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Daily reminder that Bryce Harper pronounces the word "meme" as "may-may"
news:
(TOR): sign JA Happ to 3 year/$36 million contract
(LAD): Puig involved in Miami nightclub fight, MLB will investigate
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2015/11/yasiel-puig-investigated-bar-incident.html
82 days until pitchers and catchers report
10 days until Winter Meetings begin
Royals
>j.a. happ
>36 mill
>>63839553
Beane?
>>63839548
what's the origin of decat, kcbro?
5th for Johnny's van
>>63839225
>>63839599
instead of >de gay i posted this cat at the beginning of threads because i felt like it
>Pweeg
>Happ
>36 million
>puig
>Ahmad Bradshaw
>Chris Johnson
since when is it okay for washed up RBs to go back to college?
>>63839525
Actually, he pronounced it "meh-may."
>>63839525
He looks pretty excited.
Did he find it?
>>63839525
>bryce harper is a mormon
>>63839525
>may-may
are you retarded? he clearly said meh may
WHERES
lads...
>>63840189
MY
hop on Mr.Shapiro's Wild Ride
Unless Happ pitches a fucking perfect game next year I dont think I'll ever be ok with this.
>>63839993
>>63840124
Relax memelords, I'll make sure to get it right next time
>>63840192
did the cameraman died?
>>63839636
>his pitcher cant hit home runs
>Daddy Greinke will never refute the gallons of semen he ingests daily
>>63840354
Yes.
Press F
>>63840623
>tfw no dg to bully
>poo eeg
>>63840476
yeah but at least he has nipples
>>63839752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5ln7AyzxmU
>>63840210
RING?
>tfw he's gone forever
cool twitter acct to follow
https://twitter.com/MLBcathedrals
>>63842427
>Interstate 90 begins at Edgar Martinez Dr. In Seattle and ends at the Ted Williams Tunnel in Boston
neat
What were the best memes of this season?
>>63842674
>>63842674
WHERE'S
>>63842674
dodgers getting no-hit twice in a week
>>63842878
>>63842674
Nationals unironically hiring Dusty Baker made a pretty good late run for MOTY
>>63843005
>Dusty in charge of Strasburg
How long before his arm falls off?
>>63842674
The entire World Series
>A's fans
>>63843043
doppleganger
>>63843017
Strasburg's outta DC in a year
Giolito on the other hand...
>Rags fans
>>63839548
Royalscat-anon, I see you here a lot, and I admire your tenacity.
I have some questions to ask you. I want to learn about you. I completely understand the need for secrecy, doing what you do. But I can assure you that I'll get my answers one way or the other, it's down to you to decide how that is.
Who are you?
Who's the cat?
Is the cat safe and well?
How do you post near the top so consistently?
Why the Royals?
Why not quit? You've won now.
As I said, I need these answers. Right now we're just having a friendly conversation, it's down to you to decide if things stay that way.
So start speaking, Royalscat-anon.
I can't take it anymore senpaitachi, how much longer????
>>63843096
A fanbase that cancerous deserved gif related
>>63842674
5 aces, where's muh ring, and >>63840623
Who /Happ/ here?
>>63847102
>4.65 ERA in AL
>Get traded to NL team with elite defense
>1.85 ERA
>Sign him back as an AL team
Why would they do this...
>>63843130
I asked him one of your questions yesterday, la
Here's his response to the origin of decat
>>63839649
>>63847353
[[SMALL SAMPLE SIZE]]
i don't know his flyball/hr rate
but if it's really bad, he's gonna get hammered.
