> analheim keks
1st for /a/
>>63838395
2nd for /mlp/
>>63838380
LMAO
>>63838395
>>63838430
can you guys just admit to being canucks fans?
>this memeout in Florida
shooters 6 for 6 so far
>>63838585
Holy fuck 7/7
JUST
What is happening in this shootout
>barkov wins it with his meme move
F
I
N
L
A
N
D
>>63838585
9 straight and then Nelson missed
Why does Florida have the most meme shootouts?
Larkin :3
9 straight that was unreal
AAAND BARKOVGOAT WINS THE GAME.
Top wew
>>63838618
GOAT
>Halak
>Luongo
heh
>>63838644
Mää ja Tapparan mies
>>63838380
>1 month without carey price
1 month without carey price
>1month without carey price
http://www.rds.ca/hockey/canadiens/canadien-le-gardien-carey-price-sera-tenu-a-l-ecart-pour-un-mois-1.2743314
>>63838690
They'll be fine and he'll be extra rested for playoffs t b h
>>63838690
Why can't Howard be injured? :(
>>63838690
shouldn't have rushed him back
>h-he was ok it's just bad luck
nah senpai, they fucked up
>>63838730
F u detoilet scum
>>63838749
Shh it's okay
>>63838789
yah it is burrs won hawks won life is gud
>rags
Why was the 5th shootout goal not considered a stop?
So what can stop the Stars? Other than injuries of course.
>>63838380
REDDITORS STOP FUCKING POSTING IN EARLY THREADS HOLY FUCK
the other thread will be up another 12 fucking hours and this one autist is always so desperate to post his picture that he makes it early. stop being retarded
>>63838941
They will get condon'ed by Montreal.
>oilels
l m a o, how do you let kronwall rape you so hard like that?
>no edition
>no news
autism. Why be so gay you make it early but then do literally nothing special?
>>63838941
Sens and Toronto apparently.
And >finnish goaltending
>>63838902
I think the rule is more that the puck has to keep moving forward, there was all that shit about it when they were talking about whether spinoramas should be allowed
>>63839033
>more
fucking casual responding to a casual
>>63838941
ontario
>>63839053
Why don't you explain the rules then Sir Expert of Fedoria?
>>63839053
They did decide that it was more about the puck than whether the skater is moving, yes
Panthers desu
>>63839101
>more.
There you go again
>>63839150
>mad at more
>>63839150
The debate was whether the movement of the player should matter, they decided the puck's movement was what was important. That precedence = more.
>>63839197
Well I should say that was part of it. There was also the issue of whether it was technically traveling backward during the spin.
>>63839197
By saying more you are implying that other movement matters. You should be saying only
>mad at hockey discussion
3v3 is fucking shit ,might aswell go straight to the shootout
>>63839238
so this is a matter of autism
>>63839340
I'm in law school sorry
FUCK A GAMETHREAD ITS ON NHLN
DAT NIEMI SAVE
>>63839651
it's been kind of boring to be honest
>this dallas/vancouver 3v3
really good desu, didn't know the nucks could be interesting.
>>63839666
did you not see him skate and dive across the ice to block a full length shot? Did you bit see the stors have a pp in ot and not score lel
SHOOTOUT TIME
>>63839740
I feel underwhelmed given all the talk of the Stars' speed.
>>63839766
Clearly faster than vrbata lel
who can stop us?
>no midafternoon games tomorrow
today was a fucking tease with all the continuous hockey
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>63839905
pretty much any of the decent Central teams
>tfw every dallas shitposter will now be invading /hoc/ because all of their other teams are complete shit
can we get a janitor to range ban these tards?
>>63839935
>mfw I only like the Stars and hate every other Dallas team and I'm still gonna shitpost
>>63839935
>mad at the most entertaining team in hockey
>All this 3v3 tonight.
So fucking comfy.
>CLONGS
fuck you dirty fucks
>>63839905
Toronto
>>63840076
They just have to make the playoffs.
