BOOTY BLASTING THEIR WAY BACK TO THE FINAL FOUR EDITION
BASED Gus Johnson
Which player has that "getting away from the cops" speed?
>Notre Dame vs Stanford
>rivalry
Since when?
B O O T Y
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>having a tree as a mascot
>>63864386
nobody brought up the word "rivalry" but you
but here you go
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame-Stanford_football_rivalry
Dyson does so much fuckung research on vacuums. Could they get us to mars?
>>63864386
>>63864435
BTFO
also this >>63864414
>>63864370
The Stanford running back but he's not black so Gus can't use that line
>>63864386
>>63864435
USC-Notre Dame has a more exciting rivalry
WILD MCCAT!!!
>McCaffery looking good early
game over ND
>>63864487
Notre Dame vs Navy is better †bh.
Much more dignified.
lel @ that wearing a wire commercial
STAHPD
>>63864626
Lol
are white running backs just as much of a meme as black quarterbacks?
>He's a big guy
>offsides with contact
>no flag
>>63864677
Not really.
They were probably all white when college football started.
Back when 6' 180lbs was a big guy.
really hope stanford loses so usc can finish them off
BOOTY BLASTED!!!!
pls don't just run it up the middle three times here
>>63864753
>Stanford beats Notre Dame
>USC beats Stanford
>everybody involved in the clusterfuck that is the Pac 12 gets fucked
How is that small white kid for stanford so good?
>>63864753
Why? Are you picturing Stanford as a shy, bookish girl and USC as a really extroverted athletic girl?
>notre dame
Booty blasted.
Will this game finally end the ND meme?
>Clemson
>Iowa/Mich st
>Alabama
>Oklahoma
If those teams win out, ND still won't get into playoffs with a win tonight. Fucking lel
>>63864802
he's fueled by kekoldry
The blaster has become the blasted
Nice stop on first. That was a good play though by Stanford. They made it down the field handly. ND's D is going to need to be like better than they really are today
>>63864814
Agreed, our SOS sucks so hard this year. Our best win is losing to Clemsen. We got screwed by playing a year when somehow both Texas and USC are nationally irrelevent
>>63864797
This is the more meme situation so I'd rather have it than a Stanford loss tonight
>>63864844
Nice dubs but
>our
>we
And USC may become relevant if they win the PAC 12
BOOTY BLASTED
Welp.
>Pac 12
>Defense
FUCK OFF
LOL BOOTYBLASTED AS FUCK
>>63864826
BOOTY BLASTED
this is going to be a clusterfuck
Lmao
>>63864900
>Special Teams
>Defense
lmao canada you're the special one here
>stanford
stick to the academics, nerds
AHAHAHAHHAhahAH
HAHahhahahahHAHAHahahh
AHHAhahHAHahahHAHHAhahAHhahHAHA
>that cunt on the sideline near the end zone that didnt even look up from her phone
Why don't they have a sweeper or safety on returns?
BOOTIES: BLASTED AF
BOOTY STATUS:
[ ] not blasted
[X] blasted
>>63864941
Holy shit I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed this
Lou Holtz died, right?
>>63864951
Can you please chill the fuck out samefag?
>say it 5 times as fast as you can
HOW MANY BOOTIES COULD A BOOTYBLASTER BLAST IF A BOOTYBLASTER COULD BLAST BOOTIES?
>>63864977
Not yet.
>>63864942
That's the kicker ;^)
>>63864941
Yeah this triggered me
>>63864977
you're thinking of johnny sandusky
>>63864998
Not enough to make the playoffs.
>>63864980
Could you please stop shooting up Planned Parenthoods?
>>63865018
lmao le upvote xD
>>63864929
>special teams
>implying they're not playing defense
Notre Dame needs to join a conference
>>63864806
Underrated post
BLASTED
>>63865061
Who is this fluid druid?
>>63865066
They minus well join the ACC with the babby schedule they use
Clemson would bootyblast both of these teams
why doesn't stanford use cajuste more
>he harlem shakes through the hole
More RACIST comments from Gus
>French cathedral
>Has an American Football team
Explain this shit
Is McCaffery great because he is athletic or because he is smart
>falling for the hard count
cmon lads
BOOTY
BLASTED
Wow that ball was in the air for an hour, did the DB just let him have it
>>63865233
Cathedrals command a lot of power
Wow, nice gift TD there. I could see that play coming a mile away ffs
That was the most done-after-high-school CB vs eventual-NFL-WR catch ever
>>63865005
He just stands around after he kicks it. He should drop back his own 20 to cover any long returns. Never seen any team do this. Seems like a good idea to me.
