NE:Report: Amendola not making trip to Denver
NE: Rob Gronkcowski injured in surfing accident, doubtful
KC:Chiefs list RB West, TE Kelce as questionable
NE:Patriots list Amendola (knee) as questionable
MIA:Dolphins expect Jarvis Landry (knee) to play
SD:Chargers to be without 2 starting O-Linemen
DEN:Broncos list Emmanuel Sanders as probable
STL:Rams plan to start Nick Foles against Bengals
PHI:Eagles send top CB Carroll to injured reserve
NYG:Giants expected to be without 2 starting OLs
ARZ:Mike Floyd (hamstring) looking good for Sunday
DET:Caldwell: Abdullah has earned increased role
ATL:Devonta Freeman out, Tevin Coleman to start
First for Matt Ryan is not nor has he ever been elite and will never win another playoff game
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this bitch. y'all hype as fuck to see that elite chiefs defense wreck the Shittalo Bills?
Post yfw the Pats beat Denver on the road even though all their receivers are ded
What's up with the Ravenfags' obsession with Matt Ryan, and the falconfags' obsession with Flaccid?
>>63853868
nth for snowbowl
>>63854022
2008 draft rivalry
same with teddy/carr rivalry
>>63854011
at least that pepe doesn't have a fucking watermark on it, faggot.
Packers are garbage, but will probably still win the division and go one-n-done in the playoffs.
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>>63854011
post rare pepes
Gotta bring my top notch bantz over
>>63853858 #
That should be the average diameter of your anus before and after you shove that football up there
>>63854022
this
>>63854046
also a bunch of us Ravens trips started fucking with Lake in the offseason and kept it going to trigger his autism.
>REMINDER
>E
>M
>I
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>D
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>>63854079
Rarest of the rare right here tbqh
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>63854079
>>63854174
>>63854010
>mfw people still unironically post this pasta
>>63853868
>>NE: Rob Gronkcowski injured in surfing accident, doubtful
Source?
>>63854079
>>63854327
It's bullshit. He didn't even spell Gronkowski correctly.
>>63854081
Lake is a little bitch who should never show her face here again, but you aren't much better tbqh
>>63854079
k
>>63854381
>got me gud
speaking of pats, chris harper gonna kill it this week
>>63854079
pepematsu reporting in
>>63853899
>Harrison Smith degraded to out vs the falcons
gg falcons enjoy your 33-16 victory with matt ryan going for 500 yards and Julio Jones catching 400 of them all on Sendejo
>>63854054
I-is that real?
>Snow expected Sunday night in Denver
You know what that means, /sp/.
>>63854539
put your trip on bro, we all know who you are
>>63854559
Another AFC West team getting fucked by the worst call in NFL history?
>>63854079
>>63854549
Yes
So are they having the draft in May again this year? It sucked having it that late this year.
>>63854809
April 28-30
>>63854600
I don't have a trip
I'm not a faggot like you
You now remember Joey Galloway
Who do you honestly see playing in the owl? I think it'll be Steelers vs. Panthers.
Packers are so fucking shit
You now remember Clinton Portis
>>63854933
>yuropoor
>not a faggot
>>63855078
who didn't have that shirt?
daily reminder the philadelphia eagles are drafting paxton lynch in the first round of the 2016 NFL draft
>>63855017
calm down, better they struggle now than in the playoffs, lacy is running much better
>>63855115
maybe they should draft a new coach first
>>63855115
>wanting a poor man's Bortles
>but muh SMU game
>but muh Ole Piss game
>>63854144
she isn't crying she's just doing a bump. she was playing a drinking game where every time Tony threw a pick, she would have to take a shot, pick 6=2 shots, and faking an injury so you don't have to play for a shit franchise=3 shots of fireball and a bump.
> so many injuries
>TFW you can get comfy on Sunday because your team has already played and won on Thursday
>>63854064
Didn't the Packers win the owl in 2010 after having a shitty regular season?
