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Australia Vs New Zealand 3rd Test
AUS 4/115
TARGET 187
FIRST FOR /DAMPER/
poo peeland on pooicide watch
how many (You)s will based Reality Christ get in this thread lads?
>>63874173
fucking hot lads
Reminder that BSAs will save /grig/
DARSH BROS
Fucking based thread op, the spergs will be SEETHING
I want to support Holly by holding down one end of the pitch while she scores a century
>>63874202
lewd
Friendly reminder that David Hussey averages 52 in first class cricket and never played a test for australia
who /dominos/ here?
driver eta 3 mins
Just so you virgins know, you can easily tell that Holly doesn't have perky tits and they are going to sag like sacks of shit once you get her in the missionary position.
>>63874190
>he hasn't killed himself yet
>>63874215
what styled crust lad?
>>63874215
17 mins for me
waddaya getting m8
>>63874217
>her
top jej closet fag
>mmm those soft hands
Are we memeing or do people actually think this is a close match?
Australia won it hours ago
Anyone have that image like this except with binga
>>63874213
Fucking criminal desu
>LE FUG LE WEALIDY JEG XDXD
wow such rain, flooding, lightning, thunder
>>63874228
We're always memeing
>Mitchell Marsh
>average 23
reminder to join the elite muscular Based Bash /cric/ league at http://fantasy.bigbash.com.au/group?type=corporate&group_code=284177
>>63874232
what?
>>63874218
lad, I know you're too fresh to appreciate Reality Christ, but let me hit you up with a quote from the great Tupac Shakur
"There's no need for you to fear me
If you take your time to hear me
Maybe you can learn to cheer me"
maybe you too can learn to cheer for Reality Christ when you fully understand and appreciate what he does
>>63874228
Slater believes NZ believe so everyone else believes too.
>>63874223
I went with edge crust today>
>63874224
Supreme, how bout you?
smithy has lost his mind
Jesus these Kiwi commentators are unbearable
Who thought this was a good idea?
>taking the commentary completely off topic to talk about how New Zealand are the team with the "positive energy" (whatever the fuck that means)
>>63874213
Friendly reminder that Worst Hussey was unfortunate enough to play during the GOAT Australian period where not even Best Hussey could make the team until he was old and busted
>>63874190
does samefagging yourself count?
>>63874252
>signed, australian in short shorts with his man meat in a fanny pack
what the fuck was that bowl
love the way that I can tell exactly when normies finish their dinner and jump on normieflix en masse due to the decline in my Internet speed at 7pm every fucking day.
>prediction commentary
Literally the calling card of someone who has nothing else to say.
>>63874232
>using this meme to defend bottom of the barrel tripfags
Literally seething
>>63874266
>'''""""""""""""""""music""""""""""""""""'''
>>63874272
cheers la
right in the cock
>45 posts
>4 IPs
nice """poomunity""" you got here.
Ian Smith is really pissing me off right now
Worse than Brayshaw
>>63874259
Ian Smith is literally on pooicide watch and is desperately trying to salvage something for his precious PP team
I remember when Warne was caught on 99, whoever the imported PP commentator was started screaming "GOT HIM YOU BEAUTY AHAHAHA" at the top of his lungs. The scum don't even pretend to be impartial
>>63874289
nice meme bro
>>63874293
I don't care about partiality but his comments are just shit
Listen to the things that he says, there is no insight at all. He just talks because he has to.
>>63874293
>The scum don't even pretend to be impartial
>this flag
>this post
>>63874295
nice meme response fella
Who /hopes australia loses/ here?
>>63874306
NO MORE MR NICE GUY
>>63874293
>The scum don't even pretend to be impartial
literally describing every channel 9 commentator
Reminder if everything hadn't gone wrong for Australian cricket a year ago, based elite PH would have scored a double century against this pathetic """"attack""" and Ryno and Johnson would have torn apart their batting order and forced a follow-on by lunch on the second day
>>63874311
here
Fuck, another brilliant comment by Ian Smith
Marsh and Marsh
>>63874320
>c Guptill b Martin
>good
kek
KEK
K E K
Literally Ramprakash-tier
>>63874311
I'm hoping for Lyon to hit the winning runs, then racking some mystery lines off his willow.
>Leave Australia to me!
>>63874260
Mitchel Hussey?
>Worstern Australians
>>63874325
>these poorturbed Poo Peelians seething over irrelevant shit
literally poonicking
>>63874311
>>63874338
Is Ian Smith half Chinese?
Marsh 1 & 2 are literally on suicide watch right now
Best needs to be dropped to play shield and county cricket for two more years before getting selected and Worst needs to be shipped off to a retirement home
>>63874340
>Beating literally WA's second XI
wow
Did you bet on the game lads?
>tfw $1000 on Aus to win
Ian Smith: "Something is going to happen this over!"
