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>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Masvidal vs Ferreira
https://youtu.be/dRdIK39kTXQ
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
FIRST FOR FURY
>>63861951
Thanks Ameribro
first for my fightfu
FOURTH FOR BASED FURY + UNDERDOGS + AEROSMITH
Kltschkos guillotine technique sucks
How badly would Fury beat Werdum?
first for Scrub Swanson is a manlet
First for MMA is gay
>Fury won the world heavyweight title by throwing 86 punches over 12 rounds
Kek
>>63862212
first for pillowhug is shit
>>63862176
pretty badly desu
Lol even high altitude Cain would would kill these bums
>tfw you are from the country with the current WORLD HW CHAMPION
Feels good man
So what'll it be /heem/?
/teamdonk/ or /teamgoof/ ?
Would you rather watch this pillow punching or another Benson Henderson split decision?
Lads the boxing meme is over
Back to /heem/ plz
>>63862294
based desu
>>63862310
team ronda
>>63862321
Henderson, because he at least uses a lot of movement and doesn't punch someone once before hugging them
Brendan Schaub @BrendanSchaub 3m3 minutes ago
Tyson Fury singing was the best part of that entire fight. Voice of a giant angel #klitschkofury
Ronda Rousey @RondaRousey 2m
I could beat Tyson Fury in a boxing match
could she do it lads?
so who is gonna pick up benson now that he's done with the ufc?
>>63862456
She would need a couple more years for a boxing match. In an octagon? She would sub him within 2 minutes.
Holy shit that was worse than Nelson vs. Barnett.
http://www.mmamania.com/2015/11/28/9810964/ufc-jose-aldo-nova-uniao-teammate-claudia-gadelha-beats-amazing-joanna-jedrzejczyk
Do people actually think Aldo isn't going to just take McGregor down the whole fight?
>>63862502
Nelson vs Barmett was good
>>63862475
who gives a fuck
>>63862502
Sorry you have a low fight IQ
>>63862530
I didn't think it was possible for 2 heavyweights to have shittier boxing until I just watched this actual boxing match.
>>63862502
Tyrone pls.
champs at end of 2016
HW: Velasquez
LHW: Rumble
MW: Rockhold
WW: MacDonald
LW: Pettis
FW: Aldo
BW: Dillashaw
WBW: Rousey
FLW: Johnson (too much of a pussy to move up)
SW: Jedrzejczyk
>>63862535
alright
this is what boxing is supposed to look like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPU5qFJAJGg
>>63862626
>Velasquez
>Rumble
>MacDonald
>Pettis
>Aldo
>Rousey
bait
>>63862626
>Rumble
>Pettis
Fucking kek
>>63862626
The only one you got right was literally Demetrius Johnson, everything else, other than maybe Joanna, is wrong.
My sides. You bloody casual.
Lets start this
>heavyweights
>>63862626
>Velasquez
>Rumble
>Rockhold
>Macdonald
>Pettis
>Dillashaw
>Rousey
>JJ
Lol
>>63862626
Mate, lettuce be reality pls.
>>63862666
>>63862671
>>63862675
You all took the bait
>>63862626
>literally everyone but johnson and johanna
>>63862626
>Rumble
>Rockhold
>Pettis
>Rousey
Wew lad you high?
The kids they let box for free at my gym will put on better fights for you. They're 13-16 year old black kids by the way.
Just so you guys know, Cejudo is going to beat DJ.
>>63862626
Let me help you out family.
HW: Arlovski
LHW: Jones
MW: Weidman
WW: Condit
LW: Conor
FW: Frankie
BW: TJ
WBW: Holm
FLW: DMJ
SW: Gadelha
About to go see Creed, hopefully that'll be more entertaining than actual boxing
>>63862519
aldo is going to wrestle fuck mcgregor for a nasty UD win. mcgregor moves up to LW and dana starts hyping it as his natural weight class and how he's stronger and faster than ever.
>>63862782
You wouldnt though
>>63862830
>HW: Arlovski
>MW: Weidman
>LW: Conor
>WBW: Holm
>SW: Gadelha
>>63862830
>arlovski
>Condit
>McGregor
>Frankie
>Dillashit
>>63862795
He has been holding back a la Holm, he is going to wrestle the shit out of dj
>>63862905
>Holm
You think Ronda is coming back kid?
>>63862830
>HW: Arlovski
Now you're at it.