>>63864351
Wait, I just realized that Stanford is in California. I thought it was in Connecticut somewhere
Sorry Notre Dame there can only be the blaster and the blasted.
>>63865297
Wow maybe you should be a coach or something.
>>63865308
>American education
>>63865318
Californians tend not to be smart, so I was surprised that a good school was there
Oregon would bootyblast both these teams
>>63865338
:^)
California has a lot of great schools.
>these garbage ass announcers
HE PLAYS DA Ukulele !!!!!!!!!!!! XD MUH GOGGLE GLASS.
>>63865317
Sumardija used to do that play all the time. Being taller, turn around, jump up and grab like candy
Reminder that Notre Dame has a 0(ZERO)% chance of making the playoffs
did you guys notice this is team ranked 6 vs team ranked 9
69!! XD
>>63865373
>Calling gus johnson garabge
>>63865409
my sides cannot handle it
>>63865373
> gus
> garbage
get the fuck out
>>63865413
He peaked in 2006, then became a meme and tried too hard
>>63865413
>>63865435
>muh affirmative action good
>retarded ass cameraman
>>63865352
Oregon did bootyblast one of them.
who /usc football/ here?
These street name/sign captchas are bullshit
>he's not necessarily good, but he's a winner!
why is skip bayless doing play by play
I really hope Stanford beats this bandwagon team
>mook playing for ND
I used to have trouble with hard stools and constipation. Then I started taking a stool softener once a week and my butthole is much better now.
>our running back is a beast
AW YEAH YEAH
>>63865482
>verify you're not a robot
>it accepts it
>hit post
>captcha is wrong, try again
>>63865537
Ok grandma
That 3rd down play call sucked
and that penalty was brutal
I'm gonna go find a drunk ND girl to take the edge off
>qb name is deshone
>asian kicker
>not in a conference
notre dame must be the laughing stock of college football tbqh
>>63865548
>not getting a St Mary's girl instead
>>63865551
they aren't in a conference because they like having 7 or 8 homes games every season.
I still don't understand why McCaffery is so good
>>63865597
Body of reggie bush, mind of a white person
Will amount to nothing in the NFL, but he's the GOAT of college ball
Chilling in the hotel room until I go downstairs to claim my bet. Put $100 on ND money line at the Aria sports book. Let's fucking do this
>>63865619
Cool.
>>63865618
That fair, Stanford also has recruited a GOAT oline
>>63865631
Thanks bro
>>63865544
What the fuck is that bullshit
Happening to me a ton
>>63865543
>my #1 heisman pick
>some guy who needed 45 carries to get 200 yards
>against auburn
Moonman moonman can't you see
>>63865655
>>63865544
desu senpai if it keeps doing it, reload the page because your cookies or something became outdated and you're not connecting to Re-Captcha
>>63865723
Also half the capcha is off the screen when using quick reply on the mobile page
>>63865743
protip: the captcha window can be moved, at least on my phone
>>63865758
this
>>63865758
How do
Won't let me drag and drop
>>63865841
Fuck you.
>>63865743
My quick reply keeps scrolling the entire window up the page when I open it. Like right now the posts I'm seeing as I type this were made at 7:37pm.
REF DOWN
>this red zone play calling
throw the bitch on 2nd down pussy
48 Stanford was offsides
>the city of Brian kelly
Legacy captcha doesn't work at all
>>63865989
you're gay
>Michigan State pounding Penn State
served
>>63866020
Just horsin around
DRAGON
B L A S T E D
Butt blasted dragon dildo
BOOTY BLASTED THE FUCK OUT
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What happens if Stanford drops this game? Does Oregon win the Pac 12 North and head to the Championship vs USC
or.... its still USC VS Stanford for all PAC12 marbles?
DRAGIN
what is this fucking garbage?
I would love to enjoy this game without this meme screaming nigger ruining every play.
>this game in charge of defense
>>63866160
Oregon would go because of the head-to-head advantage.
Is this a big 12 game?
Y U giveback Irish?
fuuuu
Now Will Fuller has to go another 80 or whatever
Backup CB what can you expect
>>63866136
>>63866138
>>63866144
reverse anal blasted into ur vaginas
stream anyone? all of my usual sites dont have one
>this middle school tier defending
>>63866297
>cant afford a tv
they with both score a few more times. ND will score in the final seconds of the game leaving them still behind by 1 point. they go for 2 and fail ending the game.
