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>>63830881
I should be ok I think, if it all goes to shit my cousin is pretty high up in some big firm that did a lot of the olympic village stuff so I can beg him I guess
MATT VAN BUREN DESU
So, do any of you even train any combat sport or am I arguing with keyboard warriors all day long?
>it's another shit thread
>>63830898
germany is
>>63830923
>>63830914
I train WWE.
>>63830923
orospu çocuğu, esek!
>>63830914
Get in my guard and find out
>>63830914
UFC black belt
>>63830914
i bet i could heem anyone itt
>>63830953
answer the damn question, Nigel.
>another mass shooting in USA
>>63830960
Are you flirting with me?
>>63830914
after years of combat sports few months ago I quit
I came to a conclusion that I HATE sports where I am dependant of others(besides the coach). Same reason why I hate playing teamsports.
You might think that fighting is done alone, while that is true, in training you are dependant of others. Your training partners need to be just as eager to learn and not to fight. But you'll rarely find someone like this and find someone who will try to decapetate you instead
Now I abandoned that and I'm training in a strengthsport now(not powerlifting)
>>63830971
>>63830971
So an average day?
>>63830984
Don't forget to mention the staph infection because your coach is a filthy fuck who doesn't clean the gym regularly
>>63830984
>(not powerlifting)
why did you feel the need to write this
>>63831008
>tfw the skinfungus came back
its small now though
>>63831016
because its a meme 'sport'
>>63831016
obviously he doesn't want to be mentioned in the same breath with Sick kek rufus
>>63831040
>sick kek rufus
he is really really really muscular, I wish I could be him
>>63831034
so what strength sport do you do.
>>63830914
You can't stop my double leg.
>>63830923
I'm Syrian.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/11/26/9764692/jose-aldo-injured-ufc-looking-for-replacement
I don't like this feel lads...
>>63831112
Shit like this should warrant a ban desu
I don't like Conor at all. However, I don't expect Jose Aldo to show up for the fight. If he does show up, he will fail a drug test.
>>63831112
1/10 made me click
>>63831081
why arent you fighting for your country?
>>63830971
>be american fetus
>get shot mid-abortion
>>63830971
>mass
Only eight people got shot. Not a lot t b h family
you guys i'm fucking over mma journalism and everything mma related except for /heem/. i'm tired of the shilling, the product placement, the fake drama. all i want to do is watch fights and read funny australian shitposts
>>63831141
why fight for some shit desert when I can just move to a country that's actually nice?
>>63831112
>11/26
>implying that meme shit wouldn't have been posted immediately
>tfw bodyclock has been ruined since 193 so will prob sleep through the prelims
>tecia torres' new opponent Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger
Wow no one willing to fight Tecia on short notice. Bunch of literal cowards in the UFC.
>>63831173
are you contributing to Germany? They love to work and if all your snackbar bros go to mooch they'll
turn the reich on right quick. practice that double leg bro
![1448574630062[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/j6jBdeF.jpg "1448574630062[1].webm")
>>63831078
>>63831235
NEETs gonna NEET
>>63831253
was doing that in highschool gym class to tell the truth
Joe Rogan:
>weed doesn't calm me down
>it was TKD that made me edgy
>>63831308
did your gym teacher get mad after you dropped 210kg on the floor
>>63830914
BJJ 3x/ WEEK MINIMUM
>>63831308
I remember seeing vids of wrestlers doing their lifts. It was literally crossfit tier.
>>63830914
steroids: the image
>>63831339
He knew better than to give me guff m8
>>63830914
black belt in karate.
feels good to never have to worry about getting heemed.
Tecia Torres vs Jocelyn Jones-Lybarger @ 194, Lybarger is 6-1 and fighting out of MMA Lab (last fought at RFA 31)
Are there any shorter guys here who box or do mma? By short I'm talking 5'6 and shorter. Does height matter when you're the same weight? I know reach and all that but I'm talking in terms of power and strength.
Pic related is 5'4 and was a pretty good fighter.
>>63831495
i imagine a short man would be more powerful than a tall(er) man in same weight. can pack on more.
