>63891483
>>63891257
>>63890499
>>63890428
This is a great thread.
>>63891483
>>63891586
Je déteste le nègre d'huile ont-ils faire pression... Rempli de dégoût je suis ce que sont -ils de la valeur si stupide et Finand je déteste trop
Pay debt and kill all of kris life from you and yourself fucker
Anyone watching the NWHL game?
Sloppy but watchable.
>>63892465
H-H-H-HOOOOLYYYYY SHIT frog brought the bants
>>63892485
I would unironically watch the NWHL if there was a Chicago team.
>>63892465
>kill all of kris
>>63892569
At least I have a Boston team to watch, helps that Hilary Knight on that team too, lol.
>>63892630
It could literally be the new waifu sport. Fuck, it will never gain any traction, never be played on TV, and no one will ever give a shit about the qts facing off to win the Isobel cup.
>>63892643
i hope they got into that game 4-3
>>63892705
At least ESPN is picking a couple games up, but you're right, it'll never go mainstream.
I love all hockey though so I'll watch unironically.
>>63892643
I don't understand this. Is the reception at the game? Were they married at the courthouse? Were they married the day before and she left on the dress?
Why would you ever wear a wedding dress to a hockey game? I don't get it.
>>63892643
She's not even that hot tho and I'm not just saying that to be a edgelord she looks .cute but not hot
>>63892804
>watching hockey unironically
if you think about it, nobody should start working full-time before 30.
>>63892931
>pay debnts
Detroit season in numbers:
Number of goals against in total:
>60
Number of goals against in the last 5 minutes of the games:
>15
Percentage of goals against made in the last 1/12 (5 minutes) of the game:
>25%
Blown leads in the last 5 minutes:
>6
Number of blown leads that has resulted in a loss:
>3
JUST
>>63892988
Gonna be another one and done year in the playoffs again.
I want to be wrong though.
>>63893151
>playoffs
nope
>>63882596
His genetically inherited down syndrome.
>>63892988
>Number of goals against in total:
>60
in 24 games, that was 68 last year
good on mrazek
but then they had 74 goals instead of 56
Who is the best goalie of all time and why is it Cristobal Huet?
>>63892931
I agree with you. Working feels kind of pointless anyway because in the future a large portion of population will be unemployed because of automation.
I'm thinking about just kicking back and leeching some welfare because fuck working.
>>63894090
Vesa Toskala tbqhwyfm
>>63894109
my man...
I wish there was some welfare however.
>>63894190
Wait, you don't have welfare? What the hell did you spend all our money on?
would you faggots stop encouraging grease to shitpost
>>63894359
paying people to not work
>>63894359
making more money for you.
it was bait money: since >we owed that money back to ECB with interest, where do you think that money ended up?
It's just a scheme for your governments to tell you "sorry, no money, not our fault, it's the greeks" and for our governments tot ell us the same but by replacing "greeks" with "you were all lazy and tax evading/ECB". Meanwhile, all the bosses make big money out of the whole story since nobody can and nobody does complain.
>>63894648
>this delusion
you wasted your money on the following
>Tens of thousands of unmarried or divorced daughters of civil servants collect their dead parents' pensions, weighing on a social security system experts say will collapse in 15 years unless it is overhauled
>allowing civil servants to retire IN THIER FOURTIES
>paying civil servants bonuses for using computers, arriving to work on time, working outdoors
>paying extra half months salary at easter and summer for arbitrary reasons
>pouring state money into a failing airline and then giving massive compensation to former employees
>overstaffing state run businesses including a railway that lost 800 fucking million dollars
>hiring people to nonsensical committees including one to manage a fucking dried out lake
I hope you get raped by syrians, you disgusting neet smelly autist
>>63894884
> mfw dead wings fans said they would not miss Babcock
the only reason they are not last in the east is cause Larkin is playing like a Hart trophy candidate
like a 5% chance they make the playoffs tbhfam
>he STILL thinks NJ will miss the playoffs
Screencap this shit:
>Schneider wins Vezina
>Hynes wins Jack Adams
>Farnham wins Rocket Richard
>>63894884
>>63894952
these memes need to come back
>>63894913
it's still pronounced Descharnais and you 're always going to be a german. No matter what happens to me and greece.
>>63894913
Jesus fuck how can one country be so poorly mismanaged
>>63894980
You forgot a "0" m8 :^)
http://www.sportsclubstats.com/NHL.html
>>63895116
kys
>>63895153
its what happens when you let subhumans in the EU
They will hopefully be destroyed by turkey and syrians soon.
>>63894980
Doing roughly the same >we would have with babs, family. He didn't like to use the young lads and Blashill does, so Larkin probably wouldn't have even been on the roster t b h
>>63895204
how can one person be so mad?
Are you mocking me?
>>63895338
>get btfo by facts
>y-y-youre mad
sorry grease, I might be upset if I had to cover for you, but canada isnt in the EU.
>>63895335
Nah the wings were pretty good defensively and possession wise under babs and they are noticeably worse without him in that regard with pretty much the same roster
>>63895044
>making the playoffs is a huge deal to this nerd
l e l
>>63895338
Why are you posting pics of your brother? Pls post pics of your qt butt
>>63895474
it is a big deal
you are probably one of those people that don't follow hockey regularly
>>63895613
i'm one of those people whose team makes the playoffs pretty regularly so it isn't a huge deal
i guess just making the playoffs is a huge accomplishment when you're a devlels fan
>>63895442
Oh they were undoubtedly better with regards to that, I meant standings wise they are doing about the same.