>>63855215
iktf catbro
>>63855205
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7VKQwDS2s
>>63855215
Matt Millen
>>63855017
every thing will be okay sneak
>>63855117
this
they really need to choke hard to lose a wild card and if they get hot at the right time then i'll be satisfied
still nervous desu
>>63855205
>>63855164
>>63855185
just make sure to cap one of these posts for when it happens
>>63855243
>The 2010 Green Bay Packers season was the 91st season in the National Football League for the Packers and the 92nd season for the team overall. Although they finished with only a respectable 10–6 record, good for a second-place finish in the NFC North, the Packers never lost a game by more than four points, and never trailed by more than seven the entire season, becoming the only team since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970 to accomplish this. All six of their regular season losses were by a combined 20 points.
that team was better than its record
if james jones doesn't fumble in soldier field and if rodgers plays the patriots game they probably go 12-4
also somehow they lost to mcnabb AGAIN when he was on the redskins
>Detroit
>Dallas
>Oakland
>Arizona
>Minny
that is 3-2 at best.
>yfw TB and Seattle get in over GB and Atlanta
>tfw playing the billsbros for 8th straight year
>tfw this single game will probably define the second wildcard
should be fun lads
>>63855264
> barely win
< Pic related
>>63855288
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>your team
>your projected record to end the season
>your draftfu
>your OPOTS
iggles
4-12
Laremy Tunsil
Osomatsu-san
>>63855401
>mfw have to wait for the 8PM game tomorrow to see my team play.
>>63854539
Thanks bro. It was kind of you to help break our streak. I hope you win the rest of your games
>>63855515
I like to get my game out of the way early, then go back and forth between football and video games.
Usually football during blunt breaks or food breaks.
>>63855515
1 pm games are severly underrated.
>>63855582
this teboquitehonest
>>63855617
>tfw they will flex the vikings @ packers wk 17 game to snf so i won't be able to watch it
>>63855117
Or they could not struggle at all? Though losing to Detroit and Chicago at home is far beyond mere struggling.
>>63855283
No it won't.
>>63855359
Yeah comparing this team to the 2010 team is an insult. Though the 2010 super bowl run was a fluke anyway.
top 3 players to ever play in the nfl
1.odell beckHam jr
2.marshawn lynch
3.tony romo
>>63855401
>haha we only lost by a few
>clots fans
>>63855582
especially for yuros. Hate primetime games
>>63855766
Go away, ESPN
>>63855766
this bait is weaker than tony romos clavicle, rg3s self esteem, giants defense and the iggles everything
>>63855401
>>63855582
Dude I know right. Especially when you go to them.
Tfw
>drve Saturday with your buds to hotel in charlotte.
>wake up in the morning and get bojangles tailgate special. Fgm
>get parking spot and get drunk before we go in.
>watch game with your team winning. Spend 3 hours in traffic trying to get home. Get home at 9 and go to bed exhausted and happy because you get to deliver bantz at work.
>>63855576
>video games
>>63855816
>the iggles everything
Literally what happened to their defense? I know their offense was a hot mess but their defense looked legit. Not an iggles fan just curious.
>>63856015
Can somebody edit this and put mlady for reasons. My computer ded.
>>63854079
>NE: Rob Gronkcowski injured in surfing accident, doubtful
>it's fake
hopes deleted
Can't wait for tomorrow
>>63854207
Prepare your collective anus, Buffalo
>>63856160
pretty awesome pepe tbqh
>>63856064
Tanking
Players losing hope
Why play hard when the season is done and the offense is a meme
Winning games now is only a detriment to future success there is no point in getting worse draft position
Even if they win the division somehow, they won't beat any playoff team with kelly s offense
>>63856366
That doesn't make any sense. Guys are playing for their careers and big paydays. It never benefits a player to play like shit on purpose.
Quick post casual opinions
>Losing in the Superbowl is worse than not making it at all
>>63856064
they overachieved like a motherfucker and have come crashing back down to earth over the last month
>>63856419
the bigger the stage, the bigger the loss. why do you think Lebron gets a lot of shit for >2-4?
>>63856394
Paydays usually also come with team success and being a media babby meme player and pro bowls
Players usually give most effort towards the end of their contract years to show they can play and deserve money both to their team and FA
>>63856453
It's still better to lose in the super bowl than go one and done or 7-9 and miss the play offs.
