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Someone explain this.
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those older pics are of his brother, ron.
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>>63864536
Steroids.
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HGH
Hair implants
Jaw/cheek implants
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>>63864536
he looks like he was supposed to go bald a long time ago but somehow didn't

what's his secret?
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>looks different after losing weight

wow what a surprise

OP confirmed for perma fat fuck
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>>63864616

Hair restoration therapy a.k.a. gluing hair from the back of your head to the front
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Brady Jenner confirmed
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>>63864579
>brady
>steriods

>>63864632

Brady weighs more now than he did his rookie season you cluck
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>>63864632
I don't think it's just weight loss. I bet he had to start juicing more as he got older and recovery became harder and harder.
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Recomposed his body over 14 years? He also aged and learned how to look pretty for a picture.
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He looks like an oafish fratbro jock in the second pic and the perfect mix of masculinity with charming feminine features in the last pic
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someone should post pics from 2004-2014
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>smiling in first 3
>"death please take me" in 4th

Gisele broke him, the fucking witch
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>>63864661
You're retarded. Steroids don't automatically help you get super-jacked. Did Lance Armstrong look jacked during that decade? Brady uses them for recovery, guaranteed.
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>>63864661
>this guy is considered GOAT in American "football"
lel
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>>63864616
Money.
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>>63864536

PEDs for fucking sure
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>>63864744
>Blood doping
>HGH
>Same thing
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>>63864860
Armstrong used everything.

>In the interview, broadcast on the Discovery Channel in the UK, Armstrong then admitted to taking performance-enhancing drugs Erythropoietin (EPO), testosterone, cortisone and human growth hormone as well as having blood transfusions.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/21066354
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>>63864536
Different diet.
If you have too much sodium in your diet the body stores extra fluids in your body giving your face a fatter appearance.
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THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
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his smile is shit and he lost fat
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>>63864934
what year was Jesus hair Brady? 2009?
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I don't know he looks like you're typical Chad thundercock back in college
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>>63864934

Just like i said, dropped body fat, stopped smiling like a sperg and got a tan. He always had a good jaw just dropped his BF % so it showed more. Also possibly hair treatment. Can't tell because he's got a weird hairline.
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>>63864934
> dat hairstyle in the 4th picture
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>not exposing your spring water to direct sunlight

I mean come on, it's 2015 people.
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>>63865333
>No Chicken Parm
>No Papa Johns

what a faggot Tbh.
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>>63864833
this

is probably on the strongest dht blocker and has gotten hair transplants from the best dermatologists in the country
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He got a tan and learned he looks like a doofus when he tries to smile in pictures
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>>63865333
>>63865333
>tfw not getting enough raw alkalaised nutrient bars in my diet

jdimsa
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>>63865333
Is being good at football worth going all that shit?
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>>63864536
>mfw he's evolving
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>>63865375

>hook me up bro

regarding Brady, he's spoken many times about how he's changed his diet and training as he's got older to look after his body
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>>63865333
>no activated almonds
No gainz fuccboi
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>>63865489
no
but it is for being a football god
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>>63865333
Is there something like this for other players?
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>>63865333
Checked senpai
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>>63865675
Russell Wilson has that water that he believes stops concussions
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>>63864661

Brady lost fat and gained muscle.

Muscle weighs more than fat.
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>>63864934
>Was reading this while eating a chocolate covered pretzel with pecans sprinkled on top
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>>63865736
Lmao
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>>63865333
>that diet
He still has that Bay Area faggot in him
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>>63864616

Swallowing load after load of old men's cum while begging for favors.
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>>63865489
>make hundreds of millions of dollars
>married to super model
>GOAT QB

Its worth it, but almost nobody has that kind of discipline.
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>>63865814
If I had to bet on the longevity of a player, I'd bet on Brady rather than chicken parm guy.
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>>63864991

BEEF HARDPECK
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>>63865375
Athletes can't use dht blockers because they can be used to hide steroids.
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>>63865489

The only part of his routine that seems like a sacrifice is going to bed at 9pm and not drinking

Beyond that, he has personal chefs making him all the food he wants and even though it's "healthy" I'm sure they make it as tasty as it can possibly be.
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>>63864657
If Brady turns into a ladyboy I'll kill myself on live TV
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>>63864934
Left middle makes hair transplant all but certain
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>>63864536

MONEY
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>>63864536
low bodyfat %

and just age, if you stay low bf% you can look better at 35 than 25
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>>63865840
betting on a guy who's playing better than he ever has vs. someone who's already done you're really going out on a limb there
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>>63865489
if you can make enough to hire someone to only feed you such things then yes
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>>63864646
this
remember when he had super long hair a few seasons back? that is when i believe he started prodding hairs into his hairline, prolly because of jizzele
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>>63866795
Brady's dad also is bald.
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>>63865526
wayne shitney took too long to get hair transplants
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>>63865876
CRUD BONEMEAL
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Holy fuck early 2000s hair cuts were fucking terrible.
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His smugness increased.
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plastic surgery, duh
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He deflated
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>>63864536

/p/ fag here, lenses and dropped some weight
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>>63865333
>his kid's shirt
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>>63871626
What the fuck is /p/?
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>>63864934


Is Tom Brady /sp/'s ZYZZ?

Think about it, look at his pictures from the early 2000's. He looked like someone who browsed online sports forums and posted crazy memes, now look at him, 10/10 gf, amazing leadership, social, loveable, a real human being.
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>>63871760
Pasta board
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>>63871762

>zyzz
>human being

son of zeus, brother of hercules
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>>63871762
>yfw he won 3 of his 4 owls as a memer
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>>63865651
was hoping someone would reply with this, good one BSA.
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>>63872029

Is that Brie?
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>>63872096
yes.
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>>63864934
it looks like for the first 3 years these pictures were taken early in the morning and he just woke up for them. he looks like shit
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>>63864661
How has he not been ripped in half yet?
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Men age like wine
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Don't every cell in body get replaced over seven year?
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>>63874960
>no tattoos

Seriously cam? Fucking idiot
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>>63864792
you tried
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>>63878716
>expecting black john cena to have tats
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>>63878716

Tattoos are for scum
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The real QB with a bad body goat
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>>63871709
Hahaha kid bringing the banter
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>>63879048
Im pretty sure the protective layer of baby fat is the only thing keeping him from getting murdered on the field. He should've been dead by now, but he has Favre levels of toughness.
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