>>63843096
>>63843130
>Who are you?
anon royals fan (not the autistic spamming one)
>Who's the cat?
a cat in an image i saved years ago on 4chan that makes me laugh
>Is the cat safe and well?
i hope so
>How do you post near the top so consistently?
i keep the thread open 24/7 and any time a new thread is made while im awake and home ill be there to post
>Why the Royals?
lived in kansas city my whole life, been to about 40 games in my life
>Why not quit? You've won now.
im superstitious. i started posting pic related the very first time in the 2014 al wild card game thread and posted it in every royals thread after that. the royals have won 2 pennants and a WS since
>Blue Jays are trying to replace David Price with fucking JA Happ
>>63854254
This is why AA left, the front office is fucking delusional
>>63854716
Don't worry, I can feel the O's FO gearing up to do something stupid in the Davis situation. We'll be the butt soon.
>>63840033
>NYN
uh what
>>63854780
if by "something stupid" you mean "offer an insultingly low contract that he'll laugh at"
>>63855195
That, and the replacement being some meme player.
Assuming they even shop for a replacement and not stick Pearce there and pretend it's fine.
>>63839752
MLB video game made by Bethesda?
>>63855057
>New York Nest
>>63842674
5 aces, Upgrade, where's my ring, and the entire playoffs.
>>63842674
>Where's my ring
>Upgrade
>5 aces
>3 Bumgarners
>He threw to first
>The entire Blue Jays fanbase (pic related)
>Daddy Greinke
>>63856779
>DaddyGreinke
RIP in piece ;_;
>>63842674
Adding
>Whos?
to the list
>>63856779
Tbqh I think Nunez would have been a solid regular if he had a position to play and not the inconsistenty he had with the Yankees
>ace stroman and 3 number 2 starters
>best lineup in baseball by far
Unless we are victims of Amish umpball again it's pretty much a lock to be playing the Giants in the world series
>>63856779
>cueto
>>63857272
He also had the task of being the back-up for Jeter, A-Rod, and Cano. I don't think anyone could've come out of that unscathed.
>>63857275
>ace stroman and 3 number 2 starters
We have our newest meme guys
>>63857272
Couldn't take the starting job in Minnesota, a team that's not exactly overflowing with quality shortstops.
Nunez found his level, which is a major league utility man.
>>63857272
No, he's shit, he has a horrible swing and is a horrible fielder
>>63857275
>ace stroman and 3 number 2 starters
The red sox have five aces senpai, you can't compete with that
First in war, first in peace, first in the National League East
Will the hip surgery fix him?
>>63857275
>>3 number 2 starters
Top lel m8
>Windians signing The Flyin' Hawaiian
kek
>>63861279
oops
>>63857275
>4 aces
It has begun
>>63861573
>>63861279
Why would they want Victorino?
![That_really_rustled_my_jimmies[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PzstRpb.jpg "That_really_rustled_my_jimmies[1].jpg")
Robert Lewis Dear — who surrendered Friday afternoon, five hours after he allegedly barricaded himself inside the Colorado Springs clinic — mostly kept to himself, said James Russell, who lived close to Dear on Black Mountain.
"If you talked to him, nothing with him was very cognitive — topics all over place," Russell said, adding that Dear never commented on religion or abortion.
>James Russell
>>63857272
Are you the same retard that said he would hit .290 with 40 doubles if he was a regular?
He couldn't even find a job with the twins and gets injured to much. He's a utility man, thats all
http://mlb.nbcsports.com/2015/11/28/marlins-announcer-tommy-hutton-was-let-go-because-he-was-too-negative/
>Loria is still allowed to own a team
read this
http://rapidnewsnetwork.com/josh-donaldson-beats-mike-trout-to-win-2015-al-mvp/317873/
>DG not here to claim Puig din do nuffin
/mlb/ isn't the same without his autism
>>63864437
DG please come back
>mfw LGN tried to justify the signing of Michael Cuddyer
T O P K E K
O
P
K
E
K
You know, I want to feel bad that the Jays front office is still unabashedly cheap but tbqfh its the fuckin way she goes, bud.
Next year will have plenty of surprises and twists, no way this roster is the same by July with how shit happens to this club. Baseball is baseball. I just want to see muh Jays on the field doing things again.
