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>Via KTLA 5
>popular YouTube personality Mikael Jackson also known as EDP445 had been found dead. According to his friend Delia Lopez EDP went to her car to eat a pastrami sandwich he has brought as a snack to a bar. But never came back. He had left for the car after getting into an argument with the bar owner after being told he wouldn't be allowed to bring in outside food when he entered the bar eating wings and fries. Acrostic to Delia it usually takes him five to four minutes to eat a footlong. Feeling something was wrong she went to look for him and found him 500 yards from the bar on the ground unresponsive. Foul play is suspected. He was 22.
Literally who
>>63824426
>eat dat footlong
>>63824426
bullshit
lel that anchor woman
>>63824492
>EDP Mom.. I'm Surgeon General.
>you don't get to bring burgers
>>63824492
>implying his name isn't Bryant Moreland
>implying it would take him 4-5 minutes to eat a foot long
>>63824426
I wish. Think it would be bigger news if a whale was found dead in car
>>63824426
15 minutes of fame.
Next
>>63824609
>Think it would be bigger news if a whale was found dead in car
Even bigger if it was wearing an eagles shirt.
>>63824426
>>63824426
Why would a local station in Los Angeles report on a fat nobody dying up in Bakersfield?
>>63824426
DIBS ON MA NIGGA'S EAGLES HATS
>>63824426
he's actually 24 and a virgin
>>63824426
English better not be your native tongue.
>he's a nigger (not black, I'm guessing his parents are on assistance)
>he lives at home
>he is a virgin
>he is a fan of a team on the other side of the country and where he has never lived
>he is a unemployable NEET due to his attitude and general slovenly laziness
>he makes videos spazzing out over a game
>spends his entire welfare cheque (fuck you I'm spelling this the right way) on jerseys and hats and buckets of fried chicken
This guy must be the biggest loser on the planet, he might even be a planet in a loser galaxy
>Mikael
niggas
>>63826291
He got a gf and he eat dat pussy erryday
f
FAKE AND BULLSHIT
>michael jackson
>>63824426
I claim sole ownership of all EDP intellectual property and all rights accruing therefrom. not excluding all rights to the list of the "top 200 pornstars of all time"
>Making shit up about some literally who Amerifat Youtube cunt
Nice 'sport' ya got there.
what's your favorite edp moment this season, /sp/
>NEW YORK GIANTS, WASSUP MOTHERFUCKER. TALKING ALL THAT GOD DAMN SHIT.
>>63826258
because LA is South Bakersfield in terms of weather and spic population
>>63830515
>HAVE FAITH IN WHAT?
>>63830515
>With that ugly ass smile
>smile Tony
>cmon SMILE NIGGA
>>63830515
>YOU TOOK A GODDAMN OATH TO THE DEFEND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN TURF AGAINST ALL MOTHERFUCKIN ENEMIES FOREIGN AND GODDAMN DOMESTIC NIGGA
>>63830515
>WINNIE THE POOH ASS LOOKIN MOTHA FUCKA
