KC:Chiefs list RB West, TE Kelce as questionable
NE:Patriots list Amendola (knee) as questionable
MIA:Dolphins expect Jarvis Landry (knee) to play
SD:Chargers to be without 2 starting O-Linemen
DEN:Broncos list Emmanuel Sanders as probable
STL:Rams plan to start Nick Foles against Bengals
PHI:Eagles send top CB Carroll to injured reserve
NYG:Giants expected to be without 2 starting OLs
ARZ:Mike Floyd (hamstring) looking good for Sunday
DET:Caldwell: Abdullah has earned increased role
ATL:Devonta Freeman out, Tevin Coleman to start
WAS:Jordan Reed not on Redskins injury report
>His favorite team doesn't have an ELITE DE
What is your front office doing?
Packers are so fucking shit
>>63833644
this
>>63833583
rodney harrison's arms look a lot more deflated after he got caught with steroids
superbowl-winning roided-up rodney would have knocked that damn ball loose
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. who hype as fuck to see KC go undefeated into the playoffs?
last night was brutal
>Devonta Freeman out, Tevin Coleman to start
>mfw the falcons just became a lot more one dimensional for our top 5 passing defense to focus on Matt Ryan.
I'm feeling better then I already did about our spot in thre NFCN
>first for panthers being the worst 11-0 team
>>63833743
YOU SUCK
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>>63833736
>1993
redpill me on Aaron Rodgers
>mfw I found out a person i despise as not only a shit person, but also a packers fan was at lambeau field last night for the game
>mfw reading their sad fb post today
I'm not going to address any one specific /sp/artan but I will say that I won't be taking any puckerfags srsly, especially if we win Sunday, if they shitpost about being better than the Vikes are.
>inb4 you got BTFO last weekend
At least we've beat the two teams that have beat you.
The win against the Giants was the most satisfying of the year.
>>63833848
to conservative, doesn't audible enough to counteract Clemments/McCarthys retarded play calling and hes probably part of the reason Janis is almost never given opportunities
probably bisexual
Anyone notice how Cutler doesn't play like complete garbage when either A. its a contract year. Or B. the team is planning on dumping him for playing like shit?
God sweet potatoe pie is the best pie.
Go Colts niggas.
Who has a better run defense? New England or Denver?
>>63833931
He's on cruise control. He's played like he's detached as far back as I can remember. He's a waste of talent
>>63833971
Denver but they're both elite
>>63833971
Denver has a better everything on defense
>in b4 MUH POINTS SCORED
the Patriots are only better by 0.1 ppg and they don't have to see the opponent start drives on their own 30 half the time because their QB isn't throwing picks like they're going out of style. denver's defense is literally the best in the league
>>63833971
New England. People just talk up Denver because their offense is shit.
>>63833635
lmao hows that trophy case looking faggot?
>>63833971
Kansas City
When Eli beats the undefeated Panthers in the playoffs and then beats the undefeated Pats in the Owl will ESPN, etc. admit he's the best Manning?
Leave the Patriots to me.
POST TRUE ELITE NFL STADIUMS
not so fast domebabies, that indoor shit doesn't count.
>>63834073
if he makes it to the playoffs
>>63833819
The demons are dead bucko. Get ready for Doug to throw another 2000 yards before the super bowl and another 400 during.
Also >implying the Chiefs won't pick off every quarterback left on the schedule at least twice
>>63834121
I'll see you next season and in 2018 hosting the owl family
>>63834121
Holy fuck I just thought, why has some mad eccentric billionare not made a double stadium where there's a first level dome and a baseball pitch above it?
THE SPORTS TOWER
>>63834198
You could even add a level and have the actual bottom or even an underground level for basketball since that's just indoors.
>>63833971
Probably Denver, the Patriots offense is a big reason for the low points against.
>>63834189
Is that some kind of mall?
>>63834032
No rings hahahaha xD
How many do you have again?
