>>63830894 previous thread
Main Card (UFC Fight Pass) 8 a.m. ET/1 p.m. UK
>Benson Henderson vs. Jorge Masvidal (170 lbs)
>Dong Hyun Kim vs. Dominic Waters (170 lbs)
>Yoshihiro Akiyama vs. Alberto Mina (170 lbs)
>Doo Ho Choi vs. Sam Sicilia (145 lbs)
Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass) 5 a.m. ET/10 a.m. UK
>Dongi Yang vs. Jake Collier (185 lbs)
>Yui Chul Nam vs. Mike de la Torre (145 lbs)
>Tae Hyun Bang vs. Leo Kuntz (155 lbs)
>Seo Hee Ham vs. Cortney Casey (115 lbs)
>Yao Zhikui vs. Fredy Serrano (125 lbs)
>Ning Guangyou vs. Marco Beltrán (135 lbs)
>Dominique Steele vs. Maestro Dong Hyun Kim (170 lbs)
Schaub?
>>63842699
>puerto rico
delete this
fairychar :3
>>63842699
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
>>63842729
>>63842748
Not this thread war bullshit again
>>63842771
>tfw forced to abandon ship in favor of a superior thread even though that is my gf
Sorry Puerto Rico, sorry Charlotte.
>>63842808
hey if she lives after the first 3 prelims we can bounce over. PR made a passable thread,
>>63842808
Why would you post your gf on this website? Seek help
>>63842837
To lower the self esteem of the weebs with no gff
>>63842735
was literally going to make this EXACT post
do you want to be friends?
looks like i heemed that other thread with my superior puerto rican boxing
>>63842909
they are bored, things are dead, or fucks ups are noticeable. we would have used both thread eventually
masvidal will kek toothpicckstickman easy
>>63842932
It's kinda weird i've always cheered against henderson but after the thatch fight i can't
Where is the /le edgy picks/ man?
>>63842846
>weebs
Looks like a fucking Mexican to me.
>>63842961
She's filipino.
>>63842996
So Mexican
>>63842961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cgPcquNKO0
she makes videos that give you tingles
[ˈjɔanna jɛ̃dʐɛjt͡ʂɨk]
>>63843022
No fucking way is that actually her or is it the i can't tell chinks apart thing
>>63843022
>not posting the /heem/ related one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVpelUzraXE
>>63842942
he's a better top 10 guy then a champ
>>63842864
only if we give eachother scalp massages and so forth
>>63843040
oh this one could be heem related too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywSFDbBva1U
>>63843040
>>63843022
You guys have no clue how much this helps. I served in the military, Forward Observer, Marine Corps Radio Carrier. I have trouble getting to sleep and these always help me. I've never actually gotten tingles other than with link related. Trust guys it always does the job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc
>>63843070
earthlyasmr is in my bookmarks haha
one of my fav lesser knowns. her tea time video is my favorite,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usjPQqFLG9k
>tfw drrank as fuggh
>tfw heem in two hours
Fuck it, weredoing it live
>>63843075
Are you for real that seems like a parody to me?
>>63843075
How many other Ameriburgers are staying up for this card? The Europeans stay up late to watch cards all the time, show how much of a fight fan you are
>>63843145
literally breaking my sleep schedule for this S card
i'm disappointed in myself desu
>>63843145
What bong is where you at?
5:21 am here didn't even sleep.
>>63843155
2:23 AM
>>63843155
>5:21
That doesnt make any sense my white friend. Its only 3:25 on the east coast
>>63843165
Ironic shitposting?
Here have a BTFO by /werDOOM/
who else is hyped for the fixed fight?
so the english finally get a card they can watch at a reasonable time and they ain't here ungratefull fucks
>>63843191
speak for yourself m80
we still have 1.30 hours to go, i presume most are asleep still
>>6384318
You just have to make me look bad don't cha?
>>63843191
>>63843200
Where is the the brit that could /heem/ everyone?
>>63843090
she's great, loved her stuff since her first video.
why are all the goat asmrtists asian or part asian?
I don't know if I can do it lads. I really want to see this card but its so late. I don't know if I can do an all nighter. What the fuck do I do
>>63843145
I just want to watch every Asian fighter except bendo (does he count) lose
>>63843211
You work tomorrow? If you don't you are a pussy
>>63843209
Same reason why all the GOAT LW's are Asian or part Asian. I could tell you but it's something you need to figure out on your own.