Its so far away bros....I miss them already ;_;
>mfw 2016 team is the new 2014
>>63864837
>believing in ghosts
>>/x/
>mfw jays have 4 aces
>>63865712
We're going to have a great laugh about this during the season. Just like the Red Sox 5 aces.
>>63865751
can someone post the 5 aces pic? Richard Justice's face in it, kills me.
>>63865779
Don't have it but seconded
>>63842674
MULTIPLE ENTRIES
>>63865712
9.3/10 best new meme
>Marlins FO leaked the Mariners trade talks to get more teams interested in Ozuna
ayyyy lmaoooooo
>>63867026
>implying the Tardinals didn't hack the Marlins
>tfw no daily baseball
>tfw there's literally three days a week without meaningfull NFL or NCAA football
>tfw regular season NHL and NBA are garbage since half the league makes the playoffs anyway
>tfw NCAAF is basically over as of today
APRIL PLEASE
>>63867241
>implying I'm not from St. Louis
>implying I'm not at least on my 8th crack pipe today
>tfw the best left handed pitcher in baseball is own your team
What a good feeling
>>63867448
That's not even the best left hander in that division.
>>63867377
Stl is meth tho
>SOLER just admitted he was a crackhead
>>63867278
dark times ahead mang
how long lads
>>63868266
Way too long
>>63839525
>Bryce is responsible for the GOAT mlb maymay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvkKd572vCw
Is Chapman leaving cincy?
I want him out of my division already
lmao
Do the Ms have any chance at the playoffs next year? If not, when?
I still believe brothers.
>>63869667
A 2nd WC is attainable. I think the Stros will be winning the division.
kris bryant 2015: 5.6 bwar, 6.5 fwar
why the discrepancy? I know the metrics differ in like 30 little ways, but it would be sick if someone could fill me in on what particular differences contribute most to f/bwar discrepancies in general
>>63872111
bWAR is shit
>>63872111
One values defense/offense more
I forget which
Did you buy anything for black friday /mlb/?
>>63872387
bought your mom, bro
>>63872387
>MiLB merchandise
>>63872446
>not collecting merch from every baseball league
>not going to every ball park in your state in the summer
fucking casual
>>63872387
I bought a cool aquasox hat at their playoff game :3
>>63872552
>not only going to your MLB team's MiLB affiliates
Confirmed for bandwagoning
>>63872446
>not wanting one of these hanging in your closet
>>63865779
I was sure I had it but can't find it. So here's the cover of their yearbook from this year
>>63874923
>We play for championships
>>63874923
>Sandoval
>not using the past tense
Tigers got the zim zam
Zimmerman and the Tigers have reached an agreement according to Jon Heyman
HOT
OT
T
STOVE
TOVE
OVE
VE
E
>>63882191
>mfw I realize that his last name has two n's at the end of it
How long has this been going on?
>>63882330
It's a hoax
Jerry
give me a trade
any trade
fuck, I need some trades man. I need my fix.
>REBUILDING THE BULLPEN
ZIM ZAM FÄM
>Zimm
>K-Rod
>Maybin
Not bad.
Now finish fixing bullpen and outfield pls, Avila. Also, #5 starter.
Reminder
>yfw the Tigers win the ALC and the Jays miss the playoffs completely
>>63885969
It'll probably happen. Shapiro will get a 5 year extension by the Rogers board while claiming the year was all AA's fault so they will start another rebuild with sub-100M payroll because muh budget
DAILY REMINDER
There are Jays fans who legitimately think this wasn't going to go over regardless of the fan.
There are Jays fans who legitimately think this wasn't a HR.
>>63888540
>it's Harold Reynolds, Joe Buck, Matt Vasgersians and the slow mo operator who paused at the wrong point faults tbqfhwy
>>63889956
fuck that sentence is a mess
and why did I even memetext, I'm going senile senpaitachi, I need my baseball fix
>No Yankees
>Rags
>Knicks are playing like the usually do
>A&M lost
>Giants are currently losing
Terrible sports week for me /mlbros/
>>63890349
Always have the Jets :^)
angels need to go back to these unis
who /watching Ken burns' 10th inning/ here?