>>63840043
watch out
>le mad at cellphones man
might get angry at your picture
WHO CAN STOP THIS MAN
>>63840043
the pongs are dirty for having faggots cheap shot them? Dubinsky pls leave
>>63840043
in b4 just a fine
>>63840165
he's a rookie that is completely ignoring defense. They put him on the pp so he can ignore to defend even more. Why does he play defense?
>>63840171
>CLONGS
is my new meme name for Columbus senpai
this was a test and it seems like its too close to Pongs lel
>>63840213
he's an offensive defenseman.The flyers need goals and more people who can score.last year the defenseman were shit on defense and did jack shit on offense.Atleast we got meh defense and everyone is scoring.
>>63840231
Their name is the blowjobs. BJs
>>63840231
just meme about
>finnish gming
500 WINS
TIPPETT IS A GOD
>Austin Mathews
You guys can make the playoffs, we'll just win the draft lottery
>mfw flyers aren't playing pens until january
why live?
>>63840237
but he plays like a winger. He goes on the ice in winger situations. He doesn't play even meh defense.
Why not just play him as wing? It must be why philly is awful at every single sport
DUDE LETS PLAY OFFENSE ON DEFENSE
>>63840296
>yfw Pens vs Flyer 2012 series will never happen again
>future series will never be nearly as entertaining after Flyer rebuild and Pens regress
fuck
>>63839905
>>63839919
JUST GIVE US THE CUP ALREADY
Also
>yfw the Stars win the Stan Lee Cup
>>63840390
>mfw the NHL folds after the Oilers win the draft lottery again and Bettman is exposed as a scammer
>>63840375
>this was 15 years ago
>>63840375
>yfw flyers haven't won a cup in over 30 years
lmao that's worse than canada. I think pittsburgh gas won 3 (three) in that time
Fuck i don't even want to think about how many more super bowls pittsburgh has won than philly.
Living in philly is a death sentence
Fuck the cankeks
>>63840450
>salty oilcücks
>>63840449
6 (six) owls
7 after this year desu senpai
Tell me I'm wrong:
History will remember Ovi as a better player than Crosby. Especially so if he can get himself a cup.
>>63840449
HOLY SHIT ITS ALL OF THEM
PITTSBURGH HAS LITERALLY WON THE MOST EVER AND PHILLY HAS WON THE FEWEST EVER
Pittsburgh even has a world series and 3 stanley cups. Why is philly so bad aren't they like the 5th biggest city on the US lol
>>63840478
Nope, I live in surrey I'm sick of this fucking team
>>63840504
You're wrong unless Sid doesn't get his shit together this season
Prime sid>prime OV
>>63840511
>Phillies suck
>Eagles suck
>Flyers suck
>Sixers are literally trash
depressing desu
But the thing is the Eagles and Steelers are in separate conferences and aren't considered "rivals" like they are in hockey.
>>63840504
Nhl will never say a non north american is better than a comparable north american ever. If they're Quebecniggers you better fear for your life
>>63840513
>Surrey
Get shot bandwagoner
>>63840504
I agree with you. Crosby's legacy has already been overshadowed by the fact that Chicago had the run his team was supposed to have and even his own teammate was better than him a lot of years. Ovie is pretty much accepted as one of the all-time best goalscorers and no one really blames the lack of Capitals success on him anymore because the team was built to be pretty meme and poorly coached.
>>63840575
Don't i know it. I'm a pittsburgh homie in philly and i get way more love than hate. I go to both pens games in philly each year and no one has ever said a negative word to me in all my pens gear. I'm only 6ft 185lbs and i get maybe one or 2 penguins suck yelled at me
Either philly fans are a meme or flylels fans are a meme because I've never even been nervous to take the subway home
>>63840607
you know how to tella casual that doesnt know shit? He says ovie rather than ovi
>>63840726
>mad at spelling
>>63840607
lmao
Tell me when Ovi scores the golden goal for his home country after winning the cup the previous year
>>63840752
I just respect what a player thinks his name should be
>>63840788
Don't get me wrong, he'll still be in the HHOF. Just in hindsight his career hasn't been all that was expected from him.
>>63840788
>" golden goal"
I always hated the fact that it was Crysby that scored that. Iggy did all the work on that and he taps it in. No one remembers that Iggy's contribution.