>>63831453
already been posted dummy
>>63831527
First time I'm seeing it.
>>63831495
people always say that longer reach=better
but shorter reach also has an advantage; faster, hit harder due less leverage and easier to hit opponent when standing in the pocket
if you are short with shrot arms you need to get good and blitzing forward
>>63831453
>Jocel
Hopefully they bump the slot down on the card.
>>63831495
>Does height matter when you're the same weight?
Depends if you know how to use it. Like Stefan Struve. He is the king of lanklets but he gets heemed constantly because he doesn't know how to use it
>>63831538
literally already posted in this fucking thread you idiot
>>63831495
>was a pretty good fighter
dude was greatest of all time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jgrqnG3xs0
>>63831578
It was my first time seeing it too.
>>63831495
It matters a lot. If you are short you will have to adapt your style way differently then everyone else in the gym. Outboxing becomes impossible.
>>63831582
Naseem was great, though Barrera dominated their fight.
>>63831578
Guess I skimmed over it. Big deal.
>>63831594
>>63831632
apology not accepted
>>63831646
Why are you ways so angry? Also, nobody ever apologizes to you.
>>63831653
That's better. Thank you.
>>63831582
Also, watch this highlight instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLXcgZ84ndk
>>63831495
i mean, be 5'4" fighter manlet who can throw a punch and be seen as "trying to hard" or be 6'2" lover who gets all the chicks without dicks and cant punch?
>>63831661
Filtered
>>63831680
I'd rather be Naseem desu
How many title defenses will Holly Holm have?
>>63831697
I see you, manlet.
>>63831713
5. All against Ronda.
>>63831713
none miesha will destroy her
>>63831680
>>63831719
>implying being one of best boxers of all time doesn't make women flock to you regardless of height
I'd rather be 5'4 desu senpai
>>63831735
>being one of best boxers of all time
easy there cowboy, boxing has been around for a long time.
Why does the UFC exaggerate heights? I laughed out loud when they said Ronda Rousey is 5'7.. She's literally 5'5 and 5'8 Holly Holm made that obvious.
Also Roy Jones Jr is the best boxer ever.
GETTING REAL WINDY OVER HERE LADS!
>>63831732
When was the last time, Miesha ever "destroyed" anyone?
>>63831735
wasnt asking if you wanted to be that
manlet in particular, just an average joe good fighter manlet or 6'2" HEEMless man
>>63831783
Roy jones would be top 30 atleast
>>63831803
>HEEMless
How is this possible?
Will the gay bisexual Brit from the last thread respond to me with (You) and their info. I wish to practice BJJ and WWE with you.
In two weeks there will be three(3)! cards in a row. Don't know how I will be able handle it.
What are you guys doing to prepare?
>>63831845
Quitting my job and going on JSA.
Chad was almost at evens against Edgar, now he's a huge underdog. What happened?
>>63831844
/heem/ is a strictly heterosexual thread, please stop posting.
Hey guys my name is Bill just thought I'd say hi. I've been lurking for a few days. jimmy told me about this place after 193, he might have mentioned me before lol. You seem like a cool crew and I'm looking forward to contributing in any way I can. Peace
>>63831871
How big is Conor McGregor's dick?
>>63831871
when was that taken? never saw it before today
>>63831860
now post when tyson gets heemed by douglas
Hey Bill my name is Ahmed just thought i'd say hi. I've been reading your comment for a few minutes. sandeep told me about your comment after prayer, he might have mentioned me before lol. You seem like a cool guy and I'm looking forward to talking to you in any way I can. Peace
>>63831879
my name is stefan and I like twinks
the lad with the british flag is our gay friend Akhmed, dont ruse him though because he has a short fuse
>>63831893
A month or two I think
>>63831908
>>63831912
>dat hivemind
Saul Rodgers has the Saulution. xD
>>63831941
Will MMA ever get its own Gatti-Ward trilogy?
Serious question, why are you losers all on an imageboard on friday night instead of going out to get poon/drink with friends?
