>>>UFC Fight Night 79 results:
>>Main card
[spoiler]Benson Henderson def. Jorge Masvidal via unanimous decision (47-48, 48-47, 49-46)[/spoiler]
Dong Hyun Kim def. Dominic Waters via TKO (punches) at 3:11 of R1
Alberto Mina def. Yoshihiro Akiyama via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Doo Ho Choi def. Sam Sicilia via TKO (punches) at 1:33 of R1
>>Undercard
Dongi Yang def. Jake Collier via TKO (punches) at 1:50 of R2
Mike de la Torre def. Yui Chul Nam via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Tae Hyun Bang def. Leo Kuntz via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Seo Hee Ham def. Cortney Casey via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Fredy Serrano def. Yao Zhikui via TKO (injury) at :44 of R1
Marco Beltran def. Ning Guangyou via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Dominique Steele def. Maestro Dong Hyun Kim via KO (slam) at :37 of R3
>>Legal free fights
>Mcgregor vs Poirier
https://youtu.be/gnO9-9kVcec
>Aldo vs KZ
https://youtu.be/Gr41GmFtAFA
>Masvidal vs Ferreira
https://youtu.be/dRdIK39kTXQ
>Bendo vs Thatch
https://youtu.be/0INgRxzqWoo
>Condit vs Macdonald
https://youtu.be/m40DZKndiM4
>Condit vs Dong Hyun Kim
https://youtu.be/mkDUTiMt8Rs
>Condit vs Dan Hardy
https://youtu.be/dw5iL3mihEA
>Condit vs Diaz
https://youtu.be/tbtsr3_Ih60
>Upcoming MMA events:
December 4 - Bellator 147
December 10 - UFC FN: VanZant vs Namajunas
December 11 - TUF 22 Finale
December 12 - UFC 194: Chris "The Chris" Weidman retains his belt
>>Latest TFATK episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SLMCWPPSRk
>>Latest JRE episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
1st for vanzant
First for rare Hendos
Second for Rockhold
>>63848523
first for koreanito copying the GOAT /werDOOM/
5th for Trump
>>63848547
Who is the semen demon? I don't follow UFC. But I saw this girl and was enthralled by her beauty.
aldo will win back the title
If brown people would stop spending so much time and energy being butthurt and racist at whites and instead focus on not being so shit then the world would be a much better place
>>63848584
https://www.instagram.com/paigevanzantufc/
https://twitter.com/paigevanzantufc
>>63848582
He was in the last thread.
10th for autographing a picture of your wife I guess
>2 weeks of waiting
>>63848591
Don't bring that cancer into this thread.
posting these in this thread in case the other 404s
>>63848133
>>63847793
>>63848561
These Hendos are not rare. At all.
I banish you from /heem/ until you watch every Pancrase and Bas Ruttens narrated fights on youtube so that you can at least pretend you're not a filthy casual.
>>63848636
>you will never be her human toilet
>>63848636
>>63848591
This is the cancer killing /heem/
>>63848628
Think of it like I do.
We have TUF on Wednesday. Hopefully 10 episodes of embedded (maybe they'll cover fighters from all 3 cards, would make sense because it is all on Vegas) so they will start on Friday. Its gong to be fight week before you know it.
>>63848662
Are you implying that JJ is cancer? Fuck off.
>>63848628
Gee bro, sucks that you got no UFC to watch this weekend. M-maybe I could be your UFC?
>>63848596
Oh me likey very much. Thank you. Also lel at her little brother. Looks like just woke up.
>>63848675
Fuck off Nasheem.
jose looking frail without the PEDs
>>63848674
thanks senpai, think I'll be okay when next week arrives but until then I'll be uncomfortable. Praying for some big ass interview or pre fight press conference
>>63848715
He is looking quite small actually.
Not good at all lads.
>>63848710
argentina has always been based
>>63848675
my interpretation was that he meant rogan
>>63848715
I really wish Eduardo would fight more than once per millennium
>>63848755
If that's true, I request he withholds from giving me a (you)
>>63848710
Good one my minority friend.
wheres Dutch Bro that asked for skype?
