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New Zealand 202
Australia 54/2 (22.0 ov) in the first HISTORIC day/night test with a PINK BALL
India 215 & 173
South Africa 79 & 185 (89.5 ov)
India won by 124 runs and ended SA's undefeated away series streak.
Second T20 between England and Pakistan will start at 16:00 GMT
who should we raid tonight /b/ros?
2nd for Dalton is the best Bond
>>63826711
your mum's vag desu
IMPORTANT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrH6UMYAVsk
>>63826711
/cric/
>>63826714
Connery>Craig>Brosnan>Dalton> Lazenby> Moore
>>63826726
>Connery is the best Bond
Nice meme
>>63826726
>Craig>Brosnan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Poo Peeland
>>63826730
>>63826739
You CANNOT prove me wrong and so you resorted to the same, cliche responses that I've seen dozens of times in reply to my objective, hard-hitting facts.
Knit your sweater
>>63826743
>>63826743
>be poo peelander
>out wiv m8s on the town
>pick up a hot bird
>bring her home
>make her a cup of tea and shake her hand for5 minutes before sending her home
Connery>Brosnan>Craig>Lazenby> Moore>>>>>>>Dalton
>>63826722
replying to my superior opinion and the dubs it caused
>>63826719
this would be so fucking disorientating
Reminder that this is the most underrated Bond
>>63826743
>>63826758
these must be clickbait
>>63826774
I have an elite and intellectual comment on cricket that I will only post if you freshcunts can prove yourselves deserving of it
Are the FSCs gone yet? Can I post again?
Shane > James
>that image
Can only come from one place
Poo>Pee
Starc gone for 6 weeks+
>>63826826
This has to be the guy who keeps linking /pol/ shit
>>63826809
All the casuals are gone la it's just the regular pham again you can post
>>63826826
>these are the people who spam "poo peeland"
>>63826826
>that whole profile
at least Poodam wasn't a memespouter
>>63826826
you all look the fucking same
>>63826827
Pee is objectively better than Poo.
>that pleasurable tingling sensation when you take a long pee
>>63826827
Objectively wrong. I will write out a comprehensive statement detailing the reasons why your post is incorrect. However, it is late and I must retire to my slumber chambers for now.
If you contact me tomorrow I will make sure to respond in kind. Chow!
>>63826826
added to the collage
he LITERALLY has 4chan maymays as his profile pic
>>63826872
>implying that's remotely comparable to the satisfying loss in weight, waist and stomach tightness after taking a big poo
>>63826875
>he LITERALLY has 4chan maymays as his profile pic
link?
i cant find him
Finish eating dinner
Turn on channel 11
'Everybody Loves Raymond is' on
The kids come down for Christmas presents
It hits me
Geoffrey is dead
Why Lord?
>2 likes
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63826866
>you
Pretty sure he's a poopeelian m8
>>63826875
Muscular and handsome Ajay making us look good desu.
>>63826882
You are a SEEEETHING FUCKWIT
>>63826875
it gets progressively worse
redpill me on saxon my /cric/ brethren
>profile gone private
he's here lads
>>63826882
He's in this thread RIGHT NOW because he's fucking deactivating his profile.
Luckily I'm still on it.
>these are the "people" telling you to commit pooicide
It was just a bunch of MRA images and /v/ screencaps being shared
>>63826908
>>63826905
I went there a couple of minutes ago. Nothing interesting. Seems like a bit of a loser with no mates.
Fucking pussy to deactivate his shit though. based daniel gives zero (0) fucks
>>63826895
>>63826908
kek
KEK
K E K
E
K E K
Pls stop bullying lads
>>63826908
is this nigga a klingon?
>>63826905
Ahahahah it literally just disappeared as I clicked from one photo to the next
>thinking you can get away with posting 4chan images on an Facebook post that was screenshotted five minutes prior
Sydney morning herald to be honest lads
>>63826915
I genuinely feel bad for people like him tbqh
His profile just made me depressed
>>63826915
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING FRESHCUNT DETECTED
when daniel was doxxed he shut down EVERYTHING
Normiebook. Twitter. LinkedIn (that pasta was delicious). His music blog. Literally everything.