>>63840838
No shit, but telling me history will remember Ovi as being more successful than Crosby is ridiculous.
If Ovi wins a cup we can actually have this conversation.
Are the Habs Elite?
>>63840881
Yes
>>63840867
I remember Iggy's work and I'm glad he had that before he retired but I'm fine with Crosby being the hero. It felt perfect.
>>63840881
>1 month without carey price
1 month without carey price
>1 month without carey price
We will see, senpai.
>>63840867
>>63840902
Looks like there's 3 people that do. Problem is I'm a pongs fan and iggy never worked that hard again for a win in his life no matter how much the pens gave up for him. That's why he's just another canadian without a cup now
>>63840922
Does Canada even watch hockey? Trojan condom ain't bad
>>63840951
>blaming a player for a GMs stupidity
Penguins fans, everyone
>>63840951
Yeah but Iggy was only there for like 2 months, he didn't disappoint them multiple times, more like for just one or two playoff series.
>you now remember aaron ward
>>63841012
He beat his wife and got fired right?
>>63840981
>13 GP
>>63841019
>>63840990
this guy has been so mad at the pens all day. I think crosby fucked his sister
>>63841022
He played a ton of games on the crosby kunitz line under bylsma so many fucking times. That's why it was supposed to be magic because he had been semi on that line already
>>63841067
have the kongs interviewed him yet
>>63841094
I have been posting for like an hour you dumb nigger.
>hire a shitty old player
>complain when he is shitty and old
>2 top 10 goalies
>amazing rookies being brought up every week
>all prospects tearing ass in every minor league
>in best city
>all star waiting to explode and break out to return to ASG
>elite logo
>elite uniforms
WHO CAN STOP US
>ducks in charge of not collapsing under the weight of their massive faggotry
>>63841160
the salary cap
>>63841160
>>63841195
>>63841160
>Flongs
>>63841180
Kesler and perry combined is a faggotry level previously unexplored by man
>>63840598
Surrey is Vancouver YOU fucking nigger
>>63838380
Hey look you made this thread 2 hours early and the other one isn't even close to being pruned
Where THE FUCK is my white friend se?an
I know u been dodging me bitch.
tfw anon deleted "smuk_frok" vocaroo
>>63841441
Why do phone posters capitalize random words
>>63841520
he's been posting in /hoc/ threads with a greek flag for a little while
>>63841545
Emphasis you fucking PLEB
>>63841566
Did you just really respond to a bew namefag? He's filtered now. Please give yourself one
>>63841577
This is an imageboard. Most people ignore yout shitty text. If you want emphasis you should post an image. If you would prefer nothing but text there are other sites for that.
>>63841566
Sigh, figured that. But I saw him posting as a maplekuk in gamethreads so I couldn't be sure.
If you see him direct the pedo to nfl genny.
>>63841545
keyboard remembers the most frequent version of a word, case specifics and all
step ya phone game up
>>63841627
Maybe you should shut the FUCK up and stop yelling other people how to post, cûckold
>>63841701
Absolutely BTFO
>>63841627
>>63841701
ABSOLUTELY blown the FUCK beyond all return
>>63841844
orly? :^)
>>63841701
>>63841738
>>63841844
BTFO BY
>>63841841
thanks for reporting me Canada. Wouldn't want a post BTFOING yout so hard that you didn't even respond.
canada please RESPOND already :^)
>rags
>>63841701
BLOWN the FuCk OUT
>getting told so hard you delete your post
PATHETIC
>>63839905
Wait till the playoffs
>>63839130
Are Liz and Judas still together?
>Americaitlyns so booty blasted they delted their own ppst
HAHAHA
HAHAHA HAHAHA
HAHAHA HAHAHA I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY WILL RECOVER
>>63842149
I highly doubt it.
>tfw jagr wins da cup
>tfw lemieux exposed as a jagr babby
>America Jr salty again
Shocking
Malkin or Tarasenko?
>>63842488
Is this a real question
>>63842508
Who finishes with more points this year?
>>63842488
malkin is locker room cancer. tarasenko will be elite as long as the blues have clip art pigs on their side.