And LeBron gets shit for >2-4 because he plays on the most stacked team in the league in a shit conference so he can sleepwalk until the ECF. In other circumstances, making the finals 6 times would be very impressive
>>63856526
>he plays on the most stacked team in the league in a shit conference so he can sleepwalk until the ECF
same can be said about Brady
>>63856419
>>63856526
no it's not, losers in the super bowl get worst draft position than non playoff teams
>>63854207
it's trufax bruh
>>63856671
>complain about /nfl/ being 90% Patriots/Brady bandwagoners
>bring up Patriots/Brady at every possible opportunity
never change /sp/
>>63856672
I'd much rather get excited about a good, even if ultimately futile, play off run than draft position
>>63856765
super bowl or bust, MJ never settled for losing in the finals. Montana never settled for losing in the owl.
if you don't go to the championship to win then im sorry you aren't a GOAT.
>>63856807
MJ and Montana settled for getting BTFO in the early stages of the playoffs and happened to be fortunate enough to get good enough teams to win Chips outright instead of cracking away further each time
>>63856807
>super bowl or bust, MJ never settled for losing in the finals. Montana never settled for losing in the owl.
But they did settle for getting BTFO in the 1st round.
>>63856877
so?
brady's got out played by mark fucking sanchez in a one and done during his "mvp" season
>>63856908
Mark Sanchez played on that elite Jets defense?
>>63856922
it was nothing compared to the giants defenses Montana had to deal with
>>63856950
Which Montana lost by 6 scores to on one occasion despite being the GOAT supposedly
>>63856908
Alright, let's say Jordan somehow manages to beat the Pistons in 89/90 but just happens to lose in the finals. How would that make him a worse player?
>>63857004
exactly, the 1986 giants were one of the greatest teams of all time where as the 2010 jest were full of literally who's helmed by the butt fumbler
>>63857013
Or that Brady loses to the Chorgers in 2007 instead, making him better
>>63854559
My body is ready
>>63856671
>same can be said about Brady
The AFC has been better than the NFC over the last 15 years though.
>>63856419
It only works out in certain situations.
>Build a team and progressively get better, but lose the SB but the let down takes the heart out of your players and you get emotionally keked as the opponent celebrates in front of you. Your window closes, and the team thinks "we can't get much better, how are we going to do it again".
>If you lose the CCG then you at least have a perception that you need to improve and still can.
It all depends on a team's climate and how much of a window they have, and how much the loss saps them. Most of the time, I'd rather lose the SB, but if conditions are right then it is reasonable to feel worse about making it.
Post yfw one day a season will start that neither Peyton, Brady, Brees, Rivers, Romo, Ben, nor Eli will play a snap.
>>63857004
Name ONE MVP past or present that hasn't been BTFO at least once
>>63857343
Charles Woodson
>>63857449
well memed my friend
OFFICAL GAMETIME DRINK RANKINGS 2.0
1.Beer
2.Liquor
3.Gatorade
COMFY GAP
4.COCOA/HOT CHOCOLATE
5.Coffee
6.Sweet Tea
THIRSTY GAP
7.Water
8.Soda
9.Milk
10.Vitamin Water
SHIT TASTE GAP
91.MOUNTAIN DEW
9001.LITE BEER
9000001.MINT TEA
9000000001.MOUNTAIN DEW
900000000000001.ANY RED SODA
>>63857343
Cam Newton
>>63857343
I can't think of a time Brady got BTFO in a game that mattered (Fuck off Chefs shitposters) aside from arguably the Ravens game which didn't even have that ugly of a score
>>63857552
Surprisingly accurate. Move water up too 4 milk up to 6 and its perfect.
>>63857449
>Wide open path to a 6th round pick backup QB in a playoff game
>Can't even strip the ball despite coming up behind him
>His failure directly leads to the eventual 3 Super Bowls in 4 years.
>>63857552
who the fuck drinks gatorade during cold season?
who the fuck drinks vitamin water at all?
>>63857569
b8
unless this is "technically correct" kind of BTFO in which 2005 AFC championship
>>63857552
>implying drinking lemonade after mowing the lawn and making a sandwich before the first snap of Week 1 Sunday action isn't the comfiest.
>>63857693
*divisional, my bad
>having jake plummer double your score
>>63857716
>mowing the lawn
ok hank
does anyone even still do this?
lawns are over rated and gay, I just have mess of plants for a yard like nature intended
>>63857343
What are the conditions if it's a RB MVP to be BTFO. I'm checking game logs and it seems to me a RB getting BTFO is a game with under 50 total yards, no TDs, and a loss. Sound fair?
>>63857693
>2005 AFC Championship
>Pats 41 - Steelers 27
Which game are you trying to call back to senpai?