Comfy as fuck
>>63891383
Vest jerseys get a bad rap 2bh. I think most of them are great, personally.
>>63892600
Based Delgado.
>>63882330
Illuminati, bruh.
>implying Maybin will hit in the AL
>implying K-Rod will be good in the AL
>implying Zim Zam will be good in the AL
Lofty expectations desu.
>le sign le epic NL pitcher to pitch in the AL meme
le toronto blue jays
>>63893567
the Pirates weren't Happ's first NL team
>>63893567
I think you mean Zimmerman.
ded
>People are STILL fanny flustered about the Blue Jays
>>63898473
Fanny flustered about their 4 aces
>>63898473
>Jays fan trying to stay relevant
Literally no one cares about them right now.
>>63898534
who the fuck claimed 4 aces?
11/28/man-accused-of-killing-7-year-old-son-feeding-his-body-to-pigs/
>the city of kansas
>>63872353
>>63872111
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wins_Above_Replacement#Calculation
>>63900176
He was probably talking shit.
>>63898587
Except this obsessed Texas Yankees fag posting about the Jays every chance he gets
>>63900033
>not knowing the latest epic meme
also it was this post senpai, look up in the thread >>63865712
Alright, fuckboys. What's Theo and Co. actually gonna do this offseason?
Zim Zam gone
Price too expensive
Lackey is old
And I refuse to part with Based Motherfucking Soler
Wat do?
>>63902427
trade soler for revere senpai
>>63902906
Gib Bautista.
>>63902969
he's a tenure blue jay
>>63902969
flip your own damn bats we need joey here
where's mauer btw?
>>63898473
Would rather be friends tbqhwy family.
I still like you guys more than the >orioles and bawwston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kolEHNUYqGU
tfw basedball is back
>>63903030
Quality bantz this season. Kill all tripfags and we have a deal.
>>63903226
holy shit shut the fuck up
>Steve Gilbert @SteveGilbertMLB 4m4 minutes ago
>Source: Johnny Cueto turned down 6-year $120 million offer from #Dbacks
Some poor team will pay out the ass for this meme pitcher
I bought this. I don't think I'm going to drink it until the next time KC wins a World Series.
If /sp/ is still around in 40 years I'll upload a video of me drinking it.
>>63904832
>Pepsi
idk why, but that would be a lot cooler if it were beer, even a pisswater beer
>>63904981
I might get a pisswater beer too.
Maybe mix them. KC has to have a pisswater beer that they support right?
>>63904832
I saved championship Cokes from after the 2010 and 2012 WS, but forgot to pick some up for 2014. I'll probably have to trade one of mine for one of those.
>>63904832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk
This is the effects of drinking a 20 year old soda, so I hope for your sake they win before then.
>>63908238
I'm pretty down for that. I mean if I have to drink it, it means they won.
yankees are bad lol
>>63909185
nigga we knowww!!!!!
>>63909294
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 57s58 seconds ago
Sources confirm: #DBacks indeed offered Cueto six years, $120M, as reported by @SteveGilbertMLB. Cueto wants to explore free-agent options.
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 55s56 seconds ago
#DBacks’ preference, as reported earlier, is to add SP in $15M-$18M range annually. But ownership has shown it will make exceptions.
Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal 2m2 minutes ago
#DBacks ownership views Cueto as special case, just as it did Tanaka (posting bid that fell short) and Tomas (successful FA signing).
>>63909395
>>63908238
Somehow I knew what video you were linking. On a semi-related note, that vid may have convinced Pepsi to bring back Crystal
>>63909434
Speaking of Cueto, in my 2k12 game with updated to 2015 roster Cueto resigned with KC.
Topkek. God, its a shame games don't do personalities right
Bump for >bombston
I've never posted on here before because I'm from /b/ but I thought that what I have to say will interest a baseball community more than random /b/tards.