I'm wheelchair midget status with fucked up spine,
the die was cast for me at birth. what's your excuse?
< picture this except 24yr old male.
< Would still heem all you faggots after my mammy changes my diaper
>>63831986
heem'd into another universe
>>63832006
Because in my teens when i had friends i was le edgy and only wanted to post on 4chan and now i want to be a normie i have no friends left since i never spent anytime with them
So i'm stuck here
>>63832006
Because I'm a loser on an image board on Friday night with no friends.
I didn't realize Kim was such a big favorite over Waters given the history Asian fighters have against blacks
>>63832006
Because your night is actually my afternoon
But I actually don't have a good answer for you
>>63832025
Wanna meet up and fuck?
>>63832006
Fuck off R2D2.
>>63832092
im basically waiting to be permaheemed,
you on the other hand should be living your life.
Have i struck a nerve?
>>63832128
I am living my life.
For example, tomorrow I will wake up and go for a run.
Nobody actually cares about 'The fighter and the kid' right?
>>63832128
>You're not living your life unless you're out on Friday nights in a crowded club with loud pleb music wasting money on alcohol and desperately hitting on women who always ask, "Where do you work?" as their first question.
Been there done that my leprechaun friend. It's not as appealing as the movies make it out to be.
>>63832169
It's only the GREATEST podcast EVER to be CREATED
>>63832146
sounds lame
im off to go roll into the sitting room to my little sister and her friends and
make one of them hand me drinks while they try avoid
making eye contact
>>63832006
I just got home from doing exactly that. Also I don't believe a word you are saying.
Who /fury/ here?
>>63832170
>Only to be approached by the Sharia Police before being viciously attacked for being white, drinking, wearing mixed fabrics and not reciting verses from the Quran.
Added some things.
>>63832186
I think all this talk by Schaub is pure bullshit "The podcast is doing so great, I got this gig with FOX coming up I can't talk about".
What does he make a year with that podcast?
>>63832266
All he said was "good money" on the Joe Rogan podcast IIRC.
>>63832283
>I have no brain trauma
6'5 around 105-110 pounds. How do I become an elite boxer? I do 100 push ups and sit ups everyday. I run the treadmill 2-3 hours a day to make sure my legs don't get big. I eat 5 egg whites in the morning, afternoon and night to get the maximum amount of calories through out the day. My diet is perfect I just need to start boxing and I feel like I can be the best.
>>63832344
Actually practice boxing. Lateral movement, throwing punches, defending yourself etc
>>63832344
slenderman?
>>63832344
>6'5 around 105-110 pounds
Thank you mister skeleton
>>63832344
Christ, Gus is the same height and twice your weight
>>63832344
>6'5 around 105-110 pounds
what the fuck
>>63832230
i love the gif where he punches that douchebag in the face
>>63832344
>this many replies for this obvious bait
>>63832266
schaub sells 7,000 tshirts at about $25 a piece each month and gets half of that alone ($87,500 per month)
not including the podcast, onnit, espn work, and the big stuff coming up for FOX.
hes RICH AS SHIT bro no thanks
>>63832443
and people say non whites can't make it for themselves in the US. good on him
>>63832169
Like with all mma personalities it's a love hate relationship. But schaub is a retard most of the time and callen is a retard all the time.
>This shooting in the states
>Being blamed on 4chan already
Only a matter of time till the site is shut down
>>63831871
>Gunnar is billed at 5"11
what the fuck man
>>63831871
DAY DON'T POSE LIKE I DO
By the way fellas, what does "HEEM" stand for?
>>63832006
If this is true, post pic with timestamp
>>63832688
classic bodybuilding faggotry technique is to stand closer to the camera like McGoofer is doing to seem bigger than the other person
Ronda finally did an interview lads, albeit a short one,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>63832344
get a good coach, specifically boxing coach and not meme "striking coach"
>>63832732
low tier bait m8
>>63832732
Wtf? I think you posted the wrong link by accident
>>63832736
>just get a good coach anon
yeah thats easy
>>63831582
>greatest of all time
nah, Barrera pushed his shit in, his record doesn't have enough GOAT contenders on it to be one himself.