>>63862830
>LW: Conor
hahahaha
>>63862626
congratulations you managed to get all of them wrong except johanna
guys, I heard a fight broke out at the Rod Stewart/Tyson Fury concert. Luckily no one was injured
OFFICIAL LIST FROM A TIME TRAVELER
HW: Werdum
LHW: JBJ
MW: Weidman
WW: Lawler
LW: Khabib
FW: Aldo
BW: Cruz
FW:DJ
WBW: Holm
SW: Gadelha
>>63862941
Absalootlee
>>63862948
>HW
>Not changing champs
Unless Cain beats Werdum then takes a two year break, it's going to change hands again.
What does claudia remind you of here?
>>63863002
>implying khabib will ever fight again
>>63863002
>LW: Khabib
>FW: Aldo
>SW: Gadelha
>>63862918
I sort of believe thar to some extent tbqh or he fights to the level of his opponents.
>>63863002
>LW: Khabib
Heuheuheuhuehueheuhuehue
>>63863010
she clearly doesn't have the energy that's required in order to be a rock star
>>63863015
Certainly not gonna be Arlovski
Magomedov will win it within three years
>>63863021
Joanna's first UFC fight was unironically harder than anyone in the top 10 right now other than Claudia
>>63863002
HW: Rothwell
LHW: Gustaffson
MW: Yoel Romero
WW: CM Punk
LW: Conor
FW: Chad
BW: Cruz
FW: Demetrius
WBW: Miesha
SW: Paige Van Zant
>>63863060
top webm lad
>>63862782
Why do they let them box for free? Also, a 16-year-old is no longer a kid.
>tfw Bisping just said the Fury fight was boring on twitter
More exciting than his fights
>>63863015
Changing champs? Yes. Handing it away to people you like? No, no.
>>63863175
Well deserved loss for Wlad, he was incredibly afraid to throw anything.
>>63863158
But a 15 year old is? What's your point?
>>63863191
Werdum beats Cain, Arlovski is next in line.
Cain beats Werdum, Arlovski heems him.
Both favorable match ups tbqh
![y_uCMu[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/LVw7Udo.gif "y_uCMu[1].gif")
lawler has an enrage timer like a wow boss, if you dont finish him fast you are fucked
>>63863222
>anyone is suprised
he's fought like a bitch since he got ko'd 11 years ago
>>63863242
Double wrong
>>63863137
>>63863002
>>63862830
>>63862626
By this, we deduce that Demetrious "Mighty Manlet" Johnson is the most dominant champion.
Thanks a lot /heem/.
>>63863242
Sorry to tell you, I think Werdum and Cain can figure out a way around arlovskis light jabs and overhand right.
>yfw cat's pussy is so fat it literally swallows up the clitdick she got from roiding
>>63863247
"fought like a bitch"
the man has dominated heavyweight boxing for 10 long years. I doubt you are even the champion of your own house, lmao
>>63863328
No his division is just shit
>>63863354
>le jab and clinch man
>Good
He;s a bitch
>>63863331
Has anyone ever seen a clitdick in real life? If so, how did you react?
I really really like MMA
>>63863331
>Be this jacked
>Lose in 14 seconds cause you want to clinch up
Wew
>>63863359
wat
young guys at 10-25 in that division are fucking ridiculous compared to the larger weight classes
>>63863418
Shiiiiit
>>63863418
Foreshadowing 2 weeks from now.
>>63863446
But they're all shit
>>63863244
>blood for the blood god
Why is lawler so based?
>>63863331
can't tell if she had a botched boob job or her tits are just naturally really far apart
>>63863373
>takedown to side control
>get reversed
>give up your back instantly
Anthony Rumble Johnson-esque in his ground game, Joe
>>63863468
Not a real fight fan
>>63863483
the latter. Someone called her out recently for getting her face and tits done. I forgot who it was
>>63863390
Never seen a vagina in real life.
But if I did encounter a girl with a clitdick, my reaction would be one of excitement. I would suck it and torture her with overstimulation then make her cum.
I also love MMA.
>>63862626
>>63862830
>>63863002
SW:Joanna
WBW:Nunes
FLW:Cejudo
BW:Cruz
FW:Holloway
LW:Nurmagomedov
WW:Condit
MW:Weidman
LHW:JBJ
HW:Rothwell
Not all of these Will have won the Belt from the current Champ.
>>63863562
>WBW:Nunes
>FLW:Cejudo
>FW:Holloway
>LW:Nurmagomedov
>WW:Condit
>HW:Rothwell
>>63863021
A Champion
>>63862310
/teamgoof/ for life
>>63863540
clitdicks are less sensitive though, it would take some effort
who /injured/
hurt my knee in training today when i accidentally kneed the guy i was sparring with's elbow. have a knot on it and fluid around my knee :(
>>63863652
Why are you throwing knees in sparring?