>>63843145
here bro,
it needs to hurry up n start
got me sum dank weed to 420blazeit when the fights start, they better b good
who /fappedtoherkissesvideo/ here
>>63843220
I don't but I need sleepy times for my muscle gains. Fuck it nigger I'm up there better be some heems and you better be a real fight senpai
>>63843200
what time is it over there? 4:35 am here
>>63843155
12:36 am
I'm lucky, fights start at 2 for me
>>63843242
There is no realest fight fan than me in the southern hemisphere tbqh
>>63843250
so you catch most fights at the afternoon?
>>63843248
8.40 am
>>63843209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOqR5vJtHTo
>>63843253
When exactly did UFC become a sport? (I use sport lightly) When Vitor came in?
>>63843269
When they added weight divisions
>>63843269
>UFC
>Not MMA
Not even close.
After 2003.
>>63843253
Is that Tank 'I just left the bar now give me a fight' Abbot?
>tfw getting to see a ufc event in the middle of the day
don't care that it is a shitty fight night in korea this is great
>>63843155
9:41 am
Woke up at 7 am and it snowed outside, so I made myself some hot chocolate and got comfy up till now
Dont know what you dirty foreigners are whining about.
I got my dick out strokin already
i miss her
might as well get my picks in
>Bendo via his God being an awesome God
>Dong hyun kim via big yellow dong
>akiyama via decision
>sam sicilia via heem
>tfw you're already drunk
fuck, i'm not gonna make it guys
>>63843288
Who you calling a foreigner buddy?
Anybody got link?
>>63843306
not for 2 hours
>>63843306
>not having Fight Pass
For fuck's sake it's $7 per month.
>>63843258
Yeah, it's comfy as fuck. Early prelims start around 3, prelims at 5, main card at 7. Means you can stay in and watch an event then go out to drink or do whatever once it's done because it's not some unholy hour of the night
>>63843303
Deal with it rich port
we haven't heard from ronda in so long. she's phasing herself out.
>>63843294
she looks fat even tho she is not
how does that happen
>>63843327
muhammad pls
>>63843327
>>63843327
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2013/may/26/being-black-in-norway-afua-hirsch
Go away Jamal
>>63843368
>implying he won't be the next champ
>>63843354
how many million men of fighting age are you letting in the next few years?
millions, the rapes will get too damn high
>tfw card starts in one hour
>tfw it's cold and sunny outside
Comfy
>>63843407
>implying he isn't the second coming of Jesus
>>63843392
>Eddie what if there was this movie about this big Argentinian guy who goes around fucking all the white women (Ha, make him look like Chieck) nah hire Chieck to play him and he fucks all the white women. It would be the greatest movie ever dude.
>*Ronda stares at them confused*
>>63843408
Compared to how many of your women go to Somalia and Gambia to get Aids, it's pretty insignificant
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ed_1396333655
>70% of ethnic Norwegian women buy sex on holiday in Africa Gambia's beaches and
nightclubs are clean meat markets, where poor boys exchange sex for clothes,
food and money that helps paying the rent.
But to answer your question, this won't continue for long. Literally everyone hates us in the EU and the money we used to have to keep all the countries at bay that were on gibsmedat is pretty much gone as well. She will backpedal, and she'll do it hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QnhYtlSu40
damn the korean translator is much hotter then the Japanese one
>>63843424
This happened? How did i missed that?
Too bad they forgot about the argentinean whiteness.
Pic related, my president.
Don't get jelly guys.
>>63843408
I read a wonderful article on the paper this morning about the 10 reported rapes committed by refugees. Good thing the head of some integration committee explained that they dindu nuffin, white man jus needs to gibs money and be friendly to prevent radicalization or I would have gotten upset.
Links?
>>63843483
http://www.ufc.tv/video/henderson-vs-masvidal-fight-pass-prelims
>>63843467
he's referring to this
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1448037821320.webm
>tfw dreamed of Edmond
>>63843508
WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Saved tbqh
>>63843517
you guys are always having fight related dreams
>>63843479
obviously some vile white dude somewhere triggered them to rape
what are you thankful for /heem/?
/video.php?v=10153658017316276
fucking "spam" filter
i'm thankful for nick diaz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZa1jFSZV-s
sage is the most alpha male savage fucking human being I've ever seen. He might be the most athletic person on earth.
>>63843541
He has a lot of holes in the boxing department.
He is gonna get heemed in one of the next 3 fights, cap this.
>>63843549
no chance brother. he will fist pfister then fight someone in the top 15, destroy them, then fight for the belt and take it with ease.
waky waky hands off snaky.