>>63857872
He's thinking of the next year. The 2005 season but the 06 playoffs. Broncos > Pats
>>63857817
Fair enough, prove me wrong iggles fag
For yards it seems like under the average for the league that season would be considered BTFO.
>>63857552
>red soda
What is this real. I've never seen red soda.
>>63857933
I should have refreshed before posting. Yeah that fucking game. Brady was throwing some mean dragons too.
![tumblr_m68indH4Ml1qgha61o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/obhqnoj.jpg "tumblr_m68indH4Ml1qgha61o1_500[1].jpg")
>>63858005
they exist
>>63856425
>56
But when the Bradford it looked close. Ever since Sanchez came in they have been blown out 90-31
>>63858074
>But when the Bradford
>Things were going well for the eagles, but when the Bradford
>all hope was lost
>>63858071
the hell kind of flavor is this stuff anyways?
>>63858160
it says it right on the bottle there
metsämansikka = smultron = wild/wood strawberry
it's good
>>63856453
>>63856526
also
>not 1, not 2, not 3....
>>63858005
Mountain Dew Code Red, Cheerwine, Cherry 7up, Strawberry Fanta, etc.
>>63858252
Fruitopia, red cream soda, crush, most generic sodas, and watermelon soda
>>63857449
Super bowl 37
>>63857817
faulk was shut down rushing wise in the playoffs loss in 2000 but he put up 99 and a TD receiving wise
thurman thomas put up 40 total yards in the super bowl the year he won MVP
AP, LT, alexander and TD put up good numbers in their playoff games, and barry was decent
emmitt won the super bowl mvp the year he won his MVP
marcus allen did well in his playoff loss in 1985
earl campbell was held to 26 total yards in the conference championship loss his MVP year, while payton was the only thing going for his team in 1977 when the bears got destroyed by the cowboys
OJ didn't even make the playoffs his year (lel)
larry brown wasn't been the reason the skins lost the 72 super bowl
jim brown was merely human his 1965 MVP year in a first round playoff exit, but jim taylor and paul hornung won consecutive MVPs and consecutive championships for green bay
brown was better in 1957, but did absolutely nothing in 58, and both were losses
Which starting QB this season is the biggest literal who
>Update: Latest models now show up to 10.5 inches of snow for tomorrows Patriots @ Broncos game
Is the new madden servicable on the 360?
*fart*
Safety
>>63858370
Landon Jones. No one knows 3rd stringers.
>>63858438
is this the hot new meme?
>>63858370
Probably tyrod. All the rest have started at some point before or were well known prospects
Anyone have that graph people were rating teams by offense and defense at the start of the year?
>>63858589
He's played really well though.
>>63858414
It's party time baby
>>63857569
Ravens twice, both times in NE
>>63857569
2007 and 2011 owls
>>63857552
I'd put coffee a bit higher To be honest but that's maybe because first set of games are still on in the morning for westcoast folks.
>>63858864
They cheated both times too
>muh revis
>>63858899
Really BTFO, not 4chan meme BTFO
>>63858987
Ok, when Pollard broke his Knee
Or that time he lost to the jest in 2010
>>63858005
>>red soda
>What is this real. I've never seen red soda.
It's correctly called "red pop".
>>63858965
That has more to do with the fact they haven't faced a good team and the playoffs haven't started yet. Also, those stats are inflated considering they've played the AFC South (jags, toxins, clots, titans) and NFC East (romo-less cowboys, racist, iggles, eli). Also Butler is good enough.
It's amazing how desperate /sp/ is to see the Pats lose.
Pats fans: what team will you move to when the Pats fade into irrelevancy.
>>63859178
Well it's not like they can play themselves.
They're going up against an 8-2 team tomorrow on the road. If they win then I expect you to shut the fuck up.
>>63858965
>play the AFC south and NFC east on the same year
>surprised when their defense looks elite
>>63859183
Panthers :^)
>>63859178
This. All those teams suck. They're only tough opponent so far was Pittsburgh. Anything can happen against Denver, which is why I'm so hyped for a good game.
>>63859256
The Broncos offense has bess less than average this year.
>>63858134
Dude I know they were shit with Bradford but that was offense. How did the defense collapse right around his injury?
They held the dolphins to 20 but the bucs and lions scored 90 points combined.
>>63859321
Oh, please. Fuck off.