>>63834189
For a second I thought that was a redesign of a star destroyer
How does Romo do against the 1991 Eagles?
>>63834198
this would be so fucking awesome
>>63834266
>>63834302
No senpai. It's the Vikes new stadium. It'll be the creme de la creme at least until Atlanta's is finished.
>>63834176
>the demon is dead
Losing Derrick Thomas certainly hasn't help but 22 years, damn son
>>63834134
Cowboys and eagles are dead. The redskins are no threat to them. Tho is coming from a panthers fan. If we don't make it I hope the giants so brady can lose 3x.
>>63834302
I was thinking Sandcrawler myself.
>>63834423
damn you're right. Abrams would do something like that too, it would produce so many lens flares for him.
Who's your favorite bust?
>>63834466
>>63834466
>>63834466
Did Jawalrus have the best arm strength in NFL history? I remember a pass where he threw like 50 yards down the field while almost on the ground.
I've done it, I've created the nightmare scenario. I'm pretty sure the playoffs can't get worse than this. Especially the AFC, that probably can't get any worse unless I somehow work in the Chargers.
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/11/26/9805560/tom-brady-gets-into-holiday-spirit-dresses-in-a-turkey-suit
>>63834491
Top kek
>>63834491
This
>>63834613
That's a 10/10 leaf pile
I would shit myself if we won on Sunday no lie
>>63834681
maybe i wouldn't be the only one posting something like pic related then
>>63834690
if we blew out the Patriots I would flip my shit
I'd probably have a mini panic attack from the amount of mania I'd have
The Eagles can screw over the Giants by beating the Pats
>>63834690
christ this is the most clear example of a team clinging and celebrating a win like its the super bowl
>>63833972
It's like the games are just an inconvenience to him. He just wants to get back to his bottle of whiskey
>>63834763
I don't like to brag, but...
>>63834774
Kek. Yeah it's like he mentally and sometimes physically checks out of games of he doesn't feel like playing. I'll refer you to that playoff game where he benched himself because his "knee hurt"
Less than a year ago the Packers were under 5 minutes away from a super bowl appearance. Now they've lost consecutive home games to the bears and lions.
Its 3rd and long and this guy steps up to the line of scrimmage.
What do you do?
What if the Patriots sign Moss and Owens and we get a Cards v Pats old guy owl?
[spoiler]Also r-ing the Tony Romo ded Happy Thanksgiving[/spoiler]
THE CHIEFS ELITE DEFENSE HASN'T LET AN OPPOSING OFFENSE SCORE 14 POINTS IN THE LAST 4 GAMES.
>>63834374
I don't know why you cling to history as your crutch in this, but okay then.
>>63834841
A week ago, one of the Puckers players said that last year, guys were lining up to make plays. This season, everyone is looking at the guy next to them to make plays. I'm not sure why, but it feels like most of the team has given up. I'll just sit back and enjoy this implosion as we take first place again.
>>63834879
4-3 quarter and jam up gronk at the line
>>63834933
>>63834841
have you guys fucked yet?
>>63834613
>http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/11/26/9805560/tom-brady-gets-into-holiday-spirit-dresses-in-a-turkey-suit
Makes me sad knowing he really isnt there for his kids. No NFL player has the time to.
>>63833904
>we
>we've
>>63833814
OF ALL TIME!
>>63834879
stuff him
>>63835008
Nobody can claim he doesn't try, though. He seems like a great dad.
>>63833922
So, what was YOUR team's most satisfying win of the year.
Beating the Seahawks, for me. Got that monkey off our backs.
>>63834121
I've been to games in Carolina, Atlanta and Houston. Houston was pretty damned impressive.
>>63834598
> these fags keep thinking the Toxins or Gags have a chance
Just stop and go sit in the corner.
>>63834217
MFW I'm thinking an outdoor basketball facillity would be pretty cool.
>>63835129
TJ Yates embarrassing Andy Dalton. Again. They couldn't have been more poetic if they tried.
>>63834308
Probably pretty good, most of them are old.