>>63848802
lel
i remember when we used to talk about mma
>>63848893
I don't
>>63848893
I'll talk MMA with you bro
“I’m more like a 170-pounder,” Weidman said Wednesday, three weeks prior to his co-headliner Dec. 12 at Las Vegas’ MGM Grand Garden Arena. “I weigh like 192, 193 (pounds) in the morning. I’ve got my weight down really low for this one.”
Who /WEIDMAN/ here?
>>63848893
Did that ever happened?
Rose vs Vanzant
God damn son thats gonna be a great fight
>>63848930
no
romero should get the titleshot next, then this weedmanmeme will finally end
>>63848947
Said no one ever.
>>63848802
looks like his head was photoshopped
its so big doenst fit on his body
>>63848971
>implying
Thats gonna be great, Both of those girls are exciting fighters
>>63848980
he's a bald midget
>>63849008
maybe for the fightpass prelims. teenage boys with 6 months of training look more competent than paige vanzant, saying it's great for a main event means you are literally everything that is wrong with the sport
>>63848930
Right here bro
>>63848971
>he doesn't want to watch two hot chicks in their underwear rolling on the ground beating each other up
gayyy
I-is Bendo leaving the UFC?
>>63849035
Hey Paige wins fights and thats what matters.
>>63849064
wait is Paige Christian?
>>63849064
what a slut
>>63848930
>Robbie looked smaller for the Rory fight
>Rory looked smaller too
>this was when the new testing came in
>Weidman looking smaller
>Aldo looks like got AIDS with his little pea head
All of them were on fucking roids
Meanwhile Conor looks the same as he did two years ago. Conor bless
>>63849065
what!?
>>63849106
he's on that undetectable potato juice, m8
>>63849085
Yeah, she goes to the same kind of megachurch bullshit that Sage does.
Americans are fucking crazy
>>63849140
>Hunter
>Likes guns
>Hot
>fun to watch
she had to ruin it all by being a christfag
ah well I guess I will be rooting for Rose
>>63849131
That was the last fight on his contract and there were rumours that he wanted to test the market. Bendo also seemed to leave the gloves in the octagon (this is usually done when a fighter retires).
>>63849249
somebody get sakakibara on the phone
it's time for Bendo vs Akebono!
>>63848980
He does have a big head, doesn't he?
>>63849162
yeah stupid christfag, she should be like the good modern day american girls and twerk on the internet and cheat on their bfs
>>63849106
Even though I don't like McGregor too much I can't disagree.
man I am sad Genki retired. The guy was one of my favorite fighters. He would have been great in the asian UFC cards
>>63849327
>implying Twerking is bad
>Implying that people that are not christian always cheat on their boyfriends
>strawmanning this hard
yeah nah your a cunt
/r/'ing a webm/gif of the dongster's finish. not the shitty one, the king of heem DHK
>>63849360
you're
>>63849327
>implying the true American and Christian way isn't to do both
who did Bendo call out at the end?
>>63848930
that's what happens when you have to come off the gear
>>63849405
>ronda
he said he was gonna kick her head to the sun and than bask in the rays of her big ego
>desu I don't know who he called out
>>63849321
>his traps disappeared
>those skinny arms
>his brain fluid is fucked from too many weight cuts and wars
Pray for Aldo as King Conor will not show him mercy.
anyone know when KSW is on and is there a comfy stream?
>>63849526
You'll see this at the end of the fight. Only Aldo will be wearing Conor's beard and Reebok clothing.
>>63848609
C U C K
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>>63849064
SEMEN DEMON
>>63848930
What a coincidence
you're in a club and this guy slaps your gfs ass
what do?
>>63849367
he was merciful, this time
>>63849652
Call the Sharia police.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/7/28/8834287/report-jose-aldo-injured-ufc-194-bout-with-conor-mcgregor-postponed
Literally kill me now
>>63849085
She is a born again christian. She talks about being bullied by upperclassmen in high school, but I get the impression something(s) pretty dramatic happened to her as a teenager (even if only mentally like a mood disorder).