>>63831495
>>63831582
>>63831621
>>63831673
>>63832822
really quite surprised heem is being nice about Naseem, last time we discussed him it was met with "can crushing paki"
>>63832788
obviously your own skills and talent will come to play
but don't get meme striking coach that lets you fight with open hands and chin
>>63832025
>having the same story as me
not enough room for the both of us m8 I think we should have it out
>>63832895
These are always awful
>>63832883
>>63832344
>doing sit ups and using a treadmill
do crunches and go swimming retard
>>63832895
Have you seen the Fedor/Henderson fight? That hit would have heem'd anyone
>>63832919
>implying you could be a better job
>>63832933
hes right about this one though
>>63832960
>khabib
>heem approved
what the fuck
>>63831243
>the naive irish lad
>>63832978
When i made the list Khabib actually fought and wasn't perma injured
>>63832960
Considering almost everyone here is a dumb dumb with a dumb opinion, I would say so.
>>63832960
>no demetrious johnson
fuck off
>>63832933
I recently discovered that I am part Native American and the name of this sports team offends me greatly.
>>63832933
just bought me a pair of these to be comfy during fight night
>1 week from now we will be getting an episode of mcbedded
>>63832935
or do v-sits and ride a bike
penguin heel reaches and go for a jog
smoke and a pancake
Anyone have the blank template for favorite fighter of each division?
>>63833060
wearing some lodgemoks right now senpai comfy af
>>63833060
>being so cold you need to wear moccasins indoors
Posting rare heems
>>63833000
literally who?
"Reno Academy of Combat supported her from the very beginning of her career and helped get her where she is today. Anyway, not to go on and on but it's very sad that some people have no loyalty, honesty or morals! I know one thing is my wife, I and all our gym members / fight team helped her and put up with all her fit throwing for years. I can sleep good at night knowing that we all did the very best for her and were there for her even when she wasn't. Good luck Paige, people will find out the real you eventually. Hope you can sleep at night!"
>>63833590
There are like 4 different versions including the painting. Mnm (Make no mistake), it's a great meme.
>>63833651
>Mnm (Make no mistake)
>>63830914
Yes, but my knees are dominick cruz-esque in function, so it's not as fun as it used to be.
>>63833700
Spent too much time on your knees praying towards Mecca, lmaobud?
>>63833724
>Germany
>Talking about Mecca
Sounds about right you c-uck
>>63833739
>being this new
>>63833724
Nah. Blown left knee wrestling in college, almost lost my right leg in a car accident.
What's a good program for setting an alarm on your computer? I need to wake up for the fights.
>>63833765
How do you almost lose your leg? Like nigga just look down fuck
>>63833755
>me
>new
I've forgotten more about mma than you will ever know
>>63833780
kukuklok.com is the one I use every day
>>63833804
fake
>>63833811
...
>>63833780
PM me your phone number, I'll call you 20 mins before the prelims start
>>63833842
I rather quite like this image
>>63833842
Vanessa best girl
literally perfect
>>63830914
Not anymore but I'm thinking about starting again
>>63833842
ew she looks like native american
>>63833898
She really puts how generic the ring girls are in perspective when she's the hottest despite no ass and that weird smile where she only uses her top lip
>>63833893
>>63833898
Meine Moslems!
>>63833927
>Arlovski suddenly has a jaw
He wont after the new drug testing
Back to getting heem'd all the time for him
>>63833927
Thanks brother Ahmed!
when was the last time you were as hype for a card like you are 194?
168 here
>>63831981
never. its not that kinda sport. you cant build an epic story about a sport where the contests last an average of about 5 minutes
MMA will never create the kinda spectacles that boxing used to. Boxing itself will never be that interesting again though. Promoters ruined it.
>>63833927
praise be to you as well!!
