Australia is kill edition
NZ 202
Aus 4/69
cheeky bump
Australia is NOT kill
POO POO
PEE PEE
POOPEELIA WILL ONLY MAKE
ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE
odds on a pigeon getting swatted lads?
>he fell for the Bancroft meme
wew
WEW
WEW
E
W
t. Australia's next number 3
I'm sick of australia getting marginal calls going their way just because all the kiwis won't shut the fuck up
10th for poo
>commentator "cricket is sort of skill based"
Partnership still going strong as I expected....
are 3 day test matches really that much better than no result on a batting favoured pitch.
Ian Healy
Ian Chappell
Ian Smith
Let's be honest lads, that was a big fucking dot and snicko had nothing
>>63841741
Same, another 60+ runs and Australia will reach the total I expected.
>>63841741
kek, in Khmer please
Partnership still going strong as I expected....
>>63841747
I hate seeing easy centuries
>>63841737
If this man can play cricket anybody can play cricket.
PARTY HARD
Just letting you all know that we've got a new thread coming up
>IMPLYON
>IMPLYON
based gaz
LYONGOAT
W A L L O P
Y
O
N
Lyon confirmed GOAT.
kek smith literally seething
Gary "I'm Flyin'" Lyon
Is Trent Boult related to Trent Bridge?
>Leave the Poo Peelanders to me
>Hypocritical Fairweather Australian cricket fans can, will and currently are defending this
BUT BROAD DIDN'T WALK.
LYON ON A RAMPAGE
>>63841755
Could they be, dare I say it, related?
>le sweep every ball man
lyon going full hyden on poopeeland
RED SQUARE SATURDAYS LADS
>>63841766
Dubs of truth
>>63841768
>he would be one of the best US players
Also PP getting walloped
KANE?
GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT GAZGOAT
Will the Umpball cost NZ the match?
southee and boult should be bowling RIGHT now
200 for Lyon incoming
Just came here to say
kek
KEK
K E K
>Ian Smith butthurt as all FUCK
>muh 50/50 calls :(
>getting btfo by a number 11
Glorious
Lyon to get viciously abused by one of the annoyed Kiwi players when he gets out.
I don't care how nice you are, that's got to be infuriating.
>tfw you will never be Lyon's wife or child
Why even live bros?
When is the next ind vs sa game?
>>63841825
DIZZY
I
Z
Z
Y
>tfw still got starc to come in and wallop a few 6s
how much will our lead be after the innings lads?
>>63841825
PRAY FOR DIZZY
>>63841835
careful, you might get doxxed mate
inb4 Starc limps out to bat just when NZ think they're done.
>>63841835
A quick cricinfo search will tell you m9.
>>63841787
>visible deflection
no
>mark on bat and ball
but nothing to link them
It was probably out, but the umpire was constrained by the rules. You can't overturn a decision without conclusive evidence to the contrary
>starc padded up
>>63841794
They are both related to Trent from Punchy
Will Lyon score a century?
looked like starc had the pads on
>hes got a good head for griget
Man of the match goes to Third Umpire.
Looks to me like this partnership is set and will last the rest of the day's play
>mfw we win and all we hear is tears about lyons not out decision
cant wait desu
>he's busy
These in play odds keep fucking changing, kek
Looks like Starc has his pads on
Is Jynx Maze related to Jenna Haze?
>>63841883
SCG 2008 all over again
holy fuck call of duty games are still so expensive in the steam sale
>two best australian batters so far has been the lower order
IM AT THE GROUND. PADS ON LADS
>>63841861
Explain the mark you meme
Once there is contact no matter how slight by the rules of the game it is out
>>63841708
(You)
>>63841902
literally better than williamson and mcullum lel
santa has been a bit expensive to be honest
>>63841861
You would be asking for his head if that was Australia you fairweather bogan fuck. That's what fucking shits me about the Australians, fuck sake.