>>63849682
but he's a man he can touch women if he wants. sharia police wont care its your fault for bringing her to a club
>>63849695
>implying anyone is going to fall for this
>>63849652
call him a manlet, he won't be able to do anything to me as I'm above 6ft
>>63849728
He's white, out drinking and has tattoos with mixed fabrics.
Straight to the Sharia holding cell he goes.
>>63849695
fucking cunt i nearly had a heart attack.
Literally was 2 seconds from permaheeming myself
>>63849695
>its true
>>63849760
good point bro. 6'2" God height checkin in
>>63849748
>tfw it actually happens and you think it is a ruse
A perfect family.
What happens if a fighter doesn't step up on short notice? Like this guy that got beat by DHK. I'm assuming he got a call and was offered the fight. But what if he'd said no? Is your career basically done or do you get a mismatch the next time you fight?
>>63849859
Oh lord, my tears
>>63849913
Your career won't end, but it'll look good if you step up. If you don't, then the UFC probably will not consider you again and various opportunities that come with that also fly out the window.
>>63849913
When you are a low tier fighter you never know when you'll get the call to fight again. Pretty much you say yes unless you have some name value. Dustin Poirer, for example, recently refused to fight on short notice and got the fight he wanted rescheduled and it will be seen by a bigger audience now. If some literal who did that then they might not get booked again for months if ever
>>63849913
The same thing that happens at any other job: your boss hates you.
>>63849986
Yeah and when he loses they will never book that cum stain in a big fight again. Anyone who follows the UFC closely, or hell anyone who works for a living knows this.
>>63850052
'No'
>>63850052
Chat shit get banged
i love how fucking stupid dustin is
>yeah man, my bosses called me up and they were like it's totally cool don't worry about it
i knew he was a dummy after listening to him trying to promote the mcgregor fight
>>63849360
Genki has a fucked up neck, right? From rasslin
>>63850125
Yeah, he only got the fight he wanted rebooked 2 months later on a bigger card. What an idiot...
>>63850125
It's always totally cool until they pull you into the office and tell you to pack your shit.
>>63850147
does he? I thought he just wanted to focus on his music career
When will you feel safe that the 194 maincard will hold up?
>>63850125
yeah he really annoyed me. Like there was literally no chance that northern irish fagit norman parke was gonna beat him. he would have got money and fans
>>63849652
Take him down cause I know he's a white belt on the ground.
>>63850162
Yeah, you're in way over your head here. Like Team Dustin you're only looking at this on the surface level.
>>63850209
Day of.
>>63850235
Nope, you're just dumb.
Weidman literally off the roids. Funny he passed the eye test too.
>>63850362
Hey listen, I love you, but this is your final invitation to join the team.
>>63850209
Once Jose Aldo and Conor McGregor are both standing in the octagon and the fight has started, maby
>>63850204
I heard it on some forums. Google didn't come up with any official results. But yeah, he got other shit going on. He also coaches for some university wrestling team.
Guys, Rockhold is coming into this camp leaner than ever also(he is walking around under 200). You all just jump to PEDs which doesn't really make sense. These fighters in question aren't holding unnatural amounts of muscle on their frame. They would more likely be taking stuff for recovery and endurance. They could all easily maintain their previous muscle mass if they so chose to naturally, so being off peds doesn't add up. I think the IV ban is making fighters walk around closer to their weigh in weight because drastic weight cuts will kill the, before five rounders now.
>>63850097
lol
>>63850362
So did Chael and Anderson. GSP never passed the eye test. But even he admitted he lifted weights to look good. But he was probably on roids too ;___;
>>63850444
He also runs a baseball league.
Like holy shit Genki is "Most interesting man in the world" tier
Makwan Amhirkani vs Mike Wilkinson confirmed for ufc London
>>63850209
once it's all over and I'm watching Focus UFC 194 a month later.
>>63850514
based Wilko
a fucken warriah
>>63850505
what's the eye test? keep seeing that everywhere
>>63850507
He is. Man I really wish the UFC would start showing his old fights and his entrances.
