Poo Peeland on pooicide watch
>night test
>it's not dark
kek nice """"sun"""" you got there
>>63825599
first
>starc ded
Poopeelia Ltd. everybody
with no starc we literally can't be bowled out in the 3rd innings tbqhwyrn
>>63825616
Zimbabwe btfo
Holly or Ellyse lads?
MWNN literally BTFO on the cricket thread
KEK where did all of the poopeelians run off to?
what pizza should i order lads
Score??
>>63825632
whichever doesn't have a cock
>>63825637
Macaroni pizza from CiCi's
>>63825632
Ellyse looks pretty nice
If she's the one with the milo hat
>>63825636
I had a cheeky shower and then I realised I'd rather play BF4 desu la
>>63825637
get a banana tomato sauce supreme from India
>>63825632
The one who doesn't look like Dave Mustaine
>le pink ball under lights
>no starc to bowl
>it's slowly getting darker
Pretty exciting, family
LOL nice one slats XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>63825660
Fuck off, you're making me sick
lol his moustache
>>63825653
HELLO ELLY, MEET THE REAL ME
>>63825670
It's chocolate milk he had at dinner
>moustache
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
muh low center of gravity jumping look at the sky big bat man
>Tranny shaming
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
why do poopeelians love cock so much?
>Australian posting chicks with dicks
No surprises there
>tfw the Rock's performance in Scorpion King is better than NZ's performance at Adelaide
>Ian Smith losing it
LMAO
Ian Smith BTFOing poopeelian cricket casuals
>>63825701
>>63825703
Why do youse always post in pairs?
>>63825714
Computer and mobile phone
poopeelia is literally Sterc: the team
Just got scratched by a stray cat. Should I be worried?
>>63825728
is there poo in the wound?
Must be so easy being gay 2bh
>>63825714
Rules for posting as a Kiwi on /sp/
1. Wait for an Australian to enter the thread
2. Always post together in groups of two or three
3. Imitate Australian posters and hope they accept us into their communities
If we follow these
siddle has unironically been a better bowler than johnson since 2013
If Peter Siddle was a full grown penis he'd be Peter Diddle
>>63825728
considering it walks around on human feces all day, yes
who /stacker/ here?
>>63825728
Yes, that cat would have been walking all over shit
>>63825733
it is, want be to bum you?
Is Steve Smith up there as one of the great meme captains
>collar up
>licks hands before every delivery
>goes through a stupid routine before facing each ball.
>>63825728
no but the cat should be
>>63825747
proxy off autissie
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch
>>63825733
>7 years going to pubs and clubs
>not once has a woman ever straight up offered sex
>10 minutes in a gay bar
>guy offers to suck my cock because he has a straight guy fetish
Of course I let him but that isn't the point.
If Peter Siddle was a shitty entertainer for pleb children, he's be Peter Combe
Who /HighTest/ here?
@63825756
>spams shemales
>calls others poofters
fucking kys
>>63825760
GO FUCK YOURSELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHgUGYMxD_Q
>>63825761
/DayNightTest/ tβh
HAZLEGOAT
Just as I predicted, Shittle has done nothing
>all out for less than 200
Embarrassing
Maybe a bit of swing at night with a new ball though
>>63825778
>LEAVE KANE TO ME
Hey fellas, I know this is /cric/ and I'm watching, but my GF's son is staying over at my place while she goes out tonight. Does anyone know any good movies that kids enjoy? He's 8 but he really loves the Friday movies, I guess Ice Cube kinda looks like his dad.
Well she probably won't be coming over until late tomorrow arvo so I need a few movies to watch inbetween now and then. Thanks
Why is the thread dead
>POO POO PEE LARDS literally can't play outside of their meme grounds
fuggit
>>63825773
Wiggles are for patrician chldren
>>63825783
lord of the rings trilogy = 10 hours+
Where did all the ass blasted poo peelanders run off too? Too busy getting their poo pushed in?
>>63825784
Most of us are out with our wives and girlfriends, I'm just checking this thread out on my iphone while my wife takes a piss
ALL PART OF THE PLAN
>>63825791
>run off too
>off too
>too
kys
>South Australians
>>63825799
Knit your socks?
smash it southee
cheeky southree hundred off 20 balls coming up
>the dad and the kid on the holden ad don't say bloody caravaners anymore
>just caravaners
>>63825783
A Clockwork Orange
BTFO
GO HOME TO MOUNT DOOM
>>63825783
American History X
Romper Stomper
>>63825806
kek your sister
WE DID IT BROS!
200!