>>63841917
His figures were alright until that Lyon over
MUMS GOT AUNT FLOW VISITING PADS ARE COMING ON LADS
Josh Reynolds is in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>63841882
>day
You implying one will get out this evening?
If so you're probably right. Just like I predicted this duo is going to put on an 80 run stand, not that anyone will want to point it out though...
>all these seething casuals
kek
KEK
>>63841904
From the pitch?
The ball had a huge fucking mark, the bat had a tiny one and there was nothing on snicko. I don't think you can overturn a decision based on that alone.
>>63841924
m8 I'm literally saying that Lyon was out, but the third umpire's decision was justified
>>63841917
He has to give presents to good kids lad.
>implying you wouldn't give this suave fucker all the presents
>It doesn't matter what your ability is or where you come from, you can play cricket!
Is Lyon the best No.11 batsman of all time?
>gaz outscoring nevill in the partnership
kek
KEK
>>63841937
nathan flyon
last two digits will be Lion's finsl score
Tim Southee is fucking pissed just look at him. First time I reckon we're gonna get NZ abusing Australia to be honest.
>this is unironically the strongest partnership of the game
will lyon make a century?
What the fuck is going on
>kiwis this arse annihilated over a (at best) 50-50 call
poo peeland poopetual pooicide watch
Guys, I'm scared...
PP ON POOICIDE WATCH
Is Nathan Lyon related to Gary Lyon?
Martin Guptill WILL score a century in the 2nd innings
And a shithouse decision.
>>63841939
>it doesn't matter if you're an abo or a Bogan, you too can be a cunt
>>63841883
It is literally, unironically 110% a confirmed certainty.
Will be glorious.
NZ have objectively been the inferior team for the majority of the series, but their """fans""" in /cric/ will completely delude themselves into thinking that one decision literally robbed them of the series.
Is Nathan Lyon related to Jamie Lyon?
>>63841949
Feel bad for Southee tbqh
It's been clear for a while that he just wants to have a word with the opposing team, but McMeme refuses to let him
>>63841946
If Nathan Lyon was a north coast resort town, he'd be Nathan Byron
>tfw watching a video about an athlete that got paralyzed and he and the guy that injured him are crying
>>63841970
i was literally gonna post that earlier in the thread
but to answer, i don't think so
>this blog
nice
If the ball hit the bat then why was there no snicko
Is Nathan Lyon related to The Lyon The Witch And The Wardrobe?
>>63841988
Yeah, that's his aunt lad
>>63841987
It was too faint to be detected?
NEVILLE GOATBOTTOM
Good to see Nevill score for a change, I don't want the selectors to consider Wade ever again
tfw nevill is BASED
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
nevill is fucking all class
The mark takes up 3 corners of the bat. Unless the pink balls are made of rubber, it was likely something else.
Get over it.
>>63841987
If your dad fucked your mum then why was there no father figure in your life?
>>63842004
There's usually sound just from the ball going past the bat
>night play soon
Ayy
>>63842004
Which is odd, because of how strong the mark was on the ball
If it was given out and Lyon reviewed, the decision stood, just like the not out decision stood
>>63842026
Settle down cunt you are the nice guys remember?
Is Peter Nevill related to A. O. Nevill?
based joshy absolutely infuriating the freshcunts
>>63842037
freshcunt
>Aiming for his head now.
Lyon to get absolutely conked in the head soon I reckon.
>>63842004
And yet the mark was the size of an orange.
>Phillip Hughes Remembrance Shoes
kek
KEK
cheeky lyon 50 lads?
>MUH HUGH Z
>>63842026
careful lad, I'll report you
if there is bat on ball its very rare that the umpire does not hear it
Good knock from Nevill. Saved the day.
>>63842026
how mad are you right now?
>>63842056
>hughesy loses it
>>63842048
>Kiwi in Australia
Fuck off reeeeeee
Daily reminder that Australians would be asking for the batsman's head if that happened to us but apparently we can do no wrong.