>>63830914
boxing and no gi for a couple years after college/before career. i could heem everyone on /asp/
>>63833980
Never
ROGAN IS LIVE WITH SOME SLUT NAMED CEARA LYNCH
http://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>63833980
>168
>Good
Let's settle this, once and for all:
http://strawpoll.me/6117376
http://strawpoll.me/6117376
http://strawpoll.me/6117376
>>63833980
i was pretty hyped to see ronda get ktfo to be frank
>>63834093
thought it was decent desu
but point is pre event hype
>>63834086
>literallly a whore
kek Joe
>>63834086
This is the best he can do?
>>63834093
everyone was hyped for that card. it was back when people still thought anderson had magic powers
post yfw Aldo gets injured and stripped and McGOAT retires Frankie Edgar instead
>>63833842
>>63833893
>tfw no open fire
literally the only thing I want for in life
>>63834152
legit lold at filename
>>63834131
he's worthless as an interviewer
graham and randall were on together and every time they said something "WOW THAT IS UNBELIEVABLE YOU CAN'T EVEN WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND THAT"
how the fuck do you get so little out of those two guys, even if your think he's completely nuts graham is very articulate and interesting
>>63834131
>>63834118
This one is going to get weird.
>>63834152
always skip leg day
Any pics of Rogan's wife?
He can't be faithful to her surely?
>>63834193
he is his own wife
>>63834143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PO0JORhCfA
one of the goat promos
>>63834225
>not
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFrvVpVm6HY
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>63834086
It's really going downhill for him since Ronda's loss. His brain can't handle the stress anymore after 30 years of drug abuse.
>>63834225
you and me aside 2013 was such a great year for mma and promos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8IAyP7kHEE
>>63834225
https://youtu.be/B1rZAxQPzSk
>>63834240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XswgwYjsPw
https://youtu.be/d3ADYmnnQys
Is anyone else watching this Joe Rogan podcast? He has some porn chick that humiliates keks for a living on the internet talking to him right now
>reserved, private mom
>dad came out as gay when she was 12
what in the fuck kinda of life is this
>>63834086
this is weird
>>63834421
Why isn't she making eye contact?
>>63834225
i back, trust me i back
oh great, it's a Rogaine thread
fuck off guys
>>>/https://www.reddit.com/r/JoeRogan/
>Gorilla fucked
>>63834172
Joe should have asked him why he thinks it's OK to have 5 kids with a nigger.
![s17cd4ec9c5ca89a0e500777ecb35f3681f5aada9a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XuUMo7z.jpg "s17cd4ec9c5ca89a0e500777ecb35f3681f5aada9a[1].jpg")
>>63834086
>gorilla fuck
Chieck? Also who /Princess Leia/ masterrace here?
>>63834516
i have that shirt
my mom got it for me at target
Tell me /heem/ what is your fetish?
What is your favorite weight division?
>>63834529
She looks about 14.
top kek at that blackmail story
>>63834638
That was weird.
>asks to get blackmailed
>gets blackmailed
>vid of him doing nasty shit is released and posted
>gets suicidal
This is weird. It is interesting. How did Joe even get this lady on his show? He one of her clients?
>>63834611
Women's Strawweight
>>63834697
fetish or weight division?
>>63834516
Brock Lesnar vs Shane Carwin is one of my favouite fights of all time
>same dudes who go to baseball
lmao
Who is this striking coach?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-Ek_SHVqnA
>ruin me
>>63834804
I would ruin her
lel her facebook page has 3 likes
>>63834804
>makes money off of porn
>Kickstarter
I don't know how long it was but the 13 or so minutes was fine. But this Kickstarter shit bugs me. At least with porn people. Like Christy Mack's Fix My Face fund. She didn't want to dip into her retirement account so asked the fans to give her money to unfuck her face. Then again she can get men to give her money so why not.
>>63834856
don't forget her reconstructive stuff was minor and that doctor did it for free
>>63834856
>helping women with tattoos
>>63834866
>that doctor did it for free
Hope he got a cheeky escort date out of it
>>63833547
Wat dis abt famalam?
>>63835093
>Shogun
>Vitor
kek
>>63835093
which steroids does he take?
>>63835160
bull shark testosterone