>>63863652
It's just a bruise. You'll be back in no time
>>63863652
Fell and skinned my knee on the sidewalk
Probably going to need couple months recover lads
>>63863589
I'm a genius, I know.
>>63863652
>>63863718
Wishing you a speedy recovery m8s
>>63863652
>tfw can't do yoga cause I stabbed my big toe
>>63863767
kek
Is Ryan "The Jiu Jitsu Wizard" Hall a virgin?
>>63863799
i'm so attracted to claudia's face
also it's a piercing
>>63862626
UFC 2016 champs (est.Dec 31)
Hw:Velasques
Lhw:Jones
Mw: Weidman
Ww: SPOILER* gsp * or MacDonald lol
Lw: Connor Mcgregor
Fw:Max Holloway
Bw: TJ Dillasnake
Fly: Mighty Mouse (p4p #1)
W135: Holm
W125: JJ:D
>>63863840
her entire vagina is a piercing?
>you now remember Tim Kennedy has a vagina between his abs
>>63863877
it's a shrapnel wound
I've decided. I am going to let you all live until 194. I won't make any promises beyond that.
>>63863928
I GOT THAT IN RAQ
>>63863877
>>63863799
hey weird claudia has the same ab vagina thing going on in the same spot
>>63863877
Why does he pretend like he's clean?
>tfw world HW champ
what will be rockhold's strategy?
>>63864117
hold the other guy''s rock hehe lol
Making a run at 185lbs
>>63864222
Women's middleweight would be great
>>63864117
attempt to meme and then get ground and pounded
Aldo=Wlad
Long reigning, technically sounds, play it safe, kinda boring
Fury=Conor
Jolly goof, chats shit, big guy, provides memes
>>63864439
>Jolly goof, chats shit, big guy, provides memes
don't forget he's irish too ;)
>>63864456
technically British but he did want to represent Ireland at the Olympics I think
Will she win even one fight in the UFC?
>>63864439
>tfw now that fury won the british shitposting will be unbearable.
is there any way to stop this lads?
>>63862648
the problem with boxing/combat sports is everyone at the highest level has really good defense so you get a lot of UDs. the best is when a champ loses his title and starts knocking out cans for huge pay days
>>63864746
Stick to /heem/
We don't give a shit about Boxing
>>63864746
just join the team desu senpai
>>63864746
yeah filter british posts
>>63864746
it will stop when we stop dominating every sport we participate in lad
RULE BRITANIA
>>63864897
>shitstain will NEVER EVER get their colonies back
>>63864771
>We don't give a shit about Boxing
You better start family
>>63865147
Except that's MMA
>>63865147
Won with kickboxing, lad.
Polite Reminder that Albion is perfidious, and not to be trusted.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfidious_Albion
>>63865287
Lost with lack of boxing fundamentals
How has 194 gotten so close without a significant injury?
>>63864117
get knocked out first round
>>63865147
>women's fighting
they just retardedly hurl limbs at each other because they can hit each other 220 times and have hardly any injuries but a swollen eye, holm won because she didn't
>>63864155
hahaha
ufc 194 will be a let down
>>63865361
And? No one ever said Honda Housey was good in standup other than retard promoters and her rapist trainer.
>>63865609
I don't see how that's possible at all to be candid with you! How do you see it letting us down?
>>63865623
SHE DROPPED PRO BOXERS WITH BODYSHOTS YOU FUCKING GOOF
>>63865609
Yes, if everyone gets an injury before it happens.
>>63865713
>odds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z42ON7DxEEU
Where the fuck does Nate Wilcox find these kids?
>>63865682
I heard they had trouble getting enough bodies for her sparring sessions... she'd just keep on heeming them out inside a minute and they'd push in the next poor soul for his inevitable brutal heeming.
>>63865609
I d the card holds up as it is, it has the type of fights that are as closed to guarenteed action as you can get outside of Nelson vs Maia which I still think will be great.
>>63865774
is it even legal to employ boys before they've hit puberty?
![ufc92-poster[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hTpGk63.jpg "ufc92-poster[1].jpg")
>>63865609
>le Jesus Cheetahman vs Piccolo
>Maia....the welterweight who gasses past the second round vs meme fighter ....someone getting tappy
>Two men in their prime one who everyone doubts (including me) vs top 3 handsome man with a lot to prove
>Max "Gantz" Holloway
>boring
>McMeme vs Meme Kicks
It will be the UFC 92 of our generation.
>>63865609
your family thinks you're a let down
>>63865609
don't forget faber
lads, im not working, I'm gonna be around to watch ufc 194 with you guys, plan on staying up and getting cosy. I <3 u all and am generally stoked to participate in the late night memeing.