DAILY REMINDER THAT THE REVIEWS ARE ONLY FOR HOWLERS
IF YOU GET UPSET THAT A MARGINAL REVIEW DIDN'T GO YOUR WAY THEN YOU ARE """"""LITERALLY"""""" RETARDED
>>63842048
an orange seed, maybe
>>63842067
Go dig a hole in the backyard so you can shit next to your dead dog you Indian fuck
WHAT A FUCKING JOKE, CAN'T GET ONE FUCKING DECISION OUR WAY WHOLE SERIES. ENJOY YOUR HOLLOW VICTORIES AUSTRALIA
>>63842074
>Us
ImpLYON
it will really be a slippery slope if third umpires start giving outs if they "feel" it is out with no evidence
we're actually going to be leading NZ
>>63842082
No need to get so poorious and pooicidal, It's just a sport m8.
>>63842070
I'm defending the decision you seething fuckwit. Learn to read.
>>63842082
>>63842061
I didn't know this was a thing
Nz confirmed babby state
When you're hit by a jug,
In a South Auckland pub,
That's a Maori
>>63842048
Was Snicko used anytime prior?
Maybe it isn't working properly kek
>>63842074
lol no they wouldn't...
The fact is if this happened to us we would just get the number 10 batsman out in the next over.
To cry over a decision like that is just pathetic, Australia wouldn't stop that low.
>>63839531
Poopelia on poopetual pooicde watch
You think they'll investigate this series for the blatant bias it's had toward us the entire time? For fuck sake having international umpires was supposed to alleviate stupid shit like this. Australia is probably the second most corrupt cricket nation in the world next to Pakistan.
>le trip off xd
>>63842082
>>63842090
There's no need to get riled lads. We got this.
>>63842105
Poor choice of words considering everyone is hungry in india
>>63842018
She's beautiful, name?
>>63842123
>she
>>63842109
Or.... Maybe hotspot isn't working correctly.
ABA need to fuck off
>>63842101
No need to parrot the Australian shitposters, Raj, just be yourself.
>>63842115
>blurred Michael J. Fox
>poo peelanders
i love how all the freshcunts get scared off every time joshy posts traps
based as fuck
just looked up Jimmy Neesham's "hilarious" twitter account
what a cringeworthy faggot holy fuck
>>63842117
>us
>implying
>>63842109
yesterday I think, and it worked then
regardless, the third umpire can't overturn a decision unless there's conclusive evidence and even if snicko is broke, the third umpire didn't have enough to give Lyon out.
I genuinely think Lyon was out but that's just how reviews go, marginal decisions or ones without enough info will almost always default to the umpire's call
>>63842144
Manlets, at what point will they learn?
>australia trail by 12
kek
>>63842146
Yeeaah its fucking amaazing
>>63842117
>us
Neeshit detected
>>63842115
Even photos of him shake
im gonna go to the bottle-o
if we aren't batting by the time we get back ill glass each and every one of you lads for free
>>63842144
>not adding "Tyrone Black (Bull)" to relations
Missed opportunity
>>63842142
>>63842174
Autistic Indians detected
>Not even caring, just going for his head
Lyon I bet is a real shithead desu senpai. I think it's all pretend.
Daniel is LITERALLY poorious and the depth of >our batting attack
why doesn't boult just aim at the stumps?
>>63842176
that's real generous, thanks
>>63842152
On the flip side that brings the janitor in the thread who then deletes everything he considers "shitposting".
>jerseys
wtf tubbs
>LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN >LYIN
BASED STARC IS GOING OUT
WHAT A CHAMPION
>Boult glaring at Lyon
This is about the angriest I've seen NZ desu.
>>63842176
COME AT ME BRO IVE HAD 12 YEARS IN THE ARMED FORCES ILL REK YOU FUCKER
What you buying?
DAT AUSSIE HEART
>POOPEELIA
Standing ovation for a cheating cunt scoring 30 lmfao, sounds about right for Aussies.
100% HEART
Was that his best score?