THIS BOOTYBLASTING
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Is it me or is football with long passes and TDs more exciting?
>>63864351
BOOTY BLASTED
>shit bend
>>63866339
Not if they look super easy because of poor defense
Gus Johnson is unbearable. And to think Fox was gonna have him announce 2018 WC
>>63866554
Didn't they ditch that idea after the first soccer game he tried to call last year?
>>63866682
I think they got enough complaints when he was doing the CL games
These kekholding short field goals aren't going to work
the team that scores the most has a good chance of winning this game
>>63866554
He was memeing like crazy in the first half
Is Stanford another pac12 meme program?
>These 2 teams
>In the top 4
You've got to be kidding me.
Kysar had 3 guys open and the guy he choice has davante Adams syndrome
that drop
>>63866929
is that the one where the qb is shit and throws uncatchable balls?
>>63866968
No, its the one where the receiver has gator arms covered in lube.
>>63866682
Although I do agree that he was unbearable, the death of his mother was the main reason he backed out of calling soccer. He felt really spread thin and wanted to be closer to family.
I'm curious what Disney's spent on advertisement for the new Star Wars movie. It's like 100x Draft Kings/Fanduel combined
That movie has gotta be terrible as all fuck for them to try so hard
>>63867031
You'd think with the money marvel and star wars makes, they'd put it on cruise control
>>63864351
Is it me or is this picture quality complete shit on this channel? I have direct tv
>>63867071
Fox is known for not even trying when it comes to picture quality. Only CBS is worse
>>63866890
Have you watched Clemson, bama, Iowa or anyone in the big 12 lately? Everyone sucks this year
>>63867071
I'm cable and it looks shit, too. I noticed this in the baseball playoffs when the international channel had to air. The other fox channels for some reason have better pq
>>63867111
Same thing in the NFL. These clowns are killing the golden goose.
>>63867098
Interesting. I thought the poor picture was exclusive to their soccer broadcasts.
>>63867151
All their budget goes into dancing robot CGI
>watching him was music to his ears
jesus christ bring in joe buck or something
>tfw you actually get to see a game with two good offenses for once
Good game even thought there's no defense being played. I hope for a pick 6 to add some tension
Fucking unbearable that only one team can finish drives
>>63867258
>good offense
I think you mean shitty defense
>>63867301
Fuck off SEC shitter
>tfw you go to Subway and the shitty guy is working but you don't want to walk to the other Subway so you go in and he fucks up your sandwich like always
Can't hesitate...down it or go
>>63867349
How do you fuck up a meatball sub?
>>63867344
how dare you assume i'm a SEC homosexual
>>63867349
I went to subway once and some customer yelled out, " damn, you fucked muh sandwich up, YO" shit.
I don't know, I just find it hilarious someone can "fuck your sandwich up" by accidentally adding a pickle and removing it.
>>63867375
if there's more than one customer he freaks out and tries to make the sandwich as fast as possible
today he didn't even cut my sandwich in half and all the toppings exploded out when I unwrapped it. it's not worth asking for a new one because he goes on this tangent about his family and how important this job is to him
>>63867375
sharp cheddar cheese
rye bread
put vegetables on it
>>63867375
I used to work at Subway... I can confirm it's possible fuck up Meatball subs, in fact those probably get fucked up the most often. Meatballs just don't fucking fit on sandwiches and sometimes you get these nasty motherfuckers that ask for extra sauce like they enjoy taking home a wet soggy ass sandwich.
Booty blasted desu
A bunch of fat boys playing in the secondary.
SEE
YOU
LATER
>41-17 Oklahoma
GG ND, enjoy watching the playoffs
Cameraman had no idea who had the ball
>>63867587
lol like ND was going to win this game anyways
How is OSU defending champs dumped down to 8th after one loss while ND is 6th?
What will happen if Stanford wins but loses against USC?
holy fucking shit
worst call I've seen this fucking year
Wow, nice ref ball
Terrible call
>>63867703
Now now. This wasn't Duke vs Da U tier
>>63867670
Cause ND is "americas teams" according to them
>All these reverses
Its like watching peewee football
>>63867738
*college football
Fixed
>>63867689
Pac 12's chances are already slim as it is. this would eliminate them
>>63867729
Its actually because last year doesn't matter and OSU got the first thing resembling a good win today. Samefag
>>63867375
I love pickles on my meatball sub. Get a lot of odd looks.