Literally nothing would make you happy. I'm over this "schedule" shit. It's clear that you're only trying to use it to advance your agenda of bashing the Patriots.
Face the facts. They are what their record says they are, and their record says they are undefeated. BITCH!
>>63854174
>mfw Andy Reid has a .500 record on KC
>>63858271
>watermelon soda
I know they are accommodating niggers but this is silly.
>all this red sodas
Holy shit when did tho pop up. I don't drink soda anymore because it causes acid reflux.
>>63859419
No one is saying the Pats aren't great. All im saying is their D is nowhere near as good as last year.Those stats do not speak the truth. Don't pretend their schedule is a fucking cakewalk this year. The only two teams with a record over .500 they have to play this year are the Steelers and Broncos. The Cardinals, Bengals, and Steelers have hard schedules. Panthers are cruising too.
>using "muh strength of schedule" when there are only 3 good teams in the entire league
>>63859274
You're not welcome go stay with the seatrannies where you belong.
>>63859599
isn't* a
>wake up
>oh right, Michigan plays Ohio state today, might as well see how harbs did
>tfw he got 42-13d again, this time by Urban Meyer
so much for having any hope today
>>63859718
So does this mean Ohio State is elite? Will ppl still call them a meme team?
>>63859599
Patriots defense is better at every position except for corner compared to 2014
Can Jim Harbaugh just coach the Colts already
When is he coming back?
>>63859952
>lose to MSU starting their backup
>elite
playoff will be bama, clemson, iowa, and either OU, notre dame, or MSU
>>63859952
>elite
>>63855205
Cry more tbph.
>Fowler
>>63860087
>dat passing Stat line
Lel
>>63858965
they got one of the easiest post super bowl winning schedule ever
>>63859419
wahh please say my team is good
Be more insecure bitch
>>63860254
Well to be fair they are playing the afc east
>>63860356
And the NFCE and AFCS
>>63860402
Name one division that isn't shit this year.
Hint: You can't, because the AFCE is the best division in football.
>>63860254
>>63860356
>>63860402
Does no one else think that theres a correlation between the NFCE and AFCS sucking and the fact they have to play the AFCE this year? As if maybe they suck BECAUSE they have to face the AFCE?
ITT ridiculous claims about your team that could realistically happen
>Matt Shaub will throw 5 picks against the Browns tomorrow
>>63860356
>before the season
>>OH MAN THE AFCE SO GOOD DOLPHINS GON WIN DIVISION JEST GOIN 10-6 BILLS GOING TO THE OWL
>now
>PFFFT THE AFCE SUCKS OF COURSE THE PATRIOTS WILL GET 6 FREE WINS
>>63860917
the 49ers score 2 TDs
not saying they'll win though
>>63860846
>pats fags will say ANYTHING to make their team sound good
>even calling the Lolphins and Jests good teams
>>63860846
>the NFCE got swept by fucking atlanta
they're just bad
also eagles are 1-1, cowboys are 1-1, giants are 1-1, and redskins are 0-2
so the NFCE is overall 3-5 against the NFCE
>>63861044
Take away the division games and the Bills are 2-3, the Jets are 3-2, and the Dolphins are 4-2
>MFW Brady loses tomorrow night
>>63860917
We will make the playoffs after AP gets arrested for domestic abuse and Rawdjas continues to implode
>Burr down
>there is a possibility Brock gets hurt tomorrow
Please god no
>>63861259
It's habbening.
>>63861259
Peypey will be ready to go.
>>63861135
Atlanta is still a good fucking team despite some bad losses you pleb
>>63861377
>despite some bad losses
THEY LOST TO BLAINE GABBERT
>>63861377
>one of the easiest schedules in the league
>beat up on garbage teams and get to 5-0
>lose 3 of 4 including losses to a blaine gabbert-led offense, a matt hasselbeck-led offense, and a rookie QB on a team that went 2-14 last year
they are also literally winless in their division
they're a mediocre team who looked better than they were because of that soft opening schedule
>>63861377
They lost to the biggest QB bust since jamarcus Russell and a 40 year old QB. They are losing to the Vikings.
>>63861339
Don't you mean, Peypey will be ready to throw INT?
We're about 2/3 of the way through the season. Here's the NFC division and wild card implications this week:
DET avoided division elimination with a win. GB loss helps them as well. They are also 2.5 back for the WC with 5 games left, they're in the danger zone.