>>63850214
He's a brown belt m8
>>63850652
Head USADA testing said they will target fighters more often that "don't pass the eye test" i.e. If they look like they are juicing
>>63850683
oh right, i'm retarded. I figured it had something to do with that roids fuck your eyes up. like your pupils get swole
>>63850683
>>63850652
think Romero
why is akiyama still fighting
>>63849817
6'5" 250lbs
>>63850668
I think he speaks english because he went to school in LA and thats when he got into BJJ.
Genki on JRE when?
Genki Sudo has
>modeled
>acted in TV and movies
>kickboxed despite being a grappler
>written books
>been involved in politics
>been a member of a popular music group in Japan
>fought MMA
>competed at ADCC
>danced and choreographed
>dropped some of the dankest memes to have ever been dropped in the cage and ring
Damn.
>>63850715
they really don't think like you think
>>63850736
202cm 143kg 9%bf here
i could heem every
>>63850736
noice, you'd by lanky awkward fagit tier if you were'nt 250lbs. that fat or muscle?
>>63850756
the only thing respectable on that list is the fighting
>>63850800
how big's your dick bro? no homo
KARATE
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>>63850853
Sage?
>>63850837
>tfw only 7 inches when rock solid, not even thick either
>>63850756
based Genki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDOPNLzEFH0
found this menace on facebook
Does anyone have a webm of Doo Ho Choi KO'ing Sam Sicilia?
>>63850800
Nederlanded genes ftw.
>>63850810
Mixture of both i came down from 290lbs and started lifting since may. Wont deny i got some fat but i got muscle aswell. Looking to maybe get into bjj. Blackbelt in tkd and judo. Wish i had boxing or kickboxing instead of tkd though.
>>63850837
38cm
>>63850881
7 inches is good. stop watching porn,
we're all gonna make it
>>63850683
Pic related. Lavar failed the eye test at the weigh in. He ultimately failed the drug test too. But his opponent, Big Brown Brendan Schaub passed the eye test and drug test with flying colors. Brendan was and is natty. And will always been. Brendan says that if you need that shit (because that is what PED'S are) you are weak in the mind and have insecurity and loads of other issues. He's right. Fighting is for Pride and honor. Things that define warrior spirit like Brendan does. PED's aren't a part of that.
>>63850917
it's obviously better than 5 or 6 inches, but when you're 7 and thin there's nothing good about it
>watch ufc pulse
>juliana pena actually looks atqtractive
>>63850837
Im the 6'5" dutchie. 23cm here. Feels bad i got a twin brother whos got an inch bigger dick;_;
>>63850745
Yep. He does. He actually went to the same college I went to in the states. But I wan't into MMA back then.
That youtube vid of him owning that grappling tournament was from that time in LA. It was crazy because back then BJJ guys weren't doing any wrestling and wrestlers didn't go to BJJ. You can see him just running through them like a wet tissue paper.
>>63850930
>you know remember Schaub fought against Lavar, Crocop and Gonzaga wihout getting heemed.
How did he do it?
>>63850930
I agree with Brendan about being weak and insecure, but that applies to every drug including alcohol.
>>63850942
She's like a more masculine Jane Marie. I'd eat her shit though.
Do you think she'll get a title shot?
>mfw netherlands best fighters were all either immigrants or manlets
>>63850975
Then losss to rothwell goddamn it schaub. Hes got them dsl's tho.
Wtf i had to solve 5 catcus captchas back to back
>>63850949
are the only short people in netherlands the Moroccans? 6' average height is crazy
>>63851019
he reminds me of ted bundy
>>63851024
Its crazy. I am tall as shit but never in my life when im walking down a busy street am i the tallest. And marocans are small twinks besides badr hari
>>63851019
They should've kept the new cast.
I'm 5'5". Is there anyone shorter than me here? I would like to be king manlet
>>63850888
Follow these hyperlinks for a good time
>>63845701
>>63845727
>>63845757
>>63850975
He and his chin were a lot stronger back then.
>>63851024
Northern Europeans used to be a lot larger on average. Then they mixed with Southern Europeans.