This thanksgiving, I spent it with family including an uncle of mine that works for the San Diego Padres. His job isn't anything crazy cool but its front office stuff and he gets to know all of the crazy shit that goes on with the Padres. My uncle is a real honest guy who doesn't lie and loves his job, so when he told me this story I was blown away. Something happened in the Padres clubhouse this year that caused lots of tension with the team. I'll sum it up as simply as possible.
After a game in May, the team was in the clubhouse doing their thing. Kimbrel got the save that day and everyone was in a good mood and stuff. Justin Upton was a favorite among the players, everyone liked him and thought he was a cool guy. So basically, the guys were fucking around and Upton was making fun of Kimbrel and that stance he does when he pitches. My uncle didn't give me the name, but another player came behind Upton (who only had a towel on) and put his hand down the back and pretty much fingered Upton's ass which didn't go well at all.
Upton went crazy and wanted to murder the guy and was choking him on the floor and other stuff. It took a bunch of guys to separate them but Upton was berserk and wanted to finish the guy. It even caused Upton to tell higher ups that he wanted to be traded ASAP because he was done with the team. He never got traded though and the guy who did that to Upton wasn't a big player of anything, just like a role player.
My uncle says the guy is still on the Padres and players are uneasy about him because he's single and never around women or anything. Basically they think he's gay but they have no proof aside from him grabbing Upton's ass and not liking women. All my uncle said is that the guy is not an important player, more like a role player.
>Barves unironically trying to trade Shelby Miller for Joc ".210" PEDerson
Do they actually believe he's worth a proven starter?
>>63911385
I hit the character limit, sorry for writing so much guys. I'll give a tl;dr
>after Padres victory at home
>players in clubhouse
>Upton being funny
>unknown player takes off Upton's towel
>grabs Upton's ass and kind of fingers him
>Upton almost kills the guy
>unknown guy might be gay and still plays on the Padres
A side note, my uncle said other teams heard of the incident and its actually affecting Upton's market because teams are trying to do more background work on Upton and his character and stuff since he wanted to really kill this guy. Some think he's a homophob but some just accept he was mad lol.
Hope that story teaches everyone someting new.
>>63911557
>wouldn't give the other players name
Your uncle is a faggot, 0 chance it would have made its way back to him
Stay in your containment board
>>63911385
>>63911557
I bet your uncle works for Nintendo too. Go back to /b/ and don't come back.
This actually makes me wonder what kind of shit goes on in major league clubhouses that the public never finds out about though.
>>63911813
I don't really have any good clubhouse stories, partly because the Angels' clubhouse is quite dull and partly because I'm not around the clubhouse more than a couple times a homestand. So I'm going to reprint the greatest clubhouse story ever, from Matt McCarthy's book "Odd Man Out," about his year with the Angels' short-season team. (The book may or may not be true, for what it's worth.)
"An Angels employee briefly interrupted the revelry to bring us fifth leftover hot dogs from the concession stand's Weenie Wednesday promotion.
"I took my hot dog over to my locker and began to undress. That was when things got interesting. When I turned around, I saw the dark, naked bodies of two young Dominicans hovering around the hot dogs. Erick Aybar and Alberto Callaspo ... were inseparable and spoke no English -- the most one of them had ever said to me was "Why-ya-ya-ya-ya-yeah!" after I'd pitched a scoreless inning the week before.
"Gradually, more of my teammates turned to watch as Aybar's and Callaspo's naked bodies circled the food. We all knew they were up to something no good. Two naked heterosexual teenagers don't stand that close together for that long next to a box of hot dogs without something happening.
"Suddenly, Callaspo took one of the hot dogs out of its bun and deep-throated it. Then he took the bun and put it around Aybar's flaccid (etc etc) and poured ketchup on it. Jaws dropped -- Aybar was a willing participant. Then Callaspo bent over and pretended to eat the Dominican (etc etc etc) hot dog. When he did that, we all screamed, "Nooooo!"