>>63834423
Maybe it's a starcrawler?
>>63835188
what if Aaron Rodgers was black?
>>63835129
Blowing out the Eagles. Though Detroit doing the same thing takes a little away from it.
>>63835227
light-skinned cornball brotha
>>63835153
I've been to games in Kansas City. Kansas City was pretty damned impressive.
>>63835117
>finally get my brother to start following the NFL
>he likes the Dolphins
>>63835086
It is a relatively common thing in talking about sports teams to refer you team as "we," sorry if you have never encountered that before.
>>63835321
At least he didn't bandwagon to the Pats.
>>63835227
Ha, Blodgers and Whick.
>>63834763
>one retarded autist
>a team
i enjoyed that win a lot but i got over it a week later. its the regular season. the blowout of the buncos was more satisfying desu
>>63835376
5 peyton manning completions
5 cairo field goals completed
>>63835086
Excuse me,
>the Vikes
>the Vikes
Fucking autist triggered by those who include themselves into the collective organization of their favorite team
>>63835290
Kek
>>63835227
>>63835554
EY YO HOL UP
>tfw chiefs havent lost since the royals made it to the world series
its that KC magic, niggas
>>63835129
>tfw i have to be satisfied with blaine gabbert cücking dan quinn
>>63835129
beating the puckers in lambeau
>>63835684
SMALL
>>63835684
This, with slaughtering the philthy ratbirds a close second
>>63835129
raping the dolphins in london
>>63835129
>77 yards
>>63835129
Getting 4 wins
>>63835757
I remember Dolphins fans so hyped for the season about their defense and how Tannehill was ready to become a top 10 QB
>>63835554
FRIED CHICKEN YOU TASTE SO GOOD
Yesterday was proof that if Lions fix the offensive line they are playoff contenders
>Pats have to play against tj ward again
If he goes low on Gronk again I will murder that nigger
>>63835328
>being new
>>63835519
>the Vikes
who?
>>63835896
You'd be late to the scene senpai
I'll empty the clip on that chimp
>>63835321
At least it's not the Colts or Texans
>>63835129
Isn't it obvious?
>>63835949
Shut the fuck up you bitch nigga. The only thing that's going to be emptied is my balls in your mom
>>63835949
it was a clean hit, defensive backs are taught not to go high
>>63835993
>diving at the player's knee
>clean hit
>>63836009
nfl's not for everyone, if gronk can't take it maybe he should go play frisbee
Rushing TD's are a meme stat and shouldn't count for anything
>ziggy ansah is now tied with JJ watt for most sacks in nfl this season with 11.5
BASED ZIGGY
>>63834613
Brady looks way too skinny to be an nfl player
>>63835227
I lost it when I saw that tattoo on his neck
>>63835554
AYO ELI, WHERE DA WHITE WIMMINZ AT?
>>63836020
Yards after reception shouldn't count either.
Even though it would expose Brady as a receiver and TE baby.
>>63836095
AYO, ELI. WHERE DA RUNNIN' LANES AT?
>>63835985
>s-shut up bully! Ur m-mum m8!
Kek, this faggy here
>>63835129
Either blowing out the Broncos or getting that upset win over the Steelers
>>63835982
> you
>>63836009
>Ward goes high
>gets flagged
>Ward goes low
>gets flagged
where they fuck is he supposed to hit?
>>63836128
Some stat nerd with no life needs to go through every qbs stats this year and remove all yac and see how every qb stacks up. Would be interesting to see who the leaders in yards are.
>>63836450
There's already one.
http://www.sportingcharts.com/nfl/stats/quarterback-air-yards/2015/
And guess who leads the league in yards from YAC.
>>63836356
A woman. The NFL has no rules against that unless their is video evidence months after the fact.
>>63836513
Thanks for the link.
Wow it is ridiculous how much yac bradys receivers get. His air yards are basically identical to Blake Bortles and Cam Newton but he has double the yac.