Both Marshes need to get out. Winning with both of them not out will justify the sped selectors to pick them again and again
>>63874340
Reminder Bestern Australia have contributed FOUR (4) players to the touring team and their long-term captain while Victoria have just been deprived of the banana, while fielding their otherwise optimal team
Looking at WA or NSW shield games compared to other state teams when there's a test series on is fucking retarded
>>63874361
I reckon 6 regulation balls will be bowled
>>63874349
Let's go to hotspot to check
>>63874338
>>63874361
calm down TomEmilioDavies
>>63874358
>He bets on sports
Holy fuck you are a pleb
>>63874364
Worst WILL be dropped to bring back the muscular Bushman
Best should be dropped and given more time to develop his batting
Just realized we haven't seen daniel all day, is he ok?
>>63874353
>>63874365
Worst Australian damage control is best damage control
If New Zealand can't beat this injured, broken down, abandoned team with no Harris then they are literally poo peeling.
>>63874372
rock n' roll
sorry im not a regular here
has there been much talk about how pink balls look gay?
Ian Smith: "New Zealand need a wicket this ball"
haha, apparently Lewdman got out of the gloves to bowl an over for SA in the first innings. He's warming up for the big meme league to be sure.
>>63874365
whos the 4th?
>>63874385
>>>/reddit/
>>63874385
Doing so would incur the wrath of Glenn McGrath
Came to this board to specifically mention the Marsh family cocksucking going straight on live television right now.
The commentators literally cannot stop felating these two terrible underperformers
'Classical style'
Literally just compared him to Williamson + Smith
>>63874385
>LE FUGG LE HOE MOES XDD :D XDD
>>63874389
That guy who retired mid series
>BASED Kay and her quiches
10/10
>>63874397
>Compared him to smith
He contrasted him you high schooler
>>63874389
Johnmeme
>>63874397
You're a SEETHING casual if you don't recognise that Worst Marsh has excellent technique. he's shit at playing the shots appropriately, but they're all textbook shots
>>63874407
and came to the conclusion that despite averaging like 30 runs less Marsh's 'style' is perfectly valid
I reckon if New Zealand can get 6 more wickets before Australia makes 52 more runs, NZ could win.
>>63874397
>Literally just compared him to Williamson + Smith
No, he DIDN'T. He did EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE you seething fucking casual.
He pointed out that while Kane and Smith have mannerisms that are NOT textbook, Shaun Marsh's technique is completely textbook and almost perfect.
His problem is NOT his technique.
>>63874420
There's nothing wrong with Marsh's style, he's just a mentally weak piece of shit.
>>63874405
Looks like we need a reload
LOOKS LIKE NEW ZEALAND IS LOOKING A BIT OLD HAHAHAHAHA
RATE, COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE
Did somebody told Ian Smith the buffet had leftovers from dinner?
Why is he gone?
is healy having a stroke?
>>63874420
Yes, his style is perfectly valid. His execution of the style might have been poor, but the style itself is fine.
Are you okay?
>>63874424
Thank you Imran Smith
>>63874420
His 'style' is almost perfect you complete shitter.
That was the point of the discussion. That someone with such a good technique should average more than 30 in test cricket.
This is the first time I've been 100% confident in saying this, but you ARE a seething summer of cricket casual.
>mitch marsh can't even put away a stray full toss
>>63874420
it is
Stove has an objectively horrible technique, but scores runs because of his GOAT coordination
Smarsh has an objectively excellent technique on par with Warner, his shot selection and ability to play swing is terrible
>>63874435
He's just giddy because it's going Australia's way
>>63874424
Astute observation, Shahid
Marsh's technique and name are literally the only reason he keeps getting picked
If you gave Steve Waugh Marsh's technique you would have the next Bradman
>>63874439
>>63874437
>>63874429
>>63874409
>>63874407
>Rodd desperately defends his sons from the grand stand
>>63874404
>>63874409
so is he eliglble to be playing for WA against victoria?
So, no you only have 3 missing, whilst GOAT South wales is missing 6
>>63874430
They're getting a bit of swing
>>63874452
Yes, he would be if he wasn't selected for the PP series
>>63874449
>This damage control
Jesus christ ive never seen a more seething casual
>>63874449
>mentally weak piece of shit
>Defending Marsh
wew
>>63874462
Yes okay
>just want to crash out
>have to see this test through
>>63874449
haha, upboat!!!! XD
Seriously, this is the most reddit/Facebook Fox Sports page post I've EVER seen in /cric/.
It's objectively true that Shaun Marsh's technique and style is textbook. It has been well known for a LONG time that his problem is NOT his technique but his shot selection and extreme nerves when new to the crease.
You have exposed yourself as a seething casual and instead of doing the dignified thing and learning from your mistakes, and aborting the discussion, you have tried to go on the offensive to somehow justify what you've said.