>>63866522
Britbro have you been drinking?
>>63866574
no, i'm just up late working. btw sorry I always call you a kek Sweden, I literally mean nothing by it.
Hey listen, stop doubting me
>>63866865
can I join the team?
They had Stitch Duran as a cutman in Creed, was cool to see
>>63866865
Rockholds gonna win
>>63866959
One of the worst memes on 4chan right now
>>63862475
He'd make more in bellator with sponsors and what not. Fight for the title quicker too
>>63866959
14 days till this meme dies forever.
Has Pettis even done anything since the meme kick?
>>63866986
Bellator also means he'll get a chance for memefights in Rizin FF, and even some kickboxing if he so chooses.
>>63867040
this is bad ass
>>63867040
Liver kick on Cerrone and head kick knockout on Lauzon were pretty nice
>>63867106
Probably wouldn't do too bad in some kickboxing matches. If he ever went back down to lightweight Chandler would be an interesting matchup
>>63862475
He would make a shit ton more money fighting anywhere but the UFC. In sponsors alone he would be swimming in cash, and he could easily earn a title shot crushing a can or two
what happened with Benson?
Did he literally just win and say fuck this I'm leaving
>>63865464
Because she didn't what?
I guess you're saying H Hizzle won because she, apparently, hits like a mack?
>>63868117
He had been talking about exploring his options outside the UFC before the Aves fight. Maybe we'll get to see him rake in bank and crush cans in Bellator now
>>63868117
GOT THE W BROTHER
>>63868117
>>63868144
I did see a clip during the post fight speech where he nonchalantly took his gloves off, hold them up and set them down on the mat. Probably wasn't for nothing, kinda a hint he was willing to wear different gloves.
>>63867040
Meme-choked Melendez
Meme-bar on Bendo
>>63868117
his contract is up so it's a good move, make dana nervous
>>63867040
primitives.
cooking the meat first eliminates bacteria and pre-digests the protein for a significant increased net gain of energy.
>>63868144
>>63868305
>>63868345
Regardless of anything, Bendo about to make a lot more moolah.
I just made £4,000 from betting on Tyson.
God save the Queen.
>>63868439
Tyson Fury beat Klitschko?
>>63868439
Congrats
>>63868457
He did. My friend almost made absolute bank by betting it would end in a draw. So close, yet so far.
>>63868511
Haha, wow. I remember Dana White was calling him Tyson Who? a few years ago when he was calling out Cain Velasquez in the media.
>>63864897
>can't even beat the germans in soccer
>can't even beat its former colonies in rugby
>or cricket
>When the weight cut without IVs got you looking like a walking dead character
>>63869242
Did McGregor grow a beard to cover his acne scars?
>>63869298
isn't that why everyone grows a beard?
>>63869549
i thought it was to hide baby face
>>63869549
Undercut + beard can make any boring white guy look interesting. They all look like clones of each other and the trend is reaching critical mass, unfortunately.
>>63869298
>shaming beardbros
...
>>63869549
I did.
>>63869605
Look how he looks without the beard.
>>63869605
>Undercut + beard can make any boring white guy look interesting
This. It's what girls find attractive these days. It's pretty embarrassing.
http://strawpoll.me/6129741
>>63869242
>posing for that photo in Reebok shorts
How much was he compensated to do that?
>>63869780
Can't get mad at a fella for making trivial aesthetic adjustments in the name of easy sex, can you? The cost to benefit ratio really makes it one of the more efficient choices you can make.
>Ronda is getting pounded by this RIGHT NOW
>>63869838
It's like girls wearing push up bras, it's just a big con.
Holly Holm vs Amanda Nunes main event
Miesha Tate vs Cat Zingano 2 co-main
UFC 196 book it.
>>63869881
I consider it more like signalling than deception
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signalling_%28economics%29
Nobody's getting tricked, it's just about showing how down for fuck you are.
>>63868117
>>63868144
>>63868305
>>63868345
YES! So much all of this. I'm ready for another promotion battle, if we can call it that. I'm ready for the athletes to get paid and I'm ready for GOAT cards.
>>63869780
God forbid women aren't attracted to cukolds
>>63870008
Maybe they are
>>63870057
No sorry but theyre definitely, 100%, entirely not.
>>63870006
I'm not really sure Henderson's move really constitutes a promotion battle at this point. Sure he's the highest profile/best fighter to leave the UFC for other organizations since the Reebok deal, but athletes of consequence leaving in high numbers simply hasn't happened yet
>>63870197
Well it's certainly possible. In lellator you get more sponsor money and easier opponents.