NO has been eliminated from the NFCS, 2 GB from the WC.
TB needs a win to avoid NFCS elimination, still 1 GB for WC.
SF is eliminated from the NFCW with a loss or tie. They are 3 GB from the WC.
No one in the NFCE risks elimiation, but the Cowboys will be either 2 or 3 GB after the NYG/WAS game tomorrow.
>>63856526
>most stacked team in the league
nigga you dumb
Cavs are incredibly injured
Does Brady even have a weakness at the moment?
In the prior years his deep ball wasn't very accurate and it is known that collapsing the pocket (especially from the inside) was the key to killing Brady.
This season however his deep ball is actually pretty good and his ability to roll outside an extend the play has been very effective. I don't think he has any weakness directly tied to him.
>>63862541
Too bad the rest of his team is ded.
>>63862541
>and it is known that collapsing the pocket (especially from the inside) was the key to killing Brady.
i hate when people say this. that is the key to killing any great pocket passer.
>>63862202
>SF is eliminated from the NFCW with a loss or tie.
>tomorrow's game is against carson palmer
good thing i gave up on the season long ago ;_;
>>63862702
if the ENTIRE pocket collapses on you then yes everyone is fucked
but if the pressure comes from the interior Brady wouldn't really roll out until like this season
Who's gonna win the NFC North? Vikings or Packers?
I'm truly curious to see if the Vikings can pull off wins against the Falcons and Seahawks. If they can manage that it'll definitely go to them.
>>63862541
It was less the ability to collapse the pocket from the inside and more the ability to get significant pressure without blitzing.
It's what the bills did last week which is why he played worse (that and the lolnowrs)
And the AFC:
CLE will be eliminate with a loss/tie or a CIN win/tie.
BAL will be eliminate with 1) Loss + CIN win/tie or 2) Tie + CIN win. They are 2 GB for the WC with 6 games left.
No AFCS team can be eliminated from the divison, but the Titans are 3 GB for the division and WC.
SD can be eliminated from the AFCW with a loss/tie or DEN win/tie. They are 3 GB for the WC.
MIA is eliminated from the division, 1 GB the WC.
BUF is eliminated from the division with a loss, a BUF tie + NE tie, or a NE win. They are tied for the WC but do not currentlly have the tiebreaker with KC. They do currently have the tiebreaker over NYJ and HOU.
NYJ are eliminated from the division with a loss or if NYJ and NE both tie this week. They are tied for the WC but do not currently have the tie breaker over either KC, BUF, or HOU, but do have it over IND if they lose their division lead.
>>63855205
no excuses... you guys just shit the bed this year.
>>63863414
> if the Colts lose the division lead
Bye Jets
>>63863535
Tied record with the Texans, anything can happen.
>>63862541
I can see it now
>delayed saftey blitz
>tj ward comes thr I ugh the lime untouched
>Brady tries to roll away
>ward misses hitting Brady in the body
>destroys Brady's knees/ankles
God I can't wait it will be glorious
>>63863924
>we've already seen the last Brady vs Manning and are given the first Brock vs Garrop rock and wallop.
This could be an NFL history cornerstone.
>>63863924
>implying GOATS (Brady,Federer,Nadal,MESSIMESSI etc.)
cortisone dose will wear off mid-game
I really miss NFL Playbook from NFLN
I miss all that comfy X's and O's talk
>6'8" inexperienced qb in heavy snow
>tim brobly in snow
even with ne carved out receivers and denvers stronk D it should be an obvious win for the pats
>>63864268
>cold weather Tommy Terrific
If only it werent in Denver, literally he is terrible there, itll offset his cold weather stats buffs
What's the difference between a pro job and a blow job?
Tebow can't get either, but he only wants one.
>>63864353
>tfw brock turns out to be a frost giant
could very well get a huge weather and altitude boost
22/31, 321 yards, 3 TDs and 1 int
I have seen the future
>>63864510
At least give credit to whatever facebook friend of yours you stole that shitty joke from
>>63864510
That's incorrect though
Tebow can get a blow job but not a pro job, but he wants a pro job but not a blow job
>Dola out
>Edelman out
>Gronk out probably
What the fuck is gonna happen guys
>>63864611
Bill always, uh... finds a way.
>>63864611
Tim Brody will catch his own passes and be the leading rusher.