I barley use FB anyway desu, havent posted anything on it in a while
>>63826904
He's from Adelaide and has downie friends
Also
>checked in at KFC
*What is better?*
>>63826932
KILL YOURSELF SAXON
underage fucking faggot cunt
>tfw you will probably be the next one doxxed
>>63826932
you are LITERALLY trembling right now
https://www.lifeline.org.au/Get-Help/Facts---Information/Preventing-Suicide/Preventing-Suicide
>>63826927
literally only my Twitter because I used it for two months in 2011 and was embarrassing as fuck
I'm literally Facebook friends with multiple people from here, they can see everything. My LinkedIn is still the (although I haven't really touched it recently) and my blog has literally always been public, because that's like the point of a blog
>>63826932
Nobody wants to read your posts anyway you utter shitposter.
You probably think it's funny to write retarded shit on facebook and that everyone will get it, the reality is, people just think you are retarded. That's why you have no friends.
>>63826935
>2011
Damn that was ages ago
That collage of faces of /cric/ is getting on well.
>>63826884
you and him could be brothers tbqh
>>63826932
>literally just used it to comment on an article
Sure m8, sure.
>>63826944
Hi daniel. Are you going to Wellington next week for the IPENZ SENZ trip?
>>63826944
if you have your own blog why are you always blogging in /cric/?
Also, Ivana is out getting plowed by a big strong Aussie and you are sat at home.
Guess we know who's behind the "execute all muslims" posts
Literal Daniel-tier autism
What have we done to be so blessed with an entire day of /cric/ without our resident Indonesian billionaire entrepreneur? Reckon his mum cottoned onto the $2 a month charge on her card for the proxy?
Is Saxon Peters related to Peters Iddle?
Saxon vs Daniel in a loser takes all battle
Who loses hardest?
>>63826937
some poopeelander "doxxed" my >leddit account
if they doxxed me for real though it would basically fuck me
>>63826875
why are whitebois so inferior?
>>63826956
It's a music blog not a personal one. No one gives a shit about my life it's boring and at the moment frequently depressing.
>>63826955
Nah m8 busy as fuck Tbh, trying to make up for the fact that I have no savings by being a full time wagekek for summer
I know you're in here Rhett
>>63826975
We already know you're married, live in Canberra and study or work at university.
>>63826971
daniel stop posting your cv here no one on 4chan is gonna give you a job
>>63826988
check my references, me mum'll put in a good word :^)
>>63826975
We'll get you eventually m8
>>63826937
>tfw create fictitious lifestyles to discuss online to avoid this
Im glad you guy's know who screencapped the kankaroos comment and inspired the collage of indian comments
anybody know where we can contact convict?
Like what prison and the contact details
>>63827001
>saxon desperately trying to change the conversation topic
literally embarrassing
>>63827000
end your life, kid
>>63827008
That wasnt me
>>63827000
This is
>>63826985
>the year of our Lord, Jesus H Christ, 2015
>getting married
literally for what purpose? I'll tell you exactly what I told my missus; I'm not necessarily against the idea but I sure as fuck am not doing any of the work
>work at university
>being an academic
kek
KEK
K E K
no lel I was just doing a Masters
>>63827010
literally kys memespouter
>>63827013
Knit your socks?
Am I the only cunt that posts here that is relatively normal?
Fucking Daniel and Saxon cannot be the average, they are the worst of us, right?
>>63827011
>being on 4chan over the age of 20
Wow dude I literally fear for your life man. Don't have kids.
>>63827011
>Masters
I highly fucking doubt it. You type and argue with the writing span of a 19 year old.
>>63827019
There are far worse here
>reality check
>>63827026
reality check lives a pretty based life by the sounds of it
>>63827019
i'm pretty normal la
daniel is fairly normie, only he has fedora interests
>>63827019
if they let 4chan mix with their actual life to the extent that they're doxxed, they're generally a worst case scenario
>>63827026
>hating Reality Christ
Saxon just had his weekend ruined
Imagine how hard his heart is pumping right now
Most exciting thing that has ever happened to him
>>63827037
I can just imagine a wave of relief crossing over his heart when he realizes that he literally knows about 5 people so he's losing nothing.