You are wrong. You ARE a seething summer of cricket casual, and you SHOULD kill yourself.
>>63874449
>his sons
>>63874468
literally furious
>>63874462
Just had a pretty messy poo, lads. Not feeling right after wiping for ages, think I'd better have a shower but really wanna see this game out. Wat do?
>>63874465
Every father secretly thinks his son is a mentally weak piece of shit
this is classic marshposting
>>63874478
Mentally weak piece of shit who was abused by his father detected
>>63874470
literally furious
Anyone done a big poo in a fancy restaurant lately?
>>63874449
They're Greg Marsh's sons you SEETHING fucking casual, get back to facebook or reddit or whatever site you're fresh off the boat from
>>63874478
hi daniel
>>63874486
Your mum's not a good cook.
>>63874483
Good response.
You sure put me in my place and proved my points wrong.
KILL yourself you SEETHING SUMMER OF CRICKET CASUAL.
>>63874482
yes okay
>>63874487
>Greg
>>63874493
mad as fuck
don't forget to watch the Broncos v Patriots game tomorrow lads
Daily reminder that Friday and Sunday nights are absolute primetime for freshies and summer of cricket casuals on /sp/.
People should be used to this by now.
>>63874487
Im a big fan of this post
>>63874498
brisbane are playing tommorow?
>>63874496
all part of the joke la
>>63874493
rod marsh on suicide watch
>>63874498
Put $200 on the Broncos desu
>>63874511
>Rod
>tfw there is still a chance the baggy greens could choke six wickets
>>63874504
wow thanks for the great post
you've really positioned yourself as a valuable player in this thread
>It's a commentators talk about their past careers instead of focusing on the game episode
Is Shaun Marsh related to Mitchell Marsh?
Just taped my dogs mouth shut because it wouldn't stop barking
I like soft sensual kissing
>>63874520
KEK
The ONLY reason you could have for making such a reply to that post is you feeling that you are one of the casuals being referred to.
Someone should make a webm of McCullum chasing a ball to the boundary but instead of the ball it's a picture of Michael Clarke
>commentators now shilling the Marshes like they always believed in them
kek
KEK
K E K
Could you BE any more spineless?
>>63874529
>using caps lock to highlight the words you're yelling as you type
rightio rod
>>63874533
they were LITERALLY laughing at Worst's batting history before dinner
>>63874525
Greg Marshes sons obviously
>>63874526
please tape your hands shut so you will stop shitposting
>>63874526
I remember playing with my dogs jaw drunk and accidentally snapping it, it was whining so much I had to stomp it until it stopped
God damn, the whining, still haunts me
>literally losing a test to the Marshes
how degrading
Smarsh making runs
Reddit/Facebook literally seething right now
>Target is clearly shown on the right
>Still display how many runs are needed to win
Channel nine thinks that people who watch cricket can't do basic maths smfh tbqh family
>tfw you always believed in marsh
>>63874533
they literally suck marsh cock every time they're selected
this is not a new trend
>MFW that English faggot third umpire literally cost us this test.
This is fucking horrible. This meagre run chase will convince the moron selectors to keep both Marshs in the team for god know how long even if they average 20 with the bat. Might as well cede the ashes to englel for the next decade
W A L L O P
A
L
L
O
P
>>63874549
They're not wrong
WALLOP
>>63874544
fuck new zealand seriously
fucking die
what a shit summer of cricket
kiwi filth then west indian scum
Australia will lose from here if the last two digits are the same
>leave Pee Pooland to me
>>63874553
all part of our plan
>>63874549
first time watching cricket newfriend?
>MARSH
>>63874549
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
MARSH YOU FUCK
EVERYONE EXCEPT ME IN THIS THREAD ON SUICIDE WATCH
shot dickhead
>>63874541
WHAT THE FUCK MAN? YOU ARE SCUM.
>mitch marsh
>caring about his test career
>>63874552
>poo peeland assblasted because his shitty black craps couldn't get the tenth wicket fast enough
>santner right now
based BANE
by far NZ's most likable player
I CAN'T CONTROL MY HORNY LEVEL
>>63874552
>not new zealand's incompetence
maybe a few more failed reviews and dropped balls could change your mind?
>>63874552
>>63874552
>>63874552
>>63874552
>>63874552
here we go, as predicted
you have 30 seconds to explain why m marsh is in the team over maxwell
>>63874553
Shaun will NEVER play another game while Bushman Koala is available
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
MARSH YOU FUCKING RETARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>"FUCK IT THEY'LL SELECT ME ANYWAY"
>>63874575
>santner right now
>>63874576
>autistic faggot
>likeable
kill yourself beta manchild
TIME FOR THE MAN THAT GRAVITY FORGOT
>>63874588
decent medium fast bowling
>>63874566
not at all. It just triggers my autism when i can't see the batsmen's runs because 70 percent of the graphic is "X runs to win"
>>63874588
Maxwells a meme
>>63874591
Literally the truest statement in the thread.