>>63851075
are they not rapey like the pakis?
Average height over here is like 5'8'' or 5'9''/
Being 6'2" is god tier
>>63851106
5'10" for king manlet my boy.
You should try take estrogen and shave your body, you'd make a fortune
on the internet doing cams. Unless you're ugly.
>>63851121
Depends which southern Europeans because southeastern euros (serbs croats slovenes) are very tall as well.
>>63851121
Ancient Roman historians wrote about fighting nude Barbarian women who were 6 feet tall, and men who were 6'6. Maybe they were just pranking.
>>63851024
I went to Amsterdam once and the women are literally taller than 80% of guys here. It was unreal.
>>63851019
Schilt
Decker
Aerts
Hoost and bonjasky where slave colony ppl.
Overeem
Hari.
Manhoef and spong.
Say what you want but dutch ppl know their shit. Suprised dutch people are so irrelevant in mma. Sure rutten was nice but besides overeem and manhoef. Struve is boring as fuck.
>>63849652
be ashamed at myself for getting involved with some flat assed bird
>>63851106
What's it like being 5'5? Do you even remotely try with women or just accept that you're literally nothing to them?
Anyone else hate Team Manlet Chads? I watched a few episodes of their podcast and they're all the douchiest bunch of douches I've ever seen.
>>63851203
Yeah compares to other countries they are. My gf is 5'10. To me its not that tall cause intower over her. Smallest girl ive dated was 5'1
>>63851258
Tell that to the man banging Megan Olivi.
>>63851266
Typical Californians
>>63850956
I am super jelly actually. Like Genki is legit one of my favorite fighters of all time. Its a shame I cant find many of the cards he was on though.
also holy shit fuuuuuck captcha
[spoiler]where you the guy that asked for my skype? [/spoiler]
>>63851258
I don't have any problems with my height. It's not something I even consider in my day to day life. I like the manlet meme though.
>>63851292
Megan is a midget. Joey also has way above average confidence. I'm wondering what it's like for the average 5'5 guy.
>>63851266
Chad is so bad at shit talking. That press thing when conor is shitting on cowboy rda and chad etc. Chads comebacks are literally well yeah.. you're stupid!tier
>>63851362
>also has way above average confidence.
Yes,this is the key. If you have confidence and aren't insecure you can and will get girls. Even if you're 5'4" like Benavidez.
>>63851362
I wear boots that look like sneakers just so I'm 6 feet tall in public.
>>63851370
Who are the top 5 shit-talkers in the current UFC roster? Power gaps allowed.
Who's hyped for Americas brave Conor McGregor to kill another hue?
>>63851292
>>63851362
See, if i was as manlet as him, i'd feel its my duty
to kill the horrible manlet gene and go for some ugly dutch 6'5" retarded enough to let me impregnate with my shitty genes,
just so my kids dont have to suffer through life as a manlet.
>>63851020
When Ben Rothwell activates Plow Mode in his fights there's no stopping him.
>>63851214
>literally two of them are tall dutchies
>rest are either immigrants or manlets
also dont forget Nieky Holzken
who here sees similarities between jose vs conor and cerrone vs pettis??
cerrone and jose both stand tall with their heads on a tee and pettis and mcgregor are both loose strikers and wide stance southpaws .
>>63851422
I bet you upvoted that when you saw it on reddit.
>>63851024
nah literally everyone is tall here, on average they are obviously shorter but they are taller here than in their country of origin
>>63851425
>improve gene
I sometimes don't know if people actually buy into these memes that height is relevant to life
>>63851478
lad, they cant even explain why they value height
>>63851425
Ey irishbro ima solid 7/10.
>>63851323
Nah. Wasn't me.
>>63851457
I got it from bloody elbow, but why does anyone care about the source? either comment on the content or don't instead of trying to maintain some sense of superiority based on what website you spend your time on.
>>63851478
Of course height is relevant. Being 6'2 vs. 5'5 is like the difference between being ugly vs. attractive.