And then his heart is filled with the realization of soul-crushing loneliness.
>>63827036
Don't get me wrong I love him and his posts crack me up but like when you think about the fact that someone is actually posting that garbage, and goes to that much effort to make shit up about how great their life is (when all of it is clearly just garbage made up for the point of being funny), then you realise how depressing it is.
>>63827037
>>63827022
I worked 10 hours today and i have a splitting headache, shitposting about cricket is my escape. I'm only 23 anyway. Where will you be when you're 23?
>>63827023
My cricket opinions are god-tier
>>63827047
I fucking hate you
>there are 23 year old unemployed postgrads wasting their lives on 4chan
top kek, what's it in? Sports Psychology?
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63827058
The All Caps are hiring
>>63827022
>he still thinks 4chan is meant for kids
Once you grow out of your teenage mind you will realise that age doesn't matter here
who /literallyinanawfulemotionalstaterightnow/ here?
I'm literally just realising that this is the most fun I've had in the last week, and it involves doxxing a loser on a Malaysian shoe shining board
>>63827000
How does it feel to be an internet celeb, Sexon?
>>63827058
I literally created your pseudo-trip status, statsautist
>>63827064
fucking hell go outside daniel
i'm so wagekeked right now that quiet nights in with /cric/ is pretty much the only relaxation I get. one day you'll cherish this
![CUwz0I3VEAAHG-F[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZSJh6cy.jpg "CUwz0I3VEAAHG-F[1].jpg")
Will Smith score a century for England today?
>>63827069
>the creation of a pseudo-trip whose endgame I have NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO idea of is an achievement equivalent to my """""Masters"""" in Sports Psychology
kek
KEK
K E K
>Paris FINALLY debuts
>GOATs it up
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
http://www.espncricinfo.com/australia/content/story/944817.html?CMP=chrome
>>63827068
Feels the same tbhonest, check my heartrate for instance
>>63827089
had an eye on that lad after he became my best bowler on Cricket Captain
>>63827073
I am man I'm working tons only consolation is the money really. I just get 99% of my social contact from 4chan right now. I tried organising some social events but they all flopped and I know if I try again the same will happen.
And then like I get these small pieces of news that everyone's started a social sports team without me and I just can't fucking take it
>>63827094
literally poorious
>>63827100
do you still keep in touch with your high school friends?
>>63827064
>>63827073
>>63827100
Normies are in a worse emotional state whining over non-issues like girls, parents and jobs. Whereas when you think about it you don't owe anything to anybody except to yourself and the One who created you. In the lingering moments before you die, your body releases DMT. The same drug that makes you dream. The same drug found in every living animal. It's not an evolutionary trick to make you survive. Your body is choosing to release this drug now because it believes your fate is too grim for you to comprehend. So you dream. You dream that everything will be fine. You dream that nothing happened. It's in this moment that your body sits across from you. It tells you 'looks like we're not gonna make it this time.' It sits there with you as you recollect the past before soon parting ways back to the atomic ether. Your body does this because it loves you. You have never met anyone like your body. Your body has been with you everyday, good and bad. It's even kept a journal of your life carved in scars. Your eyelashes always wiped the tears from your eyes.
>>63826708
Cricket sucks... [spoiler]who do i bet on?[/spoiler]
>>63827111
They're pretty much the only ones that actually come to my shitty social events so yeah. But they're not that great to be honest, I feel like I just deal with them because otherwise everything would suck. Most of the band is high school people.
>>63827122
spotted the freshcunt
>>63827100
sounds like me a few years back
I ended up ditching that group because it was clear that none of them really liked me and now I just have a bunch of acquaintances and no friends :^)
I'm a popular and well known pseudo-trip
Guess who
>>63827124
just invite yourself to events through your friends
>>63827134
could I be in the presence of the one and only, elite, muscular statsautist?