Is there a similar stat breakdown for tds caught in the end zone vs ones the receiver catches then runs in? No idea if it would show anything significant but if be interested to see.
>>63836599
Finding the open receiver and throwing the ball into a space where they can run is a sign of a good QB.
>>63836513
It's not like the QB has no influence on YAC. A good one can see which receivers will be able to run after the catch and which ones will get hit as soon as they catch it, and throw to the ones who will be able to run.
>>63836646
Nah man Brady should try to do 7 step drops with his pisspour oline and throw bombs to Lafell.
>>63836646
I wasn't trying to say Brady sucked or anything but it is just a wow thing to look at. Part of it also has to do with offensive scheme I'd guess. West coast offenses will naturally generate more yac than an air coryell or other type system.
When do the Christmas threads start?
>>63835896
That would be awesome
What would be better is during the post game conference he'd say 'Well I was going to get falgged anyway even if I tired to pull off, so I might as well get my money's worth.'
>>63836684
It's sad how this basically describes the Panthers offense from every season Cam has been there before this year. It's a miracle Cam didn't get David Carred with how inept the offensive game plan around him was.
>>63833644
>>63833666
dubs and trips confirm
>>63833644
>>63833666
>choked in the NFCCG against the us12s in the clink
>turned to shit
hi let us drink our misery away together
>>63837257
> finally beat 49ers and 12s
> still shit
I can never be happy.
>>63833583
>Le It's not Rodgers' fault
>t. Stephen a smith
He's mad tbqh. Skip's bringing down the bantz
>>63837480
Jesus fucking Christ. Those faces. Haven't laughed like this since the Owl reaction
>>63837480
Lel
>>63833928
its incredibly likely that janis fucked rodgers' gf and rodgers has repressed kek feelings about it, thats why hes so butthurt and "doesnt trust him"
>>63837480
how can bayless be smug after he hitched his wagon to Romo full stop only to see him throw 3 picks and get injured like a total kek
So what CFL team will he be playing for next year?
>>63837594
Because Stepehen did the same to Rodgers 5 weeks ago. The meme goes full circle.
So what did you get on Black Friday, /sp/?
>>63837624
The Cleveland Browns
>>63837670
A spaceship. Star Shitizen had a sale and I got a nice spaceship to meme from in game.
>>63837624
>>63837711
Wouldnt be surprised at all if he landed on the Browns and Johnny goes to Dallas.
>>63837779
people on espn/fox are saying johnny = cut
I think he still has some value, and the browns FO don't want to cut him
>>63837505
Do you have that one?
who will be the NFL's first 5,500 yard passer?
>>63837905
Josh Rosen
>>63837880
Enjoy the dank picture of Skip looking like a smug Pepe as Stephen cries himself to sleep as he tries to defend the Seacûcks for chimping out
>>63837880
February 2nd. The day Stephen A. Smith got meme'd into extinction.
>>63837960
Skip is literally a smug pepe
>>63837932
has Rosen been good for UCLA?
>>63838006
he's been insane, playing out of his fucking mind the past weeks. He has the longest active streak in the fbs for consecutive passes without an interception.
He could win the Heisman next year
Bring Moss back?.
>tfw team sucks but the Cowshits are still even worse.
>"Just wait till Romo and Dez are back" they said.
Now that Cam Newton is actually doing something with his career, who has been the biggest non-Jamarcus bust of the past 10 years?
>>63838109
>3 first round picks
>>63838120
RG3
>>63833583
>NE:Patriots list Amendola (knee) as questionable
Amendola is officially out.
>tfw you're Brady
Patriots (or any team) trade 6-8 first round picks to detroit for Calvin Johnson. Opinions?
is this literally the most injury-filled NFL season in history?
I've been watching this game for probably a couple decades now and have never see anything like it. I feel like it's partly confirmation bias but my gut just tells me this is up there.