>>63842598
victor rask? maybe
>yfw benn wins the rocket richard
>>63840680
>philly fans confirmed brotier
>>63842178
Didn't he tell her parents he couldn't wait to have thanksgiving with them? Kek
HELP ME FAMILY
WHY DOES THE WILD SUDDENLY SUCK SO HARD?
These threads went to shit after Master of Dubs left
>>63843083
No Parise. He's the heart of the team.
>>63843083
Dubnyk was too meme
>>63843083
Vikings are good
Minnesota is only allowed to have one good team at a time
Can I get a wew lad?
>>63843372
Lew wad
>>63843372
woo bro
You faggots still haven't realized it have you? This man is going to be literally unstoppable for the next 15 years. He will have a similar year to what Klingberg had last year, and be point per game in his 2nd season.
>>63843135
he played last night and was probably the shittiest player on ice with Pominville.
>>63841160
>2 top 10 goalies
Can we get rid of Mason please? He just kinda stands there.
>>63844678
>he unironically believes Neuvirth is better than Mason
I bet you think Hammond is an elite goalie too
>>63844764
To be honest family, I'm not too comfortable with Neuvirth either.
Someone please nuke ottawa on hfboards.
His Price dickriding is fucking annoying.
>>63844481
I have not but will be keeping my eyes open
Where my family at?
>tfw just turned on oven to heat up the apartment and get comfy eating paprika pringles and some pear juice
>>63845076
>paprika Pringles
>>63845239
You got a problem with that nigga?
>>63845076
>Paprika pringles
>pear juice
>oven
Wheeeeeew
> 2015
>doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you a bullied at school, a mentally retarded or both?
>b-b-but it kills
So? is life a competition who lives the longest?
>you get addicted to it!!!
you dont, if you are not underaged and you can smoke within limits
>i... IT TAKES MONEY!!
Who forces you to buy a pack of cigarettes a day, fucking peat gavel.
>>63845592
what's a peat gavel?
and I agree
All these niggas jealous of my paprika pringles. That shit is fucking delicious y'all niggas fucking tripping like what's up family you got a problem
>>63841160
don't forget qtest qts
>>63845748
paprika pringles are fucking god tier
except for pretty much guaranteed pimples if you eat a whole pack
>>63845855
kek, underage b&
>>63845825
deadest qts
>>63845274
Fuck no, I'm trying to imagine the awesomeness
N,n,nigger
>the Edmonton Oilers
Last place once again. What an awful team lol.
>>63846178
Jari Kurri was the force holding that team together. After he retired the team has just been a pile of shit.
>>63845872
What happens if you type Greece and sandwich into Google?
>capcha:atheneum
>He is a better version of me
Lock for number one.
>MongolPekka and SHarkfaceKleine BTFO
>>63846506
I don't know
>>63842149
I guess so
>>63846749
>get btfo by a good team on wednesday
>get btfo by a mediocre team on friday
>going to get btfo by a shit team today
>rags going for the ragtrick
>>63846462
gretzky was a kurri babby desu
>>63846867
I thought you were my friend Nepal
>>63846867
Grease still can't get laid
>>63847085
>>63847080
How has grease not killed himself yet
>>63846674
The fact is that Pulju is #1 and Laine #2 and Matthews is a meme.
>>63847119
because I 'm not a fin?
>>63838380
you have made /hoc/ over 11 hours too early for no reason. You didnt even post any news or make an edition. Why are you so autistic
>>63847158
You do come through with pretty good bantz from time to time
Shame no one sees them because they have you filtered
>>63847287
their loss
>>63847342
I am your friend, we rare flag
I had to though, the lightning are doing their usual "play like shit after being semi successful" thing
where the fuck is sweden i need a good laugh
>soccer games for players below the age of 13 will no longer declare a winner at the end of the game
how long until sweden gives back all their olympic medals because they feel bad for jamal
>>63841019
Whatever he hits, he destroys
>paprika Pringles and pear juice
Finland is truly a backwards shithole
>rags have another afternoon game today
weird.
>12 games yesterday
>12 games today
>Wake up
>Yakupov is still injured with no solid timetable
>McShit is ahead of schedule
Just kill me
>>63848527
> not embracing the sweet and salty
>>63849542
This is funny as fuck.
