>tfw waking up drunk on thanksgiving
This day /sp/. This day encompasses why america is superior to yourop. As the day goes on, I will continue to drink until beligerently drunk again. I will watch football with my extended family and eat a multi-course turkey dinner like a fatass and there's not a damn thing any of you yuro shits can do about it. After that, I'll play it by ear. Maybe ill get into a drunken arguement with my cousin who I don't like and embarrass my family. Maybe Ill get into a discussion about politics with my liberal-as-shit aunt and intellectually crush her. Who knows. One thing I do know, however, is that most of you yuropeons have nothing to look forward to later except maybe sucking on your father's cock.
I find it hilarious that American financial markets are closed today. That basically menas that the entire business world is shut down for one day just because we said so. Get fucked yurop.
-signed America
>>63803450
this post makes me happy.
>watching C uckegg
There is nothing more beta
>>63803450
>tfw you were all up all night drinking and doing coke and you wake up with coke dick
>>63803450
>being this happy that every year on this day, your chances of getting shot are dramatically decreased because everyone's inside
>>63808683
whats coke dick?
ive only ever tried weed/alcohol/molly
>Tfw can't get too drunk cuz driving
>>63803450
You are aware that Europe has holidays, sports, and alcohol as well, right?
I do something similar every weekend lad
>>63808741
>europe
>holidays
>sports
>alcohol
Leave the celebrating to us.
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i worked 11 hours today
fuck you OP
>most important national holiday in America
>shitposts about europe
lel
>>63808741
>european "holidays"
Everyday is a holiday for them after being bailed out of World War 2
>>63808845
Was it a half day?
>>63808993
oh i forgot you americans actually have to work far more than us lmao
enjoy your day off, you need it more than me
>>63809060
>working
>not already having accumulated wealth
Is your family brown or just stupid?
>>63803450
God bless America
I didn't read most of your post, but I wonder if any convenience stores are open? I could go for a 6er.
>>63809155
wait, so you're a NEET?
wew lad
>>63803450
God damn I love being American.
>>63809206
passive agression is a sign of depression wagie you should get that checked out
>>63808706
erectile dysfunction caused by cocaine use
>>63808741
wow shut up you insecure faggot europe basically banned all holidays that aren't halal to appease their mudslime rulers
Thats nice, dear
>>63809298
>people who work are more likely to be angry than people who do whatever they want all day.
Thank god that graph existed, I would have had no idea.
>>63803450
>hungover on thanksgiving
>got like 2 hours of sleep maximum because i did coke with my friends and got drunk
>have to do the turkey trot - 5k run at 7 am
>can't remember where my car is
>got wasted last night, all the sluts are home for the holidays, wednesday before thanksgiving is the best party night
>>63809060
It was a joke about how Germans love to work. :/
>>63809421
>depression
>anger
i know you don't have the time to thoroughly study and immerse yourself in all matters of knowledge available to mankind like i do but even you know the difference between those two things
>you now remember when we had no flags and these threads were literally a Canadian pretending to be yuropean pretending to be an American to troll yuropeans
>>63809507
>implying depression doesn't come after you lose the energy to be angry
>>63809197
Depends. If you're in a non-rural area there's always SOMETHING open. Meanwhile here? Everything shut down at 3pm on the dot.
>Waking up drunk with your bf to watch black men in spandex
Being American is truly GOAT.
>>63809600
A hole's a hole britshit
>>63809600
>goat fuckers this mad
Kek
do americans see their family on christmas as well as thanksgiving?
i don't think i could cope with having to see the family more than once a year tbqh
Do I have a problem if I keep sneaking down into the basement to chug liquor quietly, so my family doesnt judge me?
PS USA USA USA USA USA
Do yuros even have anything to be thankful for?
>my current status right now
>>63809783
Not being American
>>63809894
Thankful for not envious of you illiterate shitstain
Wait, you've got holidays right now, do you have holidays at christmas too?
>>63803450
OP is a pretty cool guy
>>63809957
yup
>>63809558
>tfw I was that Canadian
I don't have the heart to troll with a proxy
happy thanksgiving burgerbrothers
>>63809894
Muhammad is literally the most popular baby name in your country you faggot.
>>63810076
thank you
Shouldn't you be eating mass produced turkey by now?
>>63810077
>says Paco
>>63810215
>Mass produced turkey
>>63810288
http://www.babycentre.co.uk/a25011625/top-baby-boy-names-2014
>>63810076
Thank u my red equal sign friend.
>>63810215
How do you produce a turkey?
>>63810076
thank you reverse burger flag bro
Two great quotes from Joe Buck today
>Well if you take.........any other great qb in the national football league, and put him on this team, he'd do great
>The umpire missed the call there
Seriously, can we start a petition to not have him commentate games?
>>63810362
>implying livestock isn't an industrial product by now
>>63810499
>>63810509
The tension is killing me
>>63810509
Yeah but you raise livestock and produce crops.
>>63810215
I kill my own turkey Hans...wild ones taste better.
>>63803450
Replace handegg with the Europa League and this post might just yet be adequate.
>being proud of indulging in gluttony and watching obese black men throw and catch a ball