>>63838120
Trent Richardson
>>63838120
>>63838152
RG3 without a doubt. Like 2-3 first round picks and a 2nd for 1 good year. Worst part is the Rams have done shit with those picks either
>>63838122
And none of them, 1st round or any other, have been QBs since 2009.
This is in contrast to the Patriots who have drafted multiple possible QBs of the future just in case of injury, and then moved on to the next if it didn't pan out. Ryan Mallet in particular was an asset in the trade to Houston.
That's the difference between the Patriots and the Cowboys. The Cowboys have won the division 3 times this millennium because of poor asset control and coaching. Even when they have a good team, they've managed to do squat with it. The Patriots have been to the Super Bowl six times ( double the times Dem Boys have even won the division) in that same span.
>>63838249
If you can't beat him, then take away everything (on the football field) he knows and loves.
Gronk will be last for dramatic effect.
Someone write this script, we've got a movie in the making.
>>63838456
Can we call it Karma?
Watch out Rex
>>63838456
The movie ends with Brady hanging himself after coming home to golden tate 12 inches deep in jizzelle
>>63838289
>6-8 first round picks
Who the fuck would actually do that?
>>63838249
Questionable doesn't mean "officially out."
>>63838598
a owner with a low football IQ
>>63838605
Questionable was the old status at the beginning of the thread. Out is the updated status as of CBS Boston an hour ago.
>>63838598
Dan Snyder
>>63838598
m e t b h
>>63838249
I would hold him out anyway
We need at Nigga for the playoffs
>>63837960
Perfect
>>63838624
or a team who knows they will be good for a long time, ie Pats
>>63838637
WHAT THE FUCK.
This is fucking bullshit.
>>63838654
but pats will be shit as soon as brady starts getting too old
>seahawks
>>63838688
>Cheatriots still manage to win
Brady throws to no ones for TD's anyway.
You know it's going to happen mine as well get the butthurt out of your systems now.
Chiefs vs. Bills who ya got?
>>63838721
chiefs
>>63838689
imagine if the pats had calvin Johnson. They would literally win every game for 5 years
>mfw chiefs make the playoffs after starting out 1-5
>>63838714
Why do you care? I never got all this obsession over one person.
>>63838745
fucking shit tier division
>>63838579
golden tate keked wilson because they were teammates in seattle, how would he kek brady?
FYI there are conflicting reports out there about Amendola's availability.
Jeff Howe @jeffphowe
Danny Amendola has NOT been ruled out for Sunday yet, per sources. His knee will be tested tomorrow before Pats decide who travels.
9:41 PM - 27 Nov 2015
>>63838769
Brady gets traded to the Lions for a waffle
>>63838740
Remember when Brady had Moss?
It would be like that for 15 straight seasons
>>63838806
im a jets fan.
I would jump off of a cliff
>>63838769
Golden tate doesn't discriminate, he keks everyone who needs a good kekin
>>63838772
I still wouldn't start him.
The Pats are going against a Guy off a bench.
It's true Brady is the original guy off the bench superhero but i just don't see it happening here.
>>63838641
Not even him.
>>63838654
Just stop. The Pats currently ride and die by a 38 year old QB and are one play away potentially from a career ending injury. No one, good team or bad, would throwaway gem after gem for 6 to 8 years. That's why teams usually trade within that year or the next.
Mariota to the Eagles was rumored for 3 firsts, 3 seconds, and a 3rd. That's for a potentially 10-15 years with a QB the coach thought could win multiple. CJ is a WR over the age of 30 who has had injury concerns the past couple of years. You have to assess how long he'll be of value in the Patriot's situation.
If we use Brett Favre as a standard for QB longevity, then Brady has 3 more years until he's equal or passes Favre. That means the Pats should be prepared to rebuild at any time in the next 5 years. Trading more than one 1st would be foolish to get a luxury you might not afford later.
>>63838825
should*
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>>63833736
>>63838769
Plot twist
Its Malcom Butler instead
>>63839043
> raidniggers
How do you pronounce /sp/?