I'm going to a lake with a bunch of students and I had to explain to then that they will die if they go in the water, as it turns out that none of them know how to swim.
Where did you get this?
>reimer injured
just how bad can it get for the laffs kek
>>63849840
/pol/ makes them. made me think of /hoc/ because of scotland and nepal
Cant be stopped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTvC4j6BZZQ
>>63845076
>paprika pringles
sounds delicious senpai
>Adam Vingan @AdamVingan 7m7 minutes ago
Paul Gaustad has been placed on injured reserve and Juuse Saros is listed on the Predators' active roster.
>Finnish Goaltending
helping my sister move today pray for me /hoc/
how many roommates does it take for a girl to not get along with until they finally realize theyre the problem?
>>63850287
I hope Pekka isn't kill
>>63850768
>roommates
>>63840302
He plays fine defense. His positioning and ability to keep the puck in the zone is amongst the best for Flyers defenders, which is incredibly sad.
They have 4+ other D-men who are both offensive and defensively minded coming up over the next few years. I bet you think Sanheim doesn't play defense because he was leading his league in goals by defender.
Having a dynamo on defense is always a good thing on a team where the offensive depth stops at two maybe three players anyhow.
are the ducks a lottery team?
>>63851412
they all have 2 minds? spoopy
>>63851161
hutton probably broke his neck from the flip again buffalo
>>63850768
moving furniture takes a lot of energy, make sure you fuel up with a sandwich first so you don't hurt yourself
>canadian supreme court rules that smuggling illegal immigrants into canada is not smuggling
>>63852152
people are not things
>>63851993
/ P U B S U B /
P
U
B
S
U
B
/
>>63852152
"Imma build me a wall to keep out dem Mexicans"
>>63851728
worth it to make the highlight reels
>>63852488
the report I'm reading says that people have been in jail in canada and when they get out of jail they were supposed to be deported but then they claim refugee status and canada can't kick then out anymore. You're being silly this ruling makes it easy to let in terrorists.
The crew of a ship being paid to bring in people to canada cannot be punished. They are just taking the highest bidder and letting people ride on their boats. A thai crew just let in people for $20,000 each
>>63850768
Trick question a girl is never the source of her own problems.
where are the >rags and flylels fans they have a game right now
>>63853612
>rags
Let's Go Flyers
>rags
gonna get memed on
Patrick Kane is a pretty good hockey player
Lost >our most important center
>>63853898
This tbbf
>tfw thanksgiving today
> no hokkei to pass out to, only u of m versus osu
Football is so shitty. I just watched 5 minutes of commercials, they kicked the return, then 5 minutes of commercials
How can one sport be so stinky smelly Jew
>>63854083
there are 12 fucking games today and one is being played right now you dumbass
>Rags,
please injure Schultz and save our season
>>63853932
> least amount of injuries in the league and least skill lost
> still bitch and moan
Imagine if you lost 2 of your best centers and the only 2 competent defensemen on your team and still managed to compete
>>63854142
Sorry, no non shit games to watch is what I meant
>>63854220
the memebowl is tonight though, Sens/Yotes
>no penulty for breaking the stick
thats how you know were in kike garden
one game for Dubinsky
>>63854265
Well fuck
Still gonna pass out to commercial ball
where the flyers rags thread at
>>63854195
>you
>your
>your
>>63854297
seriously that's it? I wouldve expected 2 or 3 since this is his 4th hearing
>>63854299
You're in it
>>63854302
How does it feel to have autism
>>63854302
>Doesn't feel a connection to the team he watches
>Clearly a casual sports fan
Just sad senpai
>>63854341
Do you autistically think you are part of something that you just watch on your laptop?
>>63854354
weeb
>>63854195
with the rangers, a single injury throws them off completely for some raisin
>>63854408
> doesn't go to hockey games
Casual fan detected
>in madison square garden the crowd doesn't say "OHHH" OR "AHH" when the rangers shoot the puck they say "OY VEY THAT PUCK WAS FASTER THAN MY DECONGESTANT MEDICINE"