>>63827100
Just find somebody who is even more pathetic than you and take pity on them and ask them if they want to hang out or some shit
>have to prepare a speech for a 21st
>there are going to be grills watching
what the fuck do i say lads?
I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
>>63827144
>fatsautist
I said popular
>>63827150
Remember: You don't have a chance to fuck any of them.
>>63827088
>LE ENDGAME MAN XDD
YOU are LITERALLY as obsessed with me as Poo Peelanders are with GOATstralia in general
>>63827100
for fuck sakes daniel, just get a girlfriend you raging homosexual
Here's a task for you; go to the biggest shopping centre in Auckland tomorrow. When there, you have to ask out 10 girls. They'll probably all tell you to fuck off but aslong you're not Saxon-tier you should get atleast one number. That's a start and it'll be good practise for you.
For fucks sakes, you went to PUA lessons, you should be better at this shit.
>>63827134
c-c-could it be based muscular ajay?
>>63827135
Really hard to honestly, I don't hear about them until they've gone
Sometimes I feel like telling people but I really don't want to be invited out of pity either. I'm also just really not comfortable telling people that I'm depressed or anything because I feel like admitting it is succumbing. If you believe you are depressed, then you are, you know.
>>63827150
standard shit about how great of a lad they are and funny anecdotes about dumb shit they did, without being inappropriate to raise in front of their family members or too insulting
21st speeches are so fucking formulaic, anyone can do it
>>63827150
I gave a 45 minute speech at my brother's. Grandmother actually cried when I did the section on dad
One of the best things I've done Tbh
Ivana was there too, for reasons I still don't really know
>>63827150
Is it for a mate? Like a guy mate? Or your own?
Start with how you met them, and some experiences with them from school/work. Just say some embarrassing stuff that people would laugh about, but not cringe. End with something positive though.
Keep it short and concise, people will lose focus if your yarns are shit.
>>63827150
read out lyrics to an applicable song
if people realise you are quoting a song they will have a giggle
>>63827155
>PUA
Still don't really know how this meme caught on, it was some moron on /int/ who thought he knew me but for the fact that he had an Australian flag, and therefore didn't.
>>63827155
>go to the biggest shopping centre in Auckland tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure Sylvia Park is full of Sitalekis and Sitalekettes.
>>63827162
>I'm also just really not comfortable telling people that I'm depressed or anything because I feel like admitting it is succumbing
This is LITERALLY, OBJECTIVELY AND UNIRONICALLY the worst way to deal with it. Talk to a friend, and if they're going to judge you and call you a poorturbed poo peelander, well then they aren't really your friend and you're better off not acknowledging their existence.
I've invited myself in the past and I really don't give a fuck if it was out of pity or not. I'm not doing it for them, I'm doing it for me
>>63827169
>45 minute speech
This is why your dad offed himself. Because you're a dry cunt who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
>>63827182
if daniel fucks Sitalekette he will have a coconut son who will go on to play for the Ball Sacks
I literally do not see a problem with this
daniel are you a virgin?
How can we get rid of all these autistic Poo Peelanders + krazykasual, lads?
Will England win the T20 Cup?
>tfw no more Johnson pies
How do i live now lads?
>>63827198
How can we get rid of YOU, Poodam?
>>63827184
Yeah that's the thing I don't really have anyone. I think it's why i spend so much time here. I really hate being an attention whoring faggot here sometimes but often it's best just for me
I think Ivana knows more or less but she sucks at being feelsy, and also I don't really want to bring my negativity into that friendship, it's one of the few I have that is based around jokes and fun.
>>63827198
literally poorious
>>63827204
You should unironically become mates with muscular Ajay
I think you two could really bond over your mutual >tfw no gf :3
>>63827203
fuck me this photo is bad
I need to update my facebook, that's a year and a half old now
>>63827176
I made it up but that's beyond the point
You are just another pseudo-trip I created
>>63827204
You still haven't given me a good reason why you shouldn't go through with my suggestion. It's literally the most constructive thing you can do in your predicament
>>63827204
At your age it's a difficult thing to do, expose yourself like that so someone, especially face to face. If like you say, she knows, then she would probably be open to talking about it. You would just need to know the right time and place, and not expect any particular response from her.
>>63827212
Not gonna lie, I still want to meet him. I know he's said TONS of shit about me on here, including some really edgy and personal stuff so he probably assumes I'm out for his head, but I don't really have any friends that are properly into cricket, and I enjoyed meeting the lad I went to the rwc games with so I'd be fine with it.
if there were a full side competitive don bradmans cricket esports team, would that be a sport?
>tfw too late to register for another season of cricket
when will the pain end, lads?
>>63827214
You look handsome as fuck tbqh. Don't listen to the smelly abbos who give you shit.
>>63827226
>promise myself that I'll join a club
>panic with all the assignments I get in second semester and put it off
every fucking year
>>63827221
what is talking about it going to achieve?
Talking about issues like that is the biggest pseudo-psychological meme I've ever heard.
Any real psychiatrist would tell daniel he needs a solution to his problem. Talking about it is just a means to that end.
>>63827217
Good reason? Too busy right now. And I have better places to meet grills at as well I'm just a bit shit at finding ones I like
>>63827221
More that she's just a bit shit at making me feel better. Like it's obvious that she cares because she tries to be all nice and send me meaningless messages so I don't feel alone but I don't think she's ever had any proper emotional problems herself and therefore just spouts "just b urself"-tier garbage
Got some grades back. A and A+. Still waiting on 2 papers. wtf lads
>>63827242
this
besides, 99% of people think depression is a meme where you just feel sad for a few days and will laugh at you
>>63827232
it just looks like shit
>>63827226
Fuck I know this feel too
I also just have like no idea where to actually go to sign up or what league I should join, and I have pretty much no gear that is my size anymore as well
>>63827228
Shut the fuck up. You are objectively wrong.
Honestly, there is literally nothing I find more repulsive on Earth than mediocrity, and honestly there is literally no greater personification of physical mediocrity than Poodam Gaylor.
I mean look at him: that shitty milquetoast unoriginal haircut, that shit-tier fashion choices straight out of the wardrobe of a manchild whose mother buys his clothes at Kmart, that disgusting skinnyfat gut pushing up against his bland and generic tee, and last of all, THOSE. FUCKING. BRACES.
There is NO reason why anybody young enough to wear braces should post here, and there is NO reason for Poodam to take any pride in his physical appearance in this photo. Everything about him screams shit. Literal shit. That jacket? Shit. That shirt? Shit. That forced "if I smile hard enough girls will think I'm an easygoing and friendly guy :)" smile? Literally, objectively and unironically shit.
Make no mistake - there is literally nothing on earth more repulsive than mediocrity, and Poodam Gaylor's bland, 17 year old face literally makes me vomit. This is an objective fact. He should be ashamed of himself.
Does anyone enter the cricket show competition?
Can win a GM Purist this week
>>63827243
literally just excuses, it would take 30 minutes tops.
You have hours to spare shitposting about cricket everynight but you don't have an hour to try and solve your "crippling depression" ?
THIS is your problem daniel.
>>63827257
>>63827257
hi sitaleki
>>63827026
>>63827029
>>63827036
>>63827042
>Believing fan fiction
Daniel, I will hang out with you if your pay me $10 per hour.
Elitespouter here btw
Goodnight
>>63827289
Bad night, Poodam.
>>63827266
I do, but I don't feel that would solve it honestly man. Sure I could find some basic 4/10 with no taste, but what good would that do to my mental health?
But at the same time, I have no idea what would actually solve it. what I'm trying to work out right now really.
But like little things really knock my confidence, like today my brother was talking about the new people at his work, and one of the girls from my year is there, and he just goes "yeah she said she was going to Hugh's house tonight", and I just fucking feel this enormous punch of "ha ha ha you didn't get invited" and it completely knocks my confidence to get invited
>>63827275
>i was a dj in a shitty club
>I went into advertising for a bit
>all of a sudden I have $40Million
kek pretty funny tbqh
>>63827275
>it doesnt hurt to have some arbitrary belief
Except for the millions that die for arbitrary religious beliefs fuck ive been triggered
>>63827302
>and he just goes "yeah she said she was going to Hugh's house tonight"
>>63827302
ABSOLUTELY
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>63827275
>little sister, who was also my best friend, was murdered
Fuck some of his lines are just top fucking notch shit.
>>63827302
>o-o-oh, hi Danny, I invited you but i guess Facebook must have glitched, haha. But now that you're here, quick! Grab the camera. Hugh, and I were just about to get started prepping the Indian bull :)
>>63827302
maybe he was weirded out by you telling him about his /cric/ fame
>>63827302
>Sure I could find some basic 4/10 with no taste, but what good would that do to my mental health?
Daniel, it's time someone told you the truth.
You are not in a position where you have the luxury to be picky. You literally just need to be in a relationship. Think of it as practise, a means to an end. You need to learn how to talk to people, build your confidence, learn how to brush off rejection like that Hugh example.
The real reason you don't want to do what I told you to do is because the idea frightens you stiff. For you doing that would be extremely confronting and I'm going to guess nearly impossible without you spilling your spaghetti everywhere the first few times. But that's exactly why you need to do it. Keep putting it off and you'll be stuck in your current predicament forever.
>>63827330
Her fat freckly arm and foot face make me feel ill tbqhfam. spoiler that dog from now on please
>>63827315
>>63827330
>>63827345
is hugh a jew?
>>63827348
>t. Reality Check
>>63827348
muscular krazykrezja dropping truth bombs
>>63827352
No, but he is often mistaken for one due to his overwhelming intelligence and wealth.
Shouldn't you fuckwits be asleep? Or n town with friends?
No wonder you are depressed.
>>63827374
>Out
>in "town"
>in Canberra
kek
KEK
K E K
>>63827374
saving up my wildness for tomorrow night la
>>63827348
I really don't see how being in a relationship at any cost is going to fix anything though. What I need is more friends, which obviously requires something similar to what you're saying, but I feel going into it with the sole goal of 'get gf' is a recipe for disappointment
And I'm working towards it man. The two new guys in my band are both pretty normie and have lots of friends and when we get more gigs I'll hang out with them and their friends more and I feel that's one of my ins. I had a reasonably good time the other night with our bassist and his other band, I just need to hang out with them more often to make me feel less alone and shit
>>63827374
Not working tomorrow Tbh cherishing my night
>>63827380
>What I need is more friends
>I'll hang out with them and their friends more and I feel that's one of my ins.
You're planning this out too much. You need to plan less and do more. Perhaps its a personality trait of yours to be super structured in social situations, but it can be quite repellent. You need to be more prepared to do things at any given moment. You just need to relax and not run risk analysis every time you're about to leave the house.
>>63827396
>cherishing my night
>staying up until 3am browsing posts on a maltese pottery conclave
>>63827305
If it wasn't religion men would have fought for something else, war is human nature m8.
>he is in a cricket thread
>no cricket is on
>on a friday night
it held together pretty well desu
>>63827452
M8 it's 2am on Saturday
>>63827452
>he isnt waiting for the Pakistan vs Pakistan match which starts in 3 hours
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual detected
>>63827455
I'm glad
This could unironically be the best thing to happen to test cricket
>>63827444
Seems like you get it at least. You can't put your social eggs in one basket. You will reek of desperation if you expect something to happen. For example, your band thing, those people may not be compatible with you at all but it seems like you are diving head first to try to make them your new group. You simply can't do that. Real friendships take time to develop through casual daily interactions which aren't forced.
>1:18
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/944699.html
alright, which one of you was that
>>63827488
You.
>>63827466
what? didn't they play like yesterday?
>>63827484
Sexon dropping elite truth bombs
>>63827484
what are your thoughts on statsautist?
>>63827507
hi statsautist
>>63827512
hi daniel
>>63827482
Yeah no I'm not doing that don't worry. I know it's hard to give the impression that I'm sane and not a literal retard on 4chan but I do kinda know what I'm doing.
To quote the guy I met during the rugby World Cup "you aren't anywhere near as socially retarded as I thought you'd be"
But at the same time, I do spend the majority of my time alone and it's really fucking getting to me. I realise I can't just force new friends and that's probably the hardest part. Half of my semi-friends aren't really close enough to fill the gaps in my social life yet.
But like I really don't have a single person who I can just call up and chill with or whatever without it being a little bit weird, which fucking sucks.
Anyway I'm going to sleep now sorry for being a self centred cuntbag, but I'm getting multiple captchas now which is a sign if been posting too much
>>63827484
I wish I was pretending man, I really do.
I wish you were pretending too actually, you're better than this.
>>63827536
Good riddance.
Fucking cunt
>>63827484
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
>>63827572
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>>63827484
>you typed all that out
wew lad don't let your 'missus' find out
the freshies are out in force tonight
>>63827435
So is basic hygiene, and the last time I checked Bangladesh still existed, so quit your jabber about war.
>nb4emus
>>63827591
newfriend spotted
>>63827502
>>63827507
>>63827543
>>63827572
>fresh off facebook newcunts in sharge of knowing Based Elite meme copypastas
>>63827362
this tbqhafattp
>>63827639
>I-It was only p-pasta!!!
When we wake up tomorrow and find that daniel has killed himself YOU and ONLY you will be fully to blame
/cric/ should be renamed to /eternaltripdrama/
Jelly of your AusNZ social club desu, wish more Indianons posted here.
Goabro must be partying while I sit here masturbating.
>>63827660
you're not the first person to masturbate to my elite cricket opinions tbqh
>>63827657
I suppose thats what happens when literal children want to be popular on a chinese painting sheet
>>63827652
>first posted april this year
>still doen't recognise it as a matt pasta
literally how fresh are you m8?
>>63827657
freshcunt detected
>>63827660
fuck off faggot
>>63827728
Why on earth would I ever step foot in /nrl/?
>>63827728
>parrots matt memes endlessly
>doesn't know were they first appeared
knit yor socks freshie
>hes not watching the Bangladesh t20 league
I'll put forward my SAGE advice as a supreme gentleman of 35 that trying to do anything to make (ie force) friends will score you some acquaintances for five years max. Everybody is as complicated as you; your depression and anxiety is also suffered by roughly 100% of people at some point to some degree.
As with a fair amount of retard Hallmark adages, this one is correct: How can you expect for someone to like you if you don't like you?*
For more direct advice: Fuck social jewdia right off. Leave your phone at home, remove mirrors from your house, meditate. >BEE yourself
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*this message has been brought to you by the ghost of Reality Check. The restless Kuta tribes needed a virgin to throw into the volcano.
Can't stand when Starc attempts those Brett Lee/Mitchell Johnson-esque looks after every ball, he WANTS to be known as a cunt so badly.
>>63827848
proxy off mcmeme
This was one of the worst threads I've ever seen
I wish they still let you delete OP threads whenever you wanted to, because this thing needs to be wiped off the face of the earth
>Jos Buttler is captain
>>63828807
>doubting le destructive wicketkeeper batsman who is bad at wicketkeeping and batting
>>63828517
You can change that by dumping GOAT webums
>actually watching cricket
>playing matches on consecutive days
>>63828835
>png
>3.83 MB
>>63828835
MODS
>waking up at 11pm EST to watch a bunch of cunts run around with pink balls and wood
>>63828937
Day's play ended 5 hours ago m9.
If Shahid Afridi were a coward, he'd be Shahid Afraidi.
>Poot
>>63827302
>I just fucking feel this enormous punch of "ha ha ha you didn't get invited
Hit way too close to home. I don't even get invited to watch anime with the actual weebs.
Is there a match going on, veero?
Will England?
england please score runs
Bongland to lose by 4 wickets.
>day/night test
>poopistan
>England shit the bed
>still score 172
>Chris "Wide Ball" Woakes
>Buttler captain
>"Resting" a captain who literally only plays one dayers anyway