>>63843563
>implying he would beat roiDos Anjos
>>63842699
i thought cro cop was going to be in this card? what happened? excited for doo choi
>>63843563
mcgrogs will get beat and after that sage will get beat
the ufc gets what it deserves for pushing shit on real fight fans, ronda being just one exxample
>>63843407
>>63843422
Are we witnessing real life Johnny Cage?
>>63843580
We posting memes?
>>63843584
He retired after getting injured and admited to taking PEDs letf him with a 2 year suspesion
>>63843607
we already have johnny case.
sage is more of a white lui kang
hey heem whatcha thingken bout
>>63843503
Doesn't work...got another?
>>63843655
>thinkgen bout (you) imouto
>>63843655
how long 27 minutes is
will i find a good stream
wondering if I should make jello
and wondering if creed is as good as they say it is, because jurassic world was hot tripe a a sequel/spiritual remake
>>63843668
Post stream when you find buddy
im still a bit sleepy lads
who /ready/ here
>>63843686
ffs lad still 20 minutes to go
>>63843668
>long
>u wont
>you shouldn't
>dunno about that last shit desu senpai
trudeau is a real fight fan
>>63843655
My dog. He has a cancerous tumor in his back and I have to take him to chemo for another 3 weeks and it's eating me up. He has noticeably less energy and whines occasionally in pain. I give him his pain Meds and pet him whenever I get up, but seeing him like this is unbearable
How do I get rid of these feels, Bros?
>>63843719
oh noes, i love dogs. How old is yours, you considering putting him down?
>>63843719
>allowing dogbro's to suffer
fuckin put him down and get a new one
>>63843719
It's a fucking dog, you faggot.
>>63843737
>sensible ozpost
something has happened to the force
>>63843655
how the fuck i'm gonna stay up for this. sleep for a couple hours, then wake up to watch klit vs tyson
>>63843760
you you know how yurop fight fans feel
>>63843760
because your a man, yankerdoodle
sleep is for the weak and the easily dominated
>yfw Jon Jones literally kills DC in their next fight
>>63843760
be like the late great erdos
take amphetamines
>>63842699
>heembrogf
this is that asmr grill
>tfw no chubby korean gf to feed
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gAjmh-bqUc
Seriously though, all of her videos is just her speaking gook and eating shitloads of junk food.
please tell me there are other Americans here
>>63843796
y-yes hello my comrade it is me, michigan
>>63843796
i am bro my people have fought in every war except vietnam we would have won that if we foguht
someone post a stream tbqphwy families
>>63843816
http://www.ufc.tv/video/henderson-vs-masvidal-fight-pass-prelims
>>63843820
thanks a lot britbro
are u even a real fight fan?
>>63843796
yes bro
>tfw brazilian stream
>>63843075
Tingled my sides into orbit
Sorry guys, I'm going to have to call it quits. I'll watch it tomorrow.
>tfw need to go to training when the main event starts
where is a stream for christ's sake?
i'm fucking missing it
Is euroheem elite?
http://taima.tv/r/mma
only like 12 people in here
who /comfy/ here?
>>63843868
me! me comfy.
>>63843851
goodbye mexibro dodge the cartel today too
>>63843796
of course
Gooden x Florian, have we had this combo before?
>>63843861
cricfree is working clean
>>63843884
No, might be cool though
The UFC now has two (2) Dong Hyun Kims
who are you in taima chat lads?
>>63843891
gooden is so smooth
also that long as fightname
I hope none of you faggots actually post on the chats
>not calling him lil dong
>>63843733
He's 9. The type of cancer he has apparently responds well to chemo + meds according to the vets. I'm just hoping I'm doing the right thing and can end up extending his life by a fair amount
Is there a heemspeak?
>>63843891
I want Hardy though.
how many hometown kekings are we gonna see today? Overall 7 Korean fighters (not counting Bendo or Sexyama)
>kenflo and "jeff"
wtf is this
steel will win, koreans will be sad their boys got kukked and will stop being casuals and only true fight fans(kuks) will remain
well done dana
>>63843899
zondinger
>>63843907
oh hopefully your doge will be good then :) what breed is it?
>>63843913
The Man with the Shirt
>never really got a chance to express himsefl
>>63843924
demolished
oh shit, just in time for non stop action!
>>63843924
>that octagon experience
makes me happy when they go to a new market and there's real fight fans
HERE
WE
GO
Wait, what the fuck
Shouldn't this fight be on the main card?