If it's not espee youre a pleb
>>63838942
I always envisioned Bill and Tom leaving together and the franchise descending into irrelevancy for 20 years.
>>63838689
>implying
>>63839092
I use espee and spee interchangeably.
>>63838456
use this
>>63839133
>Super bowl 50 ends with a shot of Brady and Belichick walking arm and arm down the beach of San Francisco with the Lombardi trophy in hand.
>>63839071
>>63839092
corn fucking nigger
I cannot WAIT to get vengeance on the steelers this week. they're going to be so fucking exposed
>>63839220
wew lad
>filthydelphia
>>63839237
>>63839133
I can see it, but I can also see Bill trying to follow in Shula's footsteps and coach for 25 years no matter who the QB was. His dad knew him and Bill tried to get a job from Shula when he was just starting, but was unsuccessful.
Imagine what people would say if Bill has 2+ SB winning QBs eras with 1 team instead of bouncing around to the next place.
>>63839278
bill has said one of his goals is to win an owl after brady retires
>>63839308
That shifts all the GOAT talk to him. People start wondering if Brady was only GOAT because of Bill instead of Bill is GOAT because of Brady.
Bill would love that, and we all get to see Brady's head explode when people go back to thinking Montana is better. Everybody but Brady wins, but he's got 4 rings to help him sleep at night.
>>63839266
>TFW unlimited supply of elite running backs
>>63839349
>tfw it's just CJ Anderson syndrome from being the fresh guy off the bench when the opponents are all much more worn through the season.
It happens every year Anon. He's got to prove he's different by doing the same thing next year.
>>63839349
>your coach is still this guy
>alex smith is still the qb
>>63839421
lol
>>63839468
stay eternally cücked by that KC magic, Cantada lmao
>>63834073
>the best Manning
Lol he will be the GOAT
3 owls
All 3 against TomKek Brady
2 denying him 19-0
Holy shit instant HoF lock if he wins the owl against an 18-0 pats
I'd literally jizz everywhere
>>63839566
ty based KC
>>63839566
>based wade davis literally c u c k i n g everything in his path
is there a bigger c u c kartist in sports?
>>63839658
the entire royals team is full of cückartists tbhfam
> Cūckada
>>63839658
>>63839696
>>63839717
What the fuck did I stumble into a boreball thread or do you guys need to get the fuck out immediately?
>>63839781
you need to get the fuck out immediately
bitch
>>63839248
>Putting a rookie on Megatron with no help
I hope the Puckers do that next week. Sounds like a Capers defense to me
>>63833743
>my elbow hurts
>>63833904
Burrs beat Puckers
Puckers beat Vikqueens
Therefore
Burrs > Puckers > Vikqueens
Is Cam the GOAT?
>>63835993
> diving for the knee = not going high
You can tackle low and not go for a player's knees. You're actually supposed to wrap up around the thighs or waist. But hey not everyone on this board actually played foosball :')
who /DROTY/ here?
>>63835129
Season opener, beating the Seahawks, starting their downward spiral to a mediocre season.
>>63840006
If it weren't for those damn energy drinks
>>63833875
>I hate a guy but have him on Facebook
>>63835258
4 tds in a half is pretty sweet though
Who else /Stockholmsyndrome/ here?
>>63836356
the fucking waist, where you're taught to wrap up
>>63840156
Don't even bother. None of the dirty hit apologists have ever actually been on a football field.
who's coach of the year?
riverboat ron?
Bellichick?
Mike Zimmer?
>>63834681
>>63834712
why would this be such a surprise to you?
the broncos are fucking 8-2 and have the best defense in the league bar none. that will show because osweiler won't turn the ball over at his own 20 repeatedly like injured Manning was doing
the patriots have no offense whatsoever anymore especially with Amendola out and their shitty DBs will get sliced up by DT Sanders and Davis. They couldn't even cover some fat white retard on the Bills
The Broncos are the favorites tbqh with you senpai
>>63840238
Dan Quinn