>>63867670
>defending champs
Please recall the rankings are based on this current season
>>63867689
Clemson, Alabama, Iowa/Michigan State, oklahoma
That's what it will be
>>63867670
Because we lost to the number one team by two.
You should be asking yourself why is Iowa where they are when they have played like two good teams.
>>63867738
*auburn football
Fixed
>>63867804
Still, defending champs has to count for something. What hell gives ND the nod to be ranked so high?
>>63867809
See above
If they beat michigan state they deserve to be in
>>63867833
Because booty blast
NDWBBBOTT
>>63867833
Much better SoS. Best possible loss. Wins over 3 ranked teams.
>>63867833
Are you literally autistic? The rankings are for one season only
There needs to be 6 or 8 teams in the CFP. Both of these teams can play with anyone in the country.
>>63867809
If beating every team you face was easy, everyone would do it. Bama's played nobody decent, neither has UNC, Houston, or Toledo. You're actually insane if you think a P5 team should be left out of the playoffs after (potentially) winning their conference with zero losses. I don't care if it's some meme school like Rutgers, Wake Forest, Vanderbilt, or Colorado, if they're undefeated they should be in over teams with a loss.
>>63867900
8 would be nice but the jews won't allow their money to be taken away
Is this Stanford QB NFL caliber?
>>63867912
'no'
>>63867900
>there needs to be more spots so my team can get in
"no"
it doesnt matter who they can play with, SCAR just played with Clemson today
>>63867833
Lol no.
If that were true, NFC and AFC champs should just get automatic berths into the plazoffs the next year
>>63867833
>What hell gives ND the nod to be ranked so high?
MUH HISTORY MUH NOTRE DAME WOW I GREW UP WITH THEM YOU KNOW???
>>63867928
You can't compare NFL with this. NFL actually makes sense.
>>63867925
Ok?
The point is to see who is the best. These two teams are clearly in the same class, judging from their body of work over the season
>>63867900
Yeah all that great defense on display, they could sure compete with B1G teams
ND about to get bootyblasted in the 4th
>>63867950
yea and then once you let them in OH BUT THESE GUYS PLAUYED ND AND STANDFORD CLOSE THEY SHOULD GET IN TOO
and then all of sudden the entire season is a playoff
>normie memes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63867912
I think he could be a project for teams without a franchise QB like 49ers or Browns.
Well that's pretty much game
Injuries catchin up with us
>>63867833
Yeah the defending Champs counted for you retaining a top four position despite eking out wins while playing the greatest cupcake schedule in all college football. You finally lost to a better team, and you should be where you are. 8 is already generous.
DUDE DOUBLE CHECK MEME LMAO
>>63867988
Yeah well you have to make the cut at some point. Too many one loss teams that get screwed because they lost at the wrong time
>"fighting" irish
>>63867950
"body of work" is fucking retarded when any shitty team can beat a top ranking
I'll assume you're new to football but the term "any given sunday" exists for a reason"
A scar team that nearly beat clemson almost lost ot a FCS team
>shiny ass helmets
Will they ever allow this in the NFL?
>>63868007
As if you don't want to be friends with that guy.
>>63867994
Shit, I somehow fucked up what I wanted to say. I meant a project for teams with franchise QBs like the Chargers or Giants. Since they don't need one immediately, they can hekp develope his skills and explore his talent.
>>63868037
>Yeah well you have to make the cut at some point.
exactly, and thats why there is no reason tto expand it for either of these teams
do i wanna see a big doofy playoff? yea, of course. but at some point youre playing too many extra games for unpaid college kids
>>63868002
>You
>>63868052
I don't
>>63867900
>There needs to be 6 or 8 teams in the CFP.
Agreed. 8-team playoff format would be great. Ideally, champion of each power 5 conference should get in, with the remaining 3 being selected based on rankings or some other metric.
>>63868041
Your post makes zero sense. Notre Dame lost to a much better team.. yet Bama gets to go despite losing to shit tier ole miss. It's too much about WHEN you lose in college ball
>>63868062
Just expand it to 64 teams, whole season is an elimination tournament. Wow, it fucking sucks
>>63868041
>Almost lost to a FCS team
Anon, I'm afraid I have something to tell you.
>>63868085
Clemson is ranked number one
They almost lost to SCAR, who beat a fucking FCS team by ONE POINT
Keep up, retard