>>63843924
Looks like the other Dong Hyun Kim at cageside. Conspiracy!
>>63843951
nah why?
Nice audience
>>63843951
why? thats the other DHK
>>63843951
What, do all Koreans named Dong Hyun Kim look the same to you!?
>>63843973
>>63843969
>>63843964
>>63843951
>>63843969
>>63843969
Hahahah yeah I literally had no idea there were two DHKs
And yes, I thought they were the same guy
Great fight for an early prelim tho
Great crowd too
good scrap that
>>63844000
really is
Based unbiased fans
Nice first round, crowd really bringing the noise too. Feels like a great card in the making.
>>63843920
Golden retriever. Unconditionally loves any human, but doesn't really get along the best with some other dogs. Thanks for the interest, the whole situation has me knee deep in feels. Going to stop talking about it though because it's off topic as fuck
>>63843999
you are racist. trips confirm.
>UFC 194 promos
MY BODY IS READY
>>63844000
Dom Steele living up to his name
>>63844017
Sorry Park
>>63844019
That card is going to be amazing. One of the few cards I'll actually purchase this year. The whole main card is stacked.
>>63843745
kill yourself my man
>>63843899
how do u post on the taima chat?
do u have to make an account?
who /just had breakfast/ here
>the judoka
literally zero judo
>>63843910
Not opposed desu, if someone posts a link I'll join
>>63844019
Who fills in for Aldo if he gets injured?
I like the korean fans desu, then again everything seems great when it's not in vegas
>>63844010
sounds like your average swede, don't mean to shit on your dog though hope everything works out for the best
>>63844048
Frankie
>>63844017
>2015
>not being racist
you can't be white
>>63844038
not sure, i have one though
>>63844059
Then who's Chad fight? Faber?
Did the video die for anyone else?
>>63844048
Frank Yedgar
>>63844065
yes, it's all black
>>63844065
Me, still got audio
>>63844040
after this fight 2bh
>>63844063
Idk...Doubt that they will
>>63844069
>Dominique Steel is allll over him here
>>63844040
Waiting to go get some fresh tortillas to make some tacos
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE RAMPAGE NOW!
SLAMMED THE FUCKED OUT
>>63844075
kek
SLAMMED SLEEPY
HEEEEEEEEEEM'D
http://vipbox.biz/boxing/watch-1mhmc-ufc-fight-night-79-prelims#
REKT
Heeeeeem slammy
Didn't even see it, someone post webm
jesus christ
What a start to this card. Thank you based Steele
RIP the other dong hyun kim
Night ruined fuck taima
What better way to start your day than with some brutal heems and dank memes?
korea confirmed for being kucked all night
I will enjoy this card
>>63844107
>Night
Don't forget to submit your vote. It's like making a prediction, it doesn't hurt to do it twice or 5 times.
http://strawpoll.me/6117376/
http://strawpoll.me/6117376/
http://strawpoll.me/6117376/
RIP in peace the other Kim
>>63844092
Tybgb
>>63844125
no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest! no contest!
>>63844107
all the cricfree streams were broken(what taima used), mine still had audio, and i could watch the highlight of the ko after
>>63844125
Doing gods work
>>63844125
Thank you based straya
>this is what UFC looks like
>bang vs kuntz
>bang cunts
wtf, literally meme-tier
>>63844128
Seems like that slam was a good cover for a headbutt, which is what knocked that Korean out cold
>>63844125
Thank you for your service
SWAGGER
Don't worry lads, I'm here.
I'm muted on the taima, the fuck lads?
>>63844125
cheeky slo mo
>>63844142
welcome to the wonderful life
we also had a pepe versus feli fight irl
>>63844125
Finally a card I can watch and shitpost on /heem/ that doesn't fuck up my sleep circle.
>>63844125
Tybstraya
>>63844147
A-Adam?
>>63844150
Defintely a headbutt KO
>>63844156
>sleep circle
>ultimate fighter china
Should be a decent scrap. Anyone else watch China tuf?
>>63844168
Dominick Cruzesque in his vocabulary use, Joe!
how the fuck do you euro cunts do this every card? i'm already falling asleep and it's only 2:30am
ning ning can be fun
he has power
>>63844177
By being a true fight fan and maby some caffeine, the prelims are the hardest imo, once you get the adrenaline boost from the bets/picks it gets easier
>>63844177
We
>We
are elite. You should have known by now...
>>63844177
Don't be such a babby, some of us are night owls.
Who is this Chink fighting the Mexinigger?
>>63844186
could he heem every here?