>>63870255
and you get a buff to knockout power (see: Phil Davis)
>>63861951
are there any memers on heme?
>>63869877
Gross.
>>63870197
>>63870298
>>63870255
Exactly. Hasn't happened yet, but pretty good reasons to jump ship if you ask me. I bet when other UFC fighters see how green the pasture on the other side is, they too will be stepping up on short notice to run out their contract. With the current financial situation with the UFC and the Reebok deal, I don't think that "being the best in the world" warrants a 25/25 paycheck, no sponsors and tougher competition for the younger guys. Who knows? I'm just excited about the idea.
>>63870525
bensons probably has a 6 figure contract per fight already. like 120/120 or something
>>63870255
Actual sponsorship money that will end up paying you more each fight than bellator, worse competition and favorable match ups await those looking to go to Bellator. Seems odd that more top 10 fighters haven't made the transition. There are plenty of guys who are good in their divisions but won't ever be Champs. Seems like those guys would have the most to gain by going to other organizations to get easier match ups
Is it possible that one of the 'female' fighters in the UFC is actually a man that got a sex change?
>>63870627
I think people would notice if a female fighter wasn't pillowfisted and wasn't on roids
>>63870627
betch maybe
her athletic career started suspiciously late in her life for her to be at such a high level
>>63870688
Bethe is probably not even in the top 20 irl
>>63870668
Holly was throwing straight lefts like McGoat in her last fight. Idk if you caught it, was like 2 weeks ago i think.
Is it just me or are there more newfriends here since 19/heem/?
OFFICIAL END OF 2016 LIST
HW: Arlovski
LHW: Cormier
MW: Rockhold
WW: GSP
LW: Edgar
FW: McGoat
BW: Cruz
FlW: DJ
WBW: Holm
SW: Joanna
>>63870184
What? The very definition of being a kekold implies that a woman was attracted to you. You can't be a kekold without having a female significant other to get cheated on by. All literal kekolds were attractive to women, otherwise they would have just lived out their lives as kissless virgins like half of /heem/ because women regard men they aren't attracted to as nonexistent.
UFC Champs @ the end of 2016
HW: Rothwell
LHW: Jones
MW: Rockhold
WW: Larkin
LW: Khabib
FW: Aldo
BW: Cruz
FW: MM
WBW: Penne
WFW: Joanna Champ
>>63870916
>what is a glorified prostitute
Oh, I think the fetish youre referring to calls one of those a cukoldress, anon.
Have fun!
>>63870806
Mechanically they are similar, sure, but the important difference is that Conor has knockout power. Technique is vital, but if the punches you throw don't have anything behind them then getting hit doesn't mean as much. It's obviously not fun to get punched in the face, but for nearly all women's mma fighters they don't have to worry about getting KO'd with punches unless they have a glass chin or are fighting someone on the juice
>>63863060
He's the only thing powerful enough to destroy himself. ;_;
>>63870931
forgot that Frankie went to FW, I should have put TJ Grant in at LW
>>63863470
Mr. Ruthless get's more powerful as he gets damaged.
>>63871006
I really dont know if I've ever seen conor put a bish to sleep the way holly did and has done.
not trying to get in some kind of stupid men vs women literal regard argument.
>tfw Aldo vs McGregor actually happens
>>63870967
WBW: Pena*
>>63870582
Back in January he earned $48k show money against Cerrone.
>>63871006
mcgregor got bad defense therefore he is not on that caliber
>>63871098
>tfw inevitable first round ko
>>63871098
ya blew it
>>63871118
my nigga
>>63871148
*knocks on wood*
>>63871146
Seems like a safe bet one way or the other
>>63871138
That's very good money for a former champ. Probably got six figures for the Thatch fight. Plus bonuses. He isn't going anywhere hopefully.
Just heem me now and wake me up on the 12th tbqh
>>63871078
Yeah but she did that with a kick, I was responding to someone who was comparing the way Holm and McGregor threw straight lefts. Since transitioning to MMA Holm has relied mostly on her strikes to set up kicks, especially head kicks. She only has one TKO win thanks to punches, and that was against someone who was 1-0 before they fought. All her other finishes were directly because of kicks or set up by kicks. Holm has good boxing, but she isn't going to knock anyone at women's bantamweight in the UFC with strikes
>>63868120
didn't flail around like a retard
>>63871078
Holly had Ronda's back and set her up for the kick.
Conor, so far, has been standing in front of his opponents for his finishes.
McGoobz is far more dangerous, obviously.
Henderson vs Held would be a fuuuckiiinggg fiiight (read like Schaub)
Anyone watching Bute/Degale? Good fight tbqhfam
I'm excited.