"Getting the reaction he'd desired, Callaspo turned to a few of us and said, "I no gay. You gay" and burst into a fit of laughter. Callaspo slapped Aybar on the ass and the two laughed all the way to the shower."
>all these handegg shitposts
fuck the pats and broncos
especially the raidniggers though
>almost 3x the attendance of a team playing in the same fucking stadium
fuck Raiders fans
>>63911946
Forgot my smuk pepe
>>63911813
>I bet your uncle works for Nintendo too.
He said Padres, not Mariners
>>63912255
Excuse him, he meant
>I bet your uncle works for the CIA and the DoD, too.
>>63911557
>teams are trying to do more background work on Upton and his character
>implying Upton isn't a faggot
>Kevin Millar
>Harold Reynolds
>>63911500
Joc will win 2 of not 3 HR titles in his career, he will also win an MVP.
Shelby is great, a top 10 pitcher in the NL, and I'm a fan but I wouldn't be okay with that trade.
Also what the actual fuck??
I know you white people don't know who Marc Anthony is but he's the nigga that fucked J-Lo after Ben Affleck got dropped.
Dude is a literal salsa God in Latin America but has zero experience as in the business.
>inb4 Chapman stays a Red for 2016 because of this amateur
Funny shit senpai.
How cold is there stove right now?
>>63915557
The guy pretending to be DG's suicidal limbo ghost is actually posting about Chappy the Chimp's salsa agent.
That's how cold.
>>63916062
>>63916062
>>63916197
>>63916373
>Canadian national hero
>is Dominican
an actual nation of cucs 2bh family
>>63915380
>first Jay-Z
>now Marc Anthony
Who's next, Bob Dylan? Neil Young? James Hetfield?
>>63916401
>Canadian national hero
Who said he was our hero you fag? He's just based as fuck and you're a butt blasted Texan
>>63916495
>muh batflip
>wow he is so based!!! XD LOL!
>your mad at me because we can't win a world series after buying all this talent!
>>63916526
>rags
>>63916549
>not even a rags fan
why are you so obsessed with texas friendo?
>>63916634
>not a rags fan
>this booty blasted over jays
>>63916748
just 'aving a bit o' fun calling you and all other canadians kucks for worshipping Batista m8
sorry you're so mad neighborino
>>63916776
>>63916841
I can agree that Dickey is based tho 2bh canadafam
Good deal? $150 for 6 upper deck tix. AT&T Park btw.
>tfw stove is cold
>>63917914
Sources: #RedSox in agreement with free-agent outfielder Chris Young on a multi-year contract, pending a physical.
>>63918004
No Young ;_;
>>63842674
DUDE
I always wondered, to your fans of shit teams that have had amazing seasons out of nowhere, any of you ever order season tickets and then suddenly out of no where the team is having an amazing playoff worthy season despite originally being depicted at the bottom of their division?
That has to be the best feeling ever, buying some season tickets really cheap for a team you love even though they've been shit for a long time and suddenly you've got really cheap seats for a really amazing season.
>>63918004
>>63918233
F
Will Young get boo'd when he returns to Yankee Stadium?
>Chris Young is still in the MLB
why
>>63918638
He hits well over .300 against lefties. He's a great asset to have on the bench.
@molly_knight 1h1 hour ago
If Jordan Zimmermann is worth $20 million a year then Zack Greinke is worth $30 million per plus all of Jupiter's moons.
Y'all niggas should look up this bitch. She's kinda hot.
>>63840623
>dedication posts
I want Greinke but not at 30m a year. Sorry I like affordable ticket prices.
>>63919563
Wasn't he getting close to 30 with the doyers? What a fucking jew.
>tfw /mlb/ is slow
;_;
how long until ultracomfy conversations again.
/mlb/ is best general on /sp/.
@thekapman 2h2 hours ago
Hoyer: “We are in a win now mode which means Schwarber will get a ton of at bats in LF. But we aren’t giving up on his catching future."