LYON
Y
O
N
Did Daniel really commit pooicide after I posted that pasta to him last night?
So do we go straight to dinner if Australia get out?
I'm almost out of shards and have to reup
This is fucking Graeme Smith all over again.
>>63842204
>get ready for a half arsed fuckin handshake"
>>63842213
better than the three men and a dog a nz home matches kek
She'll be right mate: The Cricketer
pick one
>>63842213
poopetuall pooturbed and poorious poo peelander pootected
Is Peter Nevill related to my Breville toasted sandwich maker?
>>63842219
40 desu
>>63842219
40*
>Going for his foot
NZ have no NO fucking class
>>63842233
actually quite good compared to the apes in >our team
the front row could all get it
down leg
>>63842240
Just use the oven m8
NIGEL LONG PLEASE SAVE US
TIME FOR UMPBALL 2.0
>STARC
AHAHAHHAHA
Hey Ausbros, why do you guys call us seppos?
>bowling a yorker to the guy with a broken fucking foot
fucking disgusting, mememe is a fucking hypocrite
>>63842233
>pick one
the girl in the scottish pyjama pants
CAN'T RIVAL THE NIGEL
LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>63842262
AHAHHAHAHA
>bowling at his foot
That's not very nice
>>63842230
POOICIDE WATCH
>>63842266
>Yank
>Septic Tank
Aim for the foot again.
>>63842266
yank rhymes with sceptic tank and sceptic tanks are called seppos
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
bowling at his foot you dirty cunts im not sure mkekum approves of this
>LE ALL 50/50 DECISIONS GO AUSTRALIA'S WAY XDXD
People realise that it's only the predicted course of the ball right? I don't think India are entirely remiss in being reluctant to use the referral system.
>>63842233
second girl top left, looks like Yumi
>>63842289
Daniel is THIS poorious
>>63842266
only pandering losers use seppo
>LE FUG NIGEL LLONG
>>63842297
But they do. This is literally the most corrupt game I've seen since Andrew Symonds.
>>63842303
You're REALLY bad at this, aren't you mate.
>>63842299
>wahh fug le australians
you are so fucking pathetic lad, if you look at the replay it was fucking clear that it was going down leg
>>63842299
People realise that NASA only predict the course of the rockets right?
BREAK HIS FUCKING LEG
>>63842287
>>63842290
K I guess my only question is why do you have slang for septic tanks? Do you really talk about them that much?
>>63842299
Fuck up idiot, it was an appalling delivery to an injured man and deserved not out.
>>63842304
>thinking seppo is a term of endearment
Are you literally retarded?
lel at warney pandering to poo peelanders
Bouncer to the foot.
>>63842323
virtually every word gets shortened here
>>63842325
freshcunt pandering loser detected
LEAD
E
A
D
>>63842323
pooppelia is literally poorius
>>63842324
>It's only bad sportsmanship if the other team does it.
And I suppose Mitchell Johnson bowling bouncers to Graeme Smith with a broken arm was perfectly civil? Fuck off, out of all the tripcunts on here, you are the most annoyingly arrogant.
Who /neverhadagf/ here?
you guys were right, this is a great test match and I retract my earlier comments
Get over it Warnie you fucking cunt, people might start calling you whingey
>>63842310
Starc was literally just incorrectly given out. Not even 50/50.
The difference is that >we don't have McKuckum wasting reviews and thus could overturn it.
HOW MUCH DID CAIRNSIE PAY YOU LLONG YOU PAKI FUCK
>>63842233
>Argentina
>white
Will they say anything about Boult trying to york a cripple with a broken foot?
>>63842335
That was a long way of saying yes
>muh first innings lead
KEK
>>63842360
>thinks only one person reports him
NIGEL LONG WILL NEVER REF AGAIN
kek
KEK
I don't think he knew he hit it, he just thought he was out on seeing the replay
ABSOLUTE POOICIDE
so much heart out in the middle right now