Who /nervous/ here?
>>63874582
How do you think you would have gone under lights chasing 280 plus? Because if it wasn't for that joke decision you would have been.
>>63874598
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/florida-police-investigate-photo-dog-duct-taped-mouth-n470641
Literally sitting here only in panties, lads.
wait is the test nearly over? isn't it only day 3?
>Craig
>>63874607
Even pakistan can't manage to lose from here.
>>63874618
yeah dude. NZ are shithouse
>>63874610
literally having trouble getting the 11th batsmen out
top kek poo peeland top kek
>>63874615
>not knowing how proxies work
newcunt
>>63874610
>you
I don't play in the team lad
>>63874610
How do you know that Starc and Nevill wouldn't have put on a 200 partnership as opposed to the 70 odd Lyon and Nevill put on?
How do you know that Boult wouldn't have injured himself, exerting to take the final wicket after Lyon was given out, and injured himself leaving NZ toothless for this innings?
You DON'T.
You are LITERALLY in damage control mode and trying to find excuses to make yourself feel better about your shitty team rightfully LOSING yet ANOTHER series in Australia.
>>63874618
this is what happens when you introduce the day night meme to test cricket
>>63874610
I don't play cricket at an international level m8, but it still doesn't change the multiple failed reviews and dropped catches. Also it was a 50/50 call.
>>63874610
>letting a cripple score around 30 runs
>>63874588
Because his last name is Marsh
This is done tense cricket
>CRAIG
>>63874607
kek 'no'
>tfw >we shit the bed
>>63874627
stop posting you fuckwit you have nothing to contribute
go suck Marsh cock somewhere else
>>63874638
username?
>>63874616
>panties
post boipuss
PEE PEE POO POO
BLAME YOUR LOSS ON A REVIEW
>>63874637
'no'
>>63874610
Stop being a little fucking bitch m8, there's no excuse why >we let Lyon and Nevill get that many, or why >we collapsed that hard.
>>63874643
POO POO, PEE PEE
WE MADE MORE THAN ONE EIGHT THREE
>>63874638
MAD
AS
FUCK
Damn these Fantastic Furniture bitches high test af
>>63874643
They should blame it on that horrible dropped catch, poor santner
Anyone else starting to think selecting the Marsh boys was a bad call?
>>63874565
U U U U
>>63874649
POO POO, PEE PEE
POO PEELAND LOSE IT IN HD
>>63874638
Tom? Is that you?
>>63874655
poor santner can't handle the bantner
>>63874649
MILK
MILK
LEMONADE
ROUND THE CORNER
POO PEELAND'S MADE
how difficult would it be for me to become a professional cricket player at the age of 23 if I've never played but I am in really good shape
neville is pretty one dimensional, other teams just haven't found him out yet
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS
BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED PEE POOLAND. FUCK OFF.
>MEMECULLUM
>BANE
>MUH SECOND BEST SWING BOWLERS IN THE WORLD
>MUH UMPBALL
>TWO-HUNDRED AND EIGHT (208)
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>WACA SO FLAT LMAO
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND
>>63874669
Literally impossible.
>>63874663
relax its just me
the ghost of rod marsh
select my sons boof
or else
>>63874669
First step is to become a pitch curator
>>63874669
It would be quite difficult
>>63874588
Because he's not memewell
>y-your off for a day of pampering
>>63874669
Cricket is one of the easiest "sports" to pick up
>>63874673
If Mark Craig can do it I'd like to think anybody can
22 more runs and Australia will win the series 2-0.
>>63874669
You could make the Poo Peeland squad right now lad
>That Smoth Commbank ad
JUST
>>63874669
It would be extremely painful
What's the bet that Kay's husband only inseminated her with her interracial children to get a passport
>>63874682
top kek no it's not
Not because it's a "LE SOOPER HARD SPORT ONLY FOR THE ELITE XDXD" but because both batting and bowling are very obscure skills to learn, which is why it's essential to play from youth.
>>63874689
FOR YOU!
>mfw my gf is going to Detroit on behalf of some charity
Will I be kucked lads
>19 runs and two days to win
>>63874688
autism: the batsman
ah well
gg
>>63874688
I'm ashamed that he is the Australian cricket captain, the 2nd most important person in the country.
He has absolutely no charisma as a leader. NONE.
>>63874669
shift to a nation with an associate team, like Hong kong or something idk, if you're good you might get to play international cricket.
>>63874700
She will be dead
>>63874695
tell that shaun marsh
hes made the Australian team a half dozen times and didnt start playing until he was 22
>>63874700
100%