So, if the Cubs don't trade Soler, the only real long-term question is CF. I get that Almora may still be special (could be good Gerardo Parra or a non-SB version of Lorenzo Cain) but what if he fucks up this year at AAA? He can't be relied on for 2017. I can't imagine what Theo and Co. have planned at all.
I'm feeling good about 2B. In 2014, Baez showed his serious home run power but made no contact. In 2015, Baez cooled on the dingers and made lots of good contact with lots of good defense everywhere you put him. I would absolutely be comfortable if Starlin got traded and Baez was allowed to play the whole season. What would stop him from at least being a 3+ fWAR player? Power or contact, he will hit decently enough to start. Plus, the defense is strong.
Even when Ian Desmond was shit this year, he was worth at least 2 fWAR. The last three years, he's been in the 3.4-3.9 fWAR range. So, why can't Baez do the same?
>>63919691
Winter Meetings start next Monday, bby :3
>>63919606
>>63919676
What if he legitimately puts up Greg Maddux numbers for the next five years? I think most teams would gladly do $30MM for that.
>>63919563
She wrote the money team book 2014. Shes the one who leaked all the Puig/Zack drama.
>>63919606
He is a hall of famer tho.
First ballot.
Cy Young in both the AL and NL.
>>63919782
chances of that are incredibly slim
>>63920026
top fucking casual dodger fan kek. if he retired today he wouldn't be a hall of famer.
>>63920066
>if he retired today he wouldn't be a hall of famer.
You're right but if he did retire today he would be a top 5 pitcher of his era.
And you can't refute this, because he's a fact.
>>63920026
Damn, what a slut.
>>63920066
BUT WHAT IF HE DOES?
#STLCards announce signing of free-agent catcher Brayan Pena to two-year deal.
>>63920026
>zach greinke is a first ballot hall of famer
'No'
Are all dodgers fans autistic or something? Or just the ones who browse this board?
>>63920676
>>63920673
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Wow. KC is really the biggest meme sporting city. I mean I knew the royals were high in memestock but I didn't think the royals and chiefs could make KC the #1 meme city without an NHL or NBA team.
>>63920835
all me tbhfam
>>63920835
>2015
>still living below the mason dixon line like some kind of neanderthal
Nothing but a bunch of inbred, meme loving hicks to be honest with you
>less than a year before world champs again
>>63921053
If a city without a hockey team is the biggest meme city in America does that mean we're the new meme general?
Why do people keep responding to such an awful troll?
It's not even well thought out, it's literally blind homerism with absolutely no humor
Poor imitation
@JonHeymanCBS 12m12 minutes ago
barry bonds is under serious consideration to become marlins hitting coach.
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>>63921229
he's actually pretty decent. he's responsible for brandon crawford being the best hitting SS in the game right now.
>>63921229
>yfw Stanton hits 70 under Based Barry's guidance
@JonHeymanCBS 11m11 minutes ago
cueto also has received interest from dodgers, giants, cubs and red sox. so the numbers are on his side.
>Cubs
I was talking about this with my brother yesterday. We think its possible because Theo has always loved having crazy spic pitchers on his teams. I obviously think of Pedro and guys like Julian Tavarez. So, why not Cueto?
>>63921229
I give him half a season until Loria gets pissed off at something stupid and fires him
>>63921357
Yeah, apparently he's a good baseball guy (shocking, right? Not reallly.).
>>63921387
>yfw Stanton starts hitting 600 foot dingers
>>63921405
I would gladly allow Barroids into the Hall if he murders Loria. Wouldn't you?
>>63921443
not everyone who is good at a sport is also good at teaching or coaching. how many hall of famers do you see become big time coaches/managers?
BARRY BONDS MARLINS NEW HITTING COACH
HOLY SHIT MATTINGLY MAKING MOVES
THAT NIGGA MATTINGLY
OH SHIT
OH SHIT
MATTINGLY KUKING LA DOGS WITH A GIANT HOF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