>>63851521
>picking up that "story"
>the city of mookie alexander
>>63851520
oh shit I got you confused with the dutch flag. My mistake bro
>>63851447
Not been much into kickboxing since k1 died. Also hadnt been following ufc for a long time up till march this year. Usdd to watch it alot around tuf with schaub till 2011 then lost track(regret it). Atleast 3 are dutch though. And its mostly the way its taught here thats effective. Wish i did kickboxing instead of tkd.
>>63851497
i like being tall because the pain of my fucked up knees distract me from my shit life, checkmate
>>63851450
Jose has good head movement unlike Cerrone. The only similarity between those two is that they both keep their hands very close and tight.
any stream for KSW?
Could Masvidal have won with a full training camp?
>>63851589
I have been watching Glory lately. Kickboxing is so much fun bro
>>63851478
>>63851497
I dunno. Glad im not a small bitchlett though. No one really tries to fuck with you and chicks like tall dudes. In a fight it definetly helps being big. Ive fought smaller dudes before and its like ragdolling them. But i had atleast 6 inches and 70lbs on em. Big people dont get very old though and later get bsck problems right? Getting shoes is shitty aswell. Got shoedize 15 ? 50 in euro. Think thats 15 or 16 in us. Definetly had its pros and cons but im glad i turned out to be a big guy with a sexy don lafontaine voice.
>>63851478
>height is irrelevant
Really? So if you had the same exact personality you wouldn't want to be 6'2 instead of 5'6 when you walk into a job interview?
>>63851637
jose actually has bad head movement he gets outboxed quite often
>>63851422
>hyped for a fight that should have happened half a year ago but LE EBIN PULL OUT DUE OT INJURY maymay
Keep being a fucking drone, turd.
>>63851733
>doen alsof je lang bent
Does anyone watch fights with friends and commentate over them? I got a friend I watch old PRIDE fights with. Hes very knowledgeable about martial arts in general but I know more then him about MMA. Its really cool.
>>63851679
My wife thanked me for taking her son to the UFC fight and buying him a pair of gloves and Reebok walkout shirt (Chieck jersey)
>>63851717
Yeah i should start watching it again. Unemployed life got time in spades. Playin 2 much dota. Nerdlife bby
>>63851717
>Hey anon, hats a nice jumper
>T-thanks, my mum bought it for me
>>63851817
what do you mean "her" son?
>>63851846
wrong post, meant for this one
>>63851679
>>63851679
>>63851679
>>63851835
Combat Neet life
you should download some glory
I wish I had someone to rewatch it with but most people I know dont care about fightan
>>63851805
>manlett dutch guy
Dont hate on me for being tall:) 197cm
>>63851717
I like the workrate, the way the ring forces engagements, and the fact that pretty much every card has at least one toe-to-toe banger
>>63851739
I don't think I would care. I don't currently feel like my height has held me back from any oppurtunity (outside of athletics).
>>63851587
LEL
On the topic of mistaken flags, I got a question for Polishfags. Is Pudzianowsky really that popular? I keep reading that the main reason why MMA is big in Poland is because he crossed over from strong man stuff. The Lesnar effect basically.
>>63851987
which fighters does your wife like
>>63851763
No he doesn't. The only fight where he got "outboxed" was the Mendes fight, and it was still close as hell.
And in the webm you posted that was just perfect by Chad. He slipped the jab and faked the doubleleg (which he knew Aldo was worried about) and then threw an uppercut.
Name another recent fight where Aldo got outboxed. Lamas? No. Edgar? Clearly not. KZ? Nope.
>>63852022
Remember when he fought Big Timmy and he turned completely purple before the first round was over? Fun times.
>>63851959
Need to get 2nd pc. Gf is popular stream cunt who hogs pc all the time. Dont feel like dling all that shit on phone
>>63851984
I lose my shit when I see a good Bas Rutten style livershot in MMA. It happens ALL the time in Glory.
I prefer the lighter guys too faster and more technical.
Also Raymond Fucking Daniels.
>pretty much every card has at least one toe-to-toe banger
Its weird I was watching a fight and everyone was saying how boring it was even the commentators. But damn son they just went back and forth throwing combos at each other.