>>63825813
Bit of the old in out in out
2 0 0 B A N A N A S
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fuggsticks
we would have literally won the ashes if siddle was in over johnson
reminder its better for us if we get out quicker
>>63825831
Nah. Definitely would have won if we had based Ryno though.
>taking 200 wickets in a dead game
D I N N E R
I
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based siddle
Thank God that in NZ, cricket is just a sport for private school pussies and is literally the 7th most popular summer sport.
Got an email from my boss today after I ran out at 3 with work to do for a client and he signed off with "CUNT YOU WILL BE CUNTED"
Am I fucked?
>>63825555
FUCKING HELL LADS I'VE GOT GOOSEPIMPLES
THIS IS THE STUFF OF HISTORY
>>63825839
>we only care about ODI's anyway
Rugby Union = Tests
League = ODI
Sevens = T20
Is Voges the worst fielder of all time?
>voges
>voges
didnt even let the keeper get it
disgusting
>BOGUS
Ahahaha
>VOGES
HAHAHAHA ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
RIP Voges
"no"ges
kek
KEK
K E K
K _E_K
>>63825851
Touch = Day/ Night tests with pink balls at Flatelaide
Aussies will be all out for 100 the way it's looking now.
KKKKK
EEEEE
KKKKK
>Poo Peelia have scored ZERO runs in D/N tests
How can one team be so shit?
Is the red ball that much different to the white one?
why the fuck is every 2nd cunt in adelaide wearing a blue shirt
holy fucking lel that slow-mo close up of the drop
please tell me someone has screencaps of that
Bwahahaha someone make a gif of that voges face in the slo mo
>can't even bowl NZ out for 200
the impoverished hovel of Australian cricket
>LE VOGES DESERVES TO BE IN LE TEAM XDXDXDXD
>>63825838
Full of fucking salt, learn to cook it yourself idiot
>>63825871
Gotta hand it to Adelaide, they've come out in force today.
is siddle the greatest bowler of all time to take his 200th wicket with the pink ball?
>>63825880
Not like they have jobs
>>63825869
they're running low on white leather
>>63825871
Skroikers m8
>>63825877
>he doesn't have a high hours, high paying job that prevents him from preparing nutritious meals
>>63825883
>Implying people in Brisbane do
Which one of you is this?
https://www.reddit.com/user/josanator
The supreme casual normies are out in force tonight, as expected
That catch was actually very tough. Running backwards, under lights.
Why can't any other state do sport like SA and VIC?
>>63825893
Mrs. Voges please
>>63825893
He was actually running forwards you fucking idiot
>>63825893
He's lucky it wasn't one of the lower order batters her dropped
>>63825893
specialist fine leg detected
>>63825887
Jokes on you faggot, my sunday is dedicated to cleaning my house and cooking highly nutritious meals I keep in the freezer for the fortnight
You probably still live with your parents
200
0
0
POOPEELIA BTFO
>>63825898
No, it literally was a tough (not exceptionally so) chance.
You are literally outing yourself as someone who has never played cricket by claiming otherwise.
>>63825903
>posts on 4chan
>doesn't live with parents
>>63825893
The Voges family in full force tonight
if australia is all out for 1 runs, will NZ enforce the follow-on?
who was the english chick on the abc commentary? I like the way she says balls
>>63825909
hi daniel
>>63825908
>literally
>literally
discarded
>>63825908
I coach u-17 girls and I've literally never seen them drop a chance like that.
>>63825891
>this is your average /cric/ user in 2015
>>63825891
>Feels bloody amazing. Chips are saltier than a NZ cricket fan right now though
>>63825753
haha funny guy
lot of swings and misses
who /worry/
>POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE >POOTHEE
>>63825915
not very good at this, are you?
Warner should have dropped it for the keks
THANK YOU BASED WARNER
Gif of the Voges catch famalams
Work just called in lads
>sixes
>meme swinging at everything
For fuck sake
Trust New Memelanders to turn this occasion into a memefest
Warner ain't dropping it
>>63825912
>not the poollow on
>>63825893
He's a professional cricketer that should be able to make catches under difficult circumstances, it was in no way impossible
>poo peeland in charge of batting for 1(ONE) full day
>>63825931
>turning the memefest into a memefest
Who frozen chips here?
>under lights
>pink ball
Ausfailia all out for <150, calling it
>>63825929
>catch
(Check the cricket aus website/app)
>202
I think >we can defend this
>Abhishek Agrawa: "let's talk about the firsts of this historic pink ball test cricket. 1st victim: Guptil, 1st wicket taker: Hazelwood, 1st boundary: Williomson, 1st 50: Latham, 1st 6: Southee. waiting for 1st duck, century and other records"
>Williomson
>>63825931
>turning a memefest into a memefest
Why the fuck is there a night test anyway?