>>63864611
Michael Williams out too (bad thing from a blocking TE/OL standpoint)
And Jamie still dead
Chandler, Lafell, and Martin need to stand the fuck up and prove their worth, Chandler fucking especially, what a miserable disappointment hes been
>>63864582
>implying I don't make my own jokes.
I've got a really fucking good NFL one too. What is your favorite team and most hated team?
No matter how injured our offense is, I really like our chances of pulling out the W in Denver if it's a snow game.
>>63864611
>gronk out
holy shit I didnt hear this
its gonna be a slaughter
>>63864716
Ravens and Steelers
>>63864611
>Gronk out
Where the fuck did you hear this dumbass shit>>63864656
>>63864729
>>63864762
>>63864656
>>63864611
Gronk is not out, retards. Gronk is fine.
>>63854144
I actually feel bad for her though
How many years does Romo have left?
>>63864739
An Eagles Fan, a Ravens fan, and a Steelers fan are all leaving the bar and come across a dead body. Poor guy must have been robbed too, all of his clothes were stolen. They call the police and wait around. A crowd starts to form so the three fans decide to cover up the body.
The Eagles fan takes off his hat and covers the man's face to protect his identity. The Ravens fan take off his hat and covers the stab wound to hide the gore. The Steelers fan takes off his hat and covers the man's genitals for public decency.
The police get there and start taking notes of the crime scene. One cop checks out the body, lifts the Eagles hat, sees the face, and writes down some notes. Then he lifts the Ravens hat, sees the wound, and writes down some notes. Then he lifts the Steelers hat, sees the crotch, lowers the hat, and doubles and triples checks before writing down his notes.
Well you know how Steelers fans get. He was getting indignant and kept asking the cop why he's fucking around with his hat so many times. The cop says "Well I was just making sure of what I saw. Usually when a I see a Steelers hat, underneath it's an asshole."
>Collins ruled out
FUCK
At least he is fine now, and practicing.
>>63864865
Next year is his last chance. The Cowboys will draft his replacement this year and groom him and if Romo gets injured again or is shit they'll have a new starter in 2017
>tfw all the WRs are ded so Gronk will be needed more as a receiver
>tfw OL is ded and facing league's best rush so Gronk will be needed more as a blocker
C-can >we have t-two Gronks for this one?
>>63864865
2 or 3 tbqfhwymf
Also
>Snowbowl
So, will this be another year without Snow Bowls?
>>63864918
Time to pick up Chandler if he's available in your league.
>>63864874
That was awful
Kill yourself
>>63864918
>Michael Williams, our blocking TE, officially ruled out
>practice squader Asante Cleveland is his replacement
Wew lad
>>63865008
Too bad everyone I tell it to in person loves it. You know what's awful. Typing jokes over a fucking image board instead of a good presentation of it.
>>63854010
the amount of homoeroticism amongst chief fans is astounding. Has anyone done any surveys as to why Chiefs exhibit faggot behavior more than any other fanbase in the NFL?
>live in Denver
>tfw
Gonna get HELLA comfy boys, you have no fucking idea. Hope the Broncos win, but if not I'm gonna do the comfiest snow shoveling and then play some vidya.
>>63865101
I dont give a fuck what your faggy friends on facebook think, it was an awful joke and you should kill yourself
>>63865153
>implying the gayest fanbase isn't the Patriots by far
Pats fans constantly slobber all over Brady's cock and talk about how handsome he is and shit fuck that
So even if the Jaguars don't make it this year, they're pretty much a lock for the playoffs next year right?
>>63865192
>implying Brady isnt a male godly adonis
>implying you wouldnt fall to your knees with you mouth open if he asked
Look at this fucking homosexual faggot
>>63865225
Yes, the Jags won't let you down.
>>63865192
He is handsome though
>>63854079
>>63865181
>this much of a faggy edgelord over a joke
>>>/asp/
>>63865225
>The Jaguars are on pace to have the youngest 1,000 yard receiving duo in NFL history
Are we done acting like the Cowboys aren't a Raiders/Bills-tier franchise at this point?
Like what have they fucking done since the 90s?
>Parents are Panther fans
>Born during first ever season
>Literally a Panther fan from birth
>Never got any shit for supporting my team until now
Cücks stay mad at success I guess
>>63854079
>>63865439
>we
The only ones who think the Cowshits are still relevant are the delusional as fuck Cowshit "fans"