>>63852126
>Gf is popular stream cunt
prove it
But seriously when you get the chance torrent it.
>>63852176
Haha not willing to expose the cunt. Not like super famous but like 1k viewers and losers donating n shit. She started out not that long ago. In talks with steelseries as sponsor.
I will look into it ausbro.
>>63852117
He's losing quite a bit of muscle mass. I beleive in his last fight, he actually made it to the 2nd round.
>>63852128
>>63851959
>>63851835
>>63851717
I'm baffled as to why pro kickboxing/muay thai isn't more popular than it is. It's a much easier sell than MMA. Almost always constant action. Especially when it's full muay thai rules. Those are the shit.
>>63852335
>It's a much easier sell than MMA.
Obviously that's untrue.
>>63852335
Used to be more popular then now. Think mma is taking alot of viewers from it. Think mma wil be alot more popular in several years when fighters actually get paid unlike right now unless ur a huge draw
>>63852335
people got ruined in america because of the fucking PKA shit
>>63852321
hang on to that cash cow son
wh-what do people do with their gfs
outside of carnal intimacy i mean
>>63852000
that's what you tell yourself. How can you know that which you never had? if
you lived one day in a 6'2" bros shoes youd permaheem yourself the next day when back to manlet
>>63852335
i don't enjoy watching fights nearly as much if the fighters can't also wrestle and grapple
>>63852513
seriously dont be a pussy link twitch
>>63852474
I wouldnt want to trade with a 5'5"er unless i turned gay and wanted to be a twink camwhore. But its ameribros opinion. We have ours.
I fell asleep. How was the card?
>>63852641
it sure was
>>63852576
Cant man. Especially not with the way i talk about her lol. Possible negative backlash will cost me an unsucked dick for a year or so. With this twitch shit she has to be all pc and think about image.
>>63852598
well his opinion is wrong
>>63852405
no one in america remembers PKA you rogan drone
>>63852576
its a ruse you dummy
>>63852641
Fun card, and a killer crowd. Regularly completing blowing out the top end on the crowd mics, like we're talking Hughes vs Trigg 2 levels here.
>>63851258
>mfw I know a guy from Washington that is 5'2"
>most of the time I was around him he'd talk about having a big penis
Throwing myself under the bus since i asked last time since i usually just lurk but whats the origin of /heem/ as a name for mma. Clearly its the nick for mma threads on sp and refers to someone getting btfo? Im guessin Overeem getting knocked out by bigfoot created it or smtn
>>63852576
He doesn't have a gf.
>>63852474
Why would you ask a question if you didn't care what my answer was going to be?
>>63852734
>>63852840
welp I got had I guess.
>>63852724
I agree haha
>>63852791
It would probably look absurd on a manlett. Im a good 8.5 inches but in 6'5". Compared to my thighs and hands it doesnt look as spectacular as on a dwarve with a 3rd leg.
>>63852791
insecure people will do that
>>63851478
>these memes that height is relevant to life
HHAHAHAHAH TURBOMANLET DETECTED
>h-height is irrelevant g-g-guys
>i don't c-c-care that i'm literally a m-midget
HAHAHAHAHHA
>>63851893
>le natty paragon of cleaness face
>>63852112
KZ and mark hominick both had a lot of success vs him with their hands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgz8U4lzq10
>>63852915
Not a ruse. Appearently people dont get why i cant just link her shit like that especially with offcolour remarks about her.
>>63852839
Handsome
Europeans
Exchanging
Memes
It was the name of an old England based forum that we used to use to exchange rare Schaubs. It got shut down because somebody posted a picture of Schaub with a gun so now we post here.
>>63852993
send it to me privately then
>>63852641
Fun card, Benson pretty much called out GSP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=38VQuoopuvw
>>63852915
Also wasnt ment to stirr shit up. Ment to say im apoor fag with 1 pc and that cunt streams 10 hours a day. Which fyi is pretty fucking boring for a relationship.
>>63851893
With that flag, you should know all about that
>>63853066
>Benson pretty much called out GSP
For what fucking purpose?
>>63853052
Stop being such a desperate fag