This is retarded
lads I've been trying to post webms but my net speed just got shaped and my captcha fails before they finish uploading
>>63825941
Most nights desu, usually with a Birds Eye Steamfresh(tm) veggie packet
>"Black"-Caps
>Can't perform at night
hehe
>night test
>ground is lit up
Can't even play in the dark the bunch of poofs
>>63825954
Fuck off you degenerate
Where is Reality Christ? He said he would be here
>>63825951
Look how many people showed up. I would definitely attend a night game, I was sweating like crazy at the Gabba test
>>63825965
WELL THEN THEY'D BE THE FUCKING NIGHT CAPS WOULDN'T THEY YOU STUPID CUNT
>>63825941
another night, anon
>>63825941
Had some earlier put em in a sandwich with some onion
>>63825976
Not necessarily
hehe
>>63825978
There honestly no reason to buy a brand name, those are perfect if you cook them properly
On the TV now: When Cricket Was Fun
>>63825917
>I coach u-17 girls
p-p-pics
reminder that KFC have gradually decreased the size of their chicken portions over the years and use more batter than they used to
>>63825972
>peeality kuck
>actually watching sports
He's a shitposting mong
MODS GET THE FUCK HERE
>147 more runs to win
Saffers might just chase this down
>Night game
>It's still daylight
t-t-thanks
gotta love the hide post feature
>poopeelians so scared that they are going to lose that they are shitting up the threads with trannies
kek
KEK
>>63825972
probs has to visit a mosque with isis wife
>>63825998
how much did your blokes make in the 2nd innings?
>>63825996
lol you sound like a little brat
Reminder he will NEVER play another test series after this year
Reminder he will NEVER reach another bowling milestone
Reminder Hazelshit and Starc WILL be bowling an inconsistent line and length for the next decade
>>63826000
>000
warner century confirmed
>tfw there faggots in straya
baka desu
Last three digits of my post is poopeelia's score before being all out tonight
>>63825998
You jinxed it cunt.
>>63825616
post pic of your window vanuatubro
when is he coming back lads
What's the best beer lads?
>>63826019
unironically better than s marsh
>>63826024
fosters
>>63826024
Cobra>Carlsberg>Fosters
>>63826019
too bad he would make a better model than batsman
>>63826024
In Australia? James Squire Amber ale
>>63826025
unironically better than m marsh too
>>63826024
Asahi, coopers and VB
>>63826024
Panhead Quickchange XPA
>>63826024
little creatures indian pale ale
>>63826033
>Asahi
>dat swing
KEK POOPEELIA ON POOICIDE WATCH
>>63826033
>VB
You might be wanting to be patriotic and that, but that shit is disgusting
>>63826024
Kingfisher
Warner's looking shit lads
>>63826040
LITERALLY seam movement
>>63826024
Dos Equis, or Pilsner Urquell
who /worried/ here?
>>63826048
right here lad
>>63826024
Whiskey
If Australia gets no more runs and gets all out, will NZ enforce the follow on?
>>63826047
u wot
>>63826042
I've become accustomed to it from years of being a poor uni student.
I'm drinking Sapporo right now, it's bit too bad either
>>63826050
>strayan genetics
>>63826033
>>63826034
>>63826037
>nip piss
>IPA
>IPA WITH AN XTREME X!!!!
pls
I'd hate to be Chris Rogers sitting at home right now
>>63826024
Yebisu
>>63826060
Grandstand m8
>>63826056
Rise above Kingfisher, my friend. The world of beer holds many wonders
SETH AFRIKA BTFO
>>63826060
He's not at home he's in the commentary box m8
Thinking of getting this as my next car but worried it might be a bit meme-y in a few years time
>>63826060
I would too after Worst Marsh was bragging about how Rogers fixed his technique.
When he gets out for the inevitable duck, Roger's chances of a coaching career will be over
JUST
Bunch of alchos
>>63826050
fucking kek, thanks lad
>>63825728
Enjoy your toxoplasmosis
Reminder Voges is still one of the best middle order batsmen in the ENTIRE world
>Boourns
>>63826050
he had his money on nz getting 200
shieeeet
shit
SHITNER
W O R K
O
R
K
>WARNERSHIT
WARNER DOWN
It begins.
Saw that one coming
>smith will now be facing swing
>KUCKNER
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>>63826008
you jinxed it cunt
Who is this seamin' demon?
>>63826024
Reschs on tap
:)
Like I said, Australia all out <150
>LE FUG LE BOLD XDXDXDXD
BLOWN.
THE.
FUCK.
>>>/